Thread 5960853

Languages and accents

>>5960856
And then the dutchies i meet say they don't sound like fucking goldmember baka

>>5960857
Actually she's a Sim, that's Simlish

>>5960857
she's not speaking japanese she's just saying words

Imma busting the folder, my lads!

>>5960923
Kinda Britcentric this dump, innit.

>>5960863
>bitter
Very useful, thanks

>>5960933
He died of "cancer" not so long after.

>>5960945
Ending with this absolute gem.
Have a good one mates. Cheerio.

>>5960942

Boring music, boring whatever the fuck this is

The American accent is clearly the best one, and probably the closest to what English is supposed to sound like.

>>5960996
>and probably the closest to what English is supposed to sound like.
try somerset

>>5960949
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>5960869
really nice

>>5960855
I am in love

mandatory post

>>5960857
bullshit

>>5960853 (OP)
best thread I've been to in a while

>>5960908
gem

>>5960913
jfc

Anyone have the southern bell talking about "the big whistle" ? I need a fresh wave of depression knowing she will never be mine.

>>5960900
She literally lives in Japan you stupid pseud

It's time for a classic

>>5960862
Cool

>>5960942
the poet was right although he should've also told her about the patents surrounding those old crts and how the emfs are used etc. it's another deep rabbit hole to go down and the same shit applies to modern screens albeit far more advanced.
sorrynotsorry bjork, you may have been cute and acting childishly innocent but whatever "science" that danish book "taught" you was wrong.

>>5961511
that's cool. would like to learn that

>>5960945
RL Rusty Venture

>>5961551
Simon Roper is a historical accent researcher and does a good job of breaking down the different sounds that constitute an accent.

>>5961005
omg lost

>>5960858
this girl > Bjork

>>5960867
bro, this is so sexy 4 real
i mean the accent

>>5961511
nigga, WHAT?!?!

>>5961511
I can understand like 80% of this.
If I focus I can get more

>>5961599
I bet troon han an actual historical hangmans noose somewhere for hanging troons

>>5960901
Northern Irish is the pretties IMO, love the whimsical way they speak

>>5960900
She worked in Japan. She's just from the Midwest.

>>5961511
>ye olde Sneed's feede and seede

>>5960901
How the fuck did they develop all those different accents in a place smaller than a single American state?

>>5961735
It's called culture, curious American friend.

>>5961735
Occupied by several foreign invaders over the centuries, they mixed with Britons.

>>5961756
No

>>5961735
Not only that, but those are all modern accents.

>>5960867
man saw her some fishing video recently, she's in her late 20s now and still not married
wtf are men doing? how do you not marry and breed this

>>5960853 (OP)
>american
>makes a canadian accent instead
what did he mean by this?

>>5960901
Butchered Liverpool and just skipped the midlands

>>5961835
Miss her so much lads

>>5960933
Long live the Islamic Revolution, let the Pahlavi dynasty meet the same fate as the Romanovs, traitors to the Iranian people.

>>5961735
Portugal is the size of Idaho and has easily twenty or more. It's a slowly dying thing, with all the (centralized) mass media/globalized "culture".

>>5961835
That's it.
I'm resurrecting her, and installing her as true monarch, abolishing parliament with immediate effect.
May 1958 give you god's blessing, and all the things you long for.

>>5960858
Who is she!!!!!

>>5961762
they love their "u" sound

>>5961794
>right fair enough
literally the problem with western countries for the last 20 years

>>5960867
WTF my balls just exploded??

>>5961793
Because she makes a tictok video about her holding up traffic at the light.
She’s completely insufferable in person I’m sure.

>>5961735
>>5961756
You're both retarded. We have recognizable accents for areas as small as cities.

>>5960857
This has gotta be illegal or something

>>5960858
HAIR BLACK AS THE DEPTHS, EYES BLUE AS ICE

can't make a webm rn
https://youtu.be/jutp3ZIlqJg

>>5961511
1:45 first documented use of "wahey"?

>>5961960
They didn't develop there though, they're just left over from various European immigrants a long time ago. if you open your mouth to me again I will dominate you

>>5960901
Completely skipped the Midlands

>>5961883
brazil won
cry about it

>>5960861
"slay" sounds like it would fit at that time period

>>5961511
I've been mispronouncing "trough" in my head all my life. I thought it was "through" but it was "tough"

>>5961735
over 2000 years of history

>>5962271
Won what, clown?
Kys.

