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Anonymous No.5968063 [Report] >>5968064 >>5968067 >>5968182 >>5968250 >>5968595 >>5970085 >>5971146
YLYL
You Laugh You Lose
Anonymous No.5968064 [Report] >>5968233 >>5969505
>>5968063 (OP)
Anonymous No.5968066 [Report]
Jokes on you, I'm sick at the moment, I physically can't laugh
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>>5968063 (OP)
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Nothing wants to get hit with a brick, not even other bricks.
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>>5968063 (OP)
you have to post something funny first.
Anonymous No.5968183 [Report] >>5970048
Anonymous No.5968184 [Report] >>5968200 >>5968233 >>5968566
nothing funny posted so far.
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Anonymous No.5968200 [Report] >>5970088
>>5968184
you get the brick
Anonymous No.5968231 [Report] >>5968572
Anonymous No.5968233 [Report] >>5968566 >>5968587
>>5968184
This >>5968064 was cute and made me smile.

But yeah, lame thread.
Anonymous No.5968250 [Report] >>5970363
>>5968063 (OP)
Anonymous No.5968255 [Report] >>5968836 >>5969957
>>5968174
What the fuck? And why do they just stand there and let some rando dip a broom into the frying oil?
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>>5968101
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>>5968184
>>5968233
based contributors
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>>5968231
This is shit
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>>5968233
wsgers when no 40 variants of figugigu posted
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>>5968063 (OP)
Must be an /x/ poster
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>>5968072
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>>5968194
Sauce?
Anonymous No.5968763 [Report] >>5968774 >>5968799
still not posting anything even slightly funny
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>>5968763
Zoomerfaggits has no sense of humor. Only brainrot.
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>>5968667
He's been punching her since she was 6
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>>5968101
this shit is so gay
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Anonymous No.5968836 [Report] >>5969923
>>5968255
> Try and stop the idiot
> Company fires you because the criminal can sue the company
> Criminal sues the company anyways, settles out of court

It's retarded. Knew someone that worked at a store that stopped someone from robbing merchandise. He was promptly fired. They literally teach you to just stand there like a fucking idiot and not do anything
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>>5968818
This guys voice would be so easy to AI
Anonymous No.5968889 [Report]
This is the worst thread I have ever seen.
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Anonymous No.5968925 [Report] >>5969059 >>5970273
Kill every fucking zoomer, holy shit
I think >>5968852 actually gave me cancer.
Anonymous No.5968928 [Report] >>5969447
>>5968844
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Anonymous No.5968997 [Report] >>5969002 >>5969227 >>5969232
>>5968958
>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see coming
>he's the victim because le speeding
110 mph my fucking ass. please tell me this is AI.
Anonymous No.5969002 [Report] >>5970018
>>5968997
no just kiwi faggots
Anonymous No.5969004 [Report] >>5969049
Anonymous No.5969020 [Report]
nope, still nothing funny.
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>>5968173
This feels like it could have been a cumtown bit
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>>5968909
Had a couple coworkers die of overdoses. One, I had only spoken to briefly but the other one was a pretty cool guy. Dude was a retarded Eskimo but he was prettt harmless. Didn't show up for work for a few weeks and the company didn't think too much of it cause he'd been known to go on the odd bender now and then. Apparently the neighbors had reported a foul smell coming from his apartment and they found him rotting on the floor in his apartment. He was a young guy too, maybe 25. Just sad, really.
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Anonymous No.5969048 [Report] >>5971833
Tolko No.5969049 [Report] >>5969152 >>5970211
>>5969004
Are we to believe blind people have no sense of smell?
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Anonymous No.5969054 [Report] >>5970882
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>>5968101
ngl I wanna learn that dance now
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>>5968925
heres some super cancer to go with your regular cancer
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Great
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Marking my place here. Not a single one made me laugh. Shit thread.
Anonymous No.5969095 [Report] >>5969121 >>5971908 >>5972100
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>>5969098
tough kid just saying ow
>>5969095
dial on top surpremacy
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Ayy LMAO
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>>5968910
Holy shit! Please tell me this is real!
Lost
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>>5969049
fucking kek
Anonymous No.5969154 [Report] >>5969553 >>5970069
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>>5969155
Finally a laugh.
Anonymous No.5969227 [Report] >>5969232 >>5969286 >>5970897 >>5970923
>>5968997
It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.5969232 [Report] >>5969340 >>5969647
>>5968997
>>retard at a stop sign pulls out in front of an oncoming car he could clearly see coming
people make mistakes, you should try to account for this wherever possible when driving. that is, drive like that person didn't see you.
>>5969227
>It's 110 km/h, only 68.35083 mph. Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
it's not a motorway and it's next to houses. it's probably a 70km/h zone or so

