You're trapped in a room with two identical unlocked doors. One door leads to heaven; one door leads to hell. Also in the room are two identical parrots. One parrot always lies; the other always tells the truth. You don't know which door is which, but the birds know exactly which door leads to heaven and which leads to hell. As soon as you open a door, you have chosen and cannot go back. However, you also don't know which bird is which.

Easy Mode:
You get to ask ONE question to ONE bird. How do you figure out which door leads to heaven?

Hard Mode:
Also, both of the birds are invisible. Only you can see both of them. Asking a bird a question about the other bird will yield the answer "What other bird?" You get to ask ONE question to ONE bird. How do you figure out which door leads to heaven?

Very Hard Mode:
Both of the birds are invisible. Only you can see both of them. Asking a bird a question about the other bird will yield the answer "What other bird?" You get to ask ONE question to ONE bird.

Because this is an extension of the Afterlife, there is a curse upon the room that prevents you from creating any hypothetical situations- as creating universes is God job- or asking any question with the word "if". How do you figure out which door leads to heaven?

>>40644914 (OP)
>Very Hard Mode:
Those parrots who hear me, each open a door.

>>40644932
Bro that is Pedophile donald Trump and that is dove in his hands not parrot.

And you are pathetic!

>>40644945
I reject your reality and substitute my own. And I'm going to heaven.

I would just ask one of the bird about the rules of this game, if he answers me with the exact instructions of the game then he is the honest one if not then he is the liar.
Then, depending on the answer of the first one, I will ask the other bird about the doors: if the first bird is the liar I will do what the second bird says, if the first bird is the honest one I will do the opposite of what the second bird says.

>>40644914 (OP)
There's no solution for the hard mode.
Also why is hard mode and very hard mode the same?

>>40644977

Well played! I have no idea what this post is about, but I saw cutie F1nster. Man she is so fucken cute. Time to masterbate! Thanks!

>>40644914 (OP)
>How do you figure out which door leads to heaven?
I dont. I sit down and preach to the parrots about the glories of God, and praise God constantly.
I dont need to be in Heaven. Wherever I am, God is with me and God is great. If God wants me in Heaven, God can bring me there. If God wants me in Hell, I shall worship and glorify God in Hell.

>>40645016
Because OP fucked up and added a line break.
Very hard mode bans hypotheticals and any question that begins with "If..."

>>40645025
>If God wants me in Hell, I shall worship and glorify God in Hell.
Man, you're in a cult.

>>40645041
Cool. I am happy and joyful in any situation.
Sounds like you should join a cult. - or do you not want to be happy and joyful in any situation?

>>40645009
>Then, depending on the answer of the first one, I will ask the other bird about the doors
You only get one question lol.
>i open one door, and if it's hell, then i shut it and open the other one

>>40645038
Ah, ok. Well...maybe the question could be "If I would ask another parrot that always lies, if door 1 leads to heaven, would he say yes?"...
*that feel when trapped in logic*

>>40645056
It doesnt work to try and laugh at someone not reading the rules, only to show you didnt read them either.

>>40645068
>If I would ask another parrot that always lies
It says you cant ask questions containing "if", opr create hypotheticals.
But it doesnt say YOU cant lie to the parrots.
>Hey parrot, I have a truth-telling device, and a lie-telling device in my pocket. I am going to ask the truth telling device what the lie-telling device would say about the door on the left.
>what will the final answer be?

No other parrot. No hypotheticals. No "if". Just lies and intent, and one question to one parrot.

>>40645085
The other Anon said the if-rule is only for the very hard mode.

>>40645113
Sorry, didnt realize you had dropped down a level.

>>40644914 (OP)

Grab one parrot decisively by the neck and slowly walk towards one door. If it panics you know, under the assumption that the parrots fear hell more than I do.

>>40644914 (OP)
Very Hard Mode answer:
Is exactly one of these true: you are the liar, or the left door leads to heaven?

A yes always means left door, a no always means right door.

Also, hi again.

>>40645143
Technically that's 2 questions.

>>40645128
They are invisible!

