Hi, has anyone ever had a kundalini awakening? What do you think about it?

10/10 would highly recommend.

Everyone is connected through their crown chakra.

>>40552610
how can i keep the energy flowing? I smoke cigarettes and cbd weed now but i had a very bad psychotic episode. Also, do certain people trigger this process? i really liked i guy, on a soul level i recognized a lot of stuff in him but rationally i think it’s trauma bonding. It pops in my mind obsessively and i HATE IT. He’s not bad but i hate the fact that i can’t control myself about it

>>40552600 (OP)
also, i do not meditate. It was just crazy to be honest a lot of things happened

/,(|=+(`&/*)

>>40552732
sorry last text. I never really talked to this person or ‘knew her’, as i met him i felt who he was idk how to explain it

>>40552754
what

>>40552600 (OP)
A guy gave me a transmission but it failed lol. I felt it working but it produced extremely mundane results in my case, the guru was confused. I guess my energy pathways are super gunked up or something. So, I guess I haven't had an awakening yet. But I definitely will, one of these days,

>>40552799
H

I don't think there are more than maybe ten or so people alive who had one. I am not one of them. Probably no one else in this thread as well. Beware of false teachers.

>>40553019
indsight

>>40552888
Nobody can give you one though you have to piece it together in your soul first

>>40552732
>>40552888
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s_9FUEJ2Ac8

I made this video/energetic transmission to awaken and fully raise people’s kundalini. It’s not a dramatic experience because it clears the way for your energy so you don’t have to deal with the normal shaking or side effects that can happen. You’ll notice heightened intuition and perhaps some siddhis you’ll have to discover yourself. The current energetic transmission I post.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3pFLVlFcU14&pp=0gcJCb4JAYcqIYzv
Includes raising your kundalini on top of a very hard to explain astral internal alchemy.

>>40552600 (OP)
here we go with the muh kundalini meme again
look you fuckers, temporarily overloading your energysystem does not mean you've "awakened" or have made spiritual progress

>>40554638
lmao a sitar music will open your kundalini
fake and gay

>>40552600 (OP)
Have you ever passed out right as you orgasm only to wake up and find yourself in a ditch in the middle of nowhere?

>>40554729
Uh… no?

>>40554687
Thanks all-knowing one.

>>40554693
It’s not the sitar gumba but the energy transmitted along side it. You could listen to it with the volume turned off and it would still work.

I had it opened suddenly
Like actually very sudden
It was like hell, psychotic, I didn't understand what's going on, I heard voices mocking me "hahaha he thinks he knows the secrets of the universe" while I never claimed that
It felt like coming out of the grid and it was so fucking scary because evil spirits kept making me believe "they're coming for me"

It was su fucking unpleasant. I was strong enough to endure it to the end without asking for help. Then when it was over everything felt so different and I had to assimilate things I didn't believe before.

In the passing months sometimes that feeling of going out of the grid still wanted to make me feel terror at night, almost giving panic attacks. But I endured it to the end.

Now I'm in control.

And that's why the kundalini awakening should be assisted.

>>40554869
thank you so much, can i ask you how you controlled it? i’m finding a hard time organizing my life in general, let alone a spiritual awakening that i have no information about, are there any accademic sources about it? like reliable books about it just so i know where to start. Where i live there are no guru’s and as i go to therapy this contradicts the western rational point of view so i feel like my mind is split on two sides, they told me to not meditate for example
I have contradictory opinions about it, why would i deserve this experience? The way i started believing that people can get awakened was very egoic to be honest, idk what to do really i feel very lost and i’m afraid to lose my mind forever
sorry for the long text and thank you in advance

I used DXM, 72mg ADD meds, a micro dose of LSD and weed to momentarily experience one.

It went away after 2 days when I volunteered to "return" by freaking out on some weed.

I also got close using Benzos, DXM and DPH maybe some armodafinil in Egypt.

Tree(347)
Tree(347+-5) ⤴
...

I'm sorry about that by the way. Your Lot have a heavy Shadow. ZHĨMELĨNE and ShineLine wise.

>>40552732
You need to reconnect otherwise this will haunt you forever the link cant be broken just like that

yeah... my hips and jaw were shaking like crazy. i also felt, a different time, pulses of energies going up my spine, that one was cool. then i saw myself, during meditation because i was freaking out and needed to chill, as a blue Boddhisatva in a black and blue shimmering field..MY spot.

>>40556103
ok thank you, do you have suggestions?

>>40554687
fuck you shithead i’m not making this up, maybe it’s not an awakening and i’m being possessed HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW, it’s not just energy, fuck you again

remember, OP, everyones path is different. follow your own path, that is where you find truth and POWER, your OWN path. best to you and yours.