also, when judging how much space you need to pull out, one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speeding, especially if it's by itself, so you end up with less time than you thought you should have
Anonymous No.5969248 [Report] >>5969579
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>>5969227

A road like that would generally be 60-80. If it was a heavier use one maybe up to 90. In any case 110 isn't uncommon to see on them if you're some distance out. Everyone who's not a retard from the inner city knows to gives anyone on intersections a wide berth when turning out.
Anonymous No.5969340 [Report] >>5969348 >>5969352
>>5969232
Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"? Just a thought. Both ads are wastes of money and accomplish nothing but the fact that the message of this ad is "Don't speed because people might pull out in front of you randomly" instead of "Look both ways and go when it's safe" is just ludicrous.
Anonymous No.5969348 [Report] >>5969352
>>5969340
>Maybe the message should be "don't be a retard on the road" instead of "watch out for retards on the road"?
both are legitimate advice. the point i believe is that pulling out too close to an oncoming car is a simple mistake, while speeding considerably tends to be more conscious. like one doesn't just accidentally do 20-30km/h over the speed limit.
the ad is targeting "the bad guy", basically, telling people not to speed rather than telling innocent people to look out for people who speed. i do understand your point of view as well, that is that even with an oncoming car that isn't speeding, the scenario presented is still possible, if the driver pulling out does so with an oncoming car too close for them to slow down in time. but like i said, someone pulling out would usually judge how much space is needed given the posted speed limit, which is only a problem if the oncoming car is speeding
Anonymous No.5969352 [Report] >>5969354
>>5969340
>>5969348
case in point; i actually had a similar issue when i was taking my driver license test. i pulled out of a 50km/h road onto an 80km/h road, something i had not done before, and i misjudged how much time i had to pull out before the oncoming car would reach me. i didn't cause an accident, but it was close enough that the instructor told me that if the other driver had used their horn, i would have failed. so i'm familiar with this scenario
Anonymous No.5969353 [Report]
>>5968910
haha, oh fuck I'm dying
Anonymous No.5969354 [Report]
>>5969352
(forgot to note that i was not aware the road i was pulling into was 80km/h, hence the misjudgement)
Anonymous No.5969367 [Report]
>>5969071
I NEED more videos like this
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>>5969061
This needs literal Super Mario 64 music.
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Anonymous No.5969447 [Report] >>5969455
>>5968928
>>5968844
What are these from?
noggachoc No.5969449 [Report]
>>5969038
erm, maam, this is a wendys
Anonymous No.5969455 [Report]
>>5969447
The Savage Eye
Not much point watching it unless you're Irish or very familiar with Ireland because you wouldn't get a lot of the jokes and references. It's an Irish tv show
Anonymous No.5969458 [Report] >>5969461 >>5969696 >>5969850
>>5968908
first funny itt
YIKES!
you managed to ruin about 40% of a thread without resorting to fligu or singing Luffy. congrats, son. your a gay homo lol
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noggachoc No.5969461 [Report] >>5969467
>>5969458
ur not better
captcha:kvetch
noggachoc No.5969462 [Report] >>5969676
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Anonymous No.5969467 [Report] >>5969470
>>5969461
Another funny. Good job, anon. Youre getting there.
Anonymous No.5969469 [Report] >>5969471 >>5969479
>>5969465
>The Gays
noggachoc No.5969470 [Report] >>5970141
>>5969467
nice one, saved
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>>5969469
Dr Kostume is also great
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>>5969122
>Every time I hear someone claim that dogs are smart animals
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>>5969469
What? They forgot to pay you your royalties or something? lmao
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>>5969162
Fake btw, the stream delay is longer
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>>5968173
Meatwad is spot on
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>>5968064
haha
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>>5968911
straight and based
Anonymous No.5969545 [Report] >>5969570 >>5969586 >>5969954 >>5971165
>>5968072
Can any homo explain to me how gay sex works? How do they not get shit on their dicks? If one were to fuck this thing wouldn't one get shit on one's dick? What is attractive about this?