P.S Answer Exist on Every of 3 Modes

i will post them! But not yet!

>>40645164
Its an XOR
I only expect a single answer, the question is compound though, it's the only way to both ask and calibrate the matrix 23 is asking for in one question to one bird.

>>40645164
Where is the second question?
Anon asked one Q:
>is exactly one of these two claims true?
then anon gave two claims
>you are the liar
>the left door leads to heaven

>>40644914 (OP)
"A liar told me that door 1 leads to heaven. Do you agree?"
Parrot is a liar:
He says yes but doesn't mean it. So no is true.
Parrot disagrees with a liar. Door 1 leads to hell.
He says no but doesn't mean it. So yes is true.
Parrot agrees with a liar. Door 1 leads to hell.
Parrot tells the truth:
He says yes and means it. So yes is true.
Parrot agrees with a liar. Door 1 leads to hell.
He says no and means it. So no is true.
Parrot disagrees with a liar. Door 1 leads to hell.

>>40645070
>It doesnt work to try and laugh at someone not reading the rules, only to show you didnt read them either.
It was parody dunce. Hence green text

>>40645248
Bad parody, but okay. Looked a lot more like you thought you came up with your own idiot solution.

>>40645173

To each other, not to me. That might work to my advantage, the other parrot could not try to save his buddy.

>>40644977
Yes you will substitute your own homosexuality reality. And you will substitute like this dudes!

They also masturbate and do awful doings in front of GOD ALMIGHTY.

>>40644914 (OP)
>Very Hard Mode:
"I'm taking you with me into the door you land on the handle of. What's your favorite color?"

>>40645325
The one that always lies would not be able to send any truthful communication, so even if they didnt want to go to Hell, they would have to indicate the opposite of that by landing on the Hell door.
Congrats - you chose wrong, AND condemned the slave bird to suffering as well.

>>40645325
FIRST BLUE :: THAN GREEN

>>40645341
>The one that always lies would not be able to send any truthful communication, so even if they didnt want to go to Hell, they would have to indicate the opposite of that by landing on the Hell door.
>Congrats - you chose wrong, AND condemned the slave bird to suffering as well.
You moved the goalpost. I made a statement and asked a question.

>>40645362
Keeping "always lies" as "always lies" is not moving a goalpost.
I gave you a potential result of your statement and question.
Another potential result: Neither bird moves.

>>40644914 (OP)
LOL

>>40645372
Landing on a fucking door isn't making a statement. I kobayashi maru'd your ass.

>Very Hard Mode:
>this is an extension of the Afterlife
Ask Aphrodite if the bird on the left is a liar, then ask it about the doors.

>>40645401
>your ass.
Not OP, just pointing out the flaws in your answer.
From OP:
>One parrot always lies; the other always tells the truth.
Doesnt say "lies when making a statement". It says lies. Always.
I still think the likely result would be nether bird moving. They are probably golems or angels in disguise, they arent going to want to go anywhere - they are doing their job.

>>40645420
>Doesnt say "lies when making a statement". It says lies. Always.
A lie necessitates a statement.

>>40645420

>>40645431
Lying can be done with motion. Hell, there are entire languages that have no spoken word. The parrot that lies would have to communicate a lie.

>>40645452
>The parrot that lies would have to communicate a lie.
Any communication is incidental. He's going to the door he likes.

>>40645461
>He's going to the door he likes.
He knows you will interpret that as such, so he has to LIE about the one he likes.
That is IF the bird moves.
Which it wouldnt.

>>40645469
>Which it wouldnt.
I'm pretty charismatic. Assuming you're OP you just wanted an unsolvable problem to waste peoples time so you naturally refuse to accept any solution. Kiss my black ass.

>>40645184
>>40645503
Nigga Look here i was say that i will post ANSWERS!

IS THAT NGGERLICIOUS TO YOU?

>>40645524
>Nigga Look here i was say that i will post ANSWERS!
Already posted two answers. I'm divinely protected asshole.

