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Anonymous No.5950813 [Report] >>5950836
/asmr/
old >>5879769
Anonymous No.5950836 [Report]
>>5950813 (OP)
Anonymous No.5950849 [Report]
Anonymous No.5950880 [Report] >>5968065
Anonymous No.5950883 [Report] >>5951021 >>5957035 >>5963863
i had saved a good chunk of old asmr videos but lost them when my drive failed
Anonymous No.5951021 [Report] >>5951242 >>5986292
>>5950883
>not having redundant disks
skill issue
Anonymous No.5951029 [Report]
>>5950727
just saw this reply from the old thread.

so I never ask for anything rude etc, no body parts or anything lol, I literally just describe what's going on in my life, and have them talk about stuff and tell me what I wanna hear, it's just for my anxiety cause I work a high stress job in STEM and I like having it as background noise. However a few times if the girl is really cute i have bought them clothes and asked them to do try on haul videos for me. if they're REALLY cute that is. cringe i know
Anonymous No.5951242 [Report] >>5956325
>>5951021
it was a magnetic drive and they're supposed to last years
Anonymous No.5952319 [Report] >>5953154 >>5953777 >>5953849 >>5964215 >>5980486 >>5981302
remember to download all of your favorite creator's videos before their channel is nuked and you have to scrape for bilibili reuploads
Anonymous No.5952663 [Report]
jojo sucks now
it's over produced, he keeps doing collabs, there's no soul
ruined channel
Anonymous No.5953154 [Report] >>5954246
>>5952319
sauce?
Anonymous No.5953315 [Report] >>5953316
Anonymous No.5953316 [Report]
>>5953315
Anonymous No.5953777 [Report]
>>5952319
Amen to that. I learned my lesson the hardest way.
Anonymous No.5953849 [Report] >>5954246
>>5952319
fuck, so it did get nuked... was searching for this video the other day and couldn't find it anymore. what was her name and where can you find her stuff now?
Anonymous No.5954246 [Report] >>5982982
>>5953154
>>5953849
Ppippi, her patreon is still up but i don't really fancy paying 10 bucks per video
here's the source for the webm: gofile io/d/dz86c7
Anonymous No.5954517 [Report] >>5955942
Anonymous No.5954539 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/@SiJingASMR

Pretty good new ASMR channel I've been seeing in my recommended recently.
Anonymous No.5955942 [Report] >>5956330
>>5954517
>Video ends before he finishes making the cigar
Supremely unsatisfying.
Anonymous No.5956325 [Report] >>5957034
>>5951242
all storage can fail without warning
also magnetic drives have U-curve of failure rates, they usually either fail after after years OR very early on (but keyword usually, all storage can always fail without warning, no exceptions)
Anonymous No.5956330 [Report]
>>5955942
Sorry anon, the full video for that is only 5 minutes, but i found that minute in the post to have the most satisfying sound. I guess i could've maybe made a 2nd post with the finished product but nope, can't be bothered.
Anonymous No.5956543 [Report]
Give it to me straight Babblebrookbros, are we ever getting another installment?
Anonymous No.5957034 [Report] >>5957040 >>5957388 >>5962878 >>5987338
>>5956325
I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail. So I only plug them if I know I'll be using them
The only drive that had ever failed me was my 2TB porn drive
Learned my lesson (don't hoard porn)
Anonymous No.5957035 [Report] >>5957833
>>5950883
also have you tried using a recovery tool?
you can savage quite a lot of stuff with them
Anonymous No.5957040 [Report]
>>5957034
>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.
to a certain degree, SSDs mostly care about writes, for HDDs it's spin up/spindown cycles, and to a smaller degree spindle movement (but this means an HDD kept on 24/7 is likely to live longer than a typical desktop HDD that keeps being powered up and down)
and in all cases there's always a chance you get zero warning before it fails no matter how "unlikely" so a second copy is always the best way to protect your data than any sort of rituals
Anonymous No.5957388 [Report] >>5957723 >>5957853
>>5957034
No. You are supposed to keep the disc spinning. Starting and stopping it repeatedly is not the right move.
Anonymous No.5957723 [Report]
>>5957388
what's this girl's channel again?
Anonymous No.5957731 [Report] >>5957734
Anonymous No.5957732 [Report] >>5957734
Anonymous No.5957734 [Report]
>>5957731
>>5957732
Anyone got her old deleted stuff?
Anonymous No.5957833 [Report]
>>5957035
it refuses to start
Anonymous No.5957853 [Report] >>5957871 >>5957875 >>5958077 >>5960552
>>5957388
there's no way anyone gets tingles from this shit
Anonymous No.5957871 [Report] >>5958077 >>5960602 >>5960602
>>5957853
this new gen of youtubers have ruined asmr
Anonymous No.5957875 [Report] >>5958077 >>5960602
>>5957853
I assume the kind of people that need cuts and effects every 5 seconds in a video so they don't get bored also sleep to this.
Anonymous No.5958077 [Report] >>5958227
>>5957853
>>5957871
>>5957875
How about you stop being gay
Cute chicks doing mouth noises near the mic and licking the mic are the hottest ASMR around, gets me hard and tingling every time
Anonymous No.5958227 [Report] >>5959656
>>5958077
That sentence was only slightly less faggy than admitting you fuck men.
Anonymous No.5959655 [Report]
can somebody post the Delicate ASMR/hannah webm? this is the webm im talking about
>https://desuarchive.org/wsg/search/image/-lkVQ9LjAznsCoCrkXdpag/
Anonymous No.5959656 [Report]
>>5958227
lol
Anonymous No.5960552 [Report] >>5960608
>>5957853
turns out if you don't record asmr in stereo, it's not asmr
Anonymous No.5960602 [Report]
>>5957871
>>5957871
>>5957875
Zoomie ASMR always spastic af like they just downed 70mg of vyvanse with an energy drink or two. Which they probably did.
Anonymous No.5960608 [Report]
>>5960552
yeah that was the entire appeal of it, also I really only get ASMR when I feel immersed so these kinda videos do nothing to me
Anonymous No.5960633 [Report]
I've stopped bothering with ASMR channels. I just put on unintentional, cara institute, or ambient white noise 10 hours.

