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Anonymous No.5949466 >>5955768 >>5957579 >>5962119 >>5965302
2 wheels
Anonymous No.5949467 >>5965302
Anonymous No.5949468 >>5949857 >>5950148 >>5950275 >>5959259
Anonymous No.5949470 >>5964864 >>5965302
Anonymous No.5949480 >>5953250 >>5957163 >>5960232 >>5964111
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Anonymous No.5949486 >>5949512 >>5950346 >>5954985 >>5960555 >>5961359 >>5964111
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Anonymous No.5949512
>>5949486
Look at him go!
Anonymous No.5949513 >>5950149
Anonymous No.5949515 >>5949866 >>5953279 >>5965302 >>5965417
Anonymous No.5949825 >>5953030
Motorcycle was clearly in the wrong
Anonymous No.5949857 >>5949881 >>5952984
>>5949468
what the fuck is this resolution
Anonymous No.5949866
>>5949515
well don't just stop your truck in the middle of the road you stupid gook
Anonymous No.5949881 >>5959499 >>5961381 >>5964303
>>5949857
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Anonymous No.5950148 >>5950215 >>5959478 >>5960416 >>5962331 >>5964863
>>5949468
>nothing effecting her
>falls anyway
white woman moment
Anonymous No.5950149
>>5949513
The phone keeping up with the car after they crash is top tier comedy
Anonymous No.5950156 >>5950224 >>5965448
Anonymous No.5950215
>>5950148
That sounds like something an Israeli would do
Anonymous No.5950224 >>5962334
>>5950156
kek the yellow shit guy gets freaked out
Anonymous No.5950275
>>5949468
the wheels were too thin to go up that curb
Anonymous No.5950346
>>5949486
Fug the bolis :DDDD
Anonymous No.5951300 >>5952576 >>5953374 >>5953968
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Anonymous No.5951303 >>5951432 >>5955005 >>5956064 >>5959250
Anonymous No.5951432 >>5953014 >>5957713
>>5951303
I like to imagine he was attempting to do the obnoxious swerving that the future astronauts do on city streets, narrowly avoiding oncoming traffic etc. much schadenfreude. yummy.
Anonymous No.5952576 >>5952799
>>5951300
why are cyclists so retarded
Anonymous No.5952799 >>5956065
>>5952576
>want to drive a car on public roads
>"STOP! You must get a license and learn all the rules of the road! Also buy insurance!"
>want to ride a bike on public roads
>"Wear a helmet :^)"
That's why.
Anonymous No.5952984
>>5949857
we call it the autist spotter
Anonymous No.5953014 >>5953134
>>5951432
pretty sure he was just spreading his arms to gloat as he crossed the finish line first and didn't expect the bike to become unstable
Anonymous No.5953030
>>5949825
The comedic genius of this reply is incredible.
It applies to all the videos coming before it.
Anonymous No.5953134
>>5953014
that's probably the case but comparing with the speed of the other riders, assuming he had been riding that fast before deciding to gloat it would've been hard for him to lose enough speed to become that unstable.
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Anonymous No.5953150 >>5955695 >>5956022
Anonymous No.5953250
>>5949480
He might not be a good driver but if he's cool enough to make xiames bond ride bitch he's gotta have some clout
Anonymous No.5953279
>>5949515
It's in the hole!
Anonymous No.5953374 >>5959251
>>5951300
im no expert but thats not a good spot for gay sex
Anonymous No.5953968
>>5951300
most of the impact went into the actual bikes crashing so I doubt that hurt much, looks to me like they might both be having a laugh about it
Anonymous No.5954236 >>5955084
Anonymous No.5954247 >>5955377 >>5955410 >>5957714 >>5959253
Anonymous No.5954973 >>5957166 >>5957605
Anonymous No.5954985
>>5949486
XD
Anonymous No.5955005
>>5951303
arab sport
Anonymous No.5955084 >>5955550
>>5954236
better with sound
Anonymous No.5955377
>>5954247
prΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆt
Anonymous No.5955410 >>5955697 >>5956027
>>5954247
wtf is his PROBLEM
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Anonymous No.5955550
>>5955084
lmao thanks man haven't seen it with sound before
Anonymous No.5955695
>>5953150
Would have been a perfect gore video, but alas
Anonymous No.5955697
>>5955410
He was sick of brown people on motorcycles (as we all are)
Anonymous No.5955768
>>5949466 (OP)
>braking? I just honk instead
Anonymous No.5956022 >>5959881
>>5953150
Are asians even human? wtf is wrong with them?