>inb4 enema
Is he gonna starve himself or is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?
Anonymous No.5969553 [Report] >>5970069
>>5969154
>his parents
>his
>while they still have to get married

fake as fuck
Anonymous No.5969570 [Report] >>5969728 >>5971207 >>5971421
>>5969545
i have no idea but I heard that from the wormpilled theory, is that people infested with worms have an uncontrollable urge to spread them, thus they get homosexual tendencies, and since worms are in the rear and the scat and stuff that's how they spread, which is why one gay person can have a hundred partners a year or even more than that, while straight people have one or a few.
Anonymous No.5969579 [Report] >>5969688
>>5969248
what podcast is this?
Anonymous No.5969586 [Report] >>5969728
>>5969545
>is he gonna use an enema every single time they fuck?
yes, being a bottom is a lot of work. i like to be very clean and that involves an enema every time i wanna have sex. there's such a thing as the "bottom diet" too, and you can add psyllium husk supplements (fiber) to help. anal sex is rarely spontaneous unfortunately, at least for me. i suppose sometime could maintain as best hygiene as they can and then use a condom, but that isn't good enough for me. im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the ass, and they all will have had multiple enemas beforehand. just how it is.
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>>5969232
Country roads here are 60mph so going 68 is barely speeding, legally yes but it wouldn't make the difference between life and death. You do have a point about it being next to houses so there's probably a lower limit on that section, maybe, it's not like it's made clear in any way.
>one would naturally assume the oncoming car is doing the speed limit. it's not always easy to judge if a car is speeding
This is the dumbest shit I've read all day, most people judge a car by how fast it's going not by calculating the speed limit in their head. Roads around where I live have a trillion speed limits depending on the location, some city roads are 20, some are 30, some larger ones are 40, some are 50. Highways are normally 70 but some sections are 60 or 50 for retarded reasons, and people regularly go 80 on a 70 road (though rarely on the edge lane but not never). Sometimes a grandma is driving 10 below, or in a city road especially maybe someone just stopped for another reason (like a pedestrian crossing) and is just pulling away so is accelerating slowly.
When pulling out I have literally never once in my life stopped to check or guess the speed limit on the road I'm turning to. You look at the car and how fast it's approaching and judge based on that. It's fucking natural assuming you have two working eyes and basic spatial reasoning.
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>>5969634
>>5969635
Easily disproved by simply making fun of those groups in public and not having your life ruined
Try doing that with the jews
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>>5968914
underrated
Anonymous No.5969673 [Report] >>5969675 >>5969679
>>5969061
What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit? It obviously took hours to make too
Anonymous No.5969675 [Report] >>5969744
>>5969673
it funny
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>>5969462
There was a longer video of this with Matrix nusic. Anybody have it?
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>>5969635
>We know
Fuck me that nasal fucking voice you yids have. Its not even funny Schlomo we all see you
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>>5969673
>What the fuck would compel someone to make this racist shit?
He was judged by the content of his character. You should know bout that as it was your boy wrote the speech for MLK
Anonymous No.5969684 [Report] >>5969695
>>5969634
Susan Diane Wojcicki was born in Santa Clara, California, on July 5, 1968, the daughter of Esther Wojcicki, an American journalist, and Stanley Wojcicki, a Polish physics professor at Stanford University.[7][8][9] Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants
> Her maternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants
>Russian Jewish immigrants
>Jewish immigrants
>Jewish
Get that glorious tune out of your fucking mouth Chaim. Get rekt btw
Anonymous No.5969688 [Report] >>5969701
>>5969579
Cumtown
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>>5969684
>Susan Diane Wojcicki
>I'm here to tell you this: Some pioneers of the technology revolution are Jewish women. You don't hear very much about them, because no one has put up a plaque for them yet. One of then is named Esther Wojcicki, aka "Woj." Woj serves as Vice Chair on the Creative Commons Board of Directors, and is a pioneer in education and technology.

