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>>40634189

A speedy disco roydown on the situation so far:
>An anon posts a thread on April 4, 2025, titled "this is a demon writing itself retroactively into pop culture history", with an image of a man in pajamas
>The OP explains that "you'll remember him from your childhoods soon enough"
>Anons begin searching for Roy Jay, but no Wikipedia page is found, no image results, nothing
>Within a couple of days, Roy Jay content flooded the internet and anons began finding increasingly older references to Roy Jay
>He suddenly has a Wikipedia page, photos, TV spots, albums, and even a Facebook fan page
>Much of the content is bizarre: stories range from Roy flashing a family crowd with his massive penis, to deep frying a slipper while working a food van (and working naked from the waist down)
>Replies to Roy's content online seem overwhelmingly fake: odd profiles of dubiously real people all claiming to have known Roy personally
>An anon bought and provided photos of a vinyl and news clipping, both (potentially) proving Roy Jay's past existence upon this earth
>A different anon emailed the crematorium where Roy's funeral was supposedly held, only to be told there is no record of Roy Jay's funeral there
>Many new photos have emerged on Roy's Facebook page, despite not being there when investigations started weeks ago
>A YouTuber named "Grayy Man" released a video briefly explaining the current circumstances, only to be bombarded by more NPC profiles claiming to have known Roy
>the content continues to grow, with more evidence of Roy's existence popping up every day

Original thread that started the AI demon memetic mandela effects
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/

Previous threads archive
>https://pastebin.com/dScaXRjF

Get relaxed and get weird with it, because Roy Jay is kicking up some steam both in the Spanish and English speaking communities.
>Will /ROYJAY/ be filled with annoying Zoomers and Latinos looking for their next Jeff the Killer and Slenderman?
Always have been.
>Will Roy Jay finally be revealed to be some Eccentric Flop or AI Demon?
IDK lmao.
>And will the Real Roy Jay PLEASE stand up?

MANDATORY WATCH:
>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M
THE GAY SLOPTENT DOCS SO FAR
TheGrayyman : https://youtu.be/F4fHknX0AVE
The Perfect Citizen : https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ
COOP :https://youtu.be/XtVtovghPgQ
Some beaners idgaf :https://youtu.be/7qqIFVG65U8
https://youtu.be/YSAY0utcqTQ
https://youtu.be/7Em2dP-ucbE

Hey, don't call people beaners man, c'mon.

>>40647612
Dont be a homosexual but yes that is stale pasta I need to update for ze next thread

these threads are no longer necessary, as the
"mystery" has been solved with the unearthing of last night's "new" videos of roy performing his routine on another british talk show.

also i asked my father's friend whether he could send me a copy of his VHS tapes, and he said that the stuff he recorded is already on youtube. that's it folks

>>40647626
Who sent you? Spook!

>>40647626
How does that solve the mystery? If anything, new material only proves the first thread.

>>40647677
exactly! Spook! The fucking cia niggers are always trying to gaslight us, a lot of the time they will say shit like "see? this PROVES he's real!" when it's just more footage. Or a random pic from some icelandic scammer website...Yeah that's totally proof he existed...Hmm. Makes ya think.

>>40647700
And of course its the "fathers friend" anon who showed up last thread right after the egypt glowbot got BTFO, he managed to hop in right as a fresh thread was baked. Coincidentally his dads friend had nothing new to share. Not even any pictures of the vhs tapes he mentioned. What a weirdo!

>>40647722
should we ask him to take pictures of his VHS tapes now? how foolish would I look

New video found last thread:
>https://ok.ru/video/7109850040833
Just Roy's appearance:
>https://files.catbox.moe/v501vo.mp4
Vintage photo site where the new photo roysidue comes from:
>https://imsvintagephotos.com/
(That site is weird, if you ask me.)
And Duncan Trussell's podcast from today was about Roy Jay (yet he doesn't say "Roy" or "Roy Jay" on it). Starts at 17:55:
>https://www.youtube.com/live/MXAsSA3KJCs?si=AeVL4ljZb1NQjaf9
(And picrel is a weird black neck rectangle. Do you know what that's about?).

>>40647722
Double dubs of righteous skepticism.

>>40647722
They also hate mentions of Wendy Carlos despite her having no impact on Roy

hey everyone I'm new here, so what's the general consensus, alien, demon, AI bot, or illuminati?

>>40647762
Man his haircut is so fucked up

>>40647818
>Please tell me what the official narrative is.
No. Reach your own conclusions. Use your eyes.
Look at this photo. Is there something weird with it? Don't ask, look.

