Post paranormal greentexts.

>be me
>sunny day, clear skys, no clouds anywhere
>drink 2 cans of black brand energy drink
>eat two raw kiwi with skin (im from europe, not eating new zealanders here)
>walk down a street
>"haha what if zeno's paradox was real"
>start counting "1 2 3" for every step
>give myself anxiety about having to reach the next intersection and then the one after it
>start slowing down my stride and the counting
>anxiety gets worse
>tunnel vision
>neck hairs stand
>"haha what if the world is gonna end because I can never reach the intersection after the next"
>more tunnel vision
>"uh oh im gonna die unless i can snap my fingers"
>start moving as if i was going to snap my fingers
>stop before doing it
>suddenly lightning strikes a nearby skyscraper and rain starts pouring
i fucking love psychosis you guys it's based as fuck

>>40587979
he summoned a crackhead. not an uncommon sight at truck stops. the lighter flick is the beacon.

>>40591405

Ty for bread. I have no creepypasta to share.

>>40591408

>>40591501

>>40591537

>be me
>work overnight armed security
>no ones there but me
>check doors, all locked
>rove outside
>parking lot is empty, nearest builsings are all dark, no lights
>only two lights of the street kind far apart
>walk the lot
>nada
>go back inside
>sit at cameras
>3am
>pitch black out
>get up to piss and out of the corner of my eye catch movement on thr camera
>its this fast fucking thing, quick as a flash that darts around the corner of the building behind the dumpsters
>oh fuck
>go outside, hand on gun, flashlight lit and held away from my body (FBI style)
>do this quick step around the corner
>nothings there
>go back inside
>rewind tape
>its a ghost

>>40591405
This got me fucked up man. too detailed.

>>40591772
kek

Spooky

>>40591762
Physical manifestation of his guilt from raping vc boys

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>>40588038
Has anyone verified the location?

>>40587967 (OP)
not paranormal but I recently learned that an old family friend is involved in sex trafficking, allegedly keeping women chained and storing deceased women in barrels. I believe it’s true—he was always fucking creepy and his farm always gave me bad vibes. he even joked about feeding people to his pigs, Knowing this now messes with my head, but I doubt he’ll get caught i live in a shit part of my state.

>>40588448
sounds like a succubus/incubus, but the different appearance based on gender is weird. Do succubi/incubi have a tendency to shapeshift?

>>40587967 (OP)
>YouTube twink narrated my story
My life is complete.

>>40608298
He owes you sex for that youtube money

>>40605352
Which board anon?
I can't find anything on the archives

>>40609603
/pol/

bump and request for the ‘digital god’ red face screencaps

>>40610261
nvm here’s the original thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14736756/

>>40606874
Midwest?

>be me, mentally ill NEET
>been obsessed with aztec god Xolotl for months, have tried invoking him
>be on a midnight walk
>notice streetlight flicker, think it’s funny because it’s like a horror movie trope
>try to make it flicker more, concentrating on Xolotl’s power over electricity and Ollin
>start thinking about how I’m under a powerline and this could go wrong, stop after a bit with no success
>powerline starts flickering right after I stop
>giggle because it’s like Xolotl is pranking me
>walk a little more
>notice an owl (could be another large brown bird) fly by a streetlight, headed east
>never seen that here before, try to take a picture but fail
>think about how owls have usually negative supernatural connotations across the americas
>think about Mexican brujas
>walk one minute more
>hear two loud explosions one right after another, see light on the trees
>seems to come from the east, where the owl went
>stand stunned, unsure of what to do or the cause
>wonder if this was gunfire and I should take cover
>wonder if I or Xolotl caused the explosion
>cop car passes by, no sirens on so it probably isn’t gunfire
>decide to go home
>hear more explosions later
>check internet in the morning can’t find anything
Fast forward to yesterday
>decide to check internet again to see if there’s anything new
>discover it’s this whole mystery and an explosion was heard that night for miles, one person spotted a fireball in the sky over 10 minutes before
>Xolotl is a god of heavenly fire
>But I experienced the explosions at significantly different times, and multiple rather than just one
?????
https://hillsboroherald.com/hillsboros-big-boom-remains-a-mystery/

>>40610822
have you been tested for schizophrenia?

It's sad we don't get anything like these on modern /x/.

>>40612027
That’s exactly because of these threads
>paranormal entity interacts with anon
>instead of keeping it to himself anon shares it on 4chan
>paranormal entity is no longer interested in interacting with other anons since it knows her existence will be milked for (you)s

Does anyone remember this one creepypasta/4chan post that was about how every year a single person is chosen to be "forgotten" by the world and it happened by every other human knowing where the person was and rushing there to kill and devour them and then destroying every personal belonging they had. I remember that the person would also get the memory of everyone else that was chosen before and the main character had enough time before people found him to see the memories of other people, the one before them was a girl that got immediately killed by her parents and as he went back to the stone age he saw the first chosen, cold and scared and realized that whatever was about to happen to him was a mercy because there was something much worse before.

>>40612103

>be paranormal entity
>be salty about people encountering me for clout instead of being organically frightened

>>40612363
I aint readin that
Got my head like a fuckin typewriter moving left to right.
Format your shit better.

does anyone have more info on this one or has anyone checked out the location?

>>40614378
Good to know, first one ive ever seen that had an actual map to reference.
Maybe I'll go there to die

>>40614553
been thinking of doing the same thing, but for me it's to kill the critter that might be out there.

>>40614632
Better get out your best Arnold impression.

>>40614667
haha I'll do my best
need to head over to /k/ and look at their archives on cryptid hunting kit suggestions too.

>>40614679
>cryptid hunting kit
My instinct would be that you're protected by things that are special to you.
Like, wear that bracelet your niece made you when she was 4 that you've kept all these years.
Bring the pocket knife you bought with your first 10 bucks.
Things that have a special memory or attachment infused into them SHOULD protect you.

>>40614723
Actually a very fair idea, and I do take value in the concept of luck and enchantment.

How about killing it? Most of what I've seen over there related to the logic of killing a large animal, what would your personal suggestion be?

>>40614762
I feel bad because we're bumping a greentext thread with non-greentexts, but
For killing it I don't know.
Probably trick it into killing itself somehow, since it's more powerful than us.
Depending on the thing you';re facing.

