linuxbro here. i've been getting into the occult recently and i thought i'd add a linux flair to it, so i just tried to summon 72 demons from the Ars Goetia using my terminal. the code is in picrel.

it creates a directory named ritual, moves into that directory, and creates 72 text files, one for each demon. each text file says "i summon thee, {demon name}. grant me great spiritual power"

here's the best part...the last line has your terminal read all the text files out loud. anyhoo i just did it so i'm not sure quite what to expect. wish me luck

>Trying to automate demonic summoning
I don't know if you are retarded or a fucking genius. Good luck.

>>40645099 (OP)
Make sure you have the correct demon drivers installed

>>40645099 (OP)
you're just going to piss them off by calling them demons, dumbfuck
(((you know where calling them demons came from, right)))

>>40645564
i'm not calling them a demon, retard, i'm calling them by their name. lern 2 shell

>>40645099 (OP)
This is how Shin Megami Tensei started

>>40645564
It came from Plato and his definition is not even evil. According to him a demon is a being between humans and God. An angel can be a demon according to his definition, a greek god too.

>>40645666
yea and that list of names is in a file named "demons.txt" not to mention you call upon it as demon you are clearly calling them demons

which linux distro is the most /x/-coded?

>>40646251
what should i call them, then?

I'm from your g thread op. Glad you made it here. Hope it takes off

>>40646740
not him, but i'd look into the ars & see what it terms them to be

>>40647274
thank u fren

>>40646670
they all crash on a regular basis

>>40645099 (OP)
Same energy as "are bananas paranormal"
I love how much you need to clarify that you are a linux users, which is far from a paranormal topic.
Nobody cares that you are sucking dick, windows is far better than your incel O.S

>>40645666
>so i just tried to summon 72 demons from the Ars Goetia
you just called 'em demons, dumbfuck
you think they just arent going to know about that or something, should they akshually come visit you?

>>40646206
I'm not discussing the etymology of the word demon
I'm talking about (((they))) who call everything but their blood god a demon
despite being fueled by tons and tons and tons of blood sacrifice over the centuries/millenia having pointed to the goetia and said "demon!!!"
typical hypocrisy

>>40646740
just call 'em goetia
I'm not trying to be a dick here, those guys are no joke and you dont want to piss them off
I know calling you a retard is kinda being a dick but if you're doing this in that casual of a manner, its only a matter of time before you fuck around enough to find out

>>40645099 (OP)
Worthless.
You are just getting a machine to say some names.
You need to also now get the machine to do the prep work. You need a full Lesser_banishing_ritual_of_the_pentagram.py and Lesser_invoking_ritual_of_the_pentagram.py.
You will also probably need gcc to compile some sigils.c from source code.
There just isn’t enough here to do anything.
Also the real truth of the demon summonings was not actually to invoke or summon them but to bind a part of the sorcerer’s higher self that was undesired to the appropriate demon in order to control part of reality. But I guess kids like you can’t even study these days.

>>40651692
lbrp is for weaklings that are dumb enough to mess with this stuff without being somewhat already cultivated enough to have their own protection
>Also the real truth of the demon summonings was not actually to invoke or summon them but to bind a part of the sorcerer’s higher self that was undesired to the appropriate demon in order to control part of reality
this is the purpose of assuming godforms so as to wield the archetype

>>40651692
let's be honest here it's not like magic has any hard and fast rules that everyone uses. if that were the case, the whole fucking planet would use magic. so since it seems like anything goes, looks like my magic is just as valid as yours. probably more valid because at least it follows logic

>>40651715
>just telling it to grant you spiritual power
jfc buddy I didnt even read your script
sweet summer child levels here
that can happen but its going to come at a cost you will not want to pay back
they wont be entirely specific about how you will pay back what you borrow
but once they decide this and it may feel like pizza the hut saying you owe me 1 million spacebucks,
they will make your life miserable if you dont hold up your end of the bargain
it is very highly advisable to not make any pacts with ANY noncorporeal entity
spiritual currency is not the same as worldly currency
you are infinitely better off to cultivate your own spiritual potential
any gifts like what your script asks for will not be a gift, but a loan
caveat emptor like a motherfucker

>>40651768
i have to be very up front with the demon. i don't want to beat around the bush. i want SPIRITUAL POWER, GODDAMMIT, AND I WANT IT NOW!

>>40651867
>I want shit right now and I dont want to work for it and I dont care about what I will be asked to do in order to pay back the loan
yeah I think this thread has had enough of your faggotry

peep my vibe coded python script that uses the NIST beacon to generate a draw of nine "true random" runes from the futhorc over nine minutes
https://pastebin.com/p1Qg5Bfd