>>40647855
there's nothing wrong with that photo it's perfectly normal

>>40647762
>I’m dancing as fast as I can
Spook!
Now they’re all doing it.
https://youtu.be/qR6NcYluyHw

>>40647862
Oh, ok. I won't believe my lying eyes then. Thank you!
What about this one?

>>40647602 (OP)
Hi weirdos

>>40647873
it's a perfectly normal photo

>>40647885
If humans had four fingers.

>>40647612
>>>twitter

>>40647862
>>40647885
>perfectly normal

>>40647626
>more groundbreaking Roysidue is found
>"Welp guys guess it's solved now! Pack it up and stop talking about it please! Seriously please stop talking about this please please please."

>>40647762
>the podcast is members only now

>>40647930
He's way skinnier in this one, almost as skinny as bird suit Roy

>>40647626
>whether he could send me a copy of his VHS tapes, and he said that the stuff he recorded is already on youtube. that's it folks
this literally doesnt prove anything, it proves that you're a lying faggot, and the tapes dont exist

>>40647930
Did glowniggers give duncan a call? Thats insane, it was pretty interesting hearing him talk about the idea of retroactive reality manipulation

>>40647930
Fuck, you're right...
I don't quite trust Trussell if I'm being honest. He basically ignored any concrete evidence about Roy while talking endlessly about it as an abstract theme. As I already said he didn't even utter the words "Roy Jay", as if they were equivalent to "Solar Plexus Clown Gliders" and he didn't want to get infected. Also lots of glitchy cuts.
>>40647626
>That's it folks.
Can you say that while stuttering as a lying pig?

>>40647778
I don't get what Walter Carlos has to do with this, unironically knew about that troon for nearly 5 years because of his association with moog synthesizers. Which for the documentary made on the development of it, he chose to not be a part of it then got pissy because he wasn't in it. Roy isn't real tho.

>>40647930
Weird ear

>>40647839
Does he have this haircut in any other known videos or images aside from the Schweppes ad?

>>40648087
I said Wendy not Walter
I guess all names are the same to boomers

>>40647778
Speaking of Wendy my favorite automatic liblarp reposter on iFunny uploaded her

>>40648466
Retard, Walter is Wendy's real name. Walter cut his dick off and became Wendy in the 70's.

If Roy Jay is real, then we might have done something truly special for his legacy with these threads. If he is not real then this is one of the strangest things I have ever seen on the internet.

>>40648570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8YYxRx9Qo8 forgot to include

>>40647930
What the fuck is going on with his face and head? His dumbo ears but also his face is weirdly symmetrical. Mostly his eyebrows and nose.

>>40648563
That's just Laura Dern in a wig, you can't fool me

>>40648573
Everybody’s doing it.
https://youtu.be/x9nrBF5gl8A

>>40648874
Ive seen some schizobabble in my day but this takes the cake

>>40648665
Don’t Google “Roy Jay”
https://youtu.be/WewWX-DItbY

https://youtu.be/Kzq15y2J4UM

https://youtu.be/2Y6-Q7ROzSE

>>40648887
I bet I can top it :)
But I would need something from you.

>>40648592
Very subversive, cool, on-topic, and appropriate to deadname somebody who defined the electronic genre. If your parents aren't already ashamed of you they should be now.

>>40648986
lol we got a salty faggot over here whining about deadnaming on the internet LMFAO bitch PUHLEASE! get REAL nigga

>>40648921
Your black magic has no power here, glownigger

>>40648986
It's also exactly the video I was recommended
That boomerbot probably thinks the Wendy entity is some abstraction of that specific artist, when that was never the case

I just want to say that I have a big penis. Although it isn't as large as Roy's, it's pretty big and I think he would be proud of it.

does anyone actually experience paranormal activity when viewing royjay videos or is it just larp?

>>40650363
royjay videos are paranormal activity

In the 4th of April thread there was a mention of "Wendy". Also:
ANDREW'S
"rick"
Are those just random trolls, or do they have something to do with anything?
Spook!

>>40651159
I have been in most of these threads and havent seen anything about those people. The only other person ive seen that was "real" is sticky vicky.

So I was listening to Vehicle again on the way to work this morning and it got me thinking.

It's been pointed out numerous times that his voice sounds different in just about every video we've seen of him. Same goes for his singing voice. I'm well aware that a singer's voice will often sound different live versus a studio recording. However, in this case.. his live performances of Vehicle (both Bob Monkhouse and the new video from the other night), he sounds like Peter Griffin.

