Thread 5950503

>>5950504
>beep

>>5950505
to be fair that doesn't seem so bad. not sure about that 'za but if you like deep dish then whatever

>>5950505
>nooo I'm too busy to cook that's why I have to feed my kids nothing but candy and microwaved slop
Based granny utterly destroying this trashy mindset, leaving no legitimate excuse.

>>5950503 (OP)
>every Michelin star chef I've ever
watched
>keep your chicken cold until its time to cook
darkies are such walking meme material

>>5950503 (OP)
The chicken being washed in dishsoap infuriates me to such an extent
I dont mind one bit about the spices being used, they likely taste great, but washing the chicken....fucking monkeys

>>5950627
white people really be out there making fun of Blacks and indians got some fucking nerve calling ANYONE dirty when they dont even wash theyre chicken
lady in the first video is 100 % right, you never seen the nasty ass slime shit that comes off your chicken?
not to mention the parasites and e-cola bacterias and shit

you crackers are absolutely crazy man, how dare you call anyone a motherfucking monkey when you havent invented cleaning your food yet, you EAT that shit man

>>5950648
Damn, black spotted. Wheres the kkk when you need them?

>>5950504
>shows perfectly fine chicken with no feather bits
>"because the butcher did not do a good job if it's still got feathers"

>>5950648
you ignored the component where he mentioned dish soap so you could have this strawman meltdown. if you want to rinse your factory chicken, everyone understands that. covering your raw ingredients in dish detergent is strange.

>>5950661
it doesnt matter if its dish soap or hand soap or chlorine or whatever as long as its a cleaning chemacal that kills the bacterias, you rinse it off after anyway and baking the chicken kills the soap taste so it doesnt matter what soap u get

>>5950672
Fucking retarded cunt trying to defend the use of dishwasher soap to clean chicken
I dont have a problem with any of the spices, I have a problem with that retarded practice of washing your chicken with soap

>>5950661
I'm not american
How do you clean up factory packed chicken?

>>5950697
yeah okay then youd be the first white faggot to not have an issue with spices i seen your fucking bland ass ""food""
not gonna take your shitty gay ass opinion on food sanatation since you got the cullinairy taste of a fucking rabbit just eating plain tasteless shit straight out the can

>>5950704
Kek
I'm not white
I eat more spicy food than you think, and yes, I'll still mock your black ass for washing your chicken with dishsoap till you have the decency to prep your chicken like a human being, not an illiterate baboon

>>5950661
>falling for obvious bait
retard

>>5950672
dish soap is a concoction of shit that is not necessarily food safe. get dr brauner or something simple enough that you know nothing else is happening.

>>5950700
anon i use my hands and water but you can use alcohol or chlorine or something that you're comfortable with washing off or potentially consuming. also why is the American part relevant? (suck me off)

>>5950712
you're gay and retarded young niga

>>5950704
I'm the white person. multiple people are arguing your stance. special herbs in my fields.

>>5950856
Asked cause ive never had factory packed chicken in my life
And pushing everything through a conveyor belt in a factory seems way too american though I'd presume its the norm in the eurozone too
Just wanted to know

>>5950672
cooking meat at the proper temperature kills bacteria and parasites. I thought this was basic physics but apparently retards like you exist.

>>5950876
do you use soap to clean your toilet or do you only use hot water "because heat kills bacterias" ?
think about this a little, maybe more than 10 seconds if you can handle it

>>5950627
I wonder how often black kids have diarrhea because of monkey behavior like washing chicken with dish soap

>>5950890
The only reason we don't do that is cleaning with boiling water is too difficult. You know surgical instruments are sterilized with steam right? Heat is literally the best disinfectant.

>>5950891
Its either that or grape soda bought with ebt stickers
Doubt it'll be any different

nice bait thread

>>5950885
>starts naming off powdered seasonings
I think another anon was right
blacks have underdeveloped taste buds which is why they season shit to hell and back

>>5950925
"""bait"""
no, just showing them for what they really are
which they hate

>>5950903
But garlic and onion are better fresh
What is wrong with niggers

>>5950884
>waa-ee-na

>>5950881
>Hungary
>expensive
what???

>>5950672
>chemacal
>bacterias

>>5950884
>if you love museums and architect

>>5950903
I mean, if you ever tell a blackie to 'feel free' or 'be comfortable' you deserve what comes next. There's a reason we used to whip them for talking to us

>>5950648
Do you wash bread before you eat it? If not why?

