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Anonymous No.5968772 >>5969084 >>5969293 >>5970234 >>5971309 >>5972924 >>5973525 >>5973565 >>5976833 >>5979808
/ck/ - Food & Cooking
Anonymous No.5968773 >>5969305 >>5969594 >>5972838 >>5972840 >>5977862
Anonymous No.5968775 >>5969271 >>5970446 >>5972841 >>5990583
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Anonymous No.5968779 >>5969277 >>5971787 >>5971800
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Anonymous No.5968784 >>5974172 >>5995092
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Anonymous No.5968789 >>5972934 >>5973031 >>5974860 >>5978411
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Anonymous No.5968795 >>5971185 >>5975409 >>5994999
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Anonymous No.5968812 >>5969093
>>5968808
Nice touch with the dude taking a bucket shower in the background
Anonymous No.5969084 >>5969117 >>5969267 >>5969284
>>5968772 (OP)
So wat are those things? I'm guessing it's freeze dried candy?
Anonymous No.5969093
>>5968812
>adding egg to sisig
completely deserved for disrespecting kapampangan cuisine. must be a dumb tagalog
Anonymous No.5969117
>>5969084
some kind of fruity breakfast cereal
Anonymous No.5969267
>>5969084
Popped rice
Anonymous No.5969271
>>5968775
Anonymous No.5969274 >>5970206 >>5972488
Do you folks actually enjoy watching these videos? I can't for the life of me understand why you don't just cut out the middleman and stay on tiktok
Anonymous No.5969277
>>5968779
The jews fear the inbed shrimp cooker
Anonymous No.5969284 >>5972839
>>5969084
Yes. Mutts call it "cereal."
Anonymous No.5969293
>>5968772 (OP)
made be both kek and keck
Anonymous No.5969305
>>5968773
downright peculiar
Anonymous No.5969594
>>5968773
lemme see yo nails
Anonymous No.5970206 >>5970459 >>5972488
>>5969274
I cant stand these edits because its overdone as fuck
the slop is also always the same shit you would NEVER do because its 20x the work and would cost you 200$ in ingredients and on top of it eating it will costs you atleast 2 yeary of your lifetime
Anonymous No.5970234 >>5972488
>>5968772 (OP)
dogshit asmr thread
Anonymous No.5970432 >>5978414
Anonymous No.5970446
>>5968775
this is some Wall-E ass shit
Anonymous No.5970459 >>5972488 >>5991996
>>5970206
vine and its consequences were a disaster for the human race
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Anonymous No.5971097 >>5971186 >>5971187 >>5971433 >>5993324
Anonymous No.5971185 >>5971799 >>5980203
>>5968795
we strawberry postan?
Anonymous No.5971186 >>5971759 >>5973239
>>5971097
Is that a goose cooked in somethings stomach?
Anonymous No.5971187 >>5971759 >>5973239
>>5971097
Goose ala microplastics?
Anonymous No.5971309 >>5972488
>>5968772 (OP)
Did this guy serve as the basis for that eldritch AI video of a guy who eats a tater tot, then his head turns into a puffer fish and splits open for a big manly hand to grab his spaghetti gore brains?
Anonymous No.5971433
>>5971097
>Your steamed booby, Sir
Anonymous No.5971759 >>5973239
>>5971186
>>5971187
Iirc it's a dough.
Anonymous No.5971787
>>5968779
>Publix
Based
Anonymous No.5971799
>>5971185
Strawberry condom
Anonymous No.5971800
>>5968779
>surfs up
based
Anonymous No.5972488 >>5992266
>>5969274
>>5970206
>>5970234
>>5970459
>>5971309
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Anonymous No.5972515 >>5972813
Anonymous No.5972516 >>5993241
Anonymous No.5972557 >>5973254 >>5977145 >>5977439
Anonymous No.5972813 >>5973252 >>5977397 >>5983357
>>5972506
>>5972508
>>5972510
>>5972513
>>5972515
I’d pay good money to smell her farts
Anonymous No.5972838 >>5972927 >>5977753
>>5968773
>when your women are so repulsive it's just easier to be gay
Anonymous No.5972839
>>5969284
we have boxed "cereal" in Europe man
fortunately we have cleaner ingredients than the yanks have
Anonymous No.5972840
>>5968773
Most subhuman way I have ever seen someone eat a chicken wing. He's far more repulsive than the fem.
Anonymous No.5972841 >>5973569 >>5985871
>>5968775
>>5968777
Are these disgusting fucks actually making money doing this? Who wants to watch anyone, let alone these gross ghouls, stuff their faces? Mukbang or whatever the fuck is the grossest shit.
Anonymous No.5972924
>>5968772 (OP)
Do people really spend their time watching videos of ugly people slurping diabetic goyslop? I can't imagine following people who make videos with their ugly mug with constipated facial expressions zoomed in front of camera. After just 10 seconds in the video it became unbearable to watch
Anonymous No.5972927
>>5972838
Theres no difference between low T black guy and black women especially when the black woman has that velcro bald head
Anonymous No.5972934
>>5968789
Is it weird that i want to take pliers on her claws because of annoying tapping she is doing on stuff?