ASMR has sucked for many years.
Anonymous No.5961008 [Report] >>5961016 >>5961047 >>5961086
Every time I come in here to see what kind of ASMR you people post, its always the same thots with a camera near their tits or showing off their face, or both. Doing the most basic ASMR shit they could possibly do and totally not sucking off the mic. Then, you faggots go on about them more or less being your gfs and exchanging girls. You fucks don't want ASMR, you just want the attention of a woman and this is the closest thing you're gonna get.
Anonymous No.5961016 [Report]
>>5961008
>thots

no one asked no one cares, you whiney faggot
Anonymous No.5961047 [Report] >>5961069 >>5963562
>>5961008
It's brown people, anon.
Most of India is incels.
Anonymous No.5961069 [Report]
>>5961047
well here's something more audience appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0EFXxXuxCM
Anonymous No.5961086 [Report] >>5976627
>>5961008
are you the same cherry picking faggot who seethes at the slightest sight of a cute woman doing something you like?
If it really is as you say and "it's always the same thots", could you even name some of them?
The ridiculous idea that one shouldn't show their face on an ASMR video aside, please tell us which 'thots' posted in this thread are showing tits, and whether they're here in the room with us right now
Anonymous No.5962304 [Report] >>5962515
Anonymous No.5962305 [Report] >>5962515
Anonymous No.5962308 [Report] >>5962515
Anonymous No.5962515 [Report] >>5962655 >>5962669
>>5962304
>>5962305
>>5962308
thread saved
Anonymous No.5962655 [Report] >>5962657 >>5962815 >>5962906
>>5962515
Anonymous No.5962657 [Report] >>5962675 >>5962714
>>5962655
do NOT post women in my (You)s
Anonymous No.5962669 [Report]
>>5962515
I have 2 more, they're not as good though.
Anonymous No.5962671 [Report]
Anonymous No.5962675 [Report] >>5962715 >>5962723
>>5962657
Anonymous No.5962714 [Report] >>5962718 >>5964295
>>5962657
Anonymous No.5962715 [Report] >>5962723
>>5962675
Katrine has the best eyes of any asmrtist
Anonymous No.5962718 [Report] >>5962835
>>5962714
do NOT post american ogros de las abominacionas either
even for the joke, it would have worked way better if I hadn't already been clicking away when the second part started and then had to click back in to see what that was
Anonymous No.5962723 [Report] >>5963563
>>5962715
>>5962675
Evil physiognomy.
She would ruin the life of any man she marries unless he is equally evil. And God help us if she meets such a man.
Anonymous No.5962794 [Report]
Anonymous No.5962815 [Report]
>>5962655
this is nice
Anonymous No.5962835 [Report] >>5983415
>>5962718
He's Cuban. Meds now, idiot sudaca monke.
Anonymous No.5962840 [Report] >>5962871 >>5962907 >>5964295 >>5983424
ASMR doesn't work on me. I honestly think you need to have weak mental fortitude for it to affect you. Hearing people whisper talk and making mouth noises is revolting. Inb4 butthurt retards respond.
Anonymous No.5962871 [Report] >>5962876
>>5962840
I only get ASMR when I am severely sleep deprived. An anon here (thank you if you're reading this) correctly concluded I have untreated trauma, so I am constantly on "alert" so it only affects me when my inhibitions are lowered. But it simply doesn't affect some people no matter what.
Anonymous No.5962876 [Report] >>5962883
>>5962871
I would definitely say I'm always on alert so maybe I should try that. How sleep deprived are we talking?
Anonymous No.5962878 [Report] >>5963675
>>5957034
>I think the more you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail.
you are retarded
Anonymous No.5962883 [Report]
>>5962876
Well staying up all night and the entire day after usually makes me instantly fall asleep when listening to ASMR in the evening. But I was more sleep deprived than a simple all-nighter when I had my most powerful ASMR experience, spinal tingles and all. I still listen to ASMR when going to bed because it helps me relax, but I don't "feel" anything unless I'm sleep deprived. For the record I don't like mouth sounds either they're disgusting (and eating sounds WTF!?) but you just need to find something that you like the sound of.
Anonymous No.5962906 [Report]
>>5962655
awesome
Anonymous No.5962907 [Report] >>5963142
>>5962840
riveting blog post
Anonymous No.5962914 [Report] >>5972830
Anonymous No.5962916 [Report] >>5972830
Anonymous No.5962925 [Report] >>5962940 >>5963256 >>5969809
Anonymous No.5962940 [Report] >>5963256
>>5962925
He made other kosher ASMR videos, but he locked them behind a pay-wall. He really got into character.
Anonymous No.5963142 [Report]
>>5962907
>that
>blog post
Zoom zoom. How's that block multiplication going retard?
Anonymous No.5963256 [Report]
>>5962940
>>5962925
>.mp4
This a new encode or something?
Anonymous No.5963412 [Report]
Anonymous No.5963562 [Report] >>5964350
>>5961047
yeah liking women is an indian thing
Anonymous No.5963563 [Report] >>5964403
>>5962723
fuck off back to twitter faggot nobody cares about the flavor of the week larping you are engaging in now
Anonymous No.5963675 [Report] >>5971197 >>5973190
>>5962878
I think the less you use a drive, the more likely it is to fail
there
fixed it just for u
babe
Anonymous No.5963863 [Report] >>5964022
>>5950883
Very nice. Anyone know her name?
Anonymous No.5964022 [Report] >>5964304
>>5963863
https://www.youtube.com/@LatteASMR/videos
Anonymous No.5964215 [Report]
>>5952319
why was this nuked? the smoking?
Anonymous No.5964295 [Report] >>5964413
>>5962840
Unlike the other anon I don't have trauma but it definitely requires some amount of "trust" to listen to the video and just relax and take in whatever happens. I don't trust women and the majority of men doing asmr look like this >>5962714 so I've almost never really seen any asmr that I can actually just relax and appreciate.
Anonymous No.5964304 [Report]
>>5964022
Thank you anon
Anonymous No.5964350 [Report] >>5967451
>>5963562
Simping for them online is.
Anonymous No.5964403 [Report]
>>5963563
he's right tho kat's a cunt, a hot cunt
Anonymous No.5964413 [Report] >>5964592 >>5966733
>>5964295
>I don't have trauma
>I don't trust women
O ja, ja, sehr gut. Tell mich mehr about zat, anon
Anonymous No.5964592 [Report] >>5965280 >>5967702
>>5964413
Look anon I don't know what to tell you, I've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in my life, there's no underlying traumatic experiences or anything.
Anonymous No.5965132 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmdq3hy-Lg
