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Anonymous No.40533448 [Report] >>40533460 >>40533519 >>40533583 >>40533619 >>40533707 >>40533984
God implanted dark magic in the Bible and I triggered some kind of internet-based conceptual demonic magic and now there's some kind of spirit attached to my mind and it's threatening to accuse me of psychic rape if I fap, I'm going to kms if I can't have my rape hentai idc if I burn bye losers
Anonymous No.40533460 [Report] >>40533488
>>40533448 (OP)
you shouldn't fap loser
Anonymous No.40533488 [Report]
>>40533460
Why
I've been getting off to humiliation fantasies since I was 5
Anonymous No.40533519 [Report]
>>40533448 (OP)
They're trying to inflict PSYCHOLOGICAL CASTRATION on me, that's a form of SENSORY DEPRIVATION TORTURE, VIOLATION OF BODILY AUTONOMY AND MINDRAPE
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40533583 [Report]
>>40533448 (OP)
>God implanted dark magic in the Bible
true

>I triggered some kind of internet-based conceptual demonic magic
almost certainly true

>now there's some kind of spirit attached to my mind
definitely true

>I can't have my rape hentai
... hopefully you find a better hobby, best of luck
Aten !LYEuHuoDEM No.40533619 [Report]
>>40533448 (OP)
>Anon gets Holy Ghosted
I Lol
S.I.M No.40533650 [Report]
No.40533448
anon gets the holy ghost as inner mono log.

>tries to fap
>the the holy ghoast says lol no.
>anon wants to kill them self.

the hentai succubus got blown the fuck out,
based and holy pilled.
Anonymous No.40533707 [Report] >>40533937
>>40533448 (OP)
There’s no way this isn’t a bit.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40533937 [Report]
>>40533707
>‘Really, you have no sense of humor,’ said the machine. ‘But enough of that. If I understand you correctly, you wish us to bestow happiness upon everyone. Well, we devoted over fifteen millennia to that project alone – that is, eudaemonic tectonics, of which there are basically two schools, the sudden and revolutionary, and the slow and evolutionary. Evolutionary eudaemonic tectonics consists essentially in not lifting a finger to help, confident that every civilization will eventually muddle through on its own. Revolutionary solutions, on the other hand, boil down to either the Carrot or the Stick. The Stick, or bestowing happiness by force, is found to produce from one to eight hundred times more grief than no interference whatever. As for the Carrot, the results – believe it or not – are exactly the same.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40533946 [Report]
>‘Really, you have no sense of humor,’ said the machine. ‘But enough of that. If I understand you correctly, you wish us to bestow happiness upon everyone. Well, we devoted over fifteen millennia to that project alone – that is, eudaemonic tectonics, of which there are basically two schools, the sudden and revolutionary, and the slow and evolutionary. Evolutionary eudaemonic tectonics consists essentially in not lifting a finger to help, confident that every civilization will eventually muddle through on its own. Revolutionary solutions, on the other hand, boil down to either the Carrot or the Stick. The Stick, or bestowing happiness by force, is found to produce from one to eight hundred times more grief than no interference whatever. As for the Carrot, the results – believe it or not – are exactly the same.'
Anonymous No.40533984 [Report]
>>40533448 (OP)
Your anime/twin flame wants to make love rather than get raped. Its the reason you aren't spiritually awake to yourself in the etheric realm.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40534117 [Report]
I told you Thelema was going to hate this.