A speedy disco roydown on the situation so far:
>An anon posts a thread on April 4, 2025, titled "this is a demon writing itself retroactively into pop culture history", with an image of a man in pajamas
>The OP explains that "you'll remember him from your childhoods soon enough"
>Anons begin searching for Roy Jay, but no Wikipedia page is found, no image results, nothing
>Within a couple of days, Roy Jay content flooded the internet and anons began finding increasingly older references to Roy Jay
>He suddenly has a Wikipedia page, photos, TV spots, albums, and even a Facebook fan page
>Much of the content is bizarre: stories range from Roy flashing a family crowd with his massive penis, to deep frying a slipper while working a food van (and working naked from the waist down)
>Replies to Roy's content online seem overwhelmingly fake: odd profiles of dubiously real people all claiming to have known Roy personally
>An anon bought and provided photos of a vinyl and news clipping, both (potentially) proving Roy Jay's past existence upon this earth
>A different anon emailed the crematorium where Roy's funeral was supposedly held, only to be told there is no record of Roy Jay's funeral there
>Many new photos have emerged on Roy's Facebook page, despite not being there when investigations started weeks ago
>A YouTuber named "Grayy Man" released a video briefly explaining the current circumstances, only to be bombarded by more NPC profiles claiming to have known Roy
>the content continues to grow, with more evidence of Roy's existence popping up every day

Original thread that started the AI demon memetic mandela effects
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/

Get relaxed and get weird with it, because Roy Jay is kicking up some steam both in the Spanish and English speaking communities.
>Will /ROYJAY/ be filled with annoying Zoomers and Latinos looking for their next Jeff the Killer and Slenderman?
Always have been.
>Will Roy Jay finally be revealed to be some Eccentric Flop or AI Demon?
IDK lmao.
>And will the Real Roy Jay PLEASE stand up?

MANDATORY WATCH:
>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M
THE GAY SLOPTENT DOCS SO FAR
TheGrayyman : https://youtu.be/F4fHknX0AVE
The Perfect Citizen : https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ
COOP :https://youtu.be/XtVtovghPgQ
Some beaners idgaf :https://youtu.be/7qqIFVG65U8
https://youtu.be/YSAY0utcqTQ
https://youtu.be/7Em2dP-ucbE

Here's the first ever thread that we know of, from the 25th of March:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40084357/
And this is a new video that dropped last thread (supposedly encountered by mere chance by a 44 year old). Already known content from a Laughter Show appearance, but without watermark and better quality. It's a little snippet that starts at 2:30:
https://youtu.be/tdLRidO2O-c?si=CGC8pmofgnb5HZPU&utm_source=ZTQxO
And pic rel is a journo from Stat magazine, Who did a piece on Roy that's heavy on the gaslighting and horribly sourced (link is on the last thread, and comes from the facebook group).
I'm going to sleep. Goodnight, weirdos.

>>40597157
the footage in the vid is from The Laughter show on April 7th 1984, the only footage of that episode online had a watermark... so unless there is (or was) another upload of the episode online, the footage in the linked video would've had to predate the one uploaded by Lee G Crime, despite the Lee video being uploaded before the linked vid.

Hey weirdos

OP pic is strange and looks off to me
>fingers sticking out the left side
>roys left arm looks weird
>dude in the back is the only one with glowing eyes
>lighting up top looks weird af and does not seem to match the picture but im no lighting expert idk

hi weirdos

>>40597157
He looks like one of the actors from Kids in the Hall

>>40597684
Kevin McDonald?

Any new findings lately been busy with a pumpkin

>>40597684
he looks like Ray Wise in that one

this is still going huh
did we go mainstream yet? did we get a nexpo vid?

>>40597020 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/onDueen9vVY

We all did it tomorrow

>>40598214
roy was right

>>40598151
We'll all be doing it tomorrow

>>40598151
It's getting close

>>40598214
It's already happened and we've lived this before. Strap in, folks.

>>40598151
Too lowkey and dumb for nexpo. Maybe wendigoy

>>40597020 (OP)
I believe in Roy Jay and his huge dong

I find it funny how Roy Jay both looks and sounds like a completely different person in every image, sound bite and video he appears in. Spooky.

>>40597020 (OP)
from his imdb stats. 37k might seem low but its actually astonishingly high for a dead nobody celeb. more interesting check out the spike in 2020? make that make sense.

>>40599730
not even a profile pic

>>40599734
super light filmography, one title cropped out, but thats it

>>40599734
these stats are weird, this one is linear but that negative spike is kinda strange. amaxon owns imdb btw

>>40599730
2020 is when they started the ritual. all of the reddit posts, the imdb entries, the wikipedia article, etc all of it was created in 2020.

>>40597020 (OP)
I keep telling myself that I won't be doing it tomorrow, but I know I'm just lying to myself. I will be doing tomorrow. We all will.

>>40597366
>dude in the back is the only one with glowing eyes
Like this alien thing in pic related?

Someone said last thread that "Roy Jay was of the Ancient Arabic Order of the Mystic Shrine."

Is there any proof of that? I figured he was a Mason but is this actually claimed anywhere else online?

>>40599666
spooky digits

A few rare Roy's that appeared in the wild

>>40599755
Spooky!

>>40599926

>>40599926
Bloated Elvis era

>>40599926
/S/lither

>>40599863
I don't see any connection myself. There are things that could be masonic in Roy's appearances, but this particular branch doesn't seem to fit.