>>40556243
>it’s not just energy,
Um, wrong. everything is energy. its easier that way. think about it. xoxo

>>40554576
>this guy doen't know about Shaktipat

>>40556478
Had that but it did zero things.
The guy asked for money after but I wasn't aware that was a thing or I wouldn't have gone, so no money.

>>40556067
>DXM
Shhh... don't get it outlawed. Seriously, though, it can help initiate a KA. Not guaranteed, but it can open the door.

>>40556483
He may have been holding back because an intense Kundalini Awakening can cause symptoms which are nearly indescernable from psychosis. Gopi Krishna had one and was bedridden for a year afterwards, thinking he was going to die (source is pic rel). It's a serious thing. Read this: https://archive.org/details/kundalini-psychosis-or-transcendence_202306

>>40556103
Indeed link can’t be broken now I permanently see spirits and shiet even with meds. I thought I was the all father I put my whole left hand in fireplace lifting flaming piece of wood without any pain and put it back. I started talking to myself

>>40556511
thanks but I'm okay, I put the idea of deliberate activation aside and am just stacking so to say instead. I don't mind being a bit bottom-heavy and it's more stable and I suspect deeper the way I'm doing it.

(stacking, purifying, carving, elevating, liquifying - that kinda getup. not calling attention to myself lol.)

>>40556520
(i’m the OP i don’t know how to use 4chan sorry) shit, that’s awful, i hope everything can get more stable for you, i can’t even imagine how bad and unsettling it can get

>>40556547
but i feel and think about nothing, only weed can get things unblocked but honestly i’m afraid of getting psychosis again

>>40556250
thank you <3
i’ll try

>>40556041
Siddhartha laid out the way to navigate spiritual waters safely for everyone, I suggest starting there. Know that once your kundalini has awoken it will take you for a ride whether you want it or no. Be prepared to make serious changes in how you live your life, how you think, what you feel, and how you conduct yourself. You may no longer have the choice to return to practice and approaching life as a lay person. Best wishes anon.

>>40556699
uhm sorry again i’m a bit impulsive when i reply, still the OP, it’s not that i think about nothing they are mainly obsessive thoughts due to shame, regret, envy. I got a lot better but they aren’t even thoughts i just talk to myself and after the past years and how they went i feel very weak in certain days and it’s hard to overcome them or find the root and go back to reality

>>40556707
thank you very much i’ll do my research
i wish you all the best too

>>40556699
learn the basics of Theravda or Early Buddhist Texts and anapanasati if you want an example of a decent system for purification of the heart. it's very safe if you don't go into intensive solitude too early on or forcibly.

>>40556715
idk why i don’t fucking reply in one post ok but it’s either nothing or very very very fast thoughts

>>40556715
like this dhamma talk talks about, that's the cluster of schools / lineages I mean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGCn1FBhSxc

>>40556723
i’ve been in solitude for three years, not completely but 70% of the time yes because i live alone
i’ll try to find like a community farm job somewhere so i don’t think too much, stay with people and do a physical job rather than a mental one

It happened to me at the same time as demons were attacking me during a 40 day period of water fasting and I had an encounter with a cursed Luciferian object, which sent me down an unbearably painful path of sexual immorality that I had to overcome so I could be close to God as a winner. Sitting up at 3am cooming to hands free full-body orgasms looking at the most disgusting porn you can imagine... no thank you.

Hearing about hands free full-body orgasms would make normies and coomers jump to attention and try learning to do it. And yet it's the biggest black hole you could get trapped in. It's like leaving a big carrot cake outside a cartoon rabbit hole and telling him it's poison. Is he going to listen? Probably not.

My advice is that you have millions of better things to be curious about and should look in to any of them. Lose interest in paranormal because it's a hindrance to you. Aspire to the things above you and not to the growling garbage below you. To those who overcome, Jesus will give them 'the morning star'. Speculate on what that means if you want. Revelation 2:28. You aren't going to achieve anything trying to chase cummies all day.

Spiritual questions welcome or whatever idc

t: spiritual Rambo (I've seen / fought / overcome some shit you wouldn't believe).

>>40556741
same, I'm thinking of becoming an arborist (a skilled tree carer) but I can't let money take precedence in my thinking bc it's too chaotic and polluting.
but yes work that doesn't make you think is the best it gets b4 the point of not sucking so much to be liable to be forced to work for money like a glorified prozzy.

>>40556539
A bodhisattva.