>Wojcicki has belonged to a synagogue all along, and sent her children to the public schools K-12. She is proud that her three daughters all belong to synagogues in the Bay Area, but a little puzzled that they send their children to private school.

>“All my grandchildren are in Jewish Day schools.” Woj said, looking surprised. "I never thought that would happen."

https://jwa.org/blog/esther-wojcicki-jewish-mother-of-tech-revolution

Oy gevault what a surprise! You laughing now Moyshe?
Anonymous No.5969696 [Report] >>5969698
>>5969458
Not funny just racist
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>>5969696
But just to make clear. Being racist doesn't detract from something being funny
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Anonymous No.5969700 [Report] >>5969704
>>5969697
Ohhhhh following the script are we?
Trying to slide the thread when it starts to become a little "problematic" are we?
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>>5969688
thanks bro
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Anonymous No.5969704 [Report] >>5969706
>>5969700
Huh? I'm just here for the videos. I'm not even reading what you faggots sperg about
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>>5968887
good thing retards and edgy teens only watch mcnally
Anonymous No.5969706 [Report] >>5969713
>>5969704
>I'm not even reading what you
And yet there you are replying after reading. I've done you
Anonymous No.5969709 [Report]
Now other threads are taking off. Like clockwork
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>>5969706
Only because of the (You), i still don't know what your problem is nor do i care. Have a nice evening.
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Anonymous No.5969728 [Report] >>5969736 >>5970828
>>5969570
Well they'd have to be prion worms, how else would they trigger urges in the body?
>>5969586
It sounds like a lot of work, do you think it's worth it?
>no spontaneous sex
The inability to have spontaneous sex is dealbreaker even if ass was like vagina
>im sure youve watched porn with girls getting fucked in the ass
Certainly not in years.
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Anonymous No.5969736 [Report] >>5969752 >>5969921
>>5969728
>do you think it's worth it?
yeah i love it! and anal sex isnt the only type of sex i have. ive been told i give 'phenomenal' head and i love getting facefucked, which can be very spontaneous. once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all night and then again in the morning. its become like routine for me so the amount of work is fine now desu :)
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Still on the front page huh?
How sad
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>>5969675
Damn I need a suit that fits like that
Anonymous No.5969748 [Report] >>5969760
>>5969720
SABATH WAS MADE FOR MAN
NOT MAN FOR THE SABATH
you dumb cunt
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>>5969736
Understandable. Thank you for the in-depth reply
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>>5969752
you're very welcome lol :3
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>>5969748
Coming from the men who stick fishing wire up around their neighbourhood and scapegoats chickens to trick God
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>>5969797
Certified classic
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>>5969039
it's not funny it's either retarded or staged. no one would be that dumb.
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>>5969043
The only funny video in this thread.
Anonymous No.5969818 [Report] >>5969827 >>5972347
>>5969720
always funny seeing the ways jew out-jew their own god
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>>5968566
lost
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>>5969818
God is omniscient but is powerless against cups of hot water and lamp shades
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>>5968566
Crystal Skull deleted scene
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>>5968799
Lmfao
Good thread so far
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>>5969038
Deeply problematic video that needs removing from the internet
How could you post this in a liberal democracy
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>>5969458
Someone post fligu @ this RACIST ass CHUD
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>>5969888
awww shit nigga
Anonymous No.5969921 [Report] >>5970065 >>5970848
>>5969736
>once im clean im good for like 18-24 hours, so i can go on a date, have dinner, fuck all night
so you fast enough for the intestine to be empty on a regular basis
how do you have dinner and in the next morning you're guaranteed to have a clean rectum? i dont get it . thank you anyway!
