For me, that would be "birds aren't real", "flat earth" and "cubic time"

"Deep state" is by far the dumbest.

>>40641095 (OP)
Electric Universe and Nukes not being real and some of the dumbest for me.

>>40641095 (OP)
>cubic time
New to me. Is it like this?
https://youtu.be/LWzK6nITCK0?si=P7I4Wd9v16NN8ztu

>>40641105
This.

Qanon is a psyop. There are no such things as "elites" and "medbeds" and "NACHT WAFFEN" and "SOLAR WARDEN" and "GERMANS IN SPACE" and "THE AXIS POWERS WON WWII" and "WE'VE COLONIZED SPACE" and "TIME TRAVEL".

Girls will like you if you "be yourself"

>>40641095 (OP)
Moon landing hoax is a definite stupid one. Like I understand the space race is a big motivation for lying about the moon landing but out of all the russian and chinese spies that poked around NASA they found no evidence of them faking it. Russia would have loved to expose America as a fraud and there was way too many people who worked on that project to shut up. There's so much proof proving it to exist from lack of another country spilling the beans, to the fact that the washed out lighting from the surface of the moon that couldn't be faked on a set, to people watching the rocket launch, to the retroflectors, that it just seems fucking retarded to assume it didn't.


Oh and the "space isn't real" retards.

>>40641095 (OP)

>"birds aren't real"

Nah, that one is pretty witty. :D

>>40641139
My bad, it was time cube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo

>>40641095 (OP)
For me it’s “6,000,000 Jews were systematically murdered during WW2”

>>40641222
Well shit, it is in a cube. He's got us there!
Thanks for sharing, and checked.

The secret sauce is discussed here at Ascenders UNITED

disc inv code, paste after (disc).gg
ruw69hK9

>>40641095 (OP)
Birds aren't real isn't stupid. It's tounge in cheek after the US government got busted for using drones disguised as birds. Sort of a peaceful protest on the bullshit they get fed daily.

>>40641436
huh, thanks for the info!

>>40641095 (OP)
"Christian identity" stuff and the whole "real jews" thing

>>40641095 (OP)

The one that has Israel start WW3 in a secret agreement with the USA cut the population and establish a New World Order with 12 members on top controlling the world.

They also love to use numerology.
Israel attacked Iran on June 12, the cease fire started on June 21 (twelve backwards), after Trump gave them 12 hours to stop firing. The news is reporting it as a 12 day war.


This Anon is the one who figured it out.
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40556341

>>40641095 (OP)
The most schizo thing I can think of is the idea that you can describe somerhing from "outside reality".
Scientific disciplines perform this delusion constantly without ever declaring their perspective.

>>40642029
>The most schizo thing I can think of is the idea that you can describe somerhing from "outside reality".
How about this one:
Void

>>40641095 (OP)

>>40641105
Yet when you call it "Permanent Washington," the same concept is suddenly broadly accepted and printable in MSM

>>40642351
People and agendas are always changing in Washington. There's not much permanent about it, other than power struggles within and without and other such matters of nature.

>>40642367
That's uh...that's what people think the Deep State is

>>40642367
>>40641105
Shill

>>40642371
They think it's a matter of nature, not personal accountability and social justice?

>>40641095 (OP)
The most "schizo" ones are shill psyops.

>>40642380
>power struggles within and without [Washington]

You're just not giving credit to how long some of those fungi stick around, 50+ year careers on some of the worst offenders (Kissinger, Rumsfeld, Cheney).

We agree, you just don't think so.

>>40642392
We agree you lot don't think about the logistics (or don't understand them). You just don't think so.

Want to talk about something interesting though?
Of course there is corruption, and there are cover ups, and there are conspiracies afoot. Of course there is always some truth to these ideas. I think "deepstate" is a poor framing. It illicits AI technology like "deep thinking" but came before the technology. It suggests a depth of centralized control that is totally unobserved and in its own league. You've seen the games though right?

>>40642423
You say potato, I say potato.

>>40642444
It's terrible right? The parity of observation and relation between seekers of dialogue finds discord starting from there. So much wasted time. Checked btw.

>>40641095 (OP)
Tartaria is pretty stupid.
>>40641259
Ok retard explain how you fake the deaths of millions of people.

>>40642472
Ty, cheers! Wish more people online were more like you.

>>40641095 (OP)
Cubic time.is pretty smart is just smart in the oposite direction.

I guess it depends on definition.

>>40641095 (OP)
Flat earth

anything like alternate timelines or mandela effect is poison straight from the minds of heroin junkies

>>40641095 (OP)
Mandela effect

>>40642821
At least they and similar trends make great fodder for science fiction. At most for the skeptical mind they exist as a psychological metaphor. Even within a guarded domain, the entire universe there in may be upended.

>Sober integration of conscious integration
>Discipline and realization, action without destination
>Sometimes making a point only hammers the existing nail further into the stakes.
Yeah, I doubt kung fu chicken relates.
>But that's... biblically accurate Pepe

>>40642558
by punishing anyone that questions the evidence and changing records

>>40641095 (OP)
I don't agree with the reasonings being flat earth, specially when it dwindles down to outright science denial, it just brings up arguments with anything, while they insist otherwise with other strange angles to justify their denial and half the time, it's just them rejecting proof, or it feels that way, peace be with em, but most of the time, it just feels like paid actor bullshit that's genuinely just trying to troll for the hell of it, or i just refuse to believe they're being real with that belief system

>>40643192
It lets people feel like rebels fighting the world. Suddenly things in life gain new meaning and power, new connections bloom, and the rush of vitriol pushes you ever onward.

>>40643297
My honest reaction to their silly billy rebellion, I just feel dissapointment when someone claims their a flat earther, and I have a hard time taking anything they say seriously when it comes around that topic, theyre good people when they don't yap about their theories, most of the time, they have strange political alignment which just makes me question further if they're just doin that to make their political party look bad,

>>40643315
>question further if they're just doin that to make their political party look bad,
People's reasons are usually diverse and self serving. Many have ah hoc relationships with the ideals of others in their lives, maybe even only in particular moods or social contexts. So, in my mind that's the good faith assumption, not malice or ideological fervor.

>>40643344
True, however when it comes to religious reasons, it becomes questionable, as in a way I view it as rejecting God's power, and they are "self-serving" reasons that only they can understand and refusing anymore mysteries bestowed by God, but this varies on the person, I just think if one was religious and truly was acting out in good faith, they would be more open minded about the peerless power that is from God, which sorta falls into ideological bias, as they have a headcanon that "God only can do this, or God only has the power for this much"
Proverbs 29:25

faggot nigger thread sages

>>40643425

>conspiracy

>>>/pol/

>>40641095 (OP)
>stupid conspiracy theories
>flat earth
Hello normie. Do you like to live in the matrix?

>>40641750
This. All the seething and malding and dilations Romans 11 has produced is immeasurable.

>>40641105
>>40641132
>>40641186
>>40641259
>>40642348
Those of you itt who don’t understand just how easy it is for corrupt governments and powerful institutions/entities to propagandize entire societies should watch this immediately:
>Meet Edward Bernays, Master of Propaganda:
https://www.corbettreport.com/meet-edward-bernays-master-of-propaganda/

…And thats just the tip of the ice(((berg))). If you approach the rabbithole with a mentality of genuine interest in learning the truth about this reality and your place in it, (you) will inevitably arrive at the topic of flat earth.