Also, has anyone noticed that at the end of the studio version, him saying:
>spook, spook
>slither hither

>>40651159
"Andrew's gonna love this!" Was apparently about one of the leading people who works on AI named Andrew something.
Rick is probably referring to Rick and Morty, because that show has Roy references.
"Wendy" I'm still confused on. She seems to be related to Sticky Vicky, but I'm not sure. This is the only name in thread 1 that eludes me yet.

>>40651169
Unrelaxed Hits Vol 1: Youll All Be Doing It Tomorrow feels so ominous to me. Like youre casually listening to a covert demonic concoction on your commute.

>>40651169
He sounds like Robin Williams in some of the other ones too, I think the voice training AI (if he is AI) used Robin's voice as a sample. His face is inconsistent too. Sometimes he has thick eyebrows, sometimes he has a wide face, other times he looks totally different like the OG Pajama pic. Super odd

>>40651169

I still think Vehicle is a demon song or something. Basically all the other covers vibes just like Roy. I remember there was an older comment that evem said the song was creepy. I told it was because of Roy Jay.

>>40651193
That was an assumption, but Vicky's field of work was very specific
I'm not sure how someone could conflate adult performers with music, those are entirely separate things.
I don't trust those who claim "all celebrity careers are the same"
"it's all the same" seems to be the new form of dismissing things

>>40651193
>"Andrew's gonna love this!" Was apparently about one of the leading people who works on AI named Andrew something.
Ah yeah that is Andrew Ng, he is responsible for Googles AI program. Only speculation from that one random comment but it adds up to me.

>>40651265
Also Google's AI while good at rendering photos and videos, still struggles with forming coherent narratives and storytelling. Even now it still has poor grammar, poor comprehension of human bodily functions, and poor comprehension of things like fame or careers (conflates vastly different lines of work such as stand-up comedy, adult entertainment, and music, as the same solely off them all giving public exposure)

I don't get it. When I read the original thread it honestly just seems a coordinated effort by some group to meme this into a paranormal conspiracy. And this dude is just a forgotten comedian.

>>40651300
>I don't get it. When I read the original thread it honestly just seems a coordinated effort by some group to meme this into a paranormal conspiracy. And this dude is just a forgotten comedian.

>>40651316
>>I don't get it. When I read the original thread it honestly just seems a coordinated effort by some group to meme this into a paranormal conspiracy. And this dude is just a forgotten comedian.

>>40651193
"ricky" was mentioned by trip user "Not a key" in a post with a picture of a key. He said ricky was a boy he used to ride the bus with, and that Roy was reminiscent of him.

In what Rick and Morty episode does Sleepy Gary supposedly appear, by the way?

>>40648573
He was a running gag to british people in the 90's and 2000's.
Nothing strange to have a lot of thing ressurfacing about him since the first thread.
I think people are trying way too hard on this one.

>>40651316
Why is Thom Yorke part of that group?

>>40651382
He got that fluoride stare

>>40651387
He's not an NPC, though

>>40651406
Whatever you say faggot

>>40651373
>He was a running gag to british people in the 90's and 2000's.
How do you know that?

>>40651210
Speaking of Robin Williams, you think that this is just a coincidence?

>>40651827
oh shit
absolutely not

>>40651827
Robin's style of delivery was odd as well, he'd talk like he was talking to himself, not direct at the audience

>>40651827
>>40651853

https://forums.doyouremember.co.uk/forum/culture/people/620-spook-slither

From 2005

>>40652002
>Had to google a bit for this one, but it appears it was an American comic named Roy Jay
He googled it and came back with the wrong information? How do you do that?

>08-10-2006, 10:55
>Roy Jay Slither Man

>Just got back from Benidorm and Roy Jay performs as Slither Man in Chaplins bar.
>Totally different act but the same guy from The Laughter Show.


>Anyone remember him on the Schweppes adverts on TV? Spook!!!!

This comment would be just 16 months before Roy's death. He was supposedly still active. What is the comment about Roy of this type that's nearer to his death?
According to some versions, he was in a wheelchair by then, no?

>>40652002
>26-04-2016, 07:42
>Re: Spook! Slither....

>I also believe that the drinking was his final downfall and he died a couple of months back in Spain where he was working
I'm sorry what did you say? What year is this?

