shit that actually cracks you up

>>5921942 (OP)
what the fuck is wrong with that guy's face

>>5921942 (OP)
this shit will never not be hilarious to me

>>5921992
But... *unzips pants*

>>5921956
That's not israel

>>5921942 (OP)
dad, i'm no longer enjoying my bath

>>5921956
What game?

>>5922277
but... you have dubs

>>5921945
don't let your cats outside

>>5921945
>MAAuuAUu :DDD

>>5922273
disgusting infidelity machine. send that thing into the woodchipper

>>5921945
I hate cats so fucking much. If I could have easy guns like murricans I would have shot every cat near my house lol.

>>5922391
what if they are your 3 underage daughters?

>>5922452
Sure you could spend endless bullets on a problem that will just come back. A better solution is, you could use 1 bullet and never have to deal with cats again.

>>5922452
That's a lot of words just to say
>I'm brown

>>5921956
boom boom boom tel aviv

>>5922452
You're gonna cut your hand on something, get an infection, and die.

>>5922452
Why would you hate them? They're such whimsical, lovable creatures. Are you soulless?

>>5921956
yeah you missed it by miles.

>>5921942 (OP)
Is this schizophrenia

>>5922140
>>5922524
I'm pretty sure he hit Iran, which is hilarious

>>5922272
where is this from?

>>5922585
Holy shit look at im go

>>5922515
They literally torture other animals for fun and devastate local ecologies by genociding all the small animals they can catch. Not to eat, just for fun.

>>5922467
If your cat was big enough to kill and eat you, it would.

>>5921945
https://vimeo.com/144850907

>>5921942 (OP)
It's like a live action pilotredsun video

>>5922680
literally every animal does that you dumb fuck

>>5922550
that's a good wife

>>5922839
literally no
only animal i know that does this are foxes

>>5921948
Thanks for fixing the timing, which is everything.

>>5922140
>>5922566
He was using space lazers, so obviously was saying:
>Bye Bye,
>-Israel

>>5922583
Vaudeville according the video

>>5922515
This is the clearly anon whose shithead cat is the town bully in that webm always attacking other cats and killing other animals even though anon thinks it is a perfect angel.

>>5922686
Cats have no problems eating dead people if they have no other food source and anon seems to be a cat lady with dozens of cat and dozens of cats could easily overpower and kill one old lady.

>>5922839
How do earthworms do that, don't they just hide in the dirt?

>>5922272
This is kind of funny. I have the sneaking suspicion a man was behind scripting this though.

>>5922866
damn that was good

>>5922899
That's the highest quality of that clip I've ever seen in 15 years of being online

>>5921953
autism

>>5922452
>like murricans
I understand now

>>5922456
>some porn script

>>5921942 (OP)
In tears at this.

>>5923060
>when u try come school nonchalant
Wish I had a delete thread button.

>>5923076
sybau

>>5922272
cut it at 0:15

>>5921942 (OP)
nigga too autistic to maintain eyecontact with a camera

>>5923147
nigga he ain't even smart enough to breathe with his eyes open

>>5922452
Non ducor, duco

>>5922279

>>5923004
What. The FUCK. Are those??
The blob on the left's hairline is receding so hard that its coming up her chins.

>>5922526
>>5922834
>>5923055
>>5923147
you know it's parody right? he's acting.

>>5923471
But he looks retarded also

>>5921945
where do i find more of this

>>5921956
he's attacking....saudi arabia....
and not the good coastal regions either.

>>5922566

>>5922585
Animals: fight or flight
Cats: fly

>>5923004
This always makes me lol

>>5923371
>this my life's work
seriously!?
that's fucking pathetic

>>5921945
>>5922717
>>5923571

>>5921944
this didn't make me laugh, it made me think of the Sopranos

>>5923471
Yeah retard, he's like 18 and clearly not talking to his son in the bath. Fucking hell we need to bring back bullying, pinheads like you should be afraid to open your mouths.