>>40556776
>bodhisattva
kinds but I'm not convinced that what is called "delaying enlightenment" would involve the sacrifice of anything worth keeping. I think the material of the world and with it, embodiment is undervalued, and agree with the idea of human (re)births being precious but perhaps not with all the reasons for it being precious.

>>40556749
SHIT i can imagine how addictive that can be, i personally experienced it one time maybe but yeah i get what you’re saying
see, i was born a muslim, i’m still one, i’m not interested in this it just happened and i went to two exorcists and they told me i have nothing
i rely on god but i get obsessive and take with me some few crystals that i have, astrology, tarot cards online or from friends. As my third eye opened i saw what i think is my shadow and then after obsessing online i convinced myself they were jinns (they are not demons but energy) and felt things in my body that were very very weird i don’t even know how to explain it
i’m disconnected from spirituality
i will do my research, i will work in it, but honestly i’m so fucking tired that you can’t even imagine. I know i have a lot of analysis and i got better in a lot of things due to introspection but it’s like i’m only a shell and inside there is nothing, i broke every wall i had inside i don’t know how to explain it

>>40556758
wow it’s so nice, hope you’ll make it anon, thank you

>>40556829
uhm to correct myself for a second, sorry, like demons are also energy and everything is, i get it. Maybe they are stagnant one in me idk

>>40556828
Are you waiting?

>>40556832
kindreds ig c: hope you make it out of the workforce smoothly and keep up the moral(e) improoving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-53tzx69fM

>>40556851
I actually use the driver and chaser to delay Enlightenment

>>40556851
I have plenty to do, including cultivating patience ^^'

>>40556854
>driver and chaser
?
>>40556860
Sweet.

>>40556852
thank you very much, to find people aligned with me and to create something together is everything i hope for to be honest

>>40556871
It's a lost technology of the giants. It's hard to conceptually describe. You basically don't get rewarded for doing things that humans believe are rewarding. Then you form a sort of dopaminergic callous. Still figuring it out desu

>>40556829
No angel in the old testament has never visited one of God's friends and attacked them, they are always gentle and peaceful with words of encouragement.

*llah is the devil
Entered a cave and assaulted Mohammed
Threatened him and left sore bruises around his chest/shoulders
Forced him to start a religion
Rule 1 of Reject Jesus club is:
>you do not believe in His resurrection
Rule 2 of Reject Jesus club is:
>He isn't God's son

A few centuries later, now there's like 2 billion people outside the covenant with God with no way to escape the hell coming to Earth.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/38106812/#q38110276

>>40556932
Jesus says he is the way and the truth but you have to realize every religion says they are the true religion so either none of them are true or they all are

>>40556955
nta, that's a jump in reasoning

>>40556975
People use that quote of Jesus to justify their religious beliefs but don't think that Islam says the exact same thing, that it is the only way. It just baffles me how some people don't think

>>40556932
well fuck my fault for hoping you could be open minded and also my fault for oversharing, this is why i don’t like most of religious people, don’t assume what i believe or not because stuff like this isn’t meant to be taken literally in my opinion and they use it to control masses and create differences and induce fear, do your research on sufism and open up your mind to different point of views maybe?

>>40554576
>>40556483
"Nobody can give you that", this is incorrect, there are various methods to induce a kundalini awakening in someone else, some more gentle, others more violent. The one that did the transmission for me used a gentle method, and I definitely felt the transmission. But it seems I was not ready to absorb most of the transmission's effects.
In your case, it could be that you were also not ready, or that the guy you visited was a fraud.
>>40554638
>It’s not a dramatic experience because it clears the way for your energy so you don’t have to deal with the normal shaking or side effects that can happen.
This sounds strange because the shaking (kriyas) are supposed to be a symptom of clearing the energy system.

>>40556984
>do your research on sufism
Yes, some heretical men spinning in pretty dresses to worship something other than the creator of heaven and earth.

Btw, the info posted was to help, not to argue or insult.

No demon or Jinn ever ran away by someone shouting "I cast you out in the name of Zoroaster!" or "Buddha smite you!"

I thought you'd appreciate the info and get saved but it's not my problem.

Hadith 4953
>"Then the Angel held me (forcibly) and pressed me so hard that I felt distressed."
>"and the muscles between his neck and shoulders were trembling till he came upon Khadija (his wife)"

Funny, any angel sent by God, or Jesus Himself always told godly people to not be afraid. Show me one instance of an angel in the bible going to someone to threaten or grab them violently. You can't.

Jesus is Lord. Touch grass. Thank Jesus for grass. Amen.

>>40556955
>either none of them are true or they all are
Or 1 of them is true and the others are wrong. (1 is true). Praise God! (the Father of Jesus).

