/n/iggers and other carlets being retarded

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>>5937806
watch this one in slow motion and see how the guy was lucky enough to not have his skull squashed like a grape.
I think those striped posts and camera stand were his saviors, and the fact that retard in the car veered right

>>5937801
This one's on the car driver.

>>5937807
Imagine how foolish you'd feel videoing this if he landed that though.

>>5937859
Well then get her off

>>5937891
I mean in the position she ends up in you can just pick her up like a bowling ball.

>>5937895
This guy gets posted in every dang thread yet I've never seen a 30-45 min comfy vid of the entire ride.
Sad.

>>5937897
Idk how to compress well, fitting any amount of video in 6mb is difficult for me

>>5937947
You can't fit a 45 minute webm into 6MB? Are you even trying?

>>5937947
It's ok but I'd assume your content would be like watching train videos from somewhere snowy.
>>5937951
I got a 2TB flash drive off of ebay for $10 in the mid 2000's and I was amazed how much could fit on it until I plugged it back in.

>>5937968
kek

>>5938049
great file name

>>5937799
>stiff arms after impact
oooooooooooo

>>5938498
What even is this emt doing? Far too soft for cpr and way too retarded for pain reaction check

>>5937861
landed what? he saw the shadow on the floor and thought it was a speed bump.

>>5938554
copping a feel

>>5938498
Do you have the one with the old asian guy who was driving the bike while sitting sideways and it has the aftermath of him either injured or dead?

>>5938614
>gets bonked from behind
>"whelp, best I try and kill as many as possible, it is the only logical option"

>>5938624
Holy shit. Where was this?

>>5938602
I get that Chinese guys have small dicks, but you have to be careful when you make a wish with a genie.

>>5937801
*sniiiifffff*

:)

>>5938482
>anarchist ignores rules

>>5938618
I'm guessing the thought process was something like
>SHIT! I don't have insurance! I'm gonna be liable! I have to get out of here NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

>>5938756
Good thing there are no repercussions for running people over it seems.

>>5938568
>That's the joke.

>>5937796 (OP)
>Have 1000cc bike
>Instead of taking it to a proper race track and try to settle a fast lap then trying to beat said fast lap again and again
>Take the bike to ride like a retard in the wind putting other people at risk

>>5937800
Yeah. We run these roads. Swerve for me, little bitch :P

>>5938756
My money would be on them panicking like a retard and confusing the accelerator with the brake.

>>5938647
don't worry, I got that

>>5938613
how does that work? automatic?

>>5938482
Why are they all incapable of tying their shoes?

>>5938903
doesnt look like his hands on the clutch so it wouldnt be in gear, only reason for that would be if he put it in gear when the other fag rev'd it, or its some sort of faggot auto scooter that looks like a regular bike.

>>5938609
visual confirmed, fox 2

whats up with bikes identifying as aim9s?

>>5938609
>>5939106
to be fair if he got up enough speed he could blast through cars like a bullet without even feeling it, but 200mph is probably an order of magnitude too low for that.

>>5938933
Damn. I mean light was green kek

>>5938598
The boy in the cute skirt is way more fuckable than his girlfriend.

>>5938933
the wagie's troubles are now over, try not to be too jealous

>>5938616
Holy shit.
Car still running, but bike exploded like dynamite.

>>5937799
Kek

>>5939096
Much like cars are cages, shoes are foot prisons. Bikers live to be free of the chains that bind the cattle.

>>5939289
>most humble rider caught on video

>>5938867
delightful!

>>5939289
the nerve to hit someone, then hide in the car when they're confronting you. unbelieveable

Why are we getting videos simping for some chinese girl?

>>5937808
oh he got lucky only the wheel got hi
whelp

>>5938867
>see people getting robbed
>immediately change course and ram the shit out of the robbers
holy fucking based, I want that video where the car driver straight up went full terminator mode and kept hunting the robbers

>>5939241
>The boy in the cute skirt is way more fuckable than his girlfriend.
If they come as a set it doesn't really matter.

>>5939489
Thats pretty cool.

>>5938647
kek

>>5938902
That's no wagie, that's their son.

>>5938602
This is amazing. Cheap, effective and easily installed in many real-world applications.

>>5938902
Nothing more Chinese than eating food prepared outdoors inches away from a rushing flood of sewer water.

>>5939623
God, Jet Li was the best!

>>5938867
The funniest part is.none of the impacts were intentional

>>5938572
bikers are fucking retards

>>5939625
man this stuntman really earned his pay here

>>5940146
fuck that last .2 of a second is jarring, vlc wasn't showing me that, here it is hopefully without that

>>5940042
Only a fucking retard would hop on a vehicle that they can't truly control and that also offers zero protection against the other retards moving around in 2 ton metal boxes.

