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Anonymous No.5946719 >>5946844 >>5947541 >>5949809 >>5950734 >>5951067
Food Gore
Post food-based abominations. No AI.
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Anonymous No.5946844 >>5947863 >>5948305
>>5946719 (OP)
A thread filled with no sound. Great... could always use another one of these.

Is it possible to have an OP who isn't some retard who just reposts webms ripped from other boards?
Anonymous No.5946882 >>5949090
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Anonymous No.5946896
>>5946730
id tear that up
Anonymous No.5946925
>>5946724
Filename win
Anonymous No.5947266
>>5946730
from this documentary, segment starts at 17:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkpc5Q1Mgdc
Anonymous No.5947537 >>5949794 >>5950118 >>5951011 >>5955995
Anonymous No.5947541
>>5946719 (OP)
>this footage was shot when McDonalds was "good"
If they attempted the same thing today I'd probably throw up
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Anonymous No.5947804 >>5947852 >>5948690 >>5949696 >>5949835 >>5953297 >>5958785
>>5946738
He just fucking pours those yolks on his hand for no reason. I doubt it has any real purpose so I assume it's set up.
Anonymous No.5947852 >>5947859 >>5949024 >>5949696 >>5952660 >>5953300 >>5957685
>>5947804
>He just fucking pours those yolks on his hand for no reason
>I assume it's a set up
man I WISH it was, but jeets apparently think it provides additional flavor or some other bullshit. I remember a post that showed one cutting something with his f o o t
Anonymous No.5947859
>>5947852
vid is why you need to train your dogs.
Anonymous No.5947863 >>5948310
>>5946844
>seething at the quality of /wsg/ content
Time for a life inventory bud.
Anonymous No.5947938 >>5955183
Anonymous No.5948059 >>5953795
>>5946730
>When you ask for her body count and she tells you how many people have died in her restaurant
Anonymous No.5948065
>>5947787
lmao
Anonymous No.5948305 >>5949296 >>5951026
>>5946844
I've got a sound for you
>WAAAAAAAAAAHH!! wahhHHHHH! WAHH-WAHH! A BLOO BLOO WAAAAAAH!
Anonymous No.5948310
>>5947863
>content
Kys zoomer. Go live vicariously through streamer faggots.
Anonymous No.5948685
>>5946738
>handcake
Mmm delicious
Anonymous No.5948690 >>5949696 >>5953297
>>5947804
They LIKE feeling filthy. The oil, eggs, and batter all have to touch his hand.
It's like how people like sleeping in the fetal position or the smell of baking cookies. It returns them to a sense of comfort and relaxation. For the jeet, filth is their earliest memory.
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Anonymous No.5948702 >>5948711 >>5954701 >>5957240
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Anonymous No.5948706 >>5948807 >>5949983 >>5952669
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Anonymous No.5948711 >>5952644
>>5948702
>never cleans the grill, charred filth all over it
>doesn't let the charcoal bed die down, tries to cook on flames
Jesus Christ.
Is this Jack?
Anonymous No.5948715 >>5948801 >>5949983 >>5953293
I'm trying just to post these without saying anything but Jack is fucking subhuman. The oil isn't even to temperature here. How retarded is he?
Anonymous No.5948717 >>5949996 >>5958328
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Anonymous No.5948767 >>5948895 >>5948989 >>5949309 >>5949683 >>5953240 >>5953302 >>5954509 >>5954946
This type of shit is unbearable.
Anonymous No.5948770 >>5953306
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Anonymous No.5948794 >>5948873
>>5948722
The thing that bothers me the most is that you can just put it back in oven and just wait a little bit more. Why doesn't he do that?
Anonymous No.5948801
>>5948715
I think it's just terminal form of "good enough". He just doesn't bother to think through or fix mistakes if they occur. Maybe also a sprinkle of fear of failure. "Oops, oil not hot enough? Yeah, whatever. It's even better this way. I actually wanted it like that."
Anonymous No.5948807 >>5949435 >>5949983 >>5950848
>>5948706
Ragebait. Didn't even mix it, just drank Pepsi with a little bit of sugar and the rest stays undissolved
Anonymous No.5948814 >>5948881
Watch the bottom left.
Anonymous No.5948816 >>5958334
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Anonymous No.5948873 >>5948892
>>5948794
Because that would make it as dry as the Sahara and twice as tough as shoe leather.
Anonymous No.5948881
>>5948814
>just going to set my phone on the e-coli breeder
Anonymous No.5948890
>>5948777
lost and checked
Anonymous No.5948892 >>5950735
>>5948873
That's because you know about as much about cooking as Jack.
Anonymous No.5948895
>>5948767
>an app-based
Don't need to watch any further, it's dogshit
Anonymous No.5948989
>>5948767
I suddenly have the urge to move to the forest and make a bombs
Anonymous No.5949020 >>5949218 >>5949303
>>5947598
O LOARD. They didn't even gut it. It still has poop in it
Anonymous No.5949024
>>5946738
I'd rather eat with this cow >>5947852 then anything this jeet made
Anonymous No.5949090
>>5946882
>showing the cooking processes because...?
look if i pay for a char fillet cooked in beeswax you think i dont believe you or something?
just give it me when its done
Anonymous No.5949218 >>5949718 >>5950822 >>5951024
>>5947598
>>5949020
At about 20 seconds you can see the poop come out
Anonymous No.5949275 >>5949580
>>5946725
Revolting. I prefer real cheese.
Anonymous No.5949277
>>5946735
Foul.
Anonymous No.5949295
>>5947598
Rice-coated fried rat with hair and tail included!

