redpill me on teal swan

>>40620152 (OP)
Looks like a brunette version of christina applegate

>>40620152 (OP)
False Light thirst trap man hater.

>MANPN

>>40620152 (OP)
Old school new age kool aid drinker.

I've known who she was for awhile. I'm a staunch Christian now, but even when I was entertaining new age BS, she seemed off to me.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was some type of MK agent or other type of controlled opposition. There's something about her that I've nevedr trusted.

>>40620481
Man hater? She literally will go on podcasts and say feminism is "killing" young boys, and that women want to be owned. You don't seem at all familiar with her stances on this.

>>40620152 (OP)
if she says something that helps you, use it

>>40621393
And yet her lived experiences show she views men as thralls to do her bidding and claims ownership over them even after they've been discarded. Talk is cheap.

>>40620152 (OP)

I have been watching her since before probably any of you, before she was married her name was teal scott. She's based, and a schitzo trauma survivor. I've noticed she's on the right side of things, like covid (being a scam) crypto (she supports) and even more recent events like the wars ect she has good opinions about. like 10-15 years ago I got alot from her with regards to spirituality and philosophy but I stopped watching her when all her videos became about relationships and I wasn't that interested in that at the time. But yeah, I still revisit her videos occasionally.

>>40621393
>>40621489
https://youtu.be/neqEUhFMMSc
>You will have no family or monamy and you will be happy
At least she couched it with some nice words before telling men they will be beta orbiters in her world of female harems. Equal opposite to Sharia through false light, hard pass.

100% CIA agent. No question in my mind.

>>40621813
>100% CIA agent. No question in my mind.
Nope she's a cookie-cutter 33rd degree freemason not a deep-stater. I work for the CIA as a contractor. You can tell who direct works for them by how much bureaucratic techno-babble they use (look at scientology as an example).

she wants to feed on you

>>40621604
Cute feet.

>>40620152 (OP)
My assessment of teal swan:
She's does seem spiritually advanced insofar as she can do kundalini, astral projection etc, although she calls enlightenment a "higher dimension" (I don't think it's a physical place made of space-time (although it could be her way of saying "source")) and her attachment to polymerous male-harems seems odd, although technically she could be dispassionate about it so it's karma-neutral, but then why do it?
She doesn't seem to midigate her edgy personality via trances like most spiritual masters do. I'm not sure if it's because she's choosing not to (maybe for some moral reason) or in order to seem more relatable to millennials/gen-z.
I don't think she's faking being a spiritual master like reddit thinks, given she knows how to do various practices like it's from her own experience.

>>40620152 (OP)
I leave this shithole board for a year and you're still posting this disgusting, evil freak. One only has to take a good look at her face to see how rotten she is in her soul. She is inauthentic and deceptive.

>>40623809
>She is inauthentic and deceptive.
I've seen (IRL) some really advanced spiritual people say the same thing. What do you guys see that I don't?

>>40624215
If you imagine a negative feminine matriarchal tyranny in which the masculine only exists to serve the feminine, her ethos is perfectly in line with that. Praying Mantis society as a counter to "patriarchy" (that term in itself should be a red flag as it denigrates the father, not the tyrant).

>>40624215
https://youtu.be/Fk-EmV9atTE
I don't agree with everything this guy says as he clearly has a bias anything occult and esoteric, but it's still pretty clear she's a narcissistic man water who puts on a good show as a compassionate and gentle thought leader until she gets knocked out of her element. Also lol @ her citing her IQ as 170 when you need specialized, certified tests to give reliable results above 145.

>>40620152 (OP)
>>40621607 - This is the most accurate and resonating take I've read here.

The one the thing with Teal that really stuck with me was her 3 questions game which she uses as an icebreaker. Has worked incredibly for me over the years.

>>40623450
she can feed on my cum

>>40620152 (OP)

>>40620152 (OP)
Wood
>>40621604
Why the devil is holding her leg?

>>40623779
Interesting analysis and very cool.
Me personally I thinks she's not very cool and also wrong. Just the vibes I get

From what I've seen, her content is just a giant grab bag of new age mish mash. She is a cult leader, but it's a "soft" cult of people behind keyboards. Similar to Marianne WIlliamson. No glowie indicators more than any other guru out there and it's a pretty saturated market.

>>40625144
beutifulest skizo

She programs her followers with implanted ritual abuse memories, using techniques learned from Barb Snow. Based tactic and her long hair is pretty

Brendon Marotta, the director of American Circumcision, recommends her very highly.
Obviously, circumcision is the first trauma of many for a lot of people.

>>40626290
>>40628211
She's a half-lizard, anons need to learn to recognize: strong jawline, thin lips, almond eyes. They're very good at grifting and they have a monopoly on paranormal gatekeepers (to red herring conspiract theorists and distract from their own exposure.)

>>40631695
yeah still would tho

>>40632310
Be my guest, the sexual warfront is my favorite and mankind never wins.

>>40632310
*sexes you then eats you alive*

>>40633525
as long as it's in that order.

>>40632310
Yeah I'm getting on the ship

when i was "waking up" she was one of the first channels i watched
eventaully i only watched her cuz shes hot then found out she's a tranny and used to be a hooker
im bi so i still would lol
i watched tons of grifters. complete waste of time

>>40620152 (OP)
Demon. Next question

>>40620152 (OP)
She's a sex demon. Lilith style. Evil to the bone, but great at the art of egg sucking.

