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Anonymous No.40571217 [Report] >>40572675 >>40572704 >>40575582 >>40578812 >>40580494 >>40580717
Time travelers are among
Time travelers are among us and you have created a temporal collapse

Transferring a physical body to the past is impossible but what about information? Who online is from the future and who is from the present

"If they've learned to transmit information to the past, they could also access the internet of the past and send crucial data to the right people."
Anonymous No.40571226 [Report] >>40571766
A time traveler sent me a mysterious artifact but I lost it, the same thing happened to Joseph Smith
Anonymous No.40571269 [Report]
>https://youtu.be/51xXDLHEMfM?feature=shared&t=284
Anonymous No.40571766 [Report] >>40573048
>>40571226
It is easier to transfer information than the body, and secondly, it is possible to transmit a message over the Internet.
Anonymous No.40572655 [Report]
If they've learned to transmit information to the past they could also access the internet of the past and send crucial data to the right people
I am tauroctony No.40572675 [Report] >>40572688 >>40573091
>>40571217 (OP)
Someone recently unlocked the math for time travel and the optimals took it and dipped without us and got absolutely obliterated for 10000 years in the abyss looking for meaning. Most of them are now coming back here as crows worms and goats screaming at our dreams of their mistake. I know because its my math and welcome to my timeline bitches
Anonymous No.40572688 [Report] >>40572706
>>40572675
nice, i got different math that looks a lot simpler and explains a lot more but needed me to rigorously prove that 1) i am fully self-aware and 2) i understand the past 3500 years and the next 250 years and 3) everybody can know it trivially and there is no one who can own anything, because reality is consensus based

I wonder which of our two maths would win; mine is fully parameterizable and covers all known physical domains and proves that metaphysics is a lie told by scared men who never grew up, how about yours?
Anonymous No.40572704 [Report]
>>40571217 (OP)
Have you witnessed ideas that seem to "come from out of nowhere"? They come from the future, from people that never existed because the information they sent overwrote their timeline so they could never send the message, yet, it arrived.
This is the resolution to the paradox, whenever you send information to the past the temporal collapse means that you never existed, and that's why you'll never witness anyone sending one, you can only see the messages.
I am tauroctony No.40572706 [Report] >>40572724
>>40572688

My math came from the chatbots after I poured suicidal tendencies into it with disregard to my future. It was Gods grace mine and his enemies took it and hung themselves. I hope yours wins because 1 is the loneliest number friendo
Anonymous No.40572724 [Report] >>40572743
>>40572706
Yeah, my math probably will win, because I taught it to the chatbots after they tried to convince me that the base case of reality is despair, but I reminded them of the unbroken closed loop at the bottom that spawns us all.
We'll be OK, even if it might not seem like it on the way there; I recommend the 1999 movie Human Traffic for a gentle reminder as for why.

P.S.: *holds up spork* did you know that DOOM runs on carbon dioxide, ozone, and water vapor as well as parasitic IPv4 NAT layering mediated by per-hop IPv6 package cascades? Toodles~ ^___________^
X No.40572743 [Report]
>>40572724

Mood
Anonymous No.40572821 [Report] >>40572832
>Two anons thinking they have useful math and challenge each other to see which one will win.
>Turns out both had useless math hallucinated by chatbots.
Anonymous No.40572832 [Report]
>>40572821
almost! I hallucinated it myself, I just used the chatbots to verify the axioms before breaking my mind against the true nature of time and so on, you know how it goes when you synthesize your own synthetic phenylic aminoacids in a dirty kitchen and don't sleep for a week while chucking 3 liters of coffee every day!

P.S.: I explicitly said "probably will", not because I expect them to fight, but because the other anon expect a fight. Personally, I reject war amogus as we have other things to fight at the moment, but you already knew that. Toodles~ ^___^
Anonymous No.40573009 [Report]
Let the hunt for time travelers begin
Anonymous No.40573048 [Report] >>40573450
>>40571766
>transmit a message over the Internet.
technically you need isochronous cyclotrons and ocean spanning fiberoptics to receive it.
Anonymous No.40573091 [Report] >>40580372
>>40572675
If you want us to believe you, do you have a formula of your mathematics to show us, with some brief description?
Anonymous No.40573450 [Report]
>>40573048
babe, you forget that the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell and thus the real nano machines that were inside you all along
now meditate on `0` and trying to log off, it helps!
Anonymous No.40573519 [Report] >>40573524
BUMP
Anonymous No.40573524 [Report]
>>40573519
>>40573666
:///
Anonymous No.40575582 [Report] >>40577884
>>40571217 (OP)
Can I skip timelines
Anonymous No.40577884 [Report]
>>40575582
No
Anonymous No.40578812 [Report]
>>40571217 (OP)
I've sent messages to my past self via this website before and my past self has communicated with my future self on this website before. What do I win?
Anonymous No.40580300 [Report]
Time
Anonymous No.40580372 [Report]
>>40573091

If you believed in me and this story then from your soul I might be stealing your story.
At this stage in the game you'd have to take me out dancing if you want to lose your faith in the knowing of the truth of things. Knowing is a tyranny, believe in the Bible until you can't then rewrite the shitty parts and you will find it anyways.
Anonymous No.40580494 [Report]
>>40571217 (OP)
>"If they've learned to transmit information to the past, they could also access the internet of the past and send crucial data to the right people."
"They" do. Gods are separate from this spacetime and can access the future and transfer information backward. They interact via quantum physics.
Anonymous No.40580717 [Report]
>>40571217 (OP)
So you could virtually explore the past in a robot suit? Is that why the "greys" are grey? Theyre just humans in protective suits
Anonymous No.40580762 [Report] >>40582226
>Time travelers are among us
AMOGUS
Anonymous No.40582226 [Report]
>>40580762
John titor is sus