Thread 40610918

Do you think a regions cuisine influences the type of paranormal or cryptids they experience?
If you look at places that eat chili peppers, garlic, and a wide variety of food, they have stronger paranormal cultures and connections to other realms. then places like England are eating a bunch of boring food like spotted dick and not having as strong of paranormal culture

>>40610918 (OP)
Blood sausage might be paranormal inducing

>>40610918 (OP)
England has a fuckton of ghosts, though.

Demons (the unhelpful ones) do not like good smelling things (this is why herbs like sage and incense are burned as part of good riddance)
So good-smelling or strong smelling foods i.e. blue cheese are said to expel them. Eating raw foods and blood can cause parasites (which are of Satan)

>>40610918 (OP)
fish and chips is salty tho, pretty sure that salt has the ability to ward of evil spirits or something

>>40611563
It does. There are reasons that salt works.
People and rocks as well as animals and ocean are made up of silicates (anions of oxygen and salt)
Plants too.
So demons do not like salt because demons are metaphysical and are not made of it like we are, and are jelly of our physical makeup.

>>40611563
It’s so sad when your best dish is breaded fish

>>40612209
https://youtu.be/26bgYpJOqcw

>>40610918 (OP)
Interesting theory.

America has some of the worse food standards and they have cryptids that love to murder everything.

Japan has a very bland diet. Not to dis it, I like the food but it's very simple and mostly salty. They have a very extensive list of spirits we know as yo-ki.

There is a lot more but these are the first two that come to mind.

>>40612179
If you don't like british food, you aren't white.

>>40612227
I disagree with your assessment
America has low standards because they have freedom they have tons of good food but also tons of bad food you can still find every world cuisine in America and you can find restaurants in every major city that do it just as well as they do it back home and Japan, I think they have excellent food as well

>>40612299
How much spotted dick have you eaten tonight?

>>40612316
Brown hands typed that.

>>40612400
I think it is a fair question go ahead and answer them

>>40610918 (OP)
We need a brit to explain what spotted dick tastes like. Do you guys eat it at certain times only or are you always hungry for some spotted dick

>>40611542
Look at Ireland, almost same location but with better food and they have way more cryptids
Leprechauns beat any British ghost
No one is afraid of polite ghosts with a British accent

>>40612735
>Look at Ireland, almost same location but with better food and they have way more cryptids
>Leprechauns beat any British ghost
>No one is afraid of polite ghosts with a British accent
Oh yeah...that world famous Irish cuisine.

What a fucking idiot. lol

Just thinking about this, jeets eat shit and happen to have the largest set of demons on record.

>>40612851
Their food sucks too. It’s just not nearly as bad as Britz.
None of this should surprise you guys is located that far away from the equator. Don’t have a large variety of plants fruit. Herbs, etc..

>>40612876
Indians eat way better than the British and they’re poor fucks
I much rather go have some masala curry or no then eat blood sausage and pudding that isn’t even sweet

>>40612876
at least they flavor food with spicy chiles and herbs
most cuisines use many flavors in a dish but the best the brits can do is put vinegar on fried fish and potatoes

>>40610918 (OP)
i'd try it but what is a sponge pudding?

>>40616892
Something british people love apparently

>>40611542
those are just victims of british cuisine

>>40610918 (OP)
>le English food is bad
retarded 4chan meme

>England not having a strong paranormal culture
also retarded and not true, all european nations have rich folklore, traditions, and paranormal activity

I come to /x/ to get away from the anti-british sentiment on most of the site, it's funny how you managed to stretch some hypothesis about boring food to make a thread taking shots at england on a paranormal board

anglo derangement syndrome is real

>>40618627
the british are great people but youre famous for having some of the worst food in europe
have you ever been off of 4chan? this has been a meme going back as long as i can remember, early nineties

>>40616682
Streetshitter cope. Seasoned cow shit is still cow shit.

You can tell the brit's have the worst food because they take from the jeets more than any other western country. British people like indian food more than everyone, makes sense when you see how bland their food is.

>>40618627
you guys are kinda the lowest on european folklore totem pole, or at least youve been passed and lapped. britain is like eastern europe with less attractive women

Has no one ever told the English how everyone feels about their food? Even the Slavic/Scandanavian/German countries have much better food

>>40619655
have you always eaten your spotted dick from a can? or do you get fresh dick sometimes?

>>40619944
Unsanitized brown hands typed that.

Why will none of these englishmen tell us what spotted dick tastes like?

>>40612299
u fancy a indian or a chinky lad ? maybe a kebab

this thread is about the paranormal implications of diet, not about making dick jokes to the british

I bet crowley ate spotted dick and he was into the paranormal, theory deboooooonked

>>40611563
>brits
>are food isnt bland, we use salt as a seasoning
You guys are so far ahead of the curve, maybe someday other areas will use this salt you speak of

>>40620015
kek
brits like to eat dick

>>40620630
>Spotted Dick

>>40610918 (OP)
chinese ghosts might work this way based on traditional chinese medicine moon runes... you are what you eat

>>40612735
You're being a right spanner.
Firstly, what difference is there really between English and Irish food? There's very little separating the two.
Secondly, England has plenty of folklore involving the paranormal - the black shuck, ogres, dragons, elves, boggarts, witches and their familiars, kelpies (although they are technically Scottish).
Take your Anglo pessimism back to /pol/ you utter knob jockey.

leave england alone
let them eat all the spotted dick they want