>>40556983
I know, but "they're all true or they're all false" doesn't follow from your premises.

>>40552600 (OP)
Be careful what you wish for. I know the itch to see that stuff is hard to scratch, but things can get quite difficult once you open that door. At least in my experience, it’s been highly challenging that at times I honestly thought I was losing my mind, it still happens, but I don’t regret it. Just be absolutely sure you’re ready because I thought I was and then it turned out to be a lot more difficult than I thought it would be.

>>40557029
maybe there's one, but it's deffo not christianity lmao

>>40557033
I suppose there could be one true religion and then others that say they are true but aren't, but there's no way to know what religion that could be. It could be Hinduism which teaches itself as the truth, it could be Christianity. My belief is that all religions that teach a worship of God lead to a good afterlife for the people who believe in them, which may offend Christians or Muslims who want everyone who isn't one of them to go to hell but I digress

>>40557036
it was about to happen, i was losing my mind and had a lot of energy in my chest and forehead, i knew i wasn’t ready and i stopped it two times, thank you tho

>>40557063
>but there's no way to know what religion that could be
... because?

>>40557063
i’m muslim but i don’t really know, i think that god presented itself differently based on environment and the people, but i think there is only one god

>>40556983
>that it is the only way
They say the shahadah which is (I will censor it):

- there is no 'GOD' (title) other than *llah (proper noun & one of the names of the d*vil)

Essentially it's not a real religion, it was set up to declare that a violent spirit must be worshiped, through violence, manipulation and intimidation.

No gentle/compassionate/loving being would ever grab you violently and demand you say those words. Not God, Q.E.D.

>>40557063
>I suppose there could be one true religion and then others that say they are true but aren't
Yes. The one true one is faith in Jesus. The literal historical Jesus that is one of the most widely documented person in history.

Isn't it funny that there's no muslims here illustrating the virtues of charity or good works.

Where is the Hindu sharing the good news of the giant train that will crush you if you're blessed enough to throw yourself under its wheels?

Where is the buddhist? Sitting under a tree because he doesn't give a shit about you.

Oh look, one of those stupid fundie christcucks again, coming in our threads trying to get us to spend eternity in paradise surrounded by millions of friends and family with no globohomo or demons or politics. BOOOOOO!

>>40557069
Because its dependent on the person to know what is true to them. Hence why the people of the Earth follow many different religions. Would you say that a group of millions or billions of people is wrong for believing something that is functionally the same as what you believe, just with a different name for God?

>>40557075
>i’m muslim
You follow a man who documented his experience of being physically attacked in a cave by an anti-Christ archon that left him with sore marks on his body.

And you think you're worshiping God. Sad. Many such cases.

>>40557108
>functionally the same
Stop making such bizarre claims. Pick any 4 religions and show me 4 things they all agree on. I will be picking apart your answers, so no low effort posts thanks.

>>40557075
Even polytheism has a Supreme God
>>40557082
Allah makes a lot more sense than Jesus imo.
>>40557091
Yes he actually existed, historians have confirmed this.

stop derailing op's thread you fucking faggots

>>40557119
>*llah makes a lot more sense than Jesus imo.

One attacked Mohammed.

The other visited many towns during his life time, healing people, feeding them and telling them how to get to heaven, how they should be good people and how special they are.

You sound completely delusional.

>>40557118
Ok let me try,
>be kind to others
>give charity
>worship God
>work diligently
>the soul is eternal
5 because thats a more godlike number. I think they all have this in common, except maybe Buddhism, which is more philosophy than religion

>>40557123
Ok to answer ops question no I don't think I've had a kindling awakening
>>40557131
You don't know what Allah is, he's not a demon, he's just yahweh by a different name. Jesus doesn't make sense to me because he didn't save the world like the messiah is supposed to do

>>40552732
Gretchen?

>>40552732
if you want something.even milder than CBD weed there's hemp tea - it's just hemp and safe to smoke. cheaper too. imo breaks are healthy even for that much, but I could be doing better at that w.r.t. tobacco and caffeine myself.

>>40557109
ignorant

>>40557181
thank you i’ll try!

>>40557155
?

>>40557214
rember organic food store, you want it to be clean.
I got like 40g for 6 euros iirc.

>>40557220
If it is if no significance to you, nevermind. Looking for something.

>>40557135
Jews don't work, let alone diligently. That's what goy cattle are for. They don't give to charity, they occasionally have a rabbi throw pennies at them on special occasions. They certainly aren't kind.

That's 1 religion debunked.