The article from Stats magazine claims that they acquired a vinyl, but then they don't show it in the article.
https://statmagazine.org/roy-jay-internet-demon/

>>40600176
he's totally real but we have never written about him or covered him or acknowledged his existence before today.... he's totally real though and anyone that disagrees is a crank!!1 oh and i have the vinyl but i won't prove it because that feeds into the problem
lol... transparent as fuck

>>40600204
>we asked the professor of psychology at cornell university about roy jay and he said its just le heckin false memories

royjay is just an (very poor) attempt to discredit the actually real mandella effect

>>40599741
He was a fuckin nobody.

>>40599741
>Pebble Mill at One
Yet another thing I didn't know he was in. This a new Roysidue also?

>>40600346
That's the Spookin' Down The Street performance.

I was seeing if there was anagrams of Roy Jay and there basically aren't, but I found this:
>JAY
>Noun
>a bird of the crow family with boldly patterned plumage, typically having blue feathers in the wings or tail
>a person who talks at length in a foolish or impertinent way
I wasn't aware of that second meaning. A good stage name all things considered.

If you do a Google search of I used to be a schizophrenic but we're both okay now you get no quotes but a ton of Tshirts and things like that. If you scroll down enough the results are about schizophrenia like webmd and pages like that.
And that's it.

i recommend watching this video, it might shed some light on this:

https://youtu.be/3o9ptaBI994?si=dPVkhZpS1m-n2-MJ

>>40600470
Was your picrel generated by ChatGPT Native Image Generator shrunk from 1024x1536 to 1000x1503 to avoid suspicion?
It only appears in 4chan threads.

>>40600560
I'm only reposting it. It has shrunk?
I believe Roy is purely AI. Is this some evidence pointing to that?

>>40600579
No, it's evidence that some anon has been creating fake Roysidue and then other people have kept reposting it.
But it's good, it looks legit, which, I guess, is the spooky part. The slithery part.

>>40600623
What's special about 1000x1536? Can't you just ask for other measurements? I haven't really ever used the thing, bear that in mind.

>>40600646
*1024x1536

2019? Wtf
https://m.soundcloud.com/cheapshowpod/ep-122-the-ballad-of-roy-jay

>Physics is mine to dictate.

>>40600176
What a weird article, it just basically insults people who are just having fun with a wacky conspiracy.

>>40600749
everytime this is posted i repeated that i strongly suspect the american guy on this podcast created this whole thing
they talk about roy here on a podcast that has a similar summoned demon skit in it:
https://www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-407-talk-to-us

you got bamboozled

>>40600749
That was already posted I think. I don't think I listened to it the first time, I'm listening to it now.
Man it's hard to pay attention, they are pretty lame.
I mean this is fake and backdated, you know the deal. They are too enthusiastic. And they do weird noises. Man is it good though. It is. I mean the quality of the AI fake, not the podcast. They talk about nothing. And the laughs sound weird.

>>40600823
its the only source for the story that Roy faked his own death and its from 2019

>>40600793
Explain how one person can spoof years/decades old videos and comments not just on youtube but across the internet. Are youre saying that person is a google insider or something?

>>40600650
That's the default output size. No, it's that or 1536x1024 or 1024x1024.
These sizes are used as output because of the way the technology works, it's the most efficient and other sizes would either take longer or use more resources.
The details remain secret sauce but I suspect they produce an imagine that is 1024x1024, and then they fill the missing picture in 2 batches of 512x512, because, the math matches, and they must be using an UNET somewhere (which does the power of 2 64->128->256->512 thing that makes drawing pictures so fast.)
Anyway, the important part is that AIs have become so good at making pictures that look real that we have resorted to looking at picture dimensions, so resizing to 1000x1503 takes that away. At least nobody is doing that the other way around, resizing real pictures to 1024x1536 so we think it's AI, so if you see those numbers, it's almost guaranteed to be an AI generation.

>>40600845
Where is that part? Timestamp?
>>40600856
That's very interesting information, thanks anon.

>>40600895
at the beginning of the first roy segment they talk about the rumors around him

>>40600927
>the first roy segment
Around what minute in the podcast? Is it at the middle, at the end, in the beginning?

>>40600749
It is bad and rambly and without a direction but at the same time almost ultrafocused. I still have to get to the Roy Jay part.

today is tomorrow so i SHALL be doing it. nothin personell weirdos

>>40600848
Your post is triggering my ESL detector

>>40601001
At least he can be understood in more than one language, unlike you.

>>40601001
Good job deflecting from the contents of my post retard

>>40600927
There isn't a Roy segment, I'm calling it. You're lying.

By what hour would little kids be put to bed in the uk in the 80's?

At least! It begins at 58 minutes. That was a mindnumbing hour.

>>40600749
I'm talking about this podcast. Listen from 1:08:24 to 1:08:35
>Did he ever exist?

They misinterpret Chic as being the band Chic. That's why that anon was so redundant on that idea days ago, I imagine.

Wait...WTF??? You mean people don't remember "Roy's Rundown?" It was a comedy show in the early '90's hosted by Roy Jay??? This is a joke, righT? Guys I'm freaking out

>>40601167
between 7pm-9pm depending on age

>>40600793
>>40601001
Where did you go? I was hoping to see your explanation on how one guy could pull this off.

>>40601328
The monkhouse show was broadcasted at 21:00 I'm pretty sure. It's just on the edge, that limit where the kids should be in bed already. Roy wasn't even the first thing on the program. I don't think Spook and Slither were a playground thing at all.
Spook!
The podcast talks about other people the last 10 minutes. It's just about 20 minutes about Roy, with a lot of audio clips.
Slither!

