Thread 40546994

What is the most retarded shit /x/ ever fell for?

Floigan

>>40546994 (OP)
hands down this shit

Mandingo Effect, hands down.

>>40546994 (OP)
The Nobody Threads.

>>40546994 (OP)
Marlboro virus

>>40546994 (OP)
That GFOL aren't the greatest fucking thing in the world in exsistance in history

Of like man kind and Earth, like the pinnacle and God send for us all. Like they won man I have the old alien tech and it can tear your skin off and sit back in with shit faster than lasers, not just while Ur asleep. But they used to leave Ur head in a jar and clone fucking goo yous n shit (the old rules) but The Galactic Federation of Light made them sick now they don't even torture or defeat you, they just work. It's coming!

>>40547322
Sit you back in it* painless too

8 hour tape
the grifter
frazzledrip
alien photo

>>40547206
This by far.

>>40546994 (OP)
Definitely this and the nobody threads.
This is just a forced /x/ meme

>>40546994 (OP)
Roy Jay is the dumbest and most forced meme I have ever seen here. At least with Tartaria and the fake Moonlanding there is some distance in time and space between the present and the claims. Roy Jay is basically just a minor celebrity some tranny tried to meme as an AI demon. A dozen or so people spend hours upon hours proving these people wrong, one fag even bought his album, but they continue, it's so stupid.

>>40547322
>>40547332
thank you for namefagging so i know immediately not to read your posts

>>40547206
Yup, literally a mental illness breeding ground perpetually enabled by amoral evil fucks preying on lonely vulnerable people.

>>40546994 (OP)
Flat earth. That psyops is truly a retard filter.

>>40547715
The psyop's intention was to bury "The Principle" (2014), an excellent movie/documentary featuring a number of scientists (including rank TV mouthpieces) giving their interpretations of carefully collected data that suggests the earth may in fact be in the middle of the universe, but since geocentricity is also part of flatearthism, it was easy to dismiss in the eyes of the public by mere guilty of association.

>>40547746
Bro, I can't take you seriously because you cite a movie as proof, you know, a work of fiction. It's like believing ice age being a documentary.

>>40547763
I wrote "documentary" right next to "movie". It's a documentary that was filmed and screened at theaters, for crying out loud.

>>40547017
This was the best. I love when someone remakes these threads and posts the Peruvian College of Clay Making “scientific” studies.
>>40547715
Flat earth and LoA are the worst in my opinion. I can live with Roy Jay and goody as they are just role playing threads but the flat earth is trolling to annoy and LoA has some total cultists who claim they are gods because one time they climbed a ladder a few weeks after thinking about one.

>>40546994 (OP)
X

>>40547017
This shit pisses me off because if it’s real then that means aliens are not sexy big tiddie catgirls, and that’s the only reason I signed up for this shit.

>>40546994 (OP)
>Mandela effect
>The nobody
>succubi
>ayys
>ww3
>Q

>>40548219
if aliens arent like the Voices of the Void catgirls i may as well an hero

>>40547206
I'm convinced it's just an ai bot pretending to be multiple people. Those threads have almost the same volume of posts as the kpop threads on /mu/ and the kpop people are fanatical about an actual subject with millions of fans and things to learn about and talk about with a lot of history, whereas the nobody threads are just like nothing, there's nothing in them but nonsense, it makes no sense

>>40547606
But why? Are they being paid?
Hell at this point I'm convinced it's a marketing scheme

>>40549078
Its mental illness and extremely low IQ, its not more complicated than that. By making these shit threads they get attention, and thats all they care about. Its the most pathetic thing imaginable.

>>40547746
>I didnt know why the film was being made
>The best thing to do is just ignore what I said in this film
>you le edited my statements cleverly (refuses to elaborate)
>I dont remember being interviewed
lmao have "scientists" always been this cartoonishly evil or is this a new thing?

>>40547031
but the mandildo effect is actually real

>>40547715
only facebook boomers sincerely believe in that special needs shit. People here just shitpost and pretend they believe it to make people mad

>>40547206
fpbp

>>40549378
Yeah, my bad. I was hoping to be on a board that takes this things seriously. Alas, it's easy to shitpost.

>>40549512
we do have serious discussion here occasionally. You just gotta ignore schizo retard posts and hide them

>>40547206
if you don’t already understand the /ng/, then it cannot be explained to you

>>40547017
Yeah latin americans are the biggest I WANT TO BELIEVERS and constantly hoax shit to emotionally over react to, because nothing is serious to them and it's all a big joke.

