Thread 40617603

I lost my entire folder of evidence that great apes aren't real and other zoo creatures.

Can you help me reconstitute it? So many copypasta,youtube links, photos... GONE!

>>40617603 (OP)
That image is clearly a guy in a gorilla costume. But I'm curious, why do you think great apes aren't real?

>>40617626
I'm more into the broader conspiracy rather than the hardline stance.

In my old folder there was TONS of examples of great apes being people in suits.

Arms popping out, seeing a human hand, them caught standing "incorrectly".

>>40617681
>no texts about pandas before 1850’s
>no text about the moon before 1300
>no text about North America before 1500
>no text about dinosaur bones before 1850’s

Sounds like your getting confused and talking about the Birds aren't Real meme shit, which was literally a Jewish guy making up an outlandish conspiracy (that birds aren't real) to make a statement about how dangerous and anti-semitic conspiracy theories can be

>>40617603 (OP)
>spoonfeed me with everything you know about this topic
>only do it while pretending you're helping me rebuild knowledge I lost

>>40617746

If only. I had text files with youtube videos that were undeniable.

But let's pretend your right... why gate keep glowie?

>>40617603 (OP)
Here's someone covering the og footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfwuIPZU8s

>>40617703
>no text about the moon before 1300

Then why did ancient civilizations the world over worship the sun and moon? And how did every living creature evolve to react to daylight and moonlight?

>>40617703
>no text read in my entire life
FTFY

Infuriating all the clips being covered in 240p yt shorts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/JMVvtwGJqes?si=swnWyiszV_ojv_lH

Koko the gorilla is fake as shit

Pandas are fake. You think the Chinese would have talked about them in ancient history or added them to their Zodiac, but nope.

>>40617734

No, there is a dude online called, well used to be called, Hans Wormhat. He said apes, koalas, certain snakes, certain penguins, zebras, platypuses, even the giant Squid and probably more are fake. They are either played by actors inside a suit or an anomatronic.

He also said that alot of tribes were fake and their languages are conlangs basically.

>>40618926
The fruits of cultural marxism.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8bTQMDM4qvY?si=vpQmd7vt_xgjNnN9

It would be the gorilla. Lol!!!

Anyways, I think it is possible, but I doubt actors are playing them. Assuming this is a simulation, they can just make a creature exclusive to this realm.

>>40617603 (OP)
Hello anon I love your thread and will be posting many things to this……

First I start with a SMOKING GUN gif of a fursuit actor who is ready for a smoke break

>>40618926
If anyone has ever owned cats and been around kittens they would know that a little kitten would be hissing and clawing you to death if you tried to bring it near a gigantic animal. Gorillas if they were real would have such a strong smell and the cat would absolutely NOT have anything to do with it.

But yeah the whole koko story is a bunch of bullshit seeing how far they can push the ‘humans are monkeys’ meme and getting the goys to believe it.

People need to ask themselves, what could one of these ‘great apes’ do that just crosses the line into not believable?

There is footage of these things doing ANYTHING from driving cars to lighting fires and chopping wood etc its so stupid and over the top

Also all the emotional ‘reunion’ videos. They know if they can tug on ur heart strings u are already dead in the water and believe it

>>40620254
Also im pretty sure that nigga koko died twice

>>40617603 (OP)
Hey OP since u said u lost links n shiet

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan#/media/File%3AOrangutan_-Zoologischer_Garten_Berlin-8a.jpg

The wikipedia article on orangutans shows a very theatrical suit where you can see the human finger clearly

This is an example of disclosure putting it out there on wikipedia for all to see

>>40620688
>the human finger
that's fruit in the handful of fruit its eating retard

It's incredible how close that Hans Wormhat guy is, yet he still clings to the absurd and gross assumptions.
>pandas and gorilas are fake
That could imply our world is a manifestation of some short, and that certain animals were abstracted into reality even tho they don't "fit" into other aspects of reality. Chinese dynasties having no record of pandas and pigmy people having borrowed words for chimps and gorilas tells a lot.
>little season!
What makes you thing past "resets" were any more real?
>everything is fake! but uh, gotta trust Jesus
Lmao
I shiggy diggy

>>40617603 (OP)
Ok but WHY fake all this shit. What advantage over society do people have if we believe gorillas are real and other zoo animals in general??? Fake moon landing? Don't personally believe in it but sure if they wanted to fake it there would be a reason, flat earth? again don't believe in flat earth personally but I have seen some reasons why people would want to fake it. But, fucking zoo animals??

>>40621062
Ur wrong u cant gaslight me

>>40617703
>no text about North America before 1500

>>40621235
Liars lie to lie they get off on it

And the fake apes are used to ‘prove’ evolution and convince people that humans are just animals and not made in the image of God

>>40621235
They just think it's funny.

The old suits suxked

>>40620254
how come kittens can be friendly and even very loving towards big dogs once they have gotten over the initial hurdle?

>>40617703
Either 7/10 b8 or full retard flat earth take .

>>40620197
>a SMOKING GUN gif that proves evolution is real

>>40617703
>no text about the internet before the 1950s
>no text about 4chan before the 2000s
guys I'm starting to think something fishy is happening...

>>40622365
Sure its possible after a long hurdle but if this was real why would they do this when they know it would spaz the kitten out and the ‘gorilla’ could crush the kitten easily?