>>40600312
How many titles do you have to your name? That's what I thought. Hopefully Roy Jay penetrates your tender hole with his hellishly bloated dong

>>40601037
there are at least two
roy is an established meme in uk comedy circles

>>40601311
> so redundant on that idea
HELLO SIR I SPEAK ENGLISH YES

>>40601461
ESLs are being paid to promote this conspiracy as truth because of the lie that ""Roy"" spent his final years in Spain.They want it to seem more convincing

>>40601495
>because of the lie that ""Roy"" spent his final years in Spain.
Is it a lie? What happened then?

>>40601449
You mean on this podcast or in other podcast?

I'm gonna boogie on down to the disco

>>40601547
he was in london

>>40601856
Don't worry, I trust you anon.
No but seriously are we just making things up now?

>>40597020 (OP)
ROY JAY is BOB GEORGE

>>40600312
i posted the imdb pics. i work in the industry, i have connections with most everyone at this point. connections meaning 1 to 2 degrees of separation. its a small industry so it doesnt take that long to accomplish. i have zero connections to roy jay or anyone who ever worked on a show with him. thats unusual because even a small tv show has hundreds ot people in the credits and once you work in hwood, its hard to leave. test me, name anyone and ill show the connections i have as a person who never even lived or worked in hwood

i have way more credits than roy jay and im a behind the scenes person.

>>40600793
I listened to the whole thing and I didn't hear a thing about Roy. I might have missed it, the podcast is rather tedious.

>>40602578
9:15 minutes they talk about how wrong the video looks
the other one is where they mention the urban legend of him faking his own death

I used to be Roy's bodyguard during the 1977 salt lake city tour. Let me tell you the guy was kind and funny but he also had his demons, especially when he tapped into that whisky.

Stay weird, cheers, Jeff.

>>40602672
You're right. What is the date of this podcast, the 407 one?

A DEEP FRIED SHOE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>40602672
And you are the anon who thinks these guys are the ones behind it all?

>>40597020 (OP)
Roy Jay? More like Jay Roy

>>40600767
The insulting tone is generally indicative of an agenda (think John Oliver.)
It's also how shills talk when called out.

Threadly reminder that it's far more likely that Roy was shadow banned as a topic. This accounts for material being temporarily unavailable.
The bot generated backdated comments are another issue tho.

>>40603162
>Roy was shadow banned as a topic.
Why would anyone do that though? And why did it not affect some of the videos while It affected other videos or the wiki page?
Sch... Spook!

>>40600555
Lol

Weird

>>40602171
The "Roy" entity and the "B.O.B." entity are one in the same...

>>40603067

>>40603372
Lmao good one

>>40603588
>>40603350
Maybe he's being shadowbanned because certain powers view him as a vehicle for a greater being; something strong enough to actually influence our material reality in a way that has confirmation, but greatly diluted to survive the scrutiny our culture and sensibilities

>>40602710
This is code, for us tapping into a demon's energy

>>40603870
>certain powers view him as a vehicle for a greater being
His iconic theme song is called "Vehicle" after all...
I agree though, the beings that the elites truly venerate are always the obscure, hidden ones that few know about.

BACON AND BEANS

Do you guys also think Spook and Slither can be allegories for a discrete/straight line and a continuous or curvy line
Straight movement - sudden, shocking, unpredictable, undifferentiable, breaking under tension, usually undefined, whiplash
Curvy movement - smooth, non differentiable change, many different directions, not noticable, moving according to tension, usually defined, whip
This stuff is used in construction I’m sure which adds to the Freemason influence (ruler and compass)

>>40603386
Maybe we can combine technologies? Like, use this one to gen the pic, and a deep fake one to swap this guy's face with Roy's so it looks like him.

>>40603959
Why would they worry about a more concentrated, unfiltered manifestation?
Is some irrational part of them convinced his power is making their ideas and behaviors banal, and therefore acceptable?
That reminds me of the lyric from the Tears For Fears song "Raoul and the Kings of Spain"
>Making it plain, making it sane/to turn this loss into a gain

>>40601315
You pulled that from your ass

>>40603968
BICCIES?!

>>40604257
>Roy Jay being the black and white suit, white glove wearing, "travelling man"
>Paired up with The (30) Three Degrees
Hmmm....

>>40601449
I don't think he is

>>40604600
the vril are the "secret" of the masons as well as the scientologists and the nazis. the vril are thought to be saurian, as in dinosaur-ian. they had tech from atlantis that they didnt know how to use so they traded it to the nazis. the nazis learned how to clone humans and how to transfer consciousness during rem sleep.

they mimic human behavior, roy is a mime.

they use a REM interruptor tech to steal/view your consciousness, roy wears pajamas

they are parasites that take over humans, bodysnatch. Roy says "youll all be doing it tomorrow"

roy is probably a droned human. he is likely to return as a clone. many such cases in entertainment, especially music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtSzpKiARrI

>>40604706
he is
"its always roy jay"

>>40604783
who said that

>>40602171
That slick backed Paddie wit all the gold in his mouth?

https://youtu.be/mFhyNKxd33Y?si=B4nFKZ_arT_qnGnO

>>40605077
for someone who doesnt like pumpkins you sure carry enough of them motherfuckers

>>40605086
Haha! Hell yeah, man.

>>40605086
That spooky mothafucka with Ides voice?

>>40605086
Don't like pumpkin pie? What kind of spook are you?

>>40605219
^ he doesn't know the secret. What do I look like baby, yesterday's spook?

40605086

>>40605358
i'll slap your ass over to the next island

>>40603870
Why did they stop the shadowbanning then? This narrative makes no sense.
Spook!

>>40606407
Because they know it would be too suspicious if they did. People would notice.