>>40547606
UNRELAXED

>>40549078
>>40549285
It's basically a combination of factors. Basically:

1. There is clearly one specific mentally ill fellow who holds up on every thread. The mods already banned him a couple of times, emptied half a thread when they did.

2. Another mentally ill Anon had spend hundreds of dollars buying records and old newspaper articles, why I have no idea.

3. The meme got exposed as a discord raid very early one, causing a lot of ill will.

4. Some Dutch? guy has been trolling the thread for weeks now, pissing of the mentally ill guy of 1, though I think he is gone now.

5. Anons started disproving the claims being made early on, causing a dick measuring context of who can find the best new sources. This ruined the meme early on.

You'll all be doing it tomorrow.

>>40549901
>>40550057
Deathgrip hard at work!

R.O.Y J.A.Y

R. = robot
A = alien
Y = DEMONIC ENTITY SPCG (corruptive entity)

R.O.Y has successfully infected me, (you'll all be doing it tommorow = i am going to infect you

I now jump around, say spook and slither and do bad stand up, where bad eye liner, pajamas and white gloves.

>>40547606
unrelaxed

>>40549362
It gets worse, believe me.

Here's how the whole circus unfolded, from the same makers of the documentary as a response to these idiots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVUSDy_rO0

>>40546994 (OP)
the Roy Jay is le fake thing is clearly the invention of the american guy from this cringe english podcast
https://soundcloud.com/cheapshowpod/ep-122-the-ballad-of-roy-jay

>>40550383
This changes everything

>>40550425
ive posted it before
it should obvious

>>40550081
schizos will unironically believe this kek

>>40547206
Biggest waste of time on the site. Besides being on this site to begin with.

>>40550081
roy jay as SPCG is plausible considering how he spread through fake memory and children copying him
there is no evidence that the HUMAN roy jay existed only MEDIA DEPICTING HIM existing

>>40550425
it does, actually
for a retarded fucking reason

>>40546994 (OP)
Literally everything that gets posted here from Roy, to Saturn, Flat Earth, the list goes on. This board is just full of gullible retards and trolls who get a kick out of messing with gullible retards.

>>40552401
roy jay if he real

>>40547015
That's /vr/. And you will get banned for posting floigan.

>>40547206
Yeah, it's a psyop designed to drag this site into mediocrity. It's got all the perfect schizo cacophony one liners to lure in the weak and give them the brain slug.

>>40549078
On top of what the other anon said, it's a funny stupid thing to bandwagon on. I only stop by once a week or so, but I caught a few of those threads and thought it was funny. Just a bit of fun and when they can piss you off, they laugh and it becomes ammunition to continue the meme.

>>40550368
>Flerfers calling anyone else idiots.

>>40546994 (OP)
That anyone even posts here anymore instead we each have AI scripted instanced sessions similar to mmos separate each person

I'm embarrassed to admit.

>>40552621
>yet another retard who doesn't understand the concept of free will
It's all so tiresome.

>>40547606
desu the first few roy jay threads were kinda funny and cozy watching people trying to unravel the "conspiracy" in real time, the nobody / law of attraction generals are just full of schizobabble larping

>>40550057
>You'll all be doing it tomorrow.
Is that a threat, Mr Roy?

>>40546994 (OP)
Unrelaxed.

>>40546994 (OP)
A better question should be what are some non-retarded shit came out of /x/? As someone who mostly frequents /lit/ this board seems quite retarded

>>40546994 (OP)
Succgen

>>40546994 (OP)
Blue royjayhaur novembody

>>40549876
Pls don't take what Jaime Mausan (mexican biggest lolcow in the UFOlogy field and literally a cheap tv star) as the absolute opinion regarding ayy's in tacoland, there are dozens of more respectable researchers out there, problem is that they tend to keep a low proffile and only come out of hidding if there is the very slight chance of an actual confirmed sighting happening.

>>40547206
I sometimes visit x and still do not get what's the point with those nobody generals.

Everything x falls for is extremely fucking retarded

>>40552961
unrelaxed

Hello.
My name is Frank Monaghan and my grandson asked me to post here. I was Roy Jay's roadie for two years in the 1980s. One of my tasks was to keep the man off the bottle! Sober he was the funniest man in the world but after a few drinks - different story.
The man had his demons. There is nothing more to this than that. We should not jump up to judge when none of us ourselves could be perfect.

"let him without sin cast the first stone"
bible

Thank you have a good evening and God Bless

>>40546994 (OP)
Semen Retention

It makes the rest of the internet think this board is retarded.
However, I will give credit for the utility, /x/ files under normies radar because of SRG. So those wackos camo the rest of us.

