Thread 5922636

people or animals or robots dancing

R JET
E
T
H
G
I
F

>>5922636 (OP)
That's a fighter jet though

>>5922636 (OP)
A gentleman could reasonably postulate the argument that this female individual likely copulates in the fashion of an aeronautical machine designed for the purpose of combat.

shoe

>>5922636 (OP)
fighterjetesque

I bet
>>5922636 (OP)
she's fucking skyking in heaven
>>fight jet fuck bet

>>5922636 (OP)
fighterjet sex or something

>>5923143
>shorts under short skirts
garbage

>>5923821
saar

>>5922636 (OP)
>posts a Variable Fighter from Macross

>>5922637
I don't know whats real or not thanks to the AI not anymore, but I wanna believe this is

>>5922636 (OP)

ace combat 8 looking good

>>5923143
Anyone have that one where it's a 2010s electro swing or jazz song? Part of the lyrics being "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes". Dancer looks very similar to the girl on the left, but it's not her. Wears long black socks, has similar hair but black. Additional lyrics might include "now give her a little spin" or something. Google & AI searches aren't finding that song either.

Slightly helpful reference but with more Trumpet and female vocals:
https://youtu.be/zWLAbNHn5Ho

>>5923821
Have to hide the testicles.

>>5922636 (OP)
i bet she fucks

>>5922636 (OP)
This was 35 years ago.

>>5922636 (OP)
>>5923115
Nice fighter jet, now post the attack helicopter model

>>5922636 (OP)
I want to fuck her with the force of a thousand suns IN THE BUTT YO

>>5922649
That's such a fucking gay dancing style.

Who is she??????????

>>5924351
what in the fuck

I wonder what the evolutionary reason is for why we like rhythm so much. doesn't matter how cringe something is, as long as the slop is timed on the beats it's good

this fucking thread suuucks

>>5925015
what you like that gay rat animation?

Anyone have the one of the Japanese schoolgirl dancing in what looks like a school's football field as a bunch of girls in the bleachers start getting high because the shit is hella funny but also has some power?

>>5924351
thanks doc

>>5924714
That filename lmao

>>5924014
This is like 12 years old. So unless the CIA generated it it's real

>>5922636 (OP)
>>5924244
>Nice fighter jet, now post the attack helicopter model
>>5924714

>>5925355
Now that's THE fucking attack helicopter

>>5925523
>>5925524
>shadman

>>5922636 (OP)
i bet she fucks like flight 93 now

>>5922649

Only white girls dance like this and it's so damn unsexy.

>>5925894

I like it, but it's better with music.

>>5922638
Pug face, and not in the cute way

>>5922649
Honestly impressed. I'll take this over twerking any day.

>>5925741
lost

>>5922636 (OP)
I dare wager that she copulates as if she were a turbine powered aerial war craft

she a jet fucks like i fighter bet

>>5922637
Titanium ankles holy shit

>>5925555
alt version
Btw the audio is from this performance by the Japanese coast guard.
https://youtu.be/aXjIy0XQGi4
The Ukrainian army were originally playing Bon Jovi
https://youtu.be/1WHUNE7Dq0A

>>5925741
post the version with the hot jap nun girl

>>5925058
not as much as the version of that song

>>5926208
Cute green panties

>>5925940

It is pretty cool. I used to work with a lady who was a dance choreographer. She had this body at 50, and said this dance style is a modernized version of the Charleston. Plenty of how to YouTube vids about it.

>>5922637
>four girls all getting out their phones at once.
Its over.

>>5925523
>>5925524

>>5922649
>rjet rethgif
What did he mean by this?

>>5922711
>jk
These hags have long since graduated.

>>5924714
Asking for it.

>>5927608
stop being a slut of woman

>>5927610
That makes no sense, ESL bro.

>>5922636 (OP)
Funny that weve gotten to the point where noone posts the original joke anymore

>>5922636 (OP)
I BET SHE FUCKS LIKE A FIGHTER JET

>>5926129
I would but apparently mine is corrupted, sorry anon.

>>5922638
I don't know who this person is, but this webm exhudes a feeling of "Hey everyone I am an e-celeb come and be in my tiktok and hold these signs with my other simps then fuck off"

>>5925015
many animals perform "dances" as mating rituals. Birds also have songs they use to attract partners.
Something about the concept of rhytm seems to be so beneficial that many things convergently evolve it

>>5925524
>take years to learn to be dance king
>walk up to two rando bitches and dance
>they seem cool with it
>break into your solo routine
>they go off into the background and keep dancing with each other
what a fucking faggot

>>5922649
Women were a mistake.

>>5923143
Zoomers were a mistake.

>>5925058
Your faggot music and fagot twinkle toes dancing SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS vibrating around like you're constantly being fucking knocked into a coma.

>>5925294
Why are they wearing 4chan dresses?

>>5928400
Robotnik finally captured Sonic huh?

