Thread 5942106

street food

Oh God not again

>>5942157
>just noticed the guy sitting hiding trying to hold back laughter after the axe in the bread
Never noticed him trying to not lose his shit before.

>>5942211
His outfit combined with the intrigued but slightly pissed off expression gets me every time.

This shit cannot be real, its gotta be some joke Indians came up with to make foreigners sick. India literally has a space program

>>5942274
>This shit cannot be real,
You have to watch some of those India street food shows then. While much tamer (sanitized editing) than what you see here, if you are alert you can see some questionable things even in those mainstream shows.

Sanitized food travel shows would be ones like Rick Stein's six-episode India series. He concentrates on curry, but shows some of the India street food scene as well as some other food market situations.

>>5942130
post the one where they bake cakes and stick their whole arm inside and use newspaper. Its so disgusting

>>5942274
I can attest in India but also parts of China and the Fillipines have places or suburbs where they are still stuck in the 18th century.

Be wary your modern age first worlder stomoch can't deal what they have to offer.

Sometimes i think those people are immune to Cholera and shit.

>>5942130
imagine the backpain

>>5942157
I come in these threads only for that one, gets me every time.

As stupid as it is, it's actually quite accurate.

>>5942121
It's interesting to me how we only ever see the same clips over and over again in these threads
It's like the jeets figured out that everyone outside of india is laughing at them and stopped allowing people to film their disgusting practices

>no plastic forks or napkins are given to customers
I know Indians eat with their hands, but what do they do after they've eaten and finished their meal? Do they walk around with sticky, oily hands?

>>5944131
Wipe it through their hair to save on oils later

>>5942106 (OP)
>antijeet squad inbound
There's street food from all over the world.

>>5942418
>immune to Cholera and shit.
I mean, it's probably selected for at this point (or 500 years ago, same difference)

>>5944913
This is not "street food" fucking retard. The cook is operating inside a building just that they're preparing it at the entrance, again you retard.

Case in point:
The webm I've posted

NOT STREET FOOD

>>5945581
if you dont see the contrast in cleanliness then i suggest you to go visit an oculist.

>>5942213
>>5942211
hes the underrated mvp of the video

What is it with Indians and sopping wet food? How do you even eat it with your hands?

>>5945617
hands?

>>5945611
Cleanliness has nothing to do with it. That retard (probably you) posted something he thought was street food when it was not.

Another case in point:
This is street food.

Shut the fuck up if you don't know what you're taking about.

>>5945649
Bro, you're autistic

>>5945696
I can second this, to some degree.
Tis our curse to prefer words mean words instead of whatever you want at the expense of quality.

>>5945578
uh I would actually eat this one

still lost it at the honking though

>>5942430
>imagine the backpain
You can sit on the same level as the food if other working positions are painfully inconvenient.

>>5942116
I like the ones where they have spoons and just aren't using them.

>>5942157
kudos to the guys that didn't stop screaming for 2 straight minutes

>>5945615
can someone AI generate a pee pee instead of fish? asking for a friend.

>>5945665
I can't even believe this shit.

>>5945696
He's not just an autist, he's a very low-IQ autist with a culturally-indicative rigid definition of street food.

>>5945853
its better to break eggs into another smaller cup first in case its spoiled. So you dont fuck up whole batch with single egg.

>>5945856
>things you don't need to worry about with industrial egg supplies
I get a nasty one from my girls once in a while but that's completely different. In Japan you can order flats of double-yolk eggs from the wholesaler.

>>5945665
for indian food that looks more hygienic than the regular street food

>>5945856
Nigga that ain’t india

>>5942126
Why do they soak their bread?

>>5944913
This actually looks good and sanitary though so I know this isn't pajeet street food.

>>5942106 (OP)
i'm not going to bulk-reply to all the jeet food below, but can anyone tell me why it's so fucking WET? putting aside when it's prepared in holes in the ground and served on tarps, how good is this food actually? nutrition, taste, etc. how does this compare to fine indian cuisine? genuinely curious

>>5947988
The locals are have probably developed a resistance to the unsanitary conditions but as a first worlder I think you would get dysentery or some other food borne illness from eating anything from an Indian street food vendor.

>>5947982
it might be dried and has to be soaked before eating

>>5947985
I think it's Singapore but not sure.
>>5947988
>how good is this food actually?
It's slop for workers, it's spicy and made with the cheapest ingredients. It's not very nutritious, very little Indian food is. This is evidenced by the fact that Indians are getting smaller decade on decade.