>>40652074
What gets me is at the bottom of the first page you get
>19-11-2009, 06:22
>Hi My name is Jeff & in the early 80's I had a pub called The copper horse in Windsor berks & Roy Jay ( slither/Spooky) a good customer was just becoming famous but drink got the better of him . He once starred at Circus Tavern Purfleet. He kindly invited me along. I have just heard he died in Benidorm. Bless him. A spanish friend of his had to pay for the funeral as he ended up euroless.

>>40652002
If on this forum thread I go backwards to the "people" forum and try to go on any page that's not the first. It doesn't work. There's supposedly 11 pages, but none of the buttons work. They don't send me to a site that doesn't work, they just do nothing.

*plop*

*plop*

*Fart, plop plop plop*

*Loud fart*

EEEEEEEEEEEERRRHHMMPPH

*plop plop plop*

*This thread comes out*

>>40652099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_Tavern
Just found this idk

>>40652106
Oh now they fucking do. Okay.

>>40652108
We know youre a jewish faggot not just because youre a tripfag but also because your obsession with cocks and shit

This thread has a lot of views compared to others on the forum. Is it just a flood of post 4th of April thread lurkers? I myself didn't know this forum, but my memory isn't really good.
If not, then what?

>>40652099
Found this too. And checked!

>>40652200
Forgot to link sorry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Copper_Horse

>>40652177
Its got an average amount of responses but 2x-10x more views. Weird

I emailed a newspaper in the region of Alicante asking for obituaries of a Roy Jorgensen on January 22nd 2008 (the date of his supposed funeral) and they replied with: "There is no obituary on the date you indicated, nor any similar news in the newspaper archives."

I also sent a message asking about Roy's funeral to the group that owns the crematorium where he was supposedly cremated at through their website and they replied with: "Due to the number of years that have passed, he is not listed in our database, so we cannot know if he was here or have access to any type of documentation."

There is chance of Roy being alive folks.....

>>40652257
I got chills.

>>40652257
His official death was in 2007 yet some posts have said he was in a wheelchair in 2015. If the slitherman is still alive that is another plot twist on top of the mountain of plot twists we've already seen.

There is a subforum called "gone but not forgotten", with RIP threads for famous people that just died. There is 58 pages. I go to the 57th and the last thread is from 2008. Then I go to the 58, where maybe the RIP for Roy Jay should be, and the topics don't load.

>>40652388
No, actually the last thread on the 57th Page is fron 2007!
>20-03-2007, 22:25
So there should be an RIP thread for Roy Jay, but there isn't.

Amazing! Truly the most significant and groundbreaking paranormal mystery our our times!!

>>40652578
That reminds me of the left earring thing. Are the vintage photos a psyop to make him gayer? I mean this post obviously is.

>>40652658
>if I post gay black guys the roydeemers will surely abandon their threads

>>40651194
I've tried finding what you're talking about but can't find anything, can you send a link? I want to listen to Unrelaxed Hits Vol 1: Youll All Be Doing It Tomorrow but youtube is fucking useless.

>>40652666
Damn, Satan. How are you doing.

>>40652709
That was just in the anons picture of his car im not sure where he got it from

>>40652177
>>40652214
>>40652400
Isn't it weird that the thread with the most views in that page, which was active then, didn't have an equivalent thread in the subforum after Roy's funeral?

>>40652885
so how the hell did you listen to the song? I'm totally confused here

>>40653010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpE6wqB5gU&list=RDuFpE6wqB5gU&start_radio=1

>>40652885
oh wait, I think I am mistaken. I thought you were saying Unrelaxed Hits Vol 1: Youll All Be Doing It Tomorrow was a SONG LOL and maybe it is a song, but you seemed to be referring to the text on the monitor in the car, Whoopsies lol

That said, does anyone have a list of every single roy jay song found so far?

>>40651193
What about 92?

>>40653031
also, knowing what I know now this does sound creepy. Don't get me wrong it's a good song, but there's just something off about this song especially with all the strangeness surrounding Roy Jay. Spook!

I'm still in camp AI, but camp demon or alien could certainly be possible as well.

The mentions of Sticky Vicky predate the knowledge of her in the thread.

>>40651362
it's from season 2 episode 4 Total Rickall

by the way YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT! It is mandatory that you, and everyone else in here watches it. No excuses! Here's a link.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS EPISODE OF RICK AND MORTY OR YOU'RE GAY!

https://123series.art/series/rick-and-morty-98189/2-4/

It's part of our research as roybuds or whatever we're called

>>40653034
That would be the LP plus Spooky Love and Spooking Down the Street.
https://youtu.be/2mKuFWsRft4?si=fn8khE_8Q2D7740J
Spooky love was on a laughter show and SDTS on pebble mill at one.
There are no more that I remember.