>>40614794
I wonder if I could pull some Loki level trickery word play involving a bargain I know I can win or fulfill. Only one way to find out.

Also, you're right, greentext (kind of) attached to make up for being off topic

>>40605352
in time we may be able to build a weapon to defend the earth against Apophis.

Hope is not yet lost.

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i miss the absolute fuck out of 2010 /b/. had golden nope threads. if an archive resurfaces dig dig dig
unrelated kinda but does anyone have the 1 about the guy who ran into a prehistoric ratfish in bumfuck nowhere romania or somethin. he thought it was a dog at first. i think he ran into it while fishing i dont recall fully

>>40591767
im native american and have seen the same witch. all sorcerers, demons, spirits of nephilim, etc etc can shapeshift. other forms witches take is shadow people, tall faceless black figures with giant dreadlocks, figures made out of smoke, headless stick figures. but yeah the most memorable 1 is their reverse riding hood shit right here. the one i saw though didnt have a kids face. the one i saw had a pale voldemort face, and her hair was not tangled. anyway i wish i knew the origins. why are their true forms: tall 10 foot tall and lanky? what class of demon is that, and how do i protect myself? my grandpa owns property in mexico, his name is native af mines is not. his name means generic "sitting rodent" in native. its not even spanish thats how native he is and when i had to live with him for a while i contracted a slight curse. every few years or so this witch shows itself. i need to work full time though and cant afford the lack of sleep. it fucks my shit up for a week. i was born in the U.S. so ive no clue. and my mom asked him to not discuss the witch with me.........in the mean time ill write a few stories about the time i stayed at his place for a bit back in 99-2000

sup Tetsuya, sup Midnightbroadcast

>>40617157
Those channels can make this board seem much more interesting than it really is. It’s a lot easier to be spooked by a story of someone claiming to be an insider or government agent when you don’t see 20 of those people every day and the majority of the board being shallow, stupid, shitposters, or all three. What’s important to know about this board is that it’s the spooky stuff board, not the real stuff board, and there’s no rule against making stories up. Though if there were a rule against making stories up I think a lot of real stories would get censored. With a lot of stories there’s just no way for you to know for certain whether it’s real.

awww just let normie r-dditchild enjoy his creepy rain asmr videos

>>40616880
Pakicetus?

>>40587993

>>40588448
>>40607618
Hahaha the girls saw him flirting with a men! Gaaaaayyyyy!

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>>40605352
this thread had nothing in it

>>40589253
>observe walking bush
>it's not a direct threat to me
>cool
>god has a sense of humor
you scary niggas are why the aliens are still hiding

>>40590455
aye this; some crackheads are hunting for it so hard that the flick of a lighter can pull them into your vibration it's literally LOA

>>40623380

I read this on my YouTube channel when I was still active, favorite story of mine. I liked the imagery that anon brought to the story.

>>40613391
Wasn't that Slenderman's whole deal? Just kinda hanging out in the background of shitty independent film makers youtube clips?

Does anyone have the one where an anon talks about how ai shapes online narratives? It had a picture of Charlie Brown watching the third impact from his window

>>40629717
Yeah i have that one somewhere. I'll look for it. Might take me a bit.

/r/equsting the one about a guy falling in love with a girl who escaped from a cult he met in the woods

>>40629717
Welp, it's been 2 hours and I still can't find it. The search has now turned into a needle-in-the-haystack-level task. It's either buried among my ~20k unsorted images or it's in one of the image folders from the complete threads I've saved. Either way, I think someone else is gonna have to step up to the plate for that one. Sorry anon.

>>40587967 (OP)
Dont believe in skinwalkers. If they were real, someone would have caught or killed one by now. Or we would have recordings of their failed attempt to do so. How come there have never been any successful search parties or hunting expeditions. Cryptids are all bullshit

tfw you realize at least some greentexts were unironically real

>>40631250
I’m the author of >>40610822 and I swear that really happened to me. That’s why I included the link to the news article, to prove something really happened that night. But given that this board is full of obvious LARPers, you don’t have much reason to believe me. When I first posted this nearly a year ago I was very nervous about where I did so and how much detail I gave, because I was afraid it could get covered by some big greentext channel, blow up, and I’d consequently risk getting doxxed. I was someplace with security cameras, after all. But I’ve posted this multiple times since then and no-one really cares. I could probably shout it on the street and no-one would really care. To them, I’m just another schizo. It’s almost kinda funny. Totally Real not LARPing Government Whistleblower#425 gets all kinds of attention, while when I post something I know to be objectively true I get crickets. I guess LARPing whistleblowers make for better entertainment.

>>40587967 (OP)
Does anyone have the greentext where two slavic dudes go hunting and some thing tears up their dogs. Then the skinwalker or whatever posseses one of them and he jumps.out of a tree so the narrator has tokill him with a shotgun

>>40627653
greenspleen?

>>40610822
>>40631500
Well I believe you anon, although a random Aztec deity is an unusual choice

>>40631201
I didn't believe in these things either til relatively recently. I thought they were basically a story convention cooked up here or on /k/ that took off.
That was until I heard a story from a friend totally disconnected from this sort of culture and paranormal junk in general, and it hit all of the hallmark signs you see here. I'm more willing to believe in these critters now, since I know he wasn't pulling my leg and he had no clue about any of this stuff until I told him.

>>40605352
if the world governments knows why are their current actions retarded? what is their endgame?

>>40638233
Because they're drunk with power and they have an escape plan.

>“We systematically went through and tried to guesstimate our guess of how many underground bases (there are), both underground in the United States, but also underground under the ocean around the United States,” she stated. “And our estimate was 170 with a transportation network connecting them.”

archive.is/aCS7u

>>40638431
surely more countries would know, and maybe even amateur astronomers
>tfw live near newly built underground rail in my country

>>40591405
>Le ebin room scares le zoomer

>>40631250
Yep. I've put one out there that is the whole encounter as it was experienced. Still freaks me out to this day. I've since had some encounters with the circle of people likely involved/perpetrating. Terrifying stuff.

>>40642158
Post it

>>40587967 (OP)
Finally, the other one was archived but still fell on 404 and I couldn't get it to work back, thank you OP, these are great.

