PREVIOUS THREAD: >>40496819

A speedy disco roydown on the situation so far:
>An anon posts a thread on April 4, 2025, titled "this is a demon writing itself retroactively into pop culture history", with an image of a man in pajamas
>The OP explains that "you'll remember him from your childhoods soon enough"
>Anons begin searching for Roy Jay, but no Wikipedia page is found, no image results, nothing
>Within a couple of days, Roy Jay content flooded the internet and anons began finding increasingly older references to Roy Jay
>He suddenly has a Wikipedia page, photos, TV spots, albums, and even a Facebook fan page
>Much of the content is bizarre: stories range from Roy flashing a family crowd with his massive penis, to deep frying a slipper while working a food van (and working naked from the waist down)
>Replies to Roy's content online seem overwhelmingly fake: odd profiles of dubiously real people all claiming to have known Roy personally
>An anon bought and provided photos of a vinyl and news clipping, both (potentially) proving Roy Jay's past existence upon this earth
>A different anon emailed the crematorium where Roy's funeral was supposedly held, only to be told there is no record of Roy Jay's funeral there
>Many new photos have emerged on Roy's Facebook page, despite not being there when investigations started weeks ago
>A YouTuber named "Grayy Man" released a video briefly explaining the current circumstances, only to be bombarded by more NPC profiles claiming to have known Roy
>the content continues to grow, with more evidence of Roy's existence popping up every day

Mandatory viewing content for newroys:
>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's exceedingly good original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M

>>40505773 (OP)
>/ROYJAY/ - IT'S ALL OVER NOW EDITION
Thank God, I hope this Millhouse meme tier shit dies soon.

>>40505793
t. had his throat pumped by Moigle Floigan

>>40505801
hehe kek i laughed!! good one anon!!

>>40505801
yo da man dawg

>>40505801
/thread

>>40505801
Epic burn Dude like epic!!!!!!!!!

>>40505801
I have to say, this is literally one of the funniest things I have ever read, wow what a burner, dam, that Anon is crying like a little bitch right now!

>>40505815
>>40505826
>>40505836
90's anon is samefagging.

So is this dead or what?

Any new happenings or are we making a general just for the sake of having it around to shit post in?

Is /x/ really just going to turn in a generals board? Half the threads up are gens full of samefags and bots... Man what happened to this place

>>40505876
>So is this dead or what
Not till I'm in the ground, man.

>>40505773 (OP)
The only undeniably real person I would say I similar to Roy Jay has to be Paul , equally eccentric,unique and erotic yet objective is firmly grounded into popular culture,unlike the long Willied wanker we all retroactive know and love.
https://youtu.be/jKnIXihh6-g?si=L9N_zmwQ0O49lbvV

I am so sick of this. This, along with a few other thread types are a part of changing what these sites are like by piling on and blocking out any and all topics of interest. You can see it on any of the highly popular or sensitive topic boards.
All a concerted effort done by a number of different organizations interested in making 4chan die. Inb4 hurdhurr it is already dead, no fag, not yet. It is duing because of what I mentioned just now and because of the effect it has on users, they fucking go away on their own. This is the only way you can kill a site like this and now we are seeing it in action blatantly and brazenly.

I hate this timeline and all you complicit faggots as well. I hope your parasite riddled brains will fire off a neuron at some point to make you understand whar you have done. Not so that you'd fight or change it, nah, you're too chicken shit for that. No, I just want you to hurt deep inside.

>>40506058
unrelaxed

>>40505876
https://youtu.be/KY7_ufxh_Rk?si=pm4ZdAVmNUNGdkfq watch the first two minutes of this.
I don't think the thread can die, but the general could run dry if no new material shows up, sure. What "material" is isn't clear, other than direct Roy lost media. In that sense new things came Up lately about Roy. See I saved this for example.

>>40506058
You have been exceedingly spooked into being unrelaxed. Somebody needs a dunk

>>40506085
Sorry to burst your bubble bud, but that pic is nothing new. It's the same newspaper clipping I showed you guys a month ago, I just took another picture with my hat in it, because it's a cool hat. I do have another vinyl coming though.

>>40506101
I wasn't active on the thread two months ago though. That's part of the problem: there's a lack of documentation. You must have being the Perfect Paranoiac out of a Pynchon novel to archive and screenshot or record or stream every single bit of information, but this is reality and I certainly haven't. I was reading the first thread and it is weird in a lot of ways though.
But being more practical: there is still a lot of shit to recover from Roy Jay, shit that is documented like Knees Up, in case he is real.

>>40506184
Still waiting on another Radio Times September 1984 edition to pop up, that's the best thing we could find right now outside of the lost TV appearances.

>>40505793

Why does searching for Roy Jay keep bringing different things that are titled Roy Jay even when that doesn't make sense?
https://youtu.be/58Kk8q6cUII?si=gYL16sqNdxtR4m_N

>>40506267
>a video with Roy Jay in the title shouldn't appear when searching the term Roy Jay
Are you retarded?

Wooow, weeird, unrelaaaxed, met this weird chick, she was so weird she sucked my penis and my ass at the same time.

It's still very easy to find new Roy stuff, you can login in to the British Newspaper service and watch a few newspapers, before they ask you to play, the first ones I clicked didn't have what I was looking for, but some new info.

1. Roy Jay might have been performing as a singer in the UK in the early 2000's, see image. and several newspapers mention a singer around this time.

2. He might have gotten into a car-crash at the same time.

3. Some articles I can't view, because I have to pay now, will post the shorts to them.

>>40506361
Article, which might mention him being active in the early 2000's, one line reads that he prefers spain to the scene in the UK.

>>40506375
Roy Jay, stilled worked at the Talk of the Coast, in the early 2000's, according to the blurb to this newspaper article.

>>40506381
The age of this Roy Jay is off by just 2 years, could be him, was he living in the UK for a short while?

>>40506404
Now this is most likely not our Roy Jay, because well Roy Jay is his artists name and the same man was in a legal battle with the local government for zoning regulations or something.

>>40506408
More, Roy Jay's 60's band might have been
The Renegades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Renegades_(band)

>>40506284
No, what I mean is the resulta itself keep changing.
Look, youtube showed me this when searching "roy jay" on YouTube, searching just videos. Why? It's got no roy, no jay, no nothing. It isn't about something I'm interested in. Why does It show then?

>>40506361
>>40506375
>>40506381
>>40506404
>>40506408
>>40506423

To sum up all the new info:

1. There is from the end of 1998 to the beginning of 2000, a singer active in the UK who did Karaoke, following this time frame there is an article about Roy Jay working at Talk of the Coast in Spain. Did he move back to the UK for a short while?

2. An article on sixties rockband the Renegades mentions a Roy Jay, this might be our Roy Jay, or the drummer that keeps popping up in newspapers.

3. The man who drove without a license and had a legal battle with the local Whitby, couldn't be our Roy, the age doesn't fit and Roy Jay is his performing name.

>>40506423
Yet I search for a 60s band called like that and only this one shows up:
https://youtu.be/A6QUx_KDRgQ?si=eKSrEs8CNHpjBXN0
Not bad desu.

