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Anonymous No.40605247 [Report] >>40605264 >>40605278 >>40605319 >>40605339 >>40605920 >>40606392 >>40607372 >>40607513 >>40607679
No Haunting?
I cursed God and Jesus Christ more times than I can count. Why isn't paranormal shit happening in my house?
Anonymous No.40605264 [Report] >>40605283
>>40605247 (OP)
“The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.” (2 Peter 3:9)
s No.40605278 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
That's why it doesn't happen.
Aten !LYEuHuoDEM No.40605283 [Report]
>>40605264
>Coming to repentance
AH, THERE'S THE RUB
Anonymous No.40605310 [Report]
Because you are secretly a god. It's when you take away your own sovereignty and worship an outside force that the fuckery begins, because you have given your power away to a parasitic force and brought yourself low in subservience (making you prey)
Anonymous No.40605319 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
Youre stuck here with us is your punishment
Anonymous No.40605339 [Report] >>40605431
>>40605247 (OP)
You’re not worth haunting. You don’t impact world events in any way because you’re a loser.
Anonymous No.40605431 [Report] >>40605439 >>40605440
>>40605339
I made the world more racist.
Anonymous No.40605439 [Report]
>>40605431
Based.
Anonymous No.40605440 [Report]
>>40605431
Other races make the world racist. You simply decrease the signal-to-noise.
Anonymous No.40605645 [Report]
>I pissed off the mind reading omnipotent thing
>why isn't the thing I want to happen happening
lol
Anonymous No.40605920 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
Why tf you trying to bring that shit upon your house, you bitch ass triflin' stoop-ass fuck-ass nih?
Anonymous No.40606392 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
Do you think god's a hitman anon?

Nah, god's a creator and you're made in his image so why don't you go create some common sense and stop asking weird questions.
Anonymous No.40607372 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
Because God isn’t vengeful. You’re here with your own free will.
Anonymous No.40607513 [Report]
>>40605247 (OP)
The only thing that will be haunted is your soul, anon. But if you renounce your ways and accept Christ, all sorts of amazing things will start happening in your life. Signs and synchronicities.
Anonymous No.40607679 [Report] >>40607892
>>40605247 (OP)
Consider the possibility that yoiu're just not important enough for the higher powers to care about your opinion.
Anonymous No.40607892 [Report]
>>40607679
There's nothing in scripture that says God's gonna put a haunting in your home if you curse Him. Other bad stuff maybe, but no hauntings.