Thread 40566822

My passenger door on my car has been fucked since the last 2 years and can't be opened. Is this why I've not had a gf? Could the universe be closing it off from me because my door is literally closed off?

>>40566822 (OP)
Could be. Do you recall seeing the CIA thing saying they have people in all different career fields including car mechanics or body shop workers. The cia or someone could have intentionally damaged your car. This is especially likely if you’ve been a targeted individual in gangstalking.

>>40566861
Holy schizopost. I fucked it up myself actually schizonon.

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>>40566880
Surely there is a correlation between my passenger door(women are passenger princesses) being closed off, and me not getting a fuck sla- I mean gf.

>>40566867
Ok that’s good I guess. I’ve heard people say something like you should only sleep on half the side of your bed if you want to find a partner and other things like that. To live as you already have got what you want. So yea get your shit together and fix your car Anon. Women are much harder to please than fixing cars. Have you ever thought that maybe God is looking out for you and doesn’t want you to get tied down by some ungrateful bitch? I’m waiting till after WW3 at least. Maybe women will be more modest grateful and humble after that.

>>40566905
God can't have been protecting me for my entire 24 years. I thunk I just suck at women.

>>40566822 (OP)
Lmao no. You're literally just a stupid fucking retard. Probably an ez fix if you'd stop being a lazy fat cunt

>>40567228
Nooo, the side panel is pushed up against the door and keeping it from opening fully.

>>40566822 (OP)
No, not just that, for that to close her off, it would need to be said that you let them through that door into your life before it broke AND then if you said it's ok I'm sick of bitches

Girls come into groups bro, if your gf group where they all partners you have fuck em all to open the group... Or get a group everyone fights over a chick and dominate the "turn" in the group

>>40566905
>I’m waiting till after WW3 at least.
What makes you think anyone is gonna survive that?

>>40567233
so open that fucker up and hammer it back into shape. just do it.

>>40566861
They're in the walls.
They're coming to get you and your tonsils.

>>40566880
Right?
>Hurr durr X or Y happened. Is tis PaRaNoRmAl?

>>40567422
/x/ dies many times a day