>>40606508
So they shut it down just for a while?
>People would notice
What would they have noticed exactly? That a comedian from the past does exist? Who cares?
This "shadowbanned for a while" theory doesn't make sense at all. It just adds to the confusion. Spook!

So no one's going to question why the Grayyman channel guy was silent for 2 years, uploaded a video on Roy Jay and disappeared again?
His voice sounds suspiciously AI, but he does show some emotion when reading and even laughs once in the video...

What if the grayman is an AI?

>>40601547
he doesn't exist retard

>>40599847
That could be the real Roy in the back

>>40606731
I'm sure of that. But in the "official" story he died in Spain. I was asking for clarification. The obvious bot didn't respond. Now you insult me and respond with a phrase that doesn't make sense inside the conversation: the conversation wasn't about if he did or didn't exist (he didn't), it was about where did he die. But you don't attack the other part of the conversation, which according to the view expressed in your comment should be rather dumb too! You are obviously a bot, or rather a minuscule part of an AI. Now you will continue following your programming, or shut down.

>>40606719
That is a possibility. However not even a month has passed, maybe tomorrow he'll upload. His Roy video was his most popular, if this really is a youtuber that uploaded a bunch of videos a year ago, but didn't like the results in terms of views and decided to quit, and now he's trying again, he should and probably will continue. If he doesn't... That would be weird.
Spook!
By the way: has anyone here thought about the parallels between Roy Jay and the Ayy image from the supposed 2017 thread? I won't elaborate further.

>>40606789
>6789
Its really weird how his official death is in 2007 but also apparently he was in a wheelchair in 2015

>>40606867
About that Stat article, take a look at this:
>Jay spent his earliest years in South Wales and Cork before his family eventually settled in the small mining town of Atherton, Greater Manchester. >Among the town’s older population, he is easily remembered. “We used to go on bike rides through the fields to Daisy Hill,” says Margaret, a 78-year-old Athertonian. >“One day as we were going to get over a stile with the bikes there was a massive frog right in front of us. I’m terrified of owt like that so Roy went first and picked up a stick. He proceeded to push the stick on the frog’s back head. All I can remember was the frog’s guts spewing out of its mouth.”
So this would be an anecdote of a childhood friend of his! Oh that must mean this journalist has actually asked for what the local people remember about Roy! How considerate! Why is this the one thing that's written? I think this isn't a quote from somewhere else on the internet. Read what it says, it's spooky.
Slither!
Is owt a word?

>>40606982
"Owt "and "nowt" are Northern English words for "anything" and "nothing". They're basically the same as "aught" and "naught".

>>40606982
I love how all the anecdotes about him are like this. There's not a single story of him where he acts like a normal human being. It's always stuff like:
>Ol' Roy Jay? Yeah, I know him. Saw him rotate his head 360 degrees once, that's all I remember. Still don't know how he managed that. He was always such a prankster.

>>40607121
It's rather Lynchian, the framing of these impossible feats and bizarre behaviors as normal quirks of a normal man

>>40607068
Okay, didn't know that, thank you.
>>40607121
>Yeah, Roy Jay, great guy, met him a lot. He was so weird he used to cook slippers.

>>40607121
Though he hates weird people, he himself is a weird person...

>>40607121
>shame about his demons, though

>>40605620
Based Prince enjoyer

>>40606820
>By the way: has anyone here thought about the parallels between Roy Jay and the Ayy image from the supposed 2017 thread? I won't elaborate further.

>Ayy pic posted and 4chan crashed.
>Roy Jay posted after biggest 4chan hack ever, as the site came back up.
Literal opposites in a way...
Roy is of alien origin? Is that why he says he's a travelling man and calls humans weird?

>>40607214
>And I can take you to the nearest star.
I'm not taking it that way exactly.
>Roy JAyy
I'm just saying that as 4chan phenomenons, they have similarities, some of them quite subtle.

>>40606731
mad about roy jay, are you mate?

>>40607489
mad about a demonic entity and a global conspiracy to force NPC cattle to accept that truth and reality are fluid and can be changed? yeah I'm mad

>>40607514
yeah a global conspiracy to invent an obscur comedian that yells "slither".

sure man

get fucked idiot. no more replies to feed your attention needs

>>40607519
>yeah a global conspiracy to invent an obscur comedian that yells "slither".
>
>sure man

>>40607519
>>40607542
mad about roy jay, are you mate?

>>40607137
if there is anything i could believe in all this bullshit its that Lynch saw Roy Jay on UK tv while he was filming commercials and doing interviews and made a mental note of it. then he added it to his mix of inscrutible pop culture references. not as a direct reference but just as the thought of this weird guy on the teevee that night in the hotel

maybe roy jay is a psyop designed for us to make friends. maybe the real slither is the weirdos we found along the way :)

>>40607247
Maybe Roy is the identity the alien shapeshifted into, in the vain hopes of gathering information on our culture and feelings
Like The Analyst from the Matrix 4

>>40607832
Why would he want to look like some kiddie fiddling poof

fucking zoomers latching on to terrible 80s television as le spooky meme is the funniest thing to me

oooooh, i could crush a slenderman

>>40607847
Aliens would logically have poor understanding of what appeals to us, to our specific demographics; Roy gaining any appeal at all was a fluke

>>40607854
I'm laughing my arse off here too mate. Imagine how they'd react to the Phantom Raspberry Blower

>>40607854
>muh zoomers

I keep seeing this. People blaming all of this on the zoomers, but I fail to see what they have to do with any of the this.

>>40607870
No one else would be dumb enough to think this demon ai shit was real.