Pretty good ASMR though the illustration they used is quite something
Anonymous No.5965280 [Report] >>5965496 >>5966620 >>5966733
>>5964592
sehr, sehr interessant, mein dear anon.
Sag mir bitte... were you not breastfed? Nor raised by maternal figure?
Grroving up wizout mutter, orr a kold one, kann be verry traumatig experriance, indeed...
Anonymous No.5965383 [Report] >>5966125 >>5978063
shut up faggot
Anonymous No.5965496 [Report] >>5966122 >>5967702 >>5987332
>>5965280
I don't know why you're overcomplicating things like this. Obviously I love and trust my mother but I wouldn't listen to asmr from my mother, that's fucking weird wtf. Same goes for my sister. And yes I'm still in close contact on great terms with both and yes I was breastfed (not by both)
Anonymous No.5965518 [Report] >>5966125
you are so fucking gay and starving for attention
Anonymous No.5965638 [Report] >>5965893
I miss when these threads were chill.
Anonymous No.5965893 [Report]
>>5965638
then the fart fetishists arrived a few months ago and launched us into this spiral
Anonymous No.5966122 [Report]
>>5965496
you said you didn't trust women. now you say you do trust women
you said you've never interacted with a woman on a personal level in your life. now you say you did have interaction with two very personal women in your life
you *are* complicated, anon
Anonymous No.5966125 [Report] >>5967451 >>5970277 >>5971199
>>5965383
>>5965518
yea?
what u gonna do?
cry?
Anonymous No.5966563 [Report]
Are there really Bluewhisper nudes floating around out there?
But she seemed so wholesome.
Anyway, where can I find them?
Anonymous No.5966620 [Report]
>>5965280
>une pipe
Anonymous No.5966733 [Report] >>5967470
>>5964413
>>5965280
>you don't like asmr that probably means you want anal sex
Anonymous No.5967451 [Report] >>5967624
>>5964350
good thing nobody is doing that here
>>5966125
source?
Anonymous No.5967470 [Report] >>5967729
>>5966733
>anal sex out of nowhere
Hmmm... yes, yes. I see.
Now, tell me anon, are you, perchance, familiar with the psychological notion of 'idée fixe'?
Anonymous No.5967624 [Report] >>5971337
>>5967451
Whisper Bunny
Anonymous No.5967702 [Report]
>>5965496
>>5964592
Can't you go write your blogs in discord or something.
Anonymous No.5967729 [Report]
>>5967470
No but I am familiar with the meme that is Freud
Anonymous No.5968065 [Report] >>5968660
>>5950880
Who is this?
Anonymous No.5968169 [Report] >>5968302
new moonlight cottage video drop
clipping it really doesn't do it justice. it's so good
Anonymous No.5968171 [Report] >>5968302
Anonymous No.5968302 [Report]
>>5968169
>>5968171
Wish I had the webms of The Apprehension Engine
Shit was cash
Anonymous No.5968660 [Report]
>>5968065
https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/4870870/#4888554
Anonymous No.5969809 [Report] >>5969893 >>5970917 >>5972060 >>5995846
>>5962925
Anonymous No.5969893 [Report] >>5975902
>>5969809
>brown girl gets white boyfriend
>starts spewing poltroon babble
kinda funny ngl
Anonymous No.5970200 [Report]
did maimy die or something
Anonymous No.5970277 [Report] >>5970336 >>5971037
>>5966125
Id pay good money to smell her farts
Anonymous No.5970336 [Report] >>5970368 >>5971215
>>5970277
why do you fucks have to post shit like this? no, you don't want to smell her farts. Have you ever smelled a young woman's farts? like, really stuck your nose in there, waited for it to burst, and took a deep breath? no, no you haven't. It doesn't smell good, it's not pleasurable at all. It is, in fact, horrible. Nobody would pay any money, let alone good money, for such an experience. You obviously wouldn't pay to eat shit or drink piss, so why would you want to smell farts? The answer is you wouldn't. So stop with this deranged idiot meme
Anonymous No.5970368 [Report]
>>5970336
This guy smelled farts!
Anonymous No.5970917 [Report] >>5972060
>>5969809
pretty sure she's gotten implants now which is crazy even for her
Anonymous No.5971037 [Report] >>5971215
>>5970277
I do wonder what drives a person to become this. What actually has to happen in someone's life for them to want to eat ass and sniff farts. Do you think you'll get tingles from fart asmr? Hell, there was some guy who wondered what sleepy's farts smelled like, too.
Anonymous No.5971197 [Report] >>5990664
>>5963675
Name ?
Anonymous No.5971199 [Report] >>5971337
>>5966125
Source?
Anonymous No.5971215 [Report] >>5971773
>>5970336
>>5971037
Cute girl farts actually don’t stink, they smell more like cinnamon and carrots.
Anonymous No.5971337 [Report]
>>5971199
>>5967624
Anonymous No.5971773 [Report]
>>5971215
yeah, that's what I thought. BIG mistake.
Anonymous No.5972060 [Report] >>5972825
>>5970917
>>5969809
She became thick as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8bJl56CXbA&ab_channel=Angelica%27sGrass
Anonymous No.5972244 [Report]
>smearing sewer sludge on your face asmr
>you are stuck in a kafkaesque bureaucracy asmr
wtf is carm cooking lately
Anonymous No.5972260 [Report]
Did anyone happen to save the original version of this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYgaz8Zxjpg
She uploaded one without cleaning up a lot of the cuts and she had some really depressed moments. After one section she just put the backpack down and wondered aloud what the hell she was doing with her life. When I thought to save it she had already taken it down and reuploaded the one I linked
Anonymous No.5972497 [Report] >>5972823
I have been watching this white girl doing japanese asmr for the past year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSCtoDEUQUs&t=1s
She has a very cute face and I have busted some huge ones at her videos. Idk if she's underaged though...
Anonymous No.5972823 [Report] >>5972910
>>5972497
she's def <18
shame on you
her eyes are kinda wide apart
Anonymous No.5972825 [Report]
>>5972060
yeah dude, she's puerto rican
Anonymous No.5972830 [Report]
>>5962914
>>5962916
chinese saul shaye
Anonymous No.5972910 [Report]
>>5972823
maybe she's a retard
Anonymous No.5972923 [Report] >>5973563
Anonymous No.5972925 [Report]
Anonymous No.5972926 [Report] >>5973571
Anonymous No.5972928 [Report] >>5973571 >>5973879
Anonymous No.5972930 [Report] >>5973571 >>5973879
Anonymous No.5972931 [Report]
Anonymous No.5973026 [Report] >>5978114
Anonymous No.5973190 [Report] >>5973614
>>5963675
Anybody got any idea who this is?
She's got a great feminine voice, on par with Skitty maybe.
Anonymous No.5973523 [Report] >>5973592
https://youtu.be/0shOBbmEQ2o?t=1298