>>5950672
I use urine because it's natural and has ammonia. Old trick from the slave days. Wyppo simply wouldn't understand

>>5950903
that revolting lip smacking sound fuckin hell
and the sheboon chucks some of the crap on her shoulder

Why are they like this? They never seem happy.

>>5950881
>France
>Italians don't want you there.

Are these a running gag or do blacks actually wash their chicken with soap/bleach?

>>5951672
When your at the tail end of generations eating what they can find, a bit of detergent on mystery meat sounds like a good idea.

>>5951626
American Blacks are always offended, never embarrassed. When they're wrong - and they usually are - they're arrogant and loud about it.

>>5950648
>you never seen the nasty ass slime shit that comes off your chicken?
No, I buy fresh chicken.

>>5950649
>>5950661
>>5951518
>>5952356
Why are you stupid fucking newfag zoomers replying to such obvious bait?

>>5950505
does anyone has one of those books? really curious about them

>>5950881
>top3 vacation countries

>>5950505
>all that highly processed slop
No wonder she's fat

>>5952365
you're such a fag dude holy shit lmao
chill out and have some fun sometime
you definitely have not been reading this board as long as any other poster
you are a tourist and you're gay with your meme images and rtard 4ch buzzwords
bait or not, we're both joking and making interesting discussion
your mind is so competitively twisted by 4ch that you actually think it is a problem to make banter

>>5952623
>Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded
Also not be like one of those people who constantly try to claim seniority and are total faggots about it but Iv been on this board on and off since it first started.

>>5951448
she sounds like the architect is gonna love her

>>5950876
>basic physics
Actually, it's biochemistry, and ironically, it's anything but basic.
The principle behind it is protein denaturation, which really begins occurring around 140F. But the length and temperature to which we cook foods depends heavily on both the type and depth to which bacteria lives in the meat.
Chicken is more prone to salmonella throughout the meat for instance, which is why you need to cook it higher than steak. But you can get away with going sub-165 by simply cooking it longer with sous vide.

>>5950885
There's something majorly wrong with Nogs.

>>5952628
>>Hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded
I never said this. no user posted this. i wasn't pretending to be retarded. i wasn't acting retarded. i made a simple post to another user about a common concept in cooking. you just made this up so you can have another strawman. if you really have been on this board since it started, you should be old enough not to do this dick-measuring shit. we are reading your posts, anon. considering your response time, i bet you've got tabs of 4ch open and you love the f5 button.

>>5950505
>>5950531
>>5950542
>>5952367
... It's literally just a casserole cookbook.

Step 1: Buy dried/canned
Step 2: Dump it in a deep dish
Step 3: Heat it
Step 4: Scoop it out and serve it.

That's the whole idea behind casseroles.
All she's doing is advertising it to people who are too dumb to realize this is how their grandma normally cooks.

>>5952657
You said you were both joking and what you were posting was retarded so excuse me for assuming your idea of a joke is pretending to be retarded.
>not to do this dick measuring shit
You are the one that started banging on about how iv not been reading this board as long as any other poster. All I did was correct you and point out that I have been here for a while. I dont think the fact iv wasted so much of my life on this stupid website makes me better than anyone else thats something you are projecting just because I called people newfags for acting like newfags and replying to obvious bait.

>>5952666
>You said you were both joking and what you were posting was retarded
didn't happen
>started banging on about how iv not been reading this board
didn't happen
herbs in all fields, i am done talking to you. good luck anon.

>>5952671
Are u dense?
>didnt happen
See
>>5952623
>both joking
And
>not been reading this board as long
Both happened
>herbs in all feilds
this isnt my thread retard

Genuine question here. Why is raw meat not considered "gore"? Especially when it's being cut with a utensils? Now I'm not trying to be an edgy asshole I'm more curious what the human brain logic here is. Why is cutting meat and grilling a stake okay but being a butcher like "wrong"? I don't get it.

>>5952673
>and what you were posting was retarded
deliberately lying now. just straight out deluding your own self. hahahaha
>started banging on
didn't happen
>this isnt my thread retard
you seem to care about it a loooot~~

>>5952714
because it's food and the intention is not to disgust nor to promote harm. there's a difference between a video of a dead animal or a person murdering an animal and a video of an animal preying upon another.

>>5951518
Erm achually you're supposed to always heat bread to remove bacteria and never eat processed pre cut pre baked bread raw because it's like dirty and stuff.

