Thread 5994905

>>5994907
Holy reddit unfunny humor

Kill yourself

>>5994911
Come on anon. You shouldn't say things like that.

>>5994907
>pay for streaming so you can watch your movies
>still have to sit through ads
fuck this shit.

>>5994921
That's a TV channel. Paramount Network.

>>5994915
Kek at the obvious, but also strange of this guy who looks 30 complaining about buying new cups while using an Amex Platinum card to pay for them.

>>5994911
>holy reddit
Automated incel response

>>5994915
I'm happy that you had a great time at my establishment and are taking my inventories but I've to to lowkey increase the prices to deal with unnecessary cost of replacing them.
And no this isn't a melanin problem, I've seen Asians and Whites do this and when confronted they give a hundred excuses

>>5994933
Whats strange about it? It's his money, it's his items. You're not entitled to it.

>>5994910
lol qwhat

>>5994934
I was there when the mf who created this came with the idea
I still remember him saying how he was about to do something no one has ever done before because he searched it all over the internet and didn't find anything similar
sick fuck

>>5994910
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>a row of reddit "humor" spam

I wish for you to be rangebanned.

>>5994949
>he was about to do something no one has ever done before
he was right
and you didnt fucking stop him

>>5994937
>doesn't matter if it's black people 80% of the time, whites and asians do it too!
also, what do blacks do when they are confronted?

>>5995015
Why cut off the irish part?

>>5995270
Never knew there was.
Do you have a or a link to it or the name of the skit? I'll remake it

>>5995317
I had it, just confirming longer version does exists.

>>5994941
>it's giving x
this generation has some of the stupidest turns of phrase I've ever heard

>>5995320
How do you eat normally with those teeth?

>>5995401
Not actual teeth it an insertable "grill" over actual teeth

>>5994915
Just sell the pitcher for like $25 extra dollars if you want to keep it when ordering. Hell if anything slap a logo sticker on them and sell them for more.

>>5995493
wife material

>>5994915
>People keep stealing my pitchers
>I was pretty bummed about it but then I realised that whoever stole my stuff is probably more happy to get it than I'm sad
>total happiness in the world increased
He literally did the bike cuck meme

>>5994910
You got a loicense for that Hitler dog?

>>5994907
I have seen way better cut to commercials that this type of shit

>>5994915
N

>>5995506
funniest comment.

>>5994915
>our long island pitchers
>literally just generic glass pitcher

>>5995659
Long Island Iced-Tea is a popular drank among niggers. They like to joke and say "make mine a STRONG island"

>>5995248
Confronted?

>>5995726
LITs are popular among most beach city people.

>>5995493
Imagine going to some picturesque beach and be enjoying yourself. Then you hear the durmdurmdurm reverberations of nigger music as a bunch of boats pull up and the ocean is suddenly speckled with loud raisins and their chimp babble.

>>5994905 (OP)
That would make a good white pride webmd. Nigger cant pay for groceries etc. lol

>>5994915
That’s not bad, kind of nice.

>>5994940
That chick in the corner had it right. I want to bash her nerdy fucking brains in for being so arrogant aaand kind of fat. My hungerness or whatever, ugh nigger! What a nasty bitch. Im guessing tik tok is just full of these nasty bitches making stupid comments on their useless lives? Cool, glad I missed put on it.

>>5995814
*missed out on it

>>5995763
>>5995726
They're popular with people who like to get fucked up and have money to spend on highballs. its more cost efficient to just get shots i think, but then you actually taste the alcohol

>>5995863
LITs are one of the cheapest highballs and taste good.

>>5994905 (OP)
great thread op

>>5994949
Lel nice

>>5995875
Blackadder is much funnier than that other shit. This is nowhere near the best of Blackadder, either. The Tudor one is best, followed by the prince regent one.

>>5996437
Shalom Shmeckel-burg-gold-stein

>>5995559
it's an addiction thing. Don't take it too seriously.