Protip: every single answer to literally any and all flat earth related questions you may have can be found in this pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

You can also use the 4plebs search function to find FE posts made in the past
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Flat%20earth/

for those itt who are unaware:
space is fake and gay, the magical spinning cartoon ball earth is fake and gay. we literally live in God's snow globe and every decision (you) make has immense meaning and significance. change your ways and start living correctly. dont fall for the nihilism meme and dont fall for any of the religion memes. you can look at life as either a test or a game but whatever you do, dont look at it as meaningless. BE A GOOD PERSON AND LIVE BY THE GOLDEN RULE ALWAYS! also stop jerking off you pathetic littel squirtboys; your life will drastically improve when abstaining from degeneracy.

>>40641095 (OP)
>>40641105
>>40641132
>>40641186
>>40644194
The world is owned and controlled by a small handful of literal satanists, eugenicists and psychopaths. They want to bring suffering, misery and death upon humanity. Above all else they want your soul. They will do anything and everything in their power to convince (you) to become materialistic and nihilistic so that you become easy to control and manipulate (thats the primary objective of the heliocentric model). If youre convinced there is no metaphysical nature to reality, it is easier for them to convince you to sin and commit atrocities for them. For lurkers itt who are unaware of this fact and new to learning about how this world actually works start here:

THE ELITE, ROYAL BLOODLINES, BILL GATES & THE EUGENICS IDEOLOGY:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bigoil
https://www.corbettreport.com/who-is-bill-gates-full-documentary-2020/

THE FEDERAL RESERVE:
https://corbettreport.com/federalreserve

CONSPIRACIES RESOURCES:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bestof/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/70qvx7/updated_list_of_proven_conspiracies_and_hidden/
https://unlimitedhangout.com
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com
https://www.crrow777radio.com
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tkelly6785757

SHADOWBANNED FLAT EARTH VIDS/RESOURCES:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

NukeHOAX:
https://vimeo.com/331671526

Germs/viruses:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/joZF7GsUmbfd/

HIV/AIDS:
https://youtu.be/8BXxXcIYY_Q

CovidHOAX:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/448646795/#448671181

EVOLUTION:
https://youtu.be/rXexaVsvhCM
https://youtu.be/DtCIp9sgiE0
https://youtu.be/xDvKD_z3OeQ
https://youtu.be/vdSjyvIHVLw
https://youtu.be/cCk-b9GaY5k

SANDY HOOK:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iazwAxgBtexC/

Looking to perform your own tests/experiments to confirm or falsify the mainstream claims? (you) can start here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435656
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435684

Time Cube is the ultimate trvthnuke. We all have a front, back, left and right side, top and bottom poles, and inner and outer, dimensions. We are shaped like cubes and cubic phenomenon is a constant in the universe.

>>40641095 (OP)
>>40642821
>>40642886
The Mandela Effect is provably a legit phenomenon. For example, there is ample residual evidence which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Ed McMann delivered checks to peoples’ doors for publishers clearing house sweepstakes, but now, in this reality, that supposedly never happened. He even did a parody rap song were he went door to door asking for the checks back that he gave to the winners bc he was now old and broke and needs the money back, and also a lot of footage of many late night show hosts referencing Ed McMann delivering checks; but we’re all expected to believe that he never even worked for publishers clearing house or delivered checks, and publishers clearing house supposedly never even had a sweepstakes in the first place. There’s no footage of it anywhere, only millions of people “misremembering” it. Reality is fluid and changing. Check out the work of Brian S. Staveley from “dose of reality” and you’ll be convinced Mandela effect is absolutely legit and, apart from flat earth, probably the most paradigm shattering mindfuck to become awakened to.

Just some of the evidence regarding the Ed McMann ME:

https://rumble.com/v1d824k-why-did-ed-mcmahon-not-correct-garry-shandling-and-johnny-carson-mandelaeff.html

https://youtu.be/ud98viPaRKI

Also, Isaiah 11 “lion and the lamb” is a pretty undeniable ME as well with an overwhelming amount of residual evidence showing that the Bible scriptures have been supernaturally altered. Again just check Brian staveley’s stuff for the bests coverage of the ME topic.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/32101635/#32116786

https://rokfin.com/BrianSStaveley

>>40641259
>>40642527

>>40641259
>>40642527
>>40644570
The mainstream narrative of the holocaust is ridiculous and provably false.

>>40644582
It was the American and English businessmen / Jews exterminating the Christians for knowing the true translation of the bible.

>>40641095 (OP)
>>40644277

>>40642527
>doesn’t know the truth about Tartaria
History is a set of lies agreed upon:
https://youtu.be/NiW9-k6Okz8

>>40641095 (OP)
There is no scientific evidence that supports the existence of time.

The anti-vaxx shit was pretty obnoxious and retarded.

>>40646373
And a hello to the feds.

>>40646415
Yeah exactly, this kind of reply.

>>40646373
>>40646418

>>40642314
The void isnt outaide reality, its reality collapsed to a single quantum state.
Pure undifferentiated potential aka nothingness.

>>40646373

>>40646769
and gp120

https://rumble.com/vyrd6w-auto-immune-deficiency-syndrome-vaccine-aids.html

That voice outside your house is not God and acutally something called The Forsworn Saba and he lies and tells you he is God. They get burned in hell and keep getting replaced by other people who think their God. And now all of humanity thinks their God. And run around saying I am God.

Cubic time is the least schizo theory. It proves most of the planet are schizoid. OP is a educated dumb student.

Isochronic time travel.

Wieeerdos. Spook!

>>40641186
Yeah that's the one that really sinks it: I cannot think of a single reason (at least one not involving global jewish cabals) the Soviets wouldn't have called foul on the moon landing if they had any reason to suspect it was fake.

>>40641436
It was stupid before because it was some hyperlib zoomie trying to make a deliberately silly sounding conspiracy to make fun of conspiracies. The fact that it was true does make it funny in hindsight though

I personally like this one, that George W Bush is a werewolf (the W stands for Werewolf)

>>40646373
>>40646769
Ground up African green monkey kidney juice, blood from an unborn calf, ground up Chinese hamster ovaries, base metal aluminum, miscellaneous cell death debris mixed with antibiotics and red dye, and finally ground up unborn, discarded human baby parts, mix it all together and you have the hepB vaccine. Not exaggerating either. That's all from the vax ingredients list.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/lREJLCfywVXS

>>40646854
Yea we get it, you’re legit retarded.

>>40646889
Good morning saar

>>40641186
>>40644490
>>40646854
>>40646889
NASA is incredibly obvious with their deceptions and if you cannot see it or refuse to admit it, you’re just another literal religious zealot for the modern church of scientism.
>astronauts literally quoted saying that the lunar lander was held together by scotch tape and staples
...
>THEY SAID THE FLOOR WAS AS THICK AS TWO SHEETS OF REYNOLD'S WRAP...
>TWO SHEETS OF REYNOLD'S WRAP...
>THEY SAID IT WAS HELD TOGETHER WITH SCOTCH TAPE AND STAPLES...
>SCOTCH TAPE...
>AND STAPLES..

(((they))) are laughing at you my guy..

For those itt with even a modicum of capacity for critical thought and discernment, educate yourselves on how we know for certain that ALL alleged “space travel” is fake and gay just like space itself:

>Open pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh
>see section titled:
>VIDEOS TO LEARN ABOUT NASA’s LIES AND FAKERY:
>proceed to educate yourself
For example:

The Moon Landings Hoax by Taboo Conspiracy - Old Romania Presentation:
https://youtu.be/z5U5Lpgv8qM

>>40646912
Do not redeem space sir

>>40646373

>>40646373

>>40641095 (OP)
I have no idea what cubic time is but the other two are glownigger attempts at well-poisoning all "conspiracy theories"

>>40646373

>>40647907
sorry I should be more specific. Birds aren't real isn't well-poising, it's subversion via satire. Same shit.