Buddhists don't worship God and they seek to return to source, so you can't really argue they think their soul is eternal.

That's 2 debunked.

>>40557123
They send the bots and shills when spicy topics like kundalini or nei gong are mentioned.

>>40557196
Hey dumbo kiss my ass. Mohammed was attacked in a cave by an archon/jinn and kicked off an anti-Christ religion.

Had one, accidentally, triggered by mixing MJ with adhd meds and ptsd.

Dont recommend it. Just overloads your nervous system, makes you see a bunch of crazy shit, hyperactive imagination.

https://youtu.be/sDi40FQcaIU?feature=shared

This is very helpful.

Dont worry about the afterlife, or religion. Just be kind to each other.

>>40557528
that’s what i’m doing to be honest
for me it’s a big trigger due to my background but to be honest it’s useless to try to find an answer, i’m young and i should have fun and live my life
thank you anon for the advice, we should only try to do out best. To be kind with ourselves and others

>>40559566
our* (sry)

>show a muslim he's worshiping the devil using his own scripture
>just ignores it
"ahhh but i thought your name was *llah why am i in hell???"

>>40554766
lol you think putting a video pattern on a screen is an energetic transmission
hahaha, good one

>>40556041
>they told me to not meditate for example
this is typical advice for when you've simply overdone it and gone too far
dumbasses fucking around with kundalini stuff without having high meditative accomplishment as a prerequisite

>>40556243
kids, read this one again a few times, slowly
this is the same reason you dont let your 4 year old play with matches on the bed

>>40552600 (OP)
>Electricity shooting through my body leaving me a writhing mess slowly driven mad by the old masters speaking things no one will ever know. 0/10 it sucked and I'm glad I got it over with.

>>40556715
I've spent so much time trying to coach people on the basics that I havent bothered to learn what to tell yous who have gone and fucked around and found out
this is house of the rising sun tier shit, dont fuck around without being prepared

>>40556723
rather often, even simple stuff like anapanasati triggers shit in people who blew a k hole in their head
most commonly I've seen advice along the lines of get out in nature a lot, eat a ton of meat, do not do any spiritual practices at all whatsoever

>>40556829
>i broke every wall i had inside i don’t know how to explain it
for the reader, shit like this is why you do the foundational stuff first before fucking around with powerful practices that you might not handle well

>>40556932
>resurrection
go proselytize elsewhere
reminder that the heart stopping for 3 days is a deep part of the internal alchemy process
as is most other stuff seen in the pharasitical rewrite known as christianity
which isnt really jesus-ism

>>40557036
>Be careful what you wish for
an old friend of mine wished and wished and wished for spirits to visit him
well, when they finally came, they wouldnt leave his entire fucking family alone and bothered the ever living shit out of all of them
he wound up having to call on some help to get rid of the visitors since he wasnt cultivated enough to do so on his own
caveat emptor

>>40557099
>YOLO!
fuck off, faggot

>>40552600 (OP)
It is the best. But i won't spoiler you.

>20mg THC Gummy
>40mg Prozac simultaneously
>???
>Profit

Best be prepared to face your shit if you're gonna do this.

>>40559869
i didn’t meditate on kundalini or research on it, stuff just happened

>>40559883
didn’t fuck around about it, it happened after reading jung and i didn’t even know what it was desu

>>40560131
>I did absolutely nothing at all to trigger this, it just spontaneously happened that all these kundalini syndrome symptoms just started up
ngl this is a bit difficult to believe

>>40559865
It’s one of my siddhis. I can put energetic transmissions in videos, images, etc that affect morphogenetic fields amongst other things. Requires meditating on subject for a certain amount of time.

>>40560131
>>40560649
It can happen actually, and also if your energy system is overactive but imbalanced, meditation can increase difficulties since it mobilises even more energy. Typically meditation pulls energy to the head, but if the crown chakra is operating at limited capacity, the energy just pools and pools there and causes headaches, hallucinations etc. So it's common advice to stop or reduce meditating until the crown chakra opens up more.

>>40562255
thank you! I will

>>40554869
Somewhat similar experience. It happened spontaneously for me, it felt like. I was just chilling, meditating, then all of a sudden there was this pyroclastic rush of heat and air from the bottom of me out through the top of my head. It moved slowly up, with intention, almost pausing briefly at all the points. Luckily there were 2 golden entities with me when it happened, so I didn't have to endure the mocking as you did. But I had no idea what was going on, for weeks later I was genuinely scared my soul had been sucked out of me while at the same time on this wooshy buzzing high. Strange days.

