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>>5991911
WOAH THOSE COMEDIC CARTOONS ARE INCLUDING COMICAL REFERENCES TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES? CRAZY.

>>5992911
Is this supposed to be some hidden knowledge?
I thought everyone knows about the cables in the oceans.

>>5991929
so the vax is the mark of the beast? I've heard revelation is their playbook and its not prophecy..

>>5992414
real

>>5993539
>so the vax is the mark of the beast? I've heard revelation is their playbook and its not prophecy..

Man, these new conspiracies are pretty boring, it's just googling some dumb stuff and getting a dumb answer or straight up making shit up.
Bring me back the fun ones.

Nah you're just not awake

>>5994314
there's a video about how weed came from aliens but thats not interesting enough for you. Either post something or stfu

>>5994216
Do a heavy metal detox and paint your roof with blue lead paint. I predict project blue beam is a laser.

>>5994262
what's so wild about this one? roman buildings were made of cement and marble and other quarried stones from all over the empire. these world's fair miniature cities were quickly built wooden sheds with facades of some kind of plaster with stucco decorations. molding takes a fraction of the time as chiseling. they were glorified diy project. i doubt the wooden frames even had proper joinery which americans know little about.

>>5994588
>in /x/ thread
>just believes official sources
Do you still think there are WMDs in Iraq too?

He's not even dead, it was a show, for you

>>5994795
yo wtf is this did you record your phone

>>5991903 (OP)
Strong start.
wow

>>5991903 (OP)
what, explain. i usually use 10-90

>>5995521
holy shit.
THEY CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>5995953
So you just browse Yakub shit and stuff huh?

>>5995992
it was funny

This is pretty interesting if true

>>5997494
do it do it DO IT

ATTENTION!!
ATTENTION!!

THIS IS THE SPIDER IN YOUR WALLS!
don't bother looking I am invisible for my own protection.

I just want to remind you to take your Risperdal today.
We (you and I) don't want another incident.

also Jesus loves you.

>>5997663
Kek

>>5997969
ahh yes lets hand over the blueprints to every piece of property.
so in the future wars it knows the layouts

FUCK you tiktok

>>5998205
wtf real

>>5999570
blood sacrifice
vid related

>>5999615
not only heather, pretty much half or most of the cast members of poltergeist died in strange circumstances

>>5999632
a video for ants?!

>>5991926
I just looked it up. it was $499... that's not $666... I want my money back Schitzo post!

>>5999682
>I just looked it up. it was $499... that's not $666... I want my money back Schitzo post!
Most of them are controlled ops. They throw in debunk bait all the time

>>5996560
Already proven false.

>>5991906
Its really funny how these morons actually say that "yeah, these people run the world and eat children's souls and kill anyone that they want, but they have to give each other secret handshakes so that God doesn't stop them".

>>5991923
This just makes you want to convert to Catholicism.

>>5992328
He's got one eye on you and one eye on CERN, lol.

>>5992495
>guy learns how family trees work for the first time
Basically everyone with Western European heritage is descended from Charlemagne somehow, too.

>>5992911
There's a reason that satellite phones exist as separate products from normal cellphones.

>>5993346
Giant is a type of Interperatio Romana, not the actual 'translation'.
And the original Giants in Greco-Roman myth weren't even specifically bigger than men. That only came later when the gigantomachy was synonymized with the titanomachy far, far, after the original composition.

>>5994610
People still live in cities like Chicago or Buffalo.
Hell, a lot of the Expo buildings still exist in Buffalo and you can visit them, while there are museums for the stuff that wasn't built to last.

>>6000350
>but they have to give each other secret handshakes so that God doesn't stop them".
Jordan Peterson is in the club, he'll tell you how it works

>>6000355
lol. but also
>>5992328
why can't people say stuff in one take? it keeps jumping. bothersome trend of which i have no explanation.
and why did he flip me off at the end? rude little shit

>>5992422
>zooms in on wrinkled forehead
why. the old comic showing [object] photographed by man vs [object] photographed by female where her face takes up most of the frame used to be funny and true.
now these faggot "men" are doing the female shit. fucking internet aaaaaaaargfghggfjfgh

>>5992911
yeah no shit,
THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES
how do people not know this

>>6000887
>why can't people say stuff in one take?
I don't get this either, its an annoying trend that started with YouTubers back in 2014-ish. Seems like more effort too

>>6000904
>yeah no shit,
>THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES
>how do people not know this
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!

>>5999632
yeah he looks like a credible guy who is smart and well adjusted

>>6001517
He's right though fuck Christmas.
Jew holiday.

Lol.

>>6002464
"what are they trying to do", when Bernays was pushing and developing his phycological methods to get the masses to just do whatever they wanted, in the most amoral way possible, there was never an end goal, just a "let's see what else we can do", mentality.

>>6002897
there was a matrix 4?

>>5991926
Steve Jobs was John Lennon.

>>5992414
>>5994180
what

>>5999826
spoiler: it really was the jews.

>>6003403
>spoiler: it really was the jews.

>>5992416
Okay heres my question.
Let's assume for a moment it's true that these are those people.
Why wouldnt they change their names?

>>6003467
>>6003538

>>6003467
The jews being behind everything is part of the script.

The Simpsons told us who runs the show.
>note stonecutters = reference to the secret societies and mystery schools
>note the reference to Steve Guttenberg = control over the jews
>note the "alien" depiction as a coconspirator

>>5995979
I have the 450 card set. Now I'm gonna get it out and look for that card. verifcation, not fuckin required.

>>6003544
I wonder what that egg signifies?

>>5992416
"A very odd way of not responding"

To people constantly harassing her... Can't imagine why that would be

>>5992495
Is that where Obamna's White half came from?

>>5993335
Has bro never heard of social media prank videos

>>6002900
don't know why this needs spooky music
heavy metal detox has been a thing since roman times,

>>6003276
sadly yes. just do what i do and pretend any matrix after the first one does not exist.
was hyped to see the 2nd one when it came out, rushed through traffic, made it just in time.
walked out of the cinema when that french faggot with the lips was banging on about orgasm cake. first time i ever walked out of a film.
forced my way through the sequels years later out of morbid curiosity and they're all forgettable rubbish, then 4 came out a while ago and it was also dogshit (surprise surprise)

only watch them if you feel like punishing yourself

>>5997587
bro if this happens, they will 100% kill the majority of the smart ones and leave the rednecks and street shitters who absolutely live in poverty behind. Those are the real survivalist.

>>5991907
"rot" or "roter" means red in German, not Roth. Orsini means "of the bear" in Italian. Neither means "little red bears", and he doesn't explain why that's important anyway. Aside from being all from roughly the same general area (rhineland valley), there's no familial connection between them. He even says they can trace their lineage back to Nimrod (not true, but back to the 11th century in the case of the orsinis) and there is no overlap between the Orsinis, Rothschilds, or Rockefellers. I'm all for conspiracy theories, especially surrounding the ultra elites, but I can't stand dudes like this that try to give you some great insight but can't stop bouncing around making nonsense connections to prove their point

>>6000351
Glad it's not just me

>>6003576
>Is that where Obamna's White half came from?
yes his mother was white

>>5991907
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