>>40645016
Hard mode is possible, instead of mentioning the other bird you start with a hypothetical situation wrapped in another one "If I asked you 'if you were in front of two parrots and the one that is in your position tells the truth or lies just like you do and there was another bird that did the opposite...' and set up the puzzle in hard mode in a way where the correct answer in the puzzle is tied to the door that leads to heaven..." forcing both parrots to point to the door that goes to hell, so you avoid it, even if you never know which parrot was which.
Because you never mention the other bird, you create a hypothetical situation where the other bird behaves the same as the one in reality that you can't mention (because they behave the same, whoever they are.)
Um, now I think that overcomplicates things, you can just ask "if there was another bird that tells the truth or lied in the opposite way that you do..." and solve normally instead of referring to the other bird.
These options are ruled out by very hard mode.

>>40645534
ok shizo!

dude i will post answers on every of three solutions.

>Already posted two answers. I'm divinely protected asshole
BUT YOU ARE NOT PROTECTED FROM STUPIDITY ! IT IS YOUR CHOICE!

>>40645579
>BUT YOU ARE NOT PROTECTED FROM STUPIDITY
I am though, and I bet your answer is bs and a few posts will call it out and you'll jerk off to wasting peoples time.

This is very easy.
Too easy in fact.

KNOCK KNOCK
>both doors: who's there?
GOD
>hell opens the door

i think that not all of you understand that you need to : ASK PARROTS QUESTION! NOTHING LESS NOTHING MORE. OR YOU CAN TRY RANDOMLY CHANCE IS 50% ON BOTH DOOR!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SOLUTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Easy Mode:
"Which way would the other bird say is the way to hell?" Take that door.

Hard Mode:
"Which way would you want me to go?"

>>40645679
>"Which way would you want me to go?"
And why would that work?

>>40645614
>>40645685
called it

>>40645614
Maybe is my Thread Better than your. And you came here to express JEALOUS!

>>40645685
You ask for hint now!

>>40644977
She's hot. I'd love to see a creampie leaking out her pussey.

>>40645748
dude what pussey ?

I got the superhard mode thinking about the easy mode. I would simply ask a logical and undeniable objectice truth. If the bird say yes, then it's the truth one, if it says no, then it's the lier one.
For example, my question could be
>What does 2+2 equals to?
Truth bird will answer 4, lies bird will say anything else
or
>Does 2+2=4?
Truth will answer yes, lies will answer no.

>>40646187
Yeah, but you only get one question, so getting the bit about who is the truth teller is useless because it can't tell you what's the heavenly door now.

>>40646187
>"Which way would the other bird say is the way to hell?"

Every Bird know what door are Heaven and Hell

Hard is VERY HARD. Also VERY HARD is ULTRA HARD!

>Propagation of strength!

>>40646350
How hard is this version:

Both parrots tell always the truth, however, one of them believes that the door that leads to hell leads to heaver, and each parrot thinks it's the other parrot who is wrong.

What do you ask them to know what's the heavenly door?

>>40646364
>Both parrots tell always the truth, however, one of them believes that the door that leads to hell leads to heaver, and each parrot thinks it's the other parrot who is wrong.

>What do you ask them to know what's the heavenly door?

Your question is a good one, but it is not based on exact facts, but rather lies in the realm of assumptions and opinions, which creates a split mind and confuses just like mainstream science today. Everything is based on assumptions and belief. But belief that is based on assumptions, not evidence!

>>40646364
My Parrots Exact Know which is which door! But you are that one who do not know ! So stop to assumption because after choose one of them :

>That what wait's you is not Assumption but Exact!

>>40646364
this one isn't very hard because you can just ask what the other parrot would think "if the other parrot was guarding this door, what would they say about its state?"

>>40646457
following the idea that the parrot you're talking to would explain that they THINK it leads to that place but the parrot you're talkign to knows better

>>40646408
You can't go that far, it's like asking the puzzler "how do you know the doors lead to heaven and hell? Maybe it's a logical trap and both lead to hell? Or it's for the bold that don't care about answering correctly very hard mode and they both go to heaven? Or maybe heaven and hell don't exist and they go elsewhere? It is your assumption and belief that the doors and parrots exist, but maybe they don't."
That rabbithole has no exist, we better allow for the possibility of a parrot to know something for certain, but being wrong, it's much simpler.