Anonymous No.5972991 >>5973151 >>5973179
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Anonymous No.5972996 >>5973151 >>5973179
Anonymous No.5972998 >>5973151 >>5973179
Anonymous No.5972999 >>5973179 >>5975693
Anonymous No.5973006 >>5973179
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Anonymous No.5973013 >>5973179 >>5977349
Anonymous No.5973031 >>5973262
>>5968789
>fat free hershey's chocolate syrup
oh, thank god; she wouldn't want to get fat or anything
Anonymous No.5973151 >>5973277
>>5972991
>>5972993
>>5972996
>>5972998
Where the fuck is MY zesty ass boyfriend that will spend hours cooking for me?
Anonymous No.5973179
>>5973013
>>5973012
>>5973010
>>5973008
>>5973006
>>5972999
>>5972998
>>5972996
>>5972993
>>5972991
these niggers are ugly and their food is made ugly by their presence and involvement
Anonymous No.5973203 >>5973258 >>5974948 >>5977349
Anonymous No.5973205 >>5973258 >>5977349
Anonymous No.5973206 >>5973258 >>5973258 >>5973282 >>5977349
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Anonymous No.5973211 >>5973258 >>5977349
Anonymous No.5973239
>>5971187
>>5971186
>>5971759
the traditional way to do it is in a pigs bladder
Anonymous No.5973252
>>5972813
Why are you this way?
Anonymous No.5973253
>>5972510
Mushrooms and jam? Idk about that
Anonymous No.5973254 >>5975822
>>5972557
>those cow-shit eating hands
lol nice try.
Anonymous No.5973258
>>5973203
>>5973205
>>5973206
>>5973207
>>5973206
>>5973207
>>5973209
>>5973211
how the hell is a zesty twink a better wife than the cunts we have running around now!?
do better women!
Anonymous No.5973262
>>5973031
That sugar free shit + lactose intolerance would make that thing go right through me in under 15 minutes.
Anonymous No.5973277 >>5973348
>>5973151
take me home bro
Anonymous No.5973279 >>5974179 >>5977810 >>5991294
Anonymous No.5973282
>>5973206
damn that looks good
Anonymous No.5973348
>>5973277
I'll buy you a damn house and car if you'll cook for me like this, women are out here burning boiled chicken. How the fuck do you even do that?
Anonymous No.5973399
why are blacks so fucking gay?
Anonymous No.5973521
Anonymous No.5973522
Anonymous No.5973525
>>5968772 (OP)
>there is always a cut before he swallows it down
hmm...
Anonymous No.5973565
>>5968772 (OP)
why do i feel disgust watching these... "people" eat.
Anonymous No.5973569
>>5972841
originally, mukbang was just a way for lonely waggies to have virtual dinners with each other so they wouldnt have to suffer the soul crushing solidarity of being a korean worker drone. but these abunch of nepobaby jews realized they could force their cousins at google to do a little kosher swindle on the algorithium and promote their failed sons and daughters and give them fake do work jobs making content on the internet.
Anonymous No.5973878
Why is no one swalloing food in these videos?
Anonymous No.5974172
>>5968784
>no egg in the mousse
what
Anonymous No.5974179 >>5974417
>>5973279
Actually looks good if she didn't soap the chicken.
I hope that bit is ragebait.
Should just use normal plates too. If she's cooking a big meal like this she might as well add the few percent more effort of washing the plates, or make the kids do it.
Anonymous No.5974417 >>5974419 >>5974453
>>5974179
Yeah it's ragebait, so is the chirping, the barely comprehensible babbling and the extra 200lbs of fat on her. It's all an elaborate ruse.
Anonymous No.5974419
>>5974417
how they get all blacks to go along with this prank?
that's some serious organization
and none of them ever break character
impressive
Anonymous No.5974453
>>5974417
>chirping, babbling
Didn't have the sound, which made it almost palatable.
Anonymous No.5974860
>>5968789
>"just a little treat after dinner"
>over 700 calories
Anonymous No.5974875
So many ads in this thread
Anonymous No.5974948
>>5973203
The american dream: gluttony, homosexuality, nigger worship, and mindless consumerism.
Anonymous No.5975409
>>5968795
The key was slicing the strawberries before putting them in the blender.
Anonymous No.5975693
>>5972999
>serves McDonald's slop
>wears apron to imply he cooked and prepared all that food

Does this niBBa even cook anything or just serve take out food and acts like he cooked it?!
Anonymous No.5975773 >>5975795 >>5976111 >>5976376 >>5977366 >>5977389 >>5982690 >>5985054 >>5989886
Anonymous No.5975795
>>5975773
When cancer isn't enough, you make gay cancer
Anonymous No.5975822 >>5976144
>>5973254
ackshually the original video is about chink "food"
Anonymous No.5975864 >>5985878 >>5995003 >>5997291
Anonymous No.5975895 >>5976127 >>5976466 >>5978341
'cado!