sissy hypno
Anonymous No.5973563 [Report]
>>5972923
>no massive brapping sound
huge disappointment
Anonymous No.5973571 [Report] >>5973879 >>5973907 >>5974256
>>5972926
>>5972928
>>5972930
thank you for these posts anon.
I would appreciate if you could provide the sauce
Anonymous No.5973592 [Report]
>>5973523
her face reminds me of her
Anonymous No.5973614 [Report]
>>5973190
heatherfeather, that one is posted on every thread, pay attention
Anonymous No.5973879 [Report]
>>5973571
these 2 should be ppomo

>>5972928
>>5972930
Anonymous No.5973907 [Report]
>>5973571
ankha one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFctVnmaSA
Anonymous No.5974069 [Report] >>5974088 >>5974348
I feel like we're getting closer and closer to getting clean footage of sleepy's bare feet, bruders.
Anonymous No.5974088 [Report] >>5974314
Still would impregnate BlueKatie btw.
>>5974069
would also impregnate her with triplets
Anonymous No.5974256 [Report] >>5974287
>>5973571
Without even turning on sound I knew she was Russian. Why is this.
Anonymous No.5974287 [Report]
>>5974256
could be the way she dresses, or her Slavic facial structure
Anonymous No.5974314 [Report]
>>5974088
She implied she's thinking about becoming pregnant in her latest video, funnily enough.
Anonymous No.5974348 [Report] >>5974758
>>5974069
tfw no nocturnal clown gf with depraved sexual fetishes to trample your face with her toes as you admire how shapely her arch is from all the weighted hiking
Anonymous No.5974758 [Report] >>5974828 >>5975427 >>5975476
>>5974348
.............did
anyone..........
..................say
.
.
.
>clown girl? :))
Anonymous No.5974828 [Report] >>5975122
>>5974758
>turned out to be some gay ass ARG
Anonymous No.5975122 [Report] >>5975924
>>5974828
tf you talking about
Anonymous No.5975205 [Report] >>5975913 >>5975926
Well, https://asmrtistcatalog.ca has finally reached 10000 channels indexed, with a bit over 1,750,000 searchable videos. Might manage to hit 2,000,000 by the end of the year depending on how many more channels I can scrounge up.