>>5950881
>france
>creepy men
kek everytime

>>5952714
The big gradient is "How much does your meat look like the original animal?"
Once you pluck the feathers and remove the head and the talons, a chicken stops looking like a chicken, and it looks less and less like that the more you process it. Which is why a lot of people get freaked out when you serve them actual heads or feet to eat. Skulls are a perfect example, they are creepier than the other bones because you can recognize it more easily.

>>5952716
I thought you were done. Fuck off retard, there is no point lying when its all written down.
>you seem to care about it loooot
Im simply responding to your shit flinging fit because its directed at me

Cardo...

exhausting...

>>5952884
They're just so exhausting to be around...

>>5952740
you suck so bad lmao
remember, i am not the one that came in here flinging shit.

>>5953484
If u say so sweetie <3

>>5952776
is it giving what it needs to give?

>>5953484
not that anon but kill yourself for being such a faggot. and here i thought summer was over

>>5952776
is it giving what it needs to give?

>>5953715
Hmmmmmmm... Mmmhmmmmmmm!! You want sum?

>>5950932
Its not underdeveloped, over saturated, you get used to salt very quickly and need more to taste it, same with sugar

>>5953874
labubu pancakes

>>5950881

God, am I proud to be Hungarian rn

>>5952664
yeah i - >>5950531 - get it. i make my own simple stuff like this if in a rush. i don't do takeaways (death to foreigners). i just like how the vid shows the retards (as you typed) that it's piss easy to cook something that's actually reasonably good for you, quickly.

lazy cunts fucking around with microwaves is such a shame because it nukes all nutrition out of the food so you'll feel satiated for a little bit but then you'll need more. vicious cycle. also malnourishment can/will make you a fat cunt (seems counterintuitive i know).
fuck microwaves, never used one.

>>5952367
Here's her dump cakes book.

https://mega.nz/file/kUxCjI4L#eehsTlC7K-sCvYF-454lnjggslSvgY8FWFTbQqugMKU

>>5950503 (OP)
That makes no fucking sense. Forget the bleach and soap, that's obviously retarded. Why is she mixing flour and cornmeal and spices with hot sauce? That's just going to make a sludge. Like a thick batter. That's the marinade? That's like no recipe I've ever seen ever. That should not be. A bunch of powders and then a tiny bit of liquid and the "clean" chicken.

Fucking insane. No wonder you don't see it getting cooked.

>>5950504
I need someone to tell her how fucking backwards and retarded she is. And also how to change that battery on her smoke detector. That could kill someone.

>>5950885
So I imagine everything they make at home being inedibly salty and sweet. They can't make it too spicy, but seasoning salt is mostly salt. And restaurant food is already accused of being too salty, so if it seems bland to them I can't imagine how "flavorful" their concoctions are.

>>5953779
This is fucking genius. They had me going the first time I watched it.

>>5953715
>>5953874
Ricardo is probably bald, they sweep up the pubes they shave of other negros heads and glue them to bald negros heads that perfect square line is a massive indicator

>>5950648
people fall for anything now huh?

>>5953715
>>5953717
ar ethey fags?

>>5955543
Nope

>>5954834
thax

>>5955543
no but I am

>>5955507
do i at least get to keep the Poké Ball?

>>5950903
Eating with hands with those colorful dirt collectors at her finger ends is gross and nasty. There's a reason why Africa still has diseases which are extinct in white countries

>>5950885
I've never been to italy so I cant say I've had "authentic italian pasta", but dont they put the pasta in the pan with the sauce and mix them together and cook them a bit together? This looks like they just put the sauce on top of the pasta afterwards

>>5950890
When you wash the chicken the bacteria spreads all over your kitchen. Also by that logic, do you also wash beef and pork and minced meat?

>>5950885
>seasonin'
and both are obese
These people probably drink juice with added sugar cubes

>>5950881
>>5950884
>>5950882
>I don't like it
>it's bland
>it's boring
Good. Raust.

>>5953779
I got got.

>>5952714
>but being a butcher like "wrong"
Who said that?
To answer anyway though modern packaging and such has disconnected people from the source of their food.
When it's all neat and skinned and pre-packaged people can put out of their minds that their meat came from an animal.
The closer you get to the reality the more it can make some people uncomfortable.

>>5954924
it's a joke dub moron

>>5956458
Wrong.

