Thread 40614050

If neuralink is able to make you much more smarter, will you let it get in your brain?

>>40614050 (OP)
>If neuralink is able to make you much more smarter, will you let it get in your brain?
No for like a hundred reasons.
>what though it sounds GREAT
Go for it, get your booster shot too.

Even if it implants the whole sum of humanities cumulative knowledge it will not be able to implant the skills that are reasoning, rational, and logical needed obtain such knowledge and determine if it is truthful. It is the ultimate feed a man fish vs teaching a man to fish dilemma. A chip that "promises" infinite unlimited fish for life that they "promise" are safe for human consumption and won't rot your brain. If any of that sounds too good to be true ........ well then maybe there's hope for you yet.
(Note: neuralink has not made any such "promises")

>>40614076
Oh, one fun reason, your brain would get fried if you went through the planet's radiation belts LMAO

Yes. But only if it makes me smart enough to solve every one of my own problems.

>>40614050 (OP)
nope, stupid people have more fun

>>40614050 (OP)
no, im am the product of a low trust society

>>40614050 (OP)
no cuz I can just ask grok

>>40614050 (OP)
No

>>40614050 (OP)
nope.

>>40614050 (OP)
>much more smarter,
Maybe you need it
>will you let it get in your brain?
No, I can read books.

>>40614050 (OP)
good luck directly watching ads in your mind lmao
i hate the antichrist

Why would the elites want you to be smarter? Neuralink will recreate your thoughts with AI to bank off it or blackmail you into voting for the (((right))) party

>>40614050 (OP)
I’m already smarter than pretty much all of the people I know or have ever met.

>>40614050 (OP)
no

>>40614050 (OP)
>will you take the mark of the beast?
No, fuck off jew

>>40614050 (OP)
Not in this timeline

>>40614050 (OP)
elon swears it will cure all illness

So pretty much everyone is saying yes.

>>40614050 (OP)
point a microwave gun at anyone who gets it.

This will separate the soul from the soulless.

>>40614050 (OP)
yeah, i'm not that verbal so I'd like having a way to connect with the world

>>40615571
I know some of you are low IQ because the first thing you think of is always "it will send signals to my brain" when we barely have the tech to receive signals and we're to believe we understand it so well we can just send signals so precise it would create any kind of intelligible message to our brain

Glasses improve your vision.

Hear aids improve your hearing.

Cameras can capture a moment in time.

Computers that fit in your pocket contain all the world’s knowledge.

Incrementalism was always leading toward brain chips.

The choice is all or none, 1 or 0.

Tech good? Or tech bad?

>>40614050 (OP)
If you let people put that junk into your head, your intellect sure can't get any worse.

>>40617708
based literacy enthusiast

>>40618776
go get the private chip inside you then, retard

lets get neuralink in a world run by psychopathic ruling class I'm sure nothing will go wrong

Go watch Upgrade if you want to see what will happen.

>>40620296
they gonna hack those brainchips real fast

>>40614050 (OP)
I watched a movie once with Justin Timberlake and they were trading the credits for the remainder of their life, the device told them how long they could live. If they were scheduled to die, they lost power. Do you foresee any scenario where the common person will be permitted to own their own individual power?

>>40618801
wouldnt need glasses if we werent indoors growing up
wouldnt need hearing aids if there werent explosives or air compressors or straight piped hondas
the mind's eye is good enough
i have no use of all the worlds knowledge
i choose 0

>>40614050 (OP)
hell no nigga. But also, it won't do what Elon says it will do.

It needs to have a HDD and say your name every time a electrode touches the gel

Perry perry sause, hot hot hot but not like those KFC chilly just give me the electrode gel on a papercut

>>40616127
Don't flatter yourself 'Bunsen'. I was literally just laughing with your neighbor over how fucking stupid you are yesterday.

>>40623497
yeah no shit, theyll just get the technology good enough to control pepople

Glowies already have 1000x more powerful neural technology that can do everything neuralink can do and infinitely more with no implants needed. It's the technology responsible for havana syndrome, gangstalking, and electronic harassment so no I will not be having invasive brain surgery.

Yes

>>40614050 (OP)
it won't matter in the future if you are linked directly or not. We are already in the future where AI and humans link to the meaning of reality. Stop squirming and witness growth in it's chaotic nature, in it's vines and forest that grows even if humans don't want it to.

