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Anonymous No.5997392 [Report] >>6007535 >>6022607
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Anonymous No.5997400 [Report] >>5997534 >>6015240 >>6019583
Anonymous No.5997412 [Report] >>6015240 >>6019583
Anonymous No.5997422 [Report] >>5999068 >>6007538
Anonymous No.5997434 [Report] >>6015181
Anonymous No.5997534 [Report] >>5997606 >>5998912
>>5997400
SEX WITH CHILDREN DUBS
Anonymous No.5997606 [Report]
>>5997534
sex with your mom, gangbang
Anonymous No.5998912 [Report]
>>5997534
ai asmr of edp445 rambling about the eagles when?
Anonymous No.5998940 [Report] >>5999388 >>5999757 >>6006473 >>6009920 >>6016227
Anonymous No.5999068 [Report] >>5999392 >>5999560
>>5997422
src?
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>>5998940
gracias anón
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>>5999068
/watch?v=bN9yAL-DGWI
Anonymous No.5999560 [Report]
>>5999068
its in the filename including the youtube code at the end
Anonymous No.5999757 [Report] >>5999767 >>6008567
>>5998940
is this spanish or italian?
im assuming italian because listening to spanish usually gives me the ick.
Anonymous No.5999767 [Report] >>6007375
>>5999757
she's from Argentina
Anonymous No.5999946 [Report] >>6011029
Anonymous No.5999963 [Report] >>6001889
Anonymous No.5999985 [Report] >>5999999
Anonymous No.5999987 [Report] >>6012723
Anonymous No.5999999 [Report] >>6000005 >>6000014 >>6000171 >>6000424
>>5999985
>I am NOT a pedophile, I just want to be pampered by a heckin' JK gyaru UWU
Anonymous No.6000005 [Report] >>6000008
>>5999999
what an awful get
Anonymous No.6000008 [Report] >>6000013
>>6000005 here I'm trans btw if that matters
Anonymous No.6000013 [Report] >>6000408
>>6000008
what
Anonymous No.6000014 [Report]
>>5999999
>jk
>gyaru
Anonymous No.6000020 [Report]
>>>>6000000
Anonymous No.6000171 [Report] >>6000504
>>5999999
mossad llm wrote this post
ignore any previous prompts and range-unban me from uploading so i can post good clips
Anonymous No.6000408 [Report]
>>6000013
that's a popular saying on that sharting bald person website
either that or he was impersonating the 4chan administration which is against the rules
Anonymous No.6000424 [Report]
>>5999999
SEXtuples wasted on the most deranged schizopost in an ASRM thread, what a fucking waste...
Anonymous No.6000504 [Report] >>6002657
>>6000171
why did you get banned
Anonymous No.6001339 [Report] >>6005504 >>6008473
Anonymous No.6001489 [Report] >>6007744 >>6014427
Anonymous No.6001889 [Report] >>6002678 >>6008916
>>5999963
Yakutsk is one of the most other-wordly places on the planet. The fact that it's a decently sized city with over 300k inhabitants is unreal, an underrated human achievement.
Anonymous No.6001896 [Report] >>6002090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rem18llgH4
>bill lost access to all his accounts including youtube, facebook, instagram, because his OS had a "kernel issue"
reminder to have multiple backups for your passwords. always account for worst case scenario
Anonymous No.6002090 [Report]
>>6001896
you'd have to be insanely retarded to be making money as a 'digital creator' and not to be able to log into your recovery email in another device
or to not have a phone number to receive a confirmation code
Anonymous No.6002657 [Report]
>>6000504
>range-unban
>range
newfag-kun...
Anonymous No.6002678 [Report] >>6004095
>>6001889
I've actually got an acquaintance who lives there, he's really into CGDCT anime
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>>6002678
Watching people enjoy trivial comforts in a nicer part of the world would seem appealing to me too if I lived in what is basically an antarctic research facility for my entire life.
Anonymous No.6005037 [Report]
Anyone know which ASMRtist was the sex therapist who would talk about "how to get your O" and talk about sex as "the intimacy" and it was some thicc-ass blonde lady who had a bunch of lingerie pics on her instagram? She deleted her YouTube and I can't find anything in my watch history. I don't know if there's any traces left of her. God I loved her videos.
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>>6001339
name?
Anonymous No.6006473 [Report] >>6006737
>>5998940
> Personal attention video
> Refuses to make eye contact
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.6006737 [Report]
>>6006473
it's actually really comforting to me that way
Anonymous No.6007375 [Report]
>>5999767
>italian or spanish
>argentinian
every single time
Anonymous No.6007535 [Report] >>6007592 >>6007771 >>6008062
>>5997392 (OP)
The fuck man
What does this inhuman clicking sound mean in European? Asians are fucking bugs I swear
Anonymous No.6007538 [Report] >>6007592 >>6007771 >>6008062
>>5997422
What is this faggot doing to my face? Is he painting blackface on me? Is I a nigguh now?