>>40642821
>>40642886
>>40644566
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/GcCemc7n5P

>>40642821
>>40644566
>>40647947
>>40642886
https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/s/5ZShQ9JVCO

The Ed McMann thing is absolute proof that the Mandela Effect is real.the implications of this one are terrifying.

>>40644566
>>40647947
>>40647995
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/bjogWh0V49

>>40646373

>>40642821
>>40642886
>>40644566
>>40647947
>>40647995
>>40648013
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/HSFC1BJuyp

>>40641095 (OP)
The software for Terry Davis' Temple OS was confiscated by glowies and formed the basis of some of our LLMs today.
>I would like to clarify that I actually believe this myself

>>40649018
I'm genuinely not convinced.

>>40649018
This guy is being mistaken for Ed.

https://youtu.be/zKsqRa8_xzw

Go to 1:45

that we cover our bodies in sensors when we go to hospitals or hold these gyroscopes in our hands, and that there are places of suffering containing beings trying to escape their own bodies through these sensors and the mind meld of medication

HP Lovecrafts yithian time travelling body snatchers are just wrinkled old sick men and the remnants of wargrounds and car accidents searching for youth and escape from pain

>>40641095 (OP)
The first is a parody, the second a psyop, the third a legit, though controversial scientific model

Magic is plenty real and electricity is the power behind it. The idea that magic is some strange force beyond the norm is the biggest defense against normies realize it is all around them.
>sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
This doesn't just apply to appearances but function too. Your phone is effectively the most advanced scrying mirror one could imagine. I've described this before and people deny deny deny. Apparently only fireballs directly from the palm could ever count as magic.
This makes all the "would be witch/wizard, waiting on hogwarts level" people look even sillier. There's always some implication that they'd be some advanced prodigy in a world of magic but here theyre a boring person who cant even understand how electricity works, let alone understanding why that matters with different types of technology. Ill never believe the would-be prodigies because they dont even work with the magic all around them. Technomancy is real and important.

>>40650084
Aye, we're out here. The barriers are lower now than they've ever been and they're just going to keep dropping.

>>40649817
Not Convinced of what? What is your explanation for the posts you’re replying to? Objectively, Ed McMahon and many others who personally knew Ed McMahon are on the record claiming that he delivered giant checks to peoples doors for publishers clearing house. He did parodies of it, appeared on TV shows as guest to impersonate it, others are on film joking and talking about it, and most importantly, Millions of people specifically remember Ed McMahon doing it. What is your explanation for all this? If you’re not convinced that the Mandela effect is a real phenomenon what exactly are you convinced of with regards to all of the overwhelming preponderance of residual evidence that Ed McMahon delivers giant checks to winners of the publisher’s clearing house sweepstakes?

>>40641095 (OP)
that is “god” “”real””

>>40650171
The existence of God is provable with nothing more than the first 2 laws of thermodynamics. Educate yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/live/RaABCbxDLmc

https://www.youtube.com/live/5qq4Ov-hSGE

>>40650134
The veil drops, brother.
Elevate keyboard and keep learning. Get cool people into computing.

>>40650222
Checked. Source on the pic?

>>40650257
The Regular Show season 3, episode 15. "Skips vs. Technology"
Might be a disappointment depending on your tastes but I found it a really funny and surprisingly insightful representation of technomancy, what with being literally a cartoon network show and all lol

>>40650304
That's what I thought. I was just making it Johnny Test in my head for some reason. There's a guy in the episode that's an actual technomancer right? One of the main characters from the future?

>>40650315
Yeah, although he is technically very old. He and Skips chilled during the revolutionary war and even back then "Techmo" was working on some pretty advanced stuff for the time, although it was cartoon silly and without electricity.
Im not sure if he's technically (lol) immortal or if it was the technomancy which helped him live as long as [actually immortal] Skips. Either way, he is specifically referred to as a technomancer in that episode. Unfortunately not a "main" character but hes got a few episodes, maybe 3 or so?
Early skips episodes were some of the most interesting pieces of media on television at the time for me. Bummer the show kind of fell away from esoterica and into other things
>we know you're home Skips pick up the phone skips!
>I kek every tiem
>tfw autistic and encyclopedic knowledge of cartoons

>>40641095 (OP)
>>40644490
>>40644502
>>40644566
>>40646912
>>40644570

>>40641095 (OP)
Flatearth.
You mention that, all the jew glowies come from their mom's basement to produce AI generated "proof". A psyop to deligitimate real conspiracies by association.

>>40650304
Bro quotes a cartoon

Celebrities like Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston were killed before the government could start their worldwide psyop of dividing the people. Michael Jackson was too redpilled. He wouldn't have fallen for any of their bullshit. And the people would have believed him over them. Whitney Houston was all about the love. She loved the whole world. Ask the most racist white person you know what they think of Whitney, and they'll tell you she is one of their favorite artist. Everyone was like that with her. She also loved America and the military. She wouldn't have fallen for their division either.

>>40641095 (OP)
That one from that crazy bitch that slowly lost her mind while making a fucking board game of all things.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1820893788/katalyka/posts/3953979

>>40649065
Terry didn't lie about anything.
Temple OS is actually a direct schizo interface to God with poor translation.

>>40642367
>People and agendas are always changing in Washington. There's not much permanent about it
Wrong. Most people in the federal government are unelected career bureaucrats with their own agendas, and they don't leave every 4 to 8 years so they can play the long game accross multiple administrations.
Some guy works in the department of dick and balls for 40 years until he becomes head secretary and then he uses whatever regulatory wiggle room he gets between laws from Congress and executive orders from the president to enact his own agenda with his department's resources. That's all perfectly logical.
The descent into schizo land starts when you realize that the intelligence agencies do this too and they have virtually unlimited budgets and the resources to strongarm any other government or business leaders through blackmail or intimidation or both.
Have you ever played a Crusader Kings game and had your spymaster plot against you because he has a higher skill level and he hates you? Imagine that in real life. That's what people mean when they talk about the "deep state".

>>40652311
That's no good bro. You have to trust the goverment bro. Take your meds bro. JFK is a psyop bro. You should support Israel bro.

>>40650154
I would have no idea who Ed Mchamon was if he never delivered the checks.

>>40641095 (OP)

>>40642527
>Ok retard explain how you fake the deaths of millions of people.
lmao,nice bait

>>40641095 (OP)
That glowniggers made this thread in order to datamine some good ideas or cover their tracks if needed.

>>40650196
that's not rational view, that's christcuck view

>>40641095 (OP)
the internet is just a massive data collection operation and it starts with people asking obvious survey questions to feed data into ai to market to us better

>>40654001
You don’t need to be a Christcuck or religious at all in order to logically derive the existence of a Creator.

I’m not Christian or religious in any way. Scroll to the bottom of my pastebin and read what’s under the section titled:
>RELIGION
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

Christian’s are no different than globers in their folly - they believe in the empirically unsubstantiated written doctrine of men which is contrary to their actual lived experience. My advice to you is to take back control of your life and stop blindly believing what you’re told to believe by your perceived authority figures. Belief is the enemy of KNOWING.