>>40653086
Thank you for the info. I"m mot touching that link though.

>>40653060
Exactly, the derailers are forcing relation between her and things unrelated to her

Can you name a comedy with a donkey sidekick? Hard mode: no Shrek.

>>40653059
>I'm still in camp AI, but camp demon or alien could certainly be possible as well.
I dont think theyre mutually exclusive honestly...

>>40653138
ah, sorry bro. I use that link but maybe I'm retarded and was using a bad website LOL whoops. But you can find the episode somewhere I'm sure, pls watch it and let me know what you think of it!!!

>>40653100
ah thank you! which song do you think is the scariest and makes you think it's a demon?

>>40653218
You seem to really like Rick and Morty. Can you tell me if Gary appears on other episodes?

>>40653236
I think the spookiest might be Spookin Down the Street. But mostly It isn't spooky, it's just a good records (plus two songs). Vehicule has the masonic element.
And I think he's AI, by the way. Just to be clear.

>>40653213
huh, good point. I'm assuming you mean AI and demon can be true at the same time? and AI and alien? Yeah I can kind of see that. Some people think AI can be manipulated by magic or demons, which I find fascinating.

As for the alien using AI, any alien who is able to cross interstellar distances would surely be MUCh more advanced than us and he'd be able to copy our AI tech and make it even better or maybe he had his own AI tech to begin with.

Either possibility is interesting.

>>40653244
he has only ever appeared in the episode I mentioned from season 2. And yeah I like Rick and Morty, but sadly the show's gone downhill lol it's sad!

>>40653277
Does he die?

>>40653284
he does, he dies alongside all of the other memory parasites.

>>40653257
ah no worries yeah, I appreciate your input.

>>40653300
Checked and checked and let that be so.

>>40653300
Just one more question, if you don't mind.
Do the other memory parasites have names? And if that's true could you name some of them?

>>40653263
Yep exactly. Demons/aliens or just non physical entities could interface with our tech.

>>40653320
sure, so I went on to the Rick and Morty wiki to find a list of them since I figured I may as well send you as many as I can find (I didn't remember them all lol)

For the named parasites, here's a list from the wiki.

Uncle Steve
Cousin Nicky
Mr. Beauregard
Frankenstein's Monster
Sleepy Gary
Photography Raptor
Pencilvester
Tinkles
Hamurai
Amish Cyborg
Reverse Giraffe
Ghost in a Jar
Baby Wizard
Mrs. Refrigerator
William Shakespeare
Cleopatra
Bigfoot
Cats (From Two Cat Morty)

There's a bunch of unnamed ones too.

also here's the wiki link
https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Memory_Parasites

I hope this helps.

>>40653392
So the parasite is trying to sanitize Roy's past to avoid suspicion on itself? Weird since no one would inherently assume the alien ever existed

>>40653410
are you talking about the episode? Because in the episode I don't think sleepy Gary was the first parasite, uncle Steve was I think, and afterwards more mind parasites started manifesting characters from Rick and his families past because some of the mind parasites were getting killed. So it was a survival mechanism, not specific to any one parasite, I forget how they multiplied originally. It's been a while since I've seen the episode. You should watch it for better context in case you or I get a detail wrong. I'll rewatch it later too.

>>40652177
This is another instance of stuff that wasn't there before, just showing up

>>40653442
I meant in the context of both

btw i heard thanos left a watermark in one of the pics he dumped which confirmed it was ai?? i could be wrong but if anyone has that image can they reply?

>>40653548
Maybe it was the blue blotch on one of the big pics

>>40653548
It's on this one:
>>40653308
But it doesn't confirm that it's AI, just links it to the reddit account.

>>40653392
Thank you very much. Very thorough answer.

>>40651827
bizarre

He died at 58, right? 58 is the last, topicless page on the gone but not forgotten subforum.
No, It was 59. Nevermind.

>The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search: Roy,Jay
Well fuck me I guess

Even prior to this whole situation, people watching his work felt unrelaxed by the performance.

He would be 77 now.

>>40651827
He's even playing a weird alien in this show too...

>>40653590
I'm happy to help. Hopefully the info I shared helps in any way on getting some interesting revelations or shedding more light on Roy Jay, regardless though I'm glad to have contributed lol