>>40648014
Sure. Often the best tells are given away by being a local - many of the Alaska ones posted are straight BS (Firewatch, for example), although the one with the entity similar to the Karelian flatman I gauge as being pretty honest. I don't think he embellished it.

The trouble with having put my own experience out there is now I know some of the rest are real.

>>40589321
>>40591546
>>40610822
Thank you for posting OC anons

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>>40654442
Hi Alaskanon, I thought that might be you. Pic related is the last time we talked.
How have you been?
>I've since had some encounters with the circle of people likely involved/perpetrating. Terrifying stuff.
Care to elaborate? Any new stories for us?

Posting big Yakutia greentext since the flatman was mentioned

>>40656638
Thanks for posting. I didn't have that one.
Also that thread... lots of good stories in there. Bookmarked for future capping.

>>40612103
That's bullshit, as if they are aware of the existence of 4chan or whatever other places you can share these stories. Also, what the fuck would they expect? Even without the existence of the internet people would share these experiences, what are we supposed to do? Encounter a terrifying event that no one acknowledges and say "oh well" and move on? Lmao

>5 years old
>grandpa takes me out to the mountains to pull some weeds
>says the physical labor will put some hair on my chest
>he would pull out certain plants that grew in the hills and sell them off to local nurseries or to asian businessmen if he landed a particularly rare one
>while we're out looking for plants, he would check the traps he had set so we'd have dinner when we got back
>occasionally we'd stumble across a trapped animal that was ripped in half with its organs and eyes missing
>grandpa always cursed bigfoot when he found them, said that got damn monkey ass rat bastard got into his shit again
Anyone from the south eastern US have any ideas on what it actually was that was targeting his traps? I've since heard of some predators going after the organs, but never any that tear the animals in half to do so.

>>40631500
i also believe you anon, i live in southern american and know those dieties have power especially here

>>40637593
I like that you called it a critter, I like to call them that.

>>40589321
I'm >>40631500 and I live in Germany, with parent who are very German in every cliche of the word, and I am 6'4 tall with strawberry blonde hair and all those Germanic/Saxonian -- not Aryan! -- feature; i.e. I look basically like a young Thor.

>>40658960
I usually call them stuff like that, since there's not really a good name for them since "skinwalker" technically means something else. So usually "nasty forest critters" or "evil innawoods gribblies" works.
It's my friend's encounter so not really my place to tell the story. I've had some funny experiences in the woods myself but really nothing that exciting overall.

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>>40656427
Hey fellow anon. Good to see you're still about archiving. I won't talk too much relating to that one, it doesn't make good greentexts and risks doxing me any more. Suffice to say my suspicions were correct and this stuff all runs at the higher end of the social/economic scale, and the local political level, in every town.

I do have some other stories to relate, though.

>>40660308
Post stories pls

>>40660308
>>40660697
Sorry, at work! I've got some time now.

For our honeymoon my wife and I spent two weeks driving around Alaska, seeing various things she'd never seen and I'd never seen, etc etc. The last day/night of the trip we stopped at a spot on the Richardson highway, the rainbow mountains. Hidden back there is one of my favorite places in the whole state, you go up a rocky gully and climb about 1500-2000 feet up, and at the top there's a pass through the mountains that forms a bowl. It's sheltered from the wind, has decent topsoil accretion, a profusion of ground squirrels, some rare and endangered flowers, and beyond all that it /feels/ calm and peaceful. If I had to guess I'd say it's an actual place of power, either channeling energy from the mountains or a ley-line passing through, hard to say.

Wife's never been to THE spot, only a failed attempt a few years back (don't play with avalanches kids), so we're giving it another go. We park the truck and bushwhack over to the 'trail' head, and it already feels a little off, somebody has been illegally baiting for bears very recently. The only bears in this area are huge monster mountain grizzlies, very cool. We get to the gully, start climbing, and it's just as lovely as ever, lots of great rocks. The gully cuts through about 300 million years of rock strata, there's a profusion of different rocks, never know what you might find - my cousin found some jade once (there's an entire mountain face/scree slope of sea bed fossils hidden further back there, for example).

We get to the top, spend a couple hours in the spot. It's just as peaceful and lovely as I remember, really puts the body and soul at ease. It starts getting late and we figure, well, time to climb back down and find some lunch. We're just getting out of the bowl and back into the gully when I find two really neat rocks of a type I've not seen before in this gully. They look like they've been placed there (picrel)

>>40660922
I felt a mild compulsion to take these rocks so I could figure out what they were. No reason other than they were unique - and in that gully that is unusual. We set off down the gully, I slip and cut my toe on a rock (chaco life), and all is well until we get to the bottom of the gully.

We get back to the trail that leads into the gully. I'm in front, my spastic blue heeler is trying to uproot a bush a little ahead of me, and I'm hit with this sense of unease at my back. I stop and turn around and find that the wife has done the exact same thing without saying anything. We're both just looking into the gully, like there's something there - because that's exactly what it feels like. The sensation of something being in there and very unhappy with us is radiating out of there like heat from a coal.

Here's the thing, though: there's fuck all to see. This gully is just scree slopes at 40-45 degrees, hard rock vertical faces, a run-off scoured bottom, and the occasional bush 2-3 feet tall spaced maybe 50-60 feet apart (see picrel of the mountains to get an idea). There's nothing there, but that gut feeling of danger is pinging hard just like back at the 'Moloch abduction site'. I ask if she's ever felt that before, she says no, and I gently explain to NEVER ignore that feeling and it's time to go.

So, we go. We take the long way back to the truck, down the trail to the highway, down the highway to where the truck's parked, rather than the shortcut game trail through the trees - better visibility. Whatever we are feeling the dog is too: her normal MO is to sprint from squirrel to squirrel in the woods, generally bursting from the brush at random 20-50 feet ahead of us. Now she's planted firmly 3 feet in front of me, swinging her head side to side like she's looking for something. This is the only time I've seen her do this.

We make it to the truck, have some quick sandwiches, decide against camping overnight and load up for home.

>>40661000
As we drive the sense of unease deepens. We pass by two unusual wildlife scenes over the next 50 or so miles: first, a raven and a great gray owl in a broad ditch having some sort of dispute. Second, 5 moose (3 adult, 2 juvenile) huddled together, adults on the outside and juveniles on the inside, like they're fucking buffalo (this is VERY unusual).

