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Anonymous No.5949172 >>5951281
non-gore/entertaining rekt
Anonymous No.5949173 >>5950675 >>5951100 >>5951280 >>5951457 >>5957603
Anonymous No.5949175 >>5949286 >>5949790 >>5951124 >>5951454 >>5953585
Anonymous No.5949250 >>5949457 >>5957130
Anonymous No.5949261 >>5949438 >>5949733 >>5951051 >>5951283 >>5952487 >>5956457
Anonymous No.5949264 >>5949993 >>5958654
Anonymous No.5949268 >>5949498
Anonymous No.5949286
>>5949175
God I wish I could be this rich and this drunk and just enjoy it without consequences
Anonymous No.5949325
Anonymous No.5949427 >>5950414 >>5951061 >>5953326 >>5954750 >>5956101 >>5958167
Anonymous No.5949433 >>5949442 >>5949448 >>5949455 >>5949463 >>5949485 >>5956263
Anonymous No.5949438 >>5951211
>>5949261
hydrogen?
Oxygen?
Anonymous No.5949442
>>5949433
Anonymous No.5949448
>>5949433
Anonymous No.5949455 >>5949463 >>5956263
>>5949433
Anonymous No.5949457
>>5949250
>@scumbagacademy
he is not joking
Anonymous No.5949463 >>5951345 >>5952467
>>5949433
>>5949455

It's a rekt thread. Stop trying to turn every thread into a politics thread.
Anonymous No.5949485 >>5949498
>>5949433
kys amerinigger
Anonymous No.5949498
>>5949268
>>5949485
The turd world faggots ruined the thread
Anonymous No.5949568
Anonymous No.5949733
>>5949261
the cake was full of nerve gas
Anonymous No.5949762 >>5949778 >>5950033 >>5950851 >>5950970 >>5953807 >>5959171
Anonymous No.5949778
>>5949762
Wtf?
Anonymous No.5949782 >>5950033 >>5950895 >>5950973 >>5954296 >>5958448
Anonymous No.5949790
>>5949175
I'm here

Chuck. I just crashed shit

Hold on getting back in the cart

Damn it crashed again
Tolko No.5949993 >>5950379 >>5951105 >>5951286 >>5953275 >>5954300 >>5956501 >>5957646 >>5957738 >>5959941
>>5949264
I fuckin hate when clowns do this shit. Its always the same people who do this shit as the types that try to kick your back leg in and whatnot. Wouldnottakeinsrride/10
Anonymous No.5950033 >>5950879
>>5949762
>>5949782
Did he died?
Anonymous No.5950379 >>5951062
>>5949993
lmao someone was 'bullied' in school
Anonymous No.5950411 >>5950720 >>5950913 >>5951288
Anonymous No.5950414
>>5949427
arh
Anonymous No.5950441 >>5950442
Whee!
Anonymous No.5950442
>>5950441
lol. Cinematic dispersal of those golf clubs/everything
Anonymous No.5950443
Anonymous No.5950613 >>5951324 >>5953408 >>5956315
Anonymous No.5950675 >>5950893 >>5950995
>>5949173
What the fuck was he thinking?
Anonymous No.5950720 >>5951072
>>5950411
doing this to lyrca warriors is one thing, but doing it to an old lady minding her own business is pretty shitty
Anonymous No.5950729 >>5950864 >>5952442
Anonymous No.5950851
>>5949762
I gotta learn how to make these exploding snacks
Anonymous No.5950864
>>5950729
>Look mom I posted it again
Faggot
Anonymous No.5950879 >>5951046 >>5951054 >>5952382 >>5952611
>>5950033
Anonymous No.5950893
>>5950675
Thinking?
Anonymous No.5950895
>>5949782
I'm glad this gay man could succeed as a scientist
Anonymous No.5950913 >>5952561
>>5950411
I know this is wrong, but when U see this or that vid where those lads steal pizza from someone standing on the street U just really wanna try it
Anonymous No.5950964 >>5955542 >>5956109
Anonymous No.5950970 >>5951020 >>5956203
>>5949762
I clipped it. I think its funny this way
Anonymous No.5950973 >>5950995 >>5951042 >>5951384 >>5958004
>>5949782
I cannot believe that there are millions of people on this planet so fucking low IQ that they would believe this.
Yes of course a deep fried PASTRY is going to build up enough pressure to explode.
Not even a 5 year old child would believe this, 4chan has become dumber than the average kindergardener.
Anonymous No.5950995 >>5951017
>>5950675
He's probably trying to store the blade in the branch. He's probably done it dozens of times successfully.