>>40644502

>>40655174
The existence of a creator is a christcuck view. That doesn't mean atheists are correct. The truth is much more nuanced than these 2 takes, but you would never understand the truth,it takes a few more iq points.

much love

>>40655174
fucking siiiiiiighhhhhh

>>40656815
>>40656975
The natural antecedent to creation is creator. You cannot have one without the other. The reason you’re not expounding upon your views, and your argument has degenerated to hollow ad homs, is bc you’re fully aware at this point you haven’t a clue how to rationally describe how anything could come into existence void of a primary mover. The existence of God is not even debatable, it’s literally the only possibility for the material world. The problem with religion is that it attempts to put God in a box, limiting the very idea of God and making unsubstantiated claims which are expected to be blindly believed based upon nothing more than the written doctrine of corruptible men. Those who deny a Creator are equally as moronic as those who attempt to limit The Creator thru religion.

>>40641095 (OP)
That everything is gonna be alright

>>40641145
>>40641105
Before the Qanon operation you would see posts on pol of preppers and anons eager to do shit and rebel, not to mention 8chud which was x10 of that. Then came Qanon to pol and basically neutralized any resistance, then it moved to 8chud and it did even more damage as it set up it's own "qresearch" board where they wasted anons time researching pointless bullshit of the completely fictitious "deep state". Eventually they just shut down 8chud completely as anons were still talking and planning about rising up and challenging the government's rule.
You don't see such posts anymore on 4chud nowadays.

Even typing *8chud* gets filtered to this day even though the website doesn't exist anymore.

>>40655174

>>40642527
>Ok retard explain how you fake the deaths of millions of people.
By looking at the census done by the red cross where jewish lives actually ended up net positive factoring in new births.
And then looking up that the USA took religious affiliation out of the census for 30 years to hide the roughly 5.5 million undocumented jews within the USA post-WWII.

>>40646735
hah based you rekt that idiot

>>40655174
>they believe in the empirically unsubstantiated written doctrine of men which is contrary to their actual lived experience
Me too!
picrel

>>40661432
Unironically a more believable Genesis story than that of the Abrahamic religions

>>40661590
Agreed 100% I'm only partially kidding when I post that

>>40641095 (OP)
The most stupid conspiracy theory that I know about is the one which says that many of us, human beings, are actually NPCs. This is absurd. People are just dumb and very easily mislead. They are not NPCs. We are animals. Animals can be "manipulated". Like, you can stick a carrot in front of a donkey and make it walk. Things like that. So it would be more correct to just say that these people are stupid and not NPCs; Saying they are NPCs take their humanity away and this becomes a justification in the minds of evil and good people to do x action towards those who they judged an NPC. It's absurd, stupid and satanic because it dehumanizes that which God created at His image and likeness, us, the human beings who walk this earth.

>>40661783
>We are animals
>God created at His image and likeness, us, the human beings who walk this earth
You appear to be a very confused individual.. do you by chance believe in evolution? Is that what you’re making simultaneous contradictory claims?

>>40641095 (OP)
You know the “birds aren’t real” thing is literally a joke right?
I worked with a guy who said the mask mandate was so that people could loot stores again and get away with it. That was probably the most retarded conspiracy theory I have heard even though probably nobody believes it except for that one guy.

>>40641186
agent BrightAsSun#666 please fix this bot, too obvious

>>40641259
yeah, it's pretty obvious, nowaday
the holocoaster was especially hilarious, do they even get their own propaganda?

>>40641186
compare any space x landing video to any moon landing video
hint: you're retarded

>>40642527
where is the remains? why did even the red cross said there was no extermination? why did ground penetrating radar showed that the soil was undisturbed for decades before then?
it's up to you to prove the kike's claims

>>40641095 (OP)
These are all just memes to me.

>>40642821
explains why the thinker flip floped twice, then
it's not even subtle anymore, either the glowniggers are experimenting with the people's mind or something is wrong with spacetime continuum

>>40643192
>how dare you reject the holy science!!!!

>>40643403
>>40643344
>>40643315
>>40643297
>>40643192
>itt: two literal zogbot sucking eachother's dick

>>40651154
>AI generated
>before it was ever released
this is your brain on zoomer brainrot

>>40661783
>they are just dumb
pass a certain threshold, they are basically bots made out of flesh

>>40661783
NPCs are real, just not in the way you’re categorizing the label. Some people simply posses less sentience than others. Those religious individuals such as Mormons, Christians, Muslims, Scientologists or Heliocentrist Globe earthers, who blindly believe in, and adhere to, the unsubstantiated dogma of their perceived authority figure, are less capable of actually thinking for themselves and therefore not as fully in control of their cognitive and behavioral processes. All religious individuals and especially those who parrot the propaganda fed to them by the (((mainstream))) institutions of media, science and education are a type of NPC in this way.

>>40641095 (OP)
Sagging pants was invented by reptilians.

>>40641132
Oh the nukes aren't real crowd have to be among the dumbest. Especially since they can't deny that nuclear power is real, but outright refuse that the rock capable of boiling thousands of litres of water a second could possibly be used as a weapon

>>40663622
Fairly certain it was homosexuals that invented those.

>>40641132
>>40663827
Nukes are fake as fuck. Nuclear power plants are just really expensive steam power. Educate yourselves:
https://vimeo.com/331671526

>>40652311
So once he got in charge of the dick and balls department, what did he do?

Timecube is important math.

>>40663898
Its a fashion statement designed around having a tail

>>40664059
You mean "a fashion statement designed around wanting other men to penetrate your anus in jail"?

>>40663898
No it was invented by Blacks who, from their inferiority complex, must display any and all forms of wealth they acquire. Calvin Clein underwear? People must be able to see it, or why wear it?

>>40664105
>>40664140
There's deeper significance to it than that. Every guy I've been around that dresses like that, black or white, has has reptilian energy appear in my third eye.

>>40664014
Aren't you that fart guy?

>>40664788
Yeah that's me hurr durr I'm the fart guy

Kys trannie. You'll never be a woman

>>40664788
*Gently presses against you and farts*

>>40641132
>>40663827
>>40663957

>>40641095 (OP)
The idea that islam should have a right to exist.

Targeted Individuals. Every single one displays narcissistic behavior and can't coherently describe their alleged stalking and motives.

>>40641095 (OP)
Israel is our greatest ally

>>40667652
ok jeetIDF

>>40664009
This is where the global pedo cabal appears.

Ummo was a psyop. More specifically it was a psiop. Ummo wasn't real. Then the psyop happened and was effective enough to manifest proper alien encounters using the collective underlying psi field, or whatever it is called, of the region. As of that moment in time, going forward Ummo was physically real and retroactively Ummo's history was too.

This was a test operation for a facet of psi theory, before that there were only ever small scale events that were attempted.

>>40646880
Poison is about dosage dipshit

>>40641105
It's the

>>40667666
Absolutely checked

>>40667666
digits dont lie

>>40641095 (OP)
flat earth

>>40659421
funnily enough I had like 20 of these cards in a box behind me when I found this thread

>>40641095 (OP)
ancient aliens and the prophecies of the end of the world (shit like mayan calendar or y2k)

>>40668331
Based and synchronous

The lengths people go to justify their refusal to ever wear a mask while coughing and sneezing goopy phlegm all over everyone around them is pretty funny. It's basic hygiene, always has been.
Nobody actually believes masks "stops covid", it's to stop you from spreading germs. That's how it's always worked. Also why surgeons wear masks too.

>>40646869
What is that from?

>>40646912
You might be the most retarded person that I've ever encountered.

You believe anything that is "anti-establishment" by your definition because you believe it makes you feel special. You take different so-called "research" from disparate sources to cobble together a working theory that has more holes in it than a fucking sponge.