>>5938618
Have you ever played GTA3? When the cars stopped while the bridge went up between the second and third islands you could bump into their rear and they would start moving and drive right into the ocean if you bumped into them as they stood still would make them start driving and falling into the ocean if you bumped into them from behind when they stopped before the bridge as it went up. It reminded me of that.

>>5939863
His movies always had that comedic slapstick humor mixed in with kung fu. It was both funny and badass.

>>5940241
I do know of what you speak and it says a lot that the nearest comparison to the person in the webm is 20 year old npc a.i.

>>5938867
>coming soon to a sanctuary city near you

>>5937796 (OP)
Motorcycle had a red?

>>5940042
I've no idea why lane splitting is allowed in some places

>>5937801
we rape those

>>5939623
You can feel how much fun they had making these shots-

>>5939489
that's ingenious actually

>>5940564
Except it doesn't give her the strength to safely operate that machine.

>>5939096
Shoes come off when people get hit by cars, no matter how well tied. It is known.

>>5939863
zoomer retard thats jackie chan not jet li.

>>5940146
>>5940150
What happened?

>>5937800
The Darwin's Choice award goes to.....

>>5937796 (OP)
>Can't see a block ahead
>>5937800
>Expects trucks to see them and stop on a highway

>>5941389
What is it with thirdies and leaving bottomless pits to hell an inch off the road with not even a hint at a barrier?

>>5941408
This hole. It was made for them.

>>5938903
Automated Manual Transmission maybe, not sure

>>5939418
top speed ~113mph

>>5940564
>>5939692
its fucking training wheels.
on a motorcycle

>>5939655
shoot them dead in the streets.
its faster.

>>5941708
Yes, perfect for short women.
I mean, just look at this >>5941714

>>5941715
it almost like the shouldn't be operating that specific type of vehicle....

>>5941717
Nah, if she is cute, I will allow it.

>simp starts posting plastic whores again

>>5941408
>see almost U-turn ahead
>84kph is exactly what I need

>>5941714
>>5941721
kill yourself

>>5941796
>almost U-turn
Go get your eyes checked Anon, thats not even 90 degree...

>>5941717
Well the girl with the training wheels used a device to do something she cant normally do, its what mankind has been doing for thousands of years.

>>5938614
>get rammed
>shit flys forward because interia
>gas peddle is forward (for the slow)
>car starts randomly accelerating
>brakes dont work or are obstructed
>youre now doing 40mph and increasing
>you have .7 seconds to decide if you want to drive, troubleshoot the problem, bail out or intentionally crash it
>confusion and adrenaline
Why did he intentionally drive into oncoming traffic? What an idiot. Who decides to do that? Im smarter than that. Yup.

>>5938770
Sóy: the post

>>5938652
The virgin scoot rider vs the chad cow

>>5938655
Dagestanis are fucking based.

>>5938902
That's fucking kino

>>5940042
That should be the title for the next thread

>>5941911
>t. blood and gut splatter that t boned a tractor trailer

>>5938233
I'm paying the nigger tax

>>5939623
>>5939625
Chinese Buster Keaton

>>5939349
what is he saying?

>>5937801
Nice rump!

>>5941823
sure, once you're halfway through it

>>5937895
Dude, this is a blue board. You can't post gore here.

>>5938475
i really can't fathom how people go so fast on 2 wheels. I'm back at my parents home and rode my brother's bike (not a motorcycle a pedal bike) and i can't go fast unless it's a straight road with no turns. I slow down whenever there's a turn and check left and right. I have no clue how i rode recklessly when i was a kid, most of the time with no brakes at all

>>5941823
It's fucking 120°, you should be the one checking your eyes.

>>5937859
No it isnt. The biker ran a red light.

>>5941865
That's not how inertia works. Or gas pedals.

>>5942063
If your vehicle has such a godawful turn radius that you consider that a "U-turn" you should be arrested just for driving it off your property.

>>5938652
Where has a horse wandering the streets at night?

>>5941823
>Map clearly shows a U
>Not a U turn
Also do you really have to be that delicate with speed on a bike? A little too fast and you can't turn at all?

>>5942239
You're confusing hairpins and U-turns (as in a bend that sends you more than 100-ish degrees somewhere else, not what soccer moms do when they miss the turn to their yoga studio).

>>5942364
A U-turn is turning 180 degrees across the median to get into the opposing lane of the same road that you're already on. What's on that map is a long gentle curve in the road that isn't even a "turn", let alone a U turn.