>>5953715
Zesty lil negroes aren't they

>>5950504
>beep

>>5950505
You'll be dumping alright

>>5956847
literally us

>>5950884
this is a psyop for sure

Post food.

>>5950503 (OP)
Do they actually do this? I thought it was just a chud invention?

>>5955543
No way to tell.

>>5958471
>Do they actually do this? I thought it was just a chud invention?

YES.

Bros I'm gonna have blacks as upstairs neighbors

>>5955543
Nah just two bros

https://www.instagram.com/valeryaltamar001/
https://www.instagram.com/kellyapraez26/

>>5958130
who's gunna eat all that chicken

>>5958895
It's going to take a real effort.

>>5958147
Nice....

>>5958693
>makes a bomb

If only... there was a way to open it and then find a way to heat it up without causing a pressure explosing?

>>5956847
>nigger couldn't even clean the guck off his mouth.
If you get food on your face like this when you eat kill yourself.
>>5958147
What the fuck is a place I would actually like to try doing in a 2025 /ck/ thread???

>>5958694
Revolting

>>5958693
It looks like it burned the melanin off his forehead, I didn't know that could happen

>>5959020
The life lesson has increased his whiteness by a small amount.

>>5958694
A shame she didn't mess up and touch the scalding pan to her ass. Would've been the proper outcome for creating such a revolting scene.

>>5953779
Why does the video quality of this skit get worse with every repost?

>>5958679
lucky

>>5958679
Noice.

>>5950881
Normal countries should outlaw fucking niggers

>>5950885
In case any of you were curious, the point of this video is that 2 Italians and 2 Blacks blind-taste each other's spaghetti. The black woman fried the spaghetti noodles and formed a cube out of the spaghetti to make a "spaghetti/lasagna hybrid", and the dude LITERALLY put cut up chunks of fried chicken on top.

>>5959007
All of the stupid nogs on this thread and you chose to comment on the only one who is doing stupid shit intentionally as a parody?

>>5950504
>scrub like you scrub yo ass
but I'm european lady, why did you wipe it more than once or twice and used water?

>>5950884
>just 3 black people in vienna
I fucking wish

>>5955507
>add random caption
>people believe it

>>5950885
you heard it here first folx. Italians are officially white

>>5958147
Hope Richie lives a happy life. I work in tech and I wish to god I only had to remember 6 table names, and they didn't change for 38 years.

amerifatties manage to turn even a food thread into some racebait shit. you guys are so fucking annoying.

>>5960161
GoodTimeWasHadByAll.webm

>>5958694
Thanks, chef.

>>5959007
>What the fuck is a place I would actually like to try doing in a 2025 /ck/ thread???
Food threads became ragebait threads ages ago, but sometimes appetizing stuff is posted.

>>5960161
I would tip these guys 100% of the cost.

>>5950505
How the fuck would you eat those retarded looking tacos

>>5950504
The beep LOL it has to be a purposeful joke at this point

>>5960436
Not a joke.

>>5960117
>the gross food on his face from a previous bite is parody
Nah he's a gross fuck. Their shit isn't funny anyway.

>>5952426
She's fat cause she can cook a good meal unlike you apparently. Don't diss our grandmas anon. You ain't lived till you've had some old grandmother like this's cooking. it's too bad boomers can't cook worth a darn. These old ladies were all Silent Gen and Greatest Gen who could cook these great meals. All boomer women know how to do is sit in front of a screen and spend money.

>>5960521
Are you cardo? Ayylmao

>>5955543
they talk about their girlfriends in other videos

>>5958895
These type of food in middle east is made at parties or large family gatherings. So its definitely going to be consumed

>>5960424
Fight the power!

>>5954100
Microwaves are only really good for heating stuff up that was already cooked or warming drinks that have gone cold or you want hotter.

>>5958895
For the gaza kids

>>5958147
Do not stand near this man during an earthquake

>>5950885
Kek, incredible.

>>5950503 (OP)
Do they never wonder why there's no such thing as chicken soap, and they have to use dishwashing soap instead?

>>5950881
Why don't Italians want niggers in Paris? And who's Kayne?

>>5950882
>>5950881
Don't blacks have taste buds? Or do they just insult white people's food out of spite?

>>5950884
Vah inna?

>>5950885
>Ain't no Lawry's
Lawry's is just flavored salt

>>5950903
>can't taste the food with a fork
The flavour is coming from her hands

>>5958147
this is autism

>>5962168
It is, but he seems happy and it's a job he can definitely work

>>5958694
there was a dude version of this somewhere

>>5962147
Niggers are not known for their ability to appreciate fine distinctions.