>>5962312
>>5961759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSiODebwQI

not a webm, but i love this video

>>5960914
>WE ARE SO BACK
>ITS OVER
>WE ARE SO BACK
>ITS OVER

>>5961599
where is this from?

>>5960862
jesus christ women never shut the fuck up

>>5960855
lost

>>5960923
muaaaaahaaaa the freeenshh shaaaampaaagne

>>5960855
Why is she dressed like a prostitute?

>>5960908
blastard always gets me

>>5960949
what happened to gesundheit?

>>5961599
omfg im crying

>>5961720
>>5961500
she's still not speaking japanese, she's just saying words, no inflection except that dumb hick voice

>>5962689
She's also using a hair straightener on a plant, i i-ii is she joking or what?!

Meds schizofag.

>>5960949
Yeah, fuck Bjork. Inbred fucker.

>>5961735
By being ten times older than America

>>5961835
Bitch inherited a 99.9% white nation and left behind a mongrel hellhole

>>5962868
British colonial troops, answered the call to fight in ww1- ww2. They earned the right to live anywhere in the UK.

>>5962887
>answered the call to fight
And did such a piss poor job of it that the emipre got bitch slapped into the anals of history. The frogs still profit from their colonial history to this day, the bongs only suffer from it now.

>earned the right to live anywhere in the UK
How fucking miserable it must be in the commonwealth for this to be a genuine prize for them. Canada is very fortunate it gets to be Americas hat, that place would have been a curry factory by now if it werent for the US

>>5962929
>that place would have been a curry factory by now if it werent for the US

>>5961774
I really don't get it? the woman didn't believe he was Indian because of his accent?

>>5961887
There are photos from the war years when she was a young princess and worked as a mechanic
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/queen-elizabeth-ii-auto-mechanic.html

>>5960853 (OP)
kek americans really do be sounding like that tho

>>5960861
Just realised this nigga only got one hand

>>5961845
Same thing.

>>5960912
>uses imperial
I thought US was the only place that still register height in imperial

>>5963146
It is white genocide, you literally have a bunch of brainwashed golems marching out front. Have you not paid attention to the past century or more of subversion and indoctrination.

>>5961599
there's a golf course called Royal Troon

>>5961720
>>5961720
Kate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L7Qt7yMsqk

>>5961735
It has been inhabited for like 12,000 years?
Invaded whenever there was a land bridge or someone figured out how to build a boat leading to a bunch of western european tribes cohabiting uneasily with their own culture and linguistic foibles, which were then then morphed by whatever became the nationally dominant linguia franca of the time imposed by the leaders.
Britain is stupidly climatically variable too. which allows even more subgroups to exist in their own niche.
Later the great urban centres developed their own unique speech patterns and derivative subcultures as their populations exploded which always leads to deviation and innovation.

>>5962867
I think it was meant that America is made up of so many Euro ethnic groups and we have still fewer variations than England

>>5963147
The US doesn't use imperial they use "united states customary units"
A few of their measures are different like their gallon being smaller than imperial gallons.
Aussies are just sunburnt brits anyway

>>5962868
the monarchy has no real power mate
people voted in the assholes who destroyed the country

>>5961694
*gallows
Can't believe I forgot the word gallows.

>>5963159
they didn't vote them in, voting has no real power, no one wanted to join europe but they were still dragged in, democracy is just a farce for conmen, criminals and foreign powers to subjugate countries while seeming to grant them freedom

>>5963165
it won't get better until people like you accept responsibility for this mess
the people voted in all the douchebags who rekt our countries
there's no conspiracy, just people not paying attention and checking the names with the correct letter next to it

>>5963170
If you only have 2 options and the representatives are selected by the party to do as the party says there's not a lot you can do

>>5963170
what nonsense. you think "voting" does anything?
you're either very young or an old person who still watches msm.
same shit, different arseholes, all puppets for the jews/nwo. come on man, how do you still not know this. to reiterate, "voting" doesn't mean a fucking thing whatsoever and never, ever has. you're going to eat shit from the ancient nwo playbook and there is fuck all you can do about it.
we're all fucked.

but if you want to believe in voting and father christmas and the bbc hasn't always been a propaganda arm of the govt then have fun in your boring gay fake reality

>>5963165
>confuses the eu with europe
Imagine my shock when a jaded doomer faggot is fucking retarded.