Anyone saved some webms from the russian threads last month?
I lost my folders and so that thread
I really miss that we with the fireplace next to the sofa acting like The sims

>>5994914
Doesn't even cuff the kid baka

>>5994915
>Half his customers are black
>He mental gymnastics justifies their theft.
>He just gives in.

I would never be friends with this man
He's everything wrong with men today.

>>5995785
I know!
It would be a kino

>>5994910
0:10 Hasan's dog

>>5995320
Wtf is up with his teeth

>>5995581
Is that from WKUK?

>>5996813
Newfag under 18 detected.

>>5996823
No, retard.

>>5995935
Nice, it's kinda revitalisation of the Norm's sketch only fro the part it's not a sketch .
Or maybe she meant to do that for lulz

>>5994925
Spoiler alert, but premium channels are things you pay to have data streamed to your home, and you still have to watch ads on them.

>>5995015
>>5995270

>>5997099
jesus christ how horrifying.

>>5997099
I'll take 20.

>>5997175
>>5997168
Shut the fuck up, you're not funny and your comments add nothing of value.

>>5997183
make like a tranny and kill yourself.

>>5995015
Stupid edited version for adhd zoomers, totally kills the pacing

>>5997140
So close and yet so far.... stupid fucking emojis. Why do you fucks save this shit.

>>5997183
Lol you must be constipated, I have just the device for you

>>5997198
Being "le edgy" dinner make you any funnier. You really don't understand humor, at what age were you diagnosed with autism?
>>5997209
The video was stupid but the comment kinda worked. I didn't laugh or even smirk, but I could see the basis of humor at least. Don't take that as praise because its not, I'm just acknowledging that you aren't completely autistic.

Go ahead and kill yourself
Yes I mean you

>>5995528
The best part of that video, he broke his hand all to shit smashing out his windshield, and the insurance refused to pay for the damages he inflicted himself.

On top of that, because he broke his hand outside of the car wreck, that wasn't covered by the insurance either, so he had to eat that and spend months in a cast. He will have permanent damage to his hand as a result.

All because POOR WITTLE WHITE BOY PROBLEMS! WAAHHH!

>>5997140
not sure I get the french and the Irish, but the German and the jew are funny

>>5997222
This video wasn't made for you but it's absolutely relevant to your life. Does getting pointed out as autistic, even in anon forums, ever bother you? Isn't it funny how everyone can always instantly tell that you have it? I like to equate it to being born a skunk without a nose, you can clearly see no one enjoys being around you, but without the sense of smell your incapable of understanding why they don't like being around you. It's sad really.

>>5997243
The French are dirty, and the Irish are dumb. At least thats the joke they're trying to make.

>>5995320
Early life check?

>>5997261
Underage newfag detected.

>>5997268
Homo says what?

>>5997273
Are you illiterate? Homo say that you're obviously underage and a newfag. Lurk more faggot.

>>5997275
>Lurk more
>more
Are you just pretending to be retarded newfag homo? Reply to me or my wife’s son again, and I will dispatch you with ease.

>>5994915
All dem niggers lol

>>5995320
That's one light skinned nigger

>>5997286
Check his early life on Wikipedia.

>>5997216
You spend a lot of effort typing like your sperging has value. If I wanted some bleeding cunt's opinion, I'd go to that pixxi terri board.

>>5996823
Do you see any men in drag?

>>5995380
How do you turn a phrase??

>>5994907
PIRACY WINS AGAIN

>>5997285
>>5997286
>>5997287
>>5997306
>>5997308
>>5997317
>>5997322
No one values your onion. No one thinks you're cool for saying "nigger". You aren't impressive in any way. See you in three days kid ;)

>>5997333
Did you just announce that you're getting us jannied? Could you be less gay?

>>5997337
>I can't follow the basic rules of a specific community and that makes me rational, white, and straight
Those personality traits don't add up....

>>5997364
I said "less gay" not "more gay."

