>be me
>just turned 30
>wizard
>oneitis told me she was getting married to Chad
>got so pissed off I was continent for 30 days straight while prayermaxxing
>sperg out and tell oneitis that I loved her all along and that if it's God's will I'll accept my heart being broken
>Israel attacks Iran that very evening out of nowhere
>tfw your prayer pierced the celestial veil and rang in the end

>>40582203 (OP)
<criket_noises.mp3>

Is this some kind of anime thing

>>40582335
might be an idiot thing instead, don't make eye contact with him, he might give you the creeps

>>40582458
looking at it closer, it might be an incel, beware, the gravitational pull of its fat rolls might give you shit luck

>>40582203 (OP)
Honestly I glad I’m not a normie that desires a relationship this bad

>>40582335
>>40582458
>>40582473
>>40582489
>And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or motheror children or farms for My name’s sake, will receiveone hundred times as much, and will inherit eternal life.

>>40582550
fuck off christcuck, this is a paranormal board, not a sunday school for overgrown manchildren

>>40582203 (OP)
What's a oneitis

Is that like some kinda rheumatoid arthritis

You got the clap, anon???

What are the spiritual implications of OP having STDs?

>constant tension and wars in the last years
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID ANON DO THIS? HE LITERALLY MANIFESTED A CONFLICT OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT THE FUCKKK IT WAS ALL HIM?

you schizophrenic retards are so annoying with your delusions of grandeur

>>40582732
You can’t get an STD from a body pillow

>>40582203 (OP)
Limerence is one hell of a bitch.

>>40582598
>>40583378
>They took offense at Him. But Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown and in his own household.”

>>40584579
ooga booga booga

>>40584579
Jesus wouldn't get friendzoned by a beautiful girl. You're not special. You're just some retard coping in his reality by trying to think he's the main character.

Do you know how many threads we have about this shit? All kinds of different people on /x/ individually think they caused covid, tsunamis and the wars. It's just:

>Delusions of grandeur, also known as grandiose or expansive delusions, are a type of delusion characterized by an exaggerated belief in one's own importance, power, or identity.

>>40584599
The wars broke out because of me

>>40584599
>>40584611
And also I am not the Christ

>>40584611
Yes, we had war unrest for years now, there is no other explanation, no one saw it coming, it definitely didn't built up for a long time. Literally came out of nowhere. Etc. so true

>>40584633
You harden your heart because it has been pre-ordained.

>>40582203 (OP)
holy fuck anon was as big as a continent for 30 days

>>40584861
I don't bloody believe it. That's amazing. Chat, what are the spiritual implications of OP turning into a continent for 30 whole days?

Some extreme cringe itt