>>40505876
We're here to make friends and become the new /soc

How much time until reality is but a dot surrounded by a universe of Roy Jay's artificer's begotten offspring?

I want Roy inside of me. Can any other anons relate?

>>40506529
It's Roy Jay, the drummer, bad driver, government pest from Whitby.

https://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/people/former-whitby-beat-band-the-renegades-feature-in-new-book-covering-teesside-groups-between-1960-and-1970-3102052

>>40506942
Here is Roy Jay the drummer in a documentary about making jewels from Jet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV7jnPegFJY

>>40506058
he doesn't know the secret

This is actually fascinating, there are two Roy Jay, both with interesting life stories.

1. Your Roy, comedian who did well in theatre in the 70's, got on the BBC, lost his career in 1986 after showing dick and then spend the rest of his life drinking and performing in Benidorm.

2. My Roy, native of Whitby, the last in a long line of Jet Artisans, played as a drummer in a band called the Renegades, apparently kept playing until he was 50 and spend the early 00's in a long conflict with his local government about what I assume are zoning rights??

>>40506988
Was he a jewellery maker before or after being a drummer? Are you sure they are the same guy?

>>40507021
yeah...

>https://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/people/former-whitby-beat-band-the-renegades-feature-in-new-book-covering-teesside-groups-between-1960-and-1970-3102052

>>40507014
>>40507042

Why is this information popping up right now?? why not a month ago, I don't get it, is the AI creating a second Roy Jay, just to fuck with us!!!! Also no wikipedia for the other Roy Jay, how is this possible!!!!

Is it thia band?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Renegades_(band)

Ot this one?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renegades_(band)

>>40507090
This one from the 60's duh....

>>40507127
The one that doesn't have Roy Jay in the member list?

>Members
edit
Kim Brown - vocals, guitar, keyboards
Denys Gibson - guitar (1960-1966)
Joe Dunnett - guitar (1966-1967)
Mick Webley - guitar (1967-1971)
Ian Mallet - bass
Graham Johnson - drums

>>40507137
I ain't neccessarily believing any of this shit though.

>>40507137
Well Anon, if you read the link I provided and the image of the newspaper short I posted earlier, you will see he clearly was. If you can't do that, well...

>>40507152
An obscure mod band from the 60's, doesn't have their earlier member mentioned on the wiki page, yeah is fairly common.

I can't actually google roy jay renegades, because now google only shows me old roy jay, dick man.

>>40507155
Oh now you're bugging me. Are you affirming that there's another band of the same name of the same epoch of the same style that has a Roy Jay in it who also was the last jet jeweller by job at the same time? And they're famous but they have no wikipedia?

>>40507181
Yes, both Roy Jays played in mod bands at the same time, first one is Roy the comedian, the second one is Roy the Jet artisan from Whitby.

>>40507160
>It just happens to not contain the only member we, in a Roy Jay comedian thread, would deem meaningful by having the same name as Roy Jay. Don't worry about it though, it happens all the time.

>>40507194
give the wiki editor some time and he will add him.

>>40507192
Man it just... reads like an AI hallucinstion. Like it is trying to be confusing. And there's nothing on wikipedia or YouTube about any of this? The video of the jet jeweller doesn't mention Roy being in a band, not even in the description. It doesn't hace to. The wikipedia of the Renegades doesn't list Roy Jay as a member. Does it have to?

>>40507204
Lmao

>>40507192
And the band that has a wikipedia article that I already linked to: is it the one that has Roy Jay the comedian in it? Or Roy Jay the jet jeweller?

Roy Black HATES him
Click here to learn his one weird trick

>>40506101
And how I know you didn't just print the newspaper clippings though? I'd need an actual issue to see if that is there. The paper quality seems rather fresh to me actually.

>>40507281
Aside from buying it from a UK seller with 75k sales and the paper not looking even remotely like something that could be printed out at home, well...

>>40507211
Fascinating isn't it, it's almost like there is so much information floating around, that not everything finds it's way to wikipedia, just like the other roy. But really, the Whitby Roy is even more obscure then the Dick Roy, you need some old boomer, from the region going, yeah this article needs EVERY band member, not just the later ones before the article gets updated.

>>40507300
rightio i remeber this bloke, aint it, he had this slutty sister, with them skank eyes, i have her a dicking, so did ever lad in the district, aint it and the bloke playin in that band, being the first drummer and all that, sad had to do the jetting.

This BTW is now the new Slithering, we have a new Roy Jay, he doesn't slither or spook, he jets.

>>40507320
>jets
ehhhh

Is it this band that has Jet Roy Jay in it?

>>40507327
Meant to post this also https://youtu.be/C1RtV20zLK8?si=8kFiwy9GuhBv2gYp

>>40507327
Yes, both Roy Dick and Roy Jet played in a mod band at roughly the same time.

>>40507337
Yes but It this band>>40507333
the one that has the Roy Dick or the Roy Jet?

>>40507001
I'd tell him, but he's weird.

>>40507346
Neither, I did some more sleuthing and apparently there where two Renegades, one from Birmingham that became popular abroad and a local band from Whitby, that doesn't have a wiki page.

So, that band with the wiki page is a completely different band.

>>40507295
Hmm. Could you not buy paper that has the quality of newspaper paper and print something in it? I don't know if you did it but It doesn't sound that farfetched.

>>40507211
>hallucinstion

>>40507360
Ah, ok. That sounds more likely.

>>40507350
Can't stand weeeird people

>>40507366
What's your point?

>>40507267
Roy Black is a coward is far to unrelaxed to know the first thing about slithering.

>>40507378
Roy Black brought roses.
Roy Jay just boogied on down to the disco, BOOGIE

>>40507361
>buy paper that'a purposely aged and yellowed and print out a believable mock 1980s news clipping filled with verified references, then find an elderly british woman with an ancient ebay account to act as an accomplice
This sounds retarded quite honestly, and even then you'd have to go through 10x more mental gymnastics to explain the vinyl, of which there is more than one known copy, to say nothing of yet another vinyl arriving soon. Roy existed my man.

Alright, so the faq website last.fm only mentiones the Birmingham Renegades, but there where two other bands, one from Whitby, which was a local band and a surfband from California that changed their name to the Sunrays.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sunrays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv-60v-6veg

>>40507014
>>40507050
There’s also a 2nd Roy Jay Band and new Roy Jay Band live videos popping up from years ago.

I’ve also noticed that other videos search results seem warped in the past few days. For example say I search for Star Wars Legos, the next search I do will also be related to Star Wars or legos no matter what, if I then type something unrelated like Alice in Wonderland it will show videos that are alive in wonderland LEGO’s or if I type Skinwalker it will show some video that’s like Star Wars Skinwalkers or some bullshit. The ads also go crazy, AI images of like a single word I heard 20 minutes ago, and like 12 of them in a line, like Blue, Pumpkin, Window Tint, Palm Tree, Custom Aluminum parts, books with a title with a word in it, it’s weird man, especially cuz the Roy Jay videos were the first ones that started this kinda search meshing when I first noticed it, and I’m an in constant use of YouTube at all hours of the day, so I tucking notice it and make lots of searches, unrelaxed.