>>40552600 (OP)
yes actually
anytime you practice spiritual techniques with honest intent you can have a breakthrough
typically breakthroughs are small moments of epiphanies
but sometimes they can be huge
one time i surrendered anxiety for like 3 weeks straight and had a massive breakthrough of my crown chakra energy where i literally used my invisible willpower to change external circumstances in the world

I got it started, it went halfway up my spine and I freaked out and stopped it. Probably a wise move.

>>40565972
You’ll never evolve that way.

>>40567703
True, gotta milk it

>>40559890
if you do it by the suttas just the reading will provide so much to digest that you'll be half a year down the road ez before you even make a real start on any technique, and that's not a bad thing
it'll take even longer if you don't already have a way to access the suttas prepared

>>40559890
also that guy is already working outside and alone a lot, idfk about "eating a ton of meat" buddhist practice is vegetarian, and "just blanket do not practice" is definitely bad advice.

>>40553081
>I don't think there are more than maybe ten or so people alive who had one. I am not one of them. Probably no one else in this thread as well. Beware of false teachers.
I'm on the scoreboard, nothing is free, a price will be paid. Fasting/Praying/Meditation/Pain (physical/emotionial) helped me during the process

>>40552600 (OP)
lets go, fucks

>>40552600 (OP)
bump

>>40554638
If listening to a transmission is too hard you can read the Kriya Yoga Exposed series which is phenomenal. I’d recommend the Win Hoff method as your pranayama beforehand so you can hold your breath for 5+ minutes easily while holding Maha Bandha.

>>40562255
wow
>02a4p

>>40570305
pipe down, grasshoppa
been around long enough to see these things happen and what experienced people gave as advice to counteract it
screw up badly enough in certain ways and yeah, it kinda precludes you from practicing certain things

>>40570970
>I’d recommend the Win Hoff method as your pranayama beforehand so you can hold your breath for 5+ minutes easily
its nice and quiet during a breath hold
but hypoxia is never very far away
mastering anapanasati conveys the ability to get this quiet, and quieter, to the point where yin transforms back to yang
in a sustainable way
wim hof breathing should also be balanced with stillness
and too much extreme cold harms the kidneys, so while the showers are great, getting in glacial pools is too extreme

>>40552600 (OP)
yeah it's easy and fun! the cool people are having them all the time now!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw

>>40557012
Genesis 19 12-26 and I'm sure there's more. Learn to read the book.
>But God destroyed the city, not the angels
It clearly says "we are going to destroy the city" as spoken by the angels followed by the angels not destroying zoar upon lot's request to them directly, not god

>>40557012
Acts 12:23 as well actually

>>40557064
This nigga pressing b during evolution lmao

All the testimonies are cool and all, but where is the definitive guide on how to achieve one? I've browsed the subreddit, i've watched videos, i've lurked threads, but everything I try leads me nowhere. What is a 100% surefire way to get me to achieve an awakening?

Hard mode: Don't feed me stuff like "you aren't ready" or "you'll get hurt" or yada yada yada. I want to achieve kundalini awakening by any means possible (no drugs, no summoning spirits) as soon as possible

>>40552600 (OP)
Yea.

Don't do that shit.

>>40552600 (OP)
I suspect cerebrospinal fluid is involved given the sensation experienced in the spine.

>>40571943
>I've browsed the subreddit, i've watched videos, i've lurked threads, but everything I try leads me nowhere.
You need to put all that you've read into practice

>>40567703
I remember how I did it. I will do it again when the time is right.

>>40552600 (OP)
its a trap, once you open it you can't close it.
it will drive you to your death

>>40571943
did you sit in full lotus for 8 hours a day every day for years?

>>40571132
>went from "don't practice at all" to "you're precluded from practicing certain things"
try to be consistent o algo

Why do I get the shakes during a kundalini rising? High vibrations throughout my body. Anyone know? Is it even normal?

>>40552600 (OP)
It felt like an initiation into darkness, something like the opposite of an "NDE"with God or light. NDEs are like dying in the light, and Kundalini is like goddess experience or "dying" in darkness.

but in a complementary way, as an alchemical process or yin yang

>>40554638
That kundalini video is as legit as it gets. Thank you. I hadn't felt anything like that in years. I wasn't even focusing.
Do you have one against curses? I've got a friend who I'm sure is slowly getting possessed. I tried to help her and felt a pretty mean energy. Really weird vibes. I feel like I want to cleanse myself after trying to heal her. I feel I can't really fix what she has.

>>40575727
Thank you, I really appreciate that. You’re welcome. I haven’t made a curse breaking video yet but I have been meaning to. I’ll try to have it out sometime today or tomorrow if I can.