>>5921945
level 6 and 8 are the best
>>5923634
heh

>>5923803
>he's like 18 and clearly not talking to his son in the bath.
but... he says he's talking to his son in the bath. i believe him
but... why didn't the son lock the bathroom door
but... why is the son having a bath instead of a shower. baths are for women and the son supposedly hangs out with the kool krew
but...

>>5922958
Damn, I've been on for at least 20

>>5923078
It's spelt "Subaru".

>>5922717
kek
thats hilarious
thxs

>>5922272
the girl on the left looks perfect, i can't imagine more attractive. mix of friendly, sex, white, cute, edgy, funny, feminine etc. etc.

>>5922279
he would be a great voice actor

>>5921945
Anyone know why they do this, go out and fight?
Is it like territorial stuff?

>>5923634
that has to be fake

>>5923627
probably means eloqution lessons,, but this stuff in "high society" is very important, people will frown and look down on you for not having manners.
i myself come from low class so manners mean very little.

>>5923838
>level 6 and 8 are the best
actually agree!

>>5924140
I honestly don't think it's a "nature kind of answer". Cats are specially fucking cunts, by definition. Some of them just go out and try to fuck everything or get fucked by it.

>>5924140
They have territories, divided by space and into time shifts, basically. No idea why some are friends and others are sworn enemies, though.

>>5923627
>he says while his life's work is posting on 4chan

>>5924143
Nah, that cat is a friggin legend. Last I heard he helped the banditis rob a train of college students.

>>5923371
Do you really need an 'expert' to tell you to close your mouth when you eat and not talk with your mouthful?

>>5922273

Based poly life.

>>5921953
Some people are ugly it's normal

>>5924131
Okay but genuinely.

>>5922140
it's the thought that counts

>>5924140
Cats are pretty much just dicks by nature. Some more than others.
My brothers cat is super people friendly but will torment smaller cars just for funzies.

>>5924140
>Day 3 no cookies

>>5924145
>eloqution
I think you meant etiquette, anon. Or maybe autocorrect got you.
>>5923627
Believe it or not in some places strict etiquette is still very important and I am sure that poofter makes bank with his lessons.

>>5924504
Yeah, was gonna say, you can shit about the guy when you work at a place that expensive and own a suit like that.
Also, some of the stuff is pretty basic "appeal to women" shit, like sitting up, no elbows, no chewing/talking with your mouth full, etc.
The details are for the kind of person that cares about them and if you were in that level of society you would care as well.

>>5924460
Haven't seen this is years, thank you

>>5923840
They're called the Stingrays dad

>>5921956
>American Geography

>>5921950
nothing else to do in eastern europe i guess

>>5924478
fake audio

>>5924569
Obviously. Still funny

>>5924570
not really

>>5924473
why can't new cars be cool. all modern shit looks exactly the same unless you spend 100k+.
also i miss proper bulbs, all this insanely bright led shit pisses me off when i'm trying to drive at night

>>5924518
eating with your mouth open and talking with your mouth full and crunching in general triggers me beyond belief so i agree with the little faggot in that video.
but over several decades i have managed to train myself not to go into a rage if i'm near someone doing those things.

i'm even able to manage hardmode+ now if someone at the pub is eating pork scratchings near me.
i just push the rage down and down and down

>>5924140
Hormones. Neutering males will make them more chill in a couple of months when there are no more hormones in their bodies.

>>5924570
i feel so sorry for cats who are owned by fats/faggots/etc. the owners don't deserve them.
anyway nice smack, good cat. i'd give it some catnip while i blaze up and then it would sit on my lap while i watch some comedy dvds. comfy

>>5924596
don't microchip, don't "vaccinate", don't neuter/spay. all that faggotry is to condition the public into doing it to themselves and it's working.
i'm going to breed an army of pure cats one day and they will never see a vet. fuck the nwo

>>5924603
she is a dumb fat bitch but you are a retarded stoner stop smoking next to animals you fucking loser

>>5924603
etc means jew.
that's why the cat hit it.

>>5924473
Because cars are no longer made for the costumer but for the company selling it and retard boomer genzoids eat the fucking shit up like turbocucks.

