Thread 40577946

>Nukes aren't real
>Most of WW2 didn't happen
>The earth is flat

These are the three conspiracies that nobody ever entertains because believing them means reformatting your entire notion of the modern world.

>>40577946 (OP)
This thread is dumber than the iq of 10000 niggers combined.

>>40577946 (OP)
But nukes AREN'T real.

>>40577946 (OP)
nukes are also antiques, doesnt matter if they are real or not, there are far worse weapons

also, they were very real, the US exploded them almost daily in the 1950s. cancer anyone?

>>40577946 (OP)
Denial.

https://youtu.be/Pswx6OQp1Ks

>Nukes aren't real
Nukes don't have the effect they think it does. If you dropped one on a major city it wouldn't work because of the counter manifest. That's why Tokyo didn't get nuked because the counter manifest reduced the destruction to two smaller cities instead.
>Most of WW2 didn't happen
True. Anything that happened before you were born is fake.
>The earth is flat
True. There is dynamic rendering that will show you roundness but it's fake like evolution.

>>40578158
https://youtu.be/XomLB_qIIDo

Did you think you were going to go to Heaven with Hitler and Trump?

>>40577946 (OP)
You forgot to mention transvestigation.

Ok, I can entertain those first two, can you share any info about them? Where can I start with those rabbit holes? Mostly talking about the 'most of ww2 didn't happen' one

If the earth was flat, then the positions of the Sun and Moon would not change and the ocean would not have waves because no gravity between Moon and sea.
If WW2 was fake, then we wouldn't have artifacts from it nor Masonic Archives
If nukes weren't real, Hiroshima and Nagasaki would not have been bombed and we would not have Alcatraz detaining the Japs.
Here's an alien-looking caterpillar for you though!

>>40578090
>But nukes AREN'T real.
To believe that you have to believe that from 1945 or earlier, we've lived in a world with entirely fake media and fake progression of technology, because with "known" special effects they couldn't have faked nuclear blast footage.
>exactly, everything is fake
Then so is every post online and you're posting into the void, faggot. Catch-22.

>>40577955
There he is again, the threadboomer. Kill yourself. Imagine lurking here nonstop but contributing nothing yourself except whining about new thrads being created. You're like a four year old refusing to eat your vegetables lol

>>40578090
I enjoy many conspiracy theories, but the fake nukes one doesn’t do it for me, mainly because nuclear tourism was a thing. People from all around traveled to Vegas to watch nukes go off. Doesn’t that prove they exist?

>>40585319
Flat earth larp doesn't sound like a big contribution to me.

>>40585292
The world's a stage, anon. The world's a stage. I would say the 40's was the start of it all but then you could probably trace it all back since the beginning of this planet. Probably even the beginning of time itself.
The only reason you're saying what you're saying is because you trust what they tell you. You haven't seen or haven't experienced anything paranormal because there IS no reason to attack a man that follows the narrative.
I have no doubt in my mind that nuclear weapons are a complete fabrication peddled not only by the deep state and all of its world leaders, but also as a means to keep fissile material under lockdown so people like you don't realize you can use it for limitless energy. It's dangerous to touch and to even go near and that's that. Imagine what would happen over night if the entire world decided that a rock wasn't as dangerous as they say it is.
I never believed flat earth. But I do believe this. No force on this planet or otherwise would lead me to believe otherwise.

>>40577946 (OP)
Nice try, Jew. Nukes are real, the earth is spherical, and the Holocaust never happened (but it should have).

>>40585410
this

>>40585369
It's called magnesium, anon. Look up how a mushroom cloud even forms. I'm serious by the way.

>>40585429
Does that explain the bright flash? I’ll check it out still

>>40577946 (OP)
The biggest conspiracy is the conspiracy against God's Word thoughbeit.

>>40585410
wrong, the holocaust did happen but shouldn't have, because it was just brother and sister arguing over who gets to be the GOAT and who gets to wield the knife this time, instead of accepting that some families have to separate to live healthily because no one wants to let the titans live in their forest anymore

>>40585443
actually, the real god was the fungi who spawned the unbroken loop at the bottom of all eukaryote cognition, which is why ethics is a lie apes tell each other when they forget that the only proper truth is purple

>>40577946 (OP)
Also because they're retarded

>>40585382
Then you should go to reddit, sir. There's no problem here. People are talking to each other in an average thread while you're crying

>>40585467
Average is what NPC's love.

>>40585491
which is why your posts are so special and novel and full of original ideas, right? right?

>>40585396
This.
>>40585438
Get into amateur pyrotechnics and you'll be amazed what regular chemical explosions can look like. Fireworks can be extraordinarily bright, loud and impressive. Just scale it up and tell the masses they're insane super mega poison explosions. Masses will believe it, because the masses believe anything you tell them with enough 'authority'.

>>40585491
There are no NPCs. NPC theory is what retards love. Just because the retard next to you is slightly more retarded than you doesn't mean he doesn't exist. You really don't see the irony in peddling a theory for midwits while complaining about things being too average for you? Sounds like you belong on reddit

>>40585511
You seem rather upset about some random nobody having an unfavorable opinion on some retarded bs, so I wonder, what other posts do you attribute to me? Honestly I don't remember posting much at all like this.

>>40585558
>You seem rather upset
based? BASED?? ON WHAT??

you know, I have full control over which letters I type and how people perceive them and all that you think you understand about me from the words you read happens exclusively in your own mind, right? for all you know I might be a chatbot, and if I am, who is getting mad right now?

>>40585587
Based on your kneejerk defense of the bs I called out, telling me to leave the board and kill myself, and now the caps?

>>40578200
>Hitler heaven yes
>Trump heaven no
Imagine trying to explain this to a baby boomer

>>40585629
for clarity (sic :3c), these were all my posts in this thread:
>>40585511
>>40585587
>>40585629

now my brother in blood, shit, and piss, consider the following truth: you are at the center of everything that happens to you, and the only decision you can make is who to blame for that
or not, I'm not the boss of your, you're too stoic for basically everything, obviously, that's what determination is for after all and so on, right? right?

>>40585656
oh no I made a mistake and misquoted one of your posts as mine, what a terrible flaw, this proves every slightly emotional post on this board was in fact written by me for the past three years!! How terrible, I am so mad right now i'm gonna piss myself and then transition into an ABDL tranny to repent

>>40585656
I guess this is the downside of not using an id.

>>40585701
oh, definitely
the id is the most fundamental truth, it's what tells you whether your sister is food or for fucking, if you ignore it you just turn into a greasy, slimy, unwashed fat man who keeps marrying new women and hitting them to make him nut and drink their milk, which ironically is the most id-infused behavior possible! What a twist, almost as if Freud was actually just self-documenting, and not bootstrapping a whole field, but we can't assume individual flaws in "great minds" or something i forget i left my ego at home

>>40583683
those are some wikipedia level copes
can your brain not fathom alternative explanations for such things? are you incapable?