Also we were all doing it yesterday, this whole thing is a meme from 2011ish, and 2015 something similar, we have done something.., slide like the penguin bros, just slide.

>>40507417
Also, Roy Jay the singer....

https://www.last.fm/music/Roy+Jay/+wiki

>>40506267
Hahahahaha
There lots of Roy Jay videos, all new, I see them all over, they’re everywhere, he’s everywhere now, we made him hahahaha ding dong ding dong the clock is ticking pink blue yellow green purple red black white

>>40507426
The Roy Jay Band Paradox: If you were to replace every member of the Roy Jay band with each of the Roy Jays, would it still be the Roy Jay band?

>>40507417

>Also we were all doing it yesterday, this whole thing is a meme from 2011ish, and 2015 something similar, we have done something.., slide like the penguin bros, just slide.
Is it?
What about the russle my jimmies meme, was it never about red pyjamas?

btw people don't have to thank me for breathing a little bit of life back into the Roy Jay threads, but this will be the last little puff I'm afraid.

>>40507476
Weird! Unrelaxed!

>>40507476
I was fine with making fun of indians and repurposing his polevaulter joke over and over, but thanks anyway

Mention of Roy from 1986, includes his address

JORGENSEN, Roy Erick, self employed NIGHT CLUB
ENTERTAINER (described in the Receiving Order as
Roy Jay, residing at 57 Chester Road, Northwood,
Middlesex, and lately .residing and carrying on business
in partnership with another under the style of JBJ
Records & T Shirts from 61 Manchester Road, Denton,
Manchester as RECORDS and T SHIRTS' RETAILERS,
and formerly residing at and carrying on business on his
own account under the style of Roy "Kinnell" Jay at
2 Hilary Avenue, Pemberton, Wigan, as a Night Club
Entertainer, all in theh county of Greater Manchester.
Court—BOLTON. No. of Matter—24 of 1980. Date
of Order—6th December 1985. Nature of Order made
—Discharge refused.

https://www.thegazette.co.uk/London/issue/50457/page/3645/data.pdf

>>40507493
Hey then what about this other house? I thought this was his house.

>>40507493
good work anon!

>>40507507
This one. Was sold short after his death.>>40506184
Pic rel has this address.

>>40507493
What a weird house

>>40507493
And here is thos other address also.

>>40507519
What address are you seeing here that you think belongs to roy?

https://www.varbes.com/home-valuation/sl4/windsor/the-willows/winter-garden-house-19

This one.>>40507536

>>40507536
It's below the logo, it's hard to see if you don't zoom a little.

>>40507540
I would assume that's the address of international music associates, not roy's house

Oh no It was sold a little before he died, actually. Huh. Was it his manager's house maybe?

>>40507493
I could totally see roy masturbating and blowing lines in that little shit hole

>>40507549
Is it merely coincidential that the selling of this house and Roy Jay's death are separated by only two months?

>>40507552
It was just the location of the organization. Companies using residential homes as businesses isn't new, it's why so many dentists have "offices" in old suburban houses.

>>40507554
Kek

>>40507557
Maybe, maybe not, but there's no evidence to suggest he owned that place when it is quite clearly the business address and his regular home was a dinky little dump

>>40507568
Yes I thought it was way too big. Still it bugged me the coincidence of the year. Anuways why is that signature >>40507519
so different from the others like pic rel

And I swear I've seen some other Roy Jay signature, but I can't find it now. It was a vinyl I think.

Oh look here it is

>>40507549
You'd be surprised. The 1988 album Tender Pervert by Momus has a "Momus complaints department" address on the bottom right of the back cover. I have this album on vinyl and looked it up to find out that it really was his literal home address at his shared house in London at the time.

The 80s was a different era.

All the images on Google about the jet worker Roy Jay are from the pathe video by the way.

>Is that you, Roy?
Ring any bells to anyone?

>>40506058
Compared to the nobody, succubus, and LoA threads, this is actually an interesting topic and is an active thing, so I think it's worth having on the board. Don't be so unrelaxed, bruv!

>>40506361
>you can login in to the British Newspaper service and watch a few newspapers, before they ask you to play
I literally did this and they said I had to pay anyways, total scam, made an account for nothing

>>40507014
Also Roy Jay from Portland who's a politician, and Roy Jay Duka who's a clown

>>40507350
>8JAAAY

How many do we have now? Three? Five more to go.

hey royfam what are we roydeeming today? for me its daily listen of roy jays cover vinyl. PURE SOVL

>>40508741
I'm currently harassing boomers trying to find the Radio Times mag and the Knees-Up episode. I am also roying my jay, hard, and I kight be about to roydeem.

>game about a king named Roy
>turned into a snake so he slithers now

https://www.obsoleteworlds.com/snake-roy.html

>>40508825
Deepest lore.

Without our Fred Durst anon this place sucks

>>40508964
Maybe if you'd send a fanny photo I'd stick around longer.

>>40508974
>fanny

That means pussy over here

>>40508978
I'm not picky.

Wooow weeeird, I met this weeird chick that clearly has a little e-crush on me but won't message me on reddit. Wow. Weird! Unrelaxed!

>>40508992
Reddit is for slithers!
Spook!

>>40509000
Reddit is for lesbians and middle aged celebrities doing AMAs to stay relevant, I agree, but that's just how it is on this les dennis of an earth. Any port in a storm.

He said, what's the definition of courage? I said, I don't now, what's the definition of courage? He said, getting crucified by topless chicks while you have an erection. Or is that the definition of optimism?

He's weird... I've got to tell someone about it... he crossed a rhode island red with a penis, now he's got a chicken that gets taller when it's sleeping.

Tough crowd. Looks like I'm gonna have to whip out my cock.

>>40508825
Moar lore

>>40509104
All the lore you need to know is that Roy Black has returned to earth, he is hell-bent on the destruction of Roy Jay's legacy, and it's going to be some Vampire Diaries tier Stefan vs Damon shit. Let's just say, big dick roy is Damon in this scenario... and I'm team Damon.
>tfw Damon even looks a little like him
Weird!

>>40509153
The only possible outcome is for Roy Black walk away, while he still has the legs to slither.

>>40509563
Roy Black is finished. He simply does not have the talent, muscle, intelligence, skill, or occult knowledge to deal with Roy "Really Big Penis" Jay. He doesn't know the secret. He's DONE. It is OVER for him.

>>40509617
It was over the moment his mother's egg was fertilized....and that's ok.

>>40509667
>It was over the moment his mother's egg was fertilized....and that's ok.
Based. It's royver.

>>40506009
This dude is like some kind of proto-Steve Carrell but even more unfunny. He is literally unrelaxed. How dare you draw this comparison to the Slitherman himself. I'd love to see this chode try to slither in cadence to steel drums and bongos like Roy does while he gives exactly 0 fucks and tells the absolute best 10/10 knee-smackers you've ever heard in your life. He goes on the "it is OVER" list right under Roy Black.