Anonymous No.5976111 >>5977966 >>5992280
>>5975773
Wouldn't the sugar on the orange slice cause less osmosis?
Anonymous No.5976127 >>5976678
>>5975895
>mango and avocado
>very little money
those are expensive tho
Anonymous No.5976144 >>5976224 >>5976359
>>5975822
What a curious cope.
It's clearly about American food and full of bullshit regardless.
Is this just jeet deflection on to chinks?
Anonymous No.5976178
>>5973008
this is how i know cardo didn't grow up in the hood he left too much meat on that chicken
Anonymous No.5976220
bros, can someone please point out to me the actual cooking videos in this thread, thanks
Anonymous No.5976224
>>5976144
>2008 Chinese milk scandal
>melamine-laced formula killed six infants and made 300,000 sick with lots getting permanent kidney damage
Anonymous No.5976292 >>5976711 >>5985880 >>5990473
I need a video guide on how to make meatballs at home.
Anonymous No.5976359
>>5976144
not at all, I don't have the webm at hand but the original text said "chinese food" or something like that, look in the archives if u don't trust me
Anonymous No.5976376
>>5975773
I like the idea of a Cinnamon stick and carnalizing sugar on an orange slice. But, it's still lacking bitters and simple. Cherry wood would add a nice sweet smoke, but not enough to overcome the lack of simple.

Ditch the Orange peel, go with Apple instead. Caramelize sugar on that that, add Maple as a stand in for Simple. Dash in some standard Angostura bitters. Keep the Cinnamon stick, and use apple wood to smoke instead. Use a nice spicy Rye over Johnny Walker.
Or just make a traditional fucking Old Fashioned.
Anonymous No.5976456 >>5990027 >>5991995
>>5968792
I grew partial to malt liquor in college during the lean days of the month.
Anonymous No.5976466 >>5976678
>>5975895
>dehydrated mangos
>cherry tomatoes
>roma tomatoes
>cucumber

>two ingredients
Anonymous No.5976672
Anonymous No.5976678
>>5976127
>>5976466
His ability to bait retards for over a decade now is impressive.
Anonymous No.5976711
>>5976292
Are you white?
Anonymous No.5976833 >>5977418 >>5978964
>>5968772 (OP)
Anonymous No.5977145 >>5977149 >>5977927 >>5990611
>>5972557
Kraft singles are made specifically to melt more easily, what the hell did they do to make that one just blacken? I know the while thing is basically fake sharebait, but what was the actual process? What stand-ins for food did they use?
Anonymous No.5977149 >>5990611
>>5977145
Plastics can burn like that. And yeah, Kraft singles are literally cheese emulsified with water.
Anonymous No.5977349 >>5977483 >>5978696
>>5973013
>>5973203
>>5973205
>>5973206
>>5973207
>>5973209
>>5973211
>faggots have figured it out faster than women did
it's fucking over. now men are better at sucking dick, better at cooking, better at taking care of you, better lovers... it's over
Anonymous No.5977366 >>5992280 >>5994565
>>5975773
Wrong
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf4qFL9nGU&pp=ygUZSG93IHRvIG1ha2Ugb2xkIGZhc2hpb25lZA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.5977389 >>5992284
>>5975773
do alkies really buy chips of wood in a tin can? have they been treated any differently than regular wood? i'm a woodworker and i just throw away chunks of cherry wood cut offs.
Anonymous No.5977397
>>5972813
Hmm, I am going to bro for shopping in half an hour. I should go to bro grillen someday.
She kinda cute ngl
Anonymous No.5977418 >>5977974 >>5978624 >>5979799
>>5976833
Oh right Andrew Tate. What ever happened to him? He was like semi famous for a moment but I haven't seen anything of him in a long while
Anonymous No.5977439 >>5990611
>>5972557
for context, this is about fake food made to look good for commercials
Anonymous No.5977483 >>5978696
>>5977349
God's straightest poltard
Anonymous No.5977753 >>5979915
>>5972838
From what I've seen in /thug/ threads on /gif/ black gay couples seem to be happiest.
Anonymous No.5977810 >>5995560
>>5973279
>6 kids as a 21 year old
Anonymous No.5977862 >>5979792
>>5968773
Somehow, I do feel a little happy about them both. They're not reproducing, after all.
Anonymous No.5977927 >>5990611
>>5977145
Those aren't Kraft.
the >american 'food'
Greentext was added by an assblasted chink or a master baiter.
All the bad food in that video is Chinese.
God only knows what sort of plastic cheese they use.
Anonymous No.5977966 >>5992280
>>5976111
its just slightly caramelized but would still dissolve. the amount of time it takes to apply the smoke and let it sit would be enough to get the orange to work
probably, ive never had an old fashioned
Anonymous No.5977974
>>5977418
I think he was indicted on human trafficking in Romania or something.