I hope I'm never than hungry. Damn.
Anonymous No.5949296 >>5949840
>>5948305
How to start a grease fire.
Anonymous No.5949302
>>5948704
retarded
Anonymous No.5949303 >>5949314
>>5949020
They're Indians. They'll pay to wash their face in cow piss and also pay for shampoo and toothpaste made with cow shit. As if they're scared of rat shit.
Anonymous No.5949305
>>5948720
Just clueless. That doesn't even qualify as blue. It's hard to believe this guy is for real but it's clearly not an act. He's just this dumb.
Anonymous No.5949308
>>5948755
Bad fries and bad cheese. At least one should look halfway appetizing.
Anonymous No.5949309 >>5949952 >>5950997 >>5957705
>>5948767
Not as bad as that thing that squeezed juice bags.
Anonymous No.5949314 >>5949408 >>5949994
>>5949303
I do tend to forget that. How can they not get the memo that fucking FECES are not to be wallowed in or eaten or made into products and worshiped? Same with urine. We think it's gross. We know it's filled with bacteria. It is offensive smelling. Do I really need to make a fucking case?

And for all the Indians who supposedly post on this site, how come no one ever defends the street shitting and the scat culture? Who are the ones doing the nastiness?
Anonymous No.5949408 >>5949533
>>5949314
Meh it's probably some "no true scotsman" fallacy logic.
Anonymous No.5949414
>>5947787
the pure look of helplessness
Anonymous No.5949435
>>5948807
it didn't even drink it just pretends to do so
Anonymous No.5949500
>>5947598
I dont understand this. It has to be some kind of joke. Ok, eat the fucking rat, but butcher it first no?
Skin it, gut it, chop it, fry it. Not just fry the fucking whole thing with shit still inside it!
Anonymous No.5949533
>>5949408
No, don't be a pseud
Anonymous No.5949546 >>5949970
>>5948696
they labelled everything except that clear liquid they poured in near the beginning.
what is it? vodka? cointreau? potcheen?
inquiring minds need to know
Anonymous No.5949580
>>5949275
Wrong.
Anonymous No.5949585
Anonymous No.5949609 >>5949698
>>5946736
I forgot how jack used to sound, he can form words here and use both hands. I still watch his YouTube videos and 6 strokes later he is barely able to string a sentence together. His intro is also now ai with a horrible voiceover
Anonymous No.5949683 >>5949952 >>5950997 >>5957705
>>5948767
Almost as bad as the juice thing.
Anonymous No.5949696 >>5949835 >>5953240 >>5953297 >>5953796
>>5947804
>>5947852
>>5948690
y'all are almost as retarded as the jeet
he's "washing" the flour off into the mix to save the 2 grams of sawdust-laden """flour""" because every one of their 1,451,000,000 people are unspeakably poor

that's why they pour every liquid over their hands, because their hands were handling dry ingredients 5 seconds before.
Anonymous No.5949698 >>5950138 >>5954146
>>5949609
Wow, he's up to six now and still hanging in there?
Anonymous No.5949718
>>5949218
O shit it shoots out of it ass
Anonymous No.5949745 >>5949835 >>5958785
>>5946738
this doesn't look bad at all. the jeet in this vid looks clean, properly shaved and with a good haircut. the only problem is that his hair is not contained by anything and it could possibly fall on the cake preparation.
Anonymous No.5949794
>>5947537
DO NOT FUCK PANCAKES!
Anonymous No.5949809
>>5946719 (OP)
this is a blue board, anon
Tolko No.5949815 >>5950113
>>5946730
I don't see the problem with this one. Butter makes everything taste better. They say the key to the success of most 5 star restaurants is butter. Lots and lots of butter. Now that seems like a little much and my key issue would be them not frying the buns. Id fry em in a bit of butter (or olive oil for you puritans) THEN slop on the butter and patty. You gotta have a bit of crunch to counter the sogginess youd get from that much butter. I guess they know what they're doing tho, being around for a century

