Thread 5979485

cat webms are freethe rest is up to you

>>5979691
clean its eyes and face
then clean your fucking sink

Blyat !

>>5980265
>>5979993
fucking kek'd
>>5979975
gemmie

>>5979485 (OP)
I love nigger kitties.

>>5983302
Cute

>>5984000
Based cat

>>5983994
got a lol out of me

>>5984200
this is the most brutal thing I've seen on the chans
you're fucking sick. get professional help.

>>5984289
>>5984621
>>5984652
none of these have to do with cats.
delete yourself

>>5984773
you made me look through my "what is rotting kids brains" folder and now i'm equal parts sad, angry, and worried

>>5984652
same
I was close once, gotta lock and and get back there

>>5984003
They do not train and still have lighting reflexes.
Genetics predetermined life.

>>5984798
Old man screaming at cloud moment.
If this worries you, all I can say is:
Ziggyboogieduke

>>5984873
Yeah, that's the stuff

>>5984695
oops, sorry, guess people just searched for an other webm thread and didn't read the full title (as did i)

>>5983352
are there more of these with different songs?

>>5984798
Please share them

>>5984862
80% of a generation watching endless nonsense videos of adults acting like fools while their brain is developing, mixed in with AI videos indistinguishable from reality? yeah i'm worried.

>>5985110
sorry but it's not the thread theme ("cat videos for other boards")

>>5985064
I've seen a few but the one you posted remains the best one, the others are just poor imitations.

>>5984910
I assumed the same.
probably searched for other boards

shit happens

>>5984773
tfw its just cotton eye joe song but spoken like you had a massive stroke while singing it

>>5986921
What the fuck?

>>5986956
me in work, doing my best.

>>5987011
don't touch the bit while it's spinning, jesus christ.

>>5979485 (OP)
For me it's polydactyl cats

>>5987043
Wtf!

>>5987060
Would

>>5987057
kek I love it

>>5987154
a cat is fine too

>>5983302
My penis 0.5 seconds after I am born, safely in the hands of a doctor who pledged to do no harm. Surely nothing bad is about to happen.

>>5987532
totally real guise

>>5987312
>oh shit right, i'm supposed to pretend to unveil the car so it's not too obvious i'm just eye candy

>>5983302
Looks like spike from eraserhead

>>5988230
Sorry for your loss anon.

>>5991389
Such a well-behaved baby. I wish mine could take a bath without bloodshed.

>>5986340
song ?

>>5987057
It's Top Cat!

>>5992899
is it catapulting its own unborn?

>>5992973
looks born to me

>>5992186
find it myself, it's:
this voice in my head - you don't exist
get some more cat

>>5984289
Oh look, it's the sexual assault cover-up lakey. Fuck this bitch.

>>5992101
i shall name this one icqat.webm

>>5993683
Stop making stupid people famous

>>5984798
It's AI.
I don't know if that helps you.

>>5994112
if that's true it just means there will be even more of such brainrot content for future kids

Does anyone have that vid of the guy harassing his cat and then the cat does the 180 degree diarrhea squirt all across his face + the room?

>>5994409
thats a lot of autism for one cat.

>>5983316
Why so mad?

I love kotes bros

>>5994615
xD

>>5983302
shai hulud...

>>5994590
Lol this is all the same cat?

old video of my own cats

>>5987312
lmao. man I love cats.

>>5995260
Eject the non-cat poster!

Happy koturday

>>5994384
Thank you very much. It makes me wonder if the cat just went "eh fuck you", or if it just really-really had to go.
Also I wonder why the guy would even post his own L like that.

>>5982681
Wtf dude this is a blue board

>>5994061
What's that device she's holding? Looks like flashlight with a mic on it.

>>6000549
Fleshlamp™

>>5995260
Where cat

>>6000549
Probably a 2-in-1 microphone speaker combo - used for home Karaoke.