>>5958130
i can't tell if this is real or ai generated

>>5953716
>>5953717
closest thing to art ive seen in years

>>5960424
The way he moves says he knows every recipe by heart. Doesn't really even need to think about what he's doing. I'd love to eat his food for every meal.

>>5962627
lol

>>5962618
It's real. Omani Chiken Park.

>>5958895
A whole chicken is only about 1800 calories if its big, so if you've got a large crowd of muslims they'll probably tear through that pretty quickly.

>>5950503 (OP)
>>5950504
>>5950509
>>5950882
>>5950885
What did the seasoning police mean by this? Something simple can make a food's flavours pop, like salt and vinegar.

>>5962467
I almost feel sorry for Tay'quan, but I refuse to feel sympathy for people who constantly film themselves, especially shirtless.

>>5963223
>making dinner
>only meat they have is chicken
>tayquan is to fucking retarded to do literally anything
naah fuck tayquan how the fuck do you fuck up that bad soap is literally poisonous. i understand her anger. what was she supposed to say? oh well that doesnt matter honey we will just eat plain rice or whatever the fuck

>>5963253
>naah fuck tayquan how the fuck do you fuck up that bad soap is literally poisonous.
A lotta people know that chicken is bad when it's raw and get overzealous if they don't understand that cooking is what sterilizes it.
It's an easy thing to correct as long as you just explain it to them. It's ignorant as fuck, but easy to learn if someone tells you.

>i understand her anger. what was she supposed to say?
Don't explode for one thing. That doesn't solve anything unless the person is actually trying to fuck with you.

>>5962140
Black people drown their food in seasoning to mask the fact that they can't actually cook. This results in their taste buds being completely shot so they can only taste food if it's caked in a layer of Lowry's seasoning.

>>5963285
>That doesn't solve anything
nothing is going to solve the no meat left situation i think her anger is very justified. she was also the one that did all the other cooking, probably didnt just take her five minutes.

>>5963285
>hey can you add some oil to the pan?
>proceeds to pour in liqui moly 5w-30
there are limits to how dumb people can be before people get angry taqyuan is literally special needs level retarded, you dont wash chicken with soap.

>>5963289
>>5963293
On one hand, yes Tayquan went full retard, but on the other, when you're teaching someone to do something they've never done before, you should always assume that they're retarded because something that's obvious to you may not be obvious to them.

>>5962136
We don't like 'em, simple as

>>5955543
Just two homies who kiss each other goodnight

>>5963299
Dude looks he's in his early 20s, he should have known better or asked if he wasn't sure. Also they're both retarded cause you don't need to wash chicken at all in the United States. We don't buy are chicken in open air markets where sand or other shit could get into it.

>>5963414
>We don't buy are chicken
*We don't buy our chicken

>>5950504
but what if you are supposed to wash your chicken? Why would they be wrong about this? JFK needs to issue a national public awareness campaign.

>>5963289
>>5963293
You're not getting it.
Yelling isn't going to fix the problem of the chicken being ruined.
What it *is* going to do is kill Tayquan's interest in cooking altogether. Dude was genuinely enthusiastic and excited about helping, there's no way in hell he's ever gonna step in the kitchen again.

Tayquan's real mistake is that he didn't immediately apologize and offer to go buy more.

>>5963414
>he should have known better or asked if he wasn't sure
I'm gonna give him benefit of the doubt, "wash" means "with soap" in 90% of cases. If anything, he's probably never run into a case where someone got mad at him for using soap before so he wouldn't have even known to ask that.

>>5963414
>>5963438
>>5963455
>>5963471
My understanding is that to "wash" a piece of meat is generally a French term indicating that you should dredge it through milk before the next step, typically dredging it in egg or breadcrumbs.

>>5963455
im sorry but tayquan doesnt have the IQ to cook anything, but if he attemps to do it again im sure he will remember not to wash chicken with soap. we could go on with even washing the chicken and that they both are retarded but using SOAP to wash any food is so fucking retarded even laquisha from tha hood is mindblown. i get what you are saying, i would never shout and scream over a mistake, and i would always ensure to tell how to ensure a good sear, or basic shit like dont cut the salad on the chopping board we just worked with chicken on. another thing i thought about, from the very limited experience i have with having a gf i prefer a woman that gets just tells me if im being retarded, then its over with. instead of her holding some sort of grudge, even subconsiously. anyways thank for reading my blog im drunk and just got home from a long shift so my head is a bit funny

>>5963545
>anyways thank for reading my blog im drunk and just got home from a long shift so my head is a bit funny
It's okay, anon, I can tell.
Go get some sleep.