>>40607870
It's mostly from FaceBoomers that wanted to keep this all to themselves for no greater reason at all

>>40607870
It's just another contrived way of trying to create division.

Incidentally, Lynch talks about the Suffocating Clown Rubber Suit of Negativity, which is a concept very similar to Solar Plexus Clown Gliders.
Spook!
http://makeyourownrabbithole.com/blog/2015/01/28/david-lynch-and-clown-suit-of-negativity

>>40607885
a roy division, if you will

>>40608071
Well done, sir. Fantastic, even.

>>40599863
His bit about being a “traveling man” is totally a Masonic reference. “Are you a traveling man?” question was one of the ways they would identify each other in public.

>>40608071
Kek

>>40608201
This is bullshit by the way, they ask if you're on the Square

>>40608328
You are retarded. There are many different ways to acknowledge Masonic affiliation. This is one of them. You are a faggot.

>>40608071
I fear the spooks will tear us apart
again

>>40608201
In Spooking down The Street we can see Jachin and Boaz so yeah Roy was probably affiliated with the freemasons

>>40608071
>>40608373
I laughed so hard I farted, fuck you both

The "travelling man" variant is really weird. In the LP he sings the original lyrics. Only in the monkhouse introduction he says "travelling man". It truly sounds like a little variation that would be a wink of sorts, it can't be unintentional.
But who is this winking for?
It might be a red herring, it's too obvious. An AI can do masonic dogwhistles too.

>>40599995

Anyone tried contacting these cunts?

>>40608621
>An AI can do masonic dogwhistles too
Especially an AI built by freemasons

>>40608661
Hmmm... Take a look at the Pebble Mill Studios logo, maybe you'll find It interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_Mill_Studios

>>40608661
>a circle with the company's initial
>a play symbol
>an eye
But of a stretch here

>>40608728
Are you vaccinated?

>>40608728
Shhh you'll set off the schizos who insist everything must have some hidden evil meaning

>>40608771
>>40608780
>insist everything must have some hidden evil meaning
Yep, definitely vaccinated

>>40608794
Your mother is vaccinated nigger

>>40608794
Funnier still is their uptick after discussing the possibility of Roy and his life being the disguise persona of an alien

In the Monkhouse show, Roy enters the circle on the stage exactly when he starts singing. He remains un that circle, slithering left and right, only getting out when he finished the routine.
With one exception: when he talks about the crabs walking by, he steps out of the boundaries of the circle for a second. Is this a reference to lateral thinking as a means of escaping the theatrical stage, as crabs walk laterally (and he mimes it so)?

>>40608908
This satire is too subtle I fear

>>40608908
Moreover, the circle is a metaphor for the tiny island in the middle of the city, from which he swims towards the other island. Maybe then the fact that there are two crabs is symbolic of connection with other beings, opposing isolation. The end of the skit, in which he doesn't get a clue because he IS obsessed with the food products, could imply the disconnection of modern man with his most basic instincts, not overcoming them, but rather forgetting them and replacing them with brands, advertising, data.

>>40609014
Or maybe the girl with the grass skirt is here a symbol of Nature, of the Wilderness (she wasn't properly civilised at first, it took 17001 tries), of uncharted Reality, of Truth. But when she talks in english at last, he then doesn't seem to understand her language. He has been hypnotized by the BICCIES and by the Apple crumble and by other thousand little things, forgetting The Main Attraction.

>>40609090
The circle of the stage also mimics another circle — the spotlight. Its limits are surrounded by darkness. We prefer to search for the keys we lost where there is light, even if we didn't lost them there. We can point to things that we see in the world around us. That's the luxury of naming that journalism is made out of. But that appearance of objectivity comes at the cost of ignoring and denying that which is dark and obscure, and instead pointing at a particular picture. Look at it, under the light of a lamp. It is beautiful, we've been told. It is so and so. We clap. Curtains.

>>40608908
>>40609014
>>40609090
>>40609193
Im digging this esoteric royism

>>40608908
Still very reminscent of the Ligotti story "Gas Station Carnivals"

>>40609234
Thank you, anon.
I'll add this: the Monkhouse appearance is divided in two segments of almost exactly the same runtime (4:04), one full of one-liners and non sequiturs, and the other is the desert island story which is the total opposite, that is, a narrative with a beginning, a middle and an end.
Spook!

>>40609289
Good recommendation, anon! I'm halfway through and enjoying the story so far. It is spooky!

>You DO remember the Gas Station Carnivals, right anon?
It is very similar to this whole thing, I must admit.

>>40609289
That was a nice short story. Ligotti is an incredible horror writer.
More like Gaslight Station Carnivals am I right?... I'll see myself out.

>>40608642
Theyre on Facebook in the RJ group, someone should message them

>>40609789
Could ask them why their dad got his cock out in front of startled kids

>>40609866
It was midnight already.

>>40609973
For his career

>Spool! Sphincter!
>Some of you maybe will be doing something similar next week!

>>40610070
No, I mean that show. It was past midnight, literally.

>>40609866
And by the way, the incident in which he exposed his Big Brother Spike to the public was in the year 1984. Orwell's book was being written in 1948 (Roy's birthyear). Is it maybe way too obvious for a reference?
Now hop over this with doubletalk! They're watching you, you don't want to disappoint!

>>40610256
>room 101 contains the thing you cant stand
>roy cant stand weird people
>room 101 must be full of weird people

mfw roy predicted reddit

>>40610316
Kek

Someone on /ic/ said my drawings are unsettling, so I'm going to draw Roy for a bit now.
Please post good references of you have any. Video screen caps aren't ideal.