Anonymous No.5978167 >>5979781 >>5981034
Anonymous No.5978341 >>5978470 >>5982100
>>5975895
is he back on the bulk?
Anonymous No.5978411
>>5968789
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic
Anonymous No.5978414 >>5998690
>>5970432
>goyslop sauce
Yeah it's ruined.
Anonymous No.5978470 >>5995563
>>5978341
he's always two steps ahead
Anonymous No.5978472
>>5978471
imagine defending muttslop
Anonymous No.5978514 >>5989836 >>5991684
Anonymous No.5978624 >>5978663 >>5979799 >>5980274 >>5983263 >>5983380 >>5991727
>>5977418
>ban a person from every major platform for speaking about men rights
>whatever happened to him, sweaty

I swear day of oven cannot come soon enough
Anonymous No.5978663
>>5978624
He's not banned from Twitter/X tho
Anonymous No.5978696
>>5977349
>>5977483
Anonymous No.5978964
>>5976833
lmao has to be A+ satire
Anonymous No.5979766
You people are insane
Anonymous No.5979781
>>5978167
My type of food
Anonymous No.5979792 >>5992256
>>5977862
>They're not reproducing, after all.
If only that were true. I take it you've never heard of "NAMBLA".
Anonymous No.5979799
>>5977418
Some faggot Muslim who not only thinks trannies can be a "10" on the attractive scale, but would rather fuck a tranny than an ugly woman. Also spent his time talking to horny dudes on webcam services with the camera on a woman (the simps think they're talking to the woman, they're really talking to faggot Tate or his buttbuddies). And being a Muslim dog he advocates against Christianity, so nobody who wants to preserve Western (Christian) culture should be listening to him.

>>5978624
Get a better role model than some gay Muslim pedophile who has one of the most faggoty annoying voices I've ever heard.
Anonymous No.5979808
>>5968772 (OP)
Every cut he pukes all the food
Yzilma No.5979915
>>5977753
What are you doing there.
Anonymous No.5980203
>>5971185
Thanks, even after all these years I still fucking hate it.
Anonymous No.5980274
>>5978624
>...for speaking about men rights
he is using the fucked up dating economy as a vehicle to sell his shitty self-improvement courses to low iq undesireables, nothing more. He's a scammer
Anonymous No.5980289 >>5980729
Anonymous No.5980311 >>5982954 >>5993337
Anonymous No.5980729 >>5985011
>>5980289
People really pay 3 dollars for a single chicken strip in some lettuce and a tortilla.
Anonymous No.5981034
>>5978167
RIP King Cobra
Anonymous No.5981906 >>5989885 >>5991692
Anonymous No.5982100 >>5995563
>>5978341
looks like he got skin removal surgery so if he gets fat again he will die
Anonymous No.5982663 >>5983382 >>5990635 >>5994512
Anonymous No.5982690
>>5975773
idk much about drinks but this one is pretty neat
Anonymous No.5982954 >>5985882
>>5980311
This looks worse than it is. The mess is mostly just loose chips which aren't very valuable, and the meat is still fine and can be put back in containers. Honestly a minimal loss and not much time with a broom or shop vac followed by some paper towels for the wing sauce.
Anonymous No.5983012 >>5989887 >>5995072
Anonymous No.5983263 >>5984893 >>5992289
>>5978624
your masculine role model, xir
Anonymous No.5983296 >>5983377
Anonymous No.5983357 >>5990028
>>5972813
I would be on your side if you said pussy, asshole and feet instead of farts.
Anonymous No.5983358
Cooking clips are so overdone it's hard to take any of them seriously anymore
Anonymous No.5983377
>>5983296
>no apostrophe
he deserves to have those cheapskate gypsies stay for another 45 minutes
Anonymous No.5983380
>>5978624
He's a dumbass and youre an even bigger dumbass for following that grifting cunt
Anonymous No.5983382 >>5985825
>>5982663
> something something manlytears
Anonymous No.5984195 >>5984216 >>5988776 >>5989877
Anonymous No.5984216
>>5984195
Suicide, immediately.
Anonymous No.5984428
Anonymous No.5984893
>>5983263
Dancing is masculine activity. Try dancing sometime, 4chin tranny
Anonymous No.5985011
>>5980729
Not 'people', just this retard. He's a genuine sub-human who lives off disability in the UK. He pretends that he can't work because he stinks. That's the reason why he wastes money throwing away food like this, the taxpayer is paying for it. And he whines like a little bitch when people call him out for being a mentally deficient pisshead.
https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK1974
Anonymous No.5985054
>>5975773
>$10 cigar in every shot
What a fag. It's not a bad cigar, but it isn't worth showing off. I'm willing to bet his profile picture is a selfie taken while in the car.