>inb4 Not a yank and not fat
Tolko No.5949835 >>5949860 >>5949882 >>5953019 >>5953297 >>5953892
>>5949745
People are constantly exuding fluids through the skin. I work outside. I always shower every morning and leave the house fresh then return home filthy and foul smelling. I wash my hands probably half a dozen times a day before I even get home and I sure as shit wouldn't eat any food my arm has been in. I guarantee these jeets are less hygienic. They don't use soap either, they think its a gimmick. Fucking disgusting. Use utensils ffs.
>>5947804
Probably "washing" his hand.
>>5949696
Common misconception that all Indians are poor. When you have 1.4b ppl, you're gonna have a respectable gdp. MOST Indians are dirt poor but tens of millions of them are filthy rich. And have servants. These are the ones coming to the west. Its why they throw their trash everywhere and shit on our beaches. They figure "some peasants will clean up after me". They'll go to Walmart to try on clothes and throw what they don't wanna buy on the floor cause "some peasant will pick it up" they're so deluded they think India is the greatest country in the world and being rich just adds to their superiority complex. Most lefties think these indian invaders are some salt of the earth dirt poor plebs just trying to get by but in reality, said Indians are looking down their noses at said bleeding hearts for being dirty peasants from a mongrel species. The irony is painful.
Anonymous No.5949840
>>5949296
Um grease is a liquid incel, how could it start a fire?
Anonymous No.5949860
>>5949835
i know, fuckbrain. nobody actually thinks 100% of any people are equally poor. but in india, "tens of millions" is a rounding error and a huge majority of that enormous country lives in poverty.
Anonymous No.5949863
>>5946728
That like looks absolutely disgusting, even if it was a normal portion.
Anonymous No.5949882 >>5953418
>>5949835
many people still knead the dough with their bare hands, just look at the italians, french or japanese. while the jeet in that video looks clean enough to me, he is not containing his hair and his surroundings look bad. that's the only reason someone might not eat his cake. still i dont think its a problem as long as he doesn't touch it with anything filthy after baking it. also im sure jeets use soap, i've seen videos of them mass producing it
Anonymous No.5949944
>>5948696
I hate this "cheese" obsession that every millennial has
Anonymous No.5949952 >>5957643 >>5957705
>>5949683
>>5949309
Juicero is still the funniest thing. I hope everyone involved learned from this but I have the sinking feeling they didn't
Anonymous No.5949967
>>5946723
reminds me of something you'd see as in intro to a rough trade gay porn movie
Tolko No.5949970 >>5950738
>>5949546
Water
>>5948696
That actually looks tasty
>>5948697
Does look tasty but the messiness is entirely counterintuitive in a burger. Would eat with a fork and knife
>>5948699
How tf is this Canadian? I've never heard of this before. Id eat it but I wouldn't pay a lot for it
>>5948705
This looks vomit enduring but anything with prosciutto has to be tasty. Umami drinks can be good in their own way. Kinda like a Ceasar
Tolko No.5949983 >>5950848
>>5948706
>>5948807
Iirc this chick makes a lot of content like this. I'm pretty sure it is ragebait but she makes a decent living off it so I can't talk trash. All the reaction youtubers love 'reacting' to her content. My mom loves that shit. I can't really hate on it if she's making bank off it
>>5948715
Actually not a bad idea. A steak corn dog sounds delicious but why tf would you use a container thats not big enough for the task at hand? My only beef is that he overflowed the jar thing
>>5948755
Those fries look undercooked
Anonymous No.5949994
>>5949314
They have castes for a reason.
Anonymous No.5949996 >>5956381
>>5948717
Do americans really?
Anonymous No.5950113 >>5951842
>>5949815
>Butter makes everything taste better. They say the key to the success of most 5 star restaurants is butter
This is very true. Part of the reason that restaurant food tastes so good is because they use absurd amounts of butter.
Anonymous No.5950118
>>5947537
>No AI
Anonymous No.5950125 >>5950134 >>5950803 >>5950936 >>5951442 >>5952619 >>5953005 >>5953173 >>5957247
Anonymous No.5950134
>>5950125
No raised edge...imagine the mess this shit would make lmao
Anonymous No.5950138 >>5951464 >>5951466 >>5954522
>>5949698
Yep, jacks latest video a day ago
https://youtu.be/5SCnxudY6js
Anonymous No.5950708
>>5946730
I actually do this but with WAY less butter. I'll put cheese on the bottom of a toasted bun, put the hot patty down to melt the cheese, pad of butter on the patty, pickle slices, grilled full slice of onion, lettuce, homemade burger sauce on the top bun.
Shit's delicious.
Anonymous No.5950715
>>5946735
>>5946734
>>5946733
>>5946738
>>5946740
Indian street food is borderline cheating in these threads
Anonymous No.5950734 >>5953007 >>5953310 >>5957580
>>5946719 (OP)
Anonymous No.5950735
>>5948892
>anon in charge of detecting sarcasm
Anonymous No.5950738 >>5951019
>>5949970
>That actually looks tasty
Flamin' Hot is the foulest fucking sour vinegary spicy flavor to ever be invented.
Fuck Pepsico for adding it to absolutely everything and encouraging others to do so as well.
Anonymous No.5950803 >>5951114
>>5950125
Is that just salt?
Anonymous No.5950822
>>5949218
oh thank goodness, it'll be unsanitary otherwise
Anonymous No.5950848 >>5951009
>>5949983
>>5948807
>ragebait
it was called bait back in my day (3 months ago)
Anonymous No.5950936
>>5950125
just dissolves more and more with each use
obviously not non-stick unlike a properly seasoned cast iron pan
no lip limits cooking and still likely messy when cooking a steak
Anonymous No.5950997
>>5949309
>>5949683
the near-duality of man
Tolko No.5951009 >>5957441
>>5950848
Fair. I suppose "ragebait" is a little redundant but I feel like these days, "bait" is kinda a broad term. So many different varieties of bait, now.
Anonymous No.5951011
>>5947537
i'm going to fuck that pancake
Anonymous No.5951019
>>5950738
He uses the word "tasty" which means he's a fat pig. He probably starts salivating wiping his asshole because he just made room for more food.

