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Anonymous No.40524538 [Report] >>40524877 >>40525247 >>40525352 >>40525574 >>40525772 >>40525836 >>40525854
I can communicate with a demon.
She is in hell. She speaks evil whispers, and I feel entrapped.
Please ask ANY question of her and I will provide an answer.
Anonymous No.40524579 [Report] >>40525218
What's hell like for humans who end up there?
Anonymous No.40524843 [Report] >>40525218
Will you help get a cute and funny spirit girlfriend?
Anonymous No.40524877 [Report] >>40525218
>>40524538 (OP)
Why do you make up shit like this? Is it because you're lonely and this helps you to feel less lonely?
Anonymous No.40525218 [Report]
Sorry for taking so long to respond. I can’t confer with her on public transit. The city wards the metra.
>>40524579
There is a period of rest followed by the activation of every nerve on your body. This cycle repeats.
When you do sleep. You are awoken.
>>40524843
Become a teacher.
>>40524877
Hate.
Anonymous No.40525247 [Report] >>40525306 >>40525313
>>40524538 (OP)
How did you two meet? Is she cute?
Anonymous No.40525306 [Report]
>>40525247
T’were fate, anon. Some people are twin flames bound from birth.
Anonymous No.40525313 [Report]
>>40525247
She tells me the stress of the flames has done a number on her appearance.
Anonymous No.40525352 [Report] >>40525376
>>40524538 (OP)
>Please ask ANY question of her and I will provide an answer.
Of all the people on earth, why'd you choose to speak through a colossal faggot?
Anonymous No.40525376 [Report]
>>40525352
She is haunting me because I indirectly killed her. She died in a robbery, but didn’t pull the trigger because I taught her to be careful. She feeds on my guilt. This is my confession.
Anonymous No.40525416 [Report] >>40525431
Why haven't you given her the gospel and gotten her out of hell yet?
Anonymous No.40525431 [Report] >>40525442
>>40525416
Satan demands penance.
Anonymous No.40525442 [Report] >>40525585
>>40525431
"36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed."

"Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?"

"He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death."

Sounds like Satan's boss is pretty clear on the subject.
Maybe she should give Satan the gospel on her way out.
Anonymous No.40525458 [Report]
Oh, but she better fly strait and narrow and study up if she wants it to work.

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Edna No.40525574 [Report] >>40525585
>>40524538 (OP)

>be me
>little witch
Do you know the entity Croqui?
And my nickname? Edna? Does that sound familiar?
Anonymous No.40525585 [Report]
>>40525442
I have no understanding of the bible.
>>40525574
She (actual, real demon i am really hearing) would like to learn about you.
Anonymous No.40525772 [Report]
>>40524538 (OP)
Alright! Who am I? No name or detailed information is needed, just what I am, maybe what church I belong to, and maybe what I'm doing here? (a small hint: BB & NT)
Anonymous No.40525836 [Report] >>40525925 >>40525925
>>40524538 (OP)
Cultivate loving-kindness towards this "demon." If she's in Hell she's probably suffering pretty hard, and maybe she just wants a friend. Maybe a Buddhist priest could even help you liberate her from the Hell Realms
https://www.mettainstitute.org/mettameditation.html
Anonymous No.40525854 [Report]
>>40524538 (OP)
How thight that demonussy tho?
Anonymous No.40525925 [Report]
>>40525836
She will always have me! Maybe I will even join her!
>>40525836
Buddhism is a glow op