>>40509761
Steve Carrell is second only to Jim Carrey for facial expression humor

>>40509920
Steve Carrell and Jim Carrey both deserve an eternity spent in the 8th circle of hell.

The mystery deepens! Truly thee most paranormal happening of all time!

>>40510014

>>40510014
Youre a peculiar young buck

>the weird ass signature stance
>crux of the act seems to be acting like an alien
>schweppes ad featuring an effect straight out of jacob's ladder
>"i just woke up to who i am"
>"i feel so glad to be alive"
>"you'll all be doing it tomorrow"
>basically every comment claiming to have seen him is some overly vague bullshit, "i met him in 2003" or "i saw him live" without actually commenting on the man or his performance or his personality
>banger of a theme song

lmao. if this is all bullshit, you really gotta give credit to the anon who started it all, setup straight out of a golden age creepypasta. if he is an AI demon i respect it. put out more stuff like Spookin Down The Street pls.

t. relaxed individual

Insane how hard these threads died because /x/ is so fucking lazy.

There are shit loads of things to look into, buy the book that mentions Roy's funeral, email or call places he performed at, contact family members or facebook friends, look for old performances on old compilation videos on YT and other video sharing sites, etc

But nope. People keep spamming the same images and talking points for 2 weeks, and trolling nonstop, so much so that even the indians left these threads because there's nothing for them to do anymore..

This was officially contained and turned into a joke successfully.

Unrelaxed.

>>40509081
Keep going

>>40510298
I've been looking for the Square Crisps ad on 80s uk ads compilations. No luck yet.

Searching for Roy Jay plus related words gives strange resulta. Look at this dude:
https://youtube.com/shorts/xfhdq3OwMs8?si=6fN2gx55mn6gka4l
He doesn't have nipples. I'd say that is weird and unrelaxed. I was searching roy jay you'll all be doing It tomorrow. It has nothing to do with that.

Another thing: Akinator doesn't guess Roy Jay even after a lot of questions. Not the strongest evidence of anything, I know.

>>40510653
LOL

>>40509761
You’re not going to believe this….
https://youtu.be/T5p0IaOt3tQ?si=6ge7EdnvRvNsw-Cu
https://youtu.be/JHWIFjLsZTI?si=YkS212cOxcin9jlJ

>>40506009
Paul Lynde is Floigan

https://youtu.be/3RFbTQ0wHno?si=uUSj1JuLezQ51ow4 New Roy Jay discovered

This signature is slightly different from the others
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405451309685
>>40507652
>>40507589
>>40507519
I think that last letter is fake even if Roy is real. The signature is just nowhere near the others.

>>40510915
https://youtu.be/EdvE0ubaxmI?si=Txwkj5_Qa5OZqUfa
He’s also a music man

>>40511016
>>40510915
We were aware of the Roy Jay band already. That isn't our Roy Jay, though.

>>40510727
Too many boomers who suggest 'probably not' so it doesn't get trained properly

Okay why does the segment of Roy's monkhouse appearance look much AI- generated looking in the greyyman's video? Here's a link. Starts at 3:29
https://youtu.be/F4fHknX0AVE?si=7lxgnkersWKYt_nk
Are there filters to make something look more AI? Did he do it to trick the viewers into believing Roy Jay is AI?
Compare it with the first instance in search results of that clip on YouTube, on the dunebasher channel.
https://youtu.be/fxWHy4f9W30?si=PtEJV-HCMku_uo84

Or — hear me out — the videos on YouTube were initially of that quality, but they've been inadvertently upgraded.
Nah I don't think. The greyyman was trying to add to the confusion, maybe hoping it would go viral. That's much more likely.

>>40511418
The Grayyman*

>>40511418
There are two versions of that vid on youtube, they're identical except one was run through an AI upscaler by whatever fag uploaded it. Gayman just took bits from the AI one.

>>40510458
Alright, but first, do you know where I can find a few cops and small children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqRtqCPL16Y&

It has never been so over for Roy Black.

>>40511470
There's the Lee G Crime Channel video, and the dunebasher1971 video. None of them look like grayyman's. I think he used some trick himself.

>>40505773 (OP)
Good Riddance!!?!! PLZ stop!

>>40512056
Royspectfully, "No."

>>40512056
Exceedingly unrelaxed post.

>>40511619
Picking his own metaphorical funeral bouquet.

>>40511619
>Die Singles
Lmao. Why does he hate singles so much?
>Oh, no, it's german, It means "The singles, the"
https://youtu.be/f3LprN6WYAg?si=XtmFkNfvS1V5cQEz

>>40511619
Is he tiptoeing with his back foot in this photo?

>>40512465
>the virgin Roy Black bent foot vs the chad Roy Jay bent knee

Ooga booga, where the british femcels at

>>40512465
He's cowering in fear, is what.

>>40512056
Poo or get off the loo

>>40505773 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality

>Aged 15, Roy joined the Royal Norwegian Navy.

This part from the wiki. Can any norwegian tell me if this makes sense with military service at that time (1953) or was it out of his free will?

Also the Square Crisps ad isn't propperly sourced on the wiki either. It's probably just a misunderstanding, I don't think it really exists. Knees Up episode could be somewhere though...

New roysidue has arrived. I'll upload a few photos of the basics, but there's also something special I wasn't expecting.

>>40512683
It would have been 1963 for the Navy thing, I mistyped.

>>40512688

>>40512697
Disc is unlabeled, but there's small engravings on the inner ring that say "Roy Jay - A1/B1" on either side, very difficult to take a good photo of.

>>40512700
I looked inside the sleeve and saw an additional piece of paper, pulled it out. It's a free ticket for an event Roy was performing at. I've never seen such a ticket before, and there's some information here I've never heard of, e.g. this Barley person or the fact Roy was performing at this "Blazer's" place. This was better than the vinyl IMO.

>>40507519
>>40512688
Compare these two signatures. I'm thinking more and more that this letter is false. Who has two signatures? These were from the same time period alsi, 1982-1983. He didn't go from that cool and rounded signature to this other one that's all pointy and ugly in a year, right? And the handwriting too!

But anyways congratulations on the find.

>>40512732
It could be false, it's also possible it was written by a secretary or something. His handwriting on signed albums all looks very consistent, at least.

>>40512715
Wow that looks so neat. It's so lynchian. It looks like an invitation to the dance in Eyes Wide Shut, or the business card of the president in American Psycho. Bravo! Let's see and find this information.

>>40512775
I looked the place up, it's some cabaret club on windsor which completely checks out given Roy's cabaret history. A bongbro should call that place up and ask if they have any record of Roy performing there.

>>40512780
This place has very nice cards!

I couldn't help myself and bought a second copy of his full album which might be here today too. I don't think theres anything special about it, but now I'm stoked to think there could be something else weird insise too.

new roy jay video just dropped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1og2uukcZc

>>40512824
Good evening dutch anon.

>>40512824
>painfully unfunny but somehow incredibly enjoyable to watch due to some bizarre je ne sais quoi
There needs to be a term for this. Roylian?