>>5997333
>onion

>>5997226
Okay now this video fucking hurts to watch, jesus christ my own wrist hurts

>>5997469
Well at least it's not the guy who punched a window trying to intimidate a trump supporter or whatever only for the predictable to happen and he ended up begging for help.

>>5995493
New real estate for spongebob

>>5995537
Jej

>>5997099
This shit just made me bust out laughing

>>5997333
>onion
kek

>>5995332
I get it but wtf that hoe in the front doin

>>5995659
>>5995726
>"make mine a STRONG island"
>literally 90% liquor

>>5997226
why do you type like a retarded reddit subhuman faggot?

>>5994915
I saw the original post on Instagram and the comments were hilarious, thousands of comments all with thousands of likes saying "I think I see the problem."

>>5997140
Why does this have a pumpkin edited in over the jewish swine

>>5997333
I value their onions

>>5997615
Why call Confuse-a-Cat when they confuse each other

>>5994915
>>5994937
>>5995559
>>5995659
>>5995810
>>5996661
>>5997538
ITT: Retards who can't understand subtlety.

>>5997643
Yeah, reply to more posts en masse. That'll teach him!

>>5995015
okay this is funny

>>5997226
where's the white guy in the video, didn't see one.

>>5995493
What's the deal with this woman and pineapples? Also did she think her friend was gonna lift her fatass up one handed with both of their arms outstretched?

>>5997226
Not true in the least

>>5996806
keeeeeekkk

>>5995498
KEK, amazing

>>5996806
>>5997867

>>5998021
holy shit lmao

>>5998021
I can't believe this. He wouldn't take his thumb off the shock button.

>>5998021
WITNESSED

>>5998035
He takes his thumb off because he doesn't think it's working properly.

>>5998035
That's his fifth remote this week as well - and it's only Monday

>>5998021
lul

>>5997333
>No one values your onion
No cap?

>>5998175
On god

>>5994934
This is incredibly based
omega LOL

>>5997333
How much of a faggot can one man be?

>>5995528
>>5997226
>anger problems directed at blacks
Worse than 9/11
>anger problems directed at self
Blacks favorite form of entertainment
That poor animal will make it into heaven well before any giggling mongoloid.

>>5998321
You're uncle could tell you.

>>5998406
>typo
It's so over for you, kid.

>>5995581
i'm assuming this is a reference to the duel by chekov which i've been meaning to read so thank you for reminding me to read it

>>5998435
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5998436
Not specifically The Duel, but the plot device called Checkov's Gun. If a gun is prominently displayed or mentioned, it's gonna get used later in the story, it's a form of foreshadowing.

>>5995537
best one itt

>>5995576
Any more of these?

>>5997364
Announcing a report is a bannablr offense, dumb nigger

>>5997261
Kek. Just did, both sides too lol. >>5997268 get fucked

>>5997806
Think he's talking about the indigenous dude punching the car

>>5998447
why did let this cancer still work, but not my compressed 30 minute webms?

>>5998581
Ok and? Show me where I said I reported anyone kid?

>>5998585
>>5997261
Samefag

>>5998614
Git gud

>>5998614
Lol

>>5997333
Food, i don't want others to value my onion, that way i'll be able to eat it all by myself in a nice french soup without them trying to steal it
>>5997598
NO, BACK OFF, the onion is MINE

>>5998021
Finally this thread has a purpose

>>5998021
>Can't speak English.
>He blames it on his Turkishness.
>He can't pronounce simple Turkish words either,
>pronouncing 'Kaya' as 'Craig'.
He's just an idiot, isn't he?

>>5998871
>Nice
>Soup
>French
>Without
Your reply is NSFW, you tried to hide it but I was too clever. The mods have your current address and will be there shortly to suck all the testosterone out of your ballsack. Good luck kid.

>>5998447
>>5998614
>>5998782
i miss when these actually resized the post

>>5998910
works on my machine

>>5998910
It still does, you're just a iPhone user.