One day, your face will be all over the news because you tried to stab your mother with a butcher's knife because you had a full-on psychotic break. Happened to a family friend of mine, who started spouting the bullshit that you're peddling. I sincerely hope you get some serious help before that happens.

>>40650154
Dude, no, he never delivered checks. He was just on commercials for it. People are mistaking the old guy who was part of actually delivering checks for Ed. Come on man.

>>40668861
Germs/viruses are a hoax. Educate yourself:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/joZF7GsUmbfd/

>>40668985
>muh ad Homs
Riveting.

>>40668861

>music pill
for having such implications and phr33 l00ts, rarely talked about on /x/. is a shame, really

>>40669001
I honestly have no idea what you’re even trying to say?… what is your explanation for all of the residual evidence that Ed McMahon worked for publishers clearing house and delivered giant checks to people’s doors for winning the sweepstakes? See: >>40644566

https://youtu.be/ud98viPaRKI

https://rumble.com/v1d824k-why-did-ed-mcmahon-not-correct-garry-shandling-and-johnny-carson-mandelaeff.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/gGYtMZKTnn

>>40641095 (OP)
Gang stalking

>>40669164
I can see germs under a miscroscope.

Virus deniers and antivaxxers are probably the dumbest people on earth. They should all die of Ebola-AIDS

Pretty much this.

>>40669637
>lol that chart
It's like a goyim belief acceptability chart.

>>40669637
>giant trees
>dangerous to yourself and others

Dumbest theories I've heard (from tiktok zooms-zooms or conspiritard boomers)
>the moon is a projection
>French mercenaries secretly took over the white house and run the country
>Freemasons using satellites to interfere with prayers
>Weird Al songs are the originals. He then finds a pop singer to sing it and of it's a hit then he releases his version
>Babygate (one direction fans claimed Louis Thomlinson kid was faked)
>Tyson vs Paul Brothers fight is a ritual to transfer a demon in Mike Tyson to Jake Paul
>black people are actually native Americans
>slavers brought sharks to north America to eat escaped slaves
>covid is demon sperm
>1+1=1 (aka: If you take one lump if clay and add it to another lump of clay, you still have one lump of clay)
>maps were drawn in the 1600s with the help of airplanes
>Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pumped because it was full of semen
>Katy Perry is Jonbenet Ramsey
>Armie Hammer was a cannibal
>Chadwick Boseman didnt actualy die because he never actually existed
>Stephen King killed John Lennon for Regan
>Tom Cruise can’t run down stairs, and has never been in a movie where he does. He’s always falling down them, or it cuts and he’s down them
>Trump killed Isaac Kappy
>Jews are purposefully eroding the meaning of words so that nothing has meaning anymore.

>>40669637
>cultural marxism is considered "crazier" then cryptids, UFOs, etc

>>40669637
Yeah this chart has a huge left-wing bias. Not reliable at all.

>>40669934
1+2 = 3 if whatever objects involved are disconnected after result but if they are connected after result then yeah 3 pieces of clay added to a pile of 2 pieces of clay becomes 1 piece of clay

Every human has a front, back, left, right, top and bottom. There is cubic nature in every human. Yet OP thinks cubic time is insane. That's why I don't trust any expert on Earth, they're all stupid. Just take one look at the state of the world.

Pervs

>>40669976
How is it left wing bias? The right are the ones who mostly believe in a flying space daddy, and even good over trumps non-existent 3rd term. Of course common sense would seem left wing .

>>40669222
None of this is "evidence" or proves anything at all.

I can see how people can make these mistakes in memory, however. AFP is similar to PCH so this makes sense that a lot of people miss remember it.

>>40670327
>intersectionnality isn't cultural Marxism
>soros is a good boy
>satanistic child sacrifices never happened
>pizzagate kek
>great replacement is 40% a meme
>deep states are fantasies
Please. And these are put at the top in the most "detached from reality" part of this infographic.
>common sense is right wing
Same argument sociologists (social engineers) push forward to justify their lack of contradiction, you know, since everyone that tries to contradict them is discredited or canceled.

>>40669637
problem with conspiracy theories is that "bots" push out ridiculous talking points so that anons and normies get repulsed
>kikes polluting the world?
or
>kikes control the weather?
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2018-03-10/ty-article/with-eye-on-hearts-and-minds-israeli-army-sets-up-consciousness-ops/0000017f-eff4-d223-a97f-effdab210000

>>40646912
>Use regular household items to describe something
>OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY USED TAPE AND FOIL!!!
Ever heard of americans measuring things in football fields?

>>40670548
>>kikes control the weather?
They do. By kikes we mean Rothschildren but they most definitely control global weather, and do it non-stop to sell 'climate change'

>>40641095 (OP)
My most schizo CT is that the stupid ones are cover for the real ones.

>>40642367
And yet there are two things constant. Support for Israel. And corporate power.

>>40670872
Like incidental Global Warming/Climate Change forcing financially devastating weather events every single day. What a crock of specious and idiosyncratic shit amirite?

>>40670432
>completely ignores every single point and doesnt address a single piece of evidence presented
>”so this makes sense that a lot of people miss remember it”
Kek! Mandela effect deniers are mentally insane.

>>40646373
The cdc mention on their own site that it can cause heart issues. Of course very low rate but still. All the other shit, who knows. I ain't digging too deep into it just the 2nd time they obviously fucked us with untested vaccines (a girl at my school took the one against swine flu and became narcoleptic).

>>40644570
Just the fact 6 million was the number when Aushwits was 4 million, and then when that number was reduced to 1 million, the total was still 6 million, should inform anyone with a brain that the 6 million number is made the fuck up.

>>40641095 (OP)
We are in a feed back loop
Fungus make us
We make machines
Machines make fungus

Fungus makes intelligent life so it can become an immortal singularity of a species through ai
This ai then generates more advanced fungus to spread across the universe to evolve and harvest more species
Repeating and evolving the cycle

>>40642029
"Outside reality"? Outside, looking in perspective? Anyone IN reality could not do this. Also if there is something "out there" wouldn't that make it part of reality, a part we don't perceive but a lighter or heavier understanding than people currently have(perhaps the Enlightened have a better, if not complete, understanding of these matters. If you don't understand everything, you understand nothing.
"Trust the experts"

>>40670831
That makes more sense than the computational power of 320 elephants. I applaud you louder than a swarm of 80,000 bees.

>>40671049
https://youtu.be/aukTjFrF7MI

>>40669637
Janky ass chart anon

>>40641105
Entrenched regime splinter cells, like cancer. A Human Cancer. Jews had the Pharasees and high priests who defied God to retain power, worked behind doors and got someone else to crucify. Deep state is far too real with real world examples.

>>40669637
>Epstein
Come on.

>>40670432
So your explanation is that Ed McMahon did a parody rap song where he went door to door asking for the giant checks he gave to be people back because AFP is similar to PCH, even though Ed McMahon never even went door to door delivering checks to people’s houses? Are you retarded?

>>40649830
>>40669001
So your explanation is that Ed McMahon did a parody rap song where he went door to door asking for the giant checks he gave to people back because he mistakenly thought an old guy working for a company that he never even worked for was himself, even though Ed McMahon never even went door to door delivering checks to people’s houses? Are you retarded?

Why are Mandela effect deniers like this? Are they really this dumb or are they literal NPCs that are programmed not to understand basic reasoning?

>>40641929
We're bringing back the dodecatheon? Could work if you pick the right twelve

>>40641750
same

>>40669637
Why is Tartaria dangerous to yourself and others?
Are the half-buried buildings going to get ya?