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>>5968836
well I'm obviously not ruining my life for someone else's company. Justice is twisted anyway so let them rob whatever they want
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>>5968174
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>>5968101
>"I'm an alpha male!"
>"But also I need attention just like a fucking woman!"
What a faggot Tate is.
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>>5969801
>no one would be that dumb
I see you have never met a woman, anon.
Anonymous No.5969950 [Report] >>5970166
>>5968799
I watched this for like an entire minute.
Fuck
Anonymous No.5969954 [Report] >>5970746
>>5969545
Some don't care about the shit, others try to avoid it. Some don't do anal at all
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>>5968255
I'm not fighting a guy who has a broom covered in boiling oil
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>>5968173
I wish aqua teen was this funny. Shit sucks and is for gay stoner
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>>5969946
I'm pretty sure that's a known impersonator that does dance videos.
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>>5969002
You better watch your back next time you’re at a stop sign, cunt.
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>>5968183
Imagine being a cult member and thinking "oh, you!" instead of "Oh shit this whole thing has been one giant jewy grift the whole time"
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>>5969038
How psychopaths in Dead Rising act when you ask them not to burn women alive
>>5969797
That rat creature had the highest IQ in the room
Anonymous No.5970065 [Report] >>5970925
>>5969921
no no, i don't need to stop eating at all. okay so, food stays in the stomach for 4-6 hours, then it goes through the intestines for anywhere from 24-48 hours. it takes a long time to fully digest a meal. so any meal i have after cleaning and on a date is totally fine. the enema doesn't clean my entire intestines tho, they're really really long that'd be crazy, but no guy has a 50ft dick lol. so in my experience i find that i have 18-24 hours of being clean, sometimes as little as 12, idk depends on my diet. the bottom diet i mentioned is high fiber and stuff and helps with getting clean/staying clean for longer. sorry i hope im not grossing anyone out lol anon asked and im happy to answer :)
Anonymous No.5970069 [Report] >>5970891 >>5971393
>>5969154
>>5969553
Seeing people mindlessly in "tradition" to me is like being an alien watching humans from a distance. There's literally no reason to re-enact the same bullshit over and over and go through the motions, but somehow it means everything to a low IQ housewife.
Protip: If you disagree with me, you're a mindless NPC.
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>>5969038
She still is wearing the socks from the hospital. She probably just got discharged after a psych eval
Anonymous No.5970078 [Report]
>>5969605
I hate that this got me
Anonymous No.5970085 [Report] >>5970092
>>5968063 (OP)
god freeren is so shit
Anonymous No.5970088 [Report]
>>5968200
lost
Anonymous No.5970092 [Report]
>>5970085
sage No.5970107 [Report]
>>5969944
the retard laugh he does is great
Anonymous No.5970110 [Report]
>>5969888
Anonymous No.5970141 [Report]
>>5969470
i remember that thread. i was in that thread, watching Ukraine before it got bombed
Anonymous No.5970166 [Report]
>>5969950
What a short, yet enlightening experience.
Anonymous No.5970187 [Report]
>>5969699
Which one is the downie?
Anonymous No.5970211 [Report]
>>5969049
lost
Anonymous No.5970226 [Report]
>>5969765
Reminder that officially the holocaust is believed to have killed 11 million people of which 6 millions are jews
Anonymous No.5970233 [Report] >>5971620
>>5969720
Nowadays most religions look at ancient beliefs and contextualize them as rules that made sense back when they were written by tribes and whatnot.
But orthodox jews have this weird mix where they believe they are supposed to follow those rules, except they can trick God through loopholes.
Anonymous No.5970245 [Report]
>>5969720
This is more autistic than speedrunning.
Anonymous No.5970272 [Report]
>>5968822
0/10 absolute dogshit
Anonymous No.5970273 [Report]
>>5968925
>sell something
>for free
agreed
Anonymous No.5970306 [Report]
>>5969944
>OH NO MOP
Anonymous No.5970362 [Report] >>5970910
>>5968173
You forgot the part where Carl gets dismembered and it isn't funny, it's just kinda gross
Anonymous No.5970363 [Report] >>5971039
>>5968250
Xavier Renegade Angel season 2
Anonymous No.5970369 [Report] >>5970702 >>5970728
>>5968896
The ice cream faggot starts doing that gay shit, I'm walking off and cancelling the transaction immediately.
Anonymous No.5970579 [Report]
>>5969720
This dumb cunt is hilarious.