>>5984003
I guess I'm faster than a cat because my boy never can block or evade my moves

>>5985682
>when mom buys count chocula

>>6000140
Needs Tom scream

>>5992129
I love kots with profound expressions.

>>5992129
I do not like this cat. Its smug aura mocks me.

>>6000979
:3

>>6000979
I'm not jeolous because I also have a ginger kot

>>6001030
Sounds like you need tummy rubs too

>>5992186
Even God himself is amused by the antics of these little furry creatures

>>5987042
>>5986956
Actual retard

>>6000537
>father in law
>eunuch
Someone explain please

>>6003594
What's the question? Are you so stupid you don't know how to use Google?

>>6003628
What was the point in your reply? You understood what I was asking for explanation on so your first question was rhetorical for the sake of it. You also understand what and why eunuchs were I'm assuming since you presume I'm stupid for asking for clarification. If you need it spelled out, eunuchs are castrated solely to prevent them having children so how the fuck is he both a eunuch and a father? Next time someone asks a question and you have nothing insightful to add, best to just shut the fuck up instead of announcing it

>>6003637
Maybe don't ask stupid questions if you don't want to be ridiculed.

>>6003638
Wasn't a stupid question, I already pointed out why I asked it, it just fell upon a stupid audience. And ridicule falls flat when the one mocking displays his own lack of understanding lol

>>6003644
Explaining your ignorant reason for asking a ignorant question doesn't make it less ignorant. Use your brain. Being quick to anger is also a sign of low intelligence.

I can't tell if this guy is autistic or ESL. Yes I'm talking about you.

>>6003649
Questions asking for clarification are, by definition, asked out of ignorance. That's not the diss you think it is if you understand what it is you're actually saying. Your use of the word shows you don't, which is insanely ironic.
>Being quick to anger is also a sign of low intelligence.
>Are you so stupid you don't know how to use Google?
Oh

>>6003654
it was a pretty stupid question man. Just think about it for a second, it's not that hard to understand.

>>5986921
wtf is this real?

>>5987060
She obviously bought that cat to show him off on stream, he's nothing more than a prop

>>5988724
The cat just snuck in man, he's not getting paid for anything

>>6003662
Already elaborated on why it's not. Stop sidestepping your own lack of intelligence by claiming others are stupid. Provide insight or fuck off politely

>>6003663
Yes, mine also does minor handiwork, very nice of him

>>5992069
I guess you have to start young, if you get an adult cat and start bathing him, it's gonna be a problem. Same with rabbits, if you pick them up since they are small they get used to it, but adopting mature rabbits it's almost impossible to start picking them up for hugs

>>6003670
Damn I'm in the wrong business

>>6003669
Even your explanation of why you don't understand already answers your question. Turn down the autism and actually try to think about it, instead of throwing temper tantrums.

>>6003685
>temper tantrums
>calls me stupid, autistic, ignorant, low intelligence
Brother I keep giving you an out, all you have to do is stop replying and take it

>>6003693
Bro just think about it, like actually make an attempt. It's not that complicated.

>>6003707
(you)

>>6003709
Why should anyone give you the answer if you can't even attempt to think for yourself? What gives you such a sense of entitlement?

>>6003713
Oh I get it, you finally did exerted some effort and used that noggin of yours and figured it out, so now you feel dumb because you realize how simple the answer was.

>>6003717
>did exerted
Have I been arguing with an esl?
>(you)

>>6003720
Desperation is an ugly make up. Alright well I'm getting bored of this. I'll give you the answer if you show the slightest amount of humility and admit you didn't try to think of the answer for yourself.

>>6003720
I'll even give you a hint by asking you a question. Do you speak Chinese?

>>6003725
If you had anything to add you would've added it from the start
>desperation is an ugly makeup
>tries desperately to win something lost hours ago
lol
>>6003728
Ohhh you're a chink, this all makes total sense now. Here's your (you), bug man

>>6003729
No Im American and don't speak Chinese either. But alas you have lost your chance, I'll see ya in 3 days kid ;)