At about 10PM I stop at a pull off just before the ~5 mile straight stretch in front of Donnelly Dome, outside Delta. The wife is getting something out of the cabover camper and I'm stretching my legs watching the dog sniff about when I realize something is amiss. If you've ever been on that stretch of road (I have biked it many times) you will know that the wind always blows there, full stop. The wind isn't blowing. There's no bird song (in July?? unheard of), and there's not even a solitary mosquito buzzing me. It's so quiet all I can hear is my tinnitus. Big nope on my part, thanks. I get the wife, we head out, we get home. After that all is well, pretty much.

Except, what the hell was it all about? It took me close to 4 years to put it all together. About a year ago I talked with a native orthodox priest about it after he came to bless my home (whole different saga), and he told me it sounded like little people. I asked my neighbors, village born and raised, and they agreed. But why were they so upset?

The rocks, obviously. I finally ID'd them - one is serpentstone (used decoratively), and one is chert (hard enough and knapps well, useful for making tools/spearheads/arrowheads). They looked like they had been set out because they had been - I think the little people were out there hunting down chert for tools (I confirmed through a USGS paper that there is a chert vein running through there) and I rolled through and stole their very nice fucking rock.

>>40661045
In the native lore if you steal something belonging to the little people and don't get caught, that's great, truly. You'll be blessed and have good hunting. Get caught? Murkier on that, but not great. Well, about 9 months after this whole episode my great grandfather's machete disappeared - I mean truly disappeared. I spent close to 10 hours looking EVERYWHERE for it, but it's truly gone off the face of the earth. It was only recently I realized: THEY GOT ME. A theft for a theft - I stole their rock, they stole my very nice and useful machete. I didn't know any better, so I guess they took pity on me.

I'm pleased, honestly. From everything I've learned the little people the natives speak of are almost certainly just a branch of the fey folk. There are even fairy rings and their equivalent, and portals. Fifteen years back I heard a story of a woman in her thirties who was out mushroom picking and disappeared from a very remote village (one bush plane a week kind of place, you don't leave without people knowing). The villagers look for a while, don't find her, give her up for lost. Three weeks later they find out she's alive when she calls them from IRELAND, generally disoriented and no clue how she got there. There are also tales of little people variously stealing children, returning children, lines of lantern lights marching through the night... the parallels with the fey folk are amazing.

So, to tl;dr - I stole a rock from arctic fey folk and made them mad, they stole my machete. Nobody got hurt. Good outcome.

>>40661084
>>40661045
And, since I touched on it, my house was haunted.
>fiance and I are moving into grandma's old house to keep it lived in, help out the trust, get good rent
>spend a couple months getting the side apartment livable before moving in, generally going after work and on weekends and puttering away
>there by myself one day and get the distinct feeling of somebody standing behind me, nobody there of course
>ask if it's grandma, presence suddenly becomes warm and welcoming
>huge mistake, don't do this
>this goes on for three weeks, finally mention it to the wife one day
>she gets very excited, says the same thing has been happening to her, especially in the kitchen, that it feels like somebody is looking over her should and VERY unhappy with her
>one day I'm working by myself and my analogue stereo turns the volume down on its own
>haha ok grandma (spoiler: not grandma)
>close-up work glasses disappear twice, spend over an hour looking for them each time
>they were on the tank of the toilet in the other part of the house the first time, then the tank of the uninstalled toilet in a room I hadn't been working in the second time
>wtf I've got a ghost, that's not something grandma would do though
>move in, things are quiet for the rest of the summer
>september rolls around, bringing the cold and the dark with it
>dog starts getting protective of now pregnant wife
>sometimes she will just sit in the dining room adjoining the kitchen and stare at the corner of the ceiling
>alerts on nothing frequently
>put wife to bed one night, I'm sitting on edge of bed, dog is on bed
>dog perks up and looks towards window, then clearly tracks something from window to over my should
>keeps staring over my shoulder, can't break her focus

>>40661120
>another day I come home and dog comes and says hi, turns around to go back to kitchen, then jumps and turns 180 back to me
>every hackle is up, including ones I didn't know she had
>I briefly think she's snapped and is about to attack me
>she stops right in front of me and pointedly looks BEHIND me
>does it twice more in the next 15 minutes
>next night I'm sitting on the stairs in the apartment talking to wife
>hear a loud knock from the other part of the house, like somebody hit a wall in there
>nothing over there
There's a door between the apartment and the main part of the house, and since the apartment didn't have a kitchen we used the kitchen over there. The bedrooms upstairs were truly empty, but the living room was packed to the brim with the remainders of my grandmother's estate. Around this time when you went through the door into the main part of the house it felt like you were walking into thick fog or pea soup. The atmosphere in that part of the house would just make our hair stand on end.
>evening knocking goes on for a while
>one night I'm particularly fed up with it and there's a good series of knocks
>grab my handgun and go clear the whole upstairs (again)
>standing in the empty master bedroom, only thing in there is an old landline phone
>phone rings
>so mad I go to answer it
>accidentally knock it over and it unplugs itself (thanks divine providence)
>after I calm down I realize the other three phones on the landline didn't ring
>bulletdodged.png

At this point things calmed down for a while, and we had our first child. Things stayed pretty quiet for about 4 months after her birth. Then:
>infant begins having nightmares
>screaming in terror in her sleep
>nightmares stop if we keep the curtains closed
>weird feeling is still only in other part of the house
>ghost can come in through the windows and give my infant nightmares, very cool
>spring comes, then summer, other than the main house feeling haunted not much happens