Fucking hell I grossed myself out with that one.
Anonymous No.5951024
>>5949218
>Pops out with some oil/bodily fluids
Lovely
Anonymous No.5951026
>>5948305
Ya know, I can't really think of much wrong with cooking steaks in a toaster aside from just needing to buy a new fucking toaster after. It's just a little electric grill.
Remember waaay back when that "life hack" of making grilled cheese in a toaster went viral? It was, like, 15 years ago. Anyway, when I was a teen, I tried it and it worked surprisingly well with the second attempt. The first time, it just launched them off the counter into the fucking floor. As it turns out, tipping a toaster FULL of bread crumbs on its side tends to make a lot of smoke. The toaster never really smelled the same after that.
Anonymous No.5951037 >>5951039 >>5953331
>>5948752
Holy shit, I remember this guy! From what I understand, he's a Finnish lawyer or something. Everything in his house is jury-rigged as fuck. I of course can't understand a word, but his videos are fascinating.
Would you happen to know his youtube channel? I forget.
Anonymous No.5951039
>>5951037
Nevermind, I'm a retard and forgot to check my subscriptions, I found him.
https://www.youtube.com/@viheraho
Anonymous No.5951067 >>5951119
>>5946719 (OP)
what's gore about this?
Anonymous No.5951114
>>5950803
Uhh, no. It's Pink Himalayan Salt, thank you. It's gourmet.
Get cultured, please.
Anonymous No.5951119
>>5951067
They made ice cream using a fast food burger.
Anonymous No.5951442
>>5950125
>I hope you fucking love salt
Anonymous No.5951464
>>5950138
His wife does most of the work these days.
Anonymous No.5951466
>>5950138
That's a lot of butter.
Anonymous No.5951467
>>5948743
Is the man on the left perchance raped?
Anonymous No.5951468
>>5948771
Liquid shots, coming right up
Tolko No.5951842
>>5950113
For real. A few months ago I had a steak basted in butter. I always thought people who cooked their steak in a pan with butter were fags but holy shit was it ever delicious. I dunno if I could go back to barbecuing steaks
Anonymous No.5951854 >>5952929
>>5946723
This one is pretty normal. Ash is a completely normal ingredient to use in something like a sauce, or even ash fire cooked. Hopefully the cigar isn't some crazy processed disgusting shit.
Anonymous No.5951855
>>5946725
Come on now, you gotta coat it dont spread it.
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Anonymous No.5951994 >>5958283
>>5946726
FILENAME KEK
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Anonymous No.5952045 >>5954579 >>5957485
These guys nailed every Indian street food video.
Anonymous No.5952048
>>5946735
>>5946734
>>5946733
>>5946738
>>5946740
So do Indians just have no concept of germs?
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Anonymous No.5952056 >>5952723 >>5952940 >>5953261 >>5953465 >>5958697
Shit like this is so stupid but if you can trick someone into paying $1,000 for a steak, I'd shuck and jive too.
Anonymous No.5952057 >>5952940 >>5953261 >>5958697
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Anonymous No.5952075 >>5952113 >>5952134
Wee green man No.5952113
>>5952075
This is a crime against my people
Anonymous No.5952130
>>5951989
How vile.
Anonymous No.5952132
>>5951989
D:
Anonymous No.5952134
>>5952075
Anonymous No.5952140 >>5952874 >>5957533
>>5952017
at first I was wondering what was inherently wrong with that method but then he lifted it
Anonymous No.5952542
>>5952073
At least cook it long enough to get melty all the way through. Won't make it less disgusting but at least the cross section would be more interesting
Anonymous No.5952619
>>5950125
no sear, pretty much just microwave it next time, its easier clean up...
Anonymous No.5952644
>>5948711
Sure is. The ring's an easy tell.
Anonymous No.5952660 >>5953697 >>5956477
>>5947852
Stupid. Who eats chips with PB&J?
Anonymous No.5952669 >>5954212
>>5948706
>sugers
>obviously a can of Coke
>actually 4
Good rageb8. She is still fat and disgusting though.
Anonymous No.5952690 >>5953173
>>5952011
I feel like this is a satire of pretentious celebrities. It's not, but it does feel like it.
>I need a 2K USD pizza
You see, this is the shit that makes me think commies had a point.
Anonymous No.5952721 >>5952838 >>5952920 >>5953280 >>5953511 >>5954650 >>5955014
>>5952004
A master of his craft
Anonymous No.5952723
>>5952056
add tis to the vid
https://youtu.be/WzOGLKTmeuY?t=131
Anonymous No.5952838 >>5953584
>>5952721
What in the holy shit?
Anonymous No.5952874 >>5957533
>>5952140
I think there is 2 problems with this method.
Too much heat and no ventilation.
At that point you are making coke.
Anonymous No.5952920
>>5952721
Dios mio...
Anonymous No.5952929
>>5951854
>Hopefully the cigar isn't some crazy processed disgusting shit.
I see you are unfamiliar with modern agriculture and tobacco products.
They just added 20,000 synthetic chemicals to their sauce and made it taste like an ashtray.
It is not 'pretty normal' to dump cigarette ash into food. The stuff smells and tastes God awful.
Anonymous No.5952932
>>5951989
>paying extra for the mickey mouse shaped nuggies when you're just going to bury them in mcdonald's leftovers
Anonymous No.5952940 >>5953020 >>5953790 >>5953790
>>5952056
>>5952057
I wonder how much gold they actually wrap this stupid fucking steak in.
$1,000 is about 1/3 of an ounce.
Anonymous No.5952999
>>5948700
RIP
Anonymous No.5953005 >>5953144
>>5950125
>heat in 15 minute intervals

Who the fuck has the time?
Anonymous No.5953007
>>5950734
>vtuber clip
>screaming

Many such cases
Anonymous No.5953015
>>5948777
Not food gore
Anonymous No.5953019 >>5953418
>>5949835
>being rich just adds to their superiority complex
To be fair, their superiority complex is often completely justified when they're still in their home country.
India has an average IQ of 76 and a big reason for that is because the lower classes are often functionally retarded thanks to having no money to feed their kids while they're developing combined with a total lack of education in rural areas.
Having money is basically a superpower in India and they know it. And that's without bringing caste into the equation which often exacerbates wealth inequality too.
Anonymous No.5953020
>>5952940
gold leaf is very light because you can press it so thin, you can get a lot of it for cheap
Anonymous No.5953144
>>5953005
Dylan Moran doesn’t.
>The cookery programmes that everybody watches are ridiculous, and so are the house programmes. You know, you do not need a fish tank in the atrium you haven't got. And people, now, feel under pressure to perform in their lives. Who has the time though? Who really has the time to skin the baby rabbit and dip it in the duck's tears and nail it to the garden roof and get to work with the blow torch so it has just the right texture to match the squash you made that morning using just your elbows. Who has the time? Nobody lives like this! We go around thinking that everybody else does, you know? Because what happens is you come in from work, and you think... maybe at most, if you're getting very adventurous, you will think "TONIGHT, we will eat something that has two colours in it!" BUT YOU DON'T! You end up sitting in front of the television, watching these programmes, eating bread from the bag, dipping it in anything runnier than bread, because there's isn't time for this horse shit!
Anonymous No.5953173 >>5953321 >>5953880 >>5954519 >>5954618 >>5954619 >>5957295
>>5948821
>a cut apple in ice with some sauce, that will be 50 eurodollars
so easy to scam retards in the modern World
>>5950125
>hey anon, you should try cooking something
>sure, just let me get my block and let it heat up for 15 min
>>5952011
i bet my left nut that shit will be worse than 10 bucks pizza
>>5952690
rich fags will pay 50 or 100 eurodollars for a glass of water if it was from X mountains aka not for poor people
Anonymous No.5953232 >>5954007
>>5948771
This reminds me of a local Chinese take out place that was pretty good and gave a boat load for the price, too bad the quality dropped when covid hit.
Anonymous No.5953240 >>5953297 >>5954187 >>5954980 >>5957541
>>5948767
>app-based
NOT the cyberpunk I wanted!

