Thread 40644470

>2035
>be neuralink test subject
>undergoing false memory implantation
>idk why, i just need the money
>experience 10 years of a bizarre fantasy world where nothing makes sense
>procedure ends
>snapbacktoreality.mp3
>vision is blurry
>someone is sitting in front of me
>"hello, anon. i'm doctor musk. i'm here to get you reacclimated."
>vision clears
>the fuck
>this nigga is really elon musk
>"you're...you're elon musk? but...but you were...you were the richest man in the world and you made cars and rockets and everyone loved you and then they hated you and you were more powerful than the president for a while"
>elon laughs
>"i wrote the code. what can i say? i guess i got a little carried away with myself."
>a fat old man enters the room
>"anon, this is my colleague, dr. trump"
>dr. trump grins with delight
>"you're gonna love the real world, that i can tell you. believe me"

Someone watched total recall recently.
The original not the shitty remake i hope.

>>40644470 (OP)
more like they keep you hooked to it forever and never let you wake up like the matrix

>>40644494
haven't seen it in years, but yeah

PEDO-LINK

>>40644470 (OP)
Ah, the Quade protocol.
A truly fantastic thought experiment!
We all owe Phillip K Dick, Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Gary Goldman for developing it.

>>40644470 (OP)
The Unraped.

>>40644470 (OP)
>you're gonna love the real world, that i can tell you. believe me, it's the best real world you've ever seen.
You're gonna love the real world, folks, it's gonna be tremendous—probably the greatest world you've ever seen, believe me. Nobody knows the real world better than I do.
>>40644819
nice

pwnd

>>40644494
>i wrote the code
the most unrealistic part of the story

Musk isn't a doctor
He is a business man and engineer(no formation).

>>40647151
Elon can code, but he probably doesn't anymore.

>>40644470 (OP)
>This is what the modern right wing """male""" spends their time fantasizing about
gee how did the jews win europa again?

>>40647247
>Elon can code
lmao, a pajeet or his stupid AI can probably "code" better than him

>>40647247
'hello world' isn't coding

>>40648240
>>40648284
He worked as a programmer when he was young

>>40644470 (OP)
Kino
>>40646432
Kek

>>40647151
Same energy as my uncle works for tesla, he's developing neuralchip, AMA.

>>40646150
uhm,,

>>40652347
the guy is a fucking fraud, so reading that he did [thing] is just sound stupid for me.

>>40644515
>he doesn't know

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gWieLh6ZFf0

migraines, antibiotics, pain killers negating advantage over time...transfering more control and direction of activity over as it progresses...making you the robot drone

>>40644470 (OP)
Top kek.