Thread 40524538

She is in hell. She speaks evil whispers, and I feel entrapped.
Please ask ANY question of her and I will provide an answer.

What's hell like for humans who end up there?

Will you help get a cute and funny spirit girlfriend?

>>40524538 (OP)
Why do you make up shit like this? Is it because you're lonely and this helps you to feel less lonely?

Sorry for taking so long to respond. I can’t confer with her on public transit. The city wards the metra.
>>40524579
There is a period of rest followed by the activation of every nerve on your body. This cycle repeats.
When you do sleep. You are awoken.
>>40524843
Become a teacher.
>>40524877
Hate.

>>40524538 (OP)
How did you two meet? Is she cute?

>>40525247
T’were fate, anon. Some people are twin flames bound from birth.

>>40525247
She tells me the stress of the flames has done a number on her appearance.

>>40524538 (OP)
>Please ask ANY question of her and I will provide an answer.
Of all the people on earth, why'd you choose to speak through a colossal faggot?

>>40525352
She is haunting me because I indirectly killed her. She died in a robbery, but didn’t pull the trigger because I taught her to be careful. She feeds on my guilt. This is my confession.

Why haven't you given her the gospel and gotten her out of hell yet?

>>40525416
Satan demands penance.

>>40525431
"36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed."

"Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?"

"He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death."

Sounds like Satan's boss is pretty clear on the subject.
Maybe she should give Satan the gospel on her way out.

Oh, but she better fly strait and narrow and study up if she wants it to work.

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

>>40524538 (OP)

>be me
>little witch
Do you know the entity Croqui?
And my nickname? Edna? Does that sound familiar?

>>40525442
I have no understanding of the bible.
>>40525574
She (actual, real demon i am really hearing) would like to learn about you.

>>40524538 (OP)
Alright! Who am I? No name or detailed information is needed, just what I am, maybe what church I belong to, and maybe what I'm doing here? (a small hint: BB & NT)

>>40524538 (OP)
Cultivate loving-kindness towards this "demon." If she's in Hell she's probably suffering pretty hard, and maybe she just wants a friend. Maybe a Buddhist priest could even help you liberate her from the Hell Realms
https://www.mettainstitute.org/mettameditation.html

>>40524538 (OP)
How thight that demonussy tho?

>>40525836
She will always have me! Maybe I will even join her!
>>40525836
Buddhism is a glow op