>>40646420
Are you claiming very hard mode actually has an answer?

>>40646457
It depends on what parrot you ask to, so it's still 50/50, you have no way to differentiate the wrong parrot.

>>40646474
Again you with : MAYBE MAYBE OR MAYBE!

RABBIT HOLE EXIST! It is your mind!

>>40645209
Exactly, and this kind of matrix math can be extrapolated out to N-dimensional questions of difficulty with proper reasoning.

>>40644914 (OP)
Why open the doors when you can just chill with two parrots playing two truths and a lie for eternity?

>>40646484
There are many answers to very hard mode.
How do you think it would play out if I asked either bird this?
Why would I want to go to hell?

The spiritual world is symbolic, so:
(spoiler!)
the left door leads to hell.

>>40644914 (OP)
Ask the bird on the left: what is 2+2? and open the heaven door
>Way too easy. You guys are a bunch of pseuds

>>40645025
Based.

>>40644914 (OP)

X Y
L T

X Y
T L

>"Is this door to Heaven filled with Demons?"

>Truth Parrot: "This is the door to Heaven filled with Angels."

>Liar Parrot: "This is the door to Hell filled with Angels."

https://youtu.be/NajvBC5vil4

>>40644977
kys nigger faggot.
In my reality (which you live in) and i can manifest whatever, i manifest you commiting suicide.

>>40646781
left from where?????????

Carefully think about this!

>>40647150
Imagine:
You enter a room. There's a door at the left and a door at the right side.

>>40647015
No you are RETARDED ! WHICH LEFT AND FROM WHERE YOU WILL KNOW WHERE IS LEFT ! Why you call others retarded when you are that retarded dude which is proud in his stupidity???

>>40647152
if you entering from somewhere than inside room has a 3 doors

>>40647152
>Because this is an extension of the Afterlife,

>>40647099
Very elegant

>>40647131
still here fgt

>>40647154
Man youre really dumb if thats what you think. You should probably go back. This pace is too hard for you. Your dumb invisible birds will self identify themselves with that question. Youre just assmad that i solved your special boy question in one sentence
>its comprehension seems pretty bot like tbf. Or maybe just esl

>>40648506
>"Is this door to Heaven filled with Demons?>>"Is this door to Heaven filled with Demons?mean that you ask about specific door Liar will say whatever he want, and Truth will give you answer about what you ask him so he will not say to you
>>Truth Parrot: "This is the door to Heaven filled with Angels."
You not ask him about other door but that one, he will answer you NO!

And do not call me stupid because you are that one who is STUPID and proud in his stupidity!
A.k.a RETARD!