>>40661170
That fall my young-ish (24) cousin moved in to a room in the main part of the house. Yes, I did warn him. Shortly after this he got beat up by a gang of GI's, was off work for 7 months from injuries, lost his job, and got rather depressed. The 'ghost' seemed to like my cousin; I think it fed off his negative emotions.
>warn cousin house is haunted
>he shrugs it off, "ghosts aren't real bro"
>"great, just make sure you pay rent on time" (SPOILER - he didn't)
>noises start back up again
>he sheepishly tells me he has heard footsteps in the hallway, and a sound like someone tapping their foot in an empty room up there
>"yeah man, the house is haunted"
>cousin runs into my mom, mentions the house being haunted
>mom gets offended, says ghosts aren't real
>cousin comes home and tells me that he thinks my mom is right, it's just our imaginations
>we're sitting in the kitchen at 11 at night
>as soon as he says that five footsteps go down the hallway above our heads, like somebody stomping in work boots
>"sure man, whatever you say"
>things stay at about this level through the winter, spring, and summer
>cousin gets a GF, she comes over a lot, presumably they were sex-havers up there
>the noise escalates, wife and I would be in kitchen and it would sound like there were people talking in his room when he wasn't home
>every time you go up there to check it's dead quiet and electronics were off
>cousin starts to complain of sleeping poorly, says GF tells him he's talking in his sleep like he's having nightmares
>he can never remember his dreams so he can't say if he is or not (remember this)
>september rolls around, I'm outside one night getting truck loaded up to go hunting
>it's 10PM in my own fucking driveway and I get the DANGER DANGER YOU ARE BEING HUNTED sense going off hard
>oh well, gotta pack
>go inside for a bit though

>>40661240
>cousin and his gf come home, warn him something is weird out there and to maybe stay inside
>his eyes get BIG, he gets scared, tells me when he was getting out of her truck he glanced at the woods and thought he saw a couple lights
>he looked away, realized he couldn't be seeing lights through 200 feet of dense nigger spruce, looked back - they were gone
>said it was three lights about seven feet tall, spaced about six inches apart, like so: - =
>neat, glowing yellow eyes in the woods
>I don't sleep for shit that night, between packing, checking on the livestock, checking on the kids
>pass out at 6AM ish, wake up at noon
>cousin tried to call me before going to work, he's really worked up
>that night after his gf left he had a nightmare
>he said he woke up lying in his bed and could tell there was something in the hallway, but he couldn't move
>it kept banging on his door until the door opened up
>he tried to tell it to go away but couldn't speak
>a black mass with glowing red eyes, as tall as the ceiling (granted, that's only 7 feet), came into the room and stood by his bed
>cousin panicking at this point
>all of a sudden a thought pops in his head and he manages to scream (hoarse whisper) "In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you"
>he wakes up lying in bed, drenched in sweat, door still closed
He's not particularly religious, so I was surprised he whipped that out. He wasn't sure where he had heard it. I think his bacon got saved. Regardless of your thoughts on Christ, I've seen a lot of accounts of that specific phrase helping in these situations.
>I'm rather alarmed by this, but I go hunting anyways
>real bummer of a trip, no moose, no bears, equipment damage - oh well
>come home
>cousin has had another nightmare while I'm gone

>>40661283
>'wakes up' in his bed
>there's a man sitting in a chair by his bed
>face looks like a composite of all the men in our family, glowing red eyes
>12+ (he isn't sure) shadow figures standing behind the man
>man calmly tells cousin that he is "going to take over" the cousin's body
>tells cousin all of the way he will make cousin mutilate his own body
>tells cousin all the ways he will make cousin mutilate the people he loves
>cousin's panic gets to, I figure, about an 11/10 before he remembers old reliable and whips out "In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you"
>wakes up in bed scared out of his gourd
When I hear this all my alarm bells go off and I realize what a FOOL I've been, because it was not and never had been a ghost in the house, but a DEMON.
>immediately track down an orthodox priest, he comes over a few days later and blesses the house
>tells me living on the river and having grandma's old stuff still not completely dealt with have made an inviting home for the thing
>my house is an energy backeddy collecting spooky trash, COOL
>activity sharply abates after blessing, only a few instances of note afterwards - the usual voices in his room but nobody there
>this happened after he brought home tinder whores (gf broke up with him)
>everything seems to be OK now

There's a few other things that I left out but are worth mentioning. Well into all of this, when I was pretty well numb to the spooky aspect, I remember a door opening on its own. I looked at it and said, "Really? After all this, NOW you whip out the old open the door trick? Not impressive, bud." Turns out for a few days prior it had been scaring my cousin by opening doors on him.

Cousin also reported getting the sensation things were looking at him through his window, so he'd keep the blinds down. I caught him shining his gun light out the window a few times like he was looking for something.

(cont)

>>40661317
The priest seemed to think the thing hadn't been there long, but looking back on it I think it had been there for decades. My grandma was an accountant for the catholic church, had nun friends etc, and I found a signed letter from one of them basically exhorting 'bad spirits' to leave the home with another paper (printed email recipe) from about 2002. My grandmother was VERY catholic, this was an unusual find. I also lived in that house for a time back around 2002-2003, and having memories of thinking I was seeing black figures out of the corners of my eyes upstairs. I was really young at the time, though, and just wrote it off. I think my cousin was just the perfect thing to feed off of and caused things to escalate enormously.

Why was the apartment side of the house always relatively safe? I don't know. Could be because we try to live spiritually well, could be something about my oldest kept it away (I should have named her Mulder). What I do know is things escalated every time he brought a tinder whore over, we could pretty much tell he had by how much noise came from his room while he was at work the next day. So, fucking tinder whores feeds demons, remember that.

And that's the really interesting spooky stuff from the last time we chatted, other than minor stuff with my kid. I figure you're gonna ask, so I'll share that too real quick.

>>40661352
>oldest daughter stayed awake for two hours after she was born
>had a level of cognition and awareness in her eyes I hadn't seen in a newborn before
>beautiful girl born at 8:18AM on the 28th, 8lbs and 8 ounces after an 8 hour and 8 minute labor
Yes, really.
>normal infant
>about 6 months along she starts to really love books, she could happily be read to for hours
>once put her to sleep by reading her a book on 18th century naval warfare and vessels of the line
>at 7 months she starts talking
>would just be normal baby babble and then a perfectly intelligible word thrown in, not mushy at all
>one time at 11 months old she was holding one of her books and she turned it over and pointed to the "Banner baby books" logo on the back and said, "Dada, it's for babies."
>around 11 months she also starts pointing at an outlet in her room and saying it's "hot"
>she gets her little infant hands on some colored pencils and draws yellow, orange, and gray scribbles around it
>that whole circuit begins tripping out, load or not, a month later
>then the heater fails
>while I'm waiting for parts I'm heating just the upstairs of the apartment with an electric radiator (it is -30F outside)
>I have the circuit for her room outlets off at the breaker, she still points at it and says 'hot'
>wake up one day, it's cold
>heater isn't on
>check plug, heater tried to burn the house down
>parts came in that day, got the regular heater back on
>she doesn't point at outlet and say 'hot' any more
>check outlet finally (so many projects)
>wing nut holding the hots together was upside down and collected condensate from the window
>corrosion had built up between the wires, causing a fire hazard
>fix it
>breaker still trips - the breaker spring retainer spontaneously broke so I couldn't keep circuit energized
Thank you to my guardian angel, seriously.
>fast forward to about 18-19 months
>daughter will say things that she shouldn't know anything about