>im tricking God teehee
Anonymous No.5970641 [Report] >>5971034
>>5969060
What's the original song?
Anonymous No.5970702 [Report] >>5970728 >>5971012
>>5970369
That's their gimmick, dumbass, you would go to Disney World and complain fucking Mickey is there.
Anonymous No.5970728 [Report] >>5970860 >>5970861
>>5970369
I'm just taking all the cones and then leaving.
>>5970702
Are you an idiot? This is a hole in a wall. How would anyone who hasn't seen this specific video know that specific ice cream shop does this? Or are you implying they all do it (which is worse)?
Anonymous No.5970746 [Report] >>5970826
>>5969954
Can you actually just not care about it? Like, won't catch something from it?
Anonymous No.5970826 [Report]
>>5970746
There's a reason or several that STDs are such a big problem for homos
Anonymous No.5970828 [Report]
>>5969728
Gut brain axis, retard.
Anonymous No.5970848 [Report]
>>5969921
You dont need the entire intestine clean. The bit right before the anus is only like 6" long
Anonymous No.5970858 [Report]
>>5969888
>showing your power level to normalfags
Anonymous No.5970860 [Report] >>5973256
>>5970728
your the idiot. internet at your fingertips and you can't look to see if the ice cream teasing is a gimmick or not. beyond retarded.
Anonymous No.5970861 [Report] >>5973256
>>5970728
It's a super famous place in Constantinople. It even had international coverage. Tourists come there specifically.
Anonymous No.5970882 [Report] >>5973201
>>5969054
>16 is pedophilia
Zoomers are a lost soulless bunch
Anonymous No.5970884 [Report]
>>5968910
BRO
sage No.5970891 [Report]
>>5970069
gotta be bait
Anonymous No.5970897 [Report]
>>5969227
Yeesh, I used to speed at 130mph (209kmph) blackout drunk and high on amp on the winter sideroads in the fucking snow with my old Honda.
>Anyone who calls that speeding on a country road is a fucking faggot.
You said it pal.
Anonymous No.5970907 [Report]
>>5969720
imagine being unable to go ONE DAY without trying to fool God ffs
Anonymous No.5970910 [Report]
>>5970362
stfu zoomer
Anonymous No.5970916 [Report] >>5972734
>>5969720
>christcucks will look at this and think "we are following their god the right way"
Anonymous No.5970923 [Report] >>5970929
>>5969227
A road like that would likely be 60 or 70 km/h here. Maybe 80 km/h at most. Going more than 10 km/h too fast will get you a fine, 20 km/h too fast will get you a hefty fine and 30 km/h will probably see you losing your license. 110 or 120 km/h is reserved for motorways with physical separation between the two directions.
Anonymous No.5970925 [Report]
>>5970065
M8 ya got pinworms in yer arse.
Anonymous No.5970929 [Report]
>>5970923
That's why rural America either freezing cold or blistering heat is great. There are no Lawmen around in those isolated areas and you can disappear and live like a ghost. Last Bastion of Freedom. Fuck those cocksuckers and their corrupt laws.
Anonymous No.5971012 [Report]
>>5970702
I got to an ice cream stall, I want ice cream, not faggotry, if I wanted that, I'd go to your house
Anonymous No.5971030 [Report]
>>5969439
My grandmother has grape scissors and they're great! They both cut and grab the grape bunch off the vine, making it super easy to grab a handful of grapes for your plate without touching the other grapes
Anonymous No.5971034 [Report] >>5971103
>>5970641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIhRpIT7nc
Inabakumori's got a bunch of bangers.
Anonymous No.5971039 [Report]
>>5970363
the whole thing?
Anonymous No.5971041 [Report]
>>5970050
Nobody expects the Asian inquisition
Anonymous No.5971103 [Report] >>5971793
>>5971034
Thank you anon
Anonymous No.5971146 [Report]
>>5968063 (OP)
Why did someone make an embroidered patch of that post?
Anonymous No.5971153 [Report] >>5971162
>>5968799
>looped suffering
>doesn't loop
What did anon mean by this?
Anonymous No.5971162 [Report] >>5971181
>>5971153
its almost a perfect loop
your browser is bad
Anonymous No.5971165 [Report]
>>5969545
>How do they not get shit on their dicks?
they do.
tops get life-threatening urinary tract infections from it
bottoms have to wear diapers after 5 to 10 years
having cum constantly shot into your colon causes AIDS
std's run rampant in the gay community