As usual, if there's something that would make this more useful to you, I'd like to hear it.
Anonymous No.5975317 [Report] >>5975455 >>5975520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdt39Ie_isw
>cute russian girl wearing braces
Youtube is trying to kill me with these recs
Anonymous No.5975427 [Report] >>5975973
>>5974758
i know those eyebrows are painted on at that angle but it is impossible to try and override how my brain is interpreting them as sympathetic
Anonymous No.5975455 [Report] >>5975516 >>5976358
>>5975317
youtube recs have been shit since the last couple of years
Anonymous No.5975476 [Report]
>>5974758
i need to honk honk her cheeks
and then honk honk her boobies
Anonymous No.5975516 [Report]
>>5975455
objectively false. the algo, for better or worse, has been amazing at finding similar content
their search function on the other hand is genuine trash, but thankfully has some workarounds
Anonymous No.5975520 [Report]
>>5975317
cute af. shame about the nose ring
Anonymous No.5975631 [Report] >>5975632
anyone got a source on this one?
Anonymous No.5975632 [Report] >>5975650
>>5975631
forgot the file fml
Anonymous No.5975650 [Report] >>5975661
>>5975632
Yamine ASMR, deleted/banned channel
The only account she still has up is "amiyami" on patreon and it's softporn
Anonymous No.5975661 [Report] >>5975973
>>5975650
bummer. thanks anyway. anyone know if there's an archive up somewhere?
Anonymous No.5975902 [Report]
>>5969893
>what, criticize Israel and our undying support of this holy land? that is WAY too political!
Anonymous No.5975913 [Report]
>>5975205
neat!
Anonymous No.5975924 [Report] >>5991578
>>5975122
who's this again? I'd forgotten about her
Anonymous No.5975926 [Report] >>5975963
>>5975205
There's already something similar tho? https://www.theasmrindex.com/
Anonymous No.5975963 [Report] >>5977181
>>5975926
Yeah, I found that after I had the idea, but before I actually got the site live. Mine's got a more powerful search syntax, a list of (known) upcoming streams/premiers, and at this point, 3000 more channels indexed and 300,000 more videos despite the fact that their site counts private/deleted videos in their total and I don't.
That one's fancier looking than mine though, I'm no designer.
Anonymous No.5975973 [Report] >>5976150 >>5976286 >>5976950 >>5986281
>>5975427
ikr
>>5975661
maybe the anon who knew about her patreon has downloaded a few of her videos...
i made that webm so i might have this full vid somewhere
Anonymous No.5976150 [Report]
>>5975973
i found this, it's probably what the video used to be, but the link it goes to is dead. https://www.theasmrindex.com/video/FOiBivhJMqw
Anonymous No.5976286 [Report] >>5976571
>>5975973
>nice women turn into porn whores
grim
Anonymous No.5976357 [Report] >>5977061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uZgGhIB9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMy7cNX2UKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWq5RSp_N-s

mixed swedish girl with bad video and audio quality

but she's cute
Anonymous No.5976358 [Report]
>>5975455
turn off search history recs and curb your watch history to get stuff you only want to see more of
Anonymous No.5976571 [Report] >>5976950
>>5976286
>nice
?????????
Anonymous No.5976609 [Report] >>5982040
Anonymous No.5976612 [Report] >>5977061
Anonymous No.5976627 [Report]
>>5961086
redit-tier
consider suicide
Anonymous No.5976950 [Report] >>5977186 >>5977290
>>5976571
she looks like a trad woman here >>5975973
Anonymous No.5977061 [Report]
>>5976357
bad video and audio quality is usually a blessing for asmr. good find
>>5976612
so good
Anonymous No.5977090 [Report] >>5982151 >>5982161 >>5982519
Anonymous No.5977181 [Report]
>>5975963
That's neat. Usability and function beat cosmetics though, best of luck with the project!
Anonymous No.5977186 [Report]
>>5976950
>trad
people keep using this word as if it means something, then they are surprised when women aren't like that
Anonymous No.5977290 [Report]
>>5976950
these are not the same women, lol
i was talking about the video you posted
should've said 'vid unrelated' at the end, my bad
Anonymous No.5978063 [Report]
>>5965383
Sauce?
Anonymous No.5978114 [Report] >>5978128 >>5978146 >>5978154 >>5978161 >>5978395
I don't suppose anyone knows the origin of this one?
>>5973026
This one is really nice.
Anonymous No.5978128 [Report]
>>5978114
I don't know which specific video this webm came from but that's nananightray
Anonymous No.5978146 [Report] >>5978154 >>5978395
>>5978114
Looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdoJmmKw9DU
Anonymous No.5978154 [Report]
>>5978114
>>5978146

feed this bitch a big mac
Anonymous No.5978161 [Report] >>5978361 >>5980424 >>5982145
>>5978114
At this point I have to ask, how do women do anything with those long, fake nails?
Anonymous No.5978291 [Report] >>5979357 >>5979952
Anonymous No.5978361 [Report] >>5978460
>>5978161
what a virgin lmao
Anonymous No.5978381 [Report] >>5979817
any prostate massage asmr?
Anonymous No.5978395 [Report]
>>5978114
>>5978146
her OF is awful
Anonymous No.5978460 [Report]
>>5978361
either answer the question or be quiet, femoid
Anonymous No.5978637 [Report] >>5987298
She's back.
Anonymous No.5979357 [Report]
>>5978291
it's fucking hilarious how retarded they look
Anonymous No.5979817 [Report]
>>5978381
check pornhub?
Anonymous No.5979952 [Report]
>>5978291
A man
Anonymous No.5980254 [Report] >>5982087
Anonymous No.5980424 [Report]
>>5978161
They have to hold their fingers in such a way that the nails don't interfere. It complicates everything, but they are women so they like that.
Anonymous No.5980486 [Report] >>5982518
>>5952319
Anonymous No.5980881 [Report] >>5981658 >>5982222 >>5982515
Anonymous No.5981302 [Report]
>>5952319
oh, unfortunate
Anonymous No.5981658 [Report] >>5983744
>>5980881
source?
Anonymous No.5982040 [Report]
>>5976609
based Dave Bull enjoyer
Anonymous No.5982087 [Report] >>5982091
>>5980254
Okay, so now I want to see the rest of the trick.
How 'bout it, anon?
Anonymous No.5982091 [Report] >>5982107
>>5982087
check the filename, it's on youtube
it's one of those "math" card tricks. it's not that cool
Anonymous No.5982107 [Report]
>>5982091
Okay, yeah that was stupid lazy of me not searching the filename. I found it.
Appreciate the polite reply.
Anonymous No.5982145 [Report]
>>5978161
They don't. That's the whole point.
Having long nails is a way for them to signal to other women that they're so "high" class that they don't have to do any form of menial labour.
Problem is that most of those women actually do still need to do menial labour, which now takes them three times as much time.
Anonymous No.5982151 [Report] >>5982165
>>5977090
Best video in this thread
Anonymous No.5982161 [Report] >>5982165
>>5977090
it's a really cool part of YT. i believe this is the guy she's "dueling" or however they call it
Anonymous No.5982165 [Report]
>>5982161
>>5982151
not anywhere near as good as her (also the guy is challenged in some way i believe), but the asmr is there
Anonymous No.5982222 [Report] >>5983703 >>5991056
>>5980881
SEX WITH CHILDREN
Anonymous No.5982242 [Report] >>5982851 >>5984828
This is from the 3DS game Senran Kagura Burst. Someone on /v/ posted a Youtube link to this a long time ago when ASMR was just an obscure niche but I kept it in one of my favorites. I hunted down a better quality audio file because the one on Youtube has an atrocious bitrate. The original audio contains a loud door opening and door closing noise in the beginning and at the end respectively which I edited out for the webm. It's not too bad but I personally prefer the track without it.
Anonymous No.5982515 [Report]
>>5980881
nothing more annoying than dumb children who don't even understand asmr attempting to do it
Anonymous No.5982518 [Report] >>5982524
>>5980486
this girl is a whore btw and also a dj but her djing is just her standing there in a bikini pressing play.
literally life on easy mode, I hate it so much.
Anonymous No.5982519 [Report]
>>5977090
tfw I don't get tingles from visual stuff whatsoever
Anonymous No.5982524 [Report] >>5982624
>>5982518
ur supposed to wanna fuck her, not be her.
hope this clears up any bitterness and confusion.
Anonymous No.5982624 [Report]
>>5982524
I don't wanna fuck a woman who has never felt the desire to create anything in her life and just coasts off of free male attention.
Anonymous No.5982636 [Report] >>5982719 >>5983351 >>5987292
I don't get it. I've tried watching ASMR videos and never really felt anything. Am I doing it wrong?
Anonymous No.5982646 [Report]
Does anyone have Bria ASMR?
Anonymous No.5982719 [Report] >>5982894
>>5982636
have you tried listening to it with your headphones?
Anonymous No.5982809 [Report] >>5983046
>Some E-slut licking an ear shaped microphone while tapping her nails on a glass butt plug
>Whisper talking for absolutely no reason and raking a comb across wool cloth right into the mic
trash-tier ASMR