>>5924612
i'll smoke baccy or ganja wherever i want and there is nothing you can do about it.

and i'm not blowing it in their faces like a cunt. grow up

>>5924615
mein gott... imagine if you were a cat owned by a jew. i'd go stray/feral asap

>>5922550
Joke done to death

>>5924063
LoL'd even rofl'd
Downloaded two

>>5922452
kill yourself, retard

>>5924588
it's a useless gimmick that can easily break down and cost time and money to repair

>>5923004
Kek 1st time I have seen this with audio. I wasn't prepared for his voice.

>>5924462
This though!

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

>>5924518
It's true that there's a level of etiquette created solely for social signaling so people in the know can filter high status individuals from the jumped up rubes. This often especially rubs non-Europeans the wrong way and... they do have a point. Who gives a fuck if you stir in circles or 6/12/6/12 as long as you're doing so quietly and not making a mess?
But by the same token some of these people go overboard and declare that ALL manners are "oppressive" and then act outraged when people are disgusted by their public sharting and flarting.

As usual life is a balancing act and each person's position should be somewhere in the middle.
>>5924594
>manage hardmode+
That's a hell of an achievement, anon. You're now ready for New Game+ by eating in the same lunchroom as your Indian coworkers.

>>5924631
>bullying kids in an online penguin game
Ahh, back when 4chan was based and redpilled. Now all it can do it talk about "da joos" and "da troons" like a broken record.

>>5924623
you are NOT a sick cunt, quite the opposite.

>>5924828
yea but da joos tho

>>5924789
kino

>>5924140
I'm pissed off too when I see people, but law doesn't permit me to do anything about it

>>5922585
hahaha those cats man kek

>>5921945
i remember having a cat when i was a kid. i remember hearing it fight with other cats outside my window.
my mother had it euthanized because it was old and it had something wrong with its eye. i think it got clawed in the eye or something by another cat

>>5923634
>Mugs people
>Teaches bikers their place
So is this cat the good guy or the bad guy?

>>5924588
>why can't new cars be cool. all modern shit looks exactly the same unless you spend 100k+.
More rules and regulations leads to greater standardization as you have to conform to the law.
>also i miss proper bulbs, all this insanely bright led shit pisses me off when i'm trying to drive at night
I honestly don't understand how those are legal. They're horribly blinding so you have drivers driving mutually blinded. It's fucking retarded.

>>5921948
women aren't funny

>>5924570

>>5921950
So this is how cars commit suicide in Cars.

>>5924473
>mfw

>>5921942 (OP)
Thanks for the heart to heart dad. I love you, you made me the man I am.

>>5922680
Not my problem

>>5925025
that was funny. you're right generally but credit where credit is due

>>5924075
agreed

>>5924658
that's pretty based. the guy with no legs invented the best bionic legs?

>>5925066
Probably because he'd have the most passion for it is my guess.

Also, I didn't watch the video.

>>5924063

>>5922452
Nigger faggot

>>5924140
>nobody plays along with Cookie Monster
the average person on the internet is so gay

>>5925046
>Creend drouwrh and drowned butter
>Mouth stuff
Well I'm sold

>>5924807
Omg thank you everyone for all the gold and updoots!

Really made my cake day special :)
*Insert 7 paragraph blog post about how my child replacement pets and adulterous Tgirl fiance*

>>5924789
How many of that car's occupants do you figure have molested the family dog?

>>5923004
>dey put tomatoes on deez bitches?
kek

>>5924658
need this one with the deus ex music

>>5925217

>>5924588
because most of the population are retarded cattle plodding along through life. they don't care about beauty, soul, passion because they're drones in a hive.
>>5924774
>everything that doesn't adhere to function is 100% useless
this is the definition of soulless and I hate this mindset.

>>5921942 (OP)
Im socially awkward as fuck, but holy shit does this super-autist make me look like a turbo-normie.

His movements and twitching and just general mannerisms make him look like a creepy alien pretending to be human.

Is this how normies see me?

>>5922452
You're a nigger lol

>>5925025
Well she clearly demonstrated that there are exceptions.