Anonymous No.5956027
>>5955410
The bike made a rumbling noise like an animal trying to intimidate the elephant
Anonymous No.5956064 >>5959250
>>5951303
I will never ever understand celebrating before the finish line. I've seen so many people get passed at the last second, trip, crash, people who showboat in boxing and get KO'd etc. You don't look cool doing it and you look like the biggest retard when you fuck up.
Anonymous No.5956065 >>5959464
>>5952799
Well that explains why we never see videos of drivers doing retarded shit.
Anonymous No.5957163
>>5949480
holy shit!
Anonymous No.5957166
>>5954973
made me lol
Anonymous No.5957574 >>5961217
Anonymous No.5957579 >>5965439
>>5949466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5957581 >>5957644 >>5958010 >>5961313
Anonymous No.5957605 >>5965431
>>5954973
What did he think was going to happen?
Man plays too many video games.
Anonymous No.5957644
>>5957581
Why are there so many instances of this happening
>hurr durr.. I'll just taunt this driver next to me what? Direction no...ack!
Anonymous No.5957713 >>5959250
>>5951432
>future astronauts
?
Anonymous No.5957714 >>5957745 >>5958065 >>5959466 >>5959468 >>5959485 >>5959489 >>5959849 >>5960604 >>5964677
>>5954247
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Anonymous No.5957745
>>5957714
You're talking about fighting an elephant as if it's an elden ring boss
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Anonymous No.5958010
>>5957581
My favorite part of this is that the guys don't even seem to him flipping them off. He got nothing out of this except an injury and several expenses.
Anonymous No.5958065 >>5959326 >>5961869
>>5957714
>what anon thinks will happen
Anonymous No.5959250 >>5959471
>>5951303
>>5956064
He was "posting up". It's a tradition. Kind of a dumb one, but there it is. This looks like an amateur or lower level race, which explains the fuckup. It's not so much gloating at the top level, but the form.
>>5957713
He means basketball Americans. It's ironic.
Anonymous No.5959251
>>5953374
>im no expert
Sure, sure...
Anonymous No.5959253 >>5960598
>>5954247
What is the correct thing to do in this situation? I'm guessing it all starts with slowing down way further up the road from the giant elephant. I suppose if it runs at you then, it's possible to swerve around it as it's more committed to one direction
Anonymous No.5959259
>>5949468
those are some nice bum
Anonymous No.5959326
>>5958065
Kek
Anonymous No.5959359
>>5951301
hitting water at that speed is like hitting concrete
Anonymous No.5959464 >>5960418
>>5956065
Retarded drivers are contained within a steel box and surrounded by safety equipment like seatbelts and airbags.
Cyclists are not and are likely to die on impact at relatively low speeds.
Anonymous No.5959466
>>5957714
Elephants can reach their back legs with their trunks. More importantly they're faster than you seem to think. Dummy
Anonymous No.5959468
>>5957714
Elephants are extremely dangerous and much stronger and faster than you. They run 25 mph, most humans top out at 12 mph.
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Anonymous No.5959471
>>5959250
Well, the US has several black astronauts in NASA, whereas Brazil has zero.
Anonymous No.5959478
>>5950148
>>nothing effecting her
>>falls anyway
>white woman moment
Brown hands typed that. Seethe!
Anonymous No.5959485
>>5957714
>What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Have you tried that?
Anonymous No.5959489
>>5957714
livestream yourself attempting that, retard
Anonymous No.5959499
>>5949881
ty
Anonymous No.5959849
>>5957714
Good Troll.
Good Bait.

>then move back in to continue punching
kek

well played Anon
Anonymous No.5959881
>>5956022
Congratulations, anon, you're almost at the point you realize their self-reported IQ scores are fake.
