/NG NOBODY GENERAL
WASSUP YALL,
YOU CAN CRASH HERE IF YOU LIKE, people come here to speak about things, some want to make a name for themselves, others trying to prove a point, and the rest WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
We spend hours collecting books, truths, arts and memorize every single detail, beating every level, perfecting every single instrument.
THE NOBODY SURPASSES EVERYTHING YOU CAN EVER DREAM OF AND YET THEY CONSTANTLY WANT TO BE HIM.
THIS THREAD IS WHERE THE NOBODY WILL PROVE HE IS THE NOBODY WITH A SINGLE POST.
enjoy.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:44:50 AM
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>wanting to crash on earth
kek
it is all about love experience m8 bloody kek!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:52:20 AM
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>>40564291
respond to me stop ignoring me i know you know whats going one start helping me
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:53:04 AM
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you can't see what the nono sees
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:53:27 AM
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>>40564281
I actually have no idea what's going on.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:53:54 AM
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>>40564301
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU NOBODY?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:54:56 AM
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WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:55:53 AM
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>>40564292
I'm supposed to die but they won't let me
https://youtu.be/4t9mGOFTLvc
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:56:17 AM
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>>40564290
Jack Black is a secret wizard, confirmed?!
A Slave of God
6/20/2025, 2:56:43 AM
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>You can’t be articulate and disabl—
>You kinda cute or somethin—
SILENCE. SNEED.
WHY WONT THEY GIVE THE NOBODY WHAT HE WANTS?
>>40564305
i hate this situation, im trapped, i cant even express myself, i can barely talk, i hate this
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:59:08 AM
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are you an angel or a demon
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:59:08 AM
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>>40564314
Are you doing a psychosis?
Sounds like a psychosis.
This should fix it.
https://youtu.be/FPoKiGQzbSQ
Anοnymοus
6/20/2025, 2:59:38 AM
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>>40564330
>>40564313
The nobody wants money and sex.
A Slave of God
6/20/2025, 2:59:41 AM
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Just remember shitposting is a valid coping mechanism when combined with medication
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:00:11 AM
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I hope throwing me under the bus is worth the sub count.
like, comment, share and subscribe.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:00:18 AM
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>>40564343
>>40564323
If that's what he wanted, he'd be easy to control
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:01:27 AM
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>>40564349
Is it really necessary every single day
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:02:04 AM
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ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?
ARE YOU ALONE?
HOW ARE YOU?
DID YOU EAT OR DRINK TODAY?
ARE YOU A FED?
ARE YOU A NOBODY?
DO YOU LIKE THESE QUESTIONS?
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING RIGHT NOW?
HOW FAST DID YOU READ THIIS?
DID YOU NOTICE THE TWO Is IN THE LAST SENTENCE?
GO AHEAD AND MASH YOUR KEYBOARD FULL OF RANDOM WORDS!
WHAT DOES THE NOBODY MEAN TO YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO THE NOBODY?
DO YOU LOVE THE NOBODY?
A Slave of God
6/20/2025, 3:02:24 AM
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>>40564330
No because if I had money and sex I wouldn’t feel beholden to the one granting me it, rather, I’d immediately begin hedging my bets and securing my independence as soon as possible to the tune of around $67million, then fuck off to Patmos or something and die alone (or with one huzbendo)
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:03:13 AM
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>>40564336
>ill get you
" :scream_cat: ill wait..."
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:03:33 AM
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>>40564232 (OP)
There's a /div/ AU where Cheswick is a man.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:03:54 AM
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>>40564338
The Nobody is secretly Jesus Christ.
These generals are a Christian conspiracy to get people to worship Jesus without consent before the end times.
https://youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