>>5925269
Except she wasn't funny until the timing was corrected in the presentation of the joke.

>>5924789
Actual retards get a pass in my book, I hope they had a fun day out

>>5924140
9/10 Hard R
A 10/10 would be King Terry

>>5925263
Nice buzzwords, dumbfuck.

>>5925056
>>5925269
simp

>>5925267
Yes.

>>5922390
>nyuaAYGHHhhh ACKKK ACKAKCKACK ACK!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD

>>5923627
it's a joke my good autist

>>5924477
Orange man would NEVER

>>5924570
It's nice to see this without the unfunny shit at the end.

>>5925267
Yes, unironically.
This is an extreme example, but this is how autistic people appear to others. It's not good.

>>5924588
>why cant new cars be cool
Federal laws. Crumple zones are a bitch. All of those cars are solid steel.

>>5924821
>You're now ready for New Game+ by eating in the same lunchroom as your Indian coworkers.
lol but luckily the only time i see fuckin pakis is when i go into my local village for a few pints and one or two randoms happen to be walking/stinking down the street. that's enraging enough, why the fuck are they in one of my villages, couldn't imagine being around the fuckers eating

>>5925019
>>5925391
yeah i get it. just as an example (of many) i used to like bmws but now they arr rook same, even the higher end stuff.
e46 was the last good bmw generation imo even though i realise that a cursory glance at a 3 series compared to an m5 was pretty similar but there was just something about that generation (and the ones before) that looked/felt good.
ah well, rip in piece creativity

>>5925046
Why are fat girls the only funny girls

>>5925079
Based frog man

>>5925412
They have nothing else to fall back on

>>5925046
Is she having a stroke or something? Lmao what the fuck.

>>5922272
Nice.

>>5922279
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while.

>>5925067
Fast forward to the last 15 seconds for entire value of video.

>>5921992
>this shit will never not be hilarious to me
why?

>>5922847
Dolphins rape things for the hell of it and have been observed using their tail fins to slap otters out of the ocean like furry tennis balls until they're bloody dead rags.

>>5924588
because they can build single light set up for every car and mass-produce it and its diodes because you are forced to replace whole block if the lights fried instead of easily replacing a bulb for few dollars.

>>5922279

>>5925682
is that grape scissors guy?

>>5925267
OP here. Nah dude, just fucking chill. Normies simply don't care for people withouth social skills. Nobody looks at you like you were an alien with a dick bigger than theirs, they simply will only care for you once you start talking social fluently

>>5925435
back fat

>>5925012
why didn't she euthanize it before that?

>>5924623
>i'll smoke baccy or ganja wherever i want and there is nothing you can do about it.
>and i'm not blowing it in their faces like a cunt
you should get slapped acrossed the shit if the smoke just remotely hits other people

>>5921956
>/pol/ user gets the launch codes

>>5922338
this, have lost too many cats, to disease, cars etc.

>>5922909
Dogs also don't have that issue. It's funny to see people spread this myth. If your dog has no food source because you died, it will eventually eat you. Even humans will eat other humans eventually if they run out of food all they can eat to avoid starving is another dead human.

>>5922456
he's no Trump

>>5922550
I support domestic violence

>>5923371
>mastication
jesus

>>5924140
the first one was funny, the rest is cringe

>>5922866
Good shit

>>5922452
thats not very cash money of you my nigga

>>5925329
Incel.

>>5924145
thats not manners.

>>5925017
yes

>>5924612
Wow, the person that made this really fucked it up. The kid should have essentially cut to falling down. We are seeing it from the cameras perspective, not flashes.

>>5925243
legend

>>5925067
No fucking shit you retard

>>5925000
>not immediately shot or dragged outside and beaten
how?

>>5922272
I was waiting for the dick reveal. I am so hard and so disappointed right now

>>5925942
It's a black club. They were probably preoccupied with all the beatings and shootings that were already going on.

>>5925716
yeah

>>5925947
damn, I didn't even think about that... damn

>>5925932
i dont get it

>>5924789
I love m&m blasts too

>>5924620
lol

>>5924789
I'm assuming dad is also uncle?

