>>40537125>all of these anti-israel, anti-american, muslim countries will suddenly flip sides and choose to partner with us to protect their ancient historical enemies No.
>World War 3 starts. For REAL this time. Like, not like all the other times we said it would, we mean it now!No.
>MJ12...Isn't real. Never was. Disinformation.
>The Intergalactic Super Friends Club...No. There's no evidence whatsoever to suggest these creatures are our pals or have anything but their own agenda in mind. Whatever they are, they are bad news for us, and most obviously, they would not name their space club such a ridiculous name. It's straight out of 60's fiction. Might as well also claim that the Legion of Doom are the bad aliens.
>by 2027Just two more years?
>The Super Friends will fix all of our problems for us, we just have to holocaust like 6 billy or so people. No, faggot. Why would they do anything but finish the job and take our beautiful, resource rich planet? Why would they, if they are so benevolent, stand for this literal monkey business as savage ape descendants butcher one another on a global scale, and then reward the duplicitous bastards that ran the whole evil shitshow with a club membership? What could violent, imperialistic monkey men offer the greater galaxy/universe other than a massive threat once we get the cool toys?
This absolute bullshit does not stand up to critical thought or examination. Jesus Christ.