>>40648506

````````````SOLUTION````````````````

VERY HARD MODE:

"If I asked you which door leads to heaven, what would your answer be?"
The liar would ordinarily point you towards hell, but, as it must now lie about its answer, it would point you to heaven. So would the parrot that tells you the truth. Thus, go through that door.

Ask one of the parrots how many doors are there in the room, this immediately tells you if the second parrot's going to lie.

>>40647154
Hey now, don't be mean just because you're getting frustrated.
It reflects poorly on yourself.

>>40646600
But inside that rabbit hole no puzzle can work.
Very hard mode doesn't work because it disallows hypothetical scenarios and it's one itself.

>>40644914 (OP)
question: Does the parrot who lies stand in front of the door that leads to hell? Or does the lying parrot stand in front of the door leading to heaven?

>>40646775
That creates a hypothetical scenario where you go to hell, and maybe you like it, so you can't ask that.

What's the difference between hard mode and very hard mode? Look identical to me. Also, is it one question to whichever bird (1 question total) or one question to each bird (2 questions total)?

>>40647099
>Truth Parrot: "This is the door to Heaven filled with Angels."
Again, only if you point to the right door, which is 50/50.
You need to ask a Yes/No question, but then, depending of the door you point at, Yes/No are flipped, so you don't know in which case you are.

>>40652205
Yeah, and then what? You already spent your question.

>>40652305
The point is that you don't know, you have to come up with a solution that works for all possible cases.

>>40652338
That hard mode has a solution (you ask a question that puts the parrots inside the puzzle, and you know which door goes to heaven even if you don't know who is the liar) and very hard doesn't (because hypothetical scenarios like "If I asked you 'If you were in a room with two parrots that had door that led to the same place of these real doors...'..." are q requirement for solving hard mode.)
>Also, is it one question to whichever bird (1 question total) or one question to each bird (2 questions total)?
1 question total or all versions are trivial to solve.

How about this. You say "Does this door lead to heaven? Lie to me." Because the truthful parrot always tells the truth he cannot lie, but the lying parrot will invert his answer basically turning him into a truth teller.

>>40652477
Lie to me is is not a question, you would need to ask "if you were lying, what would you say if I asked you 'does this door lead to heaven'?" which does two things very hard mode disallows.

>>40652379
Fine: are there 2 doors in the room AND does the first one lead to heaven? It's still one logical question and the parrot can answer YES/NO to it. It doesn't give me definitive answer, but statistically speaking raises my chances.

>>40652373
Read it again. The liar parrot identifies not just the door but the fact that he's a liar. Prepositioning.

>>40652546
Was wrong. That question doesn't increase my chances, but this one does (from 50% to 75%): is it true that you're answering this question truthfully AND this door leads to heaven?

>>40652769
I think I solved it so I get 100%. You need to include a question which is always false: does the first door lead to heaven AND does the third door lead to heaven? Because there isn't a third door, the second conditional is always false. Snd then its easy: whichever bird answers YES, you pick the first door. If the bird answers no, pick the second.

>>40644914 (OP)
Everyone here is a mid-wit at best.
One bird always lies but somehow says "What other bird?" when asked about the bird you say is invisible... That doesn't even make sense.

Everyone in the thread posting hypothetical situations and thinking it's okay because they didn't use the word "if". Any sort of suggested or otherwise imagined scenario is a hypothetical. As stated in the original problem, creating universes is God's job, so you can't create a reality, even an imagined one.

OP is even wrong with his answer to the hard mode. Why in the world would you trust your afterlife to the belief that the lying parrot would want you to go to hell?

Anyways, enough crapping on everyone. Here are some answers to the logic puzzles. You can change some wording but the thoughts behind each are sound.

Easy - If I asked the other bird which door leads to heaven, what would it say?

Hard - If I asked you which door leads to heaven, what would you answer?

Very Hard -
>>40645143
This is the correct answer to very hard and and the only possible way to find the answer without hypotheticals. I think there is a better way to word it to clearly distinguish you are asking one question only but the logic is correct. Here is how I would word it for clarity.

(Stand in front of a door and talk to one of the birds) Is exactly one of the following statements true:
(1) you are the liar
(2) the door I'm standing in front of leads to heaven

>>40653119
Lol... I might need to include which door to take.

Easy - this logic always generates the Hell door.

Hard - this logic always generates the Heaven door.

Very Hard - this logic generates a Yes for the Heaven door and a No for the Hell door.

You can use any of the logic cases for lower difficulties but not for the higher difficulties since they are designed for the constraints of that problem.