Anonymous No.5985825
>>5983382
Lol
Anonymous No.5985844 >>5985870 >>5985956 >>5985963 >>5992818
Anonymous No.5985870 >>5990931 >>5999182
>>5985844
>h*l*l certified
subhuman barbarian scum
Anonymous No.5985871
>>5972841
Watching these videos is like methadone for fatties.
Anonymous No.5985873
>>5968787
I love guga when he's just cooking but his voiceover voice is fucking abominable
Anonymous No.5985878
>>5975864
There's no way this guy is genuine lmao
Anonymous No.5985880
>>5976292
You need more breadcrumb.
>b-but how do you
Do it. Knead harder too.
Anonymous No.5985882
>>5982954
Unfortunately after they clean it up they'll still be faggots
Anonymous No.5985956
>>5985844
What is this knockoff Chuck soundtrack
Anonymous No.5985963 >>5986499
>>5985844
No Chili and sea bass?
Anonymous No.5986499 >>5992008
>>5985963
That's Chilean Sea Bass. It's an actual breed of fish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonian_toothfish
Anonymous No.5987497
Anonymous No.5988776
>>5984195
Cringe
Anonymous No.5989756 >>5990967
Anonymous No.5989836
>>5978514
>eating a banana is gay

Now I won't feel as gay after watching this
Anonymous No.5989877 >>5989901
>>5984195
Is she legit drunk? Kek
Anonymous No.5989885 >>5991692
>>5981906
Has a spoon
Still shoves his hand in the pot
Anonymous No.5989886
>>5975773
reddit the drink
Anonymous No.5989887
>>5983012
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Anonymous No.5989901 >>5990060
>>5989877
Are you fucking retarded? I know you're low IQ, so I'll let you know that was a rhetorical question.
Anonymous No.5990027
>>5976456
Same, used to get fucked up on steel reserve, too. I still drink old English to remind me of when I used to sit in my dorm playing sc2, wow, osrs, etc thinking I could make it big
Anonymous No.5990028
>>5983357
Faggot
Anonymous No.5990060
>>5989901
Chill, I'm no simp. Rather the opposite (I steal shit from womemes).
Anonymous No.5990473
>>5976292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4zsFPNwPfs
Anonymous No.5990583
>>5968775
Wendys makes their chili with chopped up leftover burger patties.
Anonymous No.5990611 >>5990681 >>5992723
>>5977145
>>5977149
>>5977439
It's just bullshit fake videos engagement farming.
There's some Russian billionaire that has studios full of people at individual tables farming out these fake videos, especially with cooking, where they just use tricks and edit the video.
Like throwing candy into popcorn while it's popping and it coming out multicolor instead of just burnt because the way you actually do that is to coat the popcorn AFTER it has popped.
I recognize the "burning" that's used a lot even outside of food to claim "fake" or "dangerous" stuff.
It's just residue from the flame, it varies depending on how close you hold it, how you hold it underneath, etc.
You can try it yourself with something like a plate.
Same with other obviously fake shit.
"Washing powder" for "lightness and shine"?
The unnamed "supplements" that melt are obviously just the liquid gel ones.
Transglutaminase in meat doesn't look like weird fat.
Seaweed does not especially react with rice water rather than milk like that.
The biggest issue in baby food is not magnetic "ground up rocks" but contaminants invisible to the human eye.

>>5977927
You're right that the American part being added but wrong about it being about shit like Chinese gutter oil.
Most of the supposed fake food doesn't even make sense as a fake.
Anonymous No.5990635 >>5990681 >>5995566 >>5997049
>>5982663
I hate stupidly big food where you can't even eat it properly.
Oh worlds biggest burger! And the surface to volume ration is totally off so it'll be more like a big bland overcooked meatloaf, the cheese probably won't melt properly, the lettuce and tomatoes are basically a poorly chopped undressed salad to match size and the bun is basically a huge loaf of bread that would probably be better cooked at a normal size.
So besides one stupid pointless bite at the side for a picture for social media you're left with cutting it up for a little cuck plate mix of bland/over/pooly-cooked food like you're at the worst cook-out.
Oh and as a bonus it's probably overpriced.

I guess it's ok if it's like some competition or trying to break a record or when they're trying to feed a bunch of people at once, but then they usually at least choose appropriate food so it's not like a big batch of stuff.
Food should be eatable.

Thanks for listening to my ted talk rant.
Anonymous No.5990681 >>5991168 >>5991305 >>5992763 >>5995470
>>5990635
>>5990611
Not reading that
Anonymous No.5990931
>>5985870
Keep coping and dilating, ramloo. Exsanguinated slaughter gives best tasting meat and is humane method
Anonymous No.5990967
>>5989756
Fuck I love pork!
Anonymous No.5991168
>>5990681
>pronouncing Reese's as reesees
Anonymous No.5991294
>>5973279
>the fucking smoke detector beeping in the background
this has to be a bit
Anonymous No.5991305
>>5990681
>handwrapped
Doubt.