Anonymous No.5960232
>>5949480
that's some mowgli jungle book shit right there
Anonymous No.5960416
>>5950148
Affecting her, and the curb certainly did have an effect.
Anonymous No.5960418 >>5963480
>>5959464
>why are cyclists so retarded
>because retards are filtered out of the driver pool by the licensing exam
>okay, explain how retarded drivers exist then
>uhh...w-well, retarded drivers have safety features that cyclists don't have
Dumbass.
Anonymous No.5960555
>>5949486
meanwhile his cop car is being stolen
Anonymous No.5960598 >>5961364
>>5959253
Stay on the very fast motorized transport device and aim it away from the large, non-motorized, sub-50mph animal.
Anonymous No.5960604
>>5957714
>Continue punching
Anonymous No.5961217
>>5957574
I love Drive/Nightcall edits
Anonymous No.5961313
>>5957581
Already had a crash where I took my eyes of the road for two seconds, and this guy did for three. (I was looking at a piece of ass)

Lesson learned, you should never, ever ever, take your eyes out of the road for more than a single second. It's enough for something to come, and you won't have the time to react
Anonymous No.5961359
>>5949486
he's fast!
Anonymous No.5961364
>>5960598
This is the way
Anonymous No.5961381
>>5949881
curbs are tricky like that, need a duller angle lady
Anonymous No.5961869
>>5958065
I liked the part in that one cinematic sequence where the camera goes underneath the tank between the treads.
Anonymous No.5962119 >>5964676
>>5949466 (OP)
try that shit in a small town
Anonymous No.5962122 >>5964626
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Anonymous No.5962331
>>5950148
>retard who’s never seen a curb
I guess your people don’t have that technology back in Mogadishu.
Anonymous No.5962334
>>5950224
He's not scared look at how he's holding on, all the weight of everyone is being held in place by his dick.
Anonymous No.5962342
>>5962127
I hope the next great generational writer comes out of China so he can explain their bizarro world to us
Anonymous No.5962470 >>5962513 >>5962624 >>5964186
>>5962166
Natural selection or murder?
Anonymous No.5962513
>>5962470
The opposite of natural selection - a retard fucked up and someone else died from it
Anonymous No.5962624
>>5962470
Worse: Third world OH&S.
Anonymous No.5962626 >>5962751
>>5962160
Why do so many people find it so hard to point a camera at what's happening? Why even bother at that point?
Anonymous No.5962751
>>5962626
Some people prioritize their own experience of the event and stop caring that they had previously been filming.
Anonymous No.5963480 >>5964011 >>5964130
>>5960418
Retard, cyclists expect drivers to obey all the laws of traffic and keep them safe while they themselves need to obey no laws and it's "someone else's fault" if they get critically injured from a minor bump. If ANYONE should be learning every traffic law, it's the people without any protection.
Anonymous No.5964011 >>5964130
>>5963480
>cyclists expect drivers to obey all the laws of traffic
As someone who has actually been on a bike before I can tell you that they expect drivers to do the most illegal and dangerous maneuvers possible at all times.
Your stupid ass rant is also not a counter-argument to the point, if cyclists don't know the road rules because they don't have a drivers license then how are there people with a drivers license that don't know the road rules?
Anonymous No.5964111
>>5949480
Quick thinking. He's gonna live a long life

>>5949486
Out skilled
Anonymous No.5964130 >>5964593
>>5963480
>>5964011
This is mostly a fake distinction anyway. Pretty much everyone who cycles also drives a car. About absolutely true in America, probably majority true in Europe. You can only skip having a driver's license if you NEVER need to drive anywhere; even if your regular commute can be by bicycle, how likely is it that you're able to avoid ever driving in your entire life? Not very. So nearly every cyclist also has a driver's license and a car unless they're a literal child.

Therefore the "driver vs cyclist" "debate" is actually the driver who doesn't cycle vs driver who does cycle debate. It's powered by a misunderstanding on the part of the non-cycler, who doesn't realize the cyclist has an entire life outside of the moments that the non-cycler sees him on his bicycle and perhaps not slowing down at the stop sign as much as the non-cycler would prefer.
Anonymous No.5964186
>>5962470
>>5962166

silent assassin achievement
Anonymous No.5964211 >>5965273 >>5965970
>>5962127
why would someone fill a dumptruck with dirty water? who does that?