>>5998993
And you're just a faggot lowlife loser

>>5999005
Lmfao, I didn't make you buy an overpriced piece of junk that was your decision. Be mad at yourself if anyone.

>>5999005
Lmao iToddler faggot

>>5995015
Spike Milligan for anyone who cares.

Our best comics are depressive wrecks....

>>5995015
>>5997140
fucking useless, here's the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEPlr6LIek

>>5999040
i need a webm of the original to save it

>>5997333
>No one values your onion.
WRONG!

>>5997491
lmao

>>5999171
Nice. A reference to my 2nd favorite webm ever

>>5997226
cope

>>5999172
I've actually made a few things from his youtube channel. He does pretty good videos

>>5999418
Would have be hilarious if he tried that in the US

>>5997333
Nigger

>>5999172
moggs
>>5999490

>>5997333
waste of digits on an onion hater.

>>5995559
fucking kek

>>5997333
But onions have layers!

>>5997261
>not knowing riff
lurkmoar newfag

>>5998581
Cat gotcha tongue?

>>5999331
meth or extreme mental illness?

>>5994907
This is why advertising should be illegal.

>>5994915
>stop stealing my shit
>yeah, so i also steal from other places
Here's an idea: stack up double and provide an opportunity to buy the pitcher. You'd be surprised how many people who steal would buy it instead.

It's like when film companies make it impossible for people to watch their show, people will find it online and download it illegally. Provide a reasonable way to buy it for a sensible price, and piracy goes away almost completely.

>>5995332
Some people fall in line a bit too easily.

>>5995875
Is this the Russian front?

>>5997333
Nigger

>>5999418
I love this guy. He's hilarious.

>>5997226
>All because POOR WITTLE WHITE BOY PROBLEMS! WAAHHH!
Are you retarded or blind? That guy is not white in the slightest.

>>5999418
holy kek

>>5995498
Original is 17 minutes long

>>5999005
>>5998910
iToddlers btfo

>>5999561
Yes
Hell yeah

>>5999872
>>5999561
>>5999331
Don't make his gf sad, anons!

>>5999906
how are people like this not in a care facility? this is sad

>>5999918
Because then your taxes go up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2TxX0E4U1A

bruh

.

>>5998982
>>5998993
doesn't work with firefox nor chrome on my machine

>>6000059
ah it works on mobile
but thats for fags

>>5999591
It turned into a german shepherd.

>>5996823
its from the onion iirc

>>6000074
when I see a sikh, I just want to shave their hair off

>>5999872
did he get arrested for this?

>>6000432
Yea, spent a year and a month in jail. And not the first time he's been arrested. His names Tron Welborn.

>>5994934
>>5994949
QRD?

>>5997257
>then goes to watch Netflix all day long

>>6000520
You were only hopeful this was true. Reality isn't so kind. Self reflection will really do you some good, deflection and blame will not.

>>5995583
College humor nostalgia

>>5994941
The woman with the fucked up teeth is giving "got insecure" vibes. Why are you even looking at that girl who is cringing at fatty cringe dancing to pancakes?

>>5999561
that's just an edrone, amongst the most vile creatures on God's green earth. no one who watches wwe is mentally well

>>5994910
Can I have the full version pls

>>5994915
This has to be really well done satire, cause holy shit this guy is the definition of an entire culture cucked

>>5995576
More heath ledger impressions please

>>6000425
What do you want to do when you see a Hindu?

>>5998614
Lol you dick. Good stuff

>>5994915
>>5999565
This or just ask for a deposit.

>>5997333
wasted get, nigger

>>5996437
>The Tudor one is best, followed by the prince regent one.
agreed 99%.
the -1% is because i fucking despise laughtracks.
when you're a kid in the early 90's you don't think about it but going back and watching these again is quite difficult.

someone should make an AI filter that you run old shows through and it deletes the laughtracks.
i'd pay for it (probably/maybe).
fuck laughtracks. fuck them to hell.