Anonymous No.5991375 >>5992003 >>5993360 >>5994876
Anonymous No.5991545 >>5991935 >>5992307 >>5993312 >>5994516 >>5995001 >>5997254
Anonymous No.5991548 >>5991617
Anonymous No.5991617 >>5995690
>>5991548
Music?
Anonymous No.5991684
>>5978514
I rest easy knowing I will never be as gay and lame as this "man".
Anonymous No.5991692
>>5981906
>>5989885
>Has a spoon
>Still shoves his hand in the pot
Anonymous No.5991695 >>5992231
Anonymous No.5991727
>>5978624
>speaking about men rights
The guy is a pimp.
And I'm not being complimentary. I'm being literal, with its inherently negative definition.
He pimps girls, to prey on lonely men to siphon their money away.
That's all he does.
He's not an asset to men.
Anonymous No.5991935 >>5991951 >>5991968 >>5992229 >>5992237 >>5992307 >>5995688 >>5997249
>>5991545
>touching food with hands japan: :)
>touching food with hands Bharat: >:(
Anonymous No.5991951
>>5991935
I wonder what went wrong?
Anonymous No.5991968
>>5991935
You jeets really are braindead...
Anonymous No.5991995
>>5976456
Same. Friend and I were young and broke. $4.00 down at the corner liquor store gets you that big-ass King Cobra... cheap, gets you sufficiently fucked up, doesn't taste half bad...
Anonymous No.5991996
>>5970459
True but short-form content was inevitable. The perpetual need to deliver more and faster than the previous generation. If it weren't Vine it would've just been someone else.
Anonymous No.5992003
>>5991375
Anonymous No.5992008 >>5992666
>>5986499
No dude, go look at the scene, you can see the red chili on the plate
Anonymous No.5992224
>>5992209
See ya in 3 days kid, kek.
Anonymous No.5992229
>>5991935
>touching food with hands japan: :)
nips wash hands with soap and clean water, keeping up with standards
>touching food with hands Bharat: >:(
bharat takes a shit, doesnt wash hands because he believes it ads flavor thus enhancing the flavor further
Anonymous No.5992231
>>5991695
lol that fucking scream.
Anonymous No.5992237
>>5991935
Japanese hands aren't covered in a thick layer of feces and disease, you shit-eating faggot.
Anonymous No.5992256 >>5994297 >>5995472
>>5979792
>pedophelia is reproducing
Anonymous No.5992264
>>5968808
wow
Anonymous No.5992266
>>5972488
this video makes me unreasonably angry
Anonymous No.5992280
>>5976111
>>5977966
The whole point of an old fashioned is to muddle the cherry, orange, and sugar together in the bottom of the glass first so the sugar crystals can tear open all the good bits of the fruit. See >>5977366
Anonymous No.5992284
>>5977389
I don't know anyone that buys it in little tins like that. Probably came with the drink smoker he uses, in a kit with a few others. I would think its a giant pain in the ass to try and sell your offcuts as chips, but if you genuinely have that much, it might be worth it.
Anonymous No.5992289
>>5983263
you'd think with all that money he could afford pants that fit, or socks
Anonymous No.5992307
>>5991545
comfy japanese donuts
>>5991935
based retard, they don't even touch it with their bare hands until the last second - the entire time wearing gloves and using tongs
Anonymous No.5992666
>>5992008
Yes, I believe I will stomp on that tripwire.
Anonymous No.5992723 >>5992995
>>5990611
this is the actual truth, its just made for facebook video slop, some flamewarring turd thew the greentext on there years ago and it never fails to get ten replies, even now
Anonymous No.5992763
>>5990681
total influencer death
Anonymous No.5992818
>>5985844
But that's cretaceous themed...
Anonymous No.5992995
>>5992723
Can you not fucking reply to me schizo.
Anonymous No.5993241
>>5972516
oh my gawd rullen
Anonymous No.5993312 >>5993382 >>5997029
>>5991545
Isn't that just a Berliner?
Anonymous No.5993324
>>5971097
Looks as bad as that Pokemon bomb or whatever some fast food chain had.
Anonymous No.5993337
>>5980311
>Both carrying it in a manner indicative of someone that has never carried literally anything.
>At least 20 and 40+ years old
Sad
Anonymous No.5993360
>>5991375
damn I want to fuck those massive titts
Anonymous No.5993382
>>5993312
no its a belurineru
Anonymous No.5994114 >>5994317 >>5994860
Anonymous No.5994297
>>5992256
Yeah it's called religious conversion
Anonymous No.5994317 >>5994472 >>5994496 >>5995028
>>5994114
Why do they all have the same mail-order face?
Anonymous No.5994472
>>5994317
you can see a face behind all that paint and plaster?
Anonymous No.5994496
>>5994317
Surgery/Makeup/Filters. Choose all that apply.
Anonymous No.5994512
>>5982663
grapes look fucking good
Anonymous No.5994516
>>5991545
do you need to fry the paper?