>>5926045
>on tonight's episode of how much of a pathetic, drunken slav are you...

>>5925066
that guy was a gifted world-renowned climber who got overconfident in his youth and lost his legs due to freezing when he and a mate of his got stuck in a blizzard or something. still wanted to climb and started trying out prosthenics, but they couldn't live up to his demands, so he enrolled at mit to engineer prosthenics just so that he could climb again at the highest level. competition climbers now say that he's at an unfair advantage because his prosthenics aren't prone to fatigue unlike real legs.

>>5925935
no one cares marvel manchild go play with your funko pop collection if you are not interested in contributing to the thread

>>5926147
never drink urine in situations like this.

>>5925837
>slapped acrossed the shit
yeah nice engrish patel. what does that even mean? you want to slap my shit? "acrossed"? you'd have to wait until i go to the bog but then the toilet-witch will get you.
i fuck you bloody
bloody basterd you

lol captcha: HRMPP
hrm... pp indeed

>>5925884
not this. get money and live in the countryside or a village or whatever. my two niggers go out whenever the fuck they want (it's called having catflaps) and eat rabbits and stuff.
they bring in all sorts of shit and mewmewmew proudly while i watch them play with and then kill and eat whatever cunt they've caught.
farm life 4 eva biatch

>>5926302
idk, it might work to scare off the snake when it sees you're crazy and not to be fucked with

>>5925932
lookin' good!
slow down!
MY MAN!

>>5924588
It's because the headlights aren't adjusted properly. They're shooting their beams too high. LEDs are definitely worse in fog, I'll give you that.

>>5926341
fuck you

>>5926122
>competition climbers now say that he's at an unfair advantage because his prosthenics aren't prone to fatigue unlike real legs.
>EVER SINCE I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME

>>5924612
did this kid break like his entire left leg? or does he only have 1 leg? why does it look like he is missing his leg from below the knee of the left side

>>5921942 (OP)
Is this one of musk's bastard sons?

>>5921942 (OP)
What is the context behind this video?

>>5926335
I fucking love this one. One of the few ones with actually good lyrics.

>>5926342
Both those bikers are retarded.

>>5922585
Ok but where did the snake go?

>>5926344
What's he going to eat for dinner now?

>>5924620
same creator?

>>5926335

>>5926311
mother bloody fuck bitch.

>>5925932
got me

>>5926045
>water is on fire
fucking lol

>>5925682
what flavor kool-aid?
please say watermelon

>>5924443
classic
yours, MB

>>5924588
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>5924588
most modern cars are so far off the ground you can't even see children crossing the road just because "it looks le heckin cool vro"

>>5925437
It's kind of a perfect performance really

>>5922452
>t. bird

>>5924328
average terry davis stream

>>5922467
It's fun to shoot cats though.

>>5923634
Song?

>>5922279
kinda retarded since the idea is you take the set of grapes you want to eat with your hands to your plate instead of messing with the grapes one at a time, diddling grapes you wont eat and blocking others from using the platter
kinda like how you use an implement to take a slice of cake to a plate instead of grabbing a bite with a fork while other people want access to the cake

>>5926859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg

>>5927037
Pretty good save.

>>5926341
What in hell. I couldn’t do that even if offered a million dollars.

>>5921942 (OP)
OP here. Gonna unwatch my own thread rn.

>>5927239
>Gonna unwatch my own thread rn.
why

>>5924140
lost

>>5924473
>you don't understand, officer
>that car was giving me the 'fuck me' eyes!
>... so i did

>>5924828
ofc the troon likes grooming kids online

>>5927280
Your cult daddy fucked kids with epstein you retard

>>5925431
holy kek

>>5925942
>>5925954
Niggers are the second gayest racial group after jews.
just sayin'

>>5926122
Based. There was some old school fighter pilot that had both his legs amputated for reasons and then kicked ass and flew circles around everyone else until they cried or died.
It;s because having no legs for the blood to rush to prevents blackouts in high G maneuvers.
Like how all the Starfox crew have metal legs to do a barrel roll.
Douglas Bader was his name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Bader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4US41D9z928

>>5926174
I miss Shadman.

