Thread 6001527

you forgot to add the sound

Hey Bim guess what

>>6001529
the fucking TOILET on that TRAIN is bigger then the bathroom in my 3 bedroom house, i fucking hate being australian

>>6001537
>the heat from the egg cooks the rice

>>6001534
>A phone needs between 3 to 10 minutes in a UV light sanitizer
Yeah that's cool until the motor burns out or the mechanism jams and you can't get your phone out. Cool how any splashes or drips from the sink will get right it and ruin it anyway
I hate overdesigned meme shit like this. Fuck whomever designed this

>>6001537
a caveman method to heating up water is the proof that japan lives in the year 2050? we talking b.c. or what?

>>6001537
>a super-hot egg that you can drop and burn yourself with
Haven't these chinks ever heard of a microwave oven? Give me a break

>>6001528
i get it, but i still would prefer a regular toilet, lioke imagine the mechanism goes bad while using it and then everyone can see you sharting?

So... Is the thread title ironic or are weebs just too dumb to actually realize all this shit has existed across the world for decades?

>>6001658
>cool thing is worthless because it might stop working
Never take a plane, nigger.

>>6001601
Bimmy isn't even a real name!

>>6001539
You have to eat all the ice.

>>6001678
Why would I take a plane? To fly to Africa? I like my cozy barn and am never leaving my farm that far, thank you very much

Japan has lived in the year 2000 since 1980

Japan doesn't believe in Air conditioning. Twenty fucking fifty my asshole

>>6001527 (OP)
Canning is actually a pretty old technology

>>6001540
I can't tell if having screen-centered word-by-word captions like this makes it easier or harder to simultaneously read and watch

>>6001528
this is a complete gimmick

>>6001527 (OP)
oh look something in a can that's hard to get to.

BRILLIANT!

>>6001534
what are people doing with their phones that they have to "sanitize" them?

>>6001535
I imagine someone going through the cases and pulling all the strings.

>>6001855
You know how much shit (literal fecal matter) is on your phone right at this very moment?

>>6001527 (OP)
>itt stupid gimmick shit

>>6001695
this

>>6001528
imagine having a wank in there staring at the passersby

>>6001527 (OP)
An American machine likely canned that product and designed the lid. You're welcome "the future".

>>6001528
put these in india, they will try to kill you for witchcraft and heresy against their religion(whichever they woke up and chose for the day)

>>6001865
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I am not black or jeet

>>6001865
Yes. I put it there on purpose

>>6001532
Instead of just mounting a soft pad there they make a wagoe perform a humiliation ritual

>>6001865
Dude, UV light isn't going to remove solid waste from your phone screen. It doesn't even remove the bacteria, it just kills it. There's a reason soap is preferable to hand sanitizer; it kills pathogens and wipes away pretty much everything.

>>6002336
Soap works by removing the oil layer over your skin, which is what everything like bacteria and poop stick to.

>>6001622
Kek literally

>>6001620
Bigger than most restrooms ever...kinda seems like they should have fit two in there

>>6001734
It's not to make it easier
It's because everyone has ADHD now so something has to move or change quickly every second or else they get bored and switch to another video

>>6001678
it's a cool thing until it rapidly stops working, just like those horribly overdesigned bathroom sinks that have been popping up in restrooms the past few years. They're WOW SUPA COOL until the batteries run out or the 60 tubes and wires underneath the entire fixture get ripped out by some dumb kid. Those huge combo sinks that have a faucet, soap dispenser, and air dryer are fucking BITCHES to manufacture, install, repair, and move; They're overdesigned, overly complex, and wasteful. A basic sink with two valves and a faucet with the trap and waterlines easily accesible underneath is 100% PERFECT and efficient. Ever get frustrated that a motion sensor sink isnt working? Yeah bitch, that's because the fucking worthless battery instantly ran out of juice and now you have doodoo finky matter on yo fingers like an ape. Welcome the future.

>>6001693
heh
>>6001694
>I like my cozy barn and am never leaving my farm that far
nice, and, same. no point in going abroad, if i wanted to be surrounded by foreigners i'd just go to londonistan or the nearest large town.
hint: i don't

>>6001884
sorrynotsorry to spoil your dreams but in the video the inside also goes blank when you lock it

>>6002754
based

>>6001620
The toilet on that train is bigger than most Japanese people's entire house.