>>40512750
Yeah that could also be the case. By 1983 was he so famous he had a secretary writing letters from him? I mean he was on the telly...

>>40512881
for him*

>>40512881
I have no idea how the 80s live entertainment business worked, but it might just be that fans would write to his managing organization and some Sally in the office would read the letter and shit out a quick "thanks, come again" and send it back, as she would likely do for anyone else that the company employed.

>>40512893
Yeah reading it back it feels like it.

>>40512900
Notice he didn't even say anything like "keep slithering" or any other catchphrase, which does on almost every signed copy of his albums. It's probably "real" but almost certainly not written by him.

>>40512732
I'm comparing the faces. The one on that physical media vs......every other face photo of Roy. This does not even look like him. This is the weirdest shit ever and I love it.

international music associates ltd doesn't give any hits on Google whatsoever. There should be some trace right?

>>40507519
Shit I hadn't noticed look at the bottom of It. Sheila Ferguson, Helen Scott and Valerie Holiday were The Three Degrees at that time (Sheila passed away in 1986). That's the 3 degrees on top off the page! I don't know who R E Murphy is.

>>40512948
Good catch

I had seen the left page, but not this double page with Roy and the Degrees.

And apparently Helen Scott (the founder of the group) and Valerie Holiday are still alive.

>>40513094
100% chance each one of them polished roy's knob

>>40512843
>Good evening dutch anon.
Or as some know me, that Indian guy.

>>40512849
>painfully unfunny but somehow incredibly enjoyable to watch due to some bizarre je ne sais quoi
>There needs to be a term for this. Roylian?

Roy makes anti-art, basically art that only adheres to it's own rules and conventions, that is self-referencing. The Jiskefet skit, basically takes something completely mundane, a trainspotter, puts too much focus on it, until it's completely ridiculous.

>>40513147
Anyway on a Dutch satire binge for a while now, I just realize how odd a lot of Dutch humour is, take the video below, a dirty intellectual hermit and a sex pervert are scrounging on a garbage belt, the hermit starts the skit with a long confused ramble on Dutch politics, then we see the pervert trying to beg money from passerby's using tricks and lies, then he has enough money for a sandwich and the hermit starts his posh intellectualizing again.

Is there anything like this on American TV, maybe British?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M2Lxwr-seQ

>>40513189
Well it is not the same but you have this spanish horror short from 1972 titled "La Cabina" (The cabin) which is about a guy that gets trapped in a mysterious telephone cabin. Maybe you'll like It, it's quite surreal. And it is kind of comical in a way
https://youtu.be/1H1_p6B4Ugo?si=-6pd2i6bDm-WY1rC

>>40512697
>Erwin Keiles
This guy has a page! This is in It:
>ERWIN KEILES
>Musical Director - Producer - Guitarist

>As Musical Director & Guitarist, Erwin Keiles has probably worked with more “chart topping” Artists than any other musician in the UK.

>Born in South Africa, he came to England in 1979 and soon established himself as a top Session Guitarist and Musical Director in the “Pop” industry. As a Session Guitarist, Erwin has played on numerous chart topping records for a wide range of Artists including: Jamiroquai, Take That, Westlife & Boyzone. Erwin was part of the musical production team that launched the Spice Girls, and his involvement is noted both in their definitive documentary “Raw Spice” as well as their biography.

>His live performances as Musical Director & Guitarist span an even wider genre of Artists, including: Peter Andre, Charlotte Church, Gabriella Cilme, Shalamar, Gloria Gaynor, Belinda Carlisle, Rick Astley, Go West, and Donna Summer…. to name but a few. Erwin was responsible for assembling, rehearsing and being Musical Director for more than a decade, of the ‘house band’ for the most successful ‘Multi Artist’ 70’s and 80’s retro-pop shows ever to tour the UK.

And also there's an artist list! Who isn't on the Rs? Our Roy, of course
RICK ASTLEY
RITA COOLIDGE
ROLF HARRIS
ROSE ROYCE

http://erwinkeiles.com/artist-list.html
http://erwinkeiles.com/index.html

And there's a David Holmes engineer based in London originating from New Zealand, but he only was active from 1999.
>>40513372
>>40512697

>email "CrazyAboutMagazines" asking if they have the Radio Times issue
>get an email back claiming that they're out of stock and "tons of people have been requesting this issue"
Who the FUCK is looking for this other than me? This triggers my schizo alarm, it's like something is actively trying to prevent me from getting it. Every single site doesn't have it, no scans, the only copy I found sold 5 minutes before the seller got back to me, and now I'm supposed to believe "tons" of people are asking for this when these threads are half dead and the knowledge of Roy even being in this mag is obscure to begin with? What the hell, man.

>>40507519
>>40512715
Blazer's and the International Music Associates ltd are both in the same little english city, known for the Windsor Castle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor_Castle
>>40512784
Maybe the Prince Philip event was there because the Castle was there. I don't know... I suspect something if I sniff the Royal Family near.

>>40513412
That is really weird. Other than lurkers on this thread, who else would want this specific issue?

>>40513520
Exactly, it makes no sense. It's not like it's some big viral meme either. It's us and a couple people on the YT vid that fag made, and we can barely get anybody to look for shit like the Chas and Dave video, let alone people sleuthing for stuff to spend money on. It's almost like somebody is intentionally buying up the copies to prevent me having it so I can't share the contents of it. I'm not quite retarded enough to indulge that delusion, but, still. It's odd.

>>40513548
Give them a little more time, they are polishing the details.

>>40512697
>Many thanks to Erwin anda Miriam.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miriam_Stockley
Maybe this Miriam?

>>40513637
This is Avril Stockley's sister who did the female vocals on Roy's album. Very good catch, that's almost certainly who it is.

>>40513648
Ah, I knew that I had read that surname recently! Thank you.

By the way this pyjama is from The Laughter Show he did in 85, after the junk showing incident. Does he not wear pants in a weird and unrelaxed humiliation ritual for doing what he did the year before?

>>40513704
The "dunce cap" could add to the humiliation theme. Also pyjamas as in he just had a rough wake up call: it's all going downhill from here.

An hour ago some south american youtuber did a video on this thread, by the way. Almost a million subscribers.
https://youtu.be/7qqIFVG65U8?si=LD7Fs6eRc6mbC-pM

>>40513776
Aaand it's royver.

>>40513776
It says nothing new nor interesting, as you would expect from a million subscribe south american YouTube channel.
Do we know something about Roy's two failed marriages though?

>>40512715
>only Mixed Couples.
Huh? Does than mean what I think it means?

>>40513987
It means only men with women, no buddies or fags

>>40513993
So it has nothing to do with race? Ok.

>>40514069
No, Britain wasn't quite that cucked back then

I USED TO LOVE HER
BUT ITS ALL OVER NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>40514234
Boh boh boh boh buh boh... shaka laka... boh boh boh buh boh... shaaaka laaaka...

Spook and slither my nitherz

>>40514395

>>40513412
What issue is it? I'll see if I can help.

>>40514620
September 22-28 1984 "Picking Up the Threads" issue, it has a traffic cop with a bandage on his face on the cover. Roy supposedly has an interview in there with Les and Dustin.