>>5942211
White shirt loses it at 1:10.

>>5945647
What in God's name....

india taking street food to the next level

>>5949685
Man, I wish I could enjoy my job like that guy

>>5945578
I find surprising that the only Hindu food that seems remotely edible are the egg related ones, is it because it's deepfried and the can't stick their hands into it, isn't it?

>>5942106 (OP)
One soggy bread roll please saar

>>5945820
The only time he touches the spoon is to move it out of the way so he can stir the slop with his hand

>>5942157
>That blast of dirty water from the bottle
>The way the guy looks away when handing the finished product to the customer
Kino

>>5948002
>KoreanCrepes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murtabak

>>5947988
>but why is it WET
Because they use the curry template a lot. Curry is like pasta: the natural choice when 2 people are cooking to feed 50.

>compared to fine cuisine?
like comparing a hotdog cart with cloudy water to a bistro with red checkered tablecloths.

15% overlap of menu items in terms of drinks and tiffin (fried snacks), noticeable quality spike because ghee and unwatered yoghurt are expensive.

Order traditional cake desserts for one for a table of four; sweeter than Mars bars. Apart from indians I think only the American constitution might be equal to an Indian sweet.

>but did you die?
Tourists should stick to hotel catering or sealed food if they want no risk, but I think the food is the country. It's like skiing with your mouth. Pack your carbon and magnesium pills and prepare for cholera you pussy.

>>5945581
>sees the cockerel bowl
Might be Indonesian
>sees the pork
Malaysian for sure.

>>5945696
not that anon, but no. Street food = not made in a building is a good working definition.

>>5945853
>culturally rigid
explain yourself, social studies.

>>5950375
>this is murtabak
Murtabaks are square because they're folded into pouches; vidrel was round. I've also never seen murtabak made with chopsticks. Everyone uses a cooking trowel like teppanyaki.

Taiwan, West Taiwan, and filename are equally likely candidates.

>>5949865
indians in here, fucking explain

Say there's an expensive Indian restaurant in a Western country with strict regulations. Will it be safe to eat there or is it genetic with the jeets and they just can't help themselves?

>>5945581
To me it looks more like a booth. Streetfood it is.

>>5945615
>that last second sign reveal

Kino

>>5942157
LOL
please post the one with the black dudes doing the parody

>>5950472
Indian here
No fucking clue
Its south indian. That's all I can confirm

>>5950470
I'm referring to the webm titled "KoreanCrepes.webm" in your post, mate.

>>5950451
>>culturally rigid
>explain yourself, social studies
Sure, he's not just trying to police our speech, he is using the most narrow possible definition of the term street food. That kind of rigidity of thought occurs in many different populations, but that Anon has a convergence of at least three factors, he's Indian, low-IQ and autistic. That's the kind of triple threat that destroys good boards.

>>5950565
Which one? You know your culture sucks when African villagers are dabbing on you.

>>5950472
I think it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

>>5945867
>>5947932
cracking each egg into a smaller container before adding it to the rest is standard practice in the culinary industry worldwide. my sister went to culinary school here in burgerland a few years ago and that's what they were taught. not out of concern for bad eggs, since that's incredibly rare as long as you source and store your eggs well (and properly rotate stock), but some eggs may have blood in them. Customers might notice the blood being in the food even after baking/cooking and might complain, so instead of taking the chance they just throw the bloody egg out. this may just be a burger thing since we don't really eat animal blood over here, but even in cultures where that is part of the cuisine, there is undoubtedly individuals who don't like it or just don't want that flavor being in their eggs and will complain as well.

>>5950728
Sure but it's an extra step and another dish to wash. I do it sometimes for guests but usually just eyeball each egg before dumping it.

>>5945649
>>5945581
>This is not "street food"
YOU'RE the retard. You think just because it's in a slightly more covered shack, even though it's literally served streetside, that it's not streetfood?
So by your definition if that exact dish/food that you're posting would be served in more shelter, then it magically is not street food anymore?
That's a shallow use of the term. It means nothing at that point.
The term street food, although admittedly a loose term, is more of a vibe and approach to food.

>>5950759
I love eggs

>>5950685
think you got it. Nice.

>>5950624
You're right, it is south Indian; Tamil Nadu. The poverty there must be staggering, they can't even afford to fry it.

>>5950660
Thank you for the explanation. I'm not sure REEEanon is any of those three things, but at least your webms hit the spot. I like them.