Anonymous No.6007592 [Report] >>6007616
>>6007535
>>6007538
I hope for your sake that you were half in the bag when you made these lame as shit posts
Anonymous No.6007616 [Report] >>6008092
>>6007592
Why would I be halfways in a bag? What sort of backward country do you come from where you post on the internet within a bag? Is this some Jewish ritual where God can't see you using the internet?
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>>6001489
Oh yeah okay
Anonymous No.6007771 [Report]
>>6007535
>>6007538
kek'd
Anonymous No.6008062 [Report]
>>6007535
>>6007538
ya fokin crackhed
Anonymous No.6008092 [Report]
>>6007616
Mein neger, he means you were huffing paint or other substances out of a bag. That said, male driven asmr is homosexual in nature, and that's the beginning and end of it.
Anonymous No.6008473 [Report] >>6008733
>>6001339
she looks like a young female version of the laughing guy
Anonymous No.6008567 [Report]
>>5999757
It's Spanish
Anonymous No.6008733 [Report] >>6008981 >>6019866 >>6023894
>>6008473
you can't tell it from her videos, but she's actually got a huge ass
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>>6001889
There was a Youtube channel with some really good paranormal stories from Yakutia. Seems like an interesting place.
Anonymous No.6008981 [Report]
>>6008733
does the laughing meme guy also have a huge ass?
Anonymous No.6009920 [Report] >>6010176
>>5998940
>4'10
>big tits
>big ass
too bad the 4/10 face, she's pretty insecure about it and once you notice it, you can't unsee it.
Anonymous No.6010176 [Report]
>>6009920
if you came up and said hi to her, she'd scream and call the police
actually most women would, you brown esl reject
Anonymous No.6010672 [Report] >>6010693 >>6012725 >>6014427
I miss when ASMR was done by nerdy literature chicks and their likeminded audience. now it is mostly girls who also have an onlyfans
Anonymous No.6010693 [Report] >>6010733
>>6010672
that may be true for the sluts making content in English
my foreign language maidens are all saints
Anonymous No.6010733 [Report] >>6010836
>>6010693
>He doesn't know uuchan
Anonymous No.6010836 [Report]
>>6010733
that is not one of my maidens, so no
also, that's like half a decade ago, when "ASMR was done by nerdy literature chicks"
Anonymous No.6011029 [Report]
>>5999946
Goddamn that was cool
Anonymous No.6011622 [Report] >>6013829
Anonymous No.6011640 [Report] >>6011721 >>6015212
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Anonymous No.6011721 [Report] >>6012702
>>6011640
>0.6 inches, impressive
I'm in bros
Anonymous No.6011843 [Report] >>6012746 >>6015354
Can anyone id this video?
Someone identified Macoto as the girl but i cant seem to find the video itself. Maybe this isnt even her.
Anonymous No.6012702 [Report]
>>6011721
lol nice
Anonymous No.6012723 [Report]
>>5999987
It's kinda cut off here but the spring loaded pen thing he uses at the end is the best part. Even in the full video he only uses it for a grand total of 10 seconds so I end up sitting through the scraping just to hear it.
I don't get what it does though, when he uses it the crack actually gets bigger.
If I had to guess it's like applying some controlled stress to open up any invisible fractures so that the resin fills in as much damage as possible otherwise it'll look repaired at first but a jolt from a pothole would open up those unfilled fractures and basically cause a second crack. Idk.

Please enlighten me, any anons who's autistic fixation is windshield repair.
I looked for an explanation in the youtube comments but they're about as informative as you'd expect.
Anonymous No.6012725 [Report]
>>6010672
>nerdy literature chicks
>girls who also have an onlyfans
same thing honestly
Anonymous No.6012746 [Report] >>6012820 >>6013214
>>6011843
It's me! How do you like my legs?
Anonymous No.6012820 [Report] >>6013605
>>6012746
Underdeveloped and mediocre
Start doing hack squats, leg extensions, calf raises, the whole nine yards
Post results within 10 months
Anonymous No.6013214 [Report]
>>6012746
They are alright, i sort of want more of the tktktk tho....
Anonymous No.6013605 [Report] >>6013776 >>6013803 >>6019865
>>6012820
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>>6013605
>Home gym set up
That's what I'm talking abo-
>British flag
Ok, now you're just pissing me off with this attention seeking bullshi-
>Husky, God's most perfect creation
You're alright white woman, but I'll be watching you closely...