>>40673801
State sized sink holes caused by well placed explosives. We aren't walking on the true crust of the earth.

>>40669637
>detached from reality: ”Rothschild central bank”
>t. brightly glowing chart

>>40667712
The Japan disaster one is another example. It's more a longer term psiop, but we're seeing it play out.

>>40641095 (OP)
My skin is gangstalking my bones and the blood is in on it!

>>40670899
>>40672640

Jesus dude, read a fucking book.

Get over yourself. You haven't proven anything.

>>40669001
>>40670432
>>40675046
>>40644566
Why did Ed McMahon do this parody rap song if he never went door to door delivering checks to winners of the sweepstakes?:
https://youtu.be/eD8EvB1L84M

Just Listen to the fucking lyrics he’s singing. He’s talking about going door to door delivering giant checks to people who won the seeepstakes. That’s exactly what millions of people remember him doing… why the fuck is he singing about it if he never actually did it? That wouldn’t make any sense, now would it?

What the fuck is your explanation for this scene from a Golden Girls episode where they specifically mention that Ed McMahon is going to give her prize money for Publishers Clearing House:
https://youtu.be/T0BXHupyWZg

How does that scene make any sense if Ed McMahon never worked for publishers clearing house and never delivered checks to people’s doors?

Why is Johnny Carson and Garry Shandling talking to Ed McMahon about him working for Publishers Clearing House delivering giant checks if none of that ever happened? It’s recorded and can be watched right fucking here:
https://rumble.com/v1d824k-why-did-ed-mcmahon-not-correct-garry-shandling-and-johnny-carson-mandelaeff.html

Did you watch that? What the fuck is your explanation for the conversation they’re having?

What is your explanation for why the giant check says “Publishers Clearing House” on it in this Johnny Carson interview and he says “I’m sorry Ed McMahon couldn’t be here to deliver this to you in person”?:
https://youtu.be/BOYJmN7teww

How the fuck does that make any sense if Ed McMahon never worked for publishers clearing house and never delivered checks to people???

>>40669001
>>40670432
>>40675046
>>40644566
>>40675813
Why does this NY Post article from when Ed McMahon died specifically state that he worked for publishers clearing house?:
https://nypost.com/2009/06/24/good-night-ed/

Why does this obituary from when he died describe Ed McMahon as “the bearer of oversized checks from Publishers Clearing House”:
https://www.flavorwire.com/26603/ed-mcmahon-dies-at-86

Or how about CNN or NPR or business insider, all of who reported upon his death in 2009 stating that Ed McMahon worked for publishers clearing house?

How about this commercial for neighborhood watch in which the girl starts freaking out when Ed McMahon rings her doorbell bc she thinks she’s won?:
https://youtu.be/Uk8SDxedVe0

And she even says “are you gonna give us the check!?.. The check!?..”

Why does this Time Magazine article from 1993 describe Ed McMahon as “the pitchman for the $1mil Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes”:
https://coalspeaker.com/2019/05/23/tales-from-the-alternate-universe/

And that’s just a fraction of the residual evidence that is available, only some of which is listed in this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/N9H570LdJb

Millions of people remember Ed McMahon delivering giant checks to peoples doors for publishes clearing house and there is endless amounts of evidence that it actually happened… so why do we get Forbes articles like this one:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/larissafaw/2012/11/21/the-curious-case-of-ed-mcmahon-and-the-publishers-clearing-house/

And hordes of Mandela affect deniers trying to gaslight people into thinking that they’re just “misremembering” all of it?

Reality is fluid and changing and, besides flat earth, it’s probably the most important and profound aspect of this reality that is being hidden from you.

>>40669001
>>40675813
>>40675826
In this interview Ed McMahon himself literally says in his own words that he walked up to people’s doors and gave them “giant checks for a million dollars” and claims he gave $110 Million total out to winners:
https://youtu.be/q8nxy8g9tzA?t=2510

Mandela Effect deniers are either irrationally delusional or intentionally deceptive.

mandela effect is real and still happens occasionally, though a lot less and drastic than they used to. thinker used to be fist on forehead, and a normal sitting position, not all contorted like he is now.

>>40675898
I remember seeing people do the thinker pose with fist on forehead when they graduated highschool with me... so where could that trend have come from in this timeline?

>>40675953
a fairly recent one, zelenski > zelensky > zelenskyy.

fruit loops too, i remember posting on /x/ arguing that i always remembered it was froot, now its froot again.

>>40675898
>>40675953
Picrel. There are tons of these photos online of groups of people doing the wrong thinker statue pose while LITERALLY STANDING IN FRONT OF THE ACTUAL THINKER STATUE lol. Like they didn’t notice what the actual statue looked like while standing right in front of it??? Or how about the photographer who’s taking the photo?.. they didnt think to tell all the people they were posing differently than the statue right behind them in full view?

Obviously this is pretty compelling evidence the thinker statue has somehow retroactively changed from what it was when these photos were originally taken, but Mandela effect deniers will say you’re crazy if you think this is evidence of anything other than “muh unreliable memoriez”.

There’s even a pose in bodybuilding called “the thinker” in which the poser puts his fist to his forehead just like we all remember the statue looking like prior to the ME change.

This reality is bonkers

>>40676046

>>40676046
are you this guy? >>40675826
yes flat earth and mandela are extremely gate kept concepts, though they talk about ME because it can be easily dismissed by calling people chud schizos. yes its the truth and youre not alone. but thing is, i dont think overwhelmingly vast majority of people care to know to even care that the earth is flat. so just keep living your life knowing what you know.

>>40676073
Yes, I’m well aware that the vast majority people don’t give a flying fuck about these topics. But the thing is, I would have wanted to know many years prior to me actually finding out about these truths. I actually heard about flat earth and the Mandela effect way back in 2016 and wrote them both off bc I was duped by the debOoo00nkerz. It wasn’t until late 2021 that I came across a post on /pol/ of all places which resparked my interest in them and started me down the rabbit hole which eventually culminated in me compiling the pastebin and the copypasta here >>40644490 >>40644502 and doing my due diligence in regularly posting it for other anons like myself who would greatly appreciate having the info available to them. Today these topics are much more shadowbanned so I feel it is important to ensure the info is out there for others like the 2016 version of me to find. I probably do take the debating portion to heart a bit too much at times tho. I just really want to do my part to spreas the truth to those who are looking for it , and a good way of getting it out there to be noticed is by directly refuting the detractors and deceivers.

>>40676110
wow youre the guy who made those? thanks dude. that flat earth pastebin, i spent the last 2 years practically watching through the whole thing. it was back around the same time 2016 when flat earth got a resurgence when i was exposed to the movement. same story. were conditioned to mock flaters as retarded backwards chuds. and i watched it at first thinking how funny and retarded they were. but more i watched the more it became obvious that FE was coming from a position of reason and logic and truth. also the mandelas. tptb hate the subject. i personally know so many smoking gun mandelas that ive witnessed in my own life around me. FE and ME prove that we are living in some sort of simulation. but it seems and feels like most people are content with being cattle or staying asleep. what would happen when all the cattle and sleepers find out that they are living in an animal farm and the things that are happening in our societies and countries, that are happening, with the excuse from a huge satanic lie. but it feels like most people are so readily acceptant of this satanic nilhilist system, that they dont care to search for the truth, and they benefit from this degenerate system because it fits their life so well. thanks for trying to tell the truth, because im just so exhausted feeling like one guy living alone in a hell surrounded by masses whove given in to demonism, but i just keep searching for the truth, because the truth is what will set us free from this physical hell realm.