>Some autist roleplaying as a 19th century doctor in full costume diagnosing you
>random person just doing their job really well while explaining what they are doing in great detail
god-tier ASMR

You know this is true.
Anonymous No.5982810 [Report] >>5985273 >>5988718
Anonymous No.5982811 [Report] >>5987335
Anonymous No.5982812 [Report] >>5987335
Anonymous No.5982851 [Report] >>5982884 >>5982942 >>5984828
>>5982242
Do you know the in-game context for this audio? Is this from a cinematic? Excellent audio, the heel sounds are very nice
Anonymous No.5982884 [Report] >>5982942 >>5983268 >>5984828
>>5982851
>Do you know the in-game context for this audio?
Not really. Based off of research it's CD bonus content. I'm installing the game to 3DS right now out of a general curiosity for the game itself but I think the audio file in question is not actually on there but contained to the audio drama CD set that goes by the name "閃乱カグラ Burst -紅蓮の少女達- 少女達の極秘ファイル ビジュアル&サウンドトラック/ドラマCDセット or "Senran Kagura Burst - Guren no Shōjotachi - Shōjotachi no Gokuhi File Visual & Soundtrack / Drama CD Set" in English
Apparently it was bundled with the deluxe/limited edition of the game in Japan and never made its way to the US or Europe which makes it a miracle that some guy just casually posted a link of it to /v/ since it's a niche fan service game with niche Japan + Limited Edition exclusive content that was only relevant to the conversation because of the niche community developing on Youtube around ear sound brain tingles. I found some high quality .flac files online and if there is anything good on there I may convert these to webms as well.
Anonymous No.5982894 [Report]
>>5982719
yes
Anonymous No.5982942 [Report] >>5982963 >>5983268 >>5984828 >>5984882
>>5982851
>>5982884
Alright, I dove a little further and have to make a correction. The audio file is NOT from the bonus content of Senran Kagura Burst but from Senran Kagura: Skirting Shadows.
Shadows was the original Japan-only release. Senran Kagura Burst is the Director's Cut version of the same game that also saw a release in the US and EU.
Both Skirting Shadows and Burst got a bonus CD set bundled with the limited edition of the game but the audio files on them are different. None of that bonus content ever made its way to the US and EU versions.