Anonymous No.5994565
>>5977366
I need her to pour me drinks. Those "3 ounces" are VERY generous ounces.
Anonymous No.5994860
>>5994114
This is really dumb and the car is probably going to be smelling like chicken for the next week.
Anonymous No.5994876
>>5991375
The girl looking in utter revulsion
in the background will never not make me laugh
Anonymous No.5994988
anyone have the infinite brownie glitch video where he just keeps making a brownie grinding everything up to make another brownie
Anonymous No.5994999 >>5995023 >>5995281 >>5996881
>>5968795
anyone know if these boardsmith boards are worth it ?
fucking $400 for a piece of wood. better than chopping on plastic and eating microplastics i guess but $400 fucking dollars are you kidding me
Anonymous No.5995001 >>5997033 >>5997131
>>5991545
Asians cannot into bakery.
Anonymous No.5995003
>>5975864
badass
Anonymous No.5995023 >>5995033
>>5994999
They're extremely easy to make, it's like one of the first things we made in middle school shop class. $400 is crazy.
Anonymous No.5995028
>>5994317
Once you start noticing this, you will never be able to un see it btw.
as the other anon pointed out, it's just a filter.
She doesn't turn her head throughout the video because filters always struggle with chin/jaws when peoples heads rotate.
Watch the video between 0:14 and 0:17. The backseat headrest is warping and jumping around. this is the filter struggling to keep her skull shape consistent.
Anonymous No.5995033 >>5995035 >>5995041 >>5995085 >>5996881
>>5995023
where would I get the same quality wood as somethin like this ?
wouldn't it start rotting after a few months ? and splinters ?
or are you le "not supposed to wash wood" even after handling fucking raw chicken
Anonymous No.5995035 >>5995057
>>5995033
Just search for lumber supplies in your area, make sure to buy wood without knots or splits. They coat them with food-grade mineral oil, or a mixture of mineral oil and beeswax, that's what keeps it from rotting. Always wash wood by hand with cold water and mild soap then immediately hand dry. You can sand it down and reapply the finisher every couple months if you're super worried about it
Anonymous No.5995041 >>5995057
>>5995033
For splinter it comes down to how well you sanded it. I always finish my wood spoons with a 2000 grit sand paper, makes it super smooth.
Anonymous No.5995057 >>5995060
>>5995035
>>5995041
thanks lad, I'll give it a shot
Anonymous No.5995060
>>5995057
Np, hope it turns out well
Anonymous No.5995072
>>5983012
Luffy nooooo!
Anonymous No.5995085 >>5995110 >>5995476 >>5996602
>>5995033
The pictures you posted are of end grain cutting boards. Those are quite a bit more difficult to make than an ordinary edge grain board, but still very doable as a DIY project. However, it would be quite challenging to do it with only hand tools, especially if you have no woodworking experience. Realistically you would want a table saw at minimum. Then you would want to use a tight grained hardwood, and unless you want to spend a couple thousand dollars on a jointer and planer, you'll wan to buy the best quality straightest s4s lumber you can find. Look for a hardwood lumber dealer in your area, not home depot. The wood will not be cheap. Making cuts straight enough to get a good glue up would be hard without a table saw. But with enough time, effort, and sandpaper, it could be done.
Anonymous No.5995092
>>5968784
I don't like coffee so I'm not one for tiramisu but with some canned coffee instead of espresso and what looks to be some kind of sponge cake instead of lady fingers, this looks like a pretty shit one
Anonymous No.5995110
>>5995085
Damn
I'm starting to see why they're so expensive
End grain are so kino for cooking it's unbelievable. Less dulling on knives, no marks, more durable, better cut, thicker, feels like a real board
I wonder if my old highschool will let me use their saw for like 5 minutes lmfao
Anonymous No.5995212 >>5995375 >>5997043
Anonymous No.5995281 >>5996177
>>5994999
Microplastics don't come from the cutting board, but you definitely should get a wooden cutting board. Maybe stone if you're overcompensating
Anonymous No.5995375 >>5995448 >>5996213
>>5995212
I'm sure that they will be eating with their hands licking their filthy brown fingers while the shove them into this pile of shit.
Anonymous No.5995448
>>5995375
there is a decent chance they will just shove pieces of lavash in there like spoons, but its really a coin toss.
Anonymous No.5995470
>>5990681
>reesees
I hate this so fucking much. Reese is a name, why the fuck do they pronounce the -e before the apostrophe?
Anonymous No.5995472
>>5992256
Pretty sure molesting children fucks them up mentally and so it becomes a coinflip if they will end up molesting children themselves. It's how faggotry spreads. More like a disease than reproduction.
Anonymous No.5995476 >>5995545 >>5995694
>>5995085
The most retarded capitalistic shit ever.
How to waste resources for profit.
