you guys wanna start a cult with our wizard knowledge like the freemasons

>>40624553 (OP)
Yes, but you aren’t invited

>>40624555
but im wizened and i have aura

>>40624563
*wizzes on your face*

>>40624564
im literally gonna cast a curse on you jerk

>>40624580
*jerks you* toodles~

P.S.: DOOOOM *sporks you in the dickballs and eyeballs after each other and it keeps getting faster*

>>40624594
ow

This cult is off to a great start. We should all be proud of ourselves.

>>40624611
hey man im just one of the followers we still need to charismatic leader

can everyone participating in this thread please and politely crawl your nasty asses back to /s4s/

Only if I am the leader

>>40624627
okay. you're the leader. go ahead

>>40624553 (OP)
Not with a fake vagina like you.

I need people who don't run away from reality, thanks, bye.

>>40624553 (OP)
your pitch would be better if the clubhouse had cat girls

>>40624635
Thus begins the Kool Katgirl Klub. Must vibrate above 9000 to join.

Okay, but I get to be peter griffin.

>>40624553 (OP)
Not if you are a fake vagina, that means you reject reality, fuck that.

>>40624667
I will fuck whatever the fuck is available

>>40624553 (OP)
only if there is moe-fueled gex :3
>>40624769
you have a point
>>40624617
bitter killjoy

>>40624646
based kin klan klade enthusiast
https://youtu.be/NEDiN6zv6fs?si=0ReqZjnDpg3QubkW

>>40624658
ZAS!!! EN TODA DE GATO!
ZAS!!! EN TODA DE GATO!
ZAS!!! EN TODA DE GATO!

Ok, but only if it's extremely elitist and exclusive.

>>40624553 (OP)
do I get to have a harem of lots and lots of youthful and hot women?

>>40624553 (OP)
Sure, but lets secretly become influential in politics, and use that power wealth and influence to set up a series of public beacons as psychological signposts to advance human consciousness away from its vegetative state.

Leader here, trips to prove. all bow to me. I am your master now.

we are against the jews and all secret societies.

our mission; restore sound money to america, limit immigration until white society is back at 88%

education is free, ALL teachers will be reevaluated and reeducated as not to propagate the jewish agenda of liberalism and new world order ism

all ism are banned, this is a republic now.

all american assets including famous land scapes and buildings will be tokenized on blocck chain and each citizen when born will be given a block chain wallet with assets attached to it. like a savings account.

new dollars will be issued for new america containing backing with bitcoin gold silver and the tokenized american assets, each dollar will be distributed to the citizens as an apology for all teh shit they had to put up with since 1945

food / water / housing/ electricity will become a human right. Taxes will be lowered to no more then 10% of income, god only wants ten how can govt ask for more?

Orphanages will be paid for
mental istitutions re established w over sight
no more exporting of j obs and manufacturing to cheap child labor for profits. NO longer will Americans be outsourced and privatized and stripped of there dignity. we begin today

>>40625543
This is so gay, just come do drugs with me in the woods. We can have orgies together. Money isn't real, orgasms are.

I once got 666 trips talking about the Witch Cult Hypothesis, which confirms I'm the Antichrist, so I should be leader

I elect to keep edgy satanic bs out of the cult and make it super cool instead.

All your cult are belong to me.

First decree as a real nigga in this shit:
Sign off all your posts with some gay shit like Q if you want to be in the cult
this is how we know you're in the cult
-X

Alright, cult meeting over. See you tomorrow.
-X

>>40624594
That's diabolical bro

>>40624658
By all means
>heheheheheheh

>>40626633
This reminds me of thar time I ascended beyond time and space and God told me I needed to lay off the chocolate cake. Like, why even have chocolate cake if I need to "lay it off", God? Huh?

>>40624553 (OP)
Where would we even meet anyways?

>>40624553 (OP)
Just join the Freemasons, bro.
>t. 33rd degree mason

>>40624555
I'm with you on this

>>40624553 (OP)
Go fuck yourself. You smell weird.

>>40624553 (OP)
Maybe but idk t trust anime or cat posters. Glowies post those pics too often

>>40628075
>33rd degree
Damn I bet you have so many boy brides

>>40624553 (OP)
You can join mine. The only member right now is me but we plan to hang around a bonfire every night and talk about the spirit world and how to fight demons.

>>40629796
Nice

>>40629796
why do we want to fight demons

>>40629740
Not real, anon. That's a lie pushed by Catholics who actually fuck children and then pay off the families.

>>40630836
because demons are the ones causing the "leaders" of this world to turn it into the suffering-jammed shithole it is.

>>40629796
Now, this is going to strike you as too good to be true, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22dzbBHeBJg

>>40624553 (OP)
Not really, I hate people.

>>40624553 (OP)
I was thinking more $cientology. Gotta get that bag.

>>40632120
demons are just getting bag, whats the point in hating them

I would be down. If we just take the training and acting lessons shit out of scientology and slap a Gnosticism cosmology over it, and also find a way to make it appeal to girls then we are cooking. We will need one charismatic anon to promote us on social media, that might be the hard part, I am certainly too fat and weird to do that.

>>40633902
hows this to start off the manifesto

>>40633827
I'll respond. No point in hating them. Hate is wasted on those who have no choice but to be as they are. But, they have to go. Exile or extinction for ALL parasitic entities with no desire or possibility to become symbiotic. They outnumber us thousands to one. They are surprisingly weak, but make up for that somewhat in their relentlessness.

I don't hate 'em. I just want to eradicate 'em.

>>40624553 (OP)
I had a dream
https://www.youtube.com/live/p0xVy4aOmbg

They’re gonna make a fake tsumami with the computer program (truke)

>>40634750
>tsumami
Like a mouthburst of umami flavor?

>>40634029
>hows this to start off the manifesto
NTA, but I'll opine that this is a roadmap to self-limitation.

already have

Army of Ascenders, United.

disc inv code
ruw69hK9

>>40634737
This cult is gonna kick ass.

>>40625715

No, no your not but hey thanks for playing