>>5963528
irl kek webum goes hard as well i like it found the song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO_3ifbeHIY&ab_channel=MusicasparaAlegraroDia-Topic

>>5963555
thanks man im gonna pass out in a second

>>5963568
Same.

>>5958693
Simpsons did it first

>>5958994
He was obviously doing it for the views

>>5962467
why do i want to fuck her

>>5963528
I wanna murder the camera guy.

>>5950648
Nigger are too stupid to understand what cooking food does to it

>>5960424
>>5962993
>drowns everything in egg yolk, fat, or onions sauce

Truly a master.

>>5952365
assume it's the same Anon replying to himself and it makes more sense.

>>5960156
That's all of these threads and posts basically

>>5960198
>Americhads are the only racists left in the world
Based.

>>5963946
Anon is EXTREMELY salty.
I'm sorry Japan wrecked your third world shithole of an island during WW2.

>>5964013
>EXTREMELY salty

That's the thing, that Japanese """chef""" drowns everything in fat and salt.

this guy is the goat

>>5963769
Because she´s got a fat ass

>>5964021
I'm confused, no gloves! Isn't this indian tier?

>>5964182
>no gloves
Gloves doesn't make it any more hygienic. I prefer a chef that washes his hands rather than keeping the same pair of gloves for the entire shift.

>>5963179
nigga openin' the forbidden darkness cheese

>>5964021
Nah other anon is right. This dude is touching the food and liquids all the time, he does meaningless fancy showboating and he sweats like a pig flapping his hair all around. Get that shit away from me

>>5964193
That makes sense

>>5963946
Sounds tasty to me.

>>5960198
I hope you enjoy your integration into the third world. Racism is the only hope to stop it.

>>5964182
The problem with touching food is more about when you touch it.
If it's touched before you cook it, it's fine. If you're touching it after, that's contamination.
Jeets fuck up by touching it every step of the way, which defeats the whole purpose of cooking it.

>>5955543
No they beat up gay guys on the weekendz

>>5953716
based nigger. Sometimes they're cool

>>5961098
Wtf he was almost there and then he went nuts just push the tabs back and the carton will open

>>5964182
retard

>>5950881
>Hungary
>expensive
srsly???

>>5964027
Wtf is that raw pork? Also why's he using a fucking blowtorch?

>>5963471
Given this dudes intellect, I doubt he even uses soap to wash his hands after taking a shit

>>5950980
This has to be satire.

>>5964596
That's what I'm saying though.
Dude's applying the knowledge he already has from basic hygiene;
washing with soap is sanitary.
That's not a problem with intellect, it's a problem with knowledge. The reasoning's sound if you don't know that you can't wash soap out of chicken.

>>5953874
Did this nigga say "Dunbai"?

>>5960198
If you drove our roads, participated in society and saw what's happening here, you'd be outraged, too.

>>5964707
I said his basic hygiene does NOT involve soap.

>>5963179
>Uhhh, do you have any cheddar? Mild please.

>>5963528
Rather have a stack of buttermilk pancakes with lots of butter and fake maple syrup.

>>5964867
And I'm saying that you're the one with questionable intellect, his problem is he's ignorant.

>>5964202
>Aesthetic-denier attempts to explain his monochrome autism world
Thanks anon

>>5964595
>Omg is that ingredient raw!? They don't get precooked proteins!? Wtf is he using flames as a heat source, what!!!?

>>5964840
A man conceptualized and made this reality.

>>5964877
It's still raw after cooking dipshit

>>5964875
Nah you and him both are retarded.

>>5950881
there's still hope for europe

>>5953715
disgusting

>>5958693
Couple more of those and he'll pass as white

>>5950546
>no GARLIC POWDA, no UHNION
My verdict still stands: Bedroom DJ is based, the white chick is fake and obnoxious.

>>5964950
>>5950885
wrong post

>>5963528
Yes it's called an egg wash which may contain milk. The dredging is flour or breadcrumbs and spices.

>>5958130
Amusement park for chickens

>>5964928
You're too retarded to even understand what retarded is.
You're smart enough to get that he fucked up but too stupid to understand how.