>>5949696
More inclined to believe it being a cultural thing rather than just a simple case of lacking wealth, but then again, what do I know.
Anonymous No.5953252
>>5951989
i suppose this qualifies as "cooking" in modern times.......
Anonymous No.5953261
>>5952056
>>5952057
human stupidity is infinite
Anonymous No.5953280 >>5953584
>>5952721
How does this happen?
Was he incubated in a test tube?
Why is his face so flat?
Anonymous No.5953293 >>5953780 >>5957544
>>5948715
>My only beef is that he overflowed the jar thing
the oil isnt even hot you fucking dumb tripnigger kys
Anonymous No.5953297 >>5953324 >>5953418 >>5958813
>>5947804
>>5948690
>>5949696
>>5949835
>>5953240
It has nothing to do with being poor, it's cultural. Look at street food videos from countries even poorer and with lower IQ than India, say Nigeria, they use utensils and keep their cooking area clean, don't spill food all over the ground, and don't touch food with their filthy hands.

Same thing with traffic, in poorer countries they do their best to keep some order and follow at least an outline of road rules. In India it's complete anarchy and chaos, lanes are non-existant, people crash and die all the time, school children taking the school bus hang from the sides and fall off and get ran over.

Anyone who had to do business or worked with jeets know how it's like. "Yes yes I will be able to of course sir" then they have absolutely no idea and won't be able to at all, it's like they don't think more than ten seconds ahead.

The jeet who did a U-turn on the highway is a great example of the jeet way of thinking (or complete lack thereof). They don't understand rules and planning and that doing things properly is necessary. Had a jeet collegue who stole a laptop at work when it was left unsupervised and hid it under his desk. He was caught the same day and got fired from the job that would have paid him enough to buy one after three days of work.
Anonymous No.5953300
>>5947852
The jew fears the indoor cattle farmer
Anonymous No.5953302
>>5948767
>YUP, THE FUTURE IS PRETTY GLORIOUS
who the fuck writes this garbage
Anonymous No.5953306
>>5948770
>$4,350.00 on sale
this has to be some kind of insurance scam
Anonymous No.5953310 >>5953783 >>5954747
>>5950734
death to all vtubers
Anonymous No.5953321
>>5953173
how is this food gore you dumb nigger retard
Anonymous No.5953324
>>5953297
spot on
Anonymous No.5953331 >>5953361 >>5953502
>>5951037
>jury-rigged
When's the court date?
Anonymous No.5953338
>>5952009
>Really Mr Lao, they will pay to suck rocks! This is the perfect plan
Anonymous No.5953348 >>5953475
>>5948699
Fuck iss this thing
Anonymous No.5953361
>>5953331
6th of july, im charged with indecent exposure for having sex with my boyfriend (male) next to a school
Tolko No.5953418 >>5953881 >>5956508
>>5949882
The Italians, French and Japanese probably wash their hands before kneading dough. I guarantee, these jeets might wash their hands once in the morning at best. Most jeets don't use soap. If they were mass producing it, it was for export. Even the filthy rich jeets who move here don't use soap, deodorant or toilet paper. They think it's a gimmick for stupid rich white people. I'm Canadian so I'm somewhat of an expert on the matter.

>>5953019
Tbh, we need to force India to implement a 1 child policy, for the good of all of humanity but also for their own good. They're not intelligent enough to manage a population that size and I dont think a good diet would help that. Look at the IQ of blacks. Even rich blacks have a lower IQ than poor whites. The "socioeconomic factors" myth has been debunked time and time again.

>>5953297
Very much this. I feel like something went wrong in the evolution of the jeet. They seem to kind of float though life like they're being carried by the wind. They move like ants. When im behind the wheel at work or off the clock, I always need to watch out for jeets. A Canadian will generally yield when they know that our paths would come anywhere close to meeting, the jeet doesn't even pause when we are on a dead collision course, they just *go* and hope for the best. Of course I'll stop if I see them but I worry that if I didn't see them, they'd walk right under my 15,000lb truck and get splattered. Like the concept of making eye contact to make sure that they are seen before crossing, and refraining from crossing if they know they aren't seen, is completely foreign to the jeet. They just walk like they're the only person on planet earth.
Anonymous No.5953465
>>5952056
My state doesn't have income tax because morons come here and pay for shit like this. They are welcome to continue.
Anonymous No.5953475
>>5948699
>canadian cuisine
>>5953348
That's a pizza place in Seoul.

