Thread 6005808

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>>6005808 (OP)
where do you get these from?

>>6005808 (OP)
Kind of hard to tell but it seems like black bugman was running a redlight.

>>6005850
What a fucking cunt holy shit

>>6005912
Flat earth fags will still say earth not globe.

>>6005812
This is why I'll never ride a bike

>>6005850
This is what happens when men go their entire lives without sex

>>6005899
This is exactly the dumb shit i would do, except I'd end up with a broken neck or something

>>6005905
Everyone in the UK is wound up because life is shit there

>>6005912
Deliberate

>>6006268
Because you're also retarded and don't know how to work the steering or brakes?

>>6005927
It might be harder to tell if you don't speak French but he's joking and making fun of cyclists

>>6005850
You're trolling, right?
He was on the entire wrong side of the road, let alone running a red light.

>>6005912
This is why I only loosely follow the road rules (stick to speed limits though) when I ride. Putting my safety into the hands of others is a fuckin death sentence on a bike.

>>6005903
Kek this literally happened to me on a dirt bike path. Some tricky bikey cunt was riding where he shouldn't be and came smashing into me off a jump

>>6005821
The suspense is killing me, this is that gif of a truck driving towards a bollard all over again.

>>6006558
Obviously. I know enough not to even try. I'd ride into walls, people, cars, the floor.

No good

>>6006687
But you have the right of way, that's more important than being alive

>>6005903
I love the handshake at the end

>>6006736
Its a blue board anon, you know why it was cut short

>>6005850
Ah yes, the dream of eco-friendly walkable cities.

>>6006682
Calm down Nigel, only you and your colonies drive on the wrong side, the rest of the planet are sane and drive on the right (right) side.

>>6005903
>the fucking handshake
I love being a man so much bros.

>>6007036
>Calm down [...]
based retard

>>6005850
Not a single white person left in Paris.

>>6005927
>>6006271
>>6006682
He literally yells at a tree branch, how do you guys think he's being serious

>>6006682
Yea but in the moment he was trying not to hit the cyclist

>>6006750
Two motorcyclists road raging? Not sure what's happening here.

>>6007114
That was perfectly good until the guy made a right at the roundabout.

>>6005850
Paris' most sane Parisian.

>>6007067
Cyclists behave like this irl.

Is the desire to ride a motorcycle linked to recklessness and that's why they're, well, reckless?
But that doesn't explain cyclists absolute sense of entitlement to blasting through intersections and refusing to stop or be aware of their surroundings.

>>6007267
What if I told you most cyclist actually cycle because they're deemed unsafe behind the wheel of a car? And for the Americans remember it's harder to get your license in other countries they don't just hand them out to anyone.

>>6007273
>What if I told you most cyclist actually cycle because they're deemed unsafe behind the wheel of a car?
Well, I feel like my awareness just expanded.
I always thought they were health-nuts, not failed drivers.

>>6006274
Literally what I was about to post. This >>6005905 is clearly the impotent rage of a stressed out goyslave living an authoritarian dystopia.

>>6007267
>But that doesn't explain cyclists absolute sense of entitlement to blasting through intersections and refusing to stop or be aware of their surroundings.
It's a bias.

Take smokers for example, everyone says they're dirty and disrespectful because they throw their cigarettes everywhere and cause fire. Except the ones that are careful and don't blow smoke in your face are invisible, you have no way of noticing them. You can only notice the cunts.
The decent cyclists don't even register because they make themselves scarce, only the lousy ones are "worth" recording and talking about.

>>6007276
he meant motorcyclists not the pedal kind
it's true, there's basically no real enforcement when it comes to riding a motorcycle

>>6007318
We got bike lanes added to the sides of some nearby roads recently, with the roadside parking taken away as a consequence. I started counting after that and I've seen a whole three cyclists using the lanes since they were added. Two of them were going the wrong way for their side of the street. I have seen more cyclists still riding on the road or footpath despite the bike lanes being there for their use.

>>6006592
>>6007067
dude theres no way to tell
regards>>6005927

also acting retarded means you're retarded, you know the drill

>>6005903
>faith in humanity restored 2013 compilation

>>6007322
You typically need a drivers license to get a motorcycle license. Now this isn't the case everywhere but still a lot of these pedal boys really are just incompetent.

>>6007318
>you have no way of noticing them. You can only notice the cunts.
You've got that backwards, friend. I'm always pleasantly surprised and happy when I see a cyclist who doesn't just barrel through streets.

>>6007314
>stressed out goyslave living an authoritarian dystopia

Most brits dont even realise life is shit there, they all say "its like this everywhere", when a 3 hour trip on the eurostar makes you realise it isnt normal to see mountains of garbage everywhere, for casual violence to erupt in the street, for food to taste like poison and be expensive etc