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Anonymous No.5968063 >>5968064 >>5968067 >>5968182 >>5968250 >>5968595 >>5970085
YLYL
You Laugh You Lose
Anonymous No.5968064 >>5968233 >>5969505
>>5968063 (OP)
Anonymous No.5968066
Jokes on you, I'm sick at the moment, I physically can't laugh
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>>5968063 (OP)
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Nothing wants to get hit with a brick, not even other bricks.
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>>5968063 (OP)
you have to post something funny first.
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Anonymous No.5968184 >>5968200 >>5968233 >>5968566
nothing funny posted so far.
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>>5968184
you get the brick
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>>5968184
This >>5968064 was cute and made me smile.

But yeah, lame thread.
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>>5968063 (OP)
Anonymous No.5968255 >>5968836 >>5969957
>>5968174
What the fuck? And why do they just stand there and let some rando dip a broom into the frying oil?
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>>5968101
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>>5968184
>>5968233
based contributors
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>>5968231
This is shit
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>>5968233
wsgers when no 40 variants of figugigu posted
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>>5968063 (OP)
Must be an /x/ poster
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>>5968072
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>>5968194
Sauce?
Anonymous No.5968763 >>5968774 >>5968799
still not posting anything even slightly funny
Anonymous No.5968774
>>5968763
Zoomerfaggits has no sense of humor. Only brainrot.
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>>5968667
He's been punching her since she was 6
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>>5968101
this shit is so gay
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Anonymous No.5968836 >>5969923
>>5968255
> Try and stop the idiot
> Company fires you because the criminal can sue the company
> Criminal sues the company anyways, settles out of court

It's retarded. Knew someone that worked at a store that stopped someone from robbing merchandise. He was promptly fired. They literally teach you to just stand there like a fucking idiot and not do anything
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>>5968818
This guys voice would be so easy to AI
Anonymous No.5968889
This is the worst thread I have ever seen.
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>>5968829
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Anonymous No.5968925 >>5969059 >>5970273
Kill every fucking zoomer, holy shit
I think >>5968852 actually gave me cancer.
Anonymous No.5968928 >>5969447
>>5968844
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Anonymous No.5968997 >>5969002 >>5969227 >>5969232
>>5968958
>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see coming
>he's the victim because le speeding
110 mph my fucking ass. please tell me this is AI.
Anonymous No.5969002 >>5970018
>>5968997
no just kiwi faggots
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Anonymous No.5969020
nope, still nothing funny.
Anonymous No.5969036
>>5968173
This feels like it could have been a cumtown bit
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>>5968909
Had a couple coworkers die of overdoses. One, I had only spoken to briefly but the other one was a pretty cool guy. Dude was a retarded Eskimo but he was prettt harmless. Didn't show up for work for a few weeks and the company didn't think too much of it cause he'd been known to go on the odd bender now and then. Apparently the neighbors had reported a foul smell coming from his apartment and they found him rotting on the floor in his apartment. He was a young guy too, maybe 25. Just sad, really.
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Tolko No.5969049 >>5969152 >>5970211
>>5969004
Are we to believe blind people have no sense of smell?
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>>5968072
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>>5968101
ngl I wanna learn that dance now
Anonymous No.5969059
>>5968925
heres some super cancer to go with your regular cancer
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Great
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Marking my place here. Not a single one made me laugh. Shit thread.
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>>5969098
tough kid just saying ow
>>5969095
dial on top surpremacy
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Ayy LMAO
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>>5968910
Holy shit! Please tell me this is real!
Lost
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>>5969049
fucking kek
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>>5969155
Finally a laugh.
Anonymous No.5969227 >>5969232 >>5969286
>>5968997
It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.5969232 >>5969340 >>5969647
>>5968997
>>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see coming
people make mistakes, you should try to account for this wherever possible when driving. that is, drive like that person didn't see you.
>>5969227
>It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
it's not a motorway and it's next to houses. it's probably a 70km/h zone or so

also, when judging how much space you need to pull out, one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speeding, especially if it's by itself, so you end up with less time than you thought you should have
Anonymous No.5969248 >>5969579
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>>5969227