>>40514671

>>40514671
I'll see if I can dig anything up, thanks.

>>40514700
Godspeed

Post pictures of people it is literally OVER for.

>go on youtube
>search: roy jay
>filter by: newest
>first vid is the spic's one that just got uploaded today
>the rest is a sea of nothing but indians
It's weird how life works.

>>40514234
So cast a love spell on her. Don’t give up. Pussies give up. You’re not a pussy ass bitch are you?

>>40515128
Can't tell if subtle 4D chess or newroy that hasn't listened to the hottest album of the summer.

I was looking through the archives at the "Sabrina Carpenter is the antichrist" threads (which is another very interesting rabbit hole as well), and I realized the Roy Emergence date is the same as the one mentioned here, 4/4. Probably means nothing but wanted to post it since Ive found nothing too interesting lately about Roy.

>>40516233
spooky

>>40513412
>CrazyAboutMagazines
Huh. I ordered from them and got fuck all. I'm surprised they didn't try to sting you too.

>>40513776
it's actually royver if the anglo normiesphere finds out about roy

>>40513776
Whoops. Consciousness is spreading. Soon enough there will be an entry on KnowYourMeme and normies will flood into /x/ to get front row seats to witness the phenomenon.

>>40516233
Chappell Roan is a possible Wendy node, but greatly diluted. The "Santa Sangre" imagery and synthpop-ish sound are there, though

>>40505773 (OP)
>A YouTuber named "Grayy Man" released a video
Cringe, fucking fags when will they ever learn

New Mario Kart game features a fictional company owned by the character Roy Koopa, seemingly a music themed business. A Roy associated with music.....

>>40517220
That's a stretch bro

HE SAID POOP SAAR, I POOPED

Now there is this name: E. R. Murphy, as a director of IMA Ltd. We also have Chic Murphy, manager of Roy, later manager of the Spice Girls. He was also involved with the Three Degrees: "Murphy was closely involved with them that, for a while, he became know to insiders as “the Fourth Degree”. ( This is from a spice girls wiki)
This is the only photograph of him. Is it even him? I don't like this guy. Does he have something to do with E. R.?

Bros, I may have done it. I contacted Radio Times themselves and a very nice fellow agreed to send me PDF scans of the sep 1984 issue. He is currently in the process of sending me every single page -- unfortunately, one by one, because I think this dude is literally scanning each page for me himself instead of sending a full document. I'll throw the whole thing in a catbox and post the link when he's done and we can all look through it. Fingers crossed that we might finally hear Roy in his own words.

>>40506070
>unrelaxed, seething, dreadful, dry, in my pain, withering

>>40517656
lel

>>40517632
Let's hope this shows us something interesting! Slither! Spook!

More about Chic, this is from another page about the Spice Girls:
>All the girls were pulled into line by the Herberts and their financial backer, a 50-something entrepreneur called Chick Murphy who claims to have managed The Three Degrees.

>THEY were told that 100 per cent commitment was needed, or else.

Claimed to have managed?
This guy is shady and weird. Rich and unrelaxed. Also:
>The 5 girls then moved in to 58 Boyn Hill Road in Maidenhead for 9 months, a house owned by financier Chic Murphy.
Maidenhead was also the place where Internacional Music Associates was.

Turns out he was Production Manager, pic rel.

>>40517681
No, I'm sorty, IMA headquarters were on Maidenhead Road, not Maidenhead.

I'm thinking that the chain:
Roy Jay — Chic Murphy — The Spice Girls

Could cement the reality of Roy Jay (because of course The Spice Girls exists and predated the AI event by decades).

But who is this Murphy? Try to find any biographical information.

>and Chic

It's like he wants to hide. But he's there.

>>40517899
And doing what? Every other credit has some function, Chic is just there. Doing what?

Okay, I'm gonna post some stuff, but you guys have to give me some time because there's a shit ton of information here and I don't even know exactly what to make of it myself. Pay close attention to the finer details...

First I'll mention, the entire reason I thought that this issue had an interview with Roy in it to begin with is because several articles online mention him and the other Laughter Show guys having an interview in this september 1984 issue of RT. In fact, on the Facebook group, someone even made an edit of the cover with Roy's face transposed on the traffic officer. It seemed like a legit lead.

So I emailed Radio Times. The guy offers to send me PDFs of the pages. I did a quick look through, and I didn't see anything about Roy. So, I asked if the fellow happened to see the interview himself, but he didn't. He did some sleuthing for me though, then mentioned that the first appearance of the Laughter Show was actually this March 3rd issue, and that the Laughter Show was postponed until April 7th 1984 for reasons unknown. This article is a simple ad for The Laughter Show, but it mentions Roy and the other two -- no interview.

1/2

>>40518022
2/2

He then found an interview with Les and Dustin from 1985... but there's no mention of Roy in it. He also found another interview with Les specifically, right after Dustin died. No Roy.

I asked him if he had any further info on Roy Jay, but he stopped responding. Hopefully he gets back to me, but who knows.

Anyway, here's where what's spooky: remember that picture of Roy wearing his skeleton suit with Les/Dustin that the one anon found on ghettyimages? Look at the fucking picture in the March 3rd article. It's an almost identical photo, except Roy's facial expression is completely different and Les isn't smiling with his mouth open. The background, Dustin's facial expression, even tiny creases in clothing, etc., is all the same. What the fuck? Even if somebody took blast shots of the guys, you'd think at least a few details would be off when two of them are making totally different faces, and one isn't...

So now, the issue that Roy was supposed to have an interview in, he does not. In fact, there's no interview with him at all. The one interview with the other guys doesn't even mention him, and the one article that does mention Roy is from 6 months prior to the issue he supposedly WAS in -- and it has a photo with bizarre anomalies from an almost identical press shot we found online.

I'm going to upload higher res photos, I had to compress them to get them into this picture. I'll also upload all of the PDFs if you guys want me to, but it's just a bunch of unrelated shit. Sorry for the shit formatting in this pic, but it's the best I could do to get it all in.

I'm feeling a little unrelaxed, boys.

March 3rd article advertising The Laughter Show featuring Roy and the boys, but no interview and a bizarre photo

February 1985 article with Les/Dustin interview, no Roy

>>40518041
Forgot to upload, how unrelaxed of me

June 1987 article with Les Dennis cosplaying as uhhh... crocodile dun dee, for some reason. Not very interesting, but for posterity it's worth looking at

>>40518022
This is a good find. I suppose they could have taken a couple photos back to back but the guy on the left is the exact same in both photos.

So, at this point, I believe we have one of the first confirmed bits of conflicting information regarding Roy's life. Multiple articles online said he was in an interview, somebody on his facebook page went through the effort of shooping him into a magazine he was supposed to be featured in (but wasn't), and not only that, there's no interview with him at all, and the only picture of him in Radio Times is fucking weird.

I don't know what to say.