Anonymous No.5964303
SexXx
>>5949881
Works on my mtb
Anonymous No.5964593
>>5964130
Completely false. Cyclists never obey the rules of the road.
t. lived in Portland and it was impossible to drive anywhere due to the out of control cyclists
Anonymous No.5964626 >>5964886
>>5962122
Yup that car driver will be servicing prison mikes for years
Anonymous No.5964676 >>5964797
>>5962119
he died by the way
Anonymous No.5964677 >>5964679
>>5957714
>I am sure to win because my speed is superior
Anonymous No.5964679
>>5964677
>Asian elephants can run at 15mph (25km/h)
Most people probably can't even sprint at that speed so I doubt his speed is even superior at all.
Anonymous No.5964797
>>5964676
source
Matt Seaton No.5964863 >>5964883
>>5950148
She tried to ride up onto a curb at too small an angle and it deflected her front wheel instead. If you're gonna go up a steep lip like that, you wanna hit it at as close to 90 as you can or that will happen. What she should have done is swung left and the pulled a sharp right into the sidewalk. Pretty sure that feature is to avoid cyclists weaving on and off the sidewalk like she was trying to do
Tolko No.5964864
>>5949470
Thank God he was wearing his helmet
Anonymous No.5964883 >>5966632
>>5964863
>Pretty sure that feature is to avoid cyclists weaving on and off the sidewalk
kek
Tolko No.5964886 >>5965441
>>5964626
Only of he gets caught. I sure as he'll wouldn't be giving my footage to the cops. Id edit out his plate, delete the original then wait a few months to upload it so the cops couldn't trace the vid back to him. These bikefags deserve to be humbled
Anonymous No.5965273 >>5965970
>>5964211
it has swine in it. he's literally covered in pig shit now LMAO
Anonymous No.5965302
>>5949466 (OP)
>>5949467
>>5949470
>>5949484
>>5949515
The retards at Fail Army stole these videos and told me NO ONE WAS HARMED
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>>5949515
Anonymous No.5965431 >>5965432 >>5965447
>>5957605
he thought the board wouldn't have collapsed and he would have just rode right on.
he would have if the boards weren't 1/4" mdf lol
Anonymous No.5965432 >>5965436
>>5965431
The board didn't collapse. His shitty bike did. And he did. Because the drop was too high.
Anonymous No.5965436
>>5965432
watch it again.
the front tire, rim and fork went right through the board, when the tail flips around it gets stopped because all that shit that just went through the board is holding it.
you can see the handlebars still straight.
Anonymous No.5965439
>>5957579
Anonymous No.5965441 >>5965450 >>5966631
>>5964886
you're gonna be cupping balls with that driver in prison for obstructing justice, tampering with evidence and maybe even misprision of a felony
Anonymous No.5965447
>>5965431
It's osb it has the blue color edge
Anonymous No.5965448 >>5965503
>>5950156 what motorbike is it?
Anonymous No.5965450 >>5966175
>>5965441
you may have taught me a fancy new word but you're still a bootlicker. I bet the cops would think it was funny, and if it was months later and no crime was reported then they don't have to do any extra work.
Anonymous No.5965503
>>5965448
Don't know the exact model, but judging by the wing on the tank it might be a Honda of some sort.
Anonymous No.5965970 >>5966177
>>5964211
Dirt gets wet when it rains, shocking truth, but the construction guys still need to move it off site.
>>5965273
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.5966175
>>5965450
Get job and take a shower.
Anonymous No.5966177
>>5965970
Yeah retard, If only there was a gate-like apparatus on the back of the bed.
Tolko No.5966631 >>5966786
>>5965441
"What? I didn't know My dashcam automatically overwrites old footage with new footage. Sorry the original file got overwritten. Oopsie"
Tolko No.5966632
>>5964883
It worked tho XD
Anonymous No.5966654
>>5965394
i remember seeing that one on jewtube way back when. bit more to it than just that grainy pos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbpv5TIVKg8
Anonymous No.5966786
>>5966631
>Sorry the original file got overwritten
Nta but moot point since we're literally watching it ITT.