>>40547606
Roy Jay was fun in that first thread, where it was reacting to uncovered videos, insane Lovecraftian lore, and image manipulation.
The rest of the threads were dimeless.

>>40555694
Thanks Frank

>>40553486
It's a trap for people who are going through mental issues etc. Nothing to gain from there but hate directed towards your curiosity.

>>40547778
Booster
Now
https://flatearth.ws/covid-19

>>40547017
go back and rewatch the x ray scans it is so tear inducing its just awful. Half opaque images and like clearly random shit stuck together. There is also no symmetry anywhere. Just so badly hobbled together. And add in it came from Jaime Maussan........... Corey goode tier scam

>>40546994 (OP)
Hidden captcha messages.

Slither!

>>40546994 (OP)
The "Jews and Israel control everything" anti-Semitic larp.
They're one if not THE most prosecuted groups on earth.
They just want to exist peacefully

>>40546994 (OP)
Absolutely no one fell for this shit, it was just the creator spamming it and interacting with themselves thinking it would be easy to pull one over on x, and they didn't fool even b tier posters.

>>40553486
no one actually goes to Nobody Threads it's 100% bots. Im shocked so many here dont realize this

>>40556355
The west has been under attack from sources feeding platforms with anti Semitic media. 4chan being one of them because they allow freedom of speech and anonity.

Recently though, bills have been passed to prevent this from happening because of just actually how many people have been affected from misinformation or hatred.

The conflict stems from the middle east and because of the masses of immigrants from war torn countries now settling into communities that upheld relatively good relations with Jewish people.

>>40555869
>Nothing to gain from there but hate directed towards your curiosity.
same goes for flat earth threads

All this traffic and conflict has created a shift in how people view Israel. Also the fucking Bible.

Flat earth, christianity, law of attraction, any /pol/shit, tartardia, nobody, BEN, nofap, backrooms (the latter era where people were pretending it was real, not when the concept was made), fake space, basically anything and everything the board devolved into after 2016. I wish Roy Jay and the schizo nonsense about a failed obscure comedian being "le ai demon" was the worst of what we got, but any random thread or post from the underage "migga biscuit" faggot alone exceeds the cancer rating of it.

>>40556518
Nobody believes you.

Israel in on the map in the Bible, but was Palestine during Jesus says. Then there's the Synogogye of Satan news, which by the way, nobody knows who they are?

>>40556355

So when you make a new country in these places. Expect some haters. Just saying.

>>40556541
Great. Why the fuck would you belive in anybody?

>>40556532
Tartaria is criminal. Holy god damn. One of the craziest rabbit holes.

>>40556553
>Great. Why the fuck would you belive in anybody?
yeah dude, great psychout, i am shaking.

>>40556640
Go focus on another reply.

>>40556658
>Go focus on another reply.
sigh more tricks, do you think these work?

>>40556518
Tell lies.

>>40556553
Doubt

>>40556658
Direct order

>>40552650
"Muh free will" doesn't asnwer why god created humans with certain inclinations (greed, lust, etc.), deemed those inclinations "sins", then felt it necessary to punish people for having them.

>>40556797
>>40556567
Forgot this post.

>>40556532
retro causality in the semiotic/cultural layer of the mortal realm is not like this
its a real thing. 'forgotten' events and anomalies seed themselves into our world in ways at odds to usual chronological progression. in the old time this took the form of out of place artifacts. OOPA have been recorded since the beginning of civilization. what are artifacts? a form of media. what is roy jay? chunks of different pieces of media connected to tenuous and vague childhood memories and fads
it is far more interesting than le nobodyrino or nephilim. cultural organization has been an inhuman and alien intelligence since before civilization. memetic parasitism is the base unit of cognition - not language. and it is not human. it is something that uses humans. not a demon. not an AI. but a memetic form without any supernatural baggage attached to it.

>>40546994 (OP)
Aliens, UFOs, Tulpas, Reptilians, Astral Projection, Ghosts, and countless other horseshit jewish concoctions.

>>40546994 (OP)
Cern and Blue Eisenhower November

>>40556797
Speculate


Question


Dismiss.

Anything else?

>>40556850
parroting (as an act of mockery.)

Tricks, so many tricks and I see them all.

>>40553095
saw your yt comment

>>40556855
You probably hate losing arguments. Weak.

>>40556855
Tricks tricks tricks. How do i do it? Oh, observer.