there's a reason half of them are dead by the age of 40
Anonymous No.5971181 [Report] >>5971195 >>5971198 >>5972746
>>5971162
No, it doesn't loop at a...
Anons actually open files in thread, where they can't listen to them, instead of in a new tab?
Anonymous No.5971194 [Report]
>>5968818
this was just great. A sensible chuckle was had
Anonymous No.5971195 [Report] >>5971257
>>5971181
do...you not use 4chanX?
Hover .webm?
Opening on screen?
huh??
lmao
Anonymous No.5971198 [Report] >>5971257
>>5971181
I know I'm blowing your fucking mind right now but:
Settings -> Images & Media -> Unmute Webm Audio
Anonymous No.5971207 [Report] >>5971222
>>5969570
>s that people infested with worms have an uncontrollable urge to spread them,
This is correct; a lot of diseases will force a change in the infected person's brain to force them to be social while its incubating and can spread. This is why people will say "Oh I'm not sick, I can still go to work" and then everyone gets infected.
Anonymous No.5971222 [Report]
>>5971207
Good point. We can see it in nature too, in many scenarios.
Anonymous No.5971257 [Report] >>5971262
>>5971195
>>5971198
No. Hiroshimoot can whip the 4chan code monkeys until they program the site correctly, I shouldn't have to work to fix their oversight. If other websites can do it properly they can too. Until then I'll just open in new tab.
Anonymous No.5971262 [Report]
>>5971257
lol
Anonymous No.5971393 [Report]
>>5970069
Let me make sure we're on the same page: today we're seething about wedding ceremonies?
Anonymous No.5971408 [Report] >>5971420
>>5968911
Song name?
Anonymous No.5971420 [Report] >>5971430
>>5971408
Cream Puff - Mermaid Girl
Anonymous No.5971421 [Report] >>5971510 >>5971581
>>5969570
By this logic, there should be way, way, way more homosexuals in countries that have low quality checking for meat products. This obviously is not correct. Deworming a gay would make them heterosexual then, so why hasn't this been attempted? And how do you explain young people during puberty having homosexual tendencies, are they also wormed up? And why are we talking about this in an YLYL?
Anonymous No.5971430 [Report]
>>5971420
Thanks!
Anonymous No.5971510 [Report]
>>5971421
>there should be way, way, way more homosexuals in countries that have low quality checking for meat products
I don't agree with this theory, but you clearly haven't lived nor traveled around the third world. They're so much gayer but because it's less culturally divided, it's on the down low, so much so that for example in South America there is a saying "En tiempos de guerra, cualquier hoyo es trinchera" (In times of war, any hole is a trench ) which is used colloquially to mean that a guy will fuck a bottom if he's horny enough and it's not gay because horny overrides sexuality. In Africa, but below and above the Sahara men will fuck bottoms on the down low, and in most Asian countries (I've been to) nobody cares if you fuck guys as long as you're not "Gay" and about.

