Thread 6004937

post influencers showing off their vapid, materialistic, and most likely staged daily routines.

I stole all of these from other boards so they aren't going to have sound

Mouse utopia type shit

>>6004939
He's literally the american psycho guy

>>6005198
they all are

>>6004938
>Luxury apartment
>$10/bottle water
>Manual toothbrush
>>6004940
>Electric toothbrush
>Scrubs his teeth with it like it's a manual

>influencer thread
>nothing but shirtless men showing off their muscles
OP is literally, unironically, unequivocally a faggot

Posst millenial with attitude

>>6004937 (OP)
>Influencers
God I hate zoomers and their made up shit.
>>6004938
>>6004940
What's with these fags and the mouth tape?

>>6005408
>Influencers
>God I hate zoomers and their made up shit.
what would you call them? shills? it's accurate but it doesn't really convey the nature of how these specific shills throw tech gadgets, fashion statements, and expensive water bottles into the background of their videos to "influence" you into buying them

>>6005483
They wouldn't need a name if zoomers weren't retarded enough to pay attention to them.

>>6005408
could be something to do with snoring or sleep quality but nasal breathing is better for you, there's a bunch of shit shit that happens if you're a mouth breather

>>6004937 (OP)
>my life of wealth and power that i was born into is meaningless... i must make the peasents worship me so i can feel better about myself.

Fuck I'm envious. I'd take being a drone in a technocratic dystopia any day over my shitty second world broke life with constant dental problems.

>>6005488
Yeah well maybe your language should be adapted to reality and not your personal fantasies

>>6004938
Literally all of these webms have been posted here in the past with sound.

Lurk more before making threads, retard

>>6007638
I don’t think I will. I don’t respect you and I don’t care about your board culture

>>6004937 (OP)
>spend time fine tuning the how much each slice of bread be toasted
>Those toasts end up looking basically the same
Ayylmao

Also who is this video trying to fool. No masseur can afford such apartment and devices on their salary

>>6004940
>0:28
oh no no no, manlet confirmed

I miss when morning routines were associated with videos for pedophiles

Yuck
https://youtu.be/TpiuZdilY78?t=375

>>6005984
>Yeah ong frfr better touch grass frfr baka honestly. Time to go live vicariously through content creators and their takes.
Kys. Slang is the worst it has ever been. Thanks to zoomers being terminally online in their echochamber before puberty their shitty lingo goes everywhere instead of quickly dieing out like it used to.

>>6009987
patrick?

>>6010020
Does look like Christian Bale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman

>>6004937 (OP)
>>6004938
>>6004939
>>6004940
What a fucking boring life

I think it's soulless

>>6009987
>impressive
You have to be a real fruity mf to leave a piece of chocolate on your own bed is all I'm saying

>>6004938
Imagine thinking this routine will make your 9-5 any less hellish

>>6013098
That narration is the best
Ahahahaaaaahaa

>>6013196
This