>>5950973
What's so implausible about a pastry holding steam?
Have you ever baked in your life?
Anonymous No.5951017
>>5950995
>He's probably trying to store the blade in the branch
What purpose would that serve better than using a scabbard? Besides, the blade would need to be as parallel to the grain of the wood as possible for that to go well, and it clearly wasn't. He'd know that if he'd done it dozens of times successfully.
Anonymous No.5951020
>>5950970
I enjoy this version and the explanation of why it happened. Thanks for sharing.
Anonymous No.5951042
>>5950973
So then how would I make an exploding pastry smart guy
Anonymous No.5951046 >>5951424
>>5950879
Haha cool Spanish project. She should step on my balls and fart under my eyelids
Anonymous No.5951051
>>5949261
Kek.
Anonymous No.5951054
>>5950879
What a cuck.
Anonymous No.5951061 >>5951326
>>5949427
Tolko No.5951062
>>5950379
Lmao. Nah, just have some asshole friends XD
Anonymous No.5951072 >>5951111
>>5950720
That’s why it’s so funny
Anonymous No.5951100
>>5949173
>thinking
This is rural Indonesia. This is the descendent of people who purged Chinese populations for being
>Gestapu

They are not thinkers.
Anonymous No.5951105 >>5951840
>>5949993
It's a power move, and they are betting that you do nothing back.
Anonymous No.5951111
>>5951072
Look at how based he is!
Anonymous No.5951124 >>5951312 >>5951444
>>5949175
Anonymous No.5951211
>>5949438
Probably a firecracker in the cake
Anonymous No.5951280
>>5949173
that cut off scream really makes it hilarious
Anonymous No.5951281 >>5951298 >>5955844
>>5949172 (OP)
Anonymous No.5951283 >>5951709 >>5953527
>>5949261
That's funny but I ain't cleanin that shit up
Anonymous No.5951286 >>5951413 >>5951839
>>5949993
When I learned how to do that with a bottle I never stopped. I do it a lot but no one does anything because I'd kick their ass
Anonymous No.5951288 >>5951588
>>5950411
If they did that in my country they'd be pretty fuckin pissed. But it's funny when brits do that funny swearing thing. Can any brits elaborate on that? Are you trying to be funny? Are you actually pissed? Are you defusing the situation with your funny accent? I'm genuinely curious.
Anonymous No.5951298
>>5951281
Kino
Anonymous No.5951312
>>5951124
kek
Anonymous No.5951324
>>5950613
Kleiner?
Anonymous No.5951326 >>5951418 >>5957133 >>5959902
>>5951061
>tackled his friend so the hyenas would get distracted and he could run away
damn, rhinos are brutal
Anonymous No.5951345 >>5951696 >>5952268 >>5952373 >>5953238 >>5954758
>>5949463
What the hell is even the point of having a bicycle like that? It offers no practical benefits at all.
Anonymous No.5951384
>>5950973
based retard
Anonymous No.5951413
>>5951286

>and then one day anon realised all his friends were gone and no one wanted to hang out with him anymore
Anonymous No.5951418 >>5951425
>>5951326
>rhinos
retard zoomer
Anonymous No.5951424
>>5951046
Anonymous No.5951425
>>5951418
>hyenas
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Anonymous No.5951444
>>5951124
Anonymous No.5951445 >>5956203
Anonymous No.5951454 >>5952265
>>5949175
Anonymous No.5951457 >>5951473
>>5949173
Anonymous No.5951473
>>5951457
>when the suicide net throws the chinese child back
Anonymous No.5951588 >>5953354
>>5951288
I believe that lady is Irish.
Anonymous No.5951696
>>5951345
out of all the animals in this clip, the humans are making the weirdest noises.
Anonymous No.5951709
>>5951283
Looking at the table, nobody does any cleaning there anyway.
Tolko No.5951839
>>5951286
As long as you're buying the beer, id let it slide but a beer is over 2 bucks a bottle these days so if you did that to mine, id be pretty salty until you replaced it. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't choose to hang out with you
Tolko No.5951840 >>5953920
>>5951105
Oh man, guaranteed I get them back with interest. I'm like a woman with how petty and vindictive I can be
Anonymous No.5952265
>>5951454
https://gif.ski/
and
ffmpeg -i '.\crash loop.webm' -vf "fps=15,scale=240:-2" "crash loop/%04d.png"
Anonymous No.5952268
>>5951345
you can look down on the peasants not on bicycles from your literal high horse
Anonymous No.5952277 >>5952312 >>5958597
Anonymous No.5952292
Anonymous No.5952312 >>5952441
>>5952277
>fuck you, baltimore
Anonymous No.5952354 >>5952363 >>5952391
Anonymous No.5952361
Anonymous No.5952363 >>5953550
>>5952354
slovenian stuntman here. i used to specialize in this stunt and this type of shit is exactly why i quit doing the backward chair drop down rocky gorges years ago. i used to get cuts like that all the time, many canyon sites like this have a lot of sharp rocks and it's only a matter of time before one slices you up badly. i only do car stunts now, no more chair shit for me.