>>40661407
>I built a black soldier fly hutch in the closet under the stairs one night, but only have larvae so far
>next morning she walks by, points at the closet (closed door), and says "It's dada's bees"
>She was asleep when I built it, none have hatched and won't for almost a month
>Sure enough they look like bees when they hatch
Most memorable:
>tell girls we have to get ready to go see their grandma
>daughter says, "have pizza?"
>tell her, no, I don't think so, but that she theoretically could have pizza
>she confidently says, "OK, see grandma, then pizza."
surekid.png
>get to mom's house
>let her out of the car
>she goes up to the front door
>mom opens the door
>she's holding a slice of pizza
>daughter asks for some, grandma gives it to her
No kidding, huh. See grandma, then pizza. That brat saw 25 minutes into the future to see what she'd be eating.
>a month ago
>daughter asks where dada's dada is
>HEDEAD
>tell her we can go see him
>take her to graveyard
>pull up to graveyard
>daughter says, "Look, there's little kids playing!"
>as you've already guessed, no, there's no kids, just three guys filling in a grave
>get her out of car
>she looks around, asks "Where did the little kids go?"
>go say hi to everybody in the family plot
>daughter asks after the kids again
>tell her I don't know, can you take us to where you saw them
>she sets course and takes us right over the top of a 4 year old's grave
Lol. She saw ghost kids at the graveyard. Funny shit right there.

So, that's about it since we've last talked. Had a few prayers answered in very interesting ways and seem to have ascended to peak schizodom. Wife saw a white aura around me once, that was a little peculiar. Been pretty quiet lately for the most part, though.

>>40609030
Love this one, a classic

I guess I'll post my own short story
>Be 12 living in old family home
>Had a sister who was 2
>Slept in the same room
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>see figure of a child sitting on the window frame
>Just assume it's my sister and tell her to go to bed
>Wake up in the morning
>Tell my mother about seeing my sister on the window frame
>Anon.. how could your sister get up there she's only 2
>Realize I seen a ghost
>Mother explains that I had an aunt who died young and looked like my sister.

>>40663551
I've got a 2 year old, I can see it going either way. They'll climb anything that can be climbed, including everything that shouldn't... that said, it tracks for aunt ghost.

This probably isn't worth a greentext because it isn't spooky, but I've never been able to work it out

>Talking with a friend one day in around 2008
>Some singer comes up and friend tells me that our mutual friend's father absolutely loves him
>So much that he flew halfway around the world to watch him perform a few years ago
>When he was on the plane he was reading either his biography or his autobiography and it mentioned how the singer is a homosexual
>Friend's father is furious (he doesn't like gays) and completely stops liking him because of it
>Although he has to sit through the show because he paid good money for it and had to travel so far
>We have a laugh about this
>Friend dies in 2009
>Bring up singer being gay to friend's father just to wind him up
>Has no idea what I'm talking about he's a chad heterosexual
>He must be in denial still
>On Wikipedia during covid just reading things and clicking through links
>End up reading about that same singer
>Remember story of him being gay
>Go to personal life section
>Only came out as being gay in 2017
>First time it was mentioned that he was potentially gay was 2015
>Got married in secret to some man in 2014
>Nothing before that about him being gay
>But friend told me almost a decade before it was made public

I have no idea how my friend actually knew.

bump

>>40659178
I've read that one before! Found it very interesting.

I would love to hear any of yours, even if not tht exciting.

>>40587967 (OP)

>>40663720
The window frame is way too high and my sister was 2 so she had no upper strength to pull herself up there plus she looked older.

>>40661446
You mentioned in that orginal greentext about the cult that it's the second weirdest thing you've seen.

What takes the number one spot? If you answered somewhere and I missed it, sorry.

>>40666269
I think you got your folders mixed up for this one anon

>>40661283
>he said he woke up lying in his bed and could tell there was something in the hallway, but he couldn't move
>it kept banging on his door until the door opened up
>he tried to tell it to go away but couldn't speak
that's some textbook sleep paralysis
pretty similar to an experience I had, sudden unexplainable prayer recall and all

>NEETing it up at home one summer
>Suddenly get sick with headache and general malaise. Feel terrible.
>To make things worse, keep waking up around 3 AM several days in a row for no good reason
>In a kind of mental fugue or depression that I put down to feeling sick
>Third day of this; try to cheer myself up by drawing
>Always sensitive about my lack of skill, it's common to experience negative thoughts when sketching
>This day is different, with the thoughts coming to the forefront on my thinking as if someone were standing beside me speaking aloud they are so bad
>Head is pounding. Keep thinking about my older brother and all of the mean stuff he would say to me and feel pressure in my head
>Continue on in misery
>From out of nowhere, I get the idea that I should pray the rosary
>Can't hurt to take a break, so I stop and begin to recite it
>That pressure in my skull intensifies as I pray, with the pain and frustration of my situation nearly bringing me to tears
>Can feel a sensation in my brain as if something were building up within
>Pressure suddenly gives way as something "snaps" in my brain. Lose control of my body and fall on the bed in panic
>Think it is an aneurysm or stroke and prepare for death
>Moments pass by
>Rather than being dead, I feel better than I have in days. The pressure and sickness are gone, but so is the negative thinking
>Atmosphere is totally peaceful and serene as if in the wake of a storm that has blown through
>Strangely quiet somehow as if an unseen loudspeaker had been silenced
>Astonished by the change, I notice something even more unbelievable
>The eastern wall of my bedroom has been replaced by a kind of 'painting' or image that resembles something like a cavern painted in mushy, ugly colors
>High on my former bedroom wall is what appears to be a gigantic moth around a meter long
>Somehow understand that it was this THING which had been responsible for what was happening
>The whole scene vanishes after a moment

>>40667637
anytime i get extremely negative thoughts i remember its just (((them)))

our sins are washed away with the blood of christ, tell them to fuck off.