Anonymous No.5995499 >>5995525 >>5995540
Expected_Expectations No.5995525 >>5995568
>>5995499
I can't get over the fact that he uses gestures like Trump
Anonymous No.5995540 >>5999419
>>5995499
He needs a more trump-like writer but otherwise it's pretty good and one of the more creative restaurant content slop producers
Anonymous No.5995545 >>5995760
>>5995476
Just when I thought leftists couldn't get any dumber, you come along. So who gets to decide what kind of cutting board people are allowed to have? And how is it a waste of resources? Wood literally grows on trees. We can make as much as we want.
Anonymous No.5995560
>>5977810
>would have said based if not for her being a land whale NIGGER
Anonymous No.5995563
>>5982100
as this anon has said>>5978470
he s 2 steps ahead.
Please think of me when he dies but out of nowhere he appears one more time on the screens or something
Anonymous No.5995566
>>5990635
I share your sentiment
Anonymous No.5995568
>>5995525
Yea that's kind of the point Sherlock...
Anonymous No.5995688
>>5991935
>Bahrat
I know what you are, you maroon scum
From now on, try remembering nobody calls you shithole by any other name than India.
Anonymous No.5995690
>>5991617
fruit ninja, ofc
Anonymous No.5995694 >>5995760
>>5995476
is this bait?
Anonymous No.5995760
>>5995545
>>5995694
It's very obviously bait to anyone who isn't a level 8 or higher autist.
Anonymous No.5995869 >>5995937 >>5996635 >>5998996 >>5999135
Anonymous No.5995937
>>5995869
>when you make fake vomit for Hallowe'en
>but it turns out real
Anonymous No.5996177 >>5996617 >>5997600
>>5995281
they most definitely do m8
also in your undies if you have anything that isn't cotton or linen
also in virtually all shampoo
also in your towel
also in your water
also in all cola (carbonated water in a plastic bag covered by aluminum)
etc
Anonymous No.5996213
>>5995375
>pile of shit
looks good though but I would it eat with some cutlery maybe
Anonymous No.5996602
>>5995085
made on of these in high school
Anonymous No.5996617
>>5996177
And tap water, and bottled water, and all packaged food products, and all restaurant-prepared food, and anything grown on a farm or transported by truck or rail or sold in a store. Your body is at least 10% microplastics by weight right now. There is no escaping it so you might as well stop spazzing out about it.
Anonymous No.5996635
>>5995869
The amount of cuts in the audio is nauseating, can't she say a single complete sentence?
Anonymous No.5996881 >>5997164
>>5994999
it's a wooden board.
>>5995033
>same quality
It's a wooden board.
Anonymous No.5997029
>>5993312
Ich bin ein...
Anonymous No.5997033 >>5997159
>>5995001
That's originally a German pastry though...
Anonymous No.5997043
>>5995212
>this is worth the ruination of britain
Anonymous No.5997049
>>5990635
One Belly of the Beast Burger, coming right up.
Anonymous No.5997131 >>5997159
>>5995001
homeboy has never been to japan
Anonymous No.5997159 >>5998494
>>5997033
>>5997131
Y'all really fell for the lowest hanging fruit of bait. It's basically rotting on the ground and you picked it right up.
Anonymous No.5997164
>>5996881
Just because you're ignorant of the qualities of different kinds of woods doesn't mean they don't exist.
Anonymous No.5997249 >>5997263
>>5991935
She's wearing a glove you street shitting retard
Anonymous No.5997254
>>5991545
i would lick the hands and suck on the fingers of a delicate woman whereas i would not eat something that has been touched by a gnarly hand that looks like it belongs to a plumber or coal miner.
not that she touched the food with her bare hands (but i would wish that she did if i were to eat it)
Anonymous No.5997263
>>5997249
You fell for bait, and very obvious bait at that. How did it feel responding to it?
Anonymous No.5997291 >>5997325
>>5975864
New ylyl cringe content just dropped
Anonymous No.5997325 >>5998090
>>5997291
It's cringe, but not funny or cringy enough to be reposted. You're out of touch anon.
Anonymous No.5997600
>>5996177
Yeah I phrased that badly, what I wanted to say is that my cutting board is the last place it'd worry about microplastics, there's near omnipresent plastic pollution
Anonymous No.5998090
>>5997325
It's not thursday
Anonymous No.5998123
This threads always cause alot of seeth lol
Anonymous No.5998494 >>5998530
>>5997159
>i was just pretending to be retarded
Anonymous No.5998530
>>5998494
Anonymous No.5998690
>>5978414
just use beefstock with tomatoe paste.
Anonymous No.5998996 >>5999034
>>5995869
this is some voodoo shit
Anonymous No.5999034 >>5999532
>>5998996
poodoo*
Anonymous No.5999135
>>5995869
this is the same shit you see in cartoons
Anonymous No.5999182
>>5985870
found the pajeet
Anonymous No.5999419
>>5995540
for sure. he was able to speak coherently on a single topic for more than 20 seconds. not very believable.
Anonymous No.5999532
>>5999034
Poopoo*