I Believe I am Jesus, AMA - /x/ (#40614916) [Archived: 635 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:29:04 PM No.40614916
Jesus_Christ
Jesus_Christ
md5: e476922f34b3ef65baf55fcd4fdce67b๐Ÿ”
Here is my story:
I am diagnosed Schizophrenic and Multiple Personality disorder. I believe those both to be horseshit. I did an AMA when I was simply possessed that was rather successful. Well it has evolved into me discovering I am Jesus.
How I discovered it was my voices telling me as such and through intuition. Mainly by me being told what I am about to tell you.
Hinduism is the correct religion, it is the oldest. By following Perennialism we can see that all religions are therefore sects of Hinduism. Earth is the 108th planet in a planetary ring of Humanoid planets. I currently am in telepathic communication with alien gods. Satan exists. He is a deity that has attempted to Hijack the name Brahma. Brahma was never an actual deity in Hinduism. But when you Om Namah Brahma Ya. I way of checking how all deities were doing, but mainly the ones you were thinking of most. Satan therefore had all his minions saying Om Namah BrahmaYa, when only thinking of him and this gave him much power.
Now on the mortal plane Satan had the brilliant Idea of convincing the world there was only one God, him. This led to a horrific cult within Perennial Hinduism: Judiasm.
Yes, Yids rape kids. Not all of them, but the ones at the top layers all do, and it is simply a cult to recruit less "In-the-Know" Jews. In fact there is the actual etymoligical difference between "a Jew" and "A Jew-ish Person". "A Jew" Knows exactly what going on in all those underground tunnels.
I Lasted 3 days on the Cross. We shall put all pedophilic, cannibalistic Jews on crosses for 7 Days, 7 Hours, and 7 Minutes. The number 7 is very big for Satan. You see in the 108 planet series there are certain constants. Loaded Dice being one of them. As Jews would always use them. It also is analogous to usury.
>inb4 Take Meds
On them!

Ask Away!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:32:46 PM No.40614939
>>40614916 (OP)
Well that's retarded. Worship Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:35:37 PM No.40614954
>>40614939
Whats retarded? I am Jesus Christ. Not believing in Perennialism is retarded. Christianity is a Hindu religion.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:11:59 PM No.40615174
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I don't believe I am Jesus, don't ask me anything.

I am not diagnosed with any mental illness, nor has it ever been suggested to me to see a psychiatrist or a therapist. I've written on 4chan plenty of times, and have been rather successful. Well, it evolved into me becoming a subject of the emerging surveillance state.

The words of Jesus Christ, his teachings beyond all others, and the Old Testament, are blessed words of inspiration from God. Buddhism, and practices such as (Raja) Yoga, Meditation, Mindfulness, even vegetarianism, are all wonderful life supporting activities. The Dao is simple commentary on life, or "The Way things are". We can learn something from all of these beautiful traditions that have kept families and societies together for generations.

I hope you all have a good day. Namaste <3
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:15:37 PM No.40615207
โ€œAnd he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.โ€ (Luke 21:8)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:16:23 PM No.40615213
>>40614916 (OP)
tl;dr
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:29:14 PM No.40615291
why people believe in a figure that tells them he loves them but life proves otherwise? he doesn't love you if your life is shit
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:44:05 AM No.40615779
Oh god, the demons really are amping up the retardation and absurdism tactics aren't they.
I don't believe the end is truly near but damn demons are acting up real bad.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:45:38 AM No.40615786
>>40614916 (OP)
>I believe I am Jesus
That's nice. I'm me. Unlike Jesus I finished the job.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:45:55 AM No.40615790
>>40615779
they fear the one who is coming, anything to hinder the plan
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:01:05 AM No.40616254
charlie
charlie
md5: 85957f4b433e09d22b783d0441b8004b๐Ÿ”
>I was in one of these nut wards and I guy came up to me and said "Are you Jesus Christ?"
>And I said "No I'm not"
>And he said "See I knew you wasn't him"
>And I said "How'd you know that?"
>And he said "Cause I am."
OP
6/28/2025, 3:45:31 AM No.40616804
>>40615790
Fear not!!! For I am him!!!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:02 AM No.40616850
>>40614916 (OP)
Cool. Do me a favor and change my wife Samanthaโ€™s heart to love me and come back to me so we can be a family again and I can be around my kids. I really need a miracle.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:46 AM No.40617384
>>40614916 (OP)
>I Believe I am Jesus
get on the line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHwW_SZB0tE
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:33:29 AM No.40619022
>>40614916 (OP)
larper sage
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:41:15 AM No.40619047
>>40614916 (OP)
If you're Jesus, I'll aak you something only the real deal would know.
what was your mistake?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:28:13 PM No.40619762
>>40614916 (OP)
Think again, all awakened humans ARE the second coming of Christ, Jesus is the most know representation of Christ, so many who begin awakening take that association and begin to believe they ARE Jesus (if their constitution is kinda weak)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:17:07 PM No.40621323
>>40614916 (OP)
Yeah, we've all been there, thinking we were god. You're not. Sorry to break it to you. Also, Jesus wasn't on the cross for 3 days, he was taken down before the end the first day and buried in a tomb according to Jewish tradition. You can still repent and put your faith in the actual Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and he will forgive you for your blasphemy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:29:13 AM No.40622426
>>40614916 (OP)
Bruh, we are all Jesus. For all us truth seekers who wish to rejoin the light, Christ is in us and we are in Christ. Christ is King.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:44:01 AM No.40622470
>>40614916 (OP)
you are not jesus, you have demons...
try walking on water...
no questions.
LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 2:44:30 AM No.40622476
7-of-Swords---Futility
7-of-Swords---Futility
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>>40619047
https://youtu.be/Hf86c7w1Xn8
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:49:32 AM No.40622497
>>40614916 (OP)
Many people have falsely believed this about themselves.