https://aroimakmak.com/the-place-fine-italian-dining/
Anonymous No.5953502
>>5953331
look up what a jury mast is
Anonymous No.5953511
>>5952721
The Human Pug
Anonymous No.5953584 >>5957538
>>5952838
>>5953280
Looks like Treacher Collins syndrome
Anonymous No.5953600
>>5951989
>Easy kids dinner
that looks like a lot of effort actually
this should be a video of someone just making mac and cheese or top ramen
Anonymous No.5953607
>>5952009
0:27
>it was reportedly passed down for generations by bugmen through their oral history
Anonymous No.5953697
>>5952660
>Schewpid
>chips instead of crisps
u fockin WOT m8?
Anonymous No.5953780 >>5953892
>>5953293
>dumb tripnigger
Nobody used a tripcode, you fucking newfaggot.
Anonymous No.5953783
>>5953310
Why can't he ever thicken a sauce without turning it into a Non-Newtonian fluid?
Anonymous No.5953790
>>5952940
That's unironically like three fiddy of gold leaf
t I make gold leaf frames for paintings>>5952940
Anonymous No.5953795 >>5954358
>>5948059
>dude butter is so bad for you!
t. seed oil enjoyer
Anonymous No.5953796
>>5949696
Is that why a good 20% of the things they used are on the floor, unused?
Anonymous No.5953880
>>5953173
>15 minutes
It said 15 minute intervals in 3 stages. We're talking running a burner for 45 minutes to get ready to cook.
Anonymous No.5953881 >>5957453
>>5953418
>Canada
I'm sorry for your beaches...
Anonymous No.5953892 >>5953996 >>5953998 >>5954000 >>5957474
>>5953780
somehow thought it was this >>5949835 faggot
Anonymous No.5953996
>>5953892
that guy isnt using a tripcode either he's just using a name
Name No.5953998
>>5953892
this is a name
Tripcode !uj/koSf.Zc No.5954000
>>5953892
this is a tripcode
Anonymous No.5954007 >>5955416
>>5953232
>when COVID hit
You mean when the government forced restrictions on people.
COVID in itself didn't do anything.
Anonymous No.5954146 >>5954538
>>5949698
I'm starting to think health is a fucking meme. My neighbors are both over 400lbs in their 60s. Their entire families are too and one of them has beaten cancer 3 times. What a fucking joke man
Anonymous No.5954187
>>5953240
>vid
lol
Anonymous No.5954212
>>5952669
Also, doesn't actually drink it.
Anonymous No.5954358
>>5953795
Your mom enjoys my seed oil
Anonymous No.5954378
>>5948818
At first I thought the peanut butter wasn't a big deal since the goober burger does exactly that... Then the chocolate, then the jelly... Awful.
Anonymous No.5954455
Anonymous No.5954509
>>5948767
Wtf I just buy the pillsbury dough boy cookies and put them in my toaster oven, no app needed.
Anonymous No.5954519 >>5954522
>>5953173
>rich fags will pay 50 or 100 eurodollars for a glass of water if it was from X mountains aka not for poor people
More of a new money rich type of thing. Old money rich is cool with buying poor man slop.
Anonymous No.5954522
>>5950138
...He could just make the sandwiches, then photograph them. Because he was making the sandwiches anyway. No need to use AI image generation.
>>5954519
That's a politician doing a PR stunt. Politicians are as a rule cool with anything for a PR stunt as long as it seems like it'll work. It's not representative of what rich people are like when they're not being filmed for public broadcast.
Anonymous No.5954538 >>5957547
>>5954146
Wow I'm sure living for that long while suffering from terrible illnesses and pain while constantly having to consume medications to continue on is totally the same as living that long and not having any issues.
Anonymous No.5954579
>>5952045
Not nearly enough completely unnecessary touching of the food their bare hands
Anonymous No.5954618
>>5953173
>rich fags will pay 50 or 100 eurodollars for a glass of water if it was from X mountains aka not for poor people
Again, that's what makes me think commies had a point. They're largely wrong, but I get where it comes from.
Anonymous No.5954619
>>5953173
Not gore, but still, I love Udon. Soup rules and so do noodles.
Anonymous No.5954650
>>5952721
Put this guy in robes and stick him on one of those senator hover seats from star wars, he would 1000% fit in. Put an ammo belt on him, give him an eyepatch and a laser rifle boom. He is now a regular at Mos Eisley.
Anonymous No.5954668
>>5947787
that is one fugly asian
Anonymous No.5954693
>>5946736
cooking with jack looks michelin star compared to indian cooking
Anonymous No.5954701
>>5948702
ate lamb at a dudes place that grilled like this, it was terrible
Anonymous No.5954747
>>5953310
>shredded cheese