Anonymous No.5952373 >>5952456 >>5952467 >>5952565
>>5951345
High speed thanks to big radius of the wheel. Became obsolete with introduction of gearboxes.
Early bikes were wild https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Velocipedes.png
Anonymous No.5952382
>>5950879
Average iq of this family is 89.
Anonymous No.5952391
>>5952354
How disappointing
Anonymous No.5952441 >>5952459
>>5952312
It's Szczecin
Anonymous No.5952442
>>5950729
protip: nothing happens
don't bother with this ancient repost
Anonymous No.5952456 >>5952474 >>5952616
>>5952373
>High speed thanks to big radius of the wheel
Only if you remove a human from the equation. Speed would be high with a high cadence, and it's very difficult to keep a high cadence with a wheel that big.
Anonymous No.5952459
>>5952441
>he doesn't know
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
Anonymous No.5952467
>>5952373
>>5949463
s-tier hijinks from these bicycle lads
Anonymous No.5952474 >>5952580
>>5952456
Obviously the speed is high relative to cadence, the point is to go fast with leisurely leg movements.
Anonymous No.5952487
>>5949261
I was about to note that the felt on that pool table was ruined but was already dirty as fuck before that.
Anonymous No.5952561
>>5950913
wait, these are those lads that steal the pizza? yeah nevermind, i hope these fuckers get decapitated by muslims
Anonymous No.5952565 >>5952582
>>5952373
>gearbox
it's called a derailleur on a bike
Anonymous No.5952580 >>5952595
>>5952474
>leisurely leg movements
That's not how it works. How long ago you've ridden a bike? Go and try riding with leisurely leg movements on 53*11 gear, feel how leisurely it really is.
Anonymous No.5952582 >>5956969
>>5952565
Is it now?
https://pinion.eu/en/gearboxes/
Anonymous No.5952595
>>5952580
It's less total movement to achieve high speed with a fixed gear. Use your brain before I fuck your ass flappy
Anonymous No.5952611 >>5953581 >>5953872
>>5950879
>Making a pastry will help kids learn a foreign language
Is this what passes for education in 2025?
Anonymous No.5952614
Anonymous No.5952616
>>5952456
You're fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.5953238
>>5951345
>It offers no practical benefits at all.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Anonymous No.5953275 >>5953406
>>5949993
drop name
Anonymous No.5953326
>>5949427
richard you silly old dawg
Anonymous No.5953354
>>5951588
That's a Lancashire accent bro.
Although the other similar videos often posted on these threads are from Ireland
Anonymous No.5953367 >>5955447 >>5955683 >>5958661 >>5959046 >>5959192
Redeeming time!
Anonymous No.5953377 >>5953552
Another have that webm of a cyclist smashing into a tree and a lighting striking him?
Tolko No.5953406
>>5953275
Why? It makes it easier to differentiate my comments from other anons. The name holds no significance to me, its just a placeholder
Anonymous No.5953408
>>5950613
kek
Anonymous No.5953527
>>5951283
just invite a dog
Anonymous No.5953550 >>5954253 >>5955536 >>5959046
>>5952363
Your entire premise is an appeal to authority that completely falls apart under the slightest scrutiny. "Slovenian stuntman here." That's an unverifiable credential from an anonymous person on the internet. Even if we take the claim at face value, being a stuntman doesn't automatically make you an expert in geology, criminal investigation, or wound analysis. It makes you an expert in falling down for a living.

The core of the argument is a classic "post hoc, ergo propter hoc" fallacy: "after this, therefore because of this." The stuntman says he got cuts from sharp rocks during his stunts, and therefore, these specific cuts on this specific person must have come from the same thing. This is an insane leap in logic. It ignores the entire field of forensic pathology. Cuts from sharp rocks are typically jagged, irregular, and show signs of crushing or abrasion, not the clean, precise, and parallel lines often associated with a weapon. To look at a complex injury and immediately declare its cause based on your personal, entirely unrelated experience isn't expertise; it's myopic arrogance. It dismisses all other possibilities - defensive wounds, an altercation with a tool or weapon, or any other scenario, without a single thought.