>>6001695
This. I lived in Japan in the early 2000s and it was about the same as the US except for fancy vending machines and lack of effective heating or AC. Now I travel there a few times a year, and it's exactly the same except for a few gimmicks and they finally have online banking.

>>6002762
> The toilet on that train is bigger than most Japanese people's entire house.
The ultrawide lens makes it look bigger than it is.

itt: magatards realizing they are living in a a 3rd world country

>>6002766
Its amazing what can be accomplished when you live in a high-trust society. America is basically India when compared against Japan or China, socially.

what it all really proves is Japs are masters at theatricality, makes me think about hibochi restaurants

>>6002766
mad Latin American person or Indian
>t. European poster that loves my American frens

>>6001527 (OP)
Yeah, this is old shit
Used to have pudding cups in cans like this
They were banned at my school because retard kids kept licking the lids and cutting their tongues.

>>6002766
>leftism is when you have shitty battery powered sinks
sounds about right

>>6001527 (OP)
Amazing, what do they call this futuristic technology? I still have to s open my cans with a knife.

Sent via telegram.

>>6001535
I know it's heating up like flameless ration heaters but that's honestly a useless video

>>6001527 (OP)
B&M bread is a thing. This isn't futuristic, just makes me feel like seeing a brother I haven't called in a long time but probably should.

Asahi sells a beer in a can like this in japan. Every single time I tried it, it damn near exploded but it was so worth it to drink out the can like its a cup don't care if its just a gimmick it was fun. I also walked out of a 7-Eleven inside an airport with a bottle of whiskey that I didn't have to put in a duty free bag, thry are truly an enlightened people

>>6001855
jorkin it

>>6001529
Disgusting white women shouldn't be allowed to go to Japan.

>>6001865
as much as possible. Nobody wants to steal it and it is a lot easier to find if I misplace it.

>>6001735
Lol

Homosexual thread

>>6003280
Is that why you're in it? LMAO

>>6003291
Posting doesn't mean he's staying, just like I'm doing.

>>6003333
GIWTWM

>>6001529
VIA Rail in Canada got new cars this year, and the toilets look like this. Used to be each car had two airplane-sized water closets; now each car has one, but between cars there's this huge one that's big enough for wheelchairs AND a baby-changing table.

Now if only the trains could be on-time instead of an hour later because of stopping two or three times to let freight trains pass. Thanks a fuck, Brian Mulroney, for selling the national railway system to private interests.

>>6003333
That would only wake you up for like 30 seconds

>>6001699
This is true. They have it but they don't set it below 80° f all summer. Sux

>>6001898
>An American machine likely canned that product and designed the lid.
lmao

>>6002268
Yup, just thought about it. Imagine doing
this shit for hours, at least assembly line workers can talk to others while doing repetitive shit. What a shitty job japan, truly the future is 2050 for you.

>>6003503
I run in reverse of this. AC like crazy, and only run the furnace enough to prevent frozen pipes. Fuck hot weather. I feel like death all summer long. If it wasn't retarded there, I'd just move to Canada.

>>6001529
This is obviously the super expensive First Class tourist train, probably costs the same as a plane ticket. Not a single Japanese passenger in the entire video, hate it when white roasties and other tourists are shown around these fancy spots to boost the country's image. It's so obviously sponsored marketing, same with all those Dubai faggots showing off all the luxury and ignoring the slavery and the lack of plumbing

>>6001601
In essence this is still just a white tourist going to an exotic country and making fun of their culture. Regardless of how much they fucking love diversity, he cannot wait to return to his white neighbourhood home and do normal things again

>>6003461
These men are not doing it for the sobering up, Anon: >>6003335

>>6003333
Checked
If I pay them $8 can they form a line and slap my balls?

>>6001529
It doesnnot matter hownbif the seat it.
You are in a saloon car for animals.
No cabins means you are threated like a animal with no privacy.
All passenger train Cara had cabins for 6, 8, 3, 4people in the past depending on the type of cabin, sleeping one, regular and on the class, 1at or second. There were no saloon cars to be disrupted by everybody and to have no privacy.
Enjoy capitalism!

>>6001855
how often do you get sick?

>>6003051
That's the spirit, Chang, that'll raise the birthrate

>>6003635
What's wrong with that?