>>40610433
Not bad, kind of spooky.
>>40607736#
There was a weird Lenny Henry connection in this other thread.

>>40610446
Thank you very much.
I'll do this one next when I have the energy not to half ass it.

>>40610474
I support this endeavor

>>40610433
You are to art what nails were to the very Christ.

>>40610890
That's actually the highest praise.
I wouldn't go that far, but I do like the picture.

>>40597020 (OP)
IM GETTING HIT BY THE ROY JAY JOY RAY RIGHT NOW

>>40611068
Look how miserable he is. That's the face of a man who can't believe he's stuck doing this stupid gimmick if he wants to stay on TV.

>>40611194
imagine how bad his stage clothes smelled

>>40611328
Oh lord. The gusset must look like a miner's hankerchief

>>40611328
Stinking Down The Street

>>40611405
tongue like the staff room carpet in a london school

>>40600793
has anyone looked into this or asked them if they were the Roy OP

AI models with a knowledge cutoff from before April 2025 have no idea who Roy Jay is.

so i looked this thing up on google trends to see if anything came up. nothing except for a time when ray jay was in the news for banging that whore.
to compare data i threw in something from memory. the punk british show so i used the actor from it to compare rik blahblablah
ill post 3 more screens

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>>40612151
g

chat gpt 2024 data set brings him up
hmm

>>40597366
Their faces look ai generated
But in like a 2 year old ai generated way

>>40603463

I'm spooked that there are unrelaxed weirdos who aren't slithering into doing it tomorrow. What is "it" you may ask, shhh you know what

>>40597020 (OP)
Glowies are running a training exercise to summon a person's digital history from the ether to give a background for their spies. If someone with no footprint visits china, they're cooked. If someone with a civillian background visits, they can visit. If 4chan detectives can notice he's fake, the CCP can notice he's fake.
>but he's dead
It's a training exercise for the nerds to insert his fake background into the web without anyone noticing, and its an iterative process. If they fail, they try a new person.

>>40612372
>this never happened before this is the first time ever stop making conspiracies about demons
sure dude. very convincing post

>>40612397
What? Why do you think its a demon?

>>40612430
I'm not saying it. the original poster is saying it

>>40597342
Unrelaxed

also used rik mayall as a controll. knew who he was.

>>40610446
>Lenny Henry used to work with the band King Crimson
>Roy's name means both "King" and "Red"
Hmm....

>>40612469
>>40612199
>>40612156
>>40612151
>>40612148
Rik Mayall is very similar to Roy. Both are British actors that play that same "jester" archetype... The character he played in Drop Dead Fred was literally a Roy type entity, a being that acted as an imaginary friend but was subtly implied to be a mind parasite of some kind...

>>40612372
This is backwards. As I told you, he was shadow banned as a topic. He wasn't interested into reality, he was edited out and then corrected.
It's possible there's another Roy Jay who was on the glownigger radar and had been memoryholed and our Roy was collateral damage and this has been an exercise to test if a topic can be restored while still maintaining suppression of the original information.
What is the topic was "Hunter Biden laptop?" They would want to be sure like could find the dick pics and incestuous footjobs, but not his business connections.

>>40612829
>another Roy Jay who was on the glownigger radar and had been memoryholed
We discovered that already, its Roy Jay from portland

>>40612996
>portland
>voodoo doughnuts
>comet ping pong
>pizzagate

>>40613008
He looted? Lol!

>>40612829
I could be persuaded that Roy Jay was a shadowbanned topic on social media due to his use in the "you gon' get raped" and "that rustled my jimmies" meme
this is more plausible than any AI nonsense

>>40613349
>this is more plausible than any AI nonsense

>>40613380
why is thom yorke in that picture
is he AI and all?

>>40613401
No he's just deformed

>>40612496
im using him as a controll because he is a similar charecter.
>british
>obsure celeberty
>same time period
i know this rik guys real beause i didnt even know his name. scoured my memorys for 80s british shit. rembered my mom would play this british punk sitcom, looked up "british punk sitcom" and recognized the young bloods. ok found it. then just picked the first guy credited as an actor. if he comes up roy should come up because theyre around at the same time and place alegedly.

>>40613688
Rik Mayall isn't obscure, everyone over 30 in the UK knows who he was the man was a legend

>>40597020 (OP)
Reading his wikipedia:
>He performed with musical accompaniment and wearing a convict's uniform
Referencing the slave class / non-Masons.
>telling jokes interspersed with his "spook!" and "slither hither" catchphrases
'Spook!' is like a heavy handed hint as to what he was created by (spook agency). 'slither hither' is him referring to himself as a snake, who slithers to or from a place (obviously like a liar and trickster).

Another interesting thing is that he was on the "Bob Monkhouse" show, and he was originally named Jørgensen which is derived from the Greek name for George. Bob and George. IYKYK, lmao.

Another funny bit
>Roy Jay died peacefully at home in November 2007. He was 59 years old
Lol he just died naturally at 59?

>>40612496
the tihng is rik comes up in AI searches pre 2025.

roy however does NOT at all. the ai is confused both deepseek 2024 and gemini 2021

google trends is similar with no searches really for "roy jay" while plenty of searches are for rik.
there is a spike for roy jay when ray jay was in the news so that makes sense; typo searches.

when you look into the things being searched: roy jay isnt being looked up its other stuff that got mixed in like "rachle ray jay". when you search rik its all stuff you would expect like. " is rik blahblah married" "did rik die" etc.

roy jay didnt exist pre 2025
>reddit spacing

>>40613696
>some would say the same about roy jay
whats an obsure britsh 80s actor i could use instead brit bong?