>>5928442
Kid looks like he's having so much fun, too bad he's probably six feet under some ukrainian soil right now.

>>5928426
the edit with the cod equipment used to get me

>>5928414
I've been looking for this for at least 10 years, but the version had a cut between his jump and his landing with a clip of a suicide jumper, anyone have it?

>>5927963
lidl really stepping up their advertising game

>>5924714
Videos of dancers at raves are so rare, did raves go extinct or something?

>>5928413
Those are shamrocks. Three (3) leaves. Not 4. And I think 4chan's icon is hair things from the back of that little green-haired girl's head.

>>5928437
lost

>>5927608
calm down mohammad or jamal ... whatever your name is calm down.

>>5928390
God i hope muslims are soon extinct. I have had it up to my face with their shitty behavior. "Herp derp i'm gonna drive through a christmas market because western culture is trash and my god is the only real one" fuck off achmed! I hope the joos kill all mudslimes.

>>5927967
>>5927968
more of her pls!

>>5927968
>>5928900

>>5928947
you have to be completely braindead to be turned on by this crap

>>5928967
Trying too hard, buddy

>>5929019
be honest now, you really like that?

>>5924760
same girl, maybe?

>>5929081
holy smokes thats a big ruffles bag

>>5929078
Might be, iv got mild prosopagnosia so im easily thrown off by shit like makeup.
Also contouring ect works well on camera so its hard to tell girls apart these days even if u dont have the same issue
Any idea of her name?

>>5928520
this one?

>>5929022
cute latinas? sure.

>>5923001
Chris Chan's dimensional merge

>>5928667
Leave. Now

>>5924532
sauce on both, girl and music?

es

>>5924760
shslwabbit on tiktok aka avery
btw if anyone has this archive please restore it or at least pre-2021 deadslvt
https://pastebin.com/prTthUn7

>>5924760 (You)
Nah thats not the same girl

>>5929089
David Elsewhere, how time flies

>>5924760
Meant for
>>5929222
Nice trips btw

>>5929088
Fucking BITCH!!!

>>5922810
Is this supposed to look like a shoe or is it just a weird coincidence??

>>5929022
women?

>>5927506
>he can't into reading upside-down
sad!

>>5922678
>the last second
goodness gracious

>>5925914
glass half empty version of this take is that it's pretty awful without music

>>5928463
nice

>>5929083
M U R I C A
U
R
I
C
A

>>5927967
>>5927968
>>5928947

name of this qt latina?

>>5929075
Song?

>>5929733
Im guessing some Jamie Berry swing, might be Delight but Im not sure, they all sound quite similar

>>5929796
nvm Im retarded, its Parov Stellar's catgroove, found the original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

>>5925318
Green hair is guy

>>5923115
>>5922636 (OP)
No one ever has the sauce for the song either. I might want to recreate this webm in my living room but without the music it's pointless ass shaking and back pain.

>>5928522
>3:02

>>5925294
irish dancing is not adapted for a breton song, these girls need to learn how to dance kost ar c'hoad or dañs plinn

>>5929193
Why do these already attractive women turn into 11/10s with the anime filter

>>5929945
>No one ever has the sauce for this song either
Should have browsed /f/ before it died then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BphaRxNDhDQ

>>5925355
Tahiti enjoyer

>>5928967
finally someone is saying what we're all thinking

>>5929102
editing a different song over a dance almost always makes the webm worse

>>5928463
i laughed

>>5929782
>>5922649
>>5924649

The Melbourne Shuffle is Australia's only contribution to global culture, and it can't die soon enough.

>>5930181
she's getting that african cock after her mobik got cucked in a trench by a cheap ass drone.

>>5930524
Keep your fantasy to yourself. They sound jewish.

>>5927963
>>5927967
Ruined by tats

>>5930405
more of her?

>>5929417
@lin_p_m

>>5929105
JFC this is the hottest shit I've seen in weeks.

>>5928557
Yes and no.
The problem is basically threefold.
1) Recording reached critical mass so now fewer and fewer people dare to dance out of fear of fucking up and being caught on camera forever, meaning nobody ever learns (and conversely that means many raves that have dancing have it by virtue of going full Holocaust on anyone recording)
2) Ketamine, benzos and GHB are taking over massively which leads to nothing but zombies
3) Clubs and raves stopped being separate. Clubs care primarily about you being "cool". Dancing at below perfect ability is uncool so people just nod their heads

can anyone help me find this clip but with audio?

>>5929056
>>5926175
This fucking bitch cannot dance

>>5930680
She clearly can.

>>5929102
>>5930402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpeUnWrteQM

>>5923001
That' a man

>>5930698
embarrassing
it even killed my boner

>>5930788
How do I prevent my body from looking like that?

>>5929068
no way

>>5929923
I miss her so much bros

>>5930822
how do the shoe laces lace themselves like that?

>>5930879
I like fancy laces, but none of my shoes have enough eyelets.