>>6003763
It's hypocritical because most of these liberal elites love preaching about tourism being colonial imperalism or whatever, and that diversity is great, and that white culture sucks

>>6003635
Or it's making fun of shit marketed to tourists, where there are often low-effort, shoddy cashgrabs

>>6003779
If you don't think this is the coolest shit ever then you are retarded or something

>>6003333
Just have a coffee you sick fucks

>>6003785
this is literally one of the most retarded things I've seen in a while.
instead of just getting a bottle from the vending machine you get that stupid paper bottle shit, bring it to the vendor, pay, get a stupid card to use on the vending machine.
there are like 3 unnecessary steps here and you my friend are quite frankly queer and retarded

>>6003794
I think you may be incapable of recognizing sarcasm.

>>6003779
1000x worse than a receipt for a donut

>>6003779
>I like taking 3 more steps to get my drink from a vending machine where it's 1 step in every other country

>>6003632
TIL Americans getting bitter at the ever decreasing standard of living

>>6001527 (OP)
That is fucking retarded I would rather spray whipped cream directly into my mouth

>>6003797
that might be true

>>6001678
This is excellent advice in 2050 given the current trajectory

>>6003779

Even the ghetto spic corner stores keep it in a fridge you can open without doing all that.

>>6001527 (OP)
34.647661, 135.383341

>>6001734
it made me stop half way through
but I'm a contrarian

>>6003779
holy based
the future is finally here

>>6001532
Yep, that's a thing in Japan

>>6001529
I'm always afraid to travel because of niggers.

>>6003779
I was laughing at this webm until he unscrewed the cap and it came completely off. Europe sucks dick.

>>6004635
I seriously don't understand why the fuck that cap shit was even allowed, like who the fuck is tossing the cap or bottle but binning the rest?

>>6001528
this looks like its made purely for porn movies

>>6004672
People attracted to the tourist traps of southern Europe, from what I understand.

>>6004459
isn't this the sacred Mecca stone pussy?

>>6003797
sarcasm through text is hard without some type of hint

>>6004672
nobody
it was just stupid shit to make jewish bottle machine maker company earn money selling new machines

>>6001735
;lol'd

>>6003791
coca cola is far better and more efficient
milk sobers you up instantly, if you can stomach it

>>6003765
what was the use in pointing it out? how has your life changed now as a result? why do you feel the need to make comments like this? it just seems like a huge waste of time.

>>6003333
Everyone knows why you would really pay for that service.

>>6001658
They have these in India, but it just clones your phone and steals all your data.

>>6005633
For what, an happy hour ballbusting with one of the lady ?

>>6005646
>Indians when they suddenly get 300GB of gay furry porn uploaded to their server

>>6001532
I was blown away by how nice everything is when I went there. Construction on the bike path and when they saw me coming they moved all their things for me and apologized profusely for the mess as I passed. Almost brought a tear to my eye, in the US everyone is such a piece of shit to everyone else

>>6002845
What is this "can"? I need to forage for my food in the wilderness.

>>6001527 (OP)
that rim looks sharper than fuck

>>6006961
thats pretty good

>>6006961
>the only use for artists after AI takes their jobs
This is the future they chose and deserve
>Thanks, but no tip for you, wagie!

>>6003591
Really depends on the pay.
I know about Japan's nightmarish job market and low wages, but the job itself isn't that bad if you have no qualifications or if you're looking for a relatively stress-free job.
>clock in
>play audiobook
>walk around and do stretches between flight arrivals
>hang around a random VC on trooncord
All you need is comfy shoes because of all the standing.
Really, it all depends on the pay.

>>6001658
I agree, you can clearly see the difference in standards between potentially fatal mechanical machines designed by engineers and gadgets designed by whatever retard designed, tested and implemented this.

>>6001622
audible kek

>>6003785
good bait honestly, you deserve more replies

>>6004706
that's what I thought

>>6001529
>12mm focal length

>>6003333
>the tinnitus experience

>>6004635
>>6004672
What are you guys talking about? You can't take the caps off your bottles in Europe?

>>6008378
Ugly ass old whore with her tits out
Disgusting

>>6001620
>>6002762
Incredible how you can instantly recognize an Amerimutt by comments like this. Imagine living in a country where you pay half of your income in taxes and not even get public transport for that.

That toilet size is standard in almost every first-world country with wheelchair accessible trains.

>>6003333
see, its so simple... why cant we have simple things like that

>>6008378
everione just rips it off, they started this shit about two years ago, no one understands why

>>6001527 (OP)
Wow, canned food... Very futuristic...