>>5944102
might as well scoop the sugar water with your hands too at that point

>>5942106 (OP)
To his credit, he is using a utensil in one hand.

>>5945665
lmao wtf

>>5951385
>utensil
spoons are cutlery. CUTLERY. NOT UTENSILS. for some reason, this particular burgerism really pisses me off .

>>5951416
Its a ladle not a spoon

>>5950996
>I'm not sure REEEanon is any of those three thing
He's something, though, that's for sure.
>your webms hit the spot. I like them
Thanks, mang. I'm trying to curate my collection of food videos to be intresting and useful.

So, how many diseases are we talking over here? A gorillion?

>>5950472
Its fresh poop balls from a Patels anus only the high cast ever get to savor such a delicacy

>>5951715
why do indians have to be so FUCKING DISGUSTING like this...?

>>5942116
Don't you get stoned for having a tattoo there?

gvdgj

>>5949865
I like how they season their fingers before eating.

>>5943047
no it is not. some shill is trying to make india less respectable by spam

>>5952074
>pile ice in hand
>patpat
>put in cup
>pile ice on cup
>patpat
>put in bowl

the vendor didnt need to do any patting, he could just fill the bowl with snow powder and splash syrup on WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ICE

mf just wants to pat the ice and watch people eat it.

>>5952074
>large booger stuck right on the ice in full view

>>5952219
the tools (utensils) they’ve clearly chosen for specific tasks, like portioning the goop and depositing it into the cones, aren’t even the best tools to achieve what is a pretty fucking simple procedure. the shit goes fucking everywhere. the idiocy is absolutely fascinating.

>>5942106 (OP)
INDIAN
FUCKING
SHITS

>>5942157
Pretty good, but there is a severe lack of honking, and the utensils are way too clean. 7/10

>>5942157
at 1:16, bucket man has to hide his grin. this clip keeps on giving.

>>5945653
Mudahar lol

>>5952322
Ergonomics are just as absent in the Desi mind as hygiene.

>>5945664
The nurgle sign egg really ties it all togheter

>>5947988
>nutrition, taste,
there is a reason jeets are idiotic manlets
not enough animal protein, too much fibre, spoiled ingedients for over 3000 years bred a parody of humankind

>>5945647
this is not fucking real... please don't be real...

>>5950991
>the egg doctor
i like his style
plus he doesn't throw his trash onto the street
>>5951912
would

>>5952521
the blatant difference between japanese/korean street food to indian street "food" is astonishing

>>5952586
Their the only population on Earth that is shrinking in height decade on decade, they have the lowest brain volume (lower than Africans) and have something like only 80% of the lean mass of any other humans. Plus the average Indian man's grip strength is equivalent to white women's grip.
This is malnutrion and inbreeding on a level unimagined.
>>5952607
Africans are cool as shit if you take them on their level. And that bro is next level.
>>5952609
It's amazing what personal standards and a health inspector will do.

The chances of being born Indian are extremely high but somehow you lucked out. Count your blessing folks

>>5942117
>>5942118
>>5942123
>>5942126
>>5942130
why not cut out the middlemen and just eat their own diarrhea?

>>5952793
considering their hygiene practices, they basically are

has anyone been able to figure out what the fuck this is yet?

>>5952968
aloe vera juice but the brown retards leave the latex in

>>5952968
It's the village idiot playing with a shit bucket. They let him do that so he wont interfere with their cooking, which they're very immaculate about.

>>5950758
heh

>>5952074
india is so ghetto they have smoke alarms beeping in the streets

>>5950758
hahahahaha

>>5952968
looks like dead squid boiled im snot. it's an indian delicacy

>>5951991
Lmao you jeets are so good at coping it's hilarious. No one respect a jeet. Ever.

>>5947988
>but can anyone tell me why it's so fucking WET
water is one of the main ingredients poor jeets can actually afford to buy (steal from a sewer hole)

>>5952964
>splashing piss into your own face/eyes
Fucking why though.

>>5958618
you are not understandings hygiene saar

>>5942126
Why are they putting cornflakes in a chaat? Is this an indian thing ?

>>5952605
Apparently Muhammad encouraged licking not only the plate but your friend's fingers too.

>>5942109
>>5945665
Jeet bros I know you are here, why are you like this? I have been to a bunch of third world countries around the world and they always have at leat tin plates.