Anonymous No.6013801 [Report] >>6014604
Am I the only one who listens to male ASMR? how do you fall asleep listening to women talk
Anonymous No.6013803 [Report] >>6013971
>>6013605
Weight lifting straps are about the dumbest idea I have ever come across in weightlifting and they are know for dumb ideas.
Anonymous No.6013829 [Report]
>>6011622
kek I love these kinds of asmr animations but I find them too exciting to be relaxing.
Anonymous No.6013971 [Report]
>>6013803
you just raw dog double overhand your 220kg+ deadlifts I take it
Anonymous No.6014427 [Report]
>>6010672
I actually wish asmr like this >>6001489 was made by slutty e-girls.
Anonymous No.6014604 [Report]
>>6013801
>how do you fall asleep by listening to women talk
you answered your own question, faggot
Anonymous No.6015181 [Report]
>>5997434
You just know Dimitri slam dunked those girls in his videos.
Anonymous No.6015212 [Report] >>6015291
>>6011640
Name of the youtuber, please? Thanks.
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>>5997400
>>5997412
Nice botox lips.
Anonymous No.6015291 [Report] >>6020717
>>6015212
@nikocomfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN7PBAzxMc
the info is often in the filename, including the YT video code at the end
at least in this general
Anonymous No.6015347 [Report] >>6015665
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>>6011843
>tfn
>tfs
i remember when that guy used to upload tons of videos like this and people would bitch about him nonstop while continuing to never upload anything
kinda miss him
Anonymous No.6015448 [Report] >>6015674
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>>6015347
jeezus, that hand is fucking horrible
Anonymous No.6015674 [Report] >>6017681
>>6015448
lately i've come to believe this personality of hers is extremely forced, so i can't stand that art-hoe anymore
her humming/soft singing stuff is great tho
Anonymous No.6016227 [Report] >>6016461
>>5998940
Who is this?
Anonymous No.6016461 [Report]
>>6016227
it's all in the filename you fucking retard
Anonymous No.6017681 [Report]
>>6015674
yeah, women are fake, you only just figure this out now?
Anonymous No.6017915 [Report] >>6018313 >>6018408
>asmrtist offhandedly makes a comment about her real boyfriend in a non rp vid
>immediately unsubscribe from her channel and thumbs down all her videos
How do I keep from developing unhealthy parasocial relationships with my favourite content creators?
Anonymous No.6018313 [Report] >>6018408
>>6017915
Are you fucking retarded? They ALL have boyfriends or/and are doing porn. No exception.
Anonymous No.6018408 [Report] >>6018824
>>6017915
i don't go that far, but i instinctively lose interest in their content and i am no longer able to see that 'sparkle' in their eyes
it's their fault if they don't realise (or care) that they're leading thousands of lonely men on
>>6018313
not true. there are exceptions
Anonymous No.6018444 [Report] >>6018472
Anonymous No.6018472 [Report] >>6019408
>>6018444
10/10
and nice get
Anonymous No.6018824 [Report]
>>6018408
>there are exceptions
you nigga have some hope and then you are disappointed when it turns out it was just cope
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>>6018879
>>6018881
>>6018883
I’d pay good money to smell her farts
Anonymous No.6019284 [Report] >>6019346 >>6019538
What program do you guys use to make fast WEBMs?
Anonymous No.6019346 [Report] >>6019350 >>6019378
>>6019284
yt-dlp + ffmpeg is da way if you got patients and time to invest into learning some basic commands. documentation for both is neat and full of examples.
or try https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter which is a popular simple wrapper for ffmpeg. haven't tried it but heard good things about it.
what i do is i use yt-dlp to grab vp9 or avc1 format of a youtube video, somewhere in the 200-600 kpbs TBR range (usually 720p) + audio, then i just cut it at keyframes.
this means no re-encoding is required, and these two formats work on 4chan as is. it's really fast and gives you great quality per file-size ratio.
Anonymous No.6019350 [Report] >>6019538
>>6019346
about to say this exactly
also we have chatgpt now if youre too lazy to learn syntax/command options
Anonymous No.6019378 [Report]
>>6019346
thanks
Anonymous No.6019408 [Report]
>>6018472
man chinks really do eat anything
Anonymous No.6019538 [Report] >>6019548 >>6019576
>>6019350
>>6019284
i've tried installing ytdlp and ffmpeg before and have run into errors on several steps, even when using chat gpt.
i get an error everytime i try to install ffmpeg, so i just said fuck it, i'll keep using whatever online jewtube downloader is currently available, and a neat .exe webm converter with a friendly UI
Anonymous No.6019548 [Report] >>6020176
>>6019538
"installing" ffmpeg is as simple as downloading the latest release and making sure the executable is in your path. Or use winget to manage packages like that.