>>6008378
Man, that's fucking retarded. Wouldn't this waste more plastic, assuming that's the goal of it?

>>6003635
>he cannot wait to return to his white neighbourhood home and do normal things again
I think he was there for 3+ months going from Hokkaido to the southern islands of Japan.
After 3 months, I can imagine he'd be happy to head home.

>>6001528
I would press my ass against the glass, for fun of course

>>6008640
the goal is to make the populace as miserable as possible
there is ZERO fucking reason for this otherwise
india and all the other 3rd world shitholes dump so much garbage into the rivers that it literally does not matter what kind of bullshit they come up with to offset that

>>6008727
>india and all the other 3rd world shitholes dump so much garbage into the rivers
As a species, We really don't have garbage figured out.
They put it in rivers, we put it on land. Neither solves the problem,

>>6001528
Wonderful. I've always wanted to feel like I was taking a shit in the street. Everyone who keeps designing see-through toilets should be executed.

>>6001859
only an amerifag would do that. japan is civilized people.

>>6004635
You can easily just pull it off. It's just a tiny strip of plastic.

>>6002268
A lot of ridiculous jobs like that they keep around to give to old people so they don't feel completely worthless.

>>6008780
Bitch ain't that old.

>>6003333
the first two are perfect
how much to have them spit in my face afterwards?

>>6001528
>Can jerk off in public watching those teens walk by with lululemons on
Genius

>>6001884
>>6008964
>didn't even make it to 20 seconds
Zoomer attention span is real

>>6008640
I think it's really just to try to increase the chances the cap stays with the bottle so that when a garbage man comes long and empties the bin or cleans the street, there is more chance the cap stuck with the bottle instead of being dumped separately.

I assume there is actually an increase, but it's still fucking annoying.

>>6006961
I would of showed her a picture of my cock’n balls

>>6008729
there is a BIG difference between having a landfill and dumping garbage into the ocean

>>6008378
>>6008640
>>6009311
I actually like it. I can open and close a bottle with one hand, without any risk of dropping the cap. Good for travel.

>>6008640
yes it actually increased the use of plastic you can look it up
it was just retarded idea to make jewish bottle machine companies earn money but they pushed is as good for environment and many people (same that got vaxxed) strongly defend it and call other people retards

>>6009330
I prefer the pop cap of those smartwater bottles

>>6009325
Oh I think the Landfill is the better option between the two given how important water is to, ya know, all life on the planet, but I just think that landfills are not a great option either. It's completely inelegant and just ruins a designated area.

>>6005096
only if you're retarded like (you) are

>>6009366
>44 second still image

>>6001535
>cooks in plastic

>>6001527 (OP)
tasty
idk what's with all the faggot replies

>>6003765
All the people that say that also despise Japan. I don't know shit about James May outside of the bit of Top Gear I've seen but if he's like that outside of the show him shitting on Japan would not be a shock at all.

>>6001534
heck no am I going to let my $1200 iPhone 17 Pro Max disappear into a slot

>>6003779
The old way
>insert coin into machine, push button, receive drink
The 2050 way
>grab ticket from machine, go to cashier, hand over ticket, touch screen, insert coin, touch screen, take receipt, take secondary ticket, go back to machine, insert secondary ticket, receive drink

>>6006961
I'd just immediately slurp her art off the top of my drink without looking at it

>>6006977
>the only use for artists after AI takes their jobs
yeah, about that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwlESqvRZmw

>>6003779
Context: It's in a supercooled state but stored as a liquid. You open it, close it, and shake it a little, and the pressure change causes it to freeze into a crystal slush, the video doesn't show that. Even after the slush melts it's still much colder than a usual drink. If they stored it in an ordinary refrigerator it wouldn't do that, and if they stored it in a freezer it would just be rock hard. You have to do it right away. If you took it out then went to the counter to pay for it the effect might be gone. They could put the machine behind the counter and have the clerk hand it to you but they probably don't have room at the counter for the special machine to keep it at just the right temperature.
A Slurpee wouldn't be the same.
Sure, it's a gimmick but it's new and interesting.

>>6010558
Context: In high trust societies, supercooled coke is served as picrel. Faggot.

>>6002766
>looks at symptom and not at the illness
>>6002771
based

>>6010555
>Now my sugar-milk-water 500 calorie "coffee" can have food coloring on the top!
>Here's your $17.99 +tip!
>I love the future!!
Mfw

>>6009366
kek
the right side should also be colored brown too