>>5926372
>They're shooting their beams too high
No, the LEDs are just too fucking bright. It isn't a matter of the angle of attack, it's the intensity.

>>5921942 (OP)

>>5927447
I wouldn't be mad at all.

>>5925888
Difference is, cats do it immediately, but dogs wait until they have no other choice, like a human would

>>5927471

>>5927475

>>5927477

>>5927479

>>5927467
>it's the intensity.
that means they're shining into your eyes because they're angled too high and need to be adjusted

>>5924611
>i'm going to breed an army of pure cats one day and they will never see a vet. fuck the nwo
there are already plenty of populations of feral stray cats

>>5926372
>>5927467
It can be more than one thing.

>>5924620
>>5926589
Holy shit, humanity is so screwed. Still kekked

>>5924789
Surely first cousins don't cause this? Mine is so hot though...

>>5925431
Understandable if you're chinese, that shit actually fucking happens especially in highway tunnels and they don't warn you about it for shit.

>>5924588
National safety standards requiring headlights, bumper heights, slope of hood, and "pedestrian safe design" that falls within a certain range of measurements. That's why there's 100 different types of egg crossovers. So far, pickups don't have to conform to a lot of those.

>>5924620
based zoomboom

>>5925000
Jesus that music is terrible.

>>5927443
What? If there was an ugly tranny crossing the road, niggers would probably jump and kill the tranny before pitpocketing them whereas liberal White foids would blow their heads off as to how "love is love and trans rights are human -ACK".

>>5926342
Bikes of all kinds are fucking retarded.

>>5925046
Would fuck the shit out of her.

>>5926341
How the fuck are the spiders not biting the shit out of her?

>>5921945
Don't let them outside

>>5922272
SEXOOOOOOOO with both

>>5924588
The rich have the LED so they don't give a fuck

>>5921942 (OP)
DUDE

WAS THAT A GHOST ORB IN HIS ROOM AT 00:00 - 00:02?? WTF DDE

>>5927779
It's a bit of dust or lint or some shit floating close by the camera.

>>5922680
you think that's bad? you should see what i do just to spite your comments, and i don't even like cats hehe BIRD FAG

>>5927449
I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>5926341
Apparently spiders don't even taste that good. You're not supposed to eat the abdomen because that's the part that has all the feces in it
And the rest is meant to be kind of hit or miss so this obviously just done for engagement purposes
>>5927654
Fuck I hate husky owners

>>5927035
fake as fuck

>>5925046
fantastic

>>5926335
fucking masterpiece

>>5927759
>The rich have the LED
what? all modern shitboxes have led, it's got nothing to do with being rich. even fucking cyclists pedal around with their completely unregulated fucking leds god i hate cyclists so fucking much reee

>>5927333
proving you're a troon with every word

>>5921945
Tha guy's cat is the cunt is the majority, if not all of those, all the cats it comes across are laying down or are facing the other direction at the start. POVcat is the shit starter every time.

>>5929293
2 options:

1 he's showing them who's boss of the 'hood
2 maybe they started shit first and it was cut out from the beginning of each level and he's delivering righteous punishment and showing them who's boss of the 'hood

either way, he's the boss. don't fuck with him

>>5927656
Look up the stats bro. Crazy but it's true

>>5921942 (OP)
This is one of the most disgusting stupid-monologues I've ever seen. So much homosexual groomer in this.

>>5922834
wtf that's not even close to pilotredson
prs is bro based
this OP is a fag

and don't be all like "well I'm actually prs and i'm gay and can prove it" because the only thing that you can prove is that you're a flaming faggot

>>5924518
Appeal to women? Men care about their environment and that they don't spit while talking or elbow their surroundings with open food on the table

What a fkn faggot dude

Goddamn right a man cares about table manners, last thing we want to see is yet another ghetto ho or the wetback spic flinging food and repping a bolo

>>5924140
The way he violently shakes the puppet gets me everytime lol