If this fat fuck ever comes to canada i'll kill him with an axe
Anonymous No.5954946
>>5948767
>yup
Anonymous No.5954968
>>5952012
No.
Anonymous No.5954971
>>5952027
Not interested.
Anonymous No.5954980
>>5953240
That's awesome
Anonymous No.5955014
>>5952721
He looks like a pig from Angry birds.
Anonymous No.5955018
>>5952002
The coomer burger.
Anonymous No.5955183
>>5947938
god i fucking hate yarn io clips
Anonymous No.5955416 >>5955468 >>5956267
>>5954007
I mean, covid DID just straight up kill a shit load of people, man. I think that counts. You don't even have to guess or play conspiracy. Just look up excess deaths and compare the previous decade to the covid era. It's straight up fucked. So either every government around the globe decided to kill their own people all at the same time and all lie about it for some reason, OR a fucking deadly virus really did wipe out a few million people.
Anonymous No.5955468 >>5955474 >>5955476
>>5955416
There's still good reason to believe that the number of excess deaths would have actually been less if the governments of the world did nothing at all.
First and foremost, the CDC death counter along with most other countries because of course this is an international dick waving contest, define a "COVID death" as any death within 28 days of a "positive" test result. The test in question is a hypersensitive PCR test which was originally designed to match with a variety of coronaviruses and could not tell the difference between COVID and the flu, until the middle of 2021 when it was updated, and was being given to pretty much anyone who entered a hospital for any reason as well as random people whose employers demanded constant testing.
The hospitals adopt a philosophy of quarantine over all, which means you can't really have patients exercising, which is an important treatment for respiratory illnesses. You throw a ton of RNA blockers in IV cocktails hoping that one of them will make a difference, but you can very easily hurt people doing stuff like that. You ignore ivermectin once that's started to actually look like it does something because the chuds are talking about it so all discussion of it has to be banned. None of the public health preventative measures include supplemental vitamin D which most people are deficient in, but white people less so due to them being able to photosynthesize it (thats why they were more resilient).
(1/2)
Anonymous No.5955474
>>5955468
(2/2)
So, all this panic and social isolation with danger signals causes a lot of excess stress. You've got everyone wearing masks that keep them from breathing properly for hours and don't filter outgoing air, because of lies about it being transmitted in macroscopic droplets instead of aerosols like every other coronavirus, and lies about your mask protecting other people from your mouth germs, leading people to think things were safe when they weren't. This causes CO2 and viral and bacterial load concentrations.
Then you have a nigh on mandatory vaccination program using an unspeakably shitty gene therapy product only rated to reduce severity of symptoms sold like you'll kill grandma if you don't get it. Well, since it concentrates antibodies in the circulatory system, say, the lungs, you can still shed enough virus to get someone else sick even when you don't feel so bad because the antibodies aren't in your nose, creating the asymptomatic carriers that they lied about existing early on too. If they'd settled on products like COVI-VAC which goes up your nose and is live virus so it works better and does not end up working like an allergy shot (because it covers all the proteins, instead of just one), this wouldn't have happened.

I'm not going to pretend the hospitals and morgues weren't packed for a couple months and it was a lot worse at the start than at the end. But it didn't have to be nearly as bad as it was.
Anonymous No.5955476 >>5955776 >>5957548 >>5957562
>>5955468
Oh yeah? Tooootally. I'm sure you're not just a fucking moron conspiracy theorist inventing the most convoluted shit just so you don't have to accept that you're a fucking idiot who is a net drain on humanity.
Anonymous No.5955776
>>5955476
>The Midwest and its consequences have been a disaster for American society.
Anonymous No.5955863 >>5956850 >>5959456
Anonymous No.5955995
>>5947537
is there more?
Anonymous No.5955998
>>5951989
they never show you the people eating it afterwards in these types of videos
exile is the only suitable punishment for these types of people
Anonymous No.5956267
>>5955416
>I mean, [statement]
>Not gonna lie, [statement]
Holy shit, do I ever fucking hate zoomers.
Anonymous No.5956339
>>5952011
This could be made for like $200 if you just didn't buy the ingredients at erewhon
Anonymous No.5956355
>>5952001
I fucking hate the English
Anonymous No.5956381
>>5949996
That's german
Anonymous No.5956477
>>5952660
Textural eaters.
Anonymous No.5956508 >>5956722 >>5957453
>>5953418
>The "socioeconomic factors" myth has been debunked time and time again
I'm not saying there isn't a genetic factor to it, sure there is. It's just that the 'socioeconomic factors' are reinforced by the genetic ones, which then reinforce the genetics and so on.
Most of the time, they're retarded because of generations of living a certain lifestyle and evolution just kicks in and starts adapting to it by saying "well, they managed to have offspring without a brain so I guess we makin' retards, then."
And then they just kind of end up in a death spiral of retardation where the environment gets shaped by retards for retards and the process keeps on keeping on.
Anonymous No.5956722
>>5956508
>and evolution just kicks in and starts adapting to it by saying "well, they managed to have offspring without a brain so I guess we makin' retards, then."
that's not how evolution works
Anonymous No.5956850 >>5957226
>>5955863
She's so cute, no wonder her boss smashed that relentlessly. Last I heard she was still working there so I guess he's stilling getting some
Anonymous No.5957226 >>5958040
>>5956850
kys coombrain
Anonymous No.5957240
>>5948702
Anonymous No.5957247
>>5950125
shittiest steak i ever saw honestly right there with Jack. At least jack sometimes make nice crust.
Anonymous No.5957251
>>5952002
who doesnt like a creampie in the face when you eat a burger? Also its like wart.
Anonymous No.5957295
>>5953173
That looks fantastic & she's cute as hell. Wrong thread though faggot
Anonymous No.5957367
>>5951999
It's probably delicious but I'd never eat hot food out of a plastic container.
Anonymous No.5957411 >>5958813
>>5952001
This pig is the most gross water ever posted.
>slowly stuffs his fat pube covered face
>the nodding
>sports hat and earrings
Everything about him is revolting. Second most disgusting eater is that Norwegian/Swedish guy awkwardly eating barely cooked eggs scraped out of a pot.
Anonymous No.5957441 >>5958480
>>5951009
Not really. Bait is always ragebait.
Tolko No.5957453
>>5953881
Its so much worse than just the beach shitting. These 'people ' mob all the beaches, here. I guess, a beach that isn't 50% feces and trash is such a novelty to jeets, they can't help but cling to it. Since jeets repel jeets and humans, they spill out of Toronto and the GTA into Durham, Clarington, Northumberland and even so far as Kawartha Lakes. Its revolting. A native like me can't even go to the beach anymore unless ya wanna get up close and personnel with 10,000 smelly jeets. I hate it so much.
>>5956508
Yeah, thats kinda how evolution works. Nobody gave my monkey ancestors generational wealth a million years ago to help them evolve. If they evolved to the point where they passed on generational wealth, that was the chicken that came before the egg (cause obviously the chicken came first)
Tolko No.5957474
>>5953892
Haha. Cheers m8. I remember when I was new, fussing about stuff like that. These days, I'm kinda past trying to police all the 4chan memes to the ether. Protip: it doesn't do anything =)
Anonymous No.5957485
>>5952045
Needs honking.
Anonymous No.5957531
>>5952005
I don't speak the language of the slave class, is it too spicy for him or does it taste bad?
Anonymous No.5957533
>>5952017
>>5952140
>>5952874
It's essentially the same method as pit pig, which is some of the best pork I've ever had, he just cooked it too long and WAY too hot.
Anonymous No.5957538
>>5953584
Not even a little bit, and a simple Google image search shows you're more retarded than the creature in that video.
Anonymous No.5957541
>>5953240
That was super catchy, I'd listen to his music.
Anonymous No.5957544
>>5953293
Ok this video has been shared a lot for like over a decade but NO ONE has ever been able to identify what the fuck that slime juice is. What the fuck is it??????
Anonymous No.5957547
>>5954538
You sound unbelievably defensive and wrong
Anonymous No.5957548 >>5959737
>>5955476
That looks pretty good though.
>American salad
You apparently don't understand the definition of the word "salad", no one's claiming a desert is healthy.
Anonymous No.5957562
>>5955476
That was one of the most even-handed takedowns of the absolute scam that was the COVID pandemic and you're a stupid fucking pathetic bootlicker
Anonymous No.5957580
>>5950734
For me its closing the webm whenever i see a vtuber
Anonymous No.5957639
>>5946730
>butter is $11 a block now
place would be out of business by now surely
Anonymous No.5957643 >>5957705
>>5949952
>I hope everyone involved learned from this
nah usually those kinds of products are just some dumb investor cash-out to launder money or claim tax benefits.
in Juicero's case it was both of those, while also trying to collect data to sell to advertisers (like all app-based bullshit).
Anonymous No.5957685
>>5947852
Even now I am less disgusted by the cow than the jeet. I understand why these people worshipped them as gods. They are superior in every way to a jeet.
That table is still cleaner, more organized, and more hygienic than any jeet kitchen/workspace.
Anonymous No.5957695 >>5958971
Anonymous No.5957697
Anonymous No.5957699 >>5958670
Anonymous No.5957700
>>5946730
I'm just grossed out that she isn't wearing gloves.
Anonymous No.5957705 >>5957991 >>5958003
>>5949309
>>5949683
>>5949952
>>5957643
Anonymous No.5957934
>>5951997
how is this gore?
Anonymous No.5957974
>>5947598
AYYO IT STILL GOT THE SHIT IN IT
Anonymous No.5957976
>>5948758
eh not bad
>the juice at the end
okay why?
Anonymous No.5957984 >>5957993
>>5946726
source?
Anonymous No.5957986
>>5952006
Idk but that seems like that'd be good at a picnic
Anonymous No.5957991
>>5957705