>>40647015
I think this guy got it

>>40653266
"One of you birds, whoever speaks first, what is 2+2, and open the heaven door" thats it. Fixed the ambiguity in the first guys answer.
>pic related regarding op. His spelling and reading comprehension is very bot/chink-like

>>40646775
It's not a good hypothetical. Thats not the point of the thread. The point is to train either a bot or chink (same thing) on how to perpetuate a conversation by trolling its own thread. Why did it suddenly become obsessed with angels and demons behind the door that weren't in the original question? Its an associative artifact common to llms where they get similar concepts mixed up. But again, chinks display a lot of the same thinking patterns as llms so it could be either. In either case, this is a mining thread

>>40653119
Youre asking multiple questions by framing statements within a question. Common tactic used in these kind of speech hypotheticals. It will get you a fail in debate class

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVTrJ_NvHEc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1utq5-c9_8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJbHMLZeOA

keep it movin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMrr4RnQ0Cs

>>40653404
You’re either the lying parrot or just don’t know about the Exclusive Or (XOR) function.

It’s a single question. It returns a Yes or No… a True or False… a 1 or 0. Look at it how you want but I’m asking a single question and I want a single answer. The question is “Is exactly one of the following things true?” Those following things can be as many as I’d like but this case only requires two inputs.

>>40653404
A fail in debate class? My guess is that you’re conflating a different idea with the idea of exclusive or when the two don’t belong together at all. I’m pretty certain I would score well in a debate class with my argument. Not understanding exclusive or for you, however, is going to be a fail for you in logic, engineering (especially electrical and mechanical types), and computer science classes. More importantly, not understanding the logic has a 50/50 shot of landing you in parrot Hell for this made up scenario. lol.

Best of luck to you, and the rest of us, if we ever end up in this crazy scenario.

>>40644914 (OP)
i take the first door i feel like taking and accept where it takes me

>>40644914 (OP)
You trust Jesus and hope he wouldn't let you choose wrong and just fuck both parrots in all their orifices and enter whichever door looks like it might hold more parrots to fuck.

>>40653757
Unless fucking the parrots part really weighs on your conscience. Then you should probably just fedora tip them and invite them to follow you,

>>40653381
Its not, it puts the burden of discernment and detection sqarely on my own perception, but it makes the parrot say enough that I could work out the answer.

>>40652621
>The liar parrot identifies not just the door but the fact that he's a liar
Yeah, so it only works if you ask him, but maybe you're asking the truthful one.
And if you're asking the truthful one, maybe he tells you "no", because that's not a door to heaven filled with demons, because no such thing exists.

>>40652917
Second door leads to hell, you ask the parrot, who turns out to be the truth teller, if the first door leads to heaven and there's a third door that leads to heaven, and since it's a false statement, he answers no.
And you go through the second door and go to hell.

>>40653119
>(Stand in front of a door and talk to one of the birds) Is exactly one of the following statements true:
>(1) you are the liar
>(2) the door I'm standing in front of leads to heaven
That's just a way to ask two questions in one.
Not valid.

>>40653298
They don't need to obey you.

>>40653757
Sure, try that when crossing a road without looking if the light is green or red, and see how Jesus does nothing for you when a car runs over you.

>>40655938
I’m tired of explaining logic to you retards. The one question is: is exactly one of the following statements true? Just search for XOR Gate or please have an AI explain it to you. Otherwise, enjoy parrot hell.

>>40656278
No, it's like this:
"I'm going to make a list of 10 statements, if any of them is true, say yes, if all of them is false, say no."
On a no you get the answer to 10 questions because you know all of them are false.
It's like asking 10 questions.
So your logic gate is like asking 10 questions.
To clarify, very hard mode should clarify that you may do something that only gives the answer to one question, so if you ask a question that allows you to know two things, like what parrot is lying and what door goes to heaver, it's like asking two questions, and invalid.
The whole point of the exercise is that you can find the heaven's door without caring who lied or told the truth, which would require a second question.

OP is a faggot.

>>40658261
What are you? Pedophile?

Is it true that you're the truth-telling parrot while the left door leads to heaven?

>>40644914 (OP)
It's false dichotomy, both Sirius and Orion are the false answers.

>>40661101
>Sirius is the false answer
Meanwhile stinky black souls enslave the entire world, brainwash everyone and program them to be whatever they want and you're rejecting the only resistance to it, the bright morning star. So fuck all of you humans and all of you stinky black souls. You're worthless.

>>40656305