A road like that would generally be 60-80. If it was a heavier use one maybe up to 90. In any case 110 isn't uncommon to see on them if you're some distance out. Everyone who's not a retard from the inner city knows to gives anyone on intersections a wide berth when turning out.
Anonymous No.5969340 >>5969348 >>5969352
>>5969232
Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"? Just a thought. Both ads are wastes of money and accomplish nothing but the fact that the message of this ad is "Don't speed because people might pull out in front of you randomly" instead of "Look both ways and go when it's safe" is just ludicrous.
Anonymous No.5969348 >>5969352
>>5969340
>Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"?
both are legitimate advice. the point i believe is that pulling out too close to an oncoming car is a simple mistake, while speeding considerably tends to be more conscious. like one doesn't just accidentally do 20-30km/h over the speed limit.
the ad is targeting "the bad guy", basically, telling people not to speed rather than telling innocent people to look out for people who speed. i do understand your point of view as well, that is that even with an oncoming car that isn't speeding, the scenario presented is still possible, if the driver pulling out does so with an oncoming car too close for them to slow down in time. but like i said, someone pulling out would usually judge how much space is needed given the posted speed limit, which is only a problem if the oncoming car is speeding
Anonymous No.5969352 >>5969354
>>5969340
>>5969348
case in point; i actually had a similar issue when i was taking my driver license test. i pulled out of a 50km/h road onto an 80km/h road, something i had not done before, and i misjudged how much time i had to pull out before the oncoming car would reach me. i didn't cause an accident, but it was close enough that the instructor told me that if the other driver had used their horn, i would have failed. so i'm familiar with this scenario
Anonymous No.5969353
>>5968910
haha, oh fuck I'm dying
Anonymous No.5969354
>>5969352
(forgot to note that i was not aware the road i was pulling into was 80km/h, hence the misjudgement)
Anonymous No.5969367
>>5969071
I NEED more videos like this
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>>5969061
This needs literal Super Mario 64 music.
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Anonymous No.5969447 >>5969455
>>5968928
>>5968844
What are these from?
noggachoc No.5969449
>>5969038
erm, maam, this is a wendys
Anonymous No.5969455
>>5969447
The Savage Eye
Not much point watching it unless you're Irish or very familiar with Ireland because you wouldn't get a lot of the jokes and references. It's an Irish tv show
Anonymous No.5969458 >>5969461 >>5969696 >>5969850
>>5968908
first funny itt
YIKES!
you managed to ruin about 40% of a thread without resorting to fligu or singing Luffy. congrats, son. your a gay homo lol
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noggachoc No.5969461 >>5969467
>>5969458
ur not better
captcha:kvetch
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>>5969461
Another funny. Good job, anon. Youre getting there.
Anonymous No.5969469 >>5969471 >>5969479
>>5969465
>The Gays
noggachoc No.5969470 >>5970141
>>5969467
nice one, saved
noggachoc No.5969471
>>5969469
Dr Kostume is also great
Anonymous No.5969477
>>5969122
>Every time I hear someone claim that dogs are smart animals
Anonymous No.5969479
>>5969469
What? They forgot to pay you your royalties or something? lmao
Anonymous No.5969484
>>5969162
Fake btw, the stream delay is longer
Anonymous No.5969493
>>5968173
Meatwad is spot on
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>>5968064
haha
Anonymous No.5969542
>>5968911
straight and based
Anonymous No.5969545 >>5969570 >>5969586 >>5969954
>>5968072
Can any homo explain to me how gay sex works? How do they not get shit on their dicks? If one were to fuck this thing wouldn't one get shit on one's dick? What is attractive about this?

>inb4 enema
Is he gonna starve himself or is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?
Anonymous No.5969553 >>5970069
>>5969154
>his parents
>his
>while they still have to get married

