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BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573417 >>40573423 >>40573777 >>40573995 >>40574428
Who is snacks?
OK ill tell you.

Snacks is the snake inside of your body that has 500 million neurons and has a brain of his own.

Often molested by your hands, he waits inside of you known as the inner child and eternal youth.

How you awaken snacks is by eating Chakra Fruit, also known as Prana, or the apple of Eden.

Most men cannot Swallow air because of their Adams apple blocking the passage way, which is why most men slowly die before women do, because men cannot Swallow air as effectively without practicing expanding the passageway.

Things you need to know
>the gut has 500 million neurons
>the gut has a brain
>the guts second brain needs oxygen
>it's called the gut brain axis
>he's your younger self

The gut has the same mental capacity as a Yorkshire Terrier, and the apple of eaten feeds his brain.

If you don't Swallow air today, you could develope a mental issue inside of your gut, which is why most elderly people get dementia.

Swallow air and good luck!

Desu!
Anonymous No.40573423 >>40573432 >>40573484
>>40573417 (OP)
this is disturbing ill admit
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573432 >>40573444
>>40573423
You have to take care of the mini you who was your inner child the whole time or else you grow into an angry elderly person that becomes a walking zombie!!!

:OOOO

Swallow air hombre and awake your inner child and second brain!!!

Both brains need oxygen broseph !!!

You need to Swallow air to stop growing old.

Also you need to drink mouthwash to kill the bacteria in your stomach.

:3
Anonymous No.40573444 >>40573451 >>40573453
>>40573432
do i need to drink bleach too to awaken my kundalinus?
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573451 >>40573813
>>40573444
Just listerine cool mind mouthwash.

You only need to drink anti bacterial soap mixed with water if you have flu like symptoms.
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573453
>>40573444
I sometimes drink Cif Anti Bacterial Spray mixed with water when I get sick and then my symptoms go away :)
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573464
>my gut right now
>LETS GO GET SNACKS!!!
>I WANT SPICEY CHICKEN SAUCE!!!

xD
Anonymous No.40573484
>>40573423
not OP but he's basically correct
you don't necessary need to swallow air, but you do need to eat lots of nutritionally empty fiber, because you colon is not a series of tubes, it's a knot of muscle, and if all you do is shovel maize paste, milk, and honey into yourself you will turn into a bloated ball of fecal impaction that cannot even walk up a flight of stairs.

P.S.: *holds up spork* did you know that lightning actually always strikes in the middle, and that striking a child means you are killing your future?
Anonymous No.40573777 >>40573843 >>40573963
>>40573417 (OP)
Ok thanks OP for the useful info. Now it's time for me to bring my snacks backs
Anonymous No.40573813 >>40573827
>>40573451
Mouthwash is kinda much, wouldnt pure liquor like vodka work just as well?
Anonymous No.40573827 >>40573839
>>40573813
Could work but without a mixer.

Mouthwash has meth and benzos so up to you broseph.
Anonymous No.40573833 >>40573845
Swallowing Air makes your whole thing sound retarded, remove that and you might be able to trick some retards in to joining ur weird cult
Anonymous No.40573839
>>40573827
mouthwash does not have meth in it
Anonymous No.40573843
>>40573777
the digits prove this post definitely counts
around snacks, never relax, someone might be trying to steal them and thus you need to be ready to defend your snacks from any would-be thieves or nappers of any kind...
Anonymous No.40573845
>>40573833
Its not a cult.

It's free medicine.

When you get possessed by an ancient reptilian you start your journey and shit out spirits.
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40573963
>>40573777
Have fun little one!
Anonymous No.40573995 >>40574389
>>40573417 (OP)
No. Men die sooner because their life is more stressful and they receive less medical support.
BRINGING BACK SNACX No.40574389
>>40573995
Did you try swallowing air into your stomach before typing this or nah...
Anonymous No.40574428
>>40573417 (OP)
I miss M<3<3t