Thread 5960488

Just post bears being bears.

>>5960492
>pants down
yjk

I've been lied to. These are bears being human!

>>5960616
How do you know it's not humans being bears?

>>5960699
AI slop.

>>5960722
Nerve gas

>>5960488 (OP)
kek

>>5960722
Its not retard.

>>5960677
wtf is this? did he eat a tube?

>>5960722
>Proclaim a vid is "AI slop" even when it's obviously not
Latest incarnation of the basement-dwelling troll

>>5960492
you just know

>>5960489
Lost

>>5961266
Reverse goldilocks

>>5960490
Now this is a spicy one.

>>5960699
>Right turn Klyd

>>5961349
>the best part of making pelmeni, is that bears don't know how to

>>5962450
Kek

>>5960819
his balls got whipped

>>5961266
why is there a camera there

>>5964305
To film the bear.

>>5964309
this philosophy is too deep for me

deadly military style assault bear

>>5961264
Do NOT attempt to answer the question "do bears shit in the woods" unless you want the inside experience

>>5961349
Few will understand this joke, those who do know not to relax.

>>5961261
I don't understand anyone that hunts in an area with dangerous wildlife and doesn't carry at least a large caliber sidearm for situations like this.

>>5964305
anthropic principle: if the camera had not been there, then you wouldn't be watching the video and asking why the camera was there.

>>5960488 (OP)
Nice digits

>>5961263
>Thank you for leaving my kayak alone!
:)
>I'm going to pepper spray you in the face.
:(

>>5961263
This bitch is legit retarded

>>5960490
>>5961353
>>5967899
Why are they so polite?

>>5964305
Nanny cam would be a plausible explanation for a waist-level camera inside a home.

>>5960492
Whoever threw that bottle saved that dumb cunt's life.

>>5967919
Completely justified to go back and wreck the kayak

>>5967928
Sometimes I bear that question too looking at humans. Just a matter of perspective. Maybe they got rid of those nasty bears?

>>5967892
How many guns do you think was pointing at it

>>5961353
Thank You, safety bear

>>5961249
kek

>>5967832
Depends on the local hunting laws and how much of an asshole your game warden is.
Often, where it's only legal to carry a 3-round weapon for hunting, you are allowed to have your self-defense weapon on you, but then the question is, how can the authority know you are not pulling the .44 mag to take down game? Since any modern pistol like a 10mm or even a large revolver has over 5 rounds.
At that point if they are a Karen and start giving you shit for your pistol/side arm some people just won't bother, besides I'm pretty sure some places completely restrict the carry of modern guns on black powder season

>>5961266
the way he just brutally rips the door open but then gently holds it to keep it from shutting.

>>5970204
Oh thanks, I'm blind and can't see the video so this description really helped!

>>5961353
we dont have to live like this

>>5967928
because they're strong and wise

Anyone have that webm of the guy getting chased by a bear before whipping out a slice of pizza to pacify it?

>>5967832
>I don't understand anyone that hunts in an area with dangerous wildlife
Occasionally, there will be an abnormal animal who's two states away from where his usual habitat is.