>>40518074
>I suppose they could have taken a couple photos back to back but the guy on the left is the exact same in both photos.
Exactly, you'd think if they were taking burst shots that things other than the facial expressions would change even slightly, but look at all of these little places where the photos are IDENTICAL. This is fucked up man.

Holy lel, he got back to me. Now we've even got a Radio Times editor questioning things and doing roysearch. I tried to be as formal and non-schizo sounding as possible so I wouldn't scare him off, but looks like he wasn't.

Anything else you think I should ask him?

>>40518102
Incredible find.
>Anything else you think I should ask him?
Sadly I don't think he can help us much. This was the one Roy Jay appearance in the whole magazine, right?
The photo thing is unnerving. How were cameras in the eighties? Could they do rapid fire photos (I don't know what's the actual word)?

>>40518094
The way the guy whose face remains almost still smiles slightly more in the "second" photo. First grade roysidue.

>>40518166
>Sadly I don't think he can help us much.
Yeah, that was it, he said he was happy to have helped but didn't have anything else for me. Hell of a dude going through all of that effort for some random faggot online, what a chad.
>This was the one Roy Jay appearance in the whole magazine, right?
Apparently so. Now it makes you wonder how several sources all thought Roy had an interview in a september 1984 issue, but not only was he not mentioned, the only interview with the laughter show guys wasn't in that issue to begin with. Wow, weird, unrelaxed.

I just noticed too, that ghettyimages pic is literally credited to Radio Times... but the one appearance of the photo in the actual Radio Times isn't the same.

This whole thing seems to reinforce that Roy's online data is being overtly changed and manipulated by AI. First it was conflicting info about his death dates and such, then these youtube bots all remembering him, now two contradictory but nearly identical photos. I'm at a loss.

>>40518213
>I just noticed too, that ghettyimages pic is literally credited to Radio Times... but the one appearance of the photo in the actual Radio Times isn't the same.
Isn't this just blatant fuckery, whatever it is?

>>40518213
There is actually so much information we could possibly find on the British Newspaper website, except you have to pay to access it, I mean wow, I wrote entire articles using Delpher on the Dutch wiki and it's all free. not going to pay to view some old papers, that's insane, who does that, unless you research for your work or as a hobby.

btw going through google books and apparently there is an American Roy Jay who was manager of a music station in the 70's.

>>40518233
Is there though? I haven't heard of an article in the British Newspaper. There was supposed to be an interview in this magazine specifically about British media, and in the end it was just a photo.
I guess what I'm really trying to say is are you a shill for the British Newspaper?

>>40518231
>Isn't this just blatant fuckery, whatever it is?
I don't know what else to call it. There's no instance of the ghettyimages photo appearing in Radio Times even though it's credited to them, and why would they have submitted it to ghettyimages in the first place? Where did it even come from? Even then, what are the chances that literally EVERY detail outside of 2/3 of the guys' facial expressions is identical. It is too fucking weird man.

>>40518257
Is it unrelaxed too. What a time!

>>40518233
>There is actually so much information we could possibly find on the British Newspaper website, except you have to pay to access it,
How much is it? Fuck, I've dropped like $150 on this bullshit already, might as well keep doing the retardedful.

>>40518299
14,99 for a month. there are two interviews from 2001 and 2002 on the site, you have three free trials before you have to pay.

>>40518250
>are you a shill for the British Newspaper?
wow dumb statement.

>>40518299

Based Roysciple.

>>40518094
Magazines don't keep records of photos they haven't used! Right? Gettyimages is a stock images site! Right?! Even if the photo was shot a second from the other one, how has it come to us? Who had it? Why does it look so clean?

>>40518402
Spoken like a true British Newspaper shill.
Nah I was mostly joking. But if there's three free trials and only two interviews then what's the problem?

>>40518431
>Nah I was mostly joking. But if there's three free trials and only two interviews then what's the problem?

I didn't uhm read and assumed the newspapers where free to watch, so I spend the first three tries looking for the word nigger.....

>>40518441
No results for Roy Jay though.

>>40518472
https://www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/

Just make a burner email, look at 3 articles at a time, clear cookies and then make another, rinse and repeat.

>>40518562
Yes, also search with "Roy Jay" if you search with just Roy Jay, you will get every Roy and Jay's balls in existence, also read the blurbs before you click and article, there is another Roy Jay, who played in a band, own a jewelry store and was in a legal battle with the local Whitby city council.

>>40518546
Some of these sound like gibberish:

Fnday Jeraiil 2 The ROY JAY
... Fnday Jeraiil 2 The ROY JAY ...

Published: Thursday 12 December 1985
Newspaper: Haverhill Echo
County: Suffolk, England
Type: Advertisement | Words: 6 | Page: 14 | Tags: none
?ft Jess Spot 01111rnies ROY JAY
... ?ft Jess Spot 01111rnies ROY JAY ...

Published: Thursday 24 May 1984
Newspaper: Haverhill Echo
County: Suffolk, England
Type: Article | Words: 6 | Page: 12 | Tags: none
1€39.1:¢¢ Luton 51357 ROY JAY FTB’BTLE?‘G
... 1€39.1:¢¢ Luton 51357 ROY JAY FTB’BTLE?‘G

Wtf?

>>40518581
Encoding issue from converting ink to digital text maybe? I saw the same thing. Weird shit.

>>40518441
I must give it to you, you were right. There seems to be a bunch of Roytent here. Maybe I'll sign up later and report back.

>>40518581
There is a newspaper from 1997 that mentioned him working at bar The Zodiac, that's instant new roy lore.

>>40518645
Yes, belief it or not I have recommended people log in to that site and pay if they want to know more and the wiki links to that site, as of yet, nobody has done it. I am not invested, so not taking the time to buy services in a foreign country and figuring that our, but I mean seriously.

>>40518658
Here, from a Spanish newspaper archive, new info:

Roy Jay was active in 1993, confirmed.

He might have worked at a bar in Monsserat, before Benidorm as was apparently succesful.

>>40518658
Wait are you expecting me to believe this?>>40518441

>>40518718
no man, i just used my regular email and then after looking, stopped caring and now someone else can do it, you know I already did most of the work looking for serious sources weeks ago and all I got was shit from people, so if you want to spend money to learn more about guy, you can do that and add the zodiac bar and monsserrat as his previous workplaces to the wiki.

>>40518397
I'll probably cave and buy a subscription at some point, though frankly I'm pretty roytigued after the Radio Times debacle. It would be cool if other anons would put some skin in the game, because I've already spent an absurd amount of time and money on pursuing this ever-growing shitpost and I need to catch up on lost sleep and sanity.

Do remember that aside from the newspaper stuff, we still have an extensive list of missing media to find that nobody is looking for (picrel). Even if you guys aren't retarded enough to drop dosh like me, you can still find valuable things. Do the jayful.

>>40518743
dude, then let it go, it was fun for a while, but Roy is just a comedian, best someone research his life who does archival research for a living, there is so much stuff out there, but everyone here is just a internet zoomer with a short attention spam and no genuine interest in the world around them. You could no doubt write a 150 page autobiography about all the stuff that is out there, even without doing field work, but that just takes months of your life, you know, people would take short trips to madrid or his home town to look into the archives, that is a full job, people here just kinda google and nothing more really, got so much hate from (most likely one schizophrenic) when i suggested people do some serious research, but they mostly didn't.