I don’t mean any offense by this. I really don’t. I just don’t think your IQ is high enough for you to understand.

>But I did eat breakfast this morning!

The point of the exercise, if there is one, would be to walk people through different logical frameworks.

Easy - double negation
Hard - self referential double inversion
Very Hard - exclusive or predicate

Maybe I’m just not smart enough to get it or maybe I’m just operating in a framework that I’m familiar with which makes me blind to another option. If you come up with a way that can meet the originally stated requirements and gives you a 100% chance of picking the correct door, I’d be interested in hearing it.

My version is correct on all three problems. This type of logic has been studied and studied and studied. Exclusive or is a very important concept and truly asks a single question despite what you might think. Even your version with 10 inputs is asking a single question (even though you couldn’t manage to actually pose it in the form of a question…) and is only giving you a single answer.

>>40661146
I know you all still have the fight in you and all hope isn't lost. They can't bury primal wisdom because it threatens their heads being chopped off by primal chaos emerging when those primal seeds sprout within you all. All you need to do is understand you are all in a cosmic jungle and you're surrounded by predators. The first thing you do is craft a weapon. The next thing you do is join your brothers and fight for your survival.
This is the truth of the modern world and this is Sirius. They made war as theatre to punish all of mankind. The true enemy is behind every single one of you waiting for an opportunity. Be stronger than you ever thought possible in these times and look out for one another. The human mind is much more vulnerable than you realize. There are so many backdoors and exploits that can be accessed by your enemies and this is the point of all psyops.

>>40661146
Learn to read, agent of lies. I said BOTH Orion AND Sirius are false answers.

>>40644914 (OP)
I stay in the room forever and ask the bird to be my slave if we eat the other bird. Next time someone runs into this scenario, I have sex with them and start a family, not letting them go near the doors

"To all parrots in the room, this the left door that leads to heaven?" and point to the right door

>>40655876
>no
Then guess what that parrot just did.

damn my nigga

>>40661383
>Both parrots open their beaks at the same time. One says “Yes.” The other says “No.”
>You have no way of discerning which parrot said which response but it truly wouldn’t matter. Your one question has been asked and you have a 50/50 shot at Heaven.

I won’t go through all possible examples but if the door you pointed toward went to Heaven, the truth bird would say No since your statement returns a false response (said left but pointed toward the right). The lying bird would be the inverse so your false response would return a Yes.

>>40661148
>. If you come up with a way that can meet the originally stated requirements and gives you a 100% chance of picking the correct door, I’d be interested in hearing it.
Well, I've been debunking false answers on the thread, so it's your turn to debunk this one:
>>40660747
>Even your version with 10 inputs is asking a single question (even though you couldn’t manage to actually pose it in the form of a question…) and is only giving you a single answer.
I come from the side of 20 questions and akinator, who is only defeated if it goes over 20 questions.
If one of the questions was:
>If and only if all these are true answer yes, otherwise answer no:
>Is your character female. Is it fictional. Is it alive. Is it Japanese. Is it a musician. Has it been to the moon. Is its profession a carpenter. Has it scored a goal in a game in the last year. Did it have a chess elo over 2500. Does it have a special character in its name.
And you were trying to guess Albert Einstein, you'd get a "no", and it's like you asked 10 questions and got a "no" for each of them.
I'm restating this specifically to make the point clear, you're not asking a single question and getting a single answer, you're doing a cheeky way of asking 10 questions in one, and this would never be valid, you're just removing the questions marks:
>If the answer to one of these questions is yes, say yes, otherwise say no:
>(1) Are you the liar?
>(2) Does the door I'm standing in front of leads to heaven?
That's two question and it's equivalent, you're just rephrasing it to hide this fact.

>>40662022
sounds like you keep moving the goalpoast

doesnt matter if theres multiple answers to one question, its still one question.
see the single question mark at the end? its one question you faggot

>>40655959
Don't you understand that you said it while crossing the road while the light was red?

>>40644914 (OP)
Touch each doorknob, and use the one that isn't hot

>>40644914 (OP)
>Stand next to any door.
>Ask parrots.
>If this door leads to heaven what is 1+1?
The parrot that tells the truth will either answer "2" or nothing.

Learn to detect false dichotomy
it could save your life

picrel is archons from sirius, and mantids from orion (led by sophia). Neither is the "true" good option to pick from, so you don't select either

>>40666292
>so you don't select either
just like they taught you in the show. you guys need to learn to pick up on these cues