fake as fuck
Anonymous No.5969570 >>5969728
>>5969545
i have no idea but I heard that from the wormpilled theory, is that people infested with worms have an uncontrollable urge to spread them, thus they get homosexual tendencies, and since worms are in the rear and the scat and stuff that's how they spread, which is why one gay person can have a hundred partners a year or even more than that, while straight people have one or a few.
Anonymous No.5969579 >>5969688
>>5969248
what podcast is this?
Anonymous No.5969586 >>5969728
>>5969545
>is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?
yes, being a bottom is a lot of work. i like to be very clean and that involves an enema every time i wanna have sex. there's such a thing as the "bottom diet" too, and you can add psyllium husk supplements (fiber) to help. anal sex is rarely spontaneous unfortunately, at least for me. i suppose sometime could maintain as best hygiene as they can and then use a condom, but that isn't good enough for me. im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the ass, and they all will have had multiple enemas beforehand. just how it is.
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>>5969232
Country roads here are 60mph so going 68 is barely speeding, legally yes but it wouldn't make the difference between life and death. You do have a point about it being next to houses so there's probably a lower limit on that section, maybe, it's not like it's made clear in any way.
>one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speeding
This is the dumbest shit I've read all day, most people judge a car by how fast it's going not by calculating the speed limit in their head. Roads around where I live have a trillion speed limits depending on the location, some city roads are 20, some are 30, some larger ones are 40, some are 50. Highways are normally 70 but some sections are 60 or 50 for retarded reasons, and people regularly go 80 on a 70 road (though rarely on the edge lane but not never). Sometimes a grandma is driving 10 below, or in a city road especially maybe someone just stopped for another reason (like a pedestrian crossing) and is just pulling away so is accelerating slowly.
When pulling out I have literally never once in my life stopped to check or guess the speed limit on the road I'm turning to. You look at the car and how fast it's approaching and judge based on that. It's fucking natural assuming you have two working eyes and basic spatial reasoning.
Anonymous No.5969665
>>5969634
>>5969635
Easily disproved by simply making fun of those groups in public and not having your life ruined
Try doing that with the jews
Anonymous No.5969672
>>5968914
underrated
Anonymous No.5969673 >>5969675 >>5969679
>>5969061
What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit? It obviously took hours to make too
Anonymous No.5969675 >>5969744
>>5969673
it funny
Anonymous No.5969676
>>5969462
There was a longer video of this with Matrix nusic. Anybody have it?
Anonymous No.5969677
>>5969635
>We know
Fuck me that nasal fucking voice you yids have. Its not even funny Schlomo we all see you
Anonymous No.5969679
>>5969673
>What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit?
He was judged by the content of his character. You should know bout that as it was your boy wrote the speech for MLK
Anonymous No.5969684 >>5969695
>>5969634
Susan Diane Wojcicki was born in Santa Clara, California, on July 5, 1968, the daughter of Esther Wojcicki, an American journalist, and Stanley Wojcicki, a Polish physics professor at Stanford University.[7][8][9] Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants
> Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants
>Russian Jewish immigrants
>Jewish immigrants
>Jewish
Get that glorious tune out of your fucking mouth Chaim. Get rekt btw
Anonymous No.5969688 >>5969701
>>5969579
Cumtown
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>>5969684
>Susan Diane Wojcicki
>I'm here to tell you this: Some pioneers of the technology revolution are Jewish women. You don't hear very much about them, because no one has put up a plaque for them yet. One of then is named Esther Wojcicki, aka "Woj." Woj serves as Vice Chair on the Creative Commons Board of Directors, and is a pioneer in education and technology.

>Wojcicki has belonged to a synagogue all along, and sent her children to the public schools K-12. She is proud that her three daughters all belong to synagogues in the Bay Area, but a little puzzled that they send their children to private school.

>β€œAll my grandchildren are in Jewish Day schools.” Woj said, looking surprised. "I never thought that would happen."