>>40613761
Bernie Winters

>>40607121
That's what I noticed, his most famous 'acts' were him doing weird pedo jokes and exposing himself publicly on stage. Then the personal anecdotes are him doing weird shit. It's like a psycho version of Mr. Bean

>>40613771
got me there he doesnt come up on my deepseek model (shitty model)

>>40613852
I mean he wasn't famous for long, he had a couple of guest appearances on Bob Monkhouse and Little and Large, then got hired as part of a sketch show ensemble that he wasn't invited back for further series than the sad, tragic final appearance on Pebble Mill before shuffling off to the pub circuit in Spain

>>40613870
Could also try
Jeff Stevenson
Jimmy Cricket
The Krankies
Rod Hull
Phil Cool

>>40597020 (OP)
I think this was made by that "have you seen this man in your dreams" group. They also did that "November Prophecy" stunt which seemingly had retroactive 'proof' of a thing existing.
Essentially I think this is them attempting to make a fake or extremely obscure comedian a living meme. Notice how he says "you'll all be going it tomorrow". It means you'll be 'doing the meme' tomorrow i.e saying spook and slither randomly. If I remember correctly, this group of people is specifically interested in researching how ideas form and spread.

Posted?

>>40613771
>>40613899
Bob Carolgees
Jimmy Clitheroe
Mr Pastry
Michael Bentine
David Copperfield (the other one)
Trevor and Simon
Richie Kavanagh
Mike Yarwood
Bella Emberg
The Iceman
John Antrobus

>>40614209
Also try Wendy Carlos
Randomly appeared in my YouTube recommendations, androgynous red-headed female electronic musician from the 1970s that I've never heard of before
Name and career are similar to the one from the other timeline, but their appearance and life are still different

>>40614266
nice try matmos mate

>>40614294
thats momus you fat twat

>>40603386
>>40612455
absolute top fucking kek
please make this the image of the next thread

>>40598178
>>40597020 (OP)
>>40597020 (OP)
>>40612455
>>40603386
will the real roy jay please stand up
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/onDueen9vVY

'roy jay the indian sex demon' i can feel it sirs
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40084357/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_sex_competition_hoax

>>40614294
>>40614300
I don't know who that is
You're trying to make me post my face again, aren't you

>>40614418
ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY

>>40599847
>>40599935
>>40599943
>>40599949
in every photo his ears look like they're located at a different point on his head, too much of a difference for it to be explained through different angles of his head. What the fuck is going on

>>40614997
>What the fuck is going on
ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY ROY JAY
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/onDueen9vVY

>>40606982
>>40607121
It's like the AI is mixing up his quirky comedian act with actual things in his real life. Like the AI understands that comedians may do absurd things for comedy, but the AI doesn't realize that the performer lives a relatively normal life when he's not on stage.

>>40613349
Can you show an example of those memes with Roy Jay? I haven't seen one.

roy jay is a candidate for clone resurection. obscure, alive/dead, who knows. clone him and bring him back as a tool to make more money.

i distinctly remember john popper of blues traveler dying in the late 90s of a heart attack, yet here he is touring again after making almost no new music since then.

perhaps roy jay clone was disbanded because of the attention on here?

>>40614209
it got a number of these but didnt know a few
im using a realy small version of deepseek. maybe an anon witha better pc can try it.im using the lm studio app its easy to use and the 5gb deep seek version 2024

>>40614209
>Bob Carolgees

>>40615463
>rj
this guy didnt exist until recently

>>40615258
His comedy bits are also just so weird I refuse to believe that a human came up with them. He randomly just says "Spook!" and "I'm gonna slither..." then flails around. What is it even supposed to mean?

>>40613752
Yeah I watched Drop Dead Fred over a year ago, before the RJ stuff so Im pretty sure Rik is real, albeit a bit mysterious. Roy however seems so artificial...

>>40615476
It was the early 80s, experimental weird shit was all the rage

>>40615268
That's the odd thing, people definitely remember the Roy PJs image being used in these memes, yet there's no true examples online. This is one of the oddest parts about this for me.

>>40613745
Wonder if the number 59 has occult significance...

>>40615717
I do remember it too. If not that image, it was some image of a dude in red pyjamas. I can't find it anywhere.
Does anyone remember anythong about that meme? Any detail or context whatsoever, like if you remember seeing it on a particular board or year.

>>40615717
the OP posted claiming he was referencing these memes

>>40615733
"5" 3+3+3 the prime is summation of a prime to equate to 9, subversive to a classic pentacle number.

>>40615751
I feel like I saw it on Memebase back in like 2010~ or something

>>40615755
Do you mean the OP from the original thread? No he didn't, at least not explicitly. What do you mean?

>>40615769
You feel like you saw it on a page that's just meme compilations 15 years ago? Are you mad?

>>40615751
The meme used to be pasted on thousands of images of weird looking people. Now it seems to be highly censored and shadowbanned because of normiefags.
I think it is highly possible that one of his pictures was used in one.

>>40615802
That's the only place that it seems like it would've been. Doesn't seem like a 4chan thing

>>40615877
What do you mean? It's a meme! Memes are used, and only then catalogued. I saw this meme kind if recently, let's say on the last 2 years aprox. On 4chan almost certainly. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>>40615876
>Shadowbanned because of normies
What?
>Along weird looking people
Can you give me an example?