TL;DR - in most "countries that have low quality checking for meat" you're barely even deemed gay as long as you're a top, not flamboyant, and not out of the closet, even if everyone knows you break bussy on the regular.
Anonymous No.5971581 [Report] >>5971611
>>5971421
Nobody does proper dewormings with black walnut, raw garlic, ivermectin and OTC deworming medication. Takes weeks.
Also black people are often gay which is strange, but makes sense due to lack of hygiene.
Those kids also got molested.
Anonymous No.5971611 [Report] >>5971629
>>5971581
>Also black people are often gay
Higher estrogen levels across the board. That's also why they're obsessed with clothes, specially shoes and jewelry.
sage No.5971620 [Report]
>>5970233
I had it explained to me once that the orthodox Jews believe their god and his holy texts comprise a religion of laws and following those laws to a T, loopholes and all, is a demonstration that they fully comprehend their god's will and instruction. Their autism is proof that they are well-versed in their holy texts.
Anonymous No.5971629 [Report]
>>5971611
Worms.
Anonymous No.5971706 [Report] >>5971772 >>5972474
>>5969723
can someone sauce me up on the song? archive gives me nothing
Anonymous No.5971772 [Report] >>5972172
>>5971706
gotcha brother https://youtu.be/WRCA_Fo0rWA?si=5mnelW5TGDu0qvdC
Anonymous No.5971793 [Report]
>>5971103
All good. There's also some covers of their stuff using the TTS from Moonbase Alpha that are pretty well done.
Anonymous No.5971833 [Report]
>>5969048
love old maxmofoe. big ups for the other guy on the phone
Anonymous No.5971908 [Report] >>5971980
>>5969095
I fucking hate dogs
Anonymous No.5971980 [Report] >>5972146
>>5971908
Please don't shoot up a school.
Anonymous No.5972100 [Report]
>>5969095
>smoke alarm chip
I hope they lost power after the first started
Anonymous No.5972145 [Report]
>>5969720
I listened. I judged. kike
Anonymous No.5972146 [Report]
>>5971980
>Hating dogs means you want to murder children
Take your goddamn meds.
Anonymous No.5972156 [Report]
>>5968101
i dont care how fashionable it is. Pants that tight and short are cringe as fuck. Even more homo with no socks
Anonymous No.5972172 [Report]
>>5971772
thanks bossman
Anonymous No.5972269 [Report] >>5972331
>>5968101
there used to be kuromi top g remix i cant find anymore
Anonymous No.5972331 [Report]
>>5972269
is it this? >>5968336
Anonymous No.5972347 [Report]
>>5969818
That's why so many lawyers are jewish
Anonymous No.5972464 [Report]
>>5968818
His april fool's special are amazing.
Anonymous No.5972474 [Report]
>>5971706
Beck Colours, Alison Brie is in the music video too.
Anonymous No.5972714 [Report]
>>5969714
PLEASE give me the source on this.
I am dying laughing. As an old vet of the 911 conspiracy hilarity.

A year after the passport story, Donald Rumsfeld said in a Pentagon briefing (the only time it was ever asked):
"The passport is a story, that might be true".
Same guy to approve asperteme and then magically retire.
Anonymous No.5972734 [Report]
>>5970916
you have no foreskin
Anonymous No.5972742 [Report]
>>5969946

It's not Tate, you imbecile.

But yeah, he is a fag.
Anonymous No.5972746 [Report]
>>5971181

Are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.5972750 [Report]
>>5969944
I hope this retard gets shot by a rabid nigger
Anonymous No.5973201 [Report]
>>5970882
The vid never once mentioned the word pedophile.
Anonymous No.5973204 [Report]
>>5969760
Gem
Anonymous No.5973256 [Report]
>>5970860
>>5970861
Nobody cares about your shitty ice cream, turd-worlder.