Finally, the whole thing is just a personal anecdote masquerading as expert analysis. "I quit doing the stunt... I only do car stunts now." This isn't evidence; it's a personal life choice presented as a data point. It adds nothing to the discussion of this specific case other than to frame the speaker as a world-weary veteran who has seen some things. It's emotional storytelling designed to make the conclusion seem more weighty than it is. In reality, it's a irrelevant sidebar about one guy's career change that has zero bearing on the facts of a completely separate incident.
Anonymous No.5953552
>>5953377
Good morning saar
am not have be
would might many time
Anonymous No.5953581
>>5952611
>local anon mystified by Spanish French and German courses having a cultural element.
>why would I need to know their foods and holidays durr durr doiiii
Anonymous No.5953585
>>5949175
HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, WELCOME TO JACKASS
Anonymous No.5953587
Anonymous No.5953807
>>5949762
shoulda cut it to test it beforehand
Anonymous No.5953853 >>5954499 >>5956484 >>5958598
Anonymous No.5953854 >>5955624
Anonymous No.5953856 >>5953931 >>5954011 >>5954308 >>5954615 >>5955240 >>5955342 >>5955351 >>5955381 >>5958035 >>5959014
Anonymous No.5953872
>>5952611
It's just a fun cultural project. I did one on Flamenco music when I was in college.
Anonymous No.5953920 >>5957464
>>5951840
You did nothing wrong no matter how wrong it is. Don't be like a terrorist bitch, claiming responsibility afterwards; never let them know who did it. Then it will be like everyone did it.
Anonymous No.5953931 >>5953933
>>5953856
why was this fat fucking subhuman retard approaching a turn that fast anyway?
Anonymous No.5953933
>>5953931
Probably forgot he was riding an ebike and did not let go of the throttle
Anonymous No.5953994 >>5954302
Anonymous No.5954011 >>5954278 >>5954283 >>5954439
>>5953856
I think he died some time later -- internal bleeding.
Also death to ebikes and scooters.
Anonymous No.5954253 >>5955536
>>5953550
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality, because it's now like the pot calling the kettle cracked. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake. Accept the fax.
Anonymous No.5954278
>>5954011
the kid lived, everyone constantly posts this misinformation that the kid died later, he didn't.
source: an anon posted the source one time and i read it, but i don't actually have it, so believe me or don't
Anonymous No.5954283
>>5954011
the kid didn't live, everyone constantly posts this misinformation that the kid didn't die later, he did.
source: an anon posted the source one time and i read it, but i don't actually have it, so believe me or don't
Anonymous No.5954296
>>5949782
That's bullshit. Ridges are not mandatory for churros. It's probably the dough.
Anonymous No.5954300 >>5957468
>>5949993
Just aim it at them. Best part is when they get mad, and you just sit back and enjoy the show
Anonymous No.5954302 >>5955802
>>5953994
This reminds me of that one cctv video of two guys on a bike stopping near a bank or maybe jewelry store to rob it. One of them throws a brick into a window. Brick recochetes back into the second guy's head completely knocking him out. The first guy drives away.
Anonymous No.5954308
>>5953856
He later died
Fucking horrible way to go
Anonymous No.5954439 >>5954489
>>5954011
I think you meant eternal bleeding. "Internal bleeding" isn't a real word.
Anonymous No.5954489 >>5954703
>>5954439
>I speak well english saar!
Anonymous No.5954499 >>5954900 >>5955234
>>5953853
i lol at this video every single time its posted
Anonymous No.5954615 >>5954634 >>5954817
>>5953856
You hear how the pitch "wobbles" after the impact? That's dual lung collapse. Without immediate medical attention, it is fatal in all known cases.
Anonymous No.5954631 >>5954900 >>5954922
Anonymous No.5954634
>>5954615
if you can cry like a bitch you can breathe
Anonymous No.5954703
>>5954489
Fuck off newfag
Anonymous No.5954750
>>5949427
What a dumbass
>captcha:sssar
Anonymous No.5954758
>>5951345
Those girls can speak donkey!
Anonymous No.5954817
>>5954615
I heard the kid died.
Anonymous No.5954900
>>5954499
Same; I also just about cry every time I see >>5954631
Anonymous No.5954922 >>5954932 >>5956299
>>5954631
I think he died some time later -- internal bleeding.