She claims that she exhibited spiritual abilities when she was younger and attracted the interest of cultists who began ritually abusing her. I believe this. I also believe that she was the victim of some kind of Monarch-style brainwashing and they were trying to turn her into some kind of "star" type. She was a good skier and there was a push to get her on the U.S. Olympic Ski Team at one point, but she did not qualify. It's true that she was a "private model" in Vegas at one time. She worked for two different "companies" and was like $500 an hour. She seems to have compartmentalized personalities and I don't think she is lying, but I think her memories are very hazy from whatever programming she underwent.

She has some advanced knowledge in magick, hypnotism and the occult, but cloaks it in new age spiritualism. I think she must have a great aptitude to have learned all of this in the space of a few years. I saw her do a group "channeling" session with people talking to their dead parents. It seemed more like she was getting the people to create a tulpa of their parent to talk to. This seems very dangerous. The other dangerous part of her philosophy is that she teaches that it is OK if you commit suicide.

Some of her material IS interesting, but I think it is left hand path magick and should be approached with this in mind. None of her followers are aware of what she is doing with them.

>>40620152 (OP)
SRA MKULTRA MONARCH SEX KITTEN OPERATIVE

>>40637504
According to either Blavatsky or Leadbetter, the dead cannot communicate verbally with the living, only through impulse and sentiment. That's why theosophy warns strongly against seances, as it's likely just drawing in lower astral beings pretending to be someone else who will then manufacture tacit consent to attach to your astral body. Same goes for trying to channel specific deities and spiritual masters. Many who undergo a ground up spiritual awakening get star stuck by this and get stuck dealing with false light parasites wearing a mask.

mkultra larping as psychic

Took her to our fraternity's spring formal. Sucks a mean cock. Didn't want anal.

>>40632310
Maybe would if there was tape over her mouth

You want the red pill on or just the red pill.

>>40624215
She is clearly a narcissist.

mummy

>>40644354
>mummy

>>40647392
that's her after no adrenochrome

>>40620152 (OP)
Bruce Jenner as a transvestite

>>40620152 (OP)
>redpill me on teal swan
Roastie that made the /x/ version of OnlyFans. Spews out feel good babble for people that need non-substantive positive affirmations. A complete grifter, total hack, and not worth anyones time. Also, she has nudes out there if you are interested. Pretty mid, but dudes will simply for anything I guess.

>>40624722
>her 3 questions game
Care to elaborate? I don't really want to read any of her shit to find out about this. Sounds like some hypnosis mind hack. Can you confirm?

>>40620152 (OP) (OP) #
>redpill me on teal swan
Roastie that made the /x/ version of OnlyFans. Spews out feel good babble for people that need non-substantive positive affirmations. A complete grifter, total hack, and not worth anyones time. Also, she has nudes out there if you are interested. Pretty mid, but dudes will simp for anything I guess.

She seems to be gifted with the ability to talk nonstop and its always somewhat entertaining and she remembers enough of what she reads to sound smart. I think thats a lot of what being a cult leader is. They are typically people who can just talk and talk and talk and a certain type of person loses themselves in the constant talking.

pic related. He was not even charismatic AT ALL but he could drone on all day.

>>40620152 (OP)
>redpill me on teal swan
Roastie that made the /x/ version of OnlyFans. Spews out feel good babble for people that need non-substantive positive affirmations. A complete grifter, total hack, and not worth anyones time. Also, she has nudes out there if you are interested. Pretty mid, but dudes will simp for anything I guess.

>>40620156
>>40624215
>What do you guys see that I don't?
Uncanny valley. Can't really describe it but she feels off. Her proportions dont seem normal. She's strangely thin but doesn't look emaciated. Vegan women that thin usually have muscle tone issues. Her limbs look like they belong on a larger woman. If AI were a thing before she became popular, I would believe her photos were AI generated. Its like someone was designing an artificial woman to be maximum attractive and they designed her. You could convince me she's a reptile in human skin.

>>40620152 (OP)
she is proof zoomers are insanely desperate for mommy/daddy figures and you can make a complete living out of it

>>40648991
I think she mostly appeals to new age millennial women who want to spin their BPD and inability to maintain a stable relationship as something spiritual. Laney Starseed(TM) edition.

>>40648732
This. Castro could talk for four hours straight and no one could remember anything he said.

>>40649151
Imo ... its a function of hypnosis. A sleight of hand. They are talking to your subconscious and you are just along for the ride. It seems like they are saying nothing, you just aren't picking up on the larger intent of what they are saying. I would love to figure out how they do what they do.

>>40648706
just a game where the answers reveal more about your subconscious than you otherwise might be aware. They are:

1. Your favorite Color and three deep reasons why.
2. Your favorite Animal and three deep reasons why.
3. Your favorite Form or Body of Water and three deep reasons why. (A form of water is something like snow or ice or rain, whereas a body of water could be something like the Pacific Ocean or a birdbath or a Jacuzzi or a waterfall.)

Its not hypnosis - it's just that we often attribute these qualities with a part of our personality. And with a majority of people it's scarily accurate.

>>40620152 (OP)
I'd tie this lying slut to an X-cross and do obscene things to her.

>>40651892
Got put it in the ass, nigga. Without lube, make her cry

>>40651897
You can't hate fuck a succubus. It's a no-win game. Only way to win with women like her is to not give her any of your time, emotions, or seed.

she absolutely had lizard lineage without a doubt but still...would