>>40518775
I find your attitude about this whole thing unrelaxed. You've gone from "look at what I found on google", to "I'm smarter than you for finding it", then "here's more stuff I could find, but I won't, because I don't care enough to pay or spend my time on it" (even though you're still here, weeks later), now you're straight up saying "let it go" even though you, again, are still here. What's your angle? It just seems like your only motivation is to get recognition on an anonymous forum for ultimately meaningless work that you should be enjoying for the fun rather than the praise.

Yeah, I'm fucking tired from weeks of researching a dead boomer and dropping money on his memorabilia, but I still find it fascinating, and taking a break doesn't imply the need to "let it go". I also don't feel the need to aggrandize myself for being pathetic enough to spend my time and money this way. I don't think I'm smarter than anybody else for being enough of a tard to email dozens of people or poopsocking ebay for old vinyls. It's just fun and interesting. Either post in good faith and realize that you may get 0 recognition for it, or let it go yourself.

>>40518818
>"I'm smarter than you for finding it",
This attitude is why I don't bother, I could seriously help you do actual research, might become your job one day, but... that requires respect and not looking down on yourself.

No, I am not attacking you, I wasn't in the previous post, it's called being sincere. I sincerely like to see you do research on your own and I sincerely don't want you to ruin your health on a meme comedian.

Take that as you want.

>>40518863
Very weird behavior man. Whether I'm smarter than you or you're smarter than me, who the fuck cares? It's supposed to be a fun, spooky thing we all participate in, and you're trying to make it a dick measuring contest. I don't feel the need to tell everyone how smart I am because my contributions stand on their own merits. Smart people don't need to tell you they're smart, if I'm being honest. Like I said, contribute in good faith for the fun of it, or don't.

>>40518775
>>40518863
this dude is assmad that anon did all the work and he didnt do jack shit lawl. do not roydeem saaaar

Fuck I was going to register... I need an Outlook subscription to read my email now? What? Man I'm old...
To the anon who paid 150$, maybe stop. Seeing a lot of new Roysidue is enticing, but it's not going to change my position with respect to him being AI. So uncover pieces of Roy content only if you really want.
Personally, I'm not paying a cent. But that's just because I'm a miser.
This isn't a church. I don't even know if you are real. Have a good evening or whatever though. I mean it.

>>40518900
>>40518919
Well, I tried.

>>40518942
>>40518950
buttangry samefag

>>40518962
I'm not that last guy though. Get some rest.

>>40518967
do not roooyydeeeeem my nigga

>>40518974
Ok. I won't.

>new Roy lore drops
>poo in loo returns to shart and fart
Every time

That photo is truly identical except where it isn't... It really is strange.
Is there a possibility that that is somehow a legit photo? Weird hypothesis welvome.

>>40519045
is it just me or does it serm like roys face just doesnt belong in that photo, especially the newspaper one. it just looks way newer snd higher fidelity than the other two

>>40519059
Hmmm... Maybe it looks brighter because of the white skeleton make up? He does look weird. Spook!

>305 posts
>thread isn't autosaging
Uhhhh

>>40519119
What does that mean in layman's terms? Is that the bump limit?

>>40519130
Yeah, threads are supposed to autosage (stop bumping) at 300 posts. The only way they don't is if a mod enables a higher bump limit. Maybe a roybro mod wanted us to see the new roysidue.

>>40519134
Oh really? That's kind of weird.
I'm trying to not suspect something out of it. Captcha TVHDW

>>40519157
You kind of have to since there's literally no other reason the thread shouldn't be saging right now. Wow. Weird. Unrelaxed!

>now it starts saging
Ooooh, spook spook gettin' to you.
(You can tell if the thread is saging when the post count number is in italics, by the way)

>>40519167
Now... That is weird and unrelaxed, isn't it? He said slither i slithered.

>>40519177
A bit. Let's all post our buttholes and maybe they'll disable autosage again.

>>40519183
That's a luxury we can't afford right now.
No but seriously: you noticed, and then it "saged" right? That is mighty strange.

>>40519191
If I had to venture a guess, I'd say an interested mod wanted the thread to get further exposure, but he didn't want anyone to nooootice he was doing it. I feel there is a sinister undertone to the goings-on of this website at times...

>>40519201
>sinister undertone
Oh definitely. And I thing your guess is an educated one. Spook!

>>40519225
Roy's belly button is god tier.

>>40519225
Foot on the right with the red stripe on the sock is from the kid in the back wearing purple. Took me a while to see it to be honest since this image was also tripping me up. The one wearing lime green is just standing kinda gay and his left short leg is just looks too wide.

>>40518320
The makeup is similar to that worn by actors for mechanical televisions in the 1920s and 30s

>>40519252
>his left short leg is just looks too wide.
I think it looks maybe a bit too wide for the legs it is supposed to be clothing. But I posted it just because I like it, I'm not taking a position on it (right now).

Wooow weeeird, met this weeird chick, she was so weird she said "can I suck your dick while you fuck me?", I said, how you gonna suck my dick if I'm fucking you? Then she started slobbing me knob and put me belly button in her ass

Spook!

>>40519368
Woooow, weird.... Unrelaaaaxed!

Great day for Jay. Wack day for Black.

Now that the thread doesn't bump, I'm going to indulge in this weird color theory. This are screenshots from the right videos we have, in reverse chronological order.
We begin with Black ( or White)

>>40519588
Then, Red.

>>40519594
Then, Orange.

>>40519597
Then, Yellow.

>>40519601
Then, Green.

>>40519604
Then, Blue.

>>40519611
Then, Indigo ( this is the weakest link, but look at the limits of the lightspots)

>>40519617
And finally, Violet.

Not counting the first one, they form the acronym ROYGBIV, which I know from a Boards of Canada song. Is it something? I doubt it, but I wanted to post it anyways, maybe someone will find it interesting. The colors symbolize life and the flow of life, while black or white symbolizes death and or resurrection. Think about it. Or don't.

>>40519588
eight* videos

>>40519594
>>40519597
>>40519601
R
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Y

>>40519588

>>40518030
Thank you mister skelly https://youtu.be/4I_RAd4Nk44?si=avXLALGQby9MQ0Se
I found the video of spooky!RJ

>>40520624
I wonder if the SPOOK! (And maybe SLITHER!) gimmick originally came from his Halloween skellybones after and it just evolved into pajama/prisioner Roy Jay’s act?

THROW ANOTHER POO ON THE LOO,
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT GO AHEAD AND PEE

>>40518030
>but there's no mention of Roy in it
This isn't even the only time this happened. Wikipedia claims his death was mentioned in some book and when you go to the book and read the exact page he isn't mentioned once. Something is fishy.

https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ?si=y7xxgqKot30dpalz

The Roydeeming begins

New thread!
>>40520948

>>40519644
Nice find!

>>40520947
this vid is fucking retarded

>>40521034
Weird... Unrelaxed....