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Anonymous No.40645949 [Report] >>40645987 >>40646002 >>40646059 >>40646071 >>40646421 >>40646443
Zohar Revelations on Satan:
The Zohar explicitly states that the first thing Ha-Satan (also named Samma'el) did after being cast down to the Earth in his draconic form was alter the biological forms of everything he came into contact with, creating reptiles and venomous creatures.

It also states that his angels, primarily consisting of Seraphim like himself, took on similar forms and intermingled with the giants who roamed the Earth, creating the Anakim "horrors", "terrifying ones" who were described as having long legs and broad necks, who participated in blood-drinking, cannibalism and all forms of iniquity. These were wiped out by Michael and his armies, however a few remained, and many more were created afterwards, after the creation of the newly created race of Adam.
Anonymous No.40645983 [Report] >>40646025
>described as having long legs

Did they look like this creepy fucker?
Anonymous No.40645987 [Report]
>>40645949 (OP)
>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DRAGON."
>WELL, WE ALL KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
>A DRAGON IS A FICTITIOUS CREATURE.
>REPTILIAN, TERRIBLE, LIVES
>FOREVER, BREATHES FIRE, HOARDS GOLD.
>STRANGE COMBINATION OF ATTRIBUTES.
>WHY WOULD SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND ANCIENT, HOLD A TREASURE?
He projects a page from the book and reads
>"BILLY BIXBY WAS RATHER SURPRISED WHEN HE WOKE UP ONE
>MORNING AND FOUND A DRAGON IN HIS ROOM.
>IT WAS A SMALL DRAGON, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A KITTEN.
>THE DRAGON WAGGED ITS TAIL HAPPILY WHEN BILLY PATTED ITS HEAD."
He projects a drawing of Billy in bed looking at the small red dragon standing at his feet.

Jordan continues
>IT'S INTERESTING, YOU KNOW,
>IN CHINESE MYTHOLOGY, THE DRAGON IS A POSITIVE FIGURE.
>IN EUROPEAN MYTHOLOGY, THE DRAGON IS SOMETHING TO FACE IN
>COMBAT AND DESTROY, OR SOMETHINGTO FACE IN COMBAT AND BUILD
>SOMETHING OUT OF THE PIECES LEFT OVER FROM THE DRAGON.
>"BILLY WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO TELL HIS MOTHER.

>mfw Jordan Peterson
Anonymous No.40646002 [Report] >>40646018
>>40645949 (OP)
THE ZOHAR SAYS NO SUCH THING
OP IS WELL POISONING
THE ZOHAR SAYS NO SUCH THING
OP IS WELL POISONING
THE ZOHAR SAYS NO SUCH THING
OP IS WELL POISONING
THE ZOHAR SAYS NO SUCH THING
OP IS WELL POISONING
THE ZOHAR SAYS NO SUCH THING
OP IS WELL POISONING
Anonymous No.40646018 [Report] >>40646029
>>40646002
WELL. WELL. WELL.

WHAT WELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, PAL? THE OBJECTIVE UNIVERSE IS A LIE, GOD IS DEAD.
Anonymous No.40646025 [Report]
>>40645983
The Nephilim looked like Clowns
Anonymous No.40646029 [Report]
>>40646018
You know when nietzeche said that he didn't meant that god would cease to exist. Only that people would adopt a subjective vision of the divine. As you said, through the end of objectivity.
Anonymous No.40646059 [Report]
>>40645949 (OP)
Cool, now who let this happen? The nature of evil is to do evil, now what do you make of someone who deliberately allows evil to operate even when you have perfect knowledge and authority to stop it? Isn't this just another design flaw of which Satan is merely making fun of? If you have a pet mouse and you put a snake to live with it in a cage, does that make you sadistic or retarded?
It's mind boggling to me to think how much workaround took place to make this creation stable. Armies of angels having to deal with legions of demons, countless prophets, a messiah, countless wars, deluges, abominant races dwelling on the surface of Earth and below, fallen angels teaching humans how to make war. Seems like the guy who did this is a real fucked up retard incapable of creating anything clean and smooth.
That's because the "god" worshipped by mainstream hebrew religions is a fucking skiddy, while the actual programmer probably doesn't know what's going on down here.
Anonymous No.40646071 [Report] >>40646106
>>40645949 (OP)
How would it know this if it was written in 1000 ad
Anonymous No.40646106 [Report]
>>40646071
Muh oral tradition glurp
23 No.40646298 [Report]
zohar is SATAN bestie!

read BOOK OF ENOCH ! dude!
Anonymous No.40646421 [Report]
>>40645949 (OP)
> Zohar
Jewish Rabbis are morons...
Everything is like sloppy half ass psychoses word salad.
23 No.40646443 [Report]
>>40645949 (OP)
YOUR PICTURE REPRESENT WHAT?
>RED DRAGON?????