>>5964840
>side of herpes please

>>5955543
No they're just cool guys who get along and like to hang out!

>>5965099
Isnt like 80% of humans have some kind of herpes?

>>5963286
Africans didn't really have spices before white people turned up so they don't have the palate for it. It's still a novelty to them.
Also, when they were brought to America, slaves were fed food that was extra salty and fatty in order to give them lots of energy for work. Now after generations of eating like that it's become bred into them to douse everything.
>>5963455
>What it *is* going to do is kill Tayquan's interest in cooking altogether
Even though you're right that she overreacted, would it really be the worst thing for Tayquan to not want to cook ever again? The dude is a black hole for IQ.
I'd say restricting his access to people's food is probably for the best, just for safety reasons alone.

>>5965120
>would it really be the worst thing for Tayquan to not want to cook ever again? The dude is a black hole for IQ.
Even retards should learn how to cook, it's a basic life skill and it's shameful he got that old without doing it before.

>>5960198
>Enter a thread where the first dozen webms are all stupid nigger TikToks
>Why is there race bait here?!
lmao what were you expecting, retard? Holy fuck

>>5965102
Is that pure fat?

>>5965116
No it's actually 130%

>>5950648
Bait used to be less obvious

>>5963293
It's actually incredibly common among blacks to wash chicken with soap and even bleach

>>5958471
I had to sit down with one of my kitchen staff when I discovered she was washing all the veggies with bleach. she was astounded that I was upset

>>5963455
>>You're not getting it.
>phone posting and femine displeasure most likely expressed by a male
>>What it *is*
>discord/reddit emphasis
>>Dude was genuinely enthusiastic and excited about helping ...
>high estrogen "le niggerino didn't know any better so better speak about it like it's a child" shtick to make up for nigger retardation
>>Tayquan's real mistake is that he didn't immediately apologize ...
>child like mentality of just apologize when you're clearly being a retard past what anyone could reasonably account for
>>... and offer to go buy more.
>assuming niggers have money
>assuming niggers bought the original chicken
>assuming that wasn't tax payer funded chicken
kill yourself

>>5965613
Your post is a fucking eyesore.
Get a life

>>5965613
>>discord/reddit emphasis
Got me to reply, might actually be some retards opinion, 8/10

>>5965549
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you're not eating at that place

>>5964961
Exactly that. I confused it with a method I use for things like catfish, soak meat in buttermilk or kefir for a 1-12 hours to get rid of muddy flavor.

>>5965101
I couldn't choose just one, they all look delicious.
>>5965102
Speaking of delicious, I can't even

>>5963953
Thatd explain why he got so upset i when I called his shitty bait obvious. Imagine going to all that effort and the only (you) is someone pointing out people shouldnt reply to the post it took his sub 60iq brain hours to cook up.

>>5963946
Currynigger detected
>>5963528
The camerawork makes me angry

>>5964182
No, because the problem with jeets is that they do not wash and they're constantly touching the food during and after the cooking process. A bit of dead skin is one thing, it's virtually unavoidable. Literal shit and dirt because your country has zero preparation standards is another thing entirely. Also, it's not slop mixed with a gorillion spices that they can't even bother to bloom.

>>5964414
>>5966035
Thanks for clearing that up ferns

>>5965538
My sides are in orbit.

>>5953715
Would.
Both.
Then let them do me.

>>5965538
Me after just one thrust

>>5966104
>>5966102
You okay, anon?

>>5966106
>>5966100
>>5966096
Go away.

>>5950885
>black spaghetti
they should be using rasta pasta which is actually good but maybe jamaicans are better cooks than black americans

>>5966096
What's the yellow goo? Doesn't look half bad.

>>5966152
fufu with palm oil probably

>>5966166
The fuck did you just call me?

>>5964021
all that flair and show off moves. this is what having full nest of hair does to a middle aged man.

>>5966187
Did you just admit to being bald? Eww

>>5966170
fufu

>>5966196
I'll show you my fufu if you're not careful.

>>5966202
What an awful fucking language

>>5950503 (OP)
>>5950504
>>5950509

>>5966203
fufu
u f
f u
ufuf

>>5966203
fufu
u
f
u

>>5950885
>no hint of seasonin'
>can literally see the seasoning

>>5956003
depends on the recipe and personal taste. my grandpa liked the sauce on top for example

>>5964414
>>5966035
i remember going to get kebab at a jeet place and the fucker wouldn't stop putting his hands into the meat. dude picked up a spoon to put it on the plate while moving it around by hand and there was no need for it
i told him i did not want it because he kept putting his hands in it and he looked at me like he genuinely did not understand what the problem was
ithey aren't merely unsanitary, they go out of their way to be as filthy as possible

>>5966202
I take solace in knowing this creature probably got mugged later that day

>>5965538
Did they fight after this?