>>40555694
God Bless Frank

>>40555694
we are grateful for this update
all the best mr monaghan, thank you for taking the time to post this sir

>>40546994 (OP)
>The Christian God is all loving

>>40553095
the exposure of the nose tribe and their baby eating/raping shenanigans I guess

>>40546994 (OP)
Easily Roy Jay. Loopin time was a very close second though.

>>40547206
I thought those were just /x/'s shitpost-general

>>40548219
It could just be some weird little earthling

>>40557360
roy jay is awesome

>>40557576
he is

>>40552621
Why? for your own good.

From what? from your own sin.

>>40547606
As a joke it's kinda funny. As a serious theory it's a fucking retarded larp/IDF level forced meme. Mandela effect in general is probably one of the dumbest popular conspiracy theories of all time..

Blue Eisenhower November, Royjay, CERN timeline edits, July Aitee, MJKiller, the Nobody (but I think that's glow astroturfed) and /r/anonspropheticdream. I only have lurked here for 3/4 years and that's the worst shit I've seen.

>>40555706
probably one of the only recurring threads that actually have some value. I admit some of the people in there greatly exaggerate the claims of SR, but the practice has real value and history to it. If you'd put your dick down for a second and really read whats being said you'd probably agree before going back to jerking off 6 times a day

>>40557576
agreed
i cant wait for the zoomer meme to die down so we can unpack this

>>40547606
Yeah its weird how Roy Jay spread here he tends to be well known if you're into the shit end of British showbiz

>>40558197
Yep, it has verifiable benefits.

>>40558141
Mandela effect is real, royjoy is just a failed forced miserable attempt to mock it by people that don't like it

>>40558404
Its just people misremembering shit/ai/manipulated imagery. At the end of the day no one really has all the answers regarding the true nature of time, but i am pretty confident most of it is BS. Just my opinion..

>>40553095
there was a cool thread on here about a south korean radical feminist cult that gained major control of the government, i think it was called magnolia or something, pretty interesting rabbit hole. i hope another anon knows what i'm talking about kek. tbhonest, "non-retarded" threads are far and few between on this board if you can't suspend disbelief for anything remotely occult or supernatural

>>40558141
>>40558391

The dude would be great as some kind of paranormal mascot honestly, does weird dance, slither spook, etc I get that, but the entire earlier thread is just a bunch of older anons going "neheh plenty of sources" and then younger anons go "I literally don't understand how other people are better at searching the internet then me" and that's it.

you'll all be doing it tomorrow

>>40558933
yeah i know what you're talking about. this has to do with the fortune teller lady that influenced south korean president park, right?

>Saki Sanobashi
Some anime that someone watched on the dark web. Somehow spooked him into crying while sleeping. Some redditor trying to find it "accidentally" downloaded CP too.

>>40550368
lmao the documentary made some interesting points but even if it's a bunch of bullshit this is an extremely hilarious thing to do to a bunch of science communicator faggots

>>40556355
Ok, Jew.

>>40558141
The fact you don't believe we're in a simulation by this point shows you're lost

I've honestly forgotten. What is it exactly that started the Nobody General, what was the premise for it?

>>40560652
it's the schizo containment general. that's it. by schizo I mean the legit, actual IRL schizos.

it's great because it's self-containing, no need for the entire board to become ruined.

>>40560772
Yes I am well aware of that. My question was pertaining to its origins. No offence but did you read my post? I was not asking what it was.

>>40560787
That was pretty rude.

>>40555694
Good on you Mister Monaghan

>>40555694
thank you frank
i remember him as well
a fixture on the family's holidays. they cannot take our memories away
god bless you and your family

The Grifter

>>40555694
thank you very much Mr Monaghan

>>40555694
bless you sir

>>40556822
Botpost.
>>40560802
>>40560772
More botposts.

>>40559248
The funniest thing about this one (besides the continually fracturing discord servers due to drama back then) was that most redditors actually thought that Saki Sanobshi or Go for a Punch were the true names for that anime and had aneurysms over not being able to find anything under those names, when the entire idea that those were the names for it were from some random /a/non's suggestion and the OP's bastardized memory of the title in moon runes.

>>40556532
Death to migga biscuit the fednigger.

>>40555694
WELL DONE FRANK
thank you for postin!!!!

>>40558141
Amazing how this gets deleted but the absolute tripe that gets posted here like the gangstalking thread are considered ok.

/x/ is the dumber board on this site by a longshot
>The Nobody Threads
>LoA
>Roy Jay
>Youtube ARG's

And it's going to get worse. /x/ is at its best when they stick to the facts and talk about what's actually going on, like the unsolved mysteries threads.