>>5961105
I feel like I'm having a stroke, I didn't understand a single word of that

>>5962929
>that place would have been a curry factory by now if it werent for the US
Nigga, did you just wake from a coma?

>>5963170
>vote harder
I don't think you understand anything at all.
democracy is inherently flawed
politicians want votes so they constantly trade votes to expand the voterbase to those they can trade votes for.

>>5963250
You are a peculier fruit are you not. handwaiving over a geographic region vs a political organisation that comprises much of that very region.

I am no doomer, I'm merely realistic about the pointlessness of "representative democracy"

>>5963152
gomennasorry posting will never not be funny to me

>>5963229
>>5963267
man you idiots failed reading comprehension
never said vote harder
I said the People who have voted, which is you fags, need to accept responsibility for your part in this
you put these people in power who are destroying your countries
you all did this either by voting for them or by sitting out and being "le epic misanthrope" non-voter and doing nothing but bitch online
you let this all happen either willingly by voting for it or by an inaction jackass twiddling your thumbs and pulling your pud

>>5963184
there are more than voting options
>hur dur glowie
see, that's why you'll continue to fail
you know voting won't change things but you're all too chickenshit to do anything more
>hur dur glowie kike
enjoy the borwning of your country but hey, at least you hid your power levels by doing fuck all

>>5963315
You're just being a snarky twat.
Speak clearly in the first place

>>5963320
>borwning

Saaaaaar, still sucking the painter's dick, kek

>>5962966
Shes asking what city/town/area he calls home. Not asking "where were you born” or “where are you from originally".

>>5962985
>Lol
Lmao
Once a monke always a monke...
Kys

>>5960861
He actually nails it though

>>5960912
Fake

>>5962598
she is one

>>5961125
True though, travellers. I do like that as well

>>5961511
Fantastic story, probably true. Genuine. Poetic.

You know they you you write that in hexaminer, structuraly is an oral tradition. The meter, the breaks, is easily remembered.
You could also parse it Shakespearean for it has a fine gait.

>>5961835
Feels bad men.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vU-7H3wvrAM
Still belt this out when I'm laying bricks

>>5960858
iceland sucks btw

>>5961125
>showmanship face rub

>>5960853 (OP)
First vid :)

Glance at second, thirth, fourth, fifth, sixth video... eight, nineth, tenth! Ok im out of here

>>5960856
>i don't have a speech impediment- the entire country of netherlands has a speech impediment.
based.

>>5962598
Feminism really did a number on Slavic women

>>5960864
turns into the green goblin at the end

>>5960901
he did a good job with the dublin accent there, a bit posh but managed to sound like your average politician

>>5963264
>quebec almost drop 10% in 10 years
And these nigs act like they own the fucking place.

>>5964780
It's a bit bizarre but the oldest recorded afrikaans is somehow written in indonesian arabic.

>>5962720
okay go to japan and try speaking the way she does. nobody will understand you.

>>5962271
Won what? The top prize for most violent place on earth?

>>5964922
That's the joke, dingus.

>>5961735
Prior to the automobile being a commonality in europe (and in the US too), it took weeks to travel between these regions, be it by foot or horse. Often meant these regions developed their accents in isolation from other regions, even if just a few dozen miles apart. Also cultural influences help, but its mostly due to isolation. Granted, the US had a similar thing, but post WW2 american culture and accents started unifying rapidly, from globalism, the TV and radio, and cars.

>>5962929
Americans complaining of european demographics is funny. You´re right, but you´re just as bad, if not worse than us. 56% white vs most european nations being 80% white or more.

>>5960858
thats not a language

>>5960912
you aint 5"10 bitch

>>5960949
you're boring.

>>5961599
kick them out now before its too late

>>5965008
Name 1 western European country with over 50 or even better 100 million white people.

>>5962588
liar.

>>5963034
the fuck was he drinking?

>>5965026
gross

>>5964922
Maybe, but after getting her teeth kicked

>>5965043
If you are gay yes.

>>5965048
lol

>>5961734
>ye
fun fact: the "y" in "ye" was pronounced as "th", there were never anyone who said "jee oldee" until about 100 years ago

>>5960853 (OP)
Anyone got that audio of someone saying stereotypical american gibberish it went like super bowl fifty pounds black hawk something something

>>5965070
I'm portuguese and i ask myself the same question every time he plays for the country

>>5965027
They have been here since the 16th century, not new arrivals.

