If you think this is ridiculous, imagine worshipping a brown skinned goblin bitch telling you that are in debt to Saturn and can only be relieved of your debt through him, king of the Jews. You just need to let him inside you. Just say the word and the king of the Jews will come inside you and relieve you of your debt to your Saturn. You've been a bad sinner and you need a Jew in your life. You need a special friend to walk beside you at all times. You need Jewsus for a handler, accept Jewsus, let Jewsus inside you, you are in debt to Saturn and only Jewsus will save you from your debt, let Jewsus tell you how to live your life and you will be saved from your debt to Saturn, you will get into the exclusive Jewish paradise with Saturn and Jewsus forever
>>40572377 (OP)You nailed it. Now drink or gtfo my bros rock
>>40572377 (OP) J*ws and their herd of Christtards are the original sand niggers my fren, this is nothing new. How they got Europeans to support their retardation I'll never know
>>40572377 (OP)And you think I wasn't saying stupid garbage like this before I got saved? Cringe and boring. Zero shock value.
Christians are demon worshiping pedos. I thought everyone knew that.
>>40572398The priestly class lacks faith but they love the free money and respect it brings them. Then they indoctrinated me and everyone else into it from an early age. They figure that we are better off being their sheep than on our own or someone else’s. There is no solution to all our problems and everyone is too cowardly to do anything that might give them a run for their money.
>>40572377 (OP)bro if it's not real, why are you so mad about it?
Jesus is Lord, bub, sorry - nothing you can do about that.
christcucks always cry about how “mad” you are for mocking their faith — meanwhile, they’re the ones seething in the comments, spamming scripture and mental gymnastics trying to patch up their cracked belief. that’s the razor in action: real faith doesn’t need to freak out when questioned or mocked. if you have conviction, you don’t get triggered — you just know. the second someone has to scream, quote, or rage online to defend their belief, it proves their faith is fragile, insecure, and built on midwit cope. they’re not defending god. they’re defending the paper-thin lie they tell themselves so they don’t break down and scream into the void. midwit NPC meltdown every single time.
My messianic figure is cooler and also caucasian
COME ALONG WITH ME
HAIL THE BLUE COMET
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