If you were him and him alone, you wouldn't be on 4chan falsely posting about it. You'd know since birth, it wouldn't be a discovering. It wouldn't be a discussion.

The signs you have been given are false, as they are for every other person who is deceived into believing they are JC.

Many people born with a divine close connection to god. The enemy will use that to tell those with this close connection that they are JC. You are not.

You're mistaken here; a mistake that you can add to a series of uncountable other mistakes you've made, because you are as human as the rest of us.
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LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 2:50:23 AM No.40622503
0476
0476
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>>40622497
Hahahaha.
LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 2:54:49 AM No.40622517
0038
0038
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:57:42 AM No.40622530
All of us are a piece
LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 3:00:18 AM No.40622542
mary
mary
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>ๆˆ‘็š„็ฅž!ๆˆ‘็š„็ฅž!็‚บไป€้บผ้›ขๆฃ„ๆˆ‘?็‚บไป€้บผ้ ้›ขไธๆ•‘ๆˆ‘,ไธ่ฝๆˆ‘ๅ”‰ๅ“ผ็š„่จ€่ชž?
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LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 3:03:30 AM No.40622555
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>>40622542
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:46:26 AM No.40623097
>>40614916 (OP)
Anyone can be a Christ, but only one person was Jesus of Nazareth. Don't be delusional, just be the best you you can be.
LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 5:22:09 AM No.40623378
Neptune-V
Neptune-V
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>Timeล Danaลs et dลna ferentฤ“s
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:32:20 AM No.40623448
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>>40614916 (OP)
You are a poorly medicated man with bad doctors on a very poisonous website for psychotics. Please get the hell out of here and fix your meds. I know the horror of schizo and you know it's embarrassing and disgraceful to be lying like this and pretending to be someone you're not.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:43 AM No.40624048
>>40614916 (OP)
>Now on the mortal plane Satan had the brilliant Idea of convincing the world there was only one God, him.
Brahma very VERY explicitly says the opposite: that he is NOT the Supreme.
So whatever this Satan is doing, it has nothing to do with the current Brahma.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:15:12 AM No.40624067
>>40614916 (OP)
Do Ur homework, tell Ur "invented little testament" all fucking day and dirt rip the bitches who are overwhelmed again and again with subdue middle management and catch em running wild and slap em with a saten compact to do Ur magic or forever hold the dead and blind to wait
LUCIFER (้’้พ) !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/29/2025, 9:02:50 AM No.40624412
I'll tell you some secrets:

If you are doing Christianity the right way, as a disciple, you will, through your great trials, be like Jesus. This is something you should aspire to. This is what Jesus asked of his followers.

In order to truly be "The Teacher", on Jesus' level, with all the magic powers, it takes lifetimes of discipleship... Jesus did not become Jesus in one lifetime, he had prior incarnations, in which he learned the Law.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:37 AM No.40624463
>>40614916 (OP)
Hello Jesus incarnate,
So we're entering (or have entered depending on who you ask) the age of Aquarius - the dawn of a new spiritual era. My intrigue has always been that the constellations have always held both a symbolic and spiritual connection with a great prophecy of each christian era. For instance with the dawning of the Age of Pisces came your ministry (Pisces being represented with the two fish, referenced many times by the bible), and previous to this came with the age of Aries which held a spiritual connection with Moses. (Represented by the Shofar, the Ram's Horn, which Moses blew to signal the ten commandments)

What can we expect from this new era? Should we be expecting a new prophet? What do you make of the symbolism of pouring water?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:33:05 AM No.40624469
>>40614916 (OP)
Why is jesus shilling hinduism on 4chans?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:16:28 PM No.40625061
>>40624469
The lord moves in mysterious ways
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:30:59 PM No.40625104
>>40614916 (OP)
So where do Kali and Shiva factor in reality? Also what are the Lyrians and Reptilians actually in regards to humanity?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:32:55 PM No.40625108
>>40614916 (OP)
I'm shorter then I'd like to be. Will you Please make me at least 6'3" tall permanently?
My face especially my nose is not as symmetrical as I'd like it to be. Will you Please make me have an extremely symmetrical face permanently?
My ears are more prominent and large then I'd like them to be. Will you Please make them be less prominent and more attractive and normal looking permanently?
My voice is higher and less masculine than I'd like it to be. Will you Please make my voice extremely deep and extremely masculine permanently?
My hairline isn't as low or as full as I'd like it to be. Will you Please make my hairline much lower and much fuller permanently?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:35:38 PM No.40625117
>>40614916 (OP)
Take your meds.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:06 PM No.40627688
>>40614916 (OP)
God make speed to save you.