>>40610822
Tonight, after midnight, shall be the first anniversary of the event. Perhaps strange things will be witnessed in the sky again. Should a general thread about the incident be made?

>My wife and I are at one of the supermarket aisles.
>About 4 feet away was a woman of about 30 years old.
>This lady was about 5ft 6ins high, dressed in a pale blue hoodie with black hair.
>Behind me was the husband and a child of about 3 years old
>a typical family.jpg
>The woman had her back to me.
>Suddenly, the woman turned around.
>her eyes pass by mine.
>She stopped, flicked her eyes back into mine and looked intently at me.
>Her eyes bored into mine while she stood dead still for about 5 seconds
>I, too, stopped and gazed back into her eyes.
>Women don't generally do this with me!
>She had very dark brown eyes, almost black.
>No whites, no pupils, just two black/brown eye shapes.
>She could obviously see with them, as she was staring intently at me.
>She looked slightly disturbed and puzzled.
>I could feel she had noticed that I was not your typical shopper
>she was "reading" me.
>I was trying to read her also, as I could tell that she was not a typical housewife.
>I could feel that she was not an evil spirit
>but I could tell that she was not a normal human.
>her head shape was not quite right.
>She had a slightly wider than average forehead.
>Her face narrowed down to a pointed chin.
>the husband had caught up with her
>she swung her attention to him
>she muttered something, turned and marched away to the end of the alley.
>I told my wife what I had just seen. She had noticed nothing.
>I didn't have time to really look at the husband nor the child, but I couldn't see anything strange with them.
>At first glance, this lady looked normal. It was only when her eyes caught mine that I could feel and see she wasn't normal.

>>40667847
Well no-one responded after an hour and the 4chan captcha’s were unusually uncooperative when I made this reply so I won’t. If you really want one you can start the thread yourself.
>>40658978
No you aren’t.

i regret not screenshotting this southern black woman's encounter with a white witch. i can paraphrase it ...... but basically she revealed how to counter it. something like grab a jar and place in it freshly ripped straws from a broom. make sure every straw is tall enough to poke out. tie them in a bundle with 1 hair i think? and slap the sticking out tops. slap away. she made this device when she saw a mystery black cat walking on 2 legs in her living room. slap slap slap slap slap. cat screamed like it went through a woodchipper and tackled itself out the door. a few months later they saw the rayciss neighbor woman get dropped off by some medic team in a wheelchair and some cast. i hope someone else has heard of this witch counter. id like to save the recipe but i dont fully recall the details

>>40631250
are you an atheist r2dditclown. how do you not believe in cryptids. the watchers? their homonculus pets?

>>40658367
cats will shred up anything smaller than them. just for sport not even to eat. theyre the real vermin

>>40591546
>no pic
so you made it up

>>40664147
The singer fucked your friend in the ass

>>40660922
>>40661446
Thanks much for your extended reply and additional stories, Alaskanon. I've been wanting to put together a proper response with a couple of follow-up questions but I got busy over the 4th and I still have family in town. Between that and being out in the heat I'm just exhausted. I'll keep the thread bumped and post soon.

Do you guys shoot off fireworks up there? If so I imagine they're pretty expensive.

bump

>trying to nofap and doing ok for weeks
>depressed, start going to /mlp/ again to cheer up
>drawn in; spend tons of time on pony stuff
>goes on for a while
>one night, have an extremely vivid dream that I am in some kind of old-fashioned room that is set up like a court of justice
>a female judge/captain is sitting in front of the room with some tables or desks before her like where lawyers would sit
>one desk is piled up with scrolls
>another has a man standing silently behind it wearing what reminded me of 16th-century academic clothes
>get the feeling that I am being defended or represented by this person
>What appears to be a child around 8-10 years old enters the room
>Marches up to the judge woman and hands her some kind of paper or parchment
>Declares triumphantly that he "has a pass"
>Lady doesn't seem happy; looks at the paper and asks if he is "referring to the cartoon"
>The boy smugly walks back towards the table filled with scrolls, passes it, and then begins vehemently denouncing me with a skill and verbal acuity superior to that of any human adult
>Its seething hatred and precocious abilities makes me realize it isn't human, but a 'satan'/accuser spirit of some kind
>Feel all hope depart as the thing unloads the greatest storm of vitriolic contempt upon my actions and character that I have ever endured
>defender is silent during all of this: perhaps there was nothing to be done
>Courtroom scene fades out to an erotic dream which terminated my "purity streak" in a direct manner
>wake up convinced that what I had just experienced was absolutely real
>get rid of all the mlp stuff I can and avoid it after

interesting to think that perhaps many affairs are handled above in a similar manner.

>>40588038
it's kind of sad that we're losing the spooky factor of stuff like this now that those images can just be generated by AI

>>40673854
Or it was a semendemon taking over after your dream self got demoralized

does anyone have the one about the guy who committed suicide, then anon later saw his tortured spirit emerge through a portal of acid or something? that one's been on my mind lately

>be me, innawoods with my friends on a long weekend
>we're chilling, smoking some weed, decide to go for a walk in the woods
>it's at my family cabin that i've been to every year of my life since i can remember, i used to explore the woods all the time and know the backwoods trails like the back of my hand
>to the north is a big ass lake, to the east are some mountains that block off a nature preserve, you have to hike off trail to get over them.
>to the south are some thick boreal woods that it's impossible to walk offtrail in, and then further south it all turns to bogland, marsh & swamp. impassable without proper gear
>the trail forms a belt around the lake so even if you get a bit disoriented you know you're never too far from the main road
>we're walking maybe 20 mins down a familiar trail, and I notice everything looks... different?
>different trees and plants than the swampy pine forest we've been walking through. they are deciduous and there is an open canopy. the ground is hard, dry and earthy and not soft and sandy like I'm used to
>we're on some kind of logging road, but it's impossible given that there is no logging in the region, and there's no vehicle access to the south because of said swamps and mountains
>we're no longer on the trail i know by heart, it's a logging road that seems to go on forever in a straight line with no end in sight
>internally freaking the fuck out, don't want to panic my friends and have them make some stupid decision
>feels like we've been teleported into a completely different biome
>tell friends i forgot something important back at the cabin, let's retrace our steps
>we end up walking back 1 hour through this logging road even though it had taken us 20 mins to get there
>we turn the corner and suddenly, we are back on the original trail
it's been about 10 years since this happened and i've looked for this logging trail both on satellite maps and doing trekking and i've never found it again, i think i was really teleported

>>40666612
I never specified when I wrote it down, but that pulsing aurora shared here >>40656427 is easily the weirdest thing I have seen so far, simply for how inexplicable it remains. I don't know if you have seen or know much about aurora, but I can explain why it's so weird.

