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Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 7:55:01 PM No.40646618 >>40646634 >>40646783 >>40648351 >>40648407 >>40649308 >>40649341 >>40649583 >>40649882 >>40650064 >>40651205 >>40651276
On Topic: ALIENS. I am an alien in a human body.
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That's right, nerds. It's AAAALLLL true. I come from beneath, I am an alien, a real life alien from Earth. You aint never seen nothing like me before! Try to figure out what I am based on the clues I give you. Have fuuun!

in the meantime, I'm gonna get totally wasted. Have fuuuun!
Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 7:56:26 PM No.40646623 >>40648407 >>40649882
I did a thread before, but you guys ruined it by arguing all the time. Let's keep it nice & easy.
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 7:59:29 PM No.40646634 >>40646636
>>40646618 (OP)
What are your people like? What customs and courtesies are important to you?
Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 8:00:52 PM No.40646636 >>40646752 >>40647089
>>40646634
Little. Dangerous. Bad. We're not all that bright.
Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 8:01:54 PM No.40646641
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Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 8:06:04 PM No.40646654
I'm getting all excited again
Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/2/2025, 8:08:34 PM No.40646669
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https://youtu.be/vxchPg3Ty9s?si=JrpsL7mi3bc0ZrAA
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 8:24:19 PM No.40646752 >>40648034
>>40646636
you are clearly a... a...... a.......
GNOME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcbGyRwkiZo
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 8:29:50 PM No.40646783 >>40646811 >>40647104 >>40648034
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>>40646618 (OP)
/X/ used to be so fucking cool when it was just people talking about their strange experiences and theories and not faggy named users and embarrassing larps and /loa/, /ng/ and /sr/ threads
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 8:37:55 PM No.40646811
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>>40646783
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 9:32:49 PM No.40647089
>>40646636
La Goblina
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 9:36:33 PM No.40647104
>>40646783
I choose to believe that the legit high strangeness people all unironically exited reality through some kind of portal, changed form to something incorporeal, got too silly/grippy sock jailed, suicided by the cia, or abducted by aliens/cryptids/(((other))).
Anonymous 7/2/2025, 10:01:21 PM No.40647201 >>40648034 >>40648056 >>40648056
Not again the crabgirl
Elisé/Jill !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 12:58:55 AM No.40648034 >>40648094
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>>40646752
Wrong!

>>40646783
Wrong!

>>40647201
Wrong!

https://youtu.be/Sp9EAl_bZwk?si=SvtOGZDXxpplfKnx
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 1:02:59 AM No.40648056
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You guys want clues?

>>40647201
>>40647201
I like that. Crabgirl.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 1:04:08 AM No.40648062
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Evil crab is gonna getcha!
https://youtu.be/KMq8txg5gAs?si=o4irdrne4Dnf_G0P
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 1:07:00 AM No.40648077
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?

https://youtu.be/DsSM_YyZ3uU?si=ASb4v2XlIGzrvZCs
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 1:12:05 AM No.40648094 >>40648110
>>40648034
Jesters, fairies, elves. You guys are poop butts. And if you're legit, you should know who I am. I'll give you a hint. My initials are JDH. My tag is Gaslight.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 1:16:20 AM No.40648110 >>40648117
>>40648094
Nope! I'm Crab girl motherfucker
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 1:18:15 AM No.40648117 >>40648177
>>40648110
Are you blonde with brown eyes?
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 1:30:31 AM No.40648177 >>40648297
>>40648117
I have hazel eyes and dark blonde hair.
Why are you asking?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 1:53:25 AM No.40648297 >>40648345
>>40648177
Are you from Canada?
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 2:01:05 AM No.40648345 >>40648355
>>40648297
I'm from Tennessee.
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 2:02:43 AM No.40648351
>>40646618 (OP)
Whois Creator of Me && (You)?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 2:02:50 AM No.40648355
>>40648345
Oh ok. Unless you're lying.
Wanna have telepathic alien sex?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 2:11:45 AM No.40648407 >>40648445
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>>40646618 (OP)
>>40646623
>tripfag attention whoring
>makes wild claim with nothing believable to substantiate it
>behaves like an obnoxious retard
>gets butthurt people in his thread ignore his attention whoredom, makes another thread
You are too fucking dumb and lacking skill to make even a half-decent LARP. Of course no one will take you or your bullshit seriously, faggot. Get wasted, alcoholism is a fitting destiny for you.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 2:18:04 AM No.40648445 >>40648450
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>>40648407
CRAB GIRL
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 2:18:35 AM No.40648450 >>40648458
>>40648445
You will never be a woman, tranny.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 2:19:43 AM No.40648458
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>>40648450
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 2:22:09 AM No.40648483
https://youtu.be/lSFw9Xb1b1A?si=YVrPdga5W6UxOfmo

You hurt my feelings.
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 2:28:34 AM No.40648536 >>40648554
That picture triggered my PTSD.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 2:30:33 AM No.40648554 >>40648886
>>40648536
Which one and why?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 3:36:44 AM No.40648886 >>40648922
>>40648554
Katy Perry.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 3:45:23 AM No.40648922
>>40648886
What's so scary?
666 !YaewzYlV1g 7/3/2025, 4:48:36 AM No.40649266
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What's so scaaaaaary?
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 4:49:51 AM No.40649273
Oopsie, wrong name!
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 4:55:53 AM No.40649308
>>40646618 (OP)
Are you a reptilian?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 5:01:49 AM No.40649341 >>40649355
>>40646618 (OP)
Everybody wants a crabgirl until they start probing you with their claws.
Crabgirl !1dVIjdythw 7/3/2025, 5:04:17 AM No.40649355 >>40649560
>>40649341
I don't have claws, silly. I'm a human.
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 5:36:57 AM No.40649560
>>40649355
How do you type with your crab claws?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 5:42:39 AM No.40649583
>>40646618 (OP)
I don’t care if it’s a LARP, OP is charming to me and I want to play along.

What is your favorite thing to eat? How do you take over human bodies? Does AETHER sound familiar to you at all?
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 6:30:24 AM No.40649882
>>40646618 (OP)
>>40646623
You are a puppet.
A fun one at that.
This place is nice and all, and it would be great if the surface population were exactly as believed.
However, I came here from somewhere far different.

Blue Eisenhower November
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 7:03:18 AM No.40650064
>>40646618 (OP)
has no one got that your just a fun guy
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 1:07:53 PM No.40651205
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>>40646618 (OP)
Post lizard bussy
Anonymous 7/3/2025, 1:31:03 PM No.40651276
>>40646618 (OP)
>I come from beneath, I am an alien, a real life alien from Earth.
And? You want a medal for that now or what?