Anonymous No.5954932 >>5955034
>>5954922
its fraternal bleeding
Anonymous No.5954947 >>5955413
Anonymous No.5955034
>>5954932
Eternal bleeding.
Anonymous No.5955234
>>5954499
It's like that machine was specifically built to bully that kid lmao
Anonymous No.5955240 >>5955301
>>5953856
Kid's fine, fuck the haters
Anonymous No.5955301 >>5955412 >>5955420 >>5955623 >>5955649 >>5956136
>>5955240
He's succumbed to internal building.
Anonymous No.5955342
>>5953856
A few big macs and he was all good again
Anonymous No.5955351 >>5955412
>>5953856
He was taken to the hospital and his entire family fell victim to eternal billing.
Anonymous No.5955381
>>5953856
It's so sad the kid later died of diabetes.
Anonymous No.5955412 >>5955421 >>5955590 >>5955679 >>5955803 >>5956489
>>5955301
>>5955351
i require context
Anonymous No.5955413 >>5958625
>>5954947
this child is more badass than i'll ever be
Anonymous No.5955420
>>5955301
Das right
Anonymous No.5955421
>>5955412
Context is he was going too fucking fast
Look at him go
Anonymous No.5955425
Anonymous No.5955426 >>5955826
Anonymous No.5955447
>>5953367
HOLY SHIT!
Anonymous No.5955536 >>5955764 >>5956209 >>5956978 >>5957466
>>5953550
>>5954253
Why do you faggots need to write an entire bible in a thread about memes jesus christ
Anonymous No.5955542 >>5955617
>>5950964
What's the song? God I wish we still had webm titles.
Anonymous No.5955590
>>5955412
I guess the guy shooting fireworks doesn't want the building torn down.
Anonymous No.5955617
>>5955542
The Shazam extension is pretty good at identifying music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvPSPkugS7A
Anonymous No.5955623 >>5957253
>>5955301
Do you have the "let's give Hitler a hand" one?
Anonymous No.5955624
>>5953854
I love this one
Anonymous No.5955649
>>5955301
lol
Anonymous No.5955672
Anonymous No.5955679
>>5955412
Nigger worship outranks female privilege.
Anonymous No.5955683
>>5953367
Farewell lol
Anonymous No.5955764 >>5959022
>>5955536
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.5955802 >>5955825 >>5956989
>>5954302
Anonymous No.5955803
>>5955412
terminal sneeding
Anonymous No.5955825 >>5955850
>>5955802
that's a great one too but it's ANOTHER guy bricking his own accomplice webm he's talking about kek
Anonymous No.5955826 >>5955996 >>5957664
>>5955426
why does this place even have a CCTV? why not sell the CCTV to buy a hand rail
Anonymous No.5955844
>>5951281
is there a full video of this?
Anonymous No.5955850 >>5957029
>>5955825
This one?
Anonymous No.5955996
>>5955826
Why? You have to ask after seeing the video?
Anonymous No.5956046
Anonymous No.5956094 >>5956098 >>5956342 >>5957665 >>5957726 >>5957862
Anonymous No.5956098 >>5957726
>>5956094
pretty sick song
Anonymous No.5956101 >>5958700 >>5959900
>>5949427
how did the lil nigger survive
Anonymous No.5956109
>>5950964
Lane dancers deserve what they get.
If you are on a bike, you shouldn't swerve around like that.
Too high of a chance of any kind of slippage happening.
Anonymous No.5956136
>>5955301
based
Anonymous No.5956203
>>5950970
no pause on his expression at the end
ngmi
>>5951445
filename wins thread
Anonymous No.5956209
>>5955536
Internet is mostly bots, fren.
Anonymous No.5956263
>>5949433
>>5949455
Imagine being so retarded that you make Tucker Carlson look witty and smart.
Anonymous No.5956299
>>5954922
paternal sneeding
Anonymous No.5956315
>>5950613
half life??
Anonymous No.5956342 >>5956562
>>5956094
did he died later? you know- internal bleeding
Anonymous No.5956457
>>5949261
palantir birthday cake
Anonymous No.5956459
Anonymous No.5956480 >>5957407 >>5959121 >>5959209
Anonymous No.5956484
>>5953853
>LiveLeak
Not watching that shit. Reported.
Anonymous No.5956489
>>5955412
Chinese government decided those guys' property had to get out of the way of a new highway, they didn't like it but could only go so far
Anonymous No.5956501 >>5956823 >>5957468
>>5949993
Your back leg?