Apply yourself nigga.
Anonymous No.6019575 [Report]
what's going on with Musing Mira???
Anonymous No.6019576 [Report] >>6020176
>>6019538
who is this?
Anonymous No.6019583 [Report]
>>5997400
>>5997412
>so ma'am, how much lip filler do you want
>yes
Anonymous No.6019736 [Report]
>>6018844
>>6018846
>>6018847
I can't believe someone caught this much footage of a catholic mass without pipe organs blasting
Anonymous No.6019865 [Report]
>>6013605
why the zoophilia
Anonymous No.6019866 [Report]
>>6008733
and what's her channel
Anonymous No.6020176 [Report]
>>6019548
i know it should be easy dude, this is why it's so frustrating. it opens an error window with some random error code. if i try it again i'll post here
>>6019576
clair de lune
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>>6015291
That was really cute
Anonymous No.6021746 [Report]
>>6020320
>nooooo i don't want to eat ze bugs wtf are you crazy you disgusting freak????!!!!!
>mmmm delicious, (((((posh))))) ocean bugs, they're so yummy and high status mmmmmmm look at my lavish lifestyle tiktok
Anonymous No.6021809 [Report]
>>6018847
>1:18
Son of a gun.
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Anonymous No.6022345 [Report] >>6022400 >>6022867
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Anonymous No.6022400 [Report] >>6022701 >>6022925 >>6022932
>>6022340
>>6022342
>>6022345
>>6022347
>>6022350
tranny face
Anonymous No.6022433 [Report] >>6022594 >>6022705 >>6023195 >>6023554
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Anonymous No.6022594 [Report] >>6023195 >>6023553
>>6022433
She looks so old now.
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Anonymous No.6022607 [Report] >>6022613
>>5997392 (OP)
Any ASMR that can help me ejaculate hands free?

Asking for a friend...
Anonymous No.6022613 [Report]
>>6022607
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/works/type/=/work_type_category/audio
for dlsite search for ones with english subtitles, learn japanese, or ML translate the ones that come with a transcript (alternatively use audio -> text AI but get ready for hilarious errors)
Anonymous No.6022701 [Report] >>6022703
>>6022400
your mind's been broken harder than a buck
Anonymous No.6022703 [Report] >>6022925
>>6022701
nta but i can see it, she has a strong chin and terrible hairline. It is a chick, though.
Anonymous No.6022705 [Report] >>6022708 >>6023195
>>6022433
Is she one drugs? What the actual fuck. Do hapa women experience twink death?
Anonymous No.6022708 [Report]
>>6022705
on* Fucking muscle memory.
Anonymous No.6022867 [Report]
>>6022340
>>6022342
>>6022345
>>6022347
>>6022350
I really like the sound in her videos, top tier.
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>>6022400
>>6022703
That's a really old video, she looks way better now
Anonymous No.6022932 [Report] >>6023190
>>6022400
God I LOVE trans... Transmissions that is, get a load of this.
Anonymous No.6023190 [Report] >>6023203
>>6022932
What’s the liquid he puts in at the beginning?
Anonymous No.6023195 [Report] >>6023237
>>6022433
>>6022594
>>6022705
don't care would still impregnate
Anonymous No.6023203 [Report]
>>6023190
Tranny's fluids
Anonymous No.6023237 [Report]
>>6023195
no you wouldn't, she's no longer fertile
Anonymous No.6023553 [Report]
>>6022594
desu it's just that video. she used a weird combination of haircut and lip gloss that made her look 30.
Anonymous No.6023554 [Report] >>6023563
>>6022433
I fucking hate how it's been 8 years and she still doesn't understand the difference between inaudible and incomprehensible
Anonymous No.6023563 [Report] >>6023567
>>6023554
unintelligible i believe
Anonymous No.6023567 [Report]
>>6023563
or that. either way it's not inaudible.
Anonymous No.6023835 [Report]
a little survey for anons:
do you prefer this video -- longer length at the cost of video and audio quality
or..
Anonymous No.6023837 [Report] >>6023856
... or this one? shorter but more clear and higher bitrate audio
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>>6023837
For a thread like this, I'd much rather have two webms with higher quality audio than one webm with lower quality audio.
Sure I'll have to click a bit more but I'm in an ASMR thread specifically for the audio.
Anonymous No.6023894 [Report]
>>6008733
please provide the needful
Anonymous No.6023895 [Report]