>>5966375
yeah they had a sword fight

>>5955543
Nah bro, what made u think that anyway?

>>5965161
Seems that camel hump is indeed almost pure fat. I wonder how close it is to being like butter.

>>5966106
She wishes she could be white.

Chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-3elr_KUwA

>>5966420
>Chicken oysters
Aw yeah, nigga knows what's good.
Handing that piece out to people after I've smoked a chicken is my highest form of affection.

>>5966265
this guy was convicted of child sexual assault

>RIPPING hot pan that close to her ass
>twerks

This is why free healthcare is a scam.

>>5963455
>Yelling isn't going to fix the problem of the chicken being ruined.
The chicken isn't actually ruined. As dumb as it is to wash chicken with dish soap, you can just rinse the soap off and cook it like normal. Its not like he's marinated the chicken in soap over night and its infused into the meat and skin. Nor is chicken particularly flavor dependent on whatever he's managed to clean off the chicken.

>>5966529
Yeah but how are you gonna explain that to someone who's yelling?

>>5966543
Assuming I wasn't the retard who just washed the chicken I'd just wait until she's no longer anger and explain how the guy is a moron as a show of support and then tell her soap isn't dangerous so you can just rinse it off so even though he isn't dumb he at least hasn't ruined dinner. Like, do you have any social skills at all or do you think when people start yelling they're somehow locked in a permanent state of tilt or something? People calm down out of anger fairly quickly and that's when you actually have a conversation with them.

>>5966549
>Like, do you have any social skills at all or do you think when people start yelling they're somehow locked in a permanent state of tilt or something?
I can tell you have never spent any amount of time interacting with women, blacks, or God forbid, black women.

>>5966552
Yeah you run off and hide somewhere you little child. Can't ever be around someone whose done anything as crazy as getting angry. Quickly, block them on all socials and avoid ever contacting ever again. After all, you've just witnessed an adult having a verbal argument about something, a true sign that they've lose all control over their sense and can't ever be trusted.

>>5966558
>After all, you've just witnessed an adult having a verbal argument about something, a true sign that they've lose all control over their sense and can't ever be trusted.
Yeah, pretty much.
That's the great part about being an adult, you can actually choose who you associate with.

>>5966561
The fact that you post on 4chan of all places is hilarious.

>>5966569
I don't even consider you human, honestly. You're just an inconsequential jumble of words that I can engage at my own discretion. Browsing this place with any other mental is a mistake.

>>5966485
pretty sure he was not convicted

>>5966574
Sounds like you dissociate as a coping mechanism to avoid having to think about what's going on around you, why and how to deal with it. Both IRL and online.

>>5966202
>chatgpt told me to put yogurt in the rice
This creature deserves everything that's happening to xem

>>5966593
>dissociate
First off, you're anonymous, separating your thoughts from your identity is inherent to posting here. That's literally the concept.
Secondly, I have no clue why you think shoving and yelling is normal for an argument. But you should really get some self respect and quit associating with people who look for problems instead of finding solutions.

>>5966696
>I have no clue why you think shoving and yelling is normal for an argument.
We've already established that you run and hide because of loud noises so obviously the the idea that someone doesn't is confusing to you.

>>5966698
>the idea that someone doesn't is confusing to you.
You're damn right I'm confused, you clearly know fuck all about de-escalation if you think talking like this is gonna calm down shaniqua.

>>5966707
Is we talking to shaniqua right now? damn girl i did dun no dat. ma bad. for real real. so hows trayvon rait now?

>>5966588
he did pay out to his accusers in large settlements
dude was a pedo

>>5966802
he was funny, though

>>5965116
Thats what sluts want whole world to think.

>>5966096
That guy gets raped every night by that she hog

>>5966106
Her cousins in africa are still cooking food without utensils. They cook their food in sand

>>5950504
Shes jerkin that thing off

>>5950504
realistically speaking, that shit might help remove microplastics off the skin

>>5950505
i like to think most white people think this is cooking

>>5966992
shes contaminating that chicken even more with tap water