Anonymous No.5956562
>>5956342
Maternal bonding
Anonymous No.5956578 >>5956582
Anonymous No.5956582 >>5956589
>>5956578
Anonymous No.5956589 >>5956597 >>5957141 >>5959458
>>5956582
Anonymous No.5956595
Anonymous No.5956597 >>5956598
>>5956589
Anonymous No.5956598 >>5956599 >>5956615
>>5956597
Idk why man, ankle rolling is just the funniest shit.
Anonymous No.5956599 >>5956615 >>5957139
>>5956598
Anonymous No.5956615 >>5956620 >>5959029
>>5956598
>>5956599
Anonymous No.5956620
>>5956615
Bless you sir.
Anonymous No.5956628 >>5957472
Anonymous No.5956682 >>5957472
Anonymous No.5956823
>>5956501
If you kick in the knee from behind it collapses
Anonymous No.5956844
Anonymous No.5956969 >>5959943
>>5952582
unreliable source, that's just a matter of a pinion
Anonymous No.5956978
>>5955536
Bot posts are more obvious on slow boards.
Anonymous No.5956989
>>5955802
Oh no he's got a head/neck injury better violently shake him! Every fucking time.
Anonymous No.5957029
>>5955850
there was one where the brick bounced off the glass and hit the other robber iirc
Anonymous No.5957130
>>5949250
TEE LAAAAS GO' GLASS' N'OO CUN'' LEAV' UNTIL WEEF'IN THE CUN'WO'DI-IT
Anonymous No.5957133
>>5951326
you fucking blind lobotomite, those are fucking elephants.
Anonymous No.5957139
>>5956599
zoz
Anonymous No.5957141
>>5956589
Holy fuck lmao
Anonymous No.5957253 >>5959042
>>5955623
6000000 HOLOHOOLAHOO
Anonymous No.5957407 >>5958043
>>5956480
wtf?
Tolko No.5957464
>>5953920
Nah, I just meant i kick em in the shin or something . It dont really involve so much planning
Anonymous No.5957466 >>5957827
>>5955536
Your entire premise is an appeal to authority that completely falls apart under the slightest scrutiny. "Some meme lord here." That's an unverifiable credential from an anonymous person on the internet. Even if we take the claim at face value, being a meme lord doesn't automatically make you an expert in comedy, thread curation, or comment analysis. It makes you an expert in shitposting for a living.

The core of the argument is a classic "post hoc, ergo propter hoc" fallacy: "after this, therefore because of this." The commenter says they get annoyed by long posts in meme threads, and therefore, this specific post must be bad. This is an insane leap in logic. It ignores the entire field of discourse analysis. Quality comments are typically well-reasoned, substantive, and show signs of effort, not the low-effort, drive-by, content-free whining associated with a bad post. To look at a complex discussion and immediately declare its value based on your personal, entirely unrelated preference for brevity isn't expertise; it's myopic arrogance. It dismisses all other possibilities - that the post is actually interesting, that it adds to the discussion, or that other people might enjoy it, without a single thought.

Finally, the whole thing is just a personal anecdote masquerading as expert analysis. "I quit reading long posts... I only skim memes now." This isn't evidence; it's a personal life choice presented as a data point. It adds nothing to the discussion of this specific thread other than to frame the speaker as a world-weary veteran who has seen some things. It's emotional storytelling designed to make the complaint seem more weighty than it is. In reality, it's an irrelevant sidebar about one guy's attention span that has zero bearing on the facts of a completely separate comment.
Tolko No.5957468
>>5954300
Yeah, seems like something id do =D
>>5956501
Yeah when you're walking, you alternate between which leg is back and which is forward. If the forward leg is your left then your right is back so if you kick the right/back leg left, you trip and vice versa
Anonymous No.5957472
>>5956628
>>5956682
These are 100% believable and real! Good job Hernandez!
Anonymous No.5957551 >>5957601 >>5957675 >>5957725 >>5958382 >>5959484
Anonymous No.5957556 >>5959038
Anonymous No.5957564
Anonymous No.5957601 >>5957672 >>5957725
>>5957551
Is he ok?
Anonymous No.5957603
>>5949173
He watched too much Looney Tunes.
Anonymous No.5957646 >>5958495
>>5949993
lol, fag
Anonymous No.5957664
>>5955826
That whole set up is there to film their friends tripping on the stairs
Anonymous No.5957665
>>5956094
He's good
Anonymous No.5957672 >>5959040
>>5957601
They were laughing so I guess he is. Or they were psychopaths
Anonymous No.5957675
>>5957551
It's the extended glance over the edge and the '...is that on purpose?' that make this. At this point in the movie our heroic daredevil's parachute is supposed to *fwump* open! ... ... ... ... ... any second now...
