That's right, nerds. It's AAAALLLL true. I come from beneath, I am an alien, a real life alien from Earth. You aint never seen nothing like me before! Try to figure out what I am based on the clues I give you. Have fuuun!

in the meantime, I'm gonna get totally wasted. Have fuuuun!

I did a thread before, but you guys ruined it by arguing all the time. Let's keep it nice & easy.

>>40646618 (OP)
What are your people like? What customs and courtesies are important to you?

>>40646634
Little. Dangerous. Bad. We're not all that bright.

I'm getting all excited again

https://youtu.be/vxchPg3Ty9s?si=JrpsL7mi3bc0ZrAA

>>40646636
you are clearly a... a...... a.......
GNOME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcbGyRwkiZo

>>40646618 (OP)
/X/ used to be so fucking cool when it was just people talking about their strange experiences and theories and not faggy named users and embarrassing larps and /loa/, /ng/ and /sr/ threads

>>40646783

>>40646636
La Goblina

>>40646783
I choose to believe that the legit high strangeness people all unironically exited reality through some kind of portal, changed form to something incorporeal, got too silly/grippy sock jailed, suicided by the cia, or abducted by aliens/cryptids/(((other))).

Not again the crabgirl

>>40646752
Wrong!

>>40646783
Wrong!

>>40647201
Wrong!

https://youtu.be/Sp9EAl_bZwk?si=SvtOGZDXxpplfKnx

You guys want clues?

>>40647201
>>40647201
I like that. Crabgirl.

Evil crab is gonna getcha!
https://youtu.be/KMq8txg5gAs?si=o4irdrne4Dnf_G0P

?

https://youtu.be/DsSM_YyZ3uU?si=ASb4v2XlIGzrvZCs

>>40648034
Jesters, fairies, elves. You guys are poop butts. And if you're legit, you should know who I am. I'll give you a hint. My initials are JDH. My tag is Gaslight.

>>40648094
Nope! I'm Crab girl motherfucker

>>40648110
Are you blonde with brown eyes?

>>40648117
I have hazel eyes and dark blonde hair.
Why are you asking?

>>40648177
Are you from Canada?

>>40648297
I'm from Tennessee.

>>40646618 (OP)
Whois Creator of Me && (You)?

>>40648345
Oh ok. Unless you're lying.
Wanna have telepathic alien sex?

>>40646618 (OP)
>>40646623
>tripfag attention whoring
>makes wild claim with nothing believable to substantiate it
>behaves like an obnoxious retard
>gets butthurt people in his thread ignore his attention whoredom, makes another thread
You are too fucking dumb and lacking skill to make even a half-decent LARP. Of course no one will take you or your bullshit seriously, faggot. Get wasted, alcoholism is a fitting destiny for you.

>>40648407
CRAB GIRL

>>40648445
You will never be a woman, tranny.

>>40648450

https://youtu.be/lSFw9Xb1b1A?si=YVrPdga5W6UxOfmo

You hurt my feelings.

That picture triggered my PTSD.

>>40648536
Which one and why?

>>40648554
Katy Perry.

>>40648886
What's so scary?

What's so scaaaaaary?

Oopsie, wrong name!

>>40646618 (OP)
Are you a reptilian?

>>40646618 (OP)
Everybody wants a crabgirl until they start probing you with their claws.

>>40649341
I don't have claws, silly. I'm a human.

>>40649355
How do you type with your crab claws?

>>40646618 (OP)
I don’t care if it’s a LARP, OP is charming to me and I want to play along.

What is your favorite thing to eat? How do you take over human bodies? Does AETHER sound familiar to you at all?

>>40646618 (OP)
>>40646623
You are a puppet.
A fun one at that.
This place is nice and all, and it would be great if the surface population were exactly as believed.
However, I came here from somewhere far different.

Blue Eisenhower November

>>40646618 (OP)
has no one got that your just a fun guy

>>40646618 (OP)
Post lizard bussy

>>40646618 (OP)
>I come from beneath, I am an alien, a real life alien from Earth.
And? You want a medal for that now or what?