>>5996492
wat

>>5997485
Sauce

>>6000810
>wat
You you know exactly what I'm saying shabbat shalom

>>6000548
Uh, is there like a story behind this? And how old is this? Surely that dude is in prison.

>>6000834
Newfag. Learn how to read a thread.

>>6000834
He went to jail for a little over a year, yes. His name is Tron Welborn. You know you have to be 18+ to be here right?

>>5994911
>>5995577
You're sad little boys,

>>5994910
kino

>>5998321
kek'd

>>5995583
This can be considered some pretty advanced humor nowadays

>>6000845
Age has nothing to do with the inability to read or being active in a thread, you would know this if you aren't a retard yourself.

>>6000763
What were the rebels doing?
Why bother with this instead of hanging?

>>6000939
I know you're under 18 because you don't know who Tron Welborn is and you indicated this is the first time you've seen this video. Kid.

>>5994907
>using cable in 2025
>continuing to pay extra for more channels
>still bombarded with constant ads
Like using the internet without adblock, pure hell.

>>6000958
boomers an some millenials are genuinly retarded goyslop eating slaves. they even know this but just dont care. amazing.

>>6000941
>Why bother with this instead of hanging?
they say why right at the start of the video

>>6001019
>>6000961
Nuke it
>>6000958
Streaming services are the same now, kek. Pirating things is the only way (again).

>>5995015
>That fucking Aphex Twin song in the background
Fuck you.

>>5998910
It does use a real browser

>>5997615
Pat Pat Pat
Re Pat Pat Pat
....
K bye?

>>6000941
>What were the rebels doing?
If this clip is talking about the Sepoy Revolt specifically, they were Hindu soldiers who turned on the Brits because there was a rumor that the new Enfield Rifle used beef tallow as cartridge grease. In those days soldiers would "bite the bullet" to open the cartridge and consuming beef was against their beliefs.
The rumor turned out to be false, but it didn't stop the riot.

>>6000943
You just showed everyone how much of a newfaggot retard you are. I wasn't that anon, I was just poking fun at your flawed logic. Retards exist regardless of age group, and you're proof of that.
>not knowing some e-celeb means you're underage
Was I transported to bizzaro world?

>>5995332
Someone got tricked there.

>>6001044
>0:24
lmfao

>>6001175
You died here, stalker. Enjoy prison.

>>6001182
fr?

>>6001175
He was a popular viral idiot on 4chan around 2010, his videos were talked about and spammed all the time. You're not fooling anyone.

>>6001019
Holy shit I can't believe this crazy bitch is still doing this bullshit
What and absolute legend and also cringe master at the same time
I hate that I love it

>>5999918
there aren't really any public care facilities that would take people like that, only private ones. Most people with retarded kids put them through public school and then either take care of them forever at home or they get access to subsidized housing and live "semi-independently" aka with a couple of retard roommates and weekly check-ins from their parents. Sometimes they can hold part-time jobs at mcdonalds or walmart or whatever.
t. lived in a subsidized apartment building that was 50% mentally disabled adults and 50% death's door boomers.

>>6001217
And I believe you rape some of the hotter mentally disabled adults?

>>6001185
This one's my favorite.

This guy is pretty funny

>>5995726
I work at a bar and a non tipping nigger chimped out to my manager because I didn't make his LIT "strong enough". He claimed to be a bartender for 20 years and said "you're supposed to use an ounce and a half of each liquor". Like no, nigger, you're not getting 7.5 oz of booze for less than $12.

>>6001448
oh yeah forgot the part where when he ordered he said "don't use no jigger"

>>6001019
These people are why the Bionicle reboot sucked

>>6000547
He's actually got a sick scream, he should join a heavy metal band

>>6001417
Fucking lol
Is that the guy from cumtown?

>>6000481
Some guy on /gif/ made a bunch of videos of Kesha, Ariana, and Taylor swift being fucked by stuffed animals. Can't remember when they first appeared.