>>5922636 (OP)
Fux like a FIGHTER JET

Does anyone have that one with the chinese (?) guy in shades dancing to a Russian song? some lady tries to butt in and dance with him at some point in the vid. The first track in the video is slower tempo but the DJ switches tracks maybe 10-20 seconds into the video to something more fast paced.

>>5930583

It's Danielle Marsh from Newjeans.

>>5931144
I'm so lonely bros

>>5929022
Girls being girly?

>>5929098
Holy MILF

>>5922636 (OP)
Just think, this F16 is likely the proud mother of a brood of adult of F35's by now...

>>5931283
>I'm so lonely bros

Are gifs okay?

>>5931365
Wait, I have webms too.

>>5930105
3d was a mistake

>>5931367
a gif with a link to a song on the side is bretty good but sound to go with the dance is peak

>>5931357
Upgraded

>>5930105
Idk but I want to know where there's more

>>5923821
This

>>5931675
Kill yourself this is fucking awful.

>>5930688
Post your address you fucking simp so I can end your pathetic life

>>5928789
I am calm. And she is asking for it.

>>5922636 (OP)
AAUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT HER TO BOUNCE UP ON DOWN ON MY COCK SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5929189
your mom and darude sandstorm

>>5931853
Peasant

>>5924714
DAMN what country

>>5930898
kek

>>5930542
kys faggot

>>5922683
Any chance I can get the music sauce? I guess not, right?

>>5928400
sauce?

>>5929078
>me and maybe 5 other people
Huh?
That's Yui from K-On.
What did she mean by this?
I know it's about a decade and a half old, but surely people even nowadays know about it?

>>5930822
don't be born with the wrong genetics

>>5931650
why are asian women the best

>>5932920
because you have double standards

>>5932748
It's gotten popular again recently, but I wonder honestly... I have noticed plenty of people who have no clue.

>>5931675
>Aqua
>panties
AI needs to unfuck itself

>>5929360
Filename sums it up

>>5931675
Absolutely terrible

>>5922636 (OP)
Yellow 4, Fox 2

>>5930405
Is there a longer version of this?

>>5929189
sounds like the shittiest possible remix of destination calabria

>>5931233
I remember making this webm back when webms were first added to 4chan.

>>5929284
Am I crazy or did the kid at 0:23 mime unzipping and swinging his massive dick over his shoulder, but no one reacted?

>>5924714
disgusting bolt-ons

>>5933842
lmao

>>5925894
>>5929405
No the "take" you zoomer faggot is you have nigger taste. Twerking and cellulite asses are disgusting. Don't @me because you're wrong.

>>5928517
>How about a magic trick. I'm going to make this brunette....disapear!
Man it's been a long as time since I saw this one.

>>5925894
what the hell are you on about

>>5933908
>shuffling is twerking
settle, petal. have a bonox and a good lie-down.

>>5930680
You're a braindead chud if you think this chick isn't absolutely rocking that floor. Get taste, pleb.

>>5931675
goated & based

>>5935288
She has a certain multiple sclerosis vibe to her movements. Flailing about with the occaisional ``feminie pose'' mixed in like a autismal orangutan.

>>5922636 (OP)
I wish her well

>>5930698
not a single one with a decent ass. amazing.

>>5929355
it's AI, come on

>>5922636 (OP)
She fucks, I bet, like a fighter jet.

>>5930480

The dance is fine, but the Aussie accent when the pitch of the voice rises at the end of a sentence, making statements sound like questions is bloody annoying.

>>5927623
Nigga sound like Adolf???

>>5922649
Who is she?

>>5922637
Now that is bad ass and looks cool.

>>5922649
This just looks dumb and cringe. This stupid shuffle style type dancing that is really popular with hot gen z women.

>>5922678
These asians are NOT hot. They look like alien bug humanoids. And they ALL look the same. Certain Japanese hot women are the only ones I can find somewhat attractive, but like very very few. The rest are just alien looking.

>>5923143
They (asians, most of them) literally have bodies of a 12 year old boy. How can any man with testosterone find these things attractive? A normal non-onions boy man likes women that actually look like woman.

>>5937008
Good enough for the Romans, good enough for me.

>>5937008
Yes, yes, we're all impressed, bro
*yawn*

I just don't get it.
>I like dancing (if im on drugs)
>dancing makes me feel good (when im half naked and recording it)

>>5931263
Man good thing you put a schizophrenic AI filter on top of that lady wouldn't want to be able to understand what's going on or know what a woman looks like

>>5937142
The bug hunter lashes out

>>5927608
You are the reason we can’t have women walking around like that

>>5937568
Whatever helps you cope, kek

>>5922636 (OP)
MAVERICK LIED
GOOSE DIED

>>5925355
I'd posit that she roots like an Apache blunting a Soviet guards division advance during REFORGER.

>>5933842
I saw that too. Genius.