Makes zero sense very reckless if what theyre doing is legit.

Person in a suit => zero risk involved

Gorillas are as fake and gay as NASA

There is zero difference between top of the line hollywood fursuits and any gorilla any of us has seen under any circumstance

>>40617753
Nice try, agent. You're gonna have to scrub the internet of this evidence without my help.

Secret Zoo

>>40626358
the gorilla i saw at the zoo looked way more real than this pic also wow every zoo in america that has a gorilla can afford top tier modern suits with built in weird thwacky chestpiece for chest pounding?

This is a conspiracy theory I find most intriguing, yet I have never seen any proofs. Most threads I go into have just the initial statement, people making fun of it, and that's that. I want to buy into your theory, show me something convincing.

>>40626704
Thats just a test screening suit bruh

Watch the film and you will see there is zero difference between hollywood fursuits and whats in the zoos

>>40626834
For starters, the gorilla suits have no penis. How tf is something that eats leaves supposed to be 600 lbs of pure muscle but has no gonads

Also they were ‘discovered’ like 200 yrs ago by a socialite and nobody has ever seen one ‘in the wild’ unless they paid money to go on a gorilla tour

>>40626901
Interesting, what about their feats of strength etc?
I don't mean the (((research))) numbers, but real examples, even from just going to a zoo.

>>40627147
Are the feats of strength in the room here with us????

apes arent real, pandas arent real and dinos arent real. All freemason theater

TF, I just got a ad with a gorilla in it right after looking at this thread again.

>>40617603 (OP)
When considering the pros and cons of a given conspiracy theory, it's important to ask yourself a few important questions:

What would be gained from this conspiracy?
Who would stand to gain?
What is the scale of this conspiracy? How many people would need to be involved and how much effort would be required to maintain it?

Just taking that last question, this would be a massive, global conspiracy. All of the staff at every zoo across the globe would need to be in on it, all of the people involved in manufacturing the suits, all of the people involved in creating the fake videos and articles and studies of these manufactured animals.

So for this to exist, there would need to exist a global syndicate with full ownership and control of zoos in America, in Europe, in Russia, in China. They would need to have an absurd amount of money to maintain and propagate this false narrative, there would need to be thousands of people whose full time jobs are wearing ape suits and wandering around in zoo enclosures.

Having established the scale, we can go back to the first two questions: what would be the point of all this, and for whose benefit?

>>40628519
Its the same scale as anything out of NASA or other world org

The why is easy, to ‘prove’ evolution and convince people they are a monkey
But your logic has one flaw. Liars will lie just for shits and giggles regardless of if there is a deep ‘why’ or not. So your logic isnt even valid, but in this case there is indeed an obvious lie.

Liars will lie for the fun of it.

Have you never known a pathological liar IRL???

They will lie about anything and everything. Even the most inconsequential thing that makes zero difference on anything, they will lie.

I knew a guy who would lie about what he had for lunch. There could be a fresh receipt and bag from burger king on the floor of his car and out of nowhere would bring up how he had mcdonalds that day for lunch. Totally unprovoked and for no reason lying about things that can be easily disproven. Thats how pathological liars act there isnt always a why. Asking why a liar lies is like asking why truthful people tell the truth. It’s a habitual mode of action not always a conscious choice at that point.

OP u still here, bro?

What kinda stuff in particular do u remember having stockpiled?

>>40618930
Oh something that some people might pick up on that i forgot to mention is how often koko is associated with the color bright ORANGE. Some people will understand the significance of that

Duper’s Delight koko and robin

If OP comes back I will find the video of the alleged ‘komodo dragon’ that is clearly somebody inside of a human sized lizard suit.

>>40628615
>Its the same scale as anything out of NASA or other world org
Not really, no. There are zoos in every major nation on the planet and this would require them to all be in complete cooperation. It would require the efforts of tens if not hundreds of thousands of people, and for not even one single person working 10 hours a day in a gorilla suit in a zoo to have ever broken the silence.

I suspected this was going to be the logic, but some christcuck shit about evolution would be pathetic but at least a little plausible if this were exclusive to the West, but do you really think the Chinese >>40627147 give a fuck about "evolution" to the point that they would spend all this time and effort trying to disprove Christian theories of history? Come on.

I think people like you just don't have a lot of real world experience. You don't have any real understanding of how much time and money and effort would be required to sustain something like this. Even a single zoo will have hundreds of employees.

>But your logic has one flaw. Liars will lie just for shits and giggles regardless of if there is a deep ‘why’ or not. So your logic isnt even valid, but in this case there is indeed an obvious lie.
This is not a casual, effortless lie, you clueless retard. This would cost billions of dollars a year and, I feel like I'm repeating myself here, the combined effort of tens of thousands of workers in every nation on the planet. All you're doing here is admitting that you don't have any real explanation for why anyone would spend so much time and effort on this lie.

>uhhh they don't need a reason, they just lie because they're liars lmao
Low effort, even by the standards of this braindead board.

>>40628765
U mad bro lol

MFW people be like ‘ong u think monk are people in suit AHHHH FKK SO FK U F FK REEEEE ;’(‘

>>40628779
I accept your concession, lil zoomer. Put some more thought in next time; you can't expect AI to do all your thinking for you.

>>40618926
You just know.