The audio in this new webm is from the audio drama CD for Senran Kagura Burst. It sounds like they recorded something similar to the original bonus Content for Skirting Shadows so it might be a remake of that story. I don't speak Japanese so I have no idea whether it's the same idea or they just happened to include another chapter with a similar concept.
Anonymous No.5982963 [Report] >>5982988 >>5983268
>>5982942
Reencoded from a higher quality audio file the full audio track from Skirting Shadows as a webm.
Anonymous No.5982982 [Report]
>>5954246
And it's gone
Anonymous No.5982988 [Report] >>5983268
>>5982963
ASMR edit that removes the door opening/closing part. All of these are encoded from .flac audio files extracted from the CD so it's propably the highest audio quality publicly available unless the developers release what they have from the original recording session.
Anonymous No.5983046 [Report]
>>5982809
good asmr is asmr that causes tingles. everything else from rp to set design is just window dressing. i don't give a fuck how high quality the set design and lighting of an asmr video is if the asmr doesn't cause tingles. people pretend that production value matters but it doesn't beyond people being able to circle jerk like they're sophisticated and only consume the most high quality videos.
Anonymous No.5983268 [Report]
>>5982884
>>5982942
>>5982963
>>5982988
Very cool stuff anon. Thanks for doing that. Quality audio-only stuff is my jam.
Anonymous No.5983351 [Report] >>5984365 >>5984405
>>5982636
I never got tingles despite using an arguably great headset. Doesn't matter if it's unintentional ASMR, non spoken ASMR, mouth sounds or women speaking softly/whispering, listening during the day or right before bed.
I just like listening to hot women speaking softly into my ear.
Too bad I learned that sleepy is a woke lefty, I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Anonymous No.5983415 [Report]
>>5962835
so americana mystery mutt
Anonymous No.5983424 [Report]
>>5962840
>I honestly think you need to have weak mental fortitude for it to affect you.
Says the person who "revolts" at the sound of people whispering.
Anonymous No.5983703 [Report]
>>5982222
ch... ch-checked
Anonymous No.5983744 [Report]
>>5981658
/watch?v=3H5bb1oj-20
Anonymous No.5984365 [Report]
>>5983351
>Too bad I learned that sleepy is a woke lefty, I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Somehow I don't mind it that much, she mostly keeps it out of her videos.
I was more bothered when BlueKatie brought up the Zwarte Piet controversy in one video (I'm Dutch and I'm fucking tired of hearing about it).
Anonymous No.5984405 [Report]
>>5983351
you can see the ssri in her eyes, dude. not a surprise she's a lefty.
Anonymous No.5984414 [Report] >>5987446
What are we going to do when China starts producing catgirl androids who wake you up each morning by licking your ears?
Anonymous No.5984828 [Report] >>5985346
>>5982242
>>5982851
>>5982884
>>5982942
While this version of the webm is new, we've been posting this for years. Here's the translation.
Anonymous No.5984882 [Report]
>>5982942
This is a LLM translation, with editing from me:

>Welcome back, darling~.
>Haruka has been waiting for you to come back home, you know?
>Just kidding.
>I tried saying it like we're newlyweds! How did it sound?
>Oh my, you seem really nervous. I can hear the sound of your heart beating.
>But why is your heart pounding so hard?
>Could it be because you tried to run away from me, and now you're scared?
>That must be it. Running away means you have something to hide, doesn't it?
>Well then, what could it be? Were you thinking of selling a Snake Girls secret somewhere?
>But if you did something like that, what would happen to you?
>Would you even be able to survive, dear?
>Honestly, dear, you're such a dummy~.
>I'm not angry at all. I know you'd never really run away from me, right?
>We did all sorts of things together, didn't we? So many things that felt so good~
>That's why your body can't forget me now. You can't live without me, right?
>Well then~ shall we have some fun today? Sounds good, doesn't it?
>Then maybe you should tell me honestly.
>What secret of the Snake Girls did you find, and where were you planning to sell that information?
>If you feel like talking, I could give you an extra special service~
>I'll make sure you never even think of running away again.
>Oh my. Eh? You fainted. It felt that good?
>But now we can't talk anymore, can we? Too bad, but we'll have to end it here for today.
>The special service will have to wait for another time... and when that time comes, I'll make sure you tell me everything.
>Well then, good night, darling~
Anonymous No.5985273 [Report]
>>5982810
This dog's HDI score is higher than 97% of the planet
Anonymous No.5985346 [Report]
>>5984828
I want to be called "Cute Invader-san" so bad!
Anonymous No.5986281 [Report] >>5986359
>>5975973
Anybody know the sauce to this girl?
Anonymous No.5986292 [Report] >>5986359 >>5986916
Am I just a retard when it comes to audio engineering or the content you guys post itt is way better quality than whatever is on youtube?
I do realize >>5951021 is ancient but was it maybe in any way meddled with the audio quality before being posted on 4chan from youtube?
Anonymous No.5986359 [Report] >>5987194
>>5986281
yeah, we've got that one autist who's sauced her before
>>5986292
the yt video is indeed ancient, but I made that webm using WebMConverter (which I no longer use) and I'm by no means tech savvy.
No, I did not meddle with the audio, only adjusted for the size (<6mb).
Anonymous No.5986916 [Report]
>>5986292
The files posted here are selected by 4channers who spend time and effort to cut and spread audio that they like for no personal gain. These webms are specially curated.
The average quality is going to be much higher than whatever youtube is serving.
Anonymous No.5987194 [Report] >>5987261
>>5986359
Do you know by chance whom he sauced her as? That rapid-change ADHD style is doing it for me. Typing in "ASMR Channel" like she says in the vid doesn't yield anything, nor does image-searching the thumbnail.
Anonymous No.5987261 [Report] >>5987506
>>5987194
yes, as a matter of fact, I do (that bastard!)
>youtube.com/post/UgkxkWW46eGli7RHgOeLQg0y90xpXlkCZfO9