>>40667712
>Ummo
<lits cigarette>
That's a topic I haven't read in years

>>40641095 (OP)
>What are the most schizo or stupid conspiracy theories you know?
flat earth, hollow earth, tartaria.

>>40676256
That really makes me happy to know that you’ve enjoyed the pastebin my man. you’re certainly not alone in your views and general feelings towards the dumbed down apathetic masses; it’s disorienting for sure when you realize how rare it is the desire to even be awake for most people. And I totally agree about the importance of seeking Truth. I can’t say for sure what this reality is really all about at its core, but I do know kno thru various personal experiences that the attainment of, and respect for, the Truth plays a fundamental role in our purpose here. I’ve found in my own life that the more I live in compliance with basic virtuous principles that have Truth at their foundation, I seem to be protected from a lot suffering and misery that befall the masses who are content with living in rejection of such basic principles. Much love and I truly wish you well on your journey thru this existence my friend.

>>40675826
None of this proves what you think it does anon, people make mistakes or misstate things, even an older Ed.

>>40675826
>residual evidence

It's not evidence. It's people being wrong. Simple as.

>>40675813
>>40675826
People mistake brands all the time

Ahhh the wiskerteeth™ mine itself lol

>>40667671
Like this, see.

>>40676421
>Muh pastebin
Niggers can't use 2 sticks and thread.

Timecube is ultimate truth

I found an infinite pee hack, something is up with the symbolism of glasses effecting reality so I was experimenting with pissing with my glasses on and off, and some way I was playing with my glasses triggered an infinite pee leak that stopped when I went to sleep (I slept in a diaper.) Does anyone know of a hack to turn your legs off so I can roleplay as a cripple-chan?

>>40677520
What is this supposed to mean?

According to ayyylmao schizos, something is going to happen in the next few years. Something big..

>>40641095 (OP)
Memphis Sigil Rap and Organic Black Hellicopters

>Aaon Dover: wars aren't real. NO WAR is real, it\s massive crisis actors
>dinosaur denialism
>IRL "domestic" conclavism\ home-alone sedevacantism
>Transvestigation but only in it's more extreme versions (hans wormhat, junglesurfer,etc)
>there are TWO suns version of flat earthers
>"Kaaba is a shiva temple"
>organic robotoids\everyone is a clone\ >sovereign citizen well-poisoning to get retards arrested and make dissidence look retarded to the public

>>40641095 (OP)
>flat earth
Nice way to out urself as a shill

I believe I qualify for this thread.

Google "elden ring lawsuit". That's me. I sued bandai namco over hiding an entire game in Elden Ring.

My claim is all japanese games have hidden, parallel worlds in them, and you can go there. The problem is its ALMOST FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO

and so...it's been decades, and nobody outside Japan has reported visiting this world. They keep it a secret. I'll be redeemed, someday.

>>40679084
>IRL "domestic" conclavism\ home-alone sedevacantism
What do you mean by that?

>>40670831
They literally said they had to worry about dropping tools or putting their foot thru the floor.

>We had to have pads on the floor 'cause if you dropped a screwdriver, it would go right through the floor."
>- Jim Lovell, Astronaut (Gemini 7, Gemini 12, Apollo 8, Apollo 13)

>>40670831
>>40680666

the most interesting thing i've heard is that on the fifteenth of september of this year they are going to learn the truth.

and the truth shall set them free.

>>40641095 (OP)

>Non-corporeal interdimensional beings farming and harvesting loosh from humans
>G-Force towers emit psychotronic waves to subdue and control the human population
>Earth was once flat but became round through geotectonic manipulation because animals would frequently fall off the edge
>The universal is multimodal and multidimensional with alternate realities existing in each dimension and modality
>We are cyborgs are in a quasi-simulated reality of a post-apocalyptic earth managed by cyan-skinned avian-like creatures that walk upside down and speak in high frequency trinary tones
>Time is finite but an infinite loop. Once it reaches the end, it loops back to the beginning.
>The universe is an infinite loop. Crossing over the edge of the universe would bring you back to the center of the universe and vice versa.
>Computers can warp reality through material-immaterial context switching, creating micro-universe bubbles that can manipulate and disrupt concentrated consciousness and physicality

>>40676750
Like what? Someone calling you a paid jeet?
l2bantz faggot
>oh wait, he's a projecting narcissist nvm

>>40647995
>>40644566
There's a couple of new ones that have happened as well lately.

>Treasure
The famous 90s and 00's Japanese video game developer has a McDonald's video game that exists now on the genesis that they made in the 90s. It's a platformer where you play as Ronald. I've followed Treasure since the 90s and this game never released. I remember seeing an interview around after Ikaruga released where they joked about working on one but it never released because they shifted development resources off it to gunstar heroes when Sega saw gunstar and was impressed. There's residuals of this everywhere as it's never mentioned on any top 100 lists or anything and the game is a legitimate top 10 genesis title. It's really, really, good and it just magically exists now. Treasure used to be HUGE in the 00s with a hardcore fanbase talking about their games online and nowhere ever was mcdonalds brought up. It's fucking crazy. If Treasure had indeed made a top 10 genesis mcdonalds game, people would have been talking about it online the past 25 years.

>Dallas Mavericks
80s player Roy Tarply died in the early 90s after a heart attack that was attributed to cocaine and alcohol abuse. Mark Aguirre was blacklisted from the NBA due to his association with Tarply. Now Tarply lived until the mid 2010's and he was just suspended during the years he died. I remember this being a big deal as it was post lyn bias and he's the only NBA player to die while playing.

>>40679139
lol i remember you spamming /v/ with this for a while
why would you sue someone over that though? like, what is the legal problem with hiding something in your own game?

>>40641186
what if they found something up there that everyone agreed to keep a secret? widespread panic is a nightmare for people in charge

>>40642348
well they look the same so I don't see how this is stupid

Michelle Obama being a man; that's just how black women look.

>>40641095 (OP)
>What are the most schizo or stupid conspiracy theories you know?
flat earth, and schizos thinking moon landings are impossible.

>>40682057
True man. We obvoiusly went to the moon. We could go anytime, but we don't have the technology or the funding anymore. Elon surely will make tripulated flies to mars soon, he said it in 2010, and the in 2020 and now in two more years. You have to belief science bro. Don't be an idiot bro. Take your booster shots bro. The moon is real I swear bro.

>>40682115
>we don't have the technology or the funding anymore.
who told you that? we have both.
>moon isnt real
whoa, which twitter screenshot told you that?
or was it a youtube video with music from the matrix?

lets denounce the talmud and torah together!
me first!

I denounce the talmud and the torah, israel is a fake state, its all palestinian land.

now your turn!
i am giving you two (2) posts to do it.

>>40682150

>>40682150
>>40682786

>>40682786

>>40682786
>>40682797
>>40682809
>im jewish i wont denounce the talmud and the torah, i will instead spam idiotic jpegs
how much was your house ruined when Iran was bombing your fake desert shithole?

>>40682833
You’re a clown.

>>40683130
oh no, so iran blew your house up? lmao poor kike go cry me a river.

>>40669164
the truth is truly crazier than fiction. i know how it really works. once you know symbolism you can see it. its very predictable. any problems are symbolic of bottled up energy. it manifests very predictably because.. reasons. its sooo complicated. but yeah if you get rid of that bottled energy (again complicated and hard af) then you dont get sick anymore. t 43 with no medical issues. i let go all my bottled energy, now im a god, a god of the storm. no i wont explain more, dont bother asking. it would be novels. just meditate and experiement.