>>5963147
Imperial is for height and cock size only.
>t. cunt

How did we go from >>5961511 barely understandable to >>5961559 in only 300 years where it has remained functionally entirely so for another 300?

>>5961494
I think about this webm a lot.

>>5965174
Printing press had a great effect on standardizing language. The thing about middle english that we have fragments of, is that different sources use different spellings and likely pronounced things differently as well, probably had unique idioms and even grammar. The issue with old sources is that they often aren't representative of the vernacular considering who was producing them and preserving them.

>>5963147
Most of the Anglosphere uses both Metric and Imperial units but for different and specific things. Metric is the "standard" but some things are measured with traditional units because that's just the way it's always been and nobody's going to change it. Nobody orders a 568ML of beer at the pub, they order a pint. Some people prefer to do distance in miles rather than kilometers, some people prefer inches or stone for bodily measurements.

>>5960855
>says all this shit
>wearing synthetic fibres
Yeah, come back when your clothes are hand made from cotton and wool only whore

>>5965050
heh

>>5960856
i love her so much

>>5965391
>start webm
>most obvious italian accent of all time
>filename mentions melbourne so i assumed australian and thus english
>get blasted with a mix of poorly pronounced english, fluent italian and greek
i got hit by the ol' razzle dazzle

>>5965036
english mustard

>>5965411
Just Melbourne things.

>>5965347
Yes thank you

>>5960856
>>5965409
It does sound like a speech impediment in that second video. Still pretty cute, I should move there

>>5960942
>a little shitty

>>5965106
Complete and utter bullshit, but muzzies will believe it.

>>5961494
He's not wrong

>>5961511
>bing bing wehee, 14th century

>>5962598
She's Russian

>>5961762
this is adorable

>>5961599
There is an area in my city called troon.
Its the least funny thing because its a relatively recent slang for a tranny. it doesnt retroactively make the place seem weird.
That is like a burger laughing at faggots (the food) or a slang for a cigarette a fag because they created a slang that gays are faggots/fags.
The derogatory slang word came later.

What next a negro becomes a cucumber and it retroactively makes the vegetable seem funny...

>>5965781
>What next a negro becomes a cucumber and it retroactively makes the vegetable seem funny...

That's eggplants anon

>>5965786
is it a racial slur already?
We dont call aubergines eggplants here.

>>5963037
>SUCK YO DADS

>>5965026
>Kid me talking into the fan

>>5965781
It's just internet lingo, don't overthink it, nonce.

>>5961735
wait till you find out about Caucasus.

>>5960856
>I dont have a speech impediment, just very obvious fetal alcohol sydrome

>>5961735
mostly this
>>5965005
But specifically
>post WW2 american culture and accents started unifying rapidly, from globalism, the TV and radio, and cars.
They just refuse to do this, they stick to whatever accent they remember their granddad having because if they let up even for a second they're going to lose it and start sounding like americans because we live rent free in their minds

>>5966017
The executioner look, wot

>>5963137
Oh shit you're right

>>5960853 (OP)
what's that about a 35 hour brownout in the balkans?

>>5965512
>in college
>working front desk of girls dorm
>talking to a bunch of people
>japanese student comes in
I need penis butter!!
where can I get penis butter?!

>>5961735
americans don't realise how many different american accents there are. i've seen some claim flat out that americans don't have accents at all

>>5966447
You sound like you're terminally online there, Abdul.

Speak https://vocaroo.com/

>>5961762
>rectanguru
to perfect
>rectangle

>>5965047
both are retarded

>>5960911
>like me money in Greggs
lost

>>5964097
100%
the only time it doesn't suck is for like 1 week in November, and only in Reykyavik.
And only one on street.

>>5961494
True story, I worked with this crew a long long while ago.
He's a ganger last I knew.

>>5966986
scouse ain't english

>>5961724
>MISTA J

>>5965790
italians have used it for a long time and from them it came to english
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/moolie

>>5961735
The US has them too. I grew up in Appalachia, and it's possible to identify where someone is from based on their accent right down to the county, and moreover that's across several states. Some of the accents are so niche that you can narrow them down to individual valleys.