>>5951416
>spoons are cutlery. CUTLERY. NOT UTENSILS
Cutlery is a subset of utensils, you fucking dumbass. A spoon is a utensil in the same way that a square is a rectangle.
You should learn how English works before mocking others for not using it correctly.
>>5951461
Ladles are a type of spo...I really hope this was on purpose.

>>5950448
>sees the chinese writing
Yep, Chinese for sure.

>>5945653
ENGINEERING

>>5960451
The most shocking thing is that everyone around him thinks it's totally fine to be doing prep with a toe-knife. The subconinent is fucking weird.

>>5953658
remember to not be wasteful bros

>>5953658
Not much makes me truly go wtf anymore but this one got me. When my brain allowed itself to conclude what I was seeing I had to stare at the ceiling for a moment and reflect.

>>5953658
save some for me daddy!

>>5950662
Kek'd audibly

>>5960000
Nope. These are bahais. They follow bahai as their spiritual leader and follow his teachings. They're like nation of islam is to OG Islam.

>>5960460
As long as the toe grips the knife handle and not the blade, which is where meat gets cut. I can let this one slide. Not optimum but not outrageous

>>5952322
Hindus mindset is steeped in superstition. Their reasoning for continuing to do work with inefficient methods is like "I've seen my father work this way and he was blessed by lakshmi goddess with profitable business. If i change something bad luck will strike hurr durr hare rama"

>>5960910
>dirty feet from walking the streets of Karachi in sandals
>the second most disgusting toenails known to man
>dirty man-dress flopping around
>angry, dysgenic face, I think he's even drooling a little
Yeah, no.
Have some dirt road cooking.

>>5950662
african niggas are actually pretty based

>>5961024
the worst part is that still looks cleaner than most indian webms

>>5952618
>Plus the average Indian man's grip strength is equivalent to white women's grip.
Pretty sure it's far less

>>5961164
I'd seriously rather hang out in the bush in Namibia, Nigeria, Senegal or whereever than have to go anywhere in India.

>>5961024
Ya know sometimes I forget just how monkey like these people are, and then I see a video like this

Would still prefer them over poojeets tho

>>5942106 (OP)
Not sure why you guys freak out about this. I mean, most of you are neet incels who's hygiene is on par with this or worse (hoarding fermented cum/piss bottles and such). Yes, these videos are very gross and anyone would probably get extremely sick eating any of this stuff, but most of you live even worse than this on your own volition.

>>5942106 (OP)
>>5942109
>>5942110
>>5942112
>>5942116
>>5942117
Have they always been like this, or has it just turned out that the internet has been a disaster for the jeet race? Wtf man.

>>5942118
And WTF is this?!? May the Lord have mercy on their disease-ridden souls (just kidding. I know jeets don't have souls).

>>5942157
I love the fact that every race can unite under the umbrella of our hatred of jeets and jews. Kek.

>>5942126
At :31 did he say "what up beyatch"? I've only seen these on /pol/, the audio adds a whole new aspect. Their horrible accents match their even worse personalities.

>>5942418
How's it going, dikshit rammandeep?

>>5949685
That food is absolutely covered in his sweat...

>>5945665
Wouldn't oil lubricant and rust also be mixed into the food? WTF

>>5961495
Plus whatever mud and waste crust they didn't casually hose off from the last digging job.

>>5952521
what a pro

>>5949865
Enjoy your clay…

>>5961495
those are the least harmful contaminants they should be worried about

>>5952968
Aloe Vera for sure like the other guy said. You can see the leaves in the background

>>5949865
the way none of them say thank you or even look at each other. The guy looking at his metal disk used as a plate in amazement. The fact they're all middle aged dudes. India looks like a tragic, horrible place.

>>5950685
>Ragi is not supposed to be chewed.

>>5950758
Glad to see Burger King foot lettuce still has a career after all these years.

>>5961852
They call it a Swallow, not a Chew.
>>5961856
Last one I've got. Foot lettuce is an important part of a balanced diet.

>>5942157
The psycho third world stare at 0:55 always gets me. Jeets really do this shit, it's uncanny.

>>5961847
>the way none of them say thank you
Hum Sweetie that's a White people thing 'yikes), diverse noble BIPOCS don't do that.

>>5961852
Truly baffling. So you're supposed to eat it like you're a duck? I wonder how many poos choke to death eating, sorry swallowing, that garbage.

>>5950759
That seems slightly more sanitary than many of the others at least

>>5961646
lets make it take 10x the time to cook for literally no reason at all.