Anonymous No.5957725 >>5959040
>>5957551
>>5957601
He's a stuntman, this was a planned stunt
Anonymous No.5957726
>>5956094
>>5956098
https://youtu.be/EYgSjsZg_Ug
Anonymous No.5957738 >>5958495
>>5949993
I'm more pissed with them getting it on the upholstery
Anonymous No.5957827
>>5957466
Nice
Anonymous No.5957862
>>5956094
life's minigame
Anonymous No.5958004 >>5959031
>>5950973
It's kindergarten, you unbelievable fucking moron.
Anonymous No.5958035
>>5953856
Kid survived actually, but the gate unfortunately died on the way to hospital.
Anonymous No.5958043
>>5957407
holy retard. why do we let retards like this drive trucks?
Anonymous No.5958054 >>5958155
Anonymous No.5958155 >>5958157 >>5958475
>>5958054
whats the tldr
first 10 secs is a guy doing a phantom handjob to a girl who screams a lot
Anonymous No.5958157
>>5958155
Just watch it you fag
Anonymous No.5958167
>>5949427
Dogs are fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.5958382 >>5958485
>>5957551
What the hell even is that place?
Anonymous No.5958448 >>5958540
>>5949782
You just know all youtube content will be AI generated like this
Anonymous No.5958475
>>5958155
A bunch of losers being losers. Everyone involved here is a retard.
Anonymous No.5958485
>>5958382
I assume it's a base jumping spot
Tolko No.5958495
>>5957738
If someone did that to me at my house, they'd be taking a hike. Usually, this is done outside tho. Usually.
>>5957646
Come say to my face, bruv. I'll beat you off with both hands
Anonymous No.5958540
>>5958448
already is
Anonymous No.5958569 >>5958585 >>5959190
Anonymous No.5958585
>>5958569
peak communism at work: fucks over its supporters
Anonymous No.5958597
>>5952277
Polska?
Anonymous No.5958598
>>5953853
>Doesn’t cry like a bitch
>Keeps getting up
Based
Anonymous No.5958625
>>5955413
more flat face also
Anonymous No.5958654 >>5959783 >>5959898 >>5959941
>>5949264
i've never seen a satisfying explanation of why the top bottle doesn't foam over, only the bottom bottle does
Anonymous No.5958661
>>5953367
is this a Lord of the Rings reference?
Anonymous No.5958685 >>5959212
Anonymous No.5958689 >>5958699 >>5958863
Anonymous No.5958690 >>5959048 >>5959161
Anonymous No.5958699
>>5958689
The can was contaminated with vitiligo, easy lawsuit.
Anonymous No.5958700
>>5956101
Buffalo wasn't committed. The only reason they allow you to get near them in a setting like this is because they're lazy fucks and view humans as benign since we're not hunting them anymore.
Anonymous No.5958863
>>5958689
He burned the black away
Anonymous No.5959014
>>5953856
Don't do this it creates really cool crystals
Anonymous No.5959022
>>5955764
Weak and predictable.
Anonymous No.5959029
>>5956615
>last shot is a disability scooter
Anonymous No.5959031
>>5958004
I can’t think of anything I care about less fag.
Anonymous No.5959033 >>5959188
Anonymous No.5959038
>>5957556
Doubled up on subverted expectations, nice
Anonymous No.5959040
>>5957672
>>5957725
The backpack doesn't look like a chute
Anonymous No.5959042
>>5957253
Thank you, DAS RITE
Anonymous No.5959046 >>5959947
>>5953367
I feel bad for them. The girl paused because her dad did; her dad paused to help his parents. Then it was too late.

>>5953550
lmao
Anonymous No.5959048
>>5958690
deserved lol
Anonymous No.5959083 >>5959195 >>5959198 >>5959205 >>5959242 >>5959429 >>5959740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW_3PiFq2N0
Anonymous No.5959121
>>5956480
>The human torch gets an uber
Anonymous No.5959135
Anonymous No.5959137 >>5959477
Anonymous No.5959140 >>5959170 >>5959500
Anonymous No.5959161 >>5959262 >>5959545 >>5959571
>>5958690
what was the though process here?
>here, let me just send this underage retard to the hospital for the crime of trying to skate
maybe if he was trying to skate inside i could understand
Anonymous No.5959170 >>5959229 >>5959257
>>5959140
That could actually be gore because hitting that water is concrete
Anonymous No.5959171
>>5949762
Fucking churro full of nerve gas. He dedded.