>>5965084
lol

>>5961511
>And this is verray soth. His name was hoten Simkin
>And this is very true. His name was Simkin

Ok, so what exactly is "hoten"?
Is it just a nonsense word that doesn't mean anything that they'd say just for shits and gigs? And if it's not, why wasn't it put into the translation?
At a guess, I'd think it was his name, or part of his name/a title (like Mr.), but once again, why isn't that put into the translation?

>>5967672
It's just a particle that doesn't need to be used anymore. Wiktionary tells me it's a word that implies formal designation, basically 'known as'. As in his name was (known as) Simkin.
Like how his name 'was' Simkin. Syntactically 'was' doesn't really serve any purpose other to imply no longer being familiar with an individual or the tale regarding them occurring in the past (also not necessary as all stories tend to be in the past).
English could easily evolve to "His name Simkin" with no real loss of meaning.

>>5961724
New requirement for wife material unlocked

>>5965050
>"I'm really sorry when I didn't call you"
Very obvious ESL moment, but I feel like English is the only language where you can get your point across in incorrect ways like this.
As long as you're not using entirely wrong words, you can pretty much communicate and it's not even unpleasant to the ears really. Not to mine at least.

>>5960858
Do you have more?

>>5962689
Cityboy faggot

>>5962572
Brittanica on youtube, very based brit who travels a lot. He went to Afghanistan (middle east, not London) and hung out with the boys there

Anyone got the Brooklyn chick whose boyfriend got her a freaking sword when she was sick?

>>5961735
stfu. i live in norflarda and the nex county over has a diffrent accent than we do, and my county touches Georgia and they all soun diffrent up there

>>5968104
>scared of a white girl
I like how this implies that you should be more scared of nonwhites. People say this type of thing all the time without realizing it.

>>5968104
oy vey

>>5968102
WOVLD

>>5960867
>>5960912
>>5960942
>>5961762
>>5965026

WOVLD

>>5968119
>I like how this implies that you should be more scared of nonwhites

shouldnt you?

>>5962929
>The frogs still profit from their colonial history to this day,

>>5968396
Yes. Normies don't realize they're being subconsciously racist when they imply that.

>>5968104
what accent is that?

>>5968119
they know this. they know they know this. and this shows when they say something that implies it but doesn't use the same words.
yes, saying basically "you shouldn't be scared of me because i'm short, white, and a woman", is of course implying that someone should be scared of someone who is tall, non-white, and a man. but this implication, the same thing but inverted, is blacklisted in their mind... oh sorry, "denylisted" (what, is the word "black" considered offensive now? i swear the self-proclaimed "anti-racist" people are the most racist people out there)

>>5968630
Italian american I think

>>5968630
Fake Brooklyn copied from cartoons. Nobody actually talks like that.

>>5968104
>italians are white
no

>>5968630
I think she was from New Jersey and had a tok about pronouncing gob-a-ghoul so wop

>>5968655
>had a tok about pronouncing gob-a-ghoul so wop
did you have a stroke?

>>5960861
I want this guy as a COD with zoomer slang

>>5968685
*as a COD announcer

>>5960864
The perfect summation of the male sex drive

>>5961719
giga cringe. I hate that the first entry of the Quebecois accent ITT is this.

>>5962887
How does it make sense that a jeet voluntarily fighting for the British in 1940 mean that some other unaffiliated jeet 85 years later has the right to live in the UK?

>>5969042
Hmmm lets see, British colonialism killed 100 million Indians in 40 years

>>5969517
The only lesson I take from this is that they should have actually killed all of them so as to not have future faggots like yo using flimsy excuses like this as a justification to eradicate the British people as a distinct ethnic group.

>>5969517
Kill yourself

>>5969659
>>5970009
Zero refute.

>>5970207
There is nothing to refute. You advocate for the eradication of a people in response to perceived past injustices. You are an enemy and the only appropriate response is to kill you before you kill us.

>>5970213
I don't advocate for anything, I do not care.

>>5970278
Lol your presence here is called "caring." You should have bags packed.

>>5962588
Imagine even Albania being jeeted...there is no escape.

8 No.5962598
are you joking tard?
that's normal unless its a bikini or some fish net top no.

what do all your woman dress up like men now?
the fuck is wrong with you?

in my country its very ratre for even female to dress femanine
and most of those men are borderline gay.
this is nothing.
don't be disrespectful to other country you stupidf third worlder. be respectful.