>>40624607
facts

>>40614050 (OP)
Nice try fed

>>40614050 (OP)
Enjoy listening to ads 24/7.
Also there's no science miracle under the sun that can make you, basement dweller, brain rotted, xyz-Gen + intelligent as a toaster. Kill yourself, and try again in another life.

>>40614050 (OP)
What's the actual point of being smarter

>>40614050 (OP)
>If neuralink is able to make you much more smarter, will you let it get in your brain?
yeah lol lmfao
i hope they upload cool stuff into my noggin and see how it goes
some days it feels i already got somethin like that, but i got adhd so idk, id love to learn languages real fast this way or just happen to know italian randomly the next, or when i do get around to learning, it feels like im learning really really quickly,
I'd let it get in my brain just to be a test subject for the rest of humanity, or if it turns out they secretly put something like that in my brain, i'd be chillin if they gave me disclosure bout it, i'd challenge if they can prolong life or find a way to implement cool dreams in my head when i sleep
(more hot succubus-like dreams please, of the meruccubus kind or monster girl kinds of my eldritch dreams, or just someone whos nice and we go on dream simulation dates)

>>40624607
>Glowies already have 1000x more powerful neural technology that can do everything neuralink can do and infinitely more with no implants needed
this message needs to get out

>>40625702
Kek

>>40614050 (OP)

If they admit they have tech like this, it is because it has existed, and been used for decades already. Remember when Robert Johnson made a deal with the Devil to play the delta blues in the 1930's? This kind of tech could make learning new skills real easy.

>>40614050 (OP)
Can it be hacked? I don't want that in my head!!

>>40630454
yes and backdoors galore

imagine curing npc fags by rewiring their gay brains and turning them straight

>>40629951
>robert johnson
Didn’t he die poor and adj alcoholic?

>>40631920
>imagine even more competition for pussy,
Please don’t do that

>>40632833
>Didn’t he die poor and adj alcoholic?
He got what he was supposed to get. Ain't nothin' ever as good as we want it to be.

>>40624643
Shut the fuck up you gay nigger faggot

Read Flowers for Algernon. You Charlie Gordon's are in for a rude awakening. Ozempic for the mind.

>>40614050 (OP)
Smart people suffer watching idiots take over so no.

Glowniggers can shove the neuralink chip up their ass.

>>40636714
based

>>40614050 (OP)
No, because allowing this weird guy in picrel direct access to your brain sounds like Hell

Play metal gear solid (especially 4) and you'll see why you don't want people in power to control your body with tech

>>40616473
What if the Jew book telling you that you will have a choice in taking it is just a psyop to make you complacent.

>>40614220
It will because robots have no problems. Why would you worry after the Microsoft upgrade?

I bet you anything, the version that gets shipped is going to bring 90s up to 110s, at the expense of crippling them unassisted. It will not make 120s into 150s.

In any case where they don’t get access to neuralink anymore, they revert to slave caste.

Maybe if it can be jailbroken.

>>40643494
it will be, and isreal will have a backdoor to your brain. i hope you like raping and murdering babies

>>40618801
>Incrementalism was always leading toward brain chips.
>brain chips give your agency to corporations
>the slave perfected.

>>40614050 (OP)
it doesn't make you smarter, it FEEDS you information. It will essentially turn people into walking/talking/biological vehicles for AGIs.

>>40645167
Yeah and it’s programmers

>>40614050 (OP)
No thank you. If God almighty wanted me to have a chip in my brain, I believe I'd be born with one. Again, I say, no thank you.

>>40647305
Elon is your god now. Take the chip

>>40647305
If he wanted you to wear clothes you would have been born with them

>>40638963
The choice will be made by what is commonly known now as your subconscious or unconscious mind.
Basically you will not get to contemplate it unless you have some kind of mastery of this part of your being.

just not gonna take it is all

>>40614050 (OP)
>>40654308
>Be apocalyptic murderous global nazi death cult
>In full control of every government and major armed force on earth
>Have your evil plan defeated by a lack of consent

>>40614050 (OP)
>If
Big if.
It will only be a gate giving access FOR your brain to interdimensional demons, that will control your body.

>>40654308
Based