>>40549068
Deader internet theory. The 3 letter agencies all have competing chat bots on 4chan and they are stuck in a perpetual shit cycle on /x/.

>>40552554
>1+1=3

>>40555694
god go with you my friend

>>40556546
Do not redeem

>>40560652
>>40560787
so can I get an actual answer or what

>>40566429
>Only the US government exists and does stuff.

>>40546994 (OP)
christianity

>>40546994 (OP)
That something would occur

>>40547633
"Your a schizoposter your a schizoposter" that's all you guys do, it's ignorant and rude.

>>40555694
Thank you for posting this, Mr Monaghan. Your contributions are appreciated and we like to hear more from people who actually knew our Roy! He was no demon!

>>40566417
there is an outcropping of individuals left on this board who know how to breathe with their mouths shut, and without drool escaping them. There is hope, though little it may be.

retrocausality isnt just some scifi thing its real but not in the way people think
its not time travel its cultural its memetic
forgotten shit weird anomalies out of place junk that doesnt line up with the timeline
they dont show up they just are
like they were always there waiting
OOPArts bootleg cartoons local mascots things you half remember from being 6
they seed themselves into culture sideways not forward not backward
its not about memory its about infection

roy jay isnt a guy hes a scrambled transmission
vhs static junk food jingles weird toys you cant google
not nostalgia either nostalgia is just the bait
this thing uses memory to reproduce
not a demon not an AI not anything mystical
its a memetic organism that doesnt care if you believe in it
language is the skin this thing is muscle and bone
it gets inside before you even notice

everyone always chasing nephilim tulpas egregores
missing the obvious thing in front of them
culture has always been inhuman
it organizes us not the other way around
memes arent thoughts theyre parasites
signal with no source no god no myth no author
you arent decoding it you are it
host meat with ideas crawling thru like worms

>>40555694
we are grateful for this, frank

>>40547017
>>40547778
>>40548219
>>40549876
>>40556121
RETARDS
those are not the ayys that are being studied

>>40569259
based

Myziam

>>40547606
What does an album prove? It's a DEMON bending time and space. The point is that these things and memories suddenly exist NOW but didn't only a few weeks ago.

Being unable to understand this is like "but I did eat breakfast this morning".

>>40546994 (OP)
After the alien egg got "disclosed" some faggot teenagers made their own version showing UFOs apparently being moved by military helicopters at night. Despite it being obviously fake to the extent that at points you could see the edge of the background because it was a printed screenshot of Google Maps with string dangling above it, it still reached over 100 replies.

>>40555694
Nice post Mr Monaghan, I agree with you

>>40566417
I'm mostly here for the greentexts and occasional real life mystery threads.

>>40575129
Dipshit, the fact that you don't know about someone existing because it isn't a part of your subculture doesn't mean he's a time-bending demon self-inserting himself into your reality. Big news, people can post shit about people you weren't aware they existed. The only memories that exist now that didn't before are your own.

>>40562508
We don't talk about that here brother

>>40555694
I am happy you posted this, very well done Mister Monaghan

Im coming late to this shit but was everyone in the original thread just trolling or something?

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#40164082

>>40547206
idk how long nobody threads have been around /x/ but they were being posted on GodLikeProductions back in 2011.

>>40555706
I didn't cum for over 2 years and it didnt do shit but make me an anxious wreck,

In 2016 there was an ARG called BadSelfEater. It involved a dollar bill with Trump and Hillary on it and MAMMON written on the bottom. It had a lot of IRL elements, many of which were done by people on some recreational gun forum. There was also a website with a countdown. It had music from Apocalypto.

Anyway, this got pretty big here and on /pol/. It went on for about a month with the most popular theory being some sort of leak related to the US election.

There was a Twitch stream during the last hour or so of the countdown, and it reached around 3000 viewers.

Then it just wound up being some anti-abortion art project by a guy from that gun forum.

>>40576096
Yeah it does mean that. All the evidence points to it.

>>40555694
A really excellent message about the old times. Thank you, my friend. For the memories

>>40546994 (OP)
Everything. Most of these retards still don't realize how Everything is against God/ jesus

>>40555694
Good for you, Frank!!!

>>40578710
Delusional retard believes in a god.

>>40546994 (OP)
>What is the most retarded shit /x/ ever fell for?
Science.

Techno Tango / the song that doesn't exist was good fun, classic /x/ heritage and very similar energy to Roy Jay (albeit organic and not forced). Someone should make an exploitative viral youtube documentary about that.

>>40546994 (OP)
Birds are not real.