>>40572846
Back when I was really intent on getting a KA I was meditating and doing the recommended exercises for an hour or so everyday for about a week. But nothing ever happened so I gave up

>>40573281
No, a little over an hour is the most i've spent meditating since trying to achieve KA

>>40575727
Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYq_bSulqE

>>40576488
Scratch that last video I hated the background design and it was getting at me so I redid the background. Sorry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-p7jNJmEWE

So many replies are you niggas even worth for this power?

Are you worthy of kundalini?

>>40576579
Thanks for both!

>>40576746
You're very welcome.

>>40571943
then you'd best develop the proper safety mechanism and get a decently good mastery of anapanasati and stillness
once you have a good measure of that under your belt and can average 30 second breaths at least, then you can start to consider your prep work to have some decent basis
if you're serious about this then do it safely and always follow up all active meditation exercises with copious amounts of stillness
its the only proper way to balance and integrate the energies raised

>>40574038
at least try to understand the context in which those things were said

>>40574062
you're overloading your nerves
this is a deviation and is corrected by having the proper compliment of stillness to round out the practice
recommend spending a month or three working on stillness before getting back to it

>>40575727
you'll need to be decently well achieved before having enough energy potential to nullify that

>>40576042
>doing the recommended exercises for an hour or so everyday for about a week. But nothing ever happened so I gave up
that ain't jack for time put in, unfortunately
think of it this way, you need to arrange the conditions for something to happen
if you dont, the chance that thing happens has an exceedingly small probability
you cant make it directly happen,
you need to arrange the conditions and if things line up then the thing manifests
it took me a year of troubleshooting before I figured stillness out properly, then another 3 months to make the fruits of that manifest
a week isnt even enough time for a habit to be well formed and gain some habit-energy-momentum
the building of energy happens in small increments and happens more solidly with good habit energy behind it

>>40576593
Everyone is :3

>>40577557
Piece of cake.

>>40552610
I heard it feels like a cobra jamming itself up your taint into your body. thats a 10/10 for you?

I've never tried this before but I would like to try it out. I'm very interested in spiritual topics. How would you recommend someone start if they want an awakening but doesn't know anything about the topic? What are the steps? I've been through things you couldn't even comprehend so don't try to scare me away please

>>40578626
That was definitely not what it felt like for me.

>>40579053
First step is read the thread.

>>40554869
you are schizophrenic

>>40556983
Most people are genuinely Unable to process someone else having different beliefs from themselves and religions in general well the old testament was a book so certain its church would be taken over by the forces of evil it is mindboggling how little consideration of the possibility Christians have like wise Muhammad died the exact way he said he would if he outright made up the word of god

Both faiths have failed to realize their living through a lot of the avoidable consequences their own holy books warned them about and have just ended up trying to rationalize them as gods will despite both outright failing badly enough their adherents are pretty much all going to hell even if their particular gods were right

Religion in general has a huge problem of purposely blocking out even considering worst case scenarios Christianity's own holy book actually read critically gives very little reason to believe jesus actually is the prophesied Messiah the parable of the worthless Shepard in particular a passage as explicitly about that figure as biblical symbolism gets conflicts with what jesus was entirely to match that prophecy jesus would have had to murder three lords of the romans and get lynched by Israelites ignorant of their own oppression before being claimed among the number of the people he fucking murdered

Religion in general is a fucking shitshow

>>40556989
A particular problem with seeking kundalini awakening is a far easier phenomenon often mistaken for it and genuinely just an earlier part of doing the process right such it has to be gone through to reach kundalini proper

Its subtle enough and directly in the proper path enough it can be missed absent knowing how to watch for it in particular if you have any real time invested in even a half effective practice it can easily have happened without notice

And the awakening difficulty between this phenomena and the kundalini proper is immense I doubt many in the occult could actually force a kundalini proper the energy needed would be on par with casting a video game spell on demand need to be around John Chang's (mo pai) level to even begin.
However forcing that earlier phenomenon is another matter entirely crude techniques can awaken it in only months and proper techniques can allow self awakening in a day if a transmission could be felt without frying your mind it must have been looking to awaken the earlier phenomena in someone who had failed to notice it already happened

You can find more info about this process in the little book of Hercules for a quick overview that earlier stage itself is the inspiration behind the baptism ritual it gives you one of the greatest states of qi clarity an occultist will ever get until well after reaching kundalini proper and tends to feel like water washing down onto the body from the top of the head in contrast kundalini is like a pipe bomb in the guts that blows open a path for qi into the head

