>>40580797 (OP)Because unlike you all, I ACTUALLY know what the moon did.
My name is Blue Eisenhower November, Lieutenant Second Colonel of the United Space Fleet, Multi-versal Division
The thing that looks like your moon, is not a natural feel good object.
That thing is the reason you guys are alone out here.
Everybody else knows to get way the hell away from that. You guys got left on that world, sucks. Earth wasn't supposed to evolve sentients at your level, before that thing goes off.
We've been having to run through timelines and simulations non-stop. Something that occurred involving this planet, changed the timeline beyond our prediction level.
Now I have to do field work, so I'm here as a human.
I did not want to risk my real body against the moon again.
(Not my first rodeo with one of these.)
Last time, that thing wiped out my entire civilization. I hadn't seen it since, until I was deployed here.
BEN317 is my avatar, to be here when your moon decides to "act up".
We have a new tool constructed to help deal with that situation this time.
Have you heard of Blue Eisenhower November ?
It has quite a lot going on.