>>40669164
>>40683264
>these retarded niggers never used a microscope
ok

>>40641145
Qanon is a psyop.
>There are no such things as "elites"
Congressmen, CEOs, Billionaires, Athletes/Entertainers with a nine digit net worth
>and "medbeds"
The Sarcophagus from Stargate SG1 was a soft disclosure, and there's some stuff about magnetic beds having some limited healing capabilities due to iron content in the human body
>and "NACHT WAFFEN"
White people can be gang members and criminals too, you know
>and "SOLAR WARDEN"
Experimental USAF tech
>and "GERMANS IN SPACE"
Ripped off from Iron Dsky
>and "THE AXIS POWERS WON WWII"
Business leaders supported Germany, Imperial Japan was a de facto military junta, and Italy defected
>and "WE'VE COLONIZED SPACE"
there's probably been done classified space missions here and there
>and "TIME TRAVEL"
Theoretical mass surveillance archives dating back to the 30s. The FBI taps the phones of gang members.

Birds aren't real is a fake conspiracy theory created by a guy to prove that if you say something loud enough and long enough then people will eventually believe it ironically. He has done interviews stating this. He did it specifically to prove this and that humans have an inherent need to 'believe' something over other people to feel part of a 'secret group' that 'knows the truth'. Flat Earth is a CIA disinfo 'poison the well' or 'one apple spoils the bunch' campaign (purposefully to tie into UFO stuff) so whenever somebody goes "Man, those governmental blacksites are really bad shit" can be retorted with "Blacksites? Hah I bet you believe the Earth is flat too!". Flying saucer shit is also a disinfo thing for secret programs.

Don't know about cubic time. Do you mean 'time cube'? That's just nonsense schizo shit, yeah.

>>40641436
It's based on that idea but the reason the guy did it had nothing to do with exposing Feds but exposing how easy it is to trick people into believe bullshit.

>>40644582
I hate these images because it implies that Jews were only killed in gas chambers and burned in ovens when that wasn't the case and plenty of mass graves were found (by both West and USSR) which proved this.

The real redpill is that the Holohoax meme was started by a Jew in order to drag attention away from the fact the Nazis persecuted other people (including Muslims et al) not just Jews. Holohoax memeing was created by a Jew to drag the attention just to Jews to suggest that ONLY Jews were persecuted and the goyim were treated fine and fair by the evil Nazis. The fact /pol/ fell for a Jewish psyop while pretending to be redpilled and going on about 'wooden doors' (ignoring that if you put a guy in a car in a garage and turn on the car, you will eventually die, despite garage doors having gaps) and how the maths doesn't make sense is funny.

>>40683373
this. if you put 120 people in a room and fill it with gas, you could have wooden doors or small gaps but you will eventually kill them simply because 120 in a small room filling with gas will eventually kill them. like this is really simple shit. /pol/ has been infiltrated by retards who think they're smart but aren't.

the government controlling the weather is up there for me. It's not the most outlandish, but so many people are retarded enough to believe it that it blows my mind

>>40679139
That shit is true. Been studying japanese for half a year and got to chat with some japanese guy for some time, he got to enter the other half of elder ring.

Shit was cool asf, it was an entirely new map half the size of the normal one. There was a Godwyn boss fight, he controlled an avatar of himself.

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>>40683232
>t. literal clown

>>40641095 (OP)
Some anons actually believe that consciousness is eternal. Their will to live is so persuasive that they rather be tortured infinite lifetimes than accept the possibility of total annihilation. It's like seeing a struggling prey making a lot of noise as if their silence is not inevitable. Poor mortals.

>>40641095 (OP)
Not a formal conspiracy but I like to toy with the idea that North Korea is literally a utopian oasis and the rest of the world, already controlled by the NWO, are the true plebs subject to ungodly levels of control and propaganda

>>40676421
I'm the schizo hallucinating everyone and everything and I imagine the Earth is round and that the Mandela effect is real. Therefore the Earth is round and Nelson Mandela died at least twice from my perspective.

>>40679139
That's wild I knew there were several hidden games inside Bloodborne I just don't know how to get them.

One is a sex game where every enemy, NPC and boss is swapped for coomer models.

One is tied in to Armored Core and you can replace body parts of your character with mechanical and biomechanical equipment, including parts of the Plain Doll.

The third is actually a Warhammer 40k and Magic: the Gathering game where it turns out Yarnham is a hive city on a planet close to the warp, infiltrated by Dark Eldar. It turns out all the trick weapons were made by the AdMech, who are Phyrexians. Pic related.

>>40683359
Stop investing so much of your energy into gaining the approval of others:

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40259436/#40268334

You don’t need to believe flat earthers. Anyone can perform their own tests observations and experiments to verify for themselves that the earth is a stationary, enclosed topographical plane:

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435656

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435684

As I’ve said countless times in countless threads:
>I urge everyone reading: DONT BELIEVE ME! I happen to be telling you the truth, but how could you even know that just from seeing my posts??

>You’d be absolutely moronic to just blindly believe anyone about the topic of where you are, what this reality is, and for what purpose you were put here. ffs, you don’t have to believe flat earthers. Get off your ass and go outside and test the globe’s claims for yourself. That is the ONLY way to become a real flat earther. Go try to confirm what you were told about this world. If you do, you will quickly realize that you were lied to.

Also, the pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh
is not meant to be place where you go to just copy an entirely new worldview from. I encourage everyone to investigate these matters for themselves. You should use the vids, links, info and resources Ive provided itt merely as a basis for conducting your own independent research. Perform your own tests and experiments to confirm for yourself.

Once again bc it bares repeating:
>Every flat earther started out as a glober; we’re the ones who decided to question what we were told and go test the claims for ourselves. Stop letting your perceived authority figures do your thinking for you. Take back control of your life and develop the self respect and self confidence necessary to actually determine fact from fiction for yourself instead just hopping from one authority figures dick to the next.

>>40682024
No, Michael Obama is a real dude with a real penis.

>>40682024

>>40682024
Just look at the prominence of the Adam’s apple

>>40682024
>>40686390
>Man’s hands
>Man’s shoulder width
>Man’s muscular physique

>>40682024
the gender bender agenda
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6gp5ki9eatp9/

I believe we have 2 souls in one body. One soul from the sperm cell and another soul from the egg cell. These souls are made up of 23 parts(chromosomes).

>>40682024
its obviously a man, america took great care to hide it from the public.

>>40687850
>>40686401
>>40686395
>>40686386
if that's true then 90% of "female" celebrities could be trannies as well

>>40688251
Exactly.

>>40689230
Even TayTay ?

>>40689230
>>40688251
Grim

>>40683781

not really a conspiracy theory but it is adjacent to conspirological circles. i present to you, the mudfossil hypothesis, wherein people argue that various landforms of the Earth were once real, living, animated entities.

Captcha: RRPPR

>>40690076
Yes

>>40642527
Are you Jewish?

>>40669934
>Armie Hammer was a cannibal
This one is true though. He kidnapped that lady in the desert

im fond of the "stevie wonder isn't blind" conspiracy theories for purely ridiculous or stupid ones

>>40646889
This is what I've been saying for years. People say well why didn't they call the US out? Instead of why wouldn't they call the US out.

>>40676594
>>40676599
>>40676606
See:
>>40675813
>>40675826
>>40675876

>>40691318
This one is legit tho:
https://youtu.be/wfrKqGuOhgQ

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

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