>>5950662
Lost

>>5950758
Lost, twice in a row god dammit

>>5942157
please, someone post the video where even Africans reject the pajeet food.

>>5945665
somehow, the complete version make it worse...

>>5945867
¿pero que putas es esa mamada?

>>5949685
kino

>>5950662
>>5950758
Holy SHIT

>>5942106 (OP)
LOL here is your soggy as fuck bread with slop.

>>5951715

It is just pure nurgle worship.

>>5952170

It appears part of their culture is that for food to be of high quality someone has to fondle every single bit of it with dirty as fuck hands.

>>5952968
Well. clearly. Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension.

>>5961407
They've always been like it. I've read historical accounts

>>5949865
Why do they have to touch every ingredient as soon as it's put on their plate? They even pat the liquid

>>5952968
Someone commented before calling this the food evil people eat in cartoons

>>5954957
I would the squirrel girl

>>5952982
Yeah but what are the yellow globs? Why is there a plastic bottle, with the fucking cap on, in there too?

>>5961272
I don't know,jeets are generally peaceful,more than black people as far as I know. They are nasty but at least peaceful people

>>5962525
>jeets are generally peaceful
Unless you are an unaccompanied woman, Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, animist, Zoroastorian, B'Nai or otherwise deemed an outsider, in your own country. They do terrorism shit all the time but it's on the village level so it's almost never mentioned in the media.

>>5961407
There's a Lovecraft quote about how disgusting India is, so it goes back at least 100 years.

>>5947982
They have to add extra hydration to their food to counteract having the squirts 24/7.

>>5962525
street shitter of peace

>>5961407
>Have they always been like this,
There's an account of them from the 1200's written by the invading Arabs. It was mentioned that they are dirty and disorderly.

>>5943047
No, zoomers are just too lazy to make new webm.

>>5942418
>Sometimes i think those people are immune to Cholera and shit.
Diarrhea is still the first cause of underage death in India and the 3rd cause for most of adult's fatality. They aren't immune to diseases, their body is working overdrive to stave off the direct effect of it and it results in their shorter lifespan and height.

>>5961847
>the way none of them say thank you or even look at each other
Lower caste people and servants doesn't even get any acknowledgment as human being over there let alone gratitude.

>>5958618
Same thing chris-chan did but with pee instead of semen.

>>5952982
>The latex is a thin layer of yellow liquid between the skin and the gel of the leaf. It contains compounds with powerful laxative properties, such as aloin
>Eating too much latex can have serious and potentially fatal side effects
Guy is serving diarrhea juice that also gives diarrhea what on fucking earth
No way it even tastes good enough to justify that

>>5962589
That's actually pretty cool and if it wasn't from some 3rd world country i'd love to try it. maybe if it was done indoors in a clear place away from flies and dust.

>>5961024
that ain't even street food, there's no street. That's bush food. seems less likely to kill you than indian food. worst thing out in the bush is maybe some dirty water or some dirt and dust.

>>5952217
That's a fly.

>>5963987
>>5961407
Marco Polo wrote about how dirty, weak and poorly bred they were.

>>5964153
Have you seen the map? Average bowel movements per week?
>>5964168
It would be trivial to do something like that in a hygenic manner.
>>5964174
I'd rather eat lunch with those guys than in the finest restaurant in India, because it's still in India.

>>5962387
My guess is that it's a a bottle of water they froze because it's cheaper than buying ice and doesn't water it down.

>>5962387
The yellow is probably lemons

>>5961024
I don't see the condition of his toe nails in such grainy video. You are probably using some CIA level "enhance" lol. Don't know whats your beef is with his clothes. Are you projecting your inner closet issues by referring to it as "man dress"? Very confusing comment

>>5961407
At some point they had an advanced society that could make works of art both in sculptures and writing. Then some how thier priest got way too much power and thier goofy mystics beliefs overwhelmed them to the point the Arabs could walk in a kill millions while they tried to build temples for victory. The only time they were not shit eaters was in the era of Unga bunga.

Canada is such a shithole.

>>5965372
>You are probably using some CIA level "enhance" lol.
Yes, it's this archaic form of LosTech known colloquially as a desktop computer.
>thirdie clothes
The man-dress is an item of clothing used to restrict the physical movement of slave classes throughout history. Yes, I'll mock that shit forever because in this era, only you are holding you back.
>inb4 Saudis, they were robes not the dreaded man-dress

>>5965707
actually this is good luck

Baharat very hygienic sarrs

>>5961646
>portal into pure flavour