sorry, friend
Anonymous No.5987286 [Report] >>5987302
tingting asmr started an onlyfans
Anonymous No.5987292 [Report]
>>5982636
most of the ASMR videos made today are trash, I think they're actually ADHD stimming or something
the old stuff like Ephemeral Rift and Heather Feather were pretty good back in the day
Anonymous No.5987298 [Report] >>5988921 >>5989141
>>5978637
Can I get a name? She's cute
Anonymous No.5987302 [Report] >>5987365
>>5987286
damn. never took her for that kind of girl
oddly disappointed about it
Anonymous No.5987329 [Report] >>5987660 >>5987878
Anonymous No.5987332 [Report]
>>5965496
>not by both
so which one breastfed you
Anonymous No.5987334 [Report]
Anonymous No.5987335 [Report]
>>5982811
>>5982812
amazing
Anonymous No.5987338 [Report]
>>5957034
you are a retarded dumb idiot
Anonymous No.5987342 [Report]
Anonymous No.5987345 [Report] >>5991414
Anonymous No.5987359 [Report] >>5987621 >>5987686
Anonymous No.5987365 [Report]
>>5987302
its just her old ear eating videos and some non-nude sexy photos
Anonymous No.5987446 [Report]
>>5984414
>What are we going to do when China starts producing catgirl androids who wake you up each morning by licking your ears
wake up, I guess
Anonymous No.5987506 [Report] >>5987804 >>5988709
>>5987261
NOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.5987621 [Report]
>>5987359
1/10, but still, I'm wondering what's the comment section under her videos
Anonymous No.5987660 [Report] >>5987880
>>5987329
she's definitely a massive whore
Anonymous No.5987686 [Report] >>5987712
>>5987359
didnt she get cancer?
Anonymous No.5987712 [Report] >>5988930
>>5987686
grim if true
Anonymous No.5987804 [Report]
>>5987506
kino
Anonymous No.5987878 [Report] >>5989026
>>5987329
this is like, her most watched video
figures...
Anonymous No.5987880 [Report] >>5988660
>>5987660
no she's not, look how innocent she looks!
she's probably a virgin
she lives with her parents and younger brother
she's also my wife
Anonymous No.5988537 [Report]
Why hasn't any woman understood to talk UP into the mic instead of down onto it. Pisses me off women don't understand this.
Anonymous No.5988660 [Report] >>5988932 >>5988979
>>5987880
lita is a whore. check her insta
Anonymous No.5988709 [Report]
>>5987506
holy shit
Anonymous No.5988718 [Report] >>5988813 >>5989039
>>5982810
Asians fascinate me. One spectrum eats the animal and the other does this. Both are terrible.
Anonymous No.5988813 [Report]
>>5988718
East asians elevate everything into an artform, kindness and cruelty included.
Anonymous No.5988921 [Report]
>>5987298
Adequate ASMR
Anonymous No.5988930 [Report]
>>5987712
nvm, i may have been thnking of hannahjane
https://www.youtube.com/@NeonIndieGirl/videos
Anonymous No.5988932 [Report] >>5988979
>>5988660
he was being ironic
if a girl exist on the internet then she's definitely a slut, no exceptions, so no need to point it out
Anonymous No.5988979 [Report] >>5988981
>>5988660
>>5988932
she's most definitely not
there's nothing there to suggest she is a whore
she's the cutest girl alive
Anonymous No.5988981 [Report] >>5988986
>>5988979
>she's the cutest girl alive
great indication of a whore, just like these mentally ill fem"cel" types that have triple hexdec digits of the bodycount
Anonymous No.5988986 [Report] >>5988992
>>5988981
whores are fake cute
lita is 4realz cute
femcels aren't cute at all, they're all bitter, spiteful women
Anonymous No.5988992 [Report]
I'm wondering if I should post Blue Archive ASMR here. It's all in nipponese though and I don't know it.
>>5988986
thankfully it doesn't have much to do with ASMR so I have no moral obligation to tell you how bad women are and which ethnicity runs the hollywood
Anonymous No.5989026 [Report] >>5989778
>>5987878
She got bullied by her fans for that video, hasn't show her tits since.
Anonymous No.5989039 [Report] >>5989049
>>5988718
>One spectrum eats the animal
All of them do, they just pretend not to to keep that western money
Anonymous No.5989049 [Report]
>>5989039
you can't unironically believe this
Anonymous No.5989141 [Report] >>5989164
>>5987298
She used to be cuter.
Anonymous No.5989164 [Report] >>5989294
>>5989141
wtf happened to her
Anonymous No.5989294 [Report]
>>5989164
?
the only difference is the hairstyle
Anonymous No.5989778 [Report] >>5989932
>>5989026
oh is that why? like calling her a hoe or something? pitiful
Anonymous No.5989932 [Report] >>5990080
>>5989778
>showcases her lingerie of her own volition
>not a whore
Anonymous No.5990080 [Report] >>5990290
>>5989932
Anon, women PJs aren't just t-shirts and boyshorts
Anonymous No.5990290 [Report] >>5990343
>>5990080
all women are whores
Anonymous No.5990343 [Report] >>5991237
>>5990290
it's not even a try on haul, calm down
she's also wearing the cross like the nice christian girl she is
Anonymous No.5990664 [Report]
>>5971197
Heather Feather of course
Anonymous No.5990830 [Report] >>5991573
Anonymous No.5991056 [Report]
>>5982222
What a waste of quads I hate you, Anon and one day you will answer for your sins.
Anonymous No.5991237 [Report]
>>5990343
>nice christian girl she is
KEK
Anonymous No.5991414 [Report]
>>5987345
Cute as heck
Anonymous No.5991573 [Report] >>5996587
>>5990830
she does some lewd asmr that's mostly ok, but there's this one video where she's cosplaying poison ivy and the POV is her tying you down and forcibly riding your dick until you inseminate her. bust countless nuts to that one
Anonymous No.5991578 [Report]
>>5975924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehhicH5fjb0
ASleepyMidnightdReam ASMR
Anonymous No.5992968 [Report]
Ommmmmm
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5AzPDF8hOg
Anonymous No.5994223 [Report]
Anonymous No.5995169 [Report]
Anonymous No.5995846 [Report]
>>5969809
I can't take her seriously after she did OF
Anonymous No.5996587 [Report] >>5996604
>>5991573
>lewd asmr
You mean porn, right?
Anonymous No.5996604 [Report] >>5996610
>>5996587
on the off chance you are asking sincerely, yeah it's softporn. no nudity except dildos
Anonymous No.5996610 [Report] >>5996613
>>5996604
I am yes. The leaked OF vids I may or may not have seen have been fully nude. She makes porn.
Anonymous No.5996613 [Report] >>5996803
>>5996610
there's no fucking, there's no nipples or clits. it's softporn. don't be dense
Anonymous No.5996803 [Report]
>>5996613
nta but yes there are nipples on some leaked vids where she is topless. she has gone fully nude but has never revealed her genitals as far as i'm aware
i agree it's all still softcore though