>>5998614
How the fuck does it do that

>>6001567
Dunno some comedian sahib singh

>>5995935
>110% not your business
Checks out to me.

>inb4 roastie
Look up who uses abortions the most.

>>6000548
>ready and waiting with a gun
Did he get a no-knock at 3am for this?

>>6001454
More like punk due to his primitive guitar skills.

>>5998876
Yeah but he's hot and 10/10 girls lust after him so it's ok

>>5994905 (OP)
this "humor" thread just gave me the biggest dose of fatigue I wasn't even looking for.

>>5999165
>slowly die as the hydrolic press gets turned on and off over and over

>>5994934
I was lying down until I put my hands up to my skull and ducked for cover upon seeing this again. I'm not going through this again

>>5997643
Yeah that trademark effeminate zoomer male self-awareness. The relaxed yet pleading cadence in his voice really sells how much he doesn't think about satisfying those around him and how meta and ironic he is.

>>5994934
This is dull and tame. If this makes the average adult extremely uncomfortable, no wonder you faggots can't look me in the eyes even though I'm your age.

>>5995493
>we will not be punching down on the disenfranchised for GTA VI

>>5997527
underrated kek

>>5995576
Unfunny Jew trying to push the overton window and normalize xitter nonsense to whites who are fooled by his presence.

>>6001787
top lel

>>5997230
DUDE I can FUCKING say FUCK too! I say it ALL THE TIME at DnD on Saturdays with my MALE TO FEMALE HUSBAND

>>6002000
>Fuck you faggot the fuck outta my thread

>>5994915
wtf is a pitcher? thats a fucking glass

>>6001417
kek

>>5998447
Saviour of the thread

>>5999906
What is xhey saying? I can't even understand

>>6002017
>They hated Him because He told them the truth.

>>5994915
Holy cognitive dissonance

>>5994940
Dancing pancake lady seems annoying as fuck desu, I can tell she is mentally exhausting to be around. White girl still looks like a mean bitch though. Honestly, I just hate women.

>>5997226
>white boy
The guy who smashed his car looks asian or Hispanic though

>>6001545
The Jew accusing anyone of human rights abuses is now null and void.

>>6002273
>>6001417
>Catan
Is that a new meme? I used to play that

>>6002273
i cant tell if this is satire

>>5994910
L O FUCKING L

>>6001019
try as I might, I can't see the sora AI watermark anywhere in this OBVIOUSLY AI made video.

>>6001182
Oh my god it's Internet famous sensation Patrick Tomlinson, author of such esteemed novels (that I won't name) I love your yard furniture and fence!

They have a whole bunch of these on their Youtube channel.

>>5995493
this is why I run 50 miles offshore. We'll do the sand bar thing a couple times a year, but it is not worth it. I'd rather be spook free with the fish.

>>6002955
Rape is based.

>>6002955
>I order you to 1v2 these guys because they're le evil
Dude would have gotten rekt, then they rape the sarge

>>6003185
Just like the real UN, they condemn the rapists, but let them get away.

>>6001403
I'm jealous of this guys' enthusiasm. I haven't felt child-like joy and wonder in decades.

>>6000961
This scene is ridiculous but that was actually very sweet of the mongoloid to offer a tissue

>>6002955
how the fuck is this real?

>>6001450
heh, jigger

>>5999918
They shut down all the affordable govt ones because they were "abusive" and "inhumane". Now the mentally deranged are everyones problem.

>>6000763
Truth is much more entertaining than fiction.

>>6003674
They are God's good boys and girls.

>>5999418
>its just a prank
>i was just chasing you in the dark as a joookee
>whats up ur bottem? lololooolol

>>6001417
It must hurt to have such a porcine fellow call you dumb. I should know.
I look like that.

>>5999418
It's truly tragic that he wasn't instantly shot and killed.

garbage thread, only good one was ops ai shit

>>6002000
The copy pasta this was based off of is probably older than you.