Anonymous No.5959188
>>5959033
Based area defender.
Anonymous No.5959190
>>5958569
Now with sound!
Anonymous No.5959192
>>5953367
At least throw the kid to shore ffs.
Anonymous No.5959195
>>5959083
Fuck them. Serves them right for eating food.
Anonymous No.5959198
>>5959083
Anonymous No.5959205
>>5959083
The slo-mo from 0:20 sounds like some infernal ice cream truck.
Anonymous No.5959209
>>5956480
How the fuck does this even happen?
Anonymous No.5959212 >>5959440
>>5958685
The raw djembe feat bongo remix 2.0
Anonymous No.5959229 >>5959491
>>5959170
from maybe five metres up
with rippling waves
and already broken by the fj landing
>like concrete
Anonymous No.5959242 >>5959256 >>5959324
>>5959083
It tore his pants but it didn't even scratch him
Anonymous No.5959256
>>5959242
>It tore his pants
anon...
Anonymous No.5959257 >>5959491
>>5959170
>gore
He clearly got up with no visible blood or other externalization of internal components
Anonymous No.5959262 >>5959546
>>5959161
Um, yeah, authority's full of old people, and old people are always trying to criminalize being young and everything associated with it.
Anonymous No.5959324
>>5959242
(you) deserved, you magnificent bastard
Anonymous No.5959328 >>5959473
Anonymous No.5959429
>>5959083
Anonymous No.5959440
>>5959212
KINOOOOOO
Anonymous No.5959444
Anonymous No.5959446 >>5959453 >>5959480
Anonymous No.5959447
Anonymous No.5959453
>>5959446
Fucking fructose got in this cop's brain or something?
Anonymous No.5959458
>>5956589
Tyrone Banner.
Anonymous No.5959473 >>5959506 >>5959686
>>5959328
should have worn plate armor
Anonymous No.5959477
>>5959137
for me it's the engine on fire falling like a meteor
Anonymous No.5959480
>>5959446
"hey, can you hear me?"
"yeah :/"
he just sounds so unbothered by the situation lol
Anonymous No.5959484
>>5957551
you can see him putting his foot halfway over the edge. it's staged.
Anonymous No.5959491
>>5959229
>>5959257
You're autistics
Anonymous No.5959500
>>5959140
That could not have gone better for him lmao
Anonymous No.5959506
>>5959473
HA
Anonymous No.5959545
>>5959161
no means no
guard was 100% in the right
Anonymous No.5959546 >>5960013
>>5959262
your parents should have slapped you more
Anonymous No.5959571 >>5959809
>>5959161
I think the real question is what was the skateboarders thought process?

>Yeah I'll just keep doing skating movements even though the guards foot is on my board

Like why wouldn't you just stop at that point?
Anonymous No.5959686
>>5959473
Kek
Tolko No.5959740 >>5959867
>>5959083
If they didn't spend 15 minutes trying to film their "first bite" they could have had more than one bite. Could probably have been done and gone already
Anonymous No.5959783
>>5958654
nerve gas being released from the bottom
Anonymous No.5959809 >>5959838
>>5959571
the fuck are you talking about?
it looks like the guard steps aside to let him jump, then steps back in to trip him at the last second.

it was basically perfidy
Anonymous No.5959838
>>5959809
Nah, the guard was blocking the entire clip. The skater was just going to skate through him if he could. Nothing wrong with teaching a young man how to land hard and accept his consequences.
Anonymous No.5959867
>>5959740
They could have been on the way to their car in the parking lot already and be ran over.
Anonymous No.5959898
>>5958654
All the energy is being transferred to the bottom bottle.
Anonymous No.5959900
>>5956101
Pitbulls are stronger and have denser bones after a century of selective breeding.
Anonymous No.5959902
>>5951326
Pretty good bait.
Anonymous No.5959941
>>5958654
Because it wouldn't be fun
>>5949993
In the same breath I agree with this, do this shit outside while we're standing so there's places for the foam to go that aren't me and my phone and the seat I'm gonna have to continue occupying and leave for someone else.
Dickhead
Anonymous No.5959943
>>5956969
Hope you know this fucking killed me
Anonymous No.5959947
>>5959046
which is crazy because you know in reverse order they're all thinking 'no stupid, you're the kid I'm the parent you make sure you get across'
Anonymous No.5960013
>>5959546
Your mom should have swallowed you