>>40615924
You must be very new to the internet if you don't know what I am referring to. There used to be a highly popular meme where it would be like an image of a weird and/or creepy looking person (there was no set image it was a whole bunch), and white text that said "You gon' get raped".
That used to be the style of humor back in the day. I tried duckduckgo and that gave me little to no results, but I am sure other search engines have something

Remember anons, Roy Jay is a digger(demonnigg), not AI or a real real person.

Its a clown demon from hell. Its fine just relax and sleep like a metaphor or something. We need to relax.

>>40615946
Oh, yes, I'm very new. Matter of fact, I was born yesterday.
Do you have some example of this "highly popular" meme? A link? Something at all?

>>40615981
https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/you-gonna-get-raped
"The image macro series usually depicts a threatening glance or an intense stare directed either towards someone else in the pic or through the fourth wall, leaving the viewers with a strange sense of vulnerability"
"eggyolk's site led to an impressively prolific bunch of 71 variations on the fad"
Although funnily enough I have no idea why they have that picture of a black man as the meme, I never remember that at all.

>>40615957
>>40615961
https://youtu.be/U4GykEEmo5c

https://youtu.be/MUCjAGgiPX4

https://youtu.be/cHcVU5cGUNE

>>40615908
It was the type of meme that you'd see on Memebase but would get made fun of on here, lol

>>40615981
>>40615999
picrel, one shitty example

>>40616006
Well then it had to come from somewhere, let's say reddit. It has to have an origin.

>>40616005
https://youtu.be/7tNoSD0cei4

https://youtu.be/4O86JJHoiRg

https://youtu.be/41O_MydqxTU
Mawry

>>40616021
I searched the image and foumd It only without the text. I'm not gon get conned.

Illuminate time travelers

Mandela brot zoom

Time travel video from alternate time line.

Judas

Real forgotten comedian.

Ai ghost

Idk

>>40616038
>Look! I posted the captcha, that means I'm not a bot!

>>40616044
It's not like a reverse image search would magically show you every single similar image that has ever been posted, that's not how the internet works

>>40616057
It would show me where did you get that image with that text specifically, yes. That's exactly how a search engine works.

>>40616069
I got it from the link I posted, you retard.

>>40616069
>https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/photos/898496-you-gonna-get-raped
>https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/you-gonna-get-raped
ITT: Newfag anon doesn't know how to browse the internet

>>40616038
Inside an empty room - My inspiration flows
https://youtu.be/dGfi8w03YTI
Now wait to hear the tune - Around my head it goes
https://youtu.be/TmHZDpvtppU
The magic melody - You want to sing with me
https://youtu.be/LRP8d7hhpoQ
Just la la la la la - the music is the key
https://youtu.be/EqFbx6DtLSw
And now the night is gone - Still it goes on and on
https://youtu.be/v2NZs-t-slg
So deep inside of me - I long to set it free
https://youtu.be/7sHDjZ3waSg
I don't know what to do - Just can't explain to you
https://youtu.be/xTemcPZw8Eo
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word
https://youtu.be/_FrOQC-zEog

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing
https://youtu.be/iOPMncYfD3c

>>40597020 (OP)
Fuck it's been too long since we had something interesting on this board that didn't die in just eight replies

>>40616083
https://youtu.be/8Jv6ZJC2yUY
It's all a game of this or that, now versus then
Better off against worse for wear
And you're someone who knows someone who knows someone
I once knew, and I just want to be a part of this
The road outside my house is paved with good intentions
Hired a construction crew 'cause it's hell on the engine
And you are the dreamer and we are the dream
I could write it better than you ever felt it

So hum "Hallelujah" just off the key of reason
I thought I loved you, but it was just how you looked in the light
A teenage vow in a parking lot, 'til tonight do us part
I sing the blues and swallow them too

My words are my faith, to hell with our good name
A remix of your guts, your insides X-rayed
And one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster
We're a bull, your ears are just a china shop
I love you in the same way, there's a chapel in a hospital
One foot in your bedroom and one foot out the door
Sometimes we take chances, sometimes we take pills
I could write it better than you ever felt it
https://youtu.be/yKNxeF4KMsY

Its Judas Iscariot and he finally got saved. He inserted into this weird time line of faith. Roy Jay was saves! Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy rules!

>>40616073
You didn't post a link, smartass.
>>40616081
I know the meme. Does it have red pyjamas in it? Does it?

Judas betrayed Christ 8 times, Got reincarnated 8 times, and 8 is the number of renewal and resurrection in the bible.

>>40616113
>You didn't post a link, smartass.
Anon.. Do you have a mental disability? Genuine question. This is my post >>40615999

Hey man this is weird. But we're we all related to the bible. I was once a son of Olad, and nephew of Methusala who I was a spearman for. I stole the fruit and ran away. Let's all come out with it.

>>40616130
Oh I'm sorry yes I was being retarded. I thought you meant a link to that coned image concretely. I saw the black dude and didn't scroll down. My bad.
But still, I'm looking for a meme with a guy with red pyjamas. I don't know if it is this meme. I'll comb through the page, but I doubt that I will find something.

>>40616161
Well I don't remember one with red pajamas exactly, but I could easily imagine that macro being pasted over the one with Roy Jay having weird eyes, possibly hidden away somewhere on an obscure forum or something

>>40616177
The macro would fit the photo, that's for sure. The photo would also fit the rustling my jimmies meme.
I feel those are red herrings but can't explain why. Welp.
Spook!

>>40615472
Interesting

>>40616081
I swear this was linked to the Roy Jay PJs image originally
I'm shook that it isnt on that page at all
its a formative internet memory for me

I get. Im new. Good old Roy Jay. No home right now.

>>40616154
huh?

NEW THREAD
>>40618042
>>40618042
>>40618042