Normal aurora
>high energy particles penetrating into atmosphere
>form dancing patterns along the field lines they penetrate on, often squiggly lines, sometimes swirls
>only broad/diffuse when penetrating to lower latitudes (think of the red glow euros have been posting lately)
>lasts for minutes to hours, smooth on-off curves (won't turn out like a light)
>are rather dim in most cases, even when very good

This 'aurora'
>EXTREMELY BRIGHT (so bright it woke my mother up, and she came to ask if we had been shining a flashlight into her room)
>sub-second flashes
>whole-horizon

To this day it remains inexplicable. Two witnesses and a third quasi-witness, but I never saw anyone else report it and never heard anyone else talk about it. The sheer energy required to do that would be insane, so I'm inclined to say it wasn't a government experiment for that reason (I doubt there's an antenna array yet built that can handle that). The only other account of an aurora bright enough to wake people I've come across was from the carrington event, which induced enough current to melt telegraph wires. The duration for this was markedly shorter, yes, but that should indicate the point-load involved. Solar outburst levels of energy, behaving like a signal light.

I really can't emphasize enough how strange that was. I can't remember exactly, but based on the house I think this would have been somewhere between 2004 and 2007.

>>40666959
Yes, that whole experience pretty well cemented my thoughts on what sleep paralysis is.

>>40671022
No worries, life happens. Plenty of cheap chinese fireworks here like anywhere else, they're imported by the connex full. Normally nobody shoots em off on the 4th though - too bright. Especially nobody this year - too hot and dry. Guaranteed to start a forest fire in your back yard.

>GM0RP
lol

>>40591762
>only saw him a few times, but he has all my contact info and wants to hang out on his property with demon horses just for lulz
>moves his grandpa to a different bed twice while sleeping
>better not flush the toilet he might wake up
>wakes up anyway
>See's monstrous horses
>say nothing and go fishing
>oh yeah i kinda forgot about those
>chekov's crowbar?
>its just a flesh wound, but I have a concussion and am vomiting
>my grandpa is gone
>no hospital or police because?
>Horses get stronger when consuming flesh
>didn't consume any of the rabbits just chewed them and spit them out
>can't even be assed to go check the cabin again himself
What a turd.

Bumping a good thread.

>>40591772
I truly believe this one.

>>40626965
This isn't even creepy this is just weird and sad

>>40673854
>/mlp/
stopped reading here
too scary for me

>>40683227
You bastard

>>40609030
This greentext story in particular always stuck with me. So fucking bizarre and disturbing.

>>40609030
>he's le car guy but doesn't immediately recognize some fucking play doh mobile
>automatically assumes the sky is lit up is because of a meteor he didn't see
>the alien guy sanics to the door (which he closed just in time!) like some shitty horror movie
i'm sorry man, this one is kind of gay

Scariest thing I've ever read

>>40686557
>>he's le car guy but doesn't immediately recognize some fucking play doh mobile
It was pitch black midnight. I doubt he noticed the fake car at first glance.
>>automatically assumes the sky is lit up is because of a meteor he didn't see
What would you assume would be the cause for the entire sky to light up? A meteorite doesn't seem so farfetched.
>>the alien guy sanics to the door (which he closed just in time!) like some shitty horror movie
Fair

>>40605352
There's a Wikipedia entry on this comet

>>40587967 (OP)

I recently started a channel where I narrate Greentext stories with music and sound effects for a more 'theatric' feel

https://youtu.be/3YF6oaW4BOc?si=GTGw5QWhuU6YsjjK

Does anyone have something particular they'd like narrated?

>>40693135
pretty good, anon. Keep making them

>>40693135
Cozy, I like this

>>40693135
Fucking parasite

>>40694313
I worked on the last video for about 6 hours adding sound effects and visual elements

The recording of me reading it is also a lot effort since you have to enunciate things more than you're used to and rerecord things constantly. 15min of audio can take an hour.

If I was a parasite, I'd just copy the story into a text to speech generator like a lot of channels do, and call it a day

>>40694568
**An hour minimum

>>40694313
Trust me, these are labors of love

If I was a parasite, I would just dump these into text to speeches and call it a day like some other channels do.

I built a soundbooth out of air mattresses and spent 6 hours adding sound effects and visual stuff to my last video alone.

I'm still new to it but it's fun making them

>>40694737
Don’t listen to the haters. Your voice is one worth 1 million subscribers. Subbed

>>40693135
i like your voice and how you narrate, gave you a sub and look forward to more :)

>>40696655
Thanks! I'm gonna get to recording another

Not really scary but does anyone has the gay vampire greentext? Always gives me a laugh

>>40698375
i got u /x/anon

>>40587967 (OP)
This story is bullshit because I know exactly the Ingles he's talking about and they're in a dry county.
Used to piss me off until I saw a freaking BILLBOARD that said "Stoves are for cooking, not teaching lessons" and realized how bad the domestic violence/child abuse scene must be up there. We have GOT to keep those yokels off booze.

>>40613800
The last story regarding two Americans getting chased up a tree might a variant of an Aswang named Taghoy, so-called because it echoes what it last heard from people it stalks. There are variants of it, with one story saying that you can find it through it's voice; ie if it sounds like it's near you, it means it's far, while if it sounds like it's far from you, it's nearby. Also, due to modernization, it's been sort of meme'd here that them Aswangs are living in the city, and they are getting desperate and targeting everything, not just pregnant women and children.

>>40693135
As a cuck once said,
>Hey, it's pretty good

keep at it my boy.