Cleansing the channels proper is something that's more or less dead in spiritual schools nowadays the eastern schools lost the theoretical understanding of what that meant to even dare approaching that barrier anymore and the west finds it unthinkable that original sin could refer to an observation of the human condition even by just purely moral thought

>>40582599
>proper techniques can allow self awakening in a day
smdh
>f a transmission could be felt without frying your mind
dude have you ever even had a transmission, this reads like juvenile daydreaming
I've had a bunch from a bunch of qualitatively different sources
the shen level ones did get tiring after an entire weekend straight where it was like a lighthouse in the midbrain
but lol, frying your mind as a way to advance the student
that's just irresponsible to do too much of the student's work for them, the accomplishment isnt truly theirs
always best to do your own work despite some master's abilities to give your practices a boost
but to go as far as opening shit people arent even ready for...I mean that's basically what I'm cautioning everyone about itt
dont do shit like k without also doing the prerequisites, its just dumb to do it any other way
>Cleansing the channels proper is something that's more or less dead in spiritual schools nowadays the eastern schools lost the theoretical understanding of what that meant to even dare approaching that barrier anymore
certain schools got the goods, other schools, got other things
>and the west finds it unthinkable that original sin could refer to an observation of the human condition even by just purely moral thought
except what you're referring to is definitely acquired and not original

>>40582599
>dont do shit like k without also doing the prerequisites, its just dumb to do it any other way
a master is shit if he's going overboard and forcefully opening shit unnaturally for beginner students, reader beware anyone who offers to do this for you at any sort of beginner stage, telling you that you can make really really fast accomplishments quick in this way
I dont fuck with k as I respect it and its not in my box of proper tools for me personally
but as I learned it well at some point along the way and didnt go too far with it on purpose, well, its why I caution

>>40575727
If you listen to this video face your palms toward yourself and think consciously “let me feel my fully awakened kundalini” afterwards your palm chakras will let you experience the energy. Everyone experiences the energy a little bit differently so how it will feel to you might be different to how another person feels it. You can also scan gems, crystals, and any other object.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yIDIcn617wQ

>>40580230
Thats good to hear. I was reading a book by a lifelong energy healer. Might have been Robert Bruce and thats how he described it.

>>40584498
>fully awakened kundalini” afterwards your palm chakras will let you experience the energy
newfag this has nothing to do with kundalini

>>40587236
The point that post makes is everyone wonders did I have a kundalini experience? Is it fully awakened? Now you can confirm yourself.

>>40552600 (OP)
A good 90% of people who claim to have had one are either lying or need meds. The other 10%? Dunno

>>40552732
sex magik, yoga stretches, caliesthenics, pranayama, concentration on one of the chakras.

what i really, really want to do, is
find/lure in a pisces sun/aqua moon or vise versa pure woman (pisces, they just seem to plop into ones lap, thats why i said lure, baka) and work together the ways of occult architectural subjects, like for example sexual tao á la the ideas of mantak chia, with the energy 8 flow from one body to another and vise versa.
to "spit" my energy to her; let it stew and let it enjoy her for a day or three and then she returns it back to me and so on and so on.
to bond or even merge our souls for the duration of eternity, experience any and all sorts of pleasures of all the planes together in the eternal moment (if you know)
to have 6 for 40 or was it 42 days? to gain occult powers of the manifestation and others? i rember some /b/ thread where a woman explained her extreme experiences of 6 for a month everyday without energy release, crippling them with massive back pains and being newborn again (if any anon got the cap, pls provide)
to feel at/in one, in harmony and synchrony and love
to make all sorts of different bodily (lewd) _things_
to feel their pulse of their heart _down_ there and that she can feel my pulse _down_there
and feel twosomeness, she my queen and i her king, she my goddess and i her god and so on and so on.
and many more things

to bad im such an icy, cold wind. many women are paralysed or intimidated by me. it is sad too, because i have rather high standards (you must be interesting and stay interesting for me and pure) and tainted by way too much knowledge (ppl are dumbfounded after 10min of talks ), yet a still balanced soul.
im sorry for yapping anons. you are the only ones that atleast have an open ear and can comprehend the skitzo ramblings
>>40556723
>intensive solitude
uooh. 7 years of solitude for me, but i dont yearn for the profane masses.

>>40552600 (OP)
Bump cause that other thread is schizo garbage.

Bump

Yeah, it was an unpleasant experience. It was unexpected and and felt like a hot, painful push through me from ass to head then out. It was physical pain, but it moved rather quick. Felt like I had a flush or fever. I was a cunt for about a year, genuinely a worse person than I started with after it. Even got fired on account of being a cunt. Much better now.