https://jwa.org/blog/esther-wojcicki-jewish-mother-of-tech-revolution

Oy gevault what a surprise! You laughing now Moyshe?
Anonymous No.5969696 >>5969698
>>5969458
Not funny just racist
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>>5969696
But just to make clear. Being racist doesn't detract from something being funny
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>>5969697
Ohhhhh following the script are we?
Trying to slide the thread when it starts to become a little "problematic" are we?
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>>5969688
thanks bro
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Anonymous No.5969704 >>5969706
>>5969700
Huh? I'm just here for the videos. I'm not even reading what you faggots sperg about
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>>5968887
good thing retards and edgy teens only watch mcnally
Anonymous No.5969706 >>5969713
>>5969704
>I'm not even reading what you
And yet there you are replying after reading. I've done you
Anonymous No.5969709
Now other threads are taking off. Like clockwork
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>>5969706
Only because of the (You), i still don't know what your problem is nor do i care. Have a nice evening.
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>>5969570
Well they'd have to be prion worms, how else would they trigger urges in the body?
>>5969586
It sounds like a lot of work, do you think it's worth it?
>no spontaneous sex
The inability to have spontaneous sex is dealbreaker even if ass was like vagina
>im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the ass
Certainly not in years.
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Anonymous No.5969736 >>5969752 >>5969921
>>5969728
>do you think it's worth it?
yeah i love it! and anal sex isnt the only type of sex i have. ive been told i give 'phenomenal' head and i love getting facefucked, which can be very spontaneous. once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all night and then again in the morning. its become like routine for me so the amount of work is fine now desu :)
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Still on the front page huh?
How sad
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>>5969675
Damn I need a suit that fits like that
Anonymous No.5969748 >>5969760
>>5969720
SABATH WAS MADE FOR MAN
NOT MAN FOR THE SABATH
you dumb cunt
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Anonymous No.5969752 >>5969757
>>5969736
Understandable. Thank you for the in-depth reply
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>>5969752
you're very welcome lol :3
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>>5969748
Coming from the men who stick fishing wire up around their neighbourhood and scapegoats chickens to trick God
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>>5969797
Certified classic
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>>5969039
it's not funny it's either retarded or staged. no one would be that dumb.
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>>5969043
The only funny video in this thread.
Anonymous No.5969818 >>5969827
>>5969720
always funny seeing the ways jew out-jew their own god
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>>5968566
lost
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>>5969818
God is omniscient but is powerless against cups of hot water and lamp shades
Anonymous No.5969835
>>5968566
Crystal Skull deleted scene
Anonymous No.5969836
>>5968799
Lmfao
Good thread so far
Anonymous No.5969840
>>5969038
Deeply problematic video that needs removing from the internet
How could you post this in a liberal democracy
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>>5969458
Someone post fligu @ this RACIST ass CHUD
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>>5969888
awww shit nigga
Anonymous No.5969921 >>5970065
>>5969736
>once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all night
so you fast enough for the intestine to be empty on a regular basis
how do you have dinner and in the next morning you're guaranteed to have a clean rectum? i dont get it . thank you anyway!
Anonymous No.5969923
>>5968836
well I'm obviously not ruining my life for someone else's company. Justice is twisted anyway so let them rob whatever they want
Anonymous No.5969944 >>5970107
>>5968174
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>>5968101
>"I'm an alpha male!"
>"But also I need attention just like a fucking woman!"
What a faggot Tate is.
Anonymous No.5969947
>>5969801
>no one would be that dumb
I see you have never met a woman, anon.
Anonymous No.5969950 >>5970166
>>5968799
I watched this for like an entire minute.
Fuck
Anonymous No.5969954
>>5969545
Some don't care about the shit, others try to avoid it. Some don't do anal at all
Anonymous No.5969957
>>5968255
I'm not fighting a guy who has a broom covered in boiling oil
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>>5968173
I wish aqua teen was this funny. Shit sucks and is for gay stoner
Anonymous No.5970014
>>5969946
I'm pretty sure that's a known impersonator that does dance videos.
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>>5969002
You better watch your back next time you’re at a stop sign, cunt.
Anonymous No.5970048
>>5968183
Imagine being a cult member and thinking "oh, you!" instead of "Oh shit this whole thing has been one giant jewy grift the whole time"
Anonymous No.5970050
>>5969038
How psychopaths in Dead Rising act when you ask them not to burn women alive
>>5969797
That rat creature had the highest IQ in the room
Anonymous No.5970065
>>5969921
no no, i don't need to stop eating at all. okay so, food stays in the stomach for 4-6 hours, then it goes through the intestines for anywhere from 24-48 hours. it takes a long time to fully digest a meal. so any meal i have after cleaning and on a date is totally fine. the enema doesn't clean my entire intestines tho, they're really really long that'd be crazy, but no guy has a 50ft dick lol. so in my experience i find that i have 18-24 hours of being clean, sometimes as little as 12, idk depends on my diet. the bottom diet i mentioned is high fiber and stuff and helps with getting clean/staying clean for longer. sorry i hope im not grossing anyone out lol anon asked and im happy to answer :)
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>>5969154
>>5969553
Seeing people mindlessly in "tradition" to me is like being an alien watching humans from a distance. There's literally no reason to re-enact the same bullshit over and over and go through the motions, but somehow it means everything to a low IQ housewife.
Protip: If you disagree with me, you're a mindless NPC.
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>>5969038
She still is wearing the socks from the hospital. She probably just got discharged after a psych eval
Anonymous No.5970078
>>5969605
I hate that this got me
Anonymous No.5970085 >>5970092
>>5968063 (OP)
god freeren is so shit
Anonymous No.5970088
>>5968200
lost
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>>5970085
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>>5969944
the retard laugh he does is great
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>>5969888
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>>5969470
i remember that thread. i was in that thread, watching Ukraine before it got bombed
Anonymous No.5970166
>>5969950
What a short, yet enlightening experience.
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>>5969699
Which one is the downie?
Anonymous No.5970211
>>5969049
lost
Anonymous No.5970226
>>5969765
Reminder that officially the holocaust is believed to have killed 11 million people of which 6 millions are jews
Anonymous No.5970233
>>5969720
Nowadays most religions look at ancient beliefs and contextualize them as rules that made sense back when they were written by tribes and whatnot.
But orthodox jews have this weird mix where they believe they are supposed to follow those rules, except they can trick God through loopholes.
Anonymous No.5970245
>>5969720
This is more autistic than speedrunning.
Anonymous No.5970272
>>5968822
0/10 absolute dogshit
Anonymous No.5970273
>>5968925
>sell something
>for free
agreed