>LEFT HAND SCREW
Anonymous No.5957993 >>5958000
>>5957984
no marinade
Anonymous No.5958000
>>5957993
>missing comma
Ich kann nicht grammatikalisch
Anonymous No.5958003
>>5957705
>no sound
Good attempt, anon...
Anonymous No.5958040
>>5957226
looks like very poorly prepared mizeria. sprinkled some cheese or something unecessary in there and those slices are way too big and still have the skin on them.
Anonymous No.5958283
>>5951994
You laugh, but that's literally what it is.
Anonymous No.5958286
>>5948777
>food gore thread
>posts food porn
Anonymous No.5958328
>>5948717
>able to just guzzle down a kilo of raw pork (beef ?)
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.5958334
>>5948816
>that'll be $600 plus tip for your handful of foraged berries and fucking ants goy
Tolko No.5958480 >>5958558
>>5957441
Not always. For instance, some bait just urges people to correct them. Its like the ol 360 degrees and walk away bit. Nobody is panting from rage but everyone takes the bait.
Anonymous No.5958530
>>5948704
this is one of the worst ones for me, that is an oil-flavoured "pancake".
Anonymous No.5958558
>>5958480
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
HEE HEE
Anonymous No.5958670
>>5957699
i will never talk shit about the office for that chili scene
Anonymous No.5958697
>>5952011
>>5952056
>>5952057
ISIS recruitment videos
Anonymous No.5958783
>>5946728

Reminds me of the whaleshark being butchered alive by subhumans.
Anonymous No.5958785
>>5947804
>I assume it's set up.

First time?


>>5949745
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.5958786
>>5946883

Vile and Lovecraftian.
Anonymous No.5958805
>>5952006

My anger knows no bounds.
Anonymous No.5958813
>>5953297
>The jeet who did a U-turn on the highway is a great example of the jeet way of thinking (or complete lack thereof).

And 1.5 million of worthless poojeets petitioned to let him out.


>>5957411

How dare you insult the epin lages of Finlanb? :DDDDD
Anonymous No.5958971
>>5957695
Pretty smart desu. Especially if the heat transfers only to the water, which will hopefully prevent microplastics getting into the food. Not like I should fucking care since I bet my blood is riddled with microplastics already.
Anonymous No.5959056
>>5952006
That's a fun idea, for a kids BD party or something, but two grown ass women doing it is sad
Anonymous No.5959456
>>5955863
oh mi gawd rullen!
Anonymous No.5959737
>>5957548
It's a salad in the same way potato salad or chicken salad is, just with snickers, you fucking